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In a constant state of audiorial overstimulation and a constant state of physical understimulation

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they saw my scrootnoo 😞

#asks

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#i love posts like this where the op is confidently wrong

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get out of my head sans undertale..

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The planets if they were all dancers and in a fierce tournament arc. They have drama like you cannot comprehend. For class!

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some eevee and eeveelus

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itty bitty mettaton doodle in between other stuff

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im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

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#long post

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probably the funniest panel ever. “chilchuck always says i’m sick in the head and threatens me.” that s so funny

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if you didnt want me to empathize/ask questions about your fictional monster why did you make it born into circumstances outside of its control that make everyone believe it is intrinsically evil. you expect me to buy that something is born into evil regardless of its choices or actions and its not those that describe it/made it that way r who i should be questioning??

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People who complain abt queer fnaf headcanons with "it takes place in the 80s, it's unrealistic for there to be this many queer characters" need to actually interact with canon fnaf material because Henry Emily literally builds 4 robots indistinguishable from humans while having a mental breakdown in the 80s. Which is something we can't even do today without it looking freakish and uncanny

#also ghosts dont exist in real life

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BATTLE ROYABB 2024 PROFILE - COMEBACK TEAM

MALT

Origin: Counterverse

Species: Light Counterpart (Purple Base)

Pronouns: She/They

Abilities: Strong Teleportation (dampened for Royabb regulations)

Fighting Style: Malt can keep a safe distance from opponents at all times, on account of her unlimited teleportation capabilities, and can even teleport the opponent away if she wanted to. She will not attack unless provoked, but maybe the pressure of Royabb will cause some exceptions?

Associated Contestants: Ginny Winehouse

A well-traveled and charismatic storyteller who's been exploring the world for several centuries; the light counterpart to Ginny. While she's very much a people person at first glance, Malt refuses to get too close to anybody, and becomes visibly uncomfortable when in one-on-one conversation for too long. (She also seems to just generally handle pressure really, really poorly.) After skipping a year of competition, they already miss the event– will the break benefit them, or are they now out of practice?

MERRY

Origin: Kyourift Cinematic Universe

Species: Human

Pronouns: She/Her

Abilities: Aging-Only Immortality, Good with Blades

Fighting Style: Merry is professionally trained in fighting with a scythe, but she hasn't really had the chance to use those skills very much– at least, not until now. She's uncharacteristically methodical when fighting, and will take advantage of "cheapshot" attacks when she can.

Associated Contestants: Abby Merryweather

A very tired rookie within the ranks of Hell's guard, who can owe their current situation to Abby. She used to be quite carefree, even if it wasn't entirely genuine, and somewhat quick-tempered; however, she now seems to be kind of... dead inside. Yearning for something more, she reattempts the challenge she lost so long ago...

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Green Room, 7AM

#abbs all abide by the same rule: comedy first over everything else

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This is so Jessique and Marion coded

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Did anyone else as a kid Have to step on every crack on the sidewalk (or vice versa-- have to Avoid every crack) lest they fall over dead

#i actually still do this sometimes but a lot of the time the exhaustion of living distracts me

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#i only know a little bit of it - yes usamerican #it was one of those things i always thought was dumb so i didnt pay attention