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doofus-and-dragons · 10 months

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This will more than likely be the last one of these I have. So, for the last time, here is my live reaction to the final season of TMA. These will be in no particular order because ice been listening to it over the span of a couple of weeks. I only listen to it at work.

TMA S5 Spoilers ahead

The cabin episode made me so sad. The eyepocolypse had even taken away their domestic bliss

I really don't remember the trenches that well. It's not a fear of mine, so it didn't shake me or stick well enough. Still good tho

The sickness episode sent me right back to senior year of highschool. I had to take a minute KXNSKXN

REVOLUTIONS WAS AMAZING I LOVED THE POETRY AND THE ACENGING OF SASHA BY KILLING NOT!SASHA. I love it.

At first I thought the worms was about Jane again but I was very wrong. It was a very interesting take!

Curiosity made me incredibly sad. I feel bad for Eric, Micheal, and Sarah(? Trinity? I don't remember. She was set on fire by a desolation avatar I think)

Also: Gertrude x Agnes perhaps???? Or at least solemn pinning? Maybe I just think it's slightly tragic to make it so and sometimes angst is good yknow?

Roots was ok, but the only part that stuck out to me was the jealous Martin scene. I listened to it like 3 times. I kept rewinding it just to list to it.

Fire Escape was SO good! It gave me a kind of manic energy as I listened to the descriptions of the fire.

Martin in the Lonely again made me cry. That's it.

"Who's this? Your boyfriend?" "Yes actually." "Oh...so is there anyway this doesn't end in me dead?"

The Basira and Daisy stuff actually did make me feel bad for Basira. Like, it's the apocalypse and she's having a whole ass crisis.

SALESA WAS INCREADIBLE

I wonder how he faked his death... man is talented and smart, I'll give him that

Skipping ahead to Martin's domain. Loved that. My boy isn't strictly human and I love that he can't deny that fact anymore.

Martin: Something something "one of you"

Jon, being a smug theater kid bastard boy: "One of us."

Like I heard that and I imagined him smirking ominously and gesturing with both his hands

He sounded so pleased that his boyfriend, as miniscule a role it had or that martin had, was like him, and I love that for him

I'm so glad Melanie and Georgie are happy. Though, the cult does weird me out (cults give me the heebie jeebies. It was a very nice touch!)

They deserve nice things.

Also, my favorite of the Cult members was Anil's character. I can't remember his name right off the top of my head, but he was wonderful. Anil did amazing with that little cameo/role

The scene where's he's arguing with Martin reminds me of that Jojo meme with jotoro and dio, but instead of stands they have their poetry clutched tight in their fists

"I dont need a poet." No, Jon, because you already have one. His name is Martin

Of course Jon gets trapped in the ocean when he doesn't have big string martin to row him out of it XD

SOMEWHERE ELSE SOMEWHERE ELSE SOMEWHERE ELSE

Annabelle Cane is wonderful, I'm so glad Jon didn't kill her. She's so chummy with Martin up until she has to be a dramatic villain and I love that for her!

The ladder episode made me grin like a maniac manly because I would be the Martin in that situation. I love the feeling of falling/floating, but I hate actually getting myself to fall. I physically can't do it. I can barely dive into the lake from my papaw's boat

Martin, there are thousands of fanfics that dive into you two getting together without the trauma. Don't even.

NO JON THE PLAN

Hey, real elias! That's where him being a stoner comes from! Because he is one! Nice.

I love og Elias, and I would protect him with my life I don't care.

Oh wait it was just Magnus dreaming

JON NO THE PLAN FUCKING HELL

I almost cried when Martin was yelling at Jon. The boys are fighting

THE KISS HOLY SHIT ALEX SAKD THEY WOULDNT KISS THEY KISSED AH

They're somewhere else being happy and domestic now you can't change my mind

#basira hussain #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #mag 200 #tma s5 #tma s5 spoilers #melanie king #georgie #their cult ig #mikaele salesa #alice daisy tonner #jonmartin #somewhere else #annabelle cane

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forever-fixating · 2 months

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WIP Wednesday

Tagged by the lovely @piratefalls and @onthewaytosomewhere

Happy birthday to our favorite chaos bisexual baby boi, Alex! I am almost at the finished line for this chapter. I'm determined to post today, so stay tuned, folks. Wordy little bastard Alex has a lot to say and a lot of FEELS. ENJOY!

As they exited the cemetery, Henry turned to him and asked, “Would you indulge me one more cemetery tour?” Alex nodded, something in Henry’s eyes telling him this was important. They walked down the street until they found an appropriate place to cross. Henry led them up to the open gate that read Holt Cemetery. Compared to the grandeur of the place they just left, Holt looked rundown and neglected. The gravestones were worn and crooked, some lined with PVC pipe or broken mini-picket fences, and decorated with mementos from loved ones. He took Henry’s hand and squeezed it as they walked along the gravel drive. “Somewhere in here,” Henry said softly, “may lie the remains of four men, victims of a gay bar fire in 1973 called the Upstairs Lounge.” “May?” Henry’s jaw tightened. “Many older records were destroyed after Katrina. Some say the victims, one, possibly two, who have been identified, were buried here or in the Charity Hospital Cemetery nearby. Their bodies were so damaged, they were never identified or claimed. One man’s family, Ferris LeBlanc, didn’t even know he’d died in the fire until 2015. In total, thirty-two men died that night, the deadliest attack on a queer space until Pulse in Orlando.” “Jesus fucking Christ,” Alex hissed. ��Was anyone ever charged?” Henry shook his head. “There was a suspect, a man who had been ejected about twenty minutes before the fire started, but it ultimately went nowhere. It was just a bunch of queers who had it coming, right?” “How did you learn about this?” “A documentary,” Henry replied. They paused, and Henry held their joined hands against his chest. “I have a vested interest in the history of our community because the mainstream media and so-called educators still seek to bury it.” Alex swallowed thickly as he scanned the cemetery. As the son of a Mexican immigrant, he knew all too well how hard the system fought to suppress those they deemed as “other.” It occurred to him that so much of the real history of this country hadn’t been taught to him in the classroom but through books, documentaries, and people like Henry. People determined not to let their history fade into obscurity. “I don’t mean to preach-” Alex stopped him. “No, you’re not. And you’re right. These men deserve to be remembered. Thank you for sharing this with me. I’ve only been for about a year, and I’ve still got so much more I need to learn.” “That’s the first step,” Henry smiled. “The worst thing you can do as a young queer person is live in willful ignorance because the people in power are counting on it. Pride Month is about so much more than celebrating who we are. It’s about remembering those who we’ve lost, who didn’t get the chance to live openly as we do now.” Alex felt a lump growing in his throat. He wrapped his arms around Henry and squeezed tight. Henry huffed a laugh but returned his embrace, murmuring, “I’d kiss you right now, but that would be grossly inappropriate, given our current location.” “Good call.”

