#a little evening treat for yall

[separatist-apologist]

Calling the IC nepo-babies is the most hilarious thing I've ever heard because what do you have?

The High Lord, who is the product of a lesser fae woman and the magically chosen High Lord that doesn't get a say in if he's chosen by the gods to rule or not, who is also discriminated against by his own court (and the people outside it) for not being full High Fae

A bastard-born general who never knew his father and whose mother was murdered for being sexually assaulted, and was raised in a war camp for the first decade of his life

A shadowsinger who was likely also the product of sexual assault at the hands of his powerful father, who then punished Azriel for his OWN discretion by locking him in total darkness for 11 years and allowed his two older sons to torture the Azriel so severely he still carries the scars

An ancient god that spent 1000 years trapped in a prison

A woman whose only value to her family was her reproductive organs and when she no longer served that function, had a note nailed to her body before she was dumped over a foreign border where, lets be real, they expected her to be killed

And a badly neglected human girl who literally died at the altar of freeing a land that she'd been terrified of her entire life.

But like. Hell yeah. Go off, overthrow those nepo-baby rulers which DEFINITELY isn't it's own illiterate take of the reading.

#like goddamn everyday this fandom gets a little stupider #hate the IC all you want but like this is a REACH #yall are projecting #literally the only people you can make that case for are rhys and mor and like even then its a stretch given the way theyre treated #rhys is called a half breed (do we not care about fantasy racism anymore?) #and mor treated lesser for being a woman (do we not care about fantasy sexism anymor?) #anyway im in a mood #pro inner circle #pro rhysand #pro cassian #pro azriel #(words i never thought id say) #pro feyre archeron #pro morrigan

[inamagicalhallucination]

i dont get when ppl say "atsushi would be horrified" at something thats probably just another tuesday for him

#yall atsushi is sheltered as in he doesn't know the real world literally cuz he was locked up #not that he doesn't know how evil or awful ppl can be #sure maybe some things he'll be horrified - especially since he usually seems to sympathize and empathize but stop treating him like he's #only seen good things in his life and doesn't know how hard it gets #i think atsushi would really only react to the specifics of dazai's relationship with akutagawa in terms of akutagawas past but i dont thin #hed start being scared of dazai or anything #i think he might take some time to process it but atsushi is aware of the dazai that dazai has changed into too #also in terms of atsushi not wanting to kill #when he realized that he killed shibusawa he had a little break down and then he got the fuck over it lmao #so idk whats this stuff about atsushi not being able to handl ever killing anyone #like he doesn't like unnecessary killing and he doesn't like not valuing life but still guys come on #also when ppl talk about atsushi not understanding or getting the fact that dazai wants to kill himself #like okay yea atsushi isnt dazai he'll never understand but sometimes ppl act like atsushi doesn't know what suicide is #or that despite his strong want and thirst to survive he also doesnt also think itd be better if hed died in a ditch #what else #also i dont like when ppl say atsushi is weirdly mean to akutagawa becuz akutagawa showed up and in a way confirmed atsushis worst fears #bringing misfortune to those around him #and then tried to kill him #and then resented him for dazai liking him more even tho thats not atsushis fault at all #fuck id throw dazai's name back at akutagawas face too #and he did come to understand and care for him to some extent #atsushi cares about akutagawa i dont understand how ppl can think he doesnt #anyway #also atsushi canonically gives ppl who've hurt him second chances like look at lucy why would he turn his back on dazai ever

[b1mbodoll]

repeating “jealousy is a disease get well soon bitch” in my head every time i block rude anons and delete hatemail so i can try to brush it off but i am not ur strongest soldier so can you all stop being mean 🩷 please

