#absolutely not johnlock

[monocordum]

Sherlock Holmes to Watson, taken out of context: "I can READ YOUR MIND because I'm in RAPPORT with you, I LOOK YOU IN THE EYES and I know what you're thinking, do you want me to prove it to you?"

Not out of context, in fact

(From The Adventure of the Cardboard Box, January 1893 issue of The Strand)

#arthur conan doyle #sherlock holmes #john watson #the adventure of the cardboard box #absolutely not johnlock #what was i saying

[noodles-and-tea]

IM OBSESSED WITH YOUR JOHNLOCK!!! 🥹🥹🥹

THE GUYS!!!

#the blue print xxx #I absolutely reckon touch is one of Sherlock’s love languages #also words of affirmation duh #but also touch #my art #ask #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #sherlock #bbc sherlock

[khruschevshoe]

Sometimes I just glance at the Supernatural tag and see some quote or line from the show or gif that makes me go "oh, y’all got BAITED queerbaited, didn't you?" Like the level of psychic damage is somehow above and beyond the queerbaiting in Sherlock, which I didn't think was POSSIBLE

#destiel #supernatural #sherlock #bbc sherlock #johnlock #dean winchester #castiel novak #castiel #like these characters will literally say shit like “he's the one human you love” or “when he first laid eyes on you he was damned” #and you expect me to believe that they aren't as derangedly devoted to each other as hannigram and the like #there is no heterosexual explanation for this #absolutely none

[n4c9s]

At the time of which I speak, Holmes had been back for some months, and I at his request had sold my practice and returned to share the old quarters in Baker Street. (The Adventure of the Norwood Builder)

Some post-Empty House thoughts.

#sherlock holmes #john watson #HolmesWatson #acd canon #n4c9s #idk how to actually tag this lmao #also this has absolutely been done before #but sometimes you just gotta draw a thing #also holmes is based off jeremy brett #and watson is based off like 3 different watsons so #johnlock #i specifically associate the johnlock tag w bbc #but why not just toss it in there #empt #norw #kinda takes place that night at the end of the empty house #acd johnlock

[spooksicl-e]

me and the madman. me and sherlock holmes.

#happy anniversary to the only two ever for REAL!!! #i’ve had an unbearable migraine for the past week but i absolutely needed to hunker down to draw something so #hurrah ! #this is teeeechnically a redraw from something i made back when the show was removed from US netflix #but anywho #my art #the @ is my insta #fanart #fanartist #sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #gen #a study in pink #asip #martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch

[warlenys]

sherlock teaching john to dance is easily the most romantic piece of writing in the entire show like the symbolism of sherlock standing alone surrounded by dancing couples is suggestive enough but the addition of him having taught john how only confirms the sentiment that he’s alone because he’s meant to be dancing with john

#not an original thought at all but like #absolutely batshit choices tsot is horrendous #how did they think we wouldn’t notice #and how are there people that didn’t #johnlock #sherlock #tjlc #bbc sherlock #+

[sherlockianscholar]

the additional fact that acd and wilde were good acquaintances (which is examined in a paragraph above the first screenshot) speaks volumes. maybe just coincidence, but this feels really compelling to me. just something to think about.

more info on oscar wilde's legal battles here. and the original set of articles, "Sherlock Holmes and Victorian Homosexuality" in part one and part two.

#sherlock holmes #john watson #acd canon #acd holmes #acd watson #acd johnlock #arthur conan doyle #sherlock holmes and victorian homosexuality #victorian husbands #victorian homophobia #oscar wilde #also i just finished the picture of dorian gray #such decadent aestheticism. absolutely loved it. #its alternative name should be dorian gray's handbook for rationalization #original post

[houseswife]

doomed tragic yaoi is all fun and games until you start pondering the Life They Could’ve Had

#I’m emo over it alright #they would’ve been the worst ever parents but also the absolute best #wilson would’ve been such a great PTA dad he’d get invited to all the events #and the entire committee would’ve had a restraining order against house after he attempts to sabotage the 4 millionth competition #in favour of their kid #AUUUUURGGGHHHH #I know that they emphasised how Wilson wasn’t ready or stable enough to be a father #but he never really let go of that vision #and house was so good with rachel :( #they could’ve fostered traumatised kids and broken the cycle #I’m just being delusional atp #but they deserved the bbc johnlock domestic fathers ending #we deserve a soft epilogue #and whatnot. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md

[vshatynko]

A judgmental gay gaze

#acd sherlock holmes #holmes and watson #acd johnlock #doctor watson #silly doodle #they were absolutely discussing you a second before you walked into the room #if you are a scotland yard inspector and saw this look #run

[julesodd]

"Loki x Mobius is so Johnlock coded-"

It's not. Wanna know why?

