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partypoisoner · 1 year

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a definitely real harry styles ‘harry’s house’ tour poster i definitely didn’t make myself

my insta!

my other art account!

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aromanticbuck · 16 days

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I know, everyone and their mom is tired of seeing this from me, but I'm seconds away from a total mental breakdown about this at any given moment.

I took all of my money, all of the cash we had in the rainy day jar, and even pulled the < $1 I had from my savings account to pay the second half of rent for the month. After that, I am at -$575.

Because my employer is only giving me $25 a week during my medical leave (< $10 after tax), and I have no idea when I'm going to actually get money from the state. I have another job I'm pursuing (just praying I get called back for the working interview or at least an answer this week), but I won't get paid from that until I actually get the job and, you know, actually start working.

I just want to have positive money at the end of the month, so that rent will actually take out of my account again. It's going to put me back in the toilet after that, but I just want to know we'll be able to keep our apartment in May, you know?

I can't even keep Dashing because my car has no gas in it. I'm not getting Etsy orders. I'm stuck at home while Kit is at work and I hate that I can't do anything to help right now. Any little amount will be helpful, or even a reblog if you can't give anything right now.

paypal venmo: amwallace95 etsy

so far: 195/600

#alex says things #mutual aid #signal boost #i always feel awful for posting these #but oh my god every time i get out of the hole i get sucked back in #i would literally have like $200 if they didn't take $30+ for every single transaction #stupid fucking insufficient funds fees

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 3 months

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why is he like this

#boing boing boing #like a derranged little frog 😭#i love him stupid amounts #alex turner #tlsp #eycte era #alex gifs #my gifs #lulu posts

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brittlebutch · 8 months

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one thing about me is i am Always thinking about entry #84 audition tape. alex's obvious excitement to start the auditions fading to restless nerves as no one shows up. lying when brian finally does show up, claiming other people did come to try and save face. the two of them joking around together. "caught in a loop of unhappiness". brian helping convince tim to audition too, probably bc he caught on to what had happened. the fact that present day tim cut the majority of his audition out of the entry upload bc he was embarrassed about it. the fact that brian was still carrying it around in his pockets despite everything. enough to drive one to madness, frankly.

#N posts stuff #marble hornets #alex sat alone in that room for EIGHT Hours oughhhhhhh #everyone clowns on him bc his script was not that good lmao but i do love it when there's old footage of him talking about it #bc even though it isn't good you can still Tell how stupid excited he was about the whole thing; how much He liked it #insane!! also the Pristine implications of the end of the tape - 'NOW the camera messes' up implying it's never happened before #and that the only thing that has changed about alex is the fact that he met tim.... biting and maiming #mh lb

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laurelwen · 4 months

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#(probably) last text post of 2023 but don't worry there's plenty more on deck for 2024 #i cannot be stopped #never forget to check out my pinned masterpost under the humor section for a full listing of all my stupid memes and textposts #like minds #nigel colbie #alex forbes #tom sturridge #eddie redmayne #nigel colbie x alex forbes #murderous intent #like minds 2006 #murder boyfriends #like minds text post

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russellius · 2 years

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Charles not understanding being unimpressed by cockney rhyming slang (+ George terrorizing Alex once again). alt. title: George learns that cockney rhyming slang is in fact not a globally known phenomenon.

GEORGE: Charles, do you fancy a Britney Spears? Should we go for some Britney Spears? CHARLES: Don’t- don’t put me in trouble with my girlfriend.