#♡.gabi barks #im okay i prommy (im crying rn) #like omg seriously what did i do!!!!! i dont do anything but mind my fucking business!!!! and talk to my precious little friends!!!!!! but #apparently i cant even do that bc no matter what i always get meanies in my inbox 🤞 #like im seriously not doing anything i just came back and im already receiving asks telling me to kms and deactivate like do yall realize #im a person too.. like im literally real and i have feelings and im not a complete ditz #like what is so hard about treating people with kindness!!!! #ive spent all morning blocking mean anons and deleting asks and trying to brush off the mean words i see and receive and it hurts!!!! #im just a girl #if u send hate or tslk meanly to or about me im assuming ur a LEWSER and have no life bc i dont even do anything fr!!!!! im coolin!!!!! #i was gonna post this with the jealousy is a disease get well soon girl meme but i couldnt find it #anyway im fine!!!! (as im actively texting my therapist) #no bc im so upset and so angry WHAT AM I DOING WRONG #what am i doing to deserve this like please give me a valid answer so i can fix it im so tired of being sad and mistreated and bullied :( #i know i promised i was gna try to be more active but my little heart is so heavy and sad

[ravemanta]

why does like half the fanbase misinterpret akito im in hell here

#akito shinonome #project sekai #prsk #akito is generally super chill hes just easily pissed off and kind of a little shit #'we need more mean women' yall cant even handle a bullied teenager with anger issues #akito was bullied by grown ass adults who didnt take music seriously #so when he thinks kohane isnt serious yeah he was being a jerk butit wasnt for no reason #he apologized to her and treats her as an equal #he sticks up for her in singing in sinc and gives her advice on improving #hes not the same jerk as he is in the main story 😭 #look just #akito loves his friends and they love him back. #read stray bad dog and then read it again. #i know theres like 500 different stories but Please some of yall are just making shit up #idk i just relate to the shinonomes a lot. Liste🗣️

[jellytina]

day 31!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

behold, the sillies

#art #artists on tumblr #bob's onslaught #bob's trick or treat #fnf #friday night funkin #bobtober #bobtober 2023 #bob fnf #ron fnf #little man fnf #halloween art #happy halloween #halloween 2023 #fanart #im so glad i got to do all the prompts #this was so much fun to do #and this is also my first inktober ever so it makes it even better #can't wait till bobtober 2024 ill totally participate again #tysm for the support yall 💞💞 #inktober #literally every fnf mod ever

[guckies]

Been seeing all the discussion about Tubbo being Em’s parents and…. 😬

It’s like we get a girl egg with all moms and it’s now feels like people are saying “she needs a dad!!” because a male is treating her like family…

I’m all for Tubbo being family to Empanada but being her dad?? It feels a lot like there are some misogynistic undertones there. Like family is not just parents it can be literally anything, same way Pepito has Foolish being grandma. Tubbo can have the same and be family in some way to Em.

But it’s like we have an all girl family but because the egg is interacting with others, people are inserting the males into it(the parent dynamic). Which just reads wrong when a majority of the island is male relationships and prominent male families where the girls are mainly just aunts to the children.

Have your headcannons but don’t try to insert them into the canon with your posts especially when a majority of the server relationships are male prominent.

#qsmp neg #qsmp discourse #just can we not have something for the girls?? also it feels even more weird when you do say that and people say well Tubbo’s gay anyway- #which how does that have anything to do with it??? like all for being strong family as in tio or smth like that #but pushing the hc of a gay dad in an all girl family feels like it has undertones i dont want to unpack rn #im not going to stop yall from having your headcanons but like take a step back and look at what the situation is and then think #also this literally happened when jaiden and roier were treating tilin and flippa like their children some people weren’t happy but not - #many weren’t watching multiple streams at the time so they’re wasn’t many complaining but its happened before #also happened a bit when bagi became richas mom #the only difference with those relationships where that the eggs choose and agreeds for them to be their parents #also it’s like yes we would love to see her parents log in more but literally they are all busy people and weren’t always incredibly active- #on the server apart from bagi which is smth the admins probably should have thought about if the new eggs were going to be taken care of #yes let em have her family and her lore but also let us have our female mums rep bc there is so little of it in qsmp #but calm down about em lore bc yall think its the most important thing out there when a whole losd of the eggs rarely have lore esp old eggs