There are so many bonding moments between A&H in this chapter, but this is one I'm proud of. As a queer person myself, Henry was channeling me as I too think it is beyond vital that queer people learn their history, the bad and the good. Celebrate Pride but remember the people who are no longer here. CMQ brought up the story of the Upstairs Lounge in One Last Stop, so I wanted to include it here as I feel it would be something important that Henry would want to share with Alex. I promise, this chapter is almost done and you guys are NOT ready for it! All aboard the hype train, choo chooooooo! See ya soon!

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #firstprince #rwrb movie #wip wednesday

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i-eat-worlds · 8 months

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Alex & Friends Part 11: Dirty Laundry

te-he. That’s all I’m gonna say. cw: betrayal, light institutional ickyness, little bit of a creepy dialogue

After about ten minutes for everyone to set their stuff down, order some food and use the restroom, Eric gathered everyone around the table for a team meeting. Alex snacked on a chicken skewer while Teri set up her laptop and connected to the wi-fi. Once Sil had returned (what was he even doing), Eric stood up to begin. The tension in the room was palpable, so thick you could cut it with a knife. “I’m just gonna say it, because we’re all thinking it,” He started. “Nobody except the people in this room and Rudick, should’ve known what safehouse we were going to.” Eric paused to let that information sink in. “Anybody have anything to explain this?”

“I had a pigeon tail as a look out. No drones were following us.” Aarav said. He stuffed several fries into his mouth. “I checked everything for trackers. It was clean.” Teri added.

“Nobody was following us.” Sil said.

“There's no way that it’s Rudick.” Avia said in disbelief.

Eric scrubbed a hand over his face. “I mean who else? Maybe she was just careless, but nobody but her knew early enough to plan an ambush like that.”

“Maybe. That's not her though,” Teri shook her head. “I can look at the database, see if it’s been accessed by anybody who shouldn’t. The encryption on that thing is something, though.”

“Do that,” Eric said. “I just know who else would’ve had access.”

Then, it hit her. It hit her so hard it had to have been audible. Her handler. He would’ve been informed what safehouse she was at. Fear lanced in her chest at the thought. If she couldn’t trust him, her own handler, who could she trust? But then again, how much did she really know about him? As far as she knew, his name was seventy-three.

“There's-There’s somebody else.” Alex said. All the heads in the room turned to her. “My handler, he would’ve known.” A beat of silence passed before Teri spoke. “I’ll look into it. Who’s your handler?” Alex bit her lip. “I don’t know the name. He used the callsign seventy-three.”

“You don’t know your handler’s name?” Joseph said, shocked. “Not all of us get a big face to face meeting in 2A every time we need a brieng.” Alex snipped, placing her elbows on the table.

“He’s not too creative.” Teri remarked, tapping the spacebar. “Seventy-three is just his management ID number. Not too many people out in INSUPA intelligence.” She turned the computer around. “Real name Jacob Tindley. Forty-Five, been working in INSUPA intelligence for nearly thirty years.”

“What’s on his record? Anything on the COI sheet?” Eric asked, leaning in closer.

“Record isn’t too bad. Spent most of his time working relatively successfully long-term undercover assignments. Got some big fish, honestly.” She kept scrolling. “Pretty high agent turnover rate, even for his department.” Teri wrinkled her nose. “Look at the COI sheet. He’s got several LLCs registered under his name. Weird on its own, but this one-” She pointed to one called Erico Holdings. “-was flagged a day ago for an exchange of money with Raven Industries. I know because I flagged it.” She took a pause. “This is a direct, monetary connection with Albert Zorland and his mercenaries. I should’ve seen this way earlier.” Alex swallowed, feeling nauseous. “That bastard.” She cursed.

Joseph’s nostrils flared. “Asshole.” “I’ll start compiling a report, and find a way to get it to Rudick.” Teri said.

“Good.” Eric said, “Though there is a chance that once Tindley realizes we're onto him, he’ll take everything and run. He’s already been paid something for the info.”

“If Zorland has one, he might have another. And we know that INSUPA is shit at investigating andybody who’s been here for so long.” Joseph said. “Especially if it's supposed to be secret.”

Alex leaned back in her chair. “So we capture him ourselves. Record a confession. I could ask for a meeting.” She rolled her shoulders back. “He thinks he’s smarter than me. He’d do it.” Eric nodded. “Any objections.” The team shook their heads. “Let's do it.”

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For the second time that day, Alex found herself punching in her handler's phone number again. She gave the robotic voice her identication code number and codename, then waited for him to pick up. “Good afternoon, Shevchenko.” Alex held up a finger to her lips, reminding everyone else to be quiet before she answered. “Good afternoon, seventy-three,” She said, trying to keep her nerves in check.

“I wasn’t expecting another call from you so soon.” Alex tried not to squirm at his voice, now that she knew what he was. “I was ambushed on the way to the safe house . Don’t trust the team they had me with.” Her fingers twitched. “I need to get out.”

“That’s the girl I trained,” Tindley said. Yesterday, the words would’ve made Alex smile. Now it made her want to throw up. “I’ll get something set up overnight. Meet me tomorrow, eight o’clock, Greenwich Park Pond, the one near the deer park. ”

“Thank you, Seventy-Three.” Alex said, going her best to make it sound genuine.

“No, thank you, Alex. For all the work you do.” The line went dead and, hands trembling, she set the phone down.

Tagging: @pigeonwhumps

#worlds babbles #whump #betrayal #whump writing #traitors #alexoc #Joseph oc #Alex and friends #the plot thickens #Tindley isn’t a whumper he’s not that special

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taste-thewaste · 1 month

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20 questions for fic writers

thanks for the tag pal @bigassbowlingballhead <3

How many works do you have on ao3?

27, from a mix of fandoms

What's your total ao3 word count?

208,454

What fandoms do you write for?

RWRB currently. In the past (on AO3) i've written for Rocketman, Rocketman RPF, Bodyguard and Harry Potter

Top five fics by kudos:

Turn the desert to glass (you would be the one) [RWRB]

In Case, just in case (RWRB)

Breach (HP)

A Different Beginning (HP)

I'm Not A Present For Your Friends to Open (Rocketman)

Only linked the rocketman ones lol

Do you respond to comments?

yes! i'm really behind right now but i'm gonna catch up tonight/soon

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

man i have a LOT of angst and none that have ended lmao. all my angstiest fics are WIPs/multi chaps that aren't done yet. Probably "in case, just in case" (a henry SH fic)

What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

mmm a lot of them have happy endings, but a personal favorite? turn the desert to glass

Do you get hate on fics?

yeah, i've gotten a bit. at one point I had a really popular Harry Potter fic that was a weight gain fic and it is obviously not a lot of people's thing...which is fine but they forgot the back button exists! silly willy. they left a comment on almost every chapter about how disgusting they found it. cool???

Do you write smut?

Yep, it's in just about every fic i write at this point lol

Craziest crossover:

hahhaha reaching back into the archives of that bastard website fanfiction.net, i once did a house m.d./the shining crossover. i was 16, leave me alone

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

nope

Have you ever had a fic translated?

nope

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

yes! @england-would-fall and I are cowriting YLHC, my beloved!

