#absolutely full of food

[boysbellyrubs]

thinking about someone who is supposed to be fit and trim for their job beginning to sport a bit of a belly. just enough for someone to point it out and say ‘losing your edge?’ or ‘maybe hold back on those extra donuts, huh?’

while said person is internally panicking about how their eating habits are finally catching up to them and perhaps they should slow down. after all, they won’t be able to do their job if they get any bigger.

buuuut, gaining just a bit of chub can’t hurt too much, can it? it’s just so relaxing to not worry about what they’re eating and eat for pleasure. they’ll stop eventually…

#perfect for wrio//thesley tbh #i’m on a him mood lately i just want to imagine him chubby #just him sitting in his office eating too much #slowlyyy gaining weight #his vest needing a few alterations #he’s ending every night in the fortress with a stuffed belly #absolutely full of food

[egophiliac]

I have SO many thoughts about everything and they are in no kind of order yet, so here's just some quick little bits in the meantime!

I am not normal about any of these characters!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers #me just staring at the ceiling thinking about anime characters #if i start talking about the big stuff now it's going to turn into a huge rambling mess so in the meantime #i did not get sebek (yet) (i need to contemplate my gems...) but i did see his groovy #he is just full-on cinderella-sparkles bibbidi-bobbidi-booing into that armor! magnificent. #and i really don't have enough words for how much i love tiny malleus. he is perfect. he is precious. he is everything to me. #he knows who his dad is no matter what some crusty dead talking ectoplasm blobs say #(man no wonder lilia's got hangups if THAT was the general attitude he was getting) #('eww you got your dirty bat cooties on the prince' go sit in the corner with mrs. rosehearts you absolute garbage) #(...i did kind of love that lilia started to wake up because the senate said one nice thing to him) #(and he immediately was like 'this is not reality') #(sounds about right) #on a lighter note i was just. SO charmed by the little throwaway about ✨dragon lord consort esteemed diplomat revaan✨ #who picks the vegetables out of his food and hides them under the tablecloth #everything i learn about this man makes me like him more. he was SO dumb. #now we know where malleus gets it from i guess #also unrelated but once again the fact that i named my mc tamago has had unintentional consequences #tamago take the tamago and tamago tamagao tamago #frikkin love that when yuu gives the egg back you can just be like 'i love him. this is my baby now.' 100% accurate. #also yuu continually referring to malleus as tsunotarou even to the senate = amazing. yuu really has NO self-preservation or awareness. #they fit right in with everyone else #<- see what did i tell you. huge rambling mess. #and i haven't even BEGUN to talk about MELEANOR -- (is dragged offstage by a hook)

[qpjianghu]

Li Lianhua + saying "I love you" without saying "I love you" (1/?)

Mysterious Lotus Casebook (2023)

#i am literally weeping over a fictional man and his fictional dog #li lianhua #mysterious lotus casebook #lhl #lian hua lou #official huli jing appreciation post #(says me) #the concept of food as a love language in this show has me absolutely feral #might have to do a separate post about it but here's all this in the meantime #my mlc gifs #llh's love language #I legitimately started sobbing during this scene and I haven't stopped #it's almost been a full year now sigh

[its-dragon-magic]

hungry crow in my sketchbook

Clip

#QSMP fanart #QSMP Philza #QSMP Prison #my art #absolute bird behaviour #little crow starved to death in prison :'( #wdym his inventory is full of food #I tried to make the photo of my sketchbook look okay but uhhh #I can increase the contrast only so much

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

hold on dont have it in me to scribble rn but i have updated Thoughts on Laughingstock. the update has affected my feelings on them

and those feelings are:

I LOVE THEM EVEN MORE NOW, WHAT THE FUCK??? THEY'RE??? AGH????

i am so glad i accurately pinned down their dynamic in my brain because OHHHH MY GOD HEARING IT OUT LOUD. AUGH. MINECRAFT DAMAGE NOISES

I KNEW THEY'D GO TOGETHER SO WELL! i mean! holy shit! they just! fucking! Work!

Howdy keeps Barnaby updated on family gossip! Barnaby knows the drama & members well enough to accurately call out "Wooly Aunt Molly'! Howdy tells Barnaby he has to bring his mom around for a drink!!! their shared love/style of humor! their shared laughs! The snappy, easy, familiar fluidity of their conversations! "I know I can always talk to you, Barn."