[strxngerbxtches]

contrary to popular belief i think eddie would without a doubt date someone who wasn’t super alternative.

like clearly this boy has a type and it’s cute dorky jocks ok.

as y’all know i’m big on eddissy so obviously i think he’d be into girly girl types or even just preps, as long as they were like good people.

he’s definitely the type to fall in love with you as a person and not your appearance or the way you dress. he thinks you’re really attractive because you’re you.

anyone who is unapologetically themselves is his type, so no matter how you dress, what your interests are, whether you’re shy or outgoing, he’s still gonna like you!!!

he definitely has some preconceived notions about the ‘popular kids’ but honestly if you’re anything like chrissy and steve and you’re genuinely a cool person, those fade fast as hell.

hate being shamed as a so called ‘basic’ girl for thinking he’s attractive because clearly he’d never date someone who wasn’t just like him(?)

forced conformity much? the literal thing he’s so against? that man does not believe in gatekeeping and that’s a fact, he just gets excited that someone likes the same things as him, he doesn’t care where you heard of it from!

he’s a sweetheart and it literally physically makes me cringe when so called ‘alt’ people are so pressed that someone ‘basic’ finds him attractive.

obviously there’s a difference when the people attracted to him literally bullied people like him, which is why i clarified that he doesn’t care about the way you dress or your interests, he cares about the type of person you are.

so like if you’re like me and you’re a girly girl type, you love makeup and pretty dresses, you’re a fan of taylor swift, britney spears, etc. please know he’d love you ok ur a princess and i love u mwah.

#this is a rant post slash headcanon but i’m pissed #like you’re genuinely telling me he wouldn’t melt at any pretty person who smiled at him? nah babe #he’s so sweet and yall really gotta stop making him out to be all edgy and standoffish #you only really see him act even a little brash towards people who treat him badly #pretty much everyone else he interacts with he’s actually very nice to #even the cheerleaders in the lunchroom scene #he’s fucking nice i’m sorry yall are reaching with the ‘he’d only date someone really alternative like him’ #even if u don’t listen to metal he’s happy to add some of your favorite artists to his collection or introduce you to metal #he hates gatekeepers i’m gatekeeping him from the gatekeepers idc if thats ironic #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie stranger things #eddissy #stranger things 4 spoilers #stranger things 4 #eddie munson headcanon #eddie munson x reader #eddie x chrissy #st4 #stranger things season 4 #edssy #joseph quinn #chrissy cunningham #stranger things spoilers #eddie munson x you #st season 4

[star-mum]

Okay OP nation I have some (maybe controversial) statements about the Straw Hats and I need y’all to listEN FIRST OKAY- HEAR ME OUT

Boyfriend: Zoro and Franky

Husband: Usopp and Sanji

Girlfriend: Nami

Wife: Robin

Luffy: Aroace king

#DO YOU SEE THE VISION ???? #like I am a Certified Zoro Girlie but thats not a husband... he has Boyfriend written all over him #I cant call him husband in my head - ‘oh that’s my Husband Zoro’ - ew no - 'thats my BOYFRIEND Zoro' - yes ! #Franky is just cool and sensitive like that -> the boyfren to defeat all boyfrends -> i'd fall hard and fast -> like embarrassingly so #SANJI OH MY GOD !!! THE FIRST MAN WHO DARED TO MALEWIFE #and of course anime he has a couple red flags but I always put those on ‘annoying anime trope’ rather than accepting thats a part of him (C #(OPLA IS HERE TO PROVE THAT) shit like in canon they kinda set him up as this totally uncool Wannabe Casanova (which he is !!) #but he’s also just effortlessly charming ???? me at 7 y/o watching his intro for the very first time ??? a goner !!! -> me at 20 yo watchin #GOD !! USOPP !! THE MAN ! THE KING ! THE LEGEND -> I have ALWAYS been an Usopp girlie -> cause im always right and i love to win #y’all gonna give a pathetic cowardly little man with huge dreams and an even bigger heart who ALWAYS stands up for whats right #DESPITE BEING SCARED ???? I’m in the chapel baby lets do this 👰🏻 -> also his tiddies are always out ??? DUNGAREES WITH NO SHIRT !! WHATS NO #risking his life fighting an incredibly powerful and scary pirate for an entire village who didn’t treat him fairly and DIDNT BELIEVE HIM #him going to a place he was Not Welcomed and constantly mistreated at only to tell a DYING girl incredibly fun stories and keep her company #cause he saw his mom go through the same thing as a kid ? -> i love him yall 🥺 #NAMI !!! thats Girlfriend with a capital G -> shes pretty greedy and a little bit (very) mean -> i love her sm i want her to rule my life #RO !! BIN !! the crush I have on that woman is honestly embarrassing -> she is THE wife -> do not be mistaken #i dont really see Luffy wanting a romantic relationship but that’s not gonna stop me from reading fanfic about him ; p #i had to edit this and glue some tags together so they'd all fit -> thats why theres so many arrows -> I have Thoughts okay -> let me live #one piece #opla #one piece live action #straw hats