All time favorite ship?

firstprince. used to be drarry but sorry, alex and henry are it.

What's a wip you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

ooh man i have a rocketman fic with like 20 chapters that will never get finished but it would be nice to get it just DONE one of these years. same with in case, just in case

What are your writing strengths?

description, emotion, pretty sentences

What are your writing weaknesses?

pacing, i use way too many commas

Thoughts on dialogue in another language?

if it works with the fic, then sure! no real opinion on this one honestly

First fandom you wrote in?

y'all ready? first fandom was House in 2006. still got most of it hanging around in various spots on the internet, i should unearth some of it some day to entertain people. it's BAD

Favorite fic you've written?

the fic i never stfu about, henry's tummy fic. my magnum opus lol turn the desert to glass

tagging: @england-would-fall @onthewaytosomewhere @henrysfox @doublecheekedkinard @luainthewild

@agostobuwan and open tag!

#20 fic questions #tag game #blog

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wubwubnparmaham · 3 months

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did hadrian ever think he was lowwwkey betraying alexander when he was dating louis, or he always knew deep down theyre somewhat the same person?

The real question is did he betray Louis by seeing him unendingly as Alexander? He may have been right, and everything may have worked out fine for both of them. But let's just say Hadrian is one selfish bastard, and if it WAS a situation of spiritual possession—if one meager human consciousness was left standing in the way of getting Alex back, Hadrian would have done anything to encourage its hostile takeover, regardless of his promise to Louis not to. Hes not morally well-adjusted, and I never tried to pass him off as such. Both twins take what they want out of life whenever they want, when they can. One is just better at hiding his bad sides. He's LUCKY it ended well so he still looks like a protagonist 😂

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axos-abyss · 1 year

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Hang Out (700ish words)

It’s been five minutes since I knocked to get my friends to let me in. I arrived ten minutes late, which was around fifteen minutes early with these guys. I considered opening a can of soda to pass the time. Right before I opened the container to dig out a can, I heard the door creek open.

With his usual smile, Roy opened the door and let me in. I pushed past him before he got to greet me because I never put down the sodas. I rushed to the kitchen and slammed them on the nearest counter. I heard a quick chuckle behind me as he said “Seems like somebody is in a hurry to watch their fantasy team score no points.”

I really did not give a rats' ass about the fantasy league they ran. It was only in our friend group, no money was wagered, and the scoring was a bastardized version of official scoring systems. Plus, I was more of a soccer guy myself anyway. Whenever it came around to drafting up a team, I just picked what I had to and kept moving on. The league didn’t matter to anyone really, it was just an excuse to hang out whenever we could.

Looking out from the kitchen, I saw that Shawn and Clint had already made themselves comfortable on the couch. They made sure to sit as far away from each other as possible, to minimize awkward contact, and to maximize the amount of time each of them had if the other decided they deserved to be hit. I decided to grab myself a bowl of assorted Chinese food and join them in my usual spot in the corner of the couch.

“Dude, Alex, what the fuck? Not even a hey or a howdy doo?” Roy jested as he walked over to the whiteboard we had set up, trying to be sneaky as he removed a couple of points from Shawn’s team.

The other two were occupied with the touchdown that just happened, so I had a few seconds to think of a response. Instead of anything witty, I simply admitted, “I was never told to, and when did you ever care about a proper greeting?”

“Alex, saying hi is not a proper greeting, it’s basic human procedure you machine.” Shawn said, butting in. He had the usual straight face to try and fool me that he was being serious, forgetting to watch his tone. It only lasted a few seconds, because Shawn could not hold that face for more than a few seconds before bursting out laughing.

Right then, everything felt more real than it usually does. The plunge into self awareness always left me a little shocked, but I have gotten used to it over time. I quickly look to my right, and follow the strings that are attached to me. My head always follows them from where they end in my neck, to the hands they come from. I move my head slightly up, and stare myself in the face.

He is sitting over by the table we usually have our post-game chats at, slightly hunched over. I can see the whiteboard that is supposed to be next to Roy hung up on the wall, with a season's worth of information written on it. I stare at him for a few seconds, waiting for him to check over his shoulders, to notice his strings that led to the doorway. My greatest fears come true, as he never does. My eyes tear up a little bit.

“Alex buddy, you get burned so bad you lose all your brain cells or something?” asks Clint, as I am snapped back to reality. The exit of those moments is always physically easier, but never mentally.

I simply turn to him and my mouth apologizes, saying that I thought I spotted a fly. I crack a quick joke and say to get back to the game, because I just want to move on and not stay on the subject. I notice out loud that my quarterback, whatever his name is, just made an amazing play. Everyone else nods and makes a couple more remarks as they turn their heads to enjoy the game.

#flash fiction #creative writing #short story #first time posting something I wrote online #gruhg

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crossovershipstournament · 1 year

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Four Teams Focused on Games

I’ve got about an hour before I have to leave for work, so let’s make another lore post about some Teams. Just another reminder that the two ships on a team will not be in a bracket together, they will be sent to the opposite sides of the tournament and will only have a chance to go against each other if they make it to the finals.

This time around, it’s...well, teams focused on video games. We have a lot of teams like that, but I’m avoiding any ships with Smash characters this time around for the sake of organization (I’ll likely slap those in their own post later), and Megaman and Pit will probably go somewhere else as well. Where they’ll go, I’ll decide later. But for now:

Team Hearts And Friendship Game:

Aqua/Cinderella Sora/Jim Hawkins

Pretty straightforward; they feature a main character from Kingdom Hearts alongside a Disney character. Ironically, Jim is the only one here who has yet to actually be in a Kingdom Hearts game (but maybe one day~). I dunno who submitted Aqua and Cinderella, but they’re so real for it.

As for Jim and Sora, that one was an automatic-in from yours truly. They’re just adorable and I’ve seen a lot of art of them that warms my heart (teehee, heart). Maybe one day Sora will actually get yet another significant other in the form of Jim in canon, but for now, t’is but a fan dream.

Team Anime Boys:

Floyd Leech/Kanata Shinkai Kokichi Ouma/Venti

Gonna be completely honest, this one and the next one were mostly based on vibes, as I know next to nothing about any of the games these boys are from, outside of the Danganronpa series. And I’d be lying if I said Kokichi was one of my favorites. I like him fine, he’s a fun little bastard. But there’s something that just keeps him from being completely hyped about him as a lot of other people get. (Maybe it’s the thing he does in Chapter 4 to my favorite character in the franchise or something 🤔) (It’s not that, I promise, but I’m still sad about it).

That being said, I do know of Twisted Wonderland and Genshin Impact. Ensemble Stars is a total mystery to me, but I know it’s a game so there you go! Either way, the team is composed of a lot of anime boys that I’m sure are gonna get a lot of support!