MY FUCKING GOD! THESE BITCHES GAY! GOOD FOR THEM! GOOD FOR THEM! i am laying face down in a ditch taking damage. my health bar does not deplete

#wailing sobbing screaming tearing into couch cushions with my teeth and eating the stuffing #they make my heart go WEH #wally in 12-14: really? right in front of my drink? #GODDDDDDDD AGH AGH AGH BARKING!!!!!! LOSING MY MIND!!! #thank fuck for a second i was starting to calm down about them #the train is back on the rails and hurtling full speed towards a cliff yeeHAWWWWW #i cant wait for my art motivation/ability to come back so i can DRAW THEM #I NEED TO DRAW THEM #BRAIN LET ME DRAW THEM #THE SCRIBBLES!!! I NEED TO FEED MY PEOPLE THEY ARE STARVING!!! #laughingstock #absolutely unprompted #barnaby watching his husband sell soap as food: man of my dreams <3<3<3<3 #howdy listening to barnaby make the same bad puns ten times in a row: man of my dreams <3<3<3<3

[tj-crochets]

Re the rabid skunk

I’m from a country town and while it’s not something I was taught in school, I was definitely taught by my parents and other adults in my life to report possibly rabid or sick animals. There is some worry about rabies and other diseases diseases rising in the wildlife population so the forest service try to stay on top of it.

It’s a little messed up that no one was taking your concern seriously. Even if it was just a weird skunk, rabies and other animal diseases are no joke and pose a threat to people and other animals.

Thank you! It's very...idk the word. Affirming? Good to know it's not just me that thinks it's like a responsibility to report potentially rabid animals, like it's just a thing you do

#ask away! #for anyone who missed my post about this yesterday #there was a skunk in my yard behaving very weird yesterday #out in bright daylight running full speed in a giant circle not being chased not looking for food #found a hiding place (under the shed in my yard) but did not stay there #came from the center of the neighborhood (away from forest not good for skunks) #ran towards forest then veered away back towards houses #so I tried to call to report the skunk to animal control in case it was rabies (or another potentially zoonotic disease) #and there just! is no animal control! where I live! #absolutely no governmental involvement AT ALL #and the private companies only handle stray pets not wildlife! #which is wild to me #what is government for if not to try to control rabies #like I understand that is not the central purpose of government but I do feel like it should at least be on the radar

[chrollohearttags]

tried my hand at the Cheesecake Factory crab dip and not to brag but likeee—she turned out pretty good! 😭 ya girl is sum like a chef.

cw// food

#cherry chats 🍒 #cw food #is my knee about to fall off the bone? yes #but was it worth being on bedrest? absolutely #I used every bit of that crab meat too bc it was $22 a can 😭 #best believe I was enjoying it #I’m so full right now omg #ate way too much!!

[taoofshigeru]

Finishing ISAT was an experience.

I played through all of Act 5 on my projector setup in the early morning before starting work and it was pretty crabbing intense.

Like, I was getting this whole nightmare cut while bathed in irl darkness.

And then and then, getting past that sequence and seeing the friends jump in for the save coincided with the sun actually rising outside.

The sunlight causes the contrast to fade in the the last pic I took, which if anything enhanced the atmosphere of the intervention saving lil' Siffy.

Cannot overstate how emotionally impactful this whole sequence was. 10/10 use of the color red.

#in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #spoilers #isat #isat spoilers #absolutely a game that deserved the full atmospheric immersion treatment #thank you for the food

[samadhifired]

Small continuation for this post

How Bajie learned about Ao Lie's dragon form.

I blame you people

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Bad news: While looking for reference, it turned out that S4 special showed Ao Lie in his dragon form during Sha Wujing’s “recruitment fight”. So, no “Silly little guy is actually a scary dragon” freak out for him.

Good news: He can have “Scary dragon is actually a silly little guy” freak out!

Zhu Bajie thinks Wujing got the better option.

(And I’m not drawing that)

#lmk wukong #lmk ao lie #lmk zhu bajie #lmk #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #do I think Ao Lie would actually go full angry dragon mode over food? #no #Do I think it would be hilarious if Bajie learned about his true form like this? #absolutely #and yes #I still have bad sense of humour #drawing horns from behind is hard #fun fact #apparently pickles were invented around 2030 BC in India #my drawings

[grubloved]

good week; made focaccia and chocolate sourdough and my first HRT appointment... another job interview tomorrow... called my grandma and my family today after festivities w/ lav's family. did all the laundry while lavender did the dishes and shared a podcast together. curled up on the couch with freshly refilled fountain pens to drink a cup of tea and eat some chocolate toast with raspberry jam while they played video games with a soju

#made all that bread just exactly in time to get absolutely laid out by my period arriving. #but its ok. i spent the weekend high and full of good food so the pain was mostly managable #birdenest #time to shower and go to bed :) #happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hacash]

My *~*British mother*~*, talking about the pub lunch she had with her friends: I’ve never had a faggot I had to carve up with a knife and fork before

Me: my god you’d do numbers on tumblr

#FOR THE RECORD #faggots are a type of british sausage-y crumbly meatball #they are absolutely delicious #and usually don't need a full knife and fork to eat #food #it's not often i'm proud of my country

[nachosforfree]

