#airport security

[femmespoiled]

reminder that when we say ACAB, everyone in charge of borders is included

#I'm talking immigration officers #airport security #like all of them #because if you think they're not biased then it might be because they're not biased against YOU #btexts

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Mans got a Legendary beef with TSA

#talkin #tik tok #tsa #airport security #tonystatovci

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My boyfriend was mass murdering airport security officers for some reason. While he was at it, I stole a soda bottle from a shop.

#dream #boyfriend #murder #murder tw #death tw #violence tw #tf #mass murder tw #airport #airport security #airport security officer #crime #horror #nightmare #theft

[highamfunny]

I love how their bits and puns have us contemplating whether or not 9/11 happened in a made up fantasy world

#d20 #fantasy high junior year #fantasy high #airport security #my chemical gnomance #i love this fandom

[crowneprince]

Free airport jungle juice!

#jungle juice #airport security #scribble kibble

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

Next question! “Have your bags been in your possession the whole time?” No. Usually, the night before I travel, just as the moon is rising, I place my suitcases out on the street corner and leave them there unattended for several hours… just for good luck. Next question! “Has any unknown person asked you to take anything on board?” Hmm… well what exactly is an “unknown person”? Surely, everyone is known to someone. In fact, just this morning, Karim and Yusef Ali Bengaba seemed to know each other quite well. They kept joking about which one of my suitcases was the heaviest.

--George Carlin

#george carlin #joke #quote #airport security #dark humor

[starwarsbookckub]

#star wars #discord book club #obi wan #obi wan kenobi #these are not the droids you’re looking for #airport security #airport

[gooblegorp]

#shitposting #r/196 #196 #memes #drugs #airports #airport security #tsa

[chocolatewitchbunny]

#mha #bnha #shoto todoroki #iida tenya #izuku midoriya #ochako uraraka #memes #funny memes #airport #airport security #metal detecting #mei hatsume

[denim-bias]

#tbz new #choi chanhee #kpop idols #men's fashion #jeans #airport security #androgynous #the boyz #denim #fashion #unisex

[sleepydross]

watching supernatural over again cause I need background noise and there's nothing funnier to me than the season 1 episode on the plane like damn pre 9/11 america was wild they could take more than a hotel shampoo bottle's worth of holy water through security? like hell lmao

#supernatural #airport security

[frostbitegator]

I hate going thru TSA...

(World source)

#tsa #airport security #airport #vrchat #vrchat worlds #I'm happy folks don't mind the lil vrchat photos I snap now and then #haven't been making much art yet this month. not counting a game of ChampedUp from Jackbox. I drew a pretty sweet Godzilla with a mouse. #but yeah. still venturing vrchat worlds lately and bouncing between various groups. been nice to decompress from work days.

[rhongomyniad-jr]

Im going on an airplane in about a month, and I have a dilemma. Ive been using TransTape lately, and I dont know if it would be better to use that to bind, use my regular binder, or something else. Any advice or tips would be helpful!

#I hate tsa #Airport travel #transgender #trans #chest binding #binding #trans tape #tsa #airport security #genderfluid #gender queer #queer #advice

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Listen up bitches, wanna talk about liminal spaces? Let's talk about airports (like 8 layers of liminal space!) and hotel lobbies (blurring the divide between public and private space) and locker rooms.

Liminal doesn't mean creepy! It's a space representing transition and inbetweenness.

This is more liminal than a random poorly lit basement hall. It's also creepier.

And don't even get me started on the airplane birth canal.

(I can see how you'd look at that picture and jump to liminal = creepy hallway)

#That's right I called the boarding bridge a birth canal and now you have to think about it next time you fly #post o' mine #Liminal space #Airport security #Tsa

[nudeartpluspoetry]

Overheard in an Airport Security Line

"And I'm, like, look! Oh, gross!"                     * "Believe it. Reincarnation is real."                     * "Her boss says she needs to learn more aout what she's selling so she can sell more of what she's trying to sell."                   * "When we get to Tijuana, we should rent a Mazerati."                   * "I'm not sure why I travel anymore."

Hans Ostrom 2023

#airport security #eavesdropping #found poem #poetry #poem #hansostrompoetry #mazerati #tijuana

[shewhoworshipscarlin]

First thing on my list tonight… airport security. Tired of this shit. There’s too much of it; there’s too much security at the airport. I’m tired of some guy with a double digit IQ and a triple digit income rooting around inside of my bag for no reason and never finding anything! Haven’t found anything yet! Haven’t found one bomb in one bag! And don’t tell me “well, the terrorists know their bags are gonna be searched so now they’re leaving their bombs at home.” There are no bombs. The whole thing is fucking pointless! And it's completely without logic! There's not logic at all! They'll take away a gun, but let you keep a knife! Well what the fuck is that? --George Carlin

#george carlin #didn't age well #joke #quote #airport security