Also just a fun little fact; Kokichi is participating over in the Nonship tournament alongside Bill Cipher (yet another submission by yours truly). I’m sure nothing bad will come of that friendship! 🙂

Although with the younger Pines Twins being in two ships each, I’m sure we’re bound to spot that triangle bastard sneaking around over here at some points to cause trouble. Especially if a couple of his former Sexyman Tournament Competitors are lingering in the background of things to support someone in this tournament. They probably have much kinder intentions than him, though.

Team Video Game Men:

Alex Mercer/Desmond Miles Beastman/Lifeweaver

Once again, based on vibes as I know next to nothing about these franchises. Also I realize Beastman isn’t technically a video game man (pretty sure he’s not, but for all I know, there could be a He-Man game with him out there somewhere), but with the remaining three all being from games, I still felt the name was fitting enough.

I will give some credit to Beastman/Lifeweaver, it was one of the most submitted ships out of all 150 submissions. Dunno if it was the same person who submitted it that many times, or if they got their friends involved, but I’m so pleasantly surprised by all the support and propaganda it’s been receiving since submissions closed. It’s making me hope they get pretty far in the tournament just on hype and love from a select few alone!

Or maybe it’s one of those super popular ships that I had no idea was popular until a thousand people crawl out of the woodworks to show up for it. We’ll have to see!

Team Andrew Hussie to Toby Fox Pipeline:

Anne Boonchuy/Nepeta Leijon Reagan Ridley/Toriel Dreemur

I’m very funny for that name, but also I’ve been a fan of both creators for years now, so I’m a bit biased towards any ship with a character from either franchise. Especially Nepeta, who happens to be my favorite Homestuck character. Toriel...not as high on my list of favorite Undertale characters, but I do like her regardless! Hard not to love Goat Mom (even if you much prefer a certain Goat Dad yourself 😉)

I know less about Inside Out and Amphibia, but both look like pretty enjoyable cartoons that I know I’ll have to check out one of these days. And I know both girlies from each ship look like pretty enjoyable characters (Anne gets points in my book for being voiced by Miss London Tipton herself).

So I know I’m gonna have a soft spot for this team in particular, and I’m hoping they manage to make it far in the tournament!

Speaking of Undertale, however, I do wonder if that means a certain someone (someone who did get submitted a few times in ships of his own, but were inevitably rejected due to the fear of him sweeping the tournament) will make an appearance at some point. Especially with how this tournament has both a Danganronpa character and a Mob Psycho 100 character.

Wonder if that means those who were submitted alongside him will also appear? ...Honestly, no promises but we’ll see what happens.

#Mun Speaks #Poll Talk #Team Talk #Team Hearts And Friendship Game #Team Anime Boys #Team Video Game Men #Team Andrew Hussie to Toby Fox Pipeline

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ycurkxng-a · 2 years

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Can't Go Like This.

Character: Dean King

Cw/tws for murder

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Dean wasn't even sure where he was anymore, after taking blow after blow to different regions of his body- all that went through his mind was primal instincts. Two of his opponents had already been put down, he didn't know how he did it- but that didn't matter.

His body felt numb, yet still ached. The pain in his knuckles burned through and up his arm, and each hit to the other hurt him just as bad as it hurt Dean. If he had just taken off his damn rings- well, it wouldn't have been much better. But it wouldve been something compared to the pain he was in at the moment.

Everything felt blurry, he was fatigued- even his rage wasnt enough to give him that final push to keep fighting against the last enemy. So when a knife was beginning to be thrusted down towards his head, he just barely managed to catch the males arms to begin to push against them.

Christ, how much longer could he keep doing this? How much more fight did he have left in him before he was finally put down for good? This alone could've been the end of him, there was a very real chance that there could be nothing else after this. This could be the end of his story, and that would be a wra-

No.

That thought- it had been one that had been recurring for far too long, but each time, it made him remembered what he had to fight for. What he had to push him forward, to not die like this. The others were still back home, they didn't need him, sure. But he'd be damned if there wasn't someone around to bust their balls for fun, if he wasn't around, who would teach them grotesque ways to murder people? He needed to fight like hell and bring it tenfold.

Topaz needed someone to be right by its side and call it a "white trash honkey," Jess needed someone who would make fun of her for saying stupid shit, Alex- well, Alex didn't need him. But he certainly wasn't going to let her remember him by his death, he wanted her to remember him by who he was towards her. Not as some violent monster who was killed in the middle of buttfuck nowhere! And Hannah?

Hannah needed one of her son's alive. He wouldn't let the only bastards that ever cared about him bury him, he had finally gotten a mother who cared about him. For the first time in nearly two decades, he had it. He refused to let her, or any other one of those bastards- Adam, Reaper, Salem, even fucking Will- he wouldn't let any of them bury him. Not now, not ever.

In a second wind, Dean leaned back and pulled down his attackers arms. With the knife between the two and pointed down, and the man's arms gripped tight, Dean reared his head back and threw it forward. His forehead cracking the bridge of the others nose, but then he did it again, and upon pulling his head back and hitting him for the last time, he let go of his arms. Resulting in the other being knocked backwards onto the ground.

The knife clattered against the pavement, and Dean kicked it off to the side. His breathing was heavy, and was resembled growling more than anything. He reached down to his ankle and grabbed onto the handle of his 357, he pulled it out of the holster and aimed it at the ravenete that laid on the ground, looking up at King with fearful eyes.

Dean cocked the hammer of the gun, and lined up his shot- right between the bastards eyes. As his mouth opened to say something, (most likely a plea for his life or a threat-) he fired. The shot rang out in the air while the bullet itself pierced the man's skull and went straight through his head, splattering blood onto the ground the two stood on.

He stood there for a moment, his arm dropping to the side. Dean knew he couldn't stick around for long, the cops would be there soon. He turned around and walked back the way he came, making his way to the car.

He could never tell the others thats what he was thinking as he fought.

#something productive. thats rare for you ;art + drabbles;#THE KING ;Michael;

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spideyskrunkly · 2 years

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Hungry For Help (ch1)

CC fanmade case

Characters: David Jeremiah Jones, Kailin Stanford, GPD, cc suspects

Warnings: Death, swearing, starvation, someone has a breakdown, mentions of playboys, flashbacks of toxic home environment, someone's being homophobic (lemme guess, Frincley)

Jones never thought he would see this day.

(Flashback)

"Mom's in a bad mood again."

"I know."

June and Sheng stayed in their room while their mother was screaming downstairs.

"THAT RAT! THAT FUCKING LITTLE RAT, I TOLD THAT DAMN KID TO CATCH THAT RAT! THAT GOOD FOR NOTHING LITTLE SHIT CAN'T EVEN DO ONE SIMPLE TASK!" And so on about June not being able to catch a rat.

"... Was the rat in the cubby again?"

"Yep. They're hard to not miss in there." June sighed as he took a pack of gum, put one in his mouth and handed another to Sheng. "Don't be like mom when you grow up."

"... June?"

"What's up."

"Are you... really gonna leave? To be be a soldier? Just like you said when you and mom were fighting?"

"..."

"That's okay." Sheng crossed his legs and chewed on the gum. "Mom's pretty scary."