[soldier-poet-king]

ofc the one day im wfh because i have a medical specialist appt i get back from the hospital to check my work email and see that one of the FEW ppl who actually talks to me at work is “no longer with [organization]” and im just??? OUT OF THE BLUE????? she wasnt contract like me???? had been at [organization] for about the same time as me and i thought shit was going well??? 

and my boss probably isnt in tmrw so theres no one to tell me what’s going on bc no one cares about the stupid child archives assistant in the basement

#franposting #yall workplace politics are wild and i work for a small mostly chill org #what is HAPPENEING #IT WAS SO SUDDEN #and in previous times when ppl have left theyve usually had pizza or a lil smthn for them #this is just #ugh. anyway #i go to work do my job all by myself and leave #tbh how i prefer it #lots of ppl are like. u have to have a certain temperament for archival work #bc it's very isolating esp in small orgs #and im like. yes. yes this is what i want #i am happy to be a department of two and do all my work on my own and self manage #i mean a larger archive would have better tech resources and id love to work in dig preservation as a specialist #and not my current jack of all trades archive work #but i do like my little lonesome corner office where no one talks to me or bothers me #that's mostly bc everyone thinks im a literal child and treats me accordingly tho #not because im unfriendly #IM TRYING. most ppl dont even know my name. I SAY HI EVERYDAY

[potato-an0n]

Istg, ppl say they want complex characters (esp complex female characters) and wen they get them, suddenly they’re boiled down to only their “negative”/ problematic traits (ESP WITH FEMALE CHARACTERS!!!!)

Also, do ppl know tht in order for stories and characters to grow…..they are flawed in the beginning 😀 right? 😀

Anyways, i found this sc buried in my phone

Also, kinda funny how ppl will defend tf out of complex/ morally gray male characters and make detailed analysis abt their character arcs and what they represent in the real world yet, shit on female characters who are also morally complex and overuse the terms “bad writing” bc some of yall read with your headcanons, not your actual eyes and it shows, even wen yall make your headcanons of ur fav characters.

#being fr #i am ESPECIALLY looking at the pjo fan base #ppl hella complain abt piper and im even more curious abt her #yet there are ppl who say they can understand luke’s character #and even nico (as much as i love the guy) #or moving to a dif fan base ppl saying they have a deep understanding of eren’s character #YET ARE COMPLAINING ABT PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM DONT GET ME STARTED #and i find it funny too tht there ppl saying marceline deserves better wen she was just as toxic too #srsly did yall not watch obsidian #or tht ep wen they went to hunt varments together #OH DONT GET ME STARTED ON FUCKING MY LITTLE PONY #like i saw a twt saying the mane 6 is the most toxic friendgroup #WEN THE WHOLE SHOW IS ABT MAINTAINING FRIENDSHIPS W/ DIF PPL #THEY MADE A WHOLE ASS EPISODE ABT IT TOO #we’re not flawless🎶we’re a work in progress🎶 #sorry got a little heated there #OMG I ALMOST FORGOT ABT HOW YALL TREATED AMITY #like some of yall couldnt handle amity