#george russell #charles leclerc #alex albon #f1 #*m #twitch #20 #(he is so stupid oh my god)#//#eurotruck #(this makes me think of that post that was like. they have about 100 words in common but somehow it works)

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yellowloid · 1 year

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(forbidden) love, secrets, memories and regrets in am's 'tranquility base hotel and casino'

#can anyone hear me. CAN ANYONE HEAR MEEEEE #i've been thinking so much about the star treatment + 4/5 bits these past few days i thought i might as well put a whole post together #btw going through all the lyrics hurt so much. my boy was not well for real he was being consumed by The Longing TM #(and mental issues too) (press f to pay respects for my favourite repressed boy)#anyway yeah </333333 #dont let this flop i spent way too much time researching the lyrics and making sure the images would fit with tumblr's stupid 10-pic rule #my posts #inspiration posts #alex turner #arctic monkeys #tbhc #tranquility base hotel and casino #am i doing this #am i really tagging this #milex #yeah i guess so. no ragrets #[deserved gunshots]

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aglitchysylveon · 1 month

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Have a bunch of my TMC shit, mainly showing my OC because she's cool, also some other OCs and and friends OC.

Also Cecelia working at Starbucks is my favorite thing ever.

#my art #tmc #oc #oc art #tmc oc #doodle #the mandela catalogue #gabriel tmc #I finally made some post around TMC again #haven't really made any posts about em because of the drama around Alex #i hope they're okay #im so worried about him #anyways enjoy the art around the stupid emo angel girl #also why does Cecelia in that fancy ass dress make her look like a vampire 💀

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lavendel081 · 8 months

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From the next Episode

Sunflower Serenade

#sometimes i wonder if i should even still post on tumblr #or in general ahh #i wanna make this for myself mainly but social media melts my brain #makes me think what im doing is stupid #small rant OOP #stardew valley #yomi art #stardew cope #sdv alex #sdv sam

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austinwehaveaproblem · 9 months

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sillies

#austin's problems #cobra starship #cobra starship art #gabe saporta #ryland blackinton #nate novarro #alex suarez #vicky t #decaydance #this is so stupid help #austin's art #i will never be as self conscious about anything as i am about tagging posts like #yes i do want people to see cobra starship tiptoeing past a dragon bc it makes me giggle #but it's embarrassing #do NOT look too close at this.

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partypoisoner · 1 year

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mschf astroboy red boots - partypoisoner

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subtle-as-an-earthquake · 8 months

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that guy was really living the dream huh

#oh to be a bald middle aged man #it's alain johannes actually but it's funnier if it's just a random man #i know this is a staple pic but this is extra funny in light of that ✌🏻 post that was doing the rounds today lol #faves #what is even happing and why #they're stupid your honour #and i love them #also alex's waist look sooooo 🫠#milex #tlsp #alex turner #miles kane #baby puppets #2010 #taotu

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uhbasicallyjustmilex · 4 months

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#expressive and tipsy and so terribly terribly cute #i love him a stupid amount 💗#alex turner #alex gifs #am era #arctic monkeys #my gifs #lulu posts

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innytoes · 2 months

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ok. i can't even read the rest of the list and i imagine there will be other requests for it but... What do you mean, the raccoon stole the ring you planned to propose with? - Willex.

Also for @floating-in-the-blue who did indeed request the same thing and lbr, I put that there as Willex bait.

"What do you mean, you lost the ring?" Julie asked incredulously.

"I mean I lost it!" Alex said, pacing back and forth, back and forth in the studio. "I did something stupid and I lost it and now Willie is never going to marry me because I'm stupid and reckless and-"

"Okay first of all, calm down," Flynn said. "If anyone is into Stupid and Reckless, it's Willie. Didn't you two ride a shopping cart down a hill on your second date?"

"Third," Alex pouted.

"Dude, where did you lose it, we'll help you look," Luke offered. "Or like if you left it in your pocket while doing laundry, we'll... I dunno, as an adultier adult about finding a plumber."

"Oh no it's way worse than that," Reggie piped up, and Alex shot him a glare.

"Shut up this is half your fault."

"Oh, now I know it will be good," Flynn said, leaning forward.

"So you know how we always joke that Willie is secretly a raccoon in human form?" Reggie started, sounding way too cheerful for Alex' liking. He groaned, flopping pathetically onto the rug next to Julie's chair. She patted his head in only mild condescension. Which would soon be full-blown condescension when she learned how stupid he was.

"Yes?" Flynn asked, eager.