"... Yeah. But I'm the big bad wolf. And I'm gonna gobble you up for being the silliest kid." And he imitated a wolf by ticking his brother's neck which made him giggle.

But the laughter soon died as did the smiles did as well. "I miss Carlos."

June looked sadly at Sheng that he also missed their older brother. "... Me too."

"June, even if.... you leave, will we always be brothers?"

June looked at Sheng with ease and worry. "Of course we will." He gave Sheng an embrace that kindly accepted safety and love. "No matter life or death."

(End Flashback)

GPD was chilling in the break area.

Grace and Ramirez sat next to eachother as the table curved. Next to Ramirez was Nathan who had Kailin stuck between him and Alex. She didn't seem to mind it as she and Alex were talking about the new Tech movie. Next to Alex was Jones then finally June.

(So if you're confused: Grace👉Ramirez👉Nathan👉Kailin👉Alex👉Jones👉June) lol

"Imagine hating the best chicken here. Could be me." Grace picked up a chicken made out of cardboard.

Nathan sighed. "This made the cafeteria lunch back in school look delicious."

Ramirez picked up a sandwich that was made from his wife. "Damn, I feel sorry for y'all."

"NO ALEX, IT'S FUCKING BROCCOLI AND BEEF!"

"NO, IT'S BEEF AND BROCCOLI!"

Jones started to looked like Alex and Kailin's conversation was getting out of hand. "What's going on, you two."

"KAILIN SAYS IT'S BROCCOLI AND BEEF BUT I SAY BEEF AND BROCCOLI! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THAT!"

"NO IT'S NO?!?!?!? LMAO?!?!?"

(Now this was based on a real conversation I had 💀)

Jones looked with confusion and recieved the same look from June who spoke up. "Why does it matter? You can just come to terms that it's whatever."

Kailin couldn't let this slide though. "Look, bastard, we can take this later, OUTSIDE or ask Google."

Alex couldn't help but agree with the terms. "Alright, go, go for it!"

June couldn't help but look with shame. "What the hell, you two."

Suddenly, a speaker awoke. "If I may have Inspector Jones, Tech Stanford and Captain Shiloh in my office please! I repeat, I would like to have Inspector Jones, Tech Stanford and Captain Shiloh in the chief's office. Please and thank." The speaker hung up.

"Well, there goes the rest of our break."

"Well, this might be a murder."

"Well, we're fucking taking this fight later, Alex."

The called trio made it to Chief King's office.

"Gentlemen and Kailin. I'm afraid there's been a murder back at the park. A starved person in fact which is disturbing."

"Alright Chief, we'll head on-"

"Wait a second, June. I know this is gonna sound uncommon, but I'm gonna need you to head home for the day."

"What, wha... am I fired?!"

"No! No. No. Nobody's gonna get fired. You're not fired or in trouble. I just... need you to head home for the day. I'd rather Inspector Jones and Tech Stanford on this case. And no, I don't wanna argue about this, June."

June felt... unsteady and left with a saddened face. He closed the door behind him and inched his ear onto it.

"Chief, what's going on? June would usually go with me! He's my partner!"

"I know I've been new here for like... 5 cases, but aren't they always together????"

"I KNOW. I.... his brother. His brother, Sheng Shiloh, was found dead at the park. And until you two break it to him, he cannot know."

June lets himself off the door. He started to walk out of the building.

"No. No, no, no, no, Sheng, no. No. No, no no no no no no no no no, no no no, NO, NO NO NONONONONONONONONONONONO...."

June felt... numb. He felt... adrenaline. He felt like... he needed to get to the park before thay do.

A d with that thought, he ran out as Jones and Kailin left the chief's office.

"How are we gonna tell him? He's gonna have a breakdown about this..."

"We don't know, but we gotta get to the park."

June didn't know that he had it in him to run this far to the park where it had a quiet area.

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO"

He made it past the benches and the streets. But it seemed like Jones andd Kailin with some more officers came before him.

"NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO"

June started to lose his breath, but he didn't care. He wanted to see if it was someone else. If it wasn't his brother. It's can't be.

Jones noticed him from a distance.

"June?! GET OUT OF HERE, IT'S NOT WORTH IT!"

NONONONONONONONO

"GET OUT OF MY WAY!!"

NONONO

"JUNE, PLEASE!" Jones held onto June like he was a robot trying to break free from wires.

"LET GO OF ME! SHENG! SHENG! SHENG!" June started to sob as he called out for his brother.

Paramedics passed by them with a body on a mat that was being carried to Nathan back in GPD.

No.

June remembered those braids. And the soft teeth. And the tight curls.

It really was his brother.

June screamed in agony and despair as he then sobbed onto Jones's chest.

"June... I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I never wanted you to find out like this."

June looked up with anger- no. WAR in his eyes.

"I'M GONNA KILL THEM! I SWEAR TO GOD, I'M GONNA KILL WHO DID THIS TO HIM!"

Jones looked with a terrified look on his face. He never wanted to see June like this. "No, June, you don't want that!"

"SHUT UP, FUCK OFF! DON'T TELL ME WHAT- what I want, I want my little brother back!" He once again cried into Jones's chest. Loud, muffled sobs were coming out.

"Kailin, I'm gonna bring June home. Can you find anything that's might help us with the case?"

"Sure. Just tell him to take a break back home."

"Jones... Jones please, find who did this... please..." June grabbed onto Jones's shirt with despair in his face. "...please..."

Jones took June by the hand and took him to the car. "I promise."

After bringing June back home, Jones raced back to Kailin. "Find anything?"

"I found his bag here. Went through his stuff and found a phone and an ID. It shows he worked at a carwash."

"Then we should send the phone to Alex and see if he finds anything. Meanwhile, let's go to the carwa-"

"Hello, is there something going on here?"

Jones and Kailin turned around to find a lady with a white shirt, blue sweats and blonde hair with orange eyes. "I'm supposed to meet my boyfriend here."

Kailin showed the same sass the lady was giving. "Yeah, well, this is a crime scene now, lady."

"A crime scene? Just my damn luck. Have you seen a certain... Sheng Shiloh? I'm supposed to be meeting him here."

Jones and Kailin looked at each other than looked back at the suspect. "What's your name?"

"Anquezze Robert. Hold on, I know you..." she points to Jones. "You're one of the greatest cops in Grimsborough! Where's your partner? My boyfriend's related to him!"

Jones looked in shame. "Unfortunately, Captain Shiloh cannot be in this case. His brother, who also was your boyfriend, was unfortunately left here to die."

"Oh! That's tragic!"

"We're sorry for your loss, ma'am. We know that this is tragic."

"Well, not really. I'm a little shocked, but I'm not that saddened."

Kailin and Jones looked in suprise. Kailin spoke. "Lady, your boyfriend just died?! How could you not care?!"

"Well..." Anquezze spoke with a softer, yet annoyed voice. "He and I have been having arguments lately about our relationship. He's been noticing that I've been reading playboys. I've been noticing he's been more focused on work and honestly, he told me to come here at this time a few days ago. And... this is a turn of events."