[elegyofthemoon]

wait im silly its a gacha game of course they'd reveal the characters within the trailers themselves rather than surprise the players when you play it its how they get you 🤭

#having a little silly goose moment #really thought i was onto something here LMAO #like i see yanqing's trailer showed off already prior to release trailer's date #they already showed cocolia bronya and seele #and welt and himeko #luocha makes an appearance in the second trailer they release after march's trailer #sorry im just trying to see if there's a possibility there'll pOSSIBLY be more characters that havent been revealed for penacony #by which i mean honkai 'expies' since we had a handful not just 1 the way we have acheron which im even hesitant to count at this point lma #i guess what I want to know is for the former honkai players who were eyeballing this game prior to star rails release. how did yall feel #seeing the characters? were people hypothesizing about the expies and all that?? were they super excited?? did they know?? they were expies #but anyways #snow plays hsr #goomorning #if youre asking how this came up it was more curiosity bc i was surprised by just the One #but tbh at this point im treating hsr as a separate game from honkai impact just bc the stories are so Different and deviate anyways haha

[earmo-imni]

Genuinely concerned and astonished (and also kind of horrified) that “killing people is bad always*, yes, even the people who probably deserve to die for their actions” is as controversial an opinion as it apparently is

*killing people in defense of oneself or others is understandable, not saying people shouldn’t like. Protect themselves or other people. I still think killing should be a last resort but also like yes protect yourself and others obviously

For real though why is that controversial?????? Why do people genuinely think that killing people is fine and good as long as it’s the “right” people???? Do they not realize how easily that is abused? How similar that is to the beliefs of fascists and bigots? What the absolute fuck what is wrong with people??????????????

#i am holding full/metal alch/emist brother/hood and ste/ven univ/erse close and defending them rn #(sorry to screen readers but i don’t want this shit in main tags ill get my ass murdered) #both series are unnecessarily controversial in large part bc people apparently can’t handle the concept of #a justice system that’s rehabilitative instead of retributive. or at least don’t include the death penalty #both series also go very hard on the idea that every person Is A Person. yes even the bad ones. and they should be treated with dignity and #respect no matter their actions bc They Are Still A Person #too many people want to dehumanize anyone they deem sufficiently evil but that’s just not how life works #That Is Still A Fucking Person Now Deal With It You Little Shits #life is not has never been and never will be a black and white moral thing stop trying to make it so #it won’t FUCKING work #im actually very mad about this #auuuuugggggggghhhhhhhh #marijn vents #vent #existentialism is the only correct school of thought in philosophy of ethics actually #fuck all yall bitches who want to ascribe some kind of constant code of rules and shit to everything life dont work that way

[tunderilona]

this is so fucking funny girl what is there to understand about n*ragis character😭 hes a bitch and he shouldve died, even if i DO like his character.....

#also im not even mad cmon.... get help #someone not wanting your uwu attempted rapist fav to survive isnt a fucking attack on you lol #and yes i actually DO like his character but he isnt my little uwu baby lmfao not my fault u guys cant treat characters in media #normally and you have to woobify them and that yall want to fuck them lol. get help maybe

[snekdood]

Bitches on here be like "haha! I read this callout about you and i told everyone around me to ostracize you and ignore you and the reason you're alone is divinely orchestrated karma, of course, surely not me and my hand in manipulating people to hate you, surely this is some sort of divine intervention and not a smear campaign that i try to justify my actions with "its gods will" with"