"Well, we thought it would be funny to get a picture of Alex proposing to a real raccoon. You know, to post online after Willie said yes."

It would have been funny. Willie would have thought it was hilarious. He didn't like posting pictures of himself on social media, after so long being a photo prop for his rich foster dad, but Alex kind of wanted something to obnoxiously put online because he knew his mom still stalked his socials from time to time.

"So we went over to that pizza place, you know the one, because there's usually some raccoons hanging out behind it near the dumpsters. And we found one and lured it with some marshmallows, and then Alex got out the ring to propose, and I got a few shots, but just as I was lining up the perfect angle..."

"It grabbed the ring and took off," Alex finished miserably.

"We tried to get it back but... raccoons are fast when they want to be!" Reggie shrugged. "I took a video, though. You know, so maybe we could identify the raccoon later and try again."

He was pretty sure Reggie took a video to lord over him forever, because the sight of Alex chasing a raccoon around a parking lot and then begging and waving marshmallows at it at the bottom of a telephone pole was kind of pathetic and something that could be used as blackmail.

"So the raccoon stole the ring you were going to propose with," Julie said, slowly, so slowly. Like she was judging him. Which was fair. Alex was judging himself. On the couch, the sound of Luke and Flynn stifling laughter made everything a million times worse.

"What do you mean the raccoon stole the ring you planned to propose with?" A new voice asked from the door opening.

Alex looked up, wishing the earth would swallow him whole. "Willie," he said, his voice high pitched and creaky. "Hi! Um. I can explain."

"I think I got the gist of it," Willie said, his eyes sparkling and dancing with mirth.

"I'm so, so, so sorry," Alex said. "I thought you'd find it funny!"

"Oh trust me, I do," Willie said, moving to pull him up from his miserable lump on the ground. "And I'm going to want to see that video later," he told Reggie.

"Please no," Alex whined, even though Reggie was totally going to plug it into the big TV in the house so everyone could enjoy it, probably.

"Don't worry about it, Hotdog," Willie soothed, pulling him into a hug. Alex hid his face in his shoulder, letting the feel of his boyfriend's arms around him calm him down a little. Even when everything was shit, he always felt a little better in Willie's arms.

"I lost your engagement ring over trying to make a funny meme," he pointed out.

"Well," Willie said, pulling away. Before Alex knew what was happening, he got down on one knee in front of him, pulling a ring out of his back pocket. "It's a good thing I still have mine, then. Alex Mercer, will you marry me?"

#julie and the phantoms #willex #fanfic #they're stupid your honour #I wrote a thing #they do post one of the pictures Reggie took before the raccoon stole the ring as their engagement announcement #they probably played the video of Alex trying to reason with a raccoon on a loop at their joint bachelor party #OF COURSE ALEX SAID YES #Of course Reggie snapped a few pictures of the actual engagement as well #those are probably hung up in their home somewhere #like can you imagine three frames next to each other: raccoon picture/engagement/wedding photo

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conanssummerchild · 7 months

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s3 byler as You Stupid Bitch by girl in red. from wills pov

#someone edit this im begging #i would but i hv no talent whatsoever #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #gay mike wheeler #gay will byers #you stupid bitch #girl in red #stranger things season three #autistic mike wheeler #nothing to do with the post #but yk he is #alex says shit

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cosmiado · 2 months

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what the fuck is the deal with the magnus protocol. is it good. is it sexy. does it have beats i can tap my toe to. is it hyperfixation material. does it have transgenderism. will it make me want to hurl myself into an active volcano (positive). will it make me want to hurt myself into an active volcano (negative). is Hermie there

#it feels like every fandom-related tumblr post right now is tmagp and dungeon meishi tmagp and dungeon meishi #over and over. who is Alice. who is Bonzo and why does Alex insist he's a bear. WHO IS NEEDLES #whats the other ones name uhhhh Sam? who is Sam. will he make me want to crunch down on his leg like a chew toy #AND MOST IMPORTANTLY. IS HERMIE THERE #stupid bullshit

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