Kailin looked up to Jones as he came with a conclusions. "Well, we might need to talk to you again, so hang tight, Miss Robert."

Kailin and Jones separated as Jones went to the carwash and Kailin went over to Alex back at GPD.

Kailin and Alex examined the phone in their database.

Alex turns over to Kailin. "So this is actually the victim's phone! Now be warned, suggestive stuff coming in."

"Ew."

"I know. And I saw a photo of the night the victim was left to die! The photo was shown our killer. Sadly, there's no face, but the killer tried to break in and typed the wrong password and a photo was taken! And the photo was.... a playboy."

"So our killer owns a playboy. Pervert."

Jones was at the carwash and looked around. He noticed how there was a shirt with blood on it. It seems white.

"Guess I'll just send this to Grace..."

As he was about to leave, he heard a voice call out to him.

"Ay, bro! You dropped your key!"

Jones turned around and saw his car keys onto the floor. How did he not notice. Or heard. What the fuck. This is why Chief King bullys him. For fuck's sake, they were car keys that can make a lot of noise. We need to bully him about this now. (/j, ily Jones 😭😭😭)

As he picked it up, he looked up to the voice. There was a man with a black mohawk and amber eyes with a white tank top and some jeans. "Howdy! I'm Jack Blaziken. I'm the owner of the carwash."

"Oh, lovely. Have you seen a certain Sheng Shiloh around here?"

"Lousy ass? Eh, he's a good dude, just always late. Speaking of which, he hasn't come by for a few days! The audacity!"

"Well, his reason to not come is because he was left to die. We found him tonight."

"Oh."

"When's the last time you saw him, Jack?"

"When it was like 2 or 3 days ago. Been reading my playboys all afternoon yesterday because of how boring it was getting without the champ. Guess, I might as well find some more workers..." and with that, Jack went back to his little office.

Kailin and Jones reunite to share information as they waited for Grace and Nathan.

"Man, this case is... getting wild and it's only starting."

Jones was looking a little sad. "I just really hope that June's gonna be okay."

"Y'mean the little freak finally having it? What a party."

Jones and Kailin groaned of the familiar voice behind them. At least they understand June's frustration. "What do you want, Frincley."

"Just a howdy to my teammates! Well, to at least two of em."

"We're not your teammates, asshole. And leave June's name out of your mouth if you're just gonna talk shit."

"Well, whatever. That damn (homophobic slur) is just being a baby cuz his bro died."

Jones immediately stood up the same time Grace had walked out the room. "The fuck did you just say?" Kailin rushed over in front of Jones. "No, no! Jones, he's not worth it!"

Grace coughed up for attention to her. "If I may, everyone."

Jones, annoyed, looked at Frincley and walked into Grace's lab.

"Yeah that's right, boy. All bark, no bite."

Kailin lost it. "Y'know, just because you're a sad wash up doesn't mean you get to have shit your way, Frincley. You're pretty much useful as a fucking nail who can only do damage, so why not find something else to take your anger out on instead of being a useless stiff man who just sits around all day."

"Grrrr! You're only new here and you still got sass. I like it. Feel free to scratch me kitty." And with that, he let a purring sound to mock Kailin.

Grace took off her heel and slammed Frincley in the face with it. Frincley fell on the ground.

"Now, people." Grace put her heel back on and lead Jones and Kailin toward her lab.

"Is he always like that?! Why not fire him or something?!"

"He has a tight contract with the mayor, I'll explain later. What's up Grace?"

"So I managed to look on the shirt you gave me and can confirm that this is the victim's blood. I can't say how that got there, so you'll have to wait for Nathan to answer. But what I can say is that he was not wearing a white shirt!"

"So that means..."

"Yep! This is your killer's shirt!"

"Sweet. Thanks, Grace. You're a whole girlboss."

"Aw, thank you, Kailin. I can say the same for you."

Both people soon walked into Nathan's lab. Nathan was there with a disgusted face.

Jones whispered to Kailin. "If even Nathan looks sick, you know it's that bad." Then he turned to Nathan. "Everything okay?"

Nathan looked to the partners. "This... this is fucked up. I found an open head wound which shows that the victim was knocked out. But that's not all, embrace yourselves." He stood up. "The killer went and tied him up in the cloth and rope w/ knots, and he was hung and left upside down, not for hours, but for days. He died by... starvation and dizziness. But mostly starvation. Starvation is your murder weapon. But then I noticed that there was wine on him. I ran blood tests and he doesn't drink."

"Now we know our killer drinks wine and we got the... well... cause of death. You guys would usually find murder weapons which is rare in here." Kailin wrote this down.

Jones and Kailin were stuck back Jones's office.

"So our killer drinks wine, has a white shirt and... reads sex magazines."

"Jack seems bummed about the murder while Anquezze doesn't really give a shit." Jones thought hard. He ended up with a conclusion that... he didn't want to end up with. "Maybe I'm getting a little too into this, but June never really talks to us about his past and never talks about his family."

"And? They're related, so we outta help June a little!"

"We are... but... June had a whole breakdown which you saw. And he has to know maybe something about Sheng as his brother."

Kailin looked with concern. "You don't mean..."

Jones returned with the same look, only a little sadness. "Yes. I am suggesting it." He crossed his fingers and pressed them to his lips.

"Junely Shiloh may have to be a suspect in this case."

Ch1 end

#criminal case #david jeremiah jones #kailin stanford #grimsborough #hungry for help #cc suspect #june shiloh #alex turner #nathan pandit #eduardo ramirez #grace delaney #chief king #sheng shiloh #steve frincley

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Not to be insane in the ask box but I was going through your knb blog (which is a miracle given that it's 2024 and not 2014) and all the kagami-posting just makes so😩😩😩

And MY personal crazy moment is that his cynophobia is treated as a joke because while I am personally not afraid of most dogs, I also scare myself with watching "It's me or the dog" type of shows and those animals can bite - we KNOW that Kagami had near death experiences in America and I'm sure his encounter with the dog landed him in a hospital getting stitches so I never liked it how Kuroko chases him with Nigou :(

PLEASE GO INSANE IN THE ASK BOX BESTIE otherwise i'm here going insane By Myself

i'm with you!!!!!!! i guess it's because kagami is the big, very tough, scary looking guy (also he's cat/tiger coded which might be important) and it's sooo haha that such a big guy is scared of a puppy, but it's not that funny to me either. like ik i sound insane but STOP MAKING KAGAMI CRY WTF???

i'm sure you saw my stupid meta about his near death experiences but i wholeheartedly reject his being bit on the butt like they try to tell us he did. not to belittle ppl who actually get bit on the ass but it's so clearly part of the joke and it's also sooo not funny whattt.