You people are insane god bless

#WORDS. HAVE MEAMINGS #THIS IS LIKE SAYING ''being skinny has weight restrictions?!!'' #TWINK LITERALLY MEANS YOUNG SKINNY HAIRLESS GAY FULL OF CREAM #BECAUSE ITS BASED OFF THE WORD/FOOD ''TWINKIE''. #YOU PEOPLE KNOW ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

[no-light-left-on]

hot take but taking every hearsay or rumor or book in a fictional universe for fact is bad understanding of the world as the story presents it, actually

#li.txt #this is both about dishonored and elder scrolls #propaganda exists! artistic interpretation exists! lie exist! people make shit up! #you cant take anything literally unless youre seeing it for yourself imo #if someone is telling you a story about their life they might omit information or make themselves look better! thats how people work! #or if you hear idk some musicians singing in the streets about an ancient myth from 4k years ago maybe dont take it for fact #this is a direct callout to people shitting on born in the month of darkness #if anything they were trying to make the outsider sound like a pathetic wet cat in need of a warm blanket and food. a poor meow meow #unless stuff is confirmed by the characters themselves Im not gonna believe it fully #the books are also often just. not true. theyre scientific speculation Just Like Real Life #or full on propaganda. just like - you guessed it - real life! #the best example that I can think of is how theres two books on the war of betony island in daggerfall. political!! propaganda!!! #not to mention: people will deceive you on purpose! omit details or full on Lie in your face #like Im sure theres stuff we completely misunderstood cause the one thing we were told about it was by someone bullshitting #like with delilah talking about her tragic backstory. like dont get me wrong I 100% believe that it all happened #but also I doubt she was as pitiful and that the Very Quick Summary was all there is to it #I should probably specify that if youre down to believing absolutely everything when there isnt any other sources thats fine #esp if you want to believe it for the reasons of Oh This Is Cool #like people absolutely eating up the angsty backstory for the outsider (me included cause yes. angst.) #have fun with all that #this is mostly about all the people throwing a temper tantrum online about disliking something about canon #'why do the musicians know the backstory why cant they leave anything vague anymore:/' theyre artists melinda its their job ur doing the sam #unless this was confirmed by the outsider in the books idk I cant find those damn things #if something is Stated by a Character or Written in a Novel that is in the world theres always some doubt #like I genuinely doubt that the events of Young Prince of Tyvia happened the way they do in the books #so like yknow. if you hate stuff so much just. ignore the canon established by literal in-game fiction

[fullmetalhearts]

Someone handed me a kitten at Safeway

#she is very very small #and very Very friendly #in between absolutely devouring some food and drinking a full gallon of water #she keeps climbing into my lap and purring up a storm #an Absolute cutie #we'll see how she deals with my other cats #she is in kitty quarantine at the moment #petition to stop cam #it's vanity #<- that is my face tag i just havent used it in a couple years

[bloo-the-dragon]

*stacks a pumpkin on your head*

Morning Bloo!

+ Half cres!

I have 1 question. Would the jester bois accept plushies as gifts? If so..>:3

I have been double treated today

MOON AND SUNSETS WEEEE!!

#questions and answers #modellingispainge #inspiration #celestial #yes absolutely they would accept plushies as gifts #HAVE YOU SEEN SUN AND MOONS ROOM THEY HAVE PLUSHIES EVERYWHERE #YOU CANNOT CONVINCE ME THEY WOULDN'T LOVE SOFT PLUSHIES #but yeah my Smoon and Bloodmoons room is packed full of plushies #Bloodmoon is a bit of a collector (dragon hoard goes brr) #and Sun and Moon just love plushies in general #they keep one of each other with them at all times if the other is out or away for a bit #THANKYOU FOR THE FOOD!!

[lavend3r-stardust]

Checking in on them while y'all getting all sappy and intimate like dAMN way to make my heart swell 3 sizes larger

"You doing okay, so far? Feeling alright? Wanna stop? No, no, no, you're fine, you're doing fine. I just want you to do me a little favor, okay? You gotta tell me if I'm hurting you.

And I know sticking up for yourself can be a little intimidating, but I can't know what you want if you don't tell me. Let me know if anything's uncomfortable, alright? I promise I'll stop and help you out. Thanks for staying with me, Angel, you're doing amazing,"

LIKE BRO I'M TEARING UP

#queer shenanigans and all that #Praise bro praise mmhhmmm that's the way to some folks' hearts not their stomachs or whatever (although food is v good :P) #holding them and kissing their forehead and smiling against their mouth ugh it makes my heart feel so full and loved and aowmsnskwkwdnsk 🥰 #i just wanna cuddle afterwards yk yk let her know she's absolutely amazing n shit and she's a helluva lot more than what her body can do #queer love #wlw thoughts #queer smut #queer #queer ns/fw #queer nsft #soft smut #wlw smut #wlw nsft #wlw ns/fw #wlw love #wlw #bi ns/fw #bi nsft #bisexual #sapphic joy #sapphic love #sapphic smut #sapphic #sapphic ns/fw #sapphic nsft