Because Mobius is this guy:

I will not elaborate

#Put any of this mans quotes in Mobius mouth #It'll sound absolutely natural #They're basically variants #loki series #loki #lokius #mobius #mobius m mobius #loki laufeyson #loki x mobius #john watson #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #johnlock #john x sherlock #superwholock

[justapaigeforart]

Some Sherlock & co. Stickers I currently have up on my Redbubble!

#Sherlock #sherlock holmes #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #watson #john watson #sherlock x john #johnlock #stickers #my art #just some silly goofy guys #i am absolutely in love with this podcast #podcast

[monocordum]

Watson on Holmes, taken out of context: we took a long walk in silence, as befits two men who know each other INTIMATELY; in other words, if I don't drag him out of the house from time to time he's always stuck to that chair, and if--god forbid--someone comes looking for him while we're out, I'm never going to hear the end of it

Not out of context, in fact, especially as far as the old married couple vibes are concerned

(From The Adventure of the Yellow Face, February 1893 issue of The Strand)

#arthur conan doyle #sherlock holmes #john watson #the adventure of the yellow face #absolutely not johnlock #what was i saying

[musclesandhammering]

Reminder that queerbaiting is “characters in this show were intentionally & definitively advertised as being queer in order to increase viewership with queer people, when the show itself doesn’t depict the queerness advertised.”

Queerbaiting is not “these two characters seem to have lots of romantic chemistry to me & even though there has never been any explicit evidence of queerness & the creators have in fact politely denied the romance rumors multiple times, I’m convinced they’re just hiding the secret gay love agenda, and when it turns out that wasn’t the case, I’m going to absolutely crucify the creators/actors/show.”

#bbc Sherlock did not queerbait you you absolute insufferable weirdos #on the other hand #Disney+ loki series 100% absolutely did #and it has nothing to do with loki not kissing his best friend #it has everything to do with them going on press tours emphasising how they planned to incorporate #Loki’s bisexuality & genderfluidity into the story #and then turning around & having 1 vague sentence of bi rep + an absolute butchering of his gf identity #I’m so tired of yall and I’m also so tired of television creators #queerbaiting #anti johnlock #anti johnlockers #anti loki series #anti lokius #lgbt representation

[charcubed]

some rando to me on Twitter: why does every platonic male friendship have to get sexualized. like House and Wilson. it never ends

me: House and Wilson are infamously filled with queer subtext. I haven’t seen the show and I know that. and they’re based on Holmes and Watson who are perhaps the most well-known infamously queer subtextual relationship in history. so this is very funny to me, I’m sorry to say

#YOURE GONNA PICK THOSE 2 AS AN EXAMPLE OF PLATONIC??? #I have seen what the tumblr mutuals post. absolutely not #also they’re a Johnlock remix. the only straight Johnlock remix is elementary and they tried very hard to make that the case for that one #chartxt #my Loki shitposts are a threat to the sanctity of the platonic male bond. if you even care

[honeybeejohn]

the fact that we’re still out here talking (suffering) about bbc sherlock and Them in the year 2024 SEVEN YEARS after the last and final episode like.. they won. we’re down bad and they won those bastards they fucking.. won! those fucks!!

#I hate them I hate them #I hate the knife in the gut every time I see those soft fucking gazes at each other!! #the John Irene scene?? #haunted forever more by the best tee up and absolute miss #bbc sherlock #sherlock #johnlock #MY NAME IS STILL HONEYBEEJOHN #and this is mostly a GO blog now!!! #mine

[spooksicl-e]

as i recall it ended much too soon

#drawing canon-compliant angst in the good year 2022 #i have some shame #welcome back to 2014 #i won’t get into my analysis on john and mary’s wedding song but trust me when i say i have one #my art #the @ is my insta #art #fanart #fanartist #sherlock #bbc sherlock #sherlock bbc #sherlock fanart #sherlock holmes #benedict cumberbatch #johnlock #well. sort of #could also be gen obviously #wooo canon compliance everyone is happy #(alt: absolutely nobody is happy) #john watson #martin freeman #tsot #don’t look too close at this drawing because it will only get uglier<3 #JUST REALIZED I NEVER WENT BACK TO FIX HIS HAND #everyone avert your eyes #yk how difficult john’s chair is to draw #but i was DETERMINED because SIGNIFICANCE #shoutout to the granada!holmes stage play for giving me the idea #nothing more subtly soul-crushing than sherlock holmes sitting in john watson’s chair for comfort post-marriage