to me, they set up kagami to be the big tough main character, and then gave him a SHIT show of a backstory (neglectful parents, potential dead mother, having no friends for ages, being a sad sack, abandoned by his brother, language barrier issues literally wherever he goes, all those near death experiences, very very very big phobia of dogs, not liking his childhood nannies and not having any power to do anything about it, running away from home multiple times, becoming so strong at bball that he surpasses all his friends and they stop wanting to play with him, being called a monster, getting into scary situations with actual real bad guys (i.e. when alex makes him compete in those streetball comps when he travels to america in s2-ish). they built him up to be as traumatised a character as any of them (aomine in his loneliness, his insurmountable skill. akashi with his parental issues, neglect. himuro with his quasi-delinquent lifestyle. also fuck you himuro sorry idk what just came over me right then. anyway), and then they did nothing with it.

i'm not saying i WANT kagami to show trauma or anything, but his backstory is in canon absolutely miserable and yet they don't give him space to feel it? or to realise that he's deliberately not feeling it? they don't even give him a chance to express his opinion on any of it? the closest we get from memory is kagami saying that he was hurt by the dog, and what himuro did by leaving like that, but then he's back to being friends with him when they reunite. and that's just totally?? accepted as fine? idk bc i havent watched it recently but himuro FUCKED KAGAMI UP. he fucked up his trust, his enjoyment of their sport, his trust in himself, all of that. himuro is such a fucking slimy bastard to him and then it's :) just totally fine :) and it IS fine that kagami acts like that because it's in-keeping with his inability to register his own traumas. but nobody else has anything to say? i think kuroko gets close when he talks to kagz about it on the court in their game, but STILL? if i was kagami's bestie, i'd have some harsh fucking words for himuro i am TELLING YOU.

#asks #smooches ty for sending me an ask #but also i am so sorry i went off about himuro i just . i've been silent for too long

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paulisded · 7 months

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The Ledge #593: New Releases (Pt. 2)

The second part of this month's new release series is admittedly dominated by cover tunes. Great bands such as Superchunk, The Feelies, Cruzados, The Routes, Hayley and the Crushers and the Rick White Archive are featured remaking classics by The Cure, The Minutemen, Buzzcocks, and others.

But the main focus of the covers blasted on tonight's show is the brand new tribute album to, of course, The Replacements. Let the Bad Times Roll, and it's definitely worth they hype. "December 2022 I was drinking at the Fishtown Tavern and 'Can't Hardly Wait ' came on the jukebox, and at that moment I knew this tribute to the Mats needed to happen," Arik Victor from Creep Records says in a press release. "The next day, we invited all the bands we love."

Of course, tonight's show is more than cover tunes. We have the return of The Alarm, the second 2023 album by bar italia, and wonderful material from the Netherlends, Australia, Italy, and other countries around the world.

As for this week's edition of "52 Weeks of Teenage Kicks", I admittedly discovered a real treat on YouTube. Baby Shakes have routinely performed the tune as an encore, and this live version I discovered a few days ago even includes Billy Doherty and Damian O'Neill from The Undertones! Like I do every week, however, I must again plead with y'all for more versions of "Teenage Kicks". If you are a musician, or have any contact with artists that could record their own take on the classic, please contact me!

CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE SHOW!

1. Baby Shakes (ft. Billy Doherty & Damian O'Neill) - Teenage Kicks

2. The Alarm - The Last Words of Johnny Rotten

3. bar italia - my little tony

4. Canyons And Locusts - Buck Dharma's Eyes

5. Erik Nervous - Drop Dead

6. Mikey Erg - Wake Up

7. Tired Radio - Bastards Of Young

8. Her Heads On Fire - Alex Chilton

9. Neckscars - Unsatisfied

10. The Exbats - Himbo

11. The Exbats - Food Fight

12. Nobro - Set That Pussy Free

13. Nobro - Delete Delete Delete

14. Superchunk - In Between Days

15. Superchunk - Political Song for Michael Jackson to Sing

16. Rick White Archive - DON'T WANT TO KNOW IF YOU ARE LONELY

17. Rick White Archive - I WANT YOU BACK

18. The Feelies - What Goes On

19. The Feelies - I'm Waiting For The Man

20. Cruzados - Have Love, Will Travel (Live)

21. The Routes - Oh Shit!

22. Hayley and The Crushers - Lust For Life

23. Lisa Beat And The Liars - Sheena Is a Beat Rocker

24. Smooch - Glitter Thugs

25. The Gee Strings - Rock n Rolls

26. Citric Dummies - I'm Gonna Punch Larry Bird

27. Teenage Bottlerocket - It Wasn't Enough

28. The Heck - Detention

29. Stepmother - Fade Away

30. The Uppers - Madam Please

31. The Color Fred - The Ledge

32. Celebration Summer - Left Of The Dial

33. Goddamnit - Cant Hardly Wait

34. Suzi Trash - What Makes the Wind Blow?

35. Timeshares - Treatment Bound

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finally watched collision & the countdown to all out from last night here are my thoughts that would have been lbs if i watched live:

-tk was afraid for his LIFE??? did this man have a knife??😭

-ricky starks is incredible and i feel bad that his momentum keeps getting crushed so hopefully this push continues and he keeps getting good stuff to do

-steamboat looks great!

-BRYANNNNNN <33 i missed him. i hope he’s not coming back prematurely w this injury bc of circumstances hopefully he’s all good

-the bcc are the ultimate tweeners u never know if they’re all heel or face 😭

-mox is unmatched in the backstage promo game. when u let him uninterrupted make magic in the back u cant touch him. i love him so dearly.

-mox putting over oc and himself >>>>

-mox and oc cutting promos these past few days have made this all out match must-see and i love them so much

-make mox interim real worlds champion for the jokes

-i love u danny garcia <3

-max caster’s raps are so tame these days but he always finds room for ballsacks ❤️

-the daniel garcia and daddy ass spot was great

-shoutout to ang for yelling at kevin kelly

-dark order hi honeys!! BUDGE REFERENCE!!!!!!

-alex reynolds looking dapper as fuck

-aussie open on my tv every week thank u tony khan

-nick wayne being adopted by various luchadors is very cute

-i know he’s been back for months now but i am so happy that mark davis is back and aussie open is whole again like i was so sad when kyle relinquished the titles

-collision turning into a show that cornette listeners hate is my favorite song

-kyle fletcher screaming during his matches is a highlight of my week he is very silly

-aussie open falling for people moving out of the way and making them hit each other every week is very funny

-need aussie open to go after the tag belts soon

-YES IM SO GLAD NICK IS UPSET AB DARBY FORGIVING AR FOX

-“just let it go man” HE ALMOST KILLED HIM IN HIS OWN WRESTLING RING?????????

-oh god what insane shit is christian gonna say now

-christian hi honey

-christian just saying nick wayne’s name is funny

-NOT HIS MOM OH GOD

-CLAUDIO BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF YUTA??????

