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divorceplay, lawyer teasing, alimony denial

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monarchy has no real purpose and should be abolished irl but im a slut for royal families in fiction. the politics. the intrigue. families divided by the eyes of a nation. the pressure of children told from birth that they are born to rule, born for only one purpose. the stifling of empathy and real bonds and love. the loneliness when all eyes are on you. it’s so inherently tragic and yet everyone involved is terrible because that’s all they can be. gimme.

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in another life i would've loved queerbaiting in a tv show with you

#[blows kiss] for chana

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#alicentposting

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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “november 5th 2020” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw vladimir putin resign

my buddy mutual pacing: destiel is canon in spanish

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i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

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something that's so good abt jennifers body is that it's built up entirely on honesty followed by joke. honesty followed by deflection. honesty followed by pop culture joke. and all of this builds up until the end of the movie, when jennifer jokes away her death saying "my tit" and needy corrects her. no. your heart. stop joking. stop deflecting. you were my best friend and I killed you. there's no looking away from this

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i really miss prev tags. i long for the functionality to come back to me. i try every day like a wife checking the mailbox for a letter from her husband at war

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my favorite gansey trait is his infinitely complex relationship with death. he regularly relives his death in panic attacks. he adventures out in rural virginia where a single wasp sting could end it all without fear. he knows he’s dying this year months in advance but never once considers using glendower’s wish for his life. he constantly chews mint—a hornet repellent. he only keeps one epi-pen in his car. he plans for his future death by giving up his home. he fights for his life when whelk holds him at gunpoint. he thinks—at least partially—that all his friends prefer other people. he’s terrified to his core when faced with robobee or the wasps in the cave. glendower was dead. and gansey kind of wanted to live.

#trc

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everyone on hotd should have been eviller and cuntier in general ESPECIALLY the designated good guys it would have made it a better show. i’ve seen people reacting to rhaenyra’s ‘thank you, father’ in driftmark with like this was CUNT or ouuuu she ate that !! does that not illustrate severe cunt withdrawal among the audience. hbo is throwing crumbs at your feet and you’re prostrating yourself get up i want minimum shiv roy levels of pulling the ladder up white feminism

#hotd

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30 minute recipe? Psh. I can do it in an hour and a half

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acabo de caer en que el brasil-argentina es el 21 de noviembre y el ballotage es el 19 de noviembre. ni ese partidazo voy a poder disfrutar porque voy a estar internada por intento de suicidio.

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this is my favourite bit of otgw trivia (text from Art of Over the Garden Wall)

#over the garden wall

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They consider me strange and unusual due to my autistic behaviors. And maybe the unnatural experimentations too but thats unlikely.

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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

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porn would be so much more entertaining if at the end women devoured men like female praying mantis do