-BCC THIS CRAZY ASS BDSM POLYCULE

-this is gonna awaken things in a lot of y’all

-claudio just going UGH at eddie??? LMFAOO

-EDDIE AND SHIBATA WHAT A BEAST FUCKING TEAM

-shibata using translate is so funny i love him also eddie going AAAAAA was great

-get saraya off my screen

-ruby saying she saw toni half naked in the parking lot throwing shoes at birds??????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

-i wish saraya wasn’t awful bc she’s funny

-i am so sorry dennis rodman i am skipping this segment

-i haven’t seen any of shane taylor yet so i’m intrigued by this match tonight

-JOEEEEE

-the outcasts have a good theme i’ll give them that

-toni baby girl u are being so brave right now

-shida’s theme is sooooo good man

-things are looking frosty between britt and shida

-KRISSSSSSSSSSS

-kris looks so good i’m gonna fall over

-kevin kelly mentioned aewtix.com and i thought that man said aewtits i went ????

-ruby looks soooo good

-the entire women’s division being stuck in perpetual homegrown vs outcasts feud hell

-OH NO TONI

-spray paint shocker

-shida checking on britt aw

-poor toni

-ADAM HI HONEY

-paused the tv for a sec and adam cole’s big ass blue eyes are open real wide and scaring me. is this what i look like to people

-HIM READING MAX’S PROMO LMFAOOO

-KRIS BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW

-miro’s music is so scary i feel like he’s coming after me

-big meaty men slapping meat

-tk loves a battle royal

-OH ANOTHER WOMENS MATCH ON ZERO HOUR THANK U

-NIGEL CALLING BRYAN BRITTLE BRYAN DANIELSON AND SAYING HES MIRACULOUSLY HEALED LMFAOOOOO

-the all out card is beast i’m sorry

-people are giving the dark order tag match shit but it’ll be a banger match And it makes sense since they’re primarily a roh team now. it’s not like this came out of nowhere people

-FUCK YOU DON CALLIS YOU BALD BASTARD

-is it just me or has don callis still not given an Actual Reason he turned like an actual thing that kenny did wrong??😭

-the bucks and ftr teaming in chicago after yesterdays events is so fucking funny i’m sorry

-ORANGE HI BABY!!!!!!! <333

-another generational oc promo i love him so dearly

-orange putting mox over >>>. they love each other ur honor

-AND I DO NOT HAVE A CATCHPHRASE!!!!!!! i bought that shirt yesterday

-BULLET CLUB GOLD BABYYYYYYY

-juice really is jay whites puppy

-damn where’s cardblade :(

-the first several eps of collision with ftr facing bcg were generational

-the thing that makes bcg work is that they’re a fucked up group of fucked fuckers

-ftr having the worst month of their lives man that’s wild. arrests, punk fired. damn

-bucks are soooo turning heel tonight in chicago and i cannot wait

-A LITTLE CARDBLADE!!!!

-wrestlers watching their tag partner in a singles match and being all concerned in their corner is one of my favorite pro wrestlingisms

-every jay white match is a handicap match bc he teams up w his spit

-i hate diving headbutts

-jay white once again straddling his opponent to pin them

-jay white goes to a spiritual plane after every match. that man is gone

-BUCKS PULLING UP TO COLLISION LMFAOOOOOOOOO

-the bucks shaking each others hands instead LMAOO

-okay moving on to the all out countdown

-the clips they’ve been showing of oc covered in blood ❤️

-i love when taz is on these things bc i love hearing his thoughts

-KRIS

-kris crying NOOOOOOOOOOOOO honey :(

-i love u stat

-i feel like takeshita has better hair than me

-the voiceover man saying bay bay sounded so funny

-still in shock that the last thing we saw on all in before it faded to black was max looking earnestly into adams eyes and telling him he loves him. like that actually happened i didn’t imagine it

-i just don’t think having darby “i take insane bumps every week unnecessarily” allin should be facing a dinosaur man on ppv but okay

-i hope swerves doing well i miss him

#collision 9/2/23

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Hi there, this is awkward but what does each alter take care of for Insipid?

It's not awkward at all! We all have certain "jobs" that we specialize in that are based on both natural proclivities and on our personalities.

Alex (me) handles most health-related day to day stuff. I make sure the meds get taken on time, refills are called in, and organizers are arranged every week. I also help out with stuff like treating illnesses and injuries. I usually get called a doctor, but I'm really just kind of a permanent med student. Medicine's my thing.

Odd (yes that's his real name) isn't a big talker and usually doesn't say much without at least one insult included. He prefers to write and paint to express himself, but is essentially the epitome of "the one guy that never talks until nobody knows what to do". He's honest, doesn't give many fucks, and contributes to things like writing projects and other crafts. He's the guy we call on when someone needs to be told to go fuck themselves while walking backwards out of a crappy situation. His best friend is Marchosias, and Marchosias talks more than enough for the both of them.

Marchosias is demonic in nature and used to be aggressive and vicious toward Insipid when we were very young. His whole deal was a misapplication of pent-up anger and loathing directed toward Insipid's abusers. He's probably the most stereotypical of the "bad alter" stereotype, but the reason for it is because he didn't understand how to apply his anger and motivation productively. After he learned some manners (read: Cassandra beat the everloving shit out of him), he's become a great guardian and protector. He can break through flashbacks and lucid dreams. He's very chatty, but if I were to sum up his DND alignment, I'd say he's "Chaotic Bastard" all the way.

Sal is the in-brain blorbo. cinnamon bun. precious bab. He's a natural therapist or counselor-type, loves all things cosmetics, and is generally the best boi for if you need cheering up. He and Insipid heckle bad horror movies together. He also handles our self-care, wardrobe, and even gift choices. We will all collectively kick your ass in a Wendy's parking lot if you make him cry.

Cassandra is basically my "twin". She's the eldest of us all and the most protective. She kept Insipid from being diagnosed until relatively recently so we wouldn't end up being institutionalized or not given an opportunity for Insipid to choose what to do with us for themselves. She's a pretty standard "Enforcer", you could say. She's able to induce temporary states of pain asymbolia (can't suffer from pain but can register if you're hurt) and has saved Insipid's life a few times from various circumstances.

Aever is basically my boyfriend. It's kind of hard to explain how it works for us, but his interests and capabilities are especially tuned into Insipid's central nervous system (brain and spinal cord + some other large nerves). He's able to construct mental safe spaces kind of like the Holodeck on Star Trek to provide us with settings to write in as well as safe spaces for if Insipid needs a rest. In cases where Insipid's in a lot of nerve pain, Aev's been able to get in there in ways Cass sometimes can't and shut it down.

That's just what we can do on our own. We're able to work in tandem or in groups. The main six of us are always on-shift and rotate duties based upon the situation and who needs rest. We're able to do things like redirect hypervigilance from C-PTSD, to halting emotional breakdowns, to writing stories featuring us all. Writing is how we got to where we are now, as well as how we stayed hidden for most of Insipid's life. We talked to them as their "characters" would in their imagination, which was also how we were able to develop our own unique identities and even appearances! The dude in our profile pic is a commissioned portrait of Odd. He smokes like a broken stove and doesn't remember how to smile.

Thanks for asking us! If you have a question for any specific one of us, just say so. We can switch pretty fast when we're just typing.

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