#do yall ever consider the karma *YOU* will acquire for treating me this way over someone elses lies about me? #bc something tells me whatever im going through rn. that you think i shoulda killed myself over... well babe. #i got some bad news for you and how karma works. lmao #and oh baby it hurtsm oh mam am i just suffering so hard. #my body aches all the time. i dissociate constantly. #well. when it happens to you and you're all alone with no support yknow.... hope you figure it out :/ #hope the karma doesnt hit you too hard :/ #at least im strong enough to not let all of this shit make me go fully insane. doubtful for yall tho lmao #and im going to give just as little fucks about yall writhing in your mental agony as you have for me :)! #oh and uh. dont think karma will be light on you just because 'you didnt know you were being lied to 🥺' #aww.. poor you... but anyways yeah when you fuck w someones life even if you realize you did it over someone elses lie... kinda feel like #you're not gonna get out of hurting someone else so much that easily. kinda feel like thats not gonna happen for you. #kinda feel like the energy is eye for an eye not eye for an acknowledgement of your actions and regretting them. #but who knows. i guess it really depends on who you are. how sorry you actually am. how much you understand what you did and how you hurt #someone. all of that sorta stuff will decide how bad your karma is. #so ig. hopefully its nothing too bad !

[ianthesmells]

if yall wanna see more artists do freaky weird art u have got to reblog the freaky weird art. maybe even leave a tag (affectionate) !

#i respect yalls right to just reblog on tumblr n not exist n all that #but tumblr is a user driven site and artists r real people !! so u gotta encourage them like small stray animals #u got to give them little treats #not even just bc i do freaky art but like. i wanna see other artists do it too and not be shy abt it #embrace ur weirdness 4evz #like yea i make art for me but i post it to tumblr to see other peoples thoughts n reactions #im more likely to do more of whatever X is if u reblog that type of thing!!

[tender-rosiey]

pretty babies – gojo satoru x f!reader

a/n: idk about yall but I love me some drunk gojo

satoru never drinks, but when he does, ohoho, you’re in for quite the ride.

today was one of the days when he was less of a chaotic handful but more of an emotional mess who apparently can’t even remember his own wife. you sip on your drink, ignoring the drunk satoru leaning on the bar.

he slurs his words as he tries to flirt, “you’re sooo pretty, y’know that?”

you nod with a hum and give him no further reaction. in situations like these, you figured out that letting him go all out until he is tired and sleepy is the best solution. it really is like treating a baby.

thankfully, after many years of being in the presence of one gojo satoru, you’ve built up some patience.

he rests his head on the counter and he looks up at you, eyes wide and in awe, “I bet,” he hiccups and it is followed by a silly little giggle, “we’d make superrrr cute babies! like all round and chubby and we’d much on their cheeks like…mochi! yes! mochi…now I am hungry.”

a smirk makes an appearance on your face as you glance at satoru who is blabbering about building a family with you and spoiling you rotten.

a little teasing won’t harm anyone. so you quip, “you know,” and his attention is already on you, “you already gave me three super cute babies.”

his mouth is wide open in disbelief as he sits up, “no way!”

“yup! and they’re waiting at home for us.”

his eyes crinkle because of his wide grin, “really?!” he pulls you into a bone-crushing hug, “you got photos?! please tell me that you do!” and he switches to a pout so quickly, it gives you whiplash.

however, you gladly pull out your phone and show him the multitude of photos you have.

ones ranging from him being in a crib to help the youngest one sleep to ones with two of the three kids ganging up on him and him desperately calling for your help. satoru goes through every single photo, head on your shoulder and cheek squished.

he is silent throughout it all and when he is done, he looks up at you, “so that means that you’re my wife?”

you nod and your fingers, naturally, find their place on his head. he feels a little shiver of satisfaction before he smiles, one lovesick and silly smile, “I really hit the jackpot.”

you laugh, pressing a kiss to the top of his head, “I guess you did.”

so you take him back home where the kids are already asleep. satoru crashes on the bed right away, steady breaths filling the room. slowly, you take your place beside him and you feel his arms wrap around you.

he pulls you closer and buries his face in your hair. and you close your eyes, letting yourself be lulled to the land of dreams.

when you do wake up, you’re greeted by satoru literally on top of you and deep in sleep. you would like to let him sleep more especially since he looks so comfortable, but you’re going to suffocate at this rate. so you pat his back lightly, “satoru, honey, wake up.”

he groans and buries his face in the crook of your neck, grumbling something along the lines of ‘five more minutes’.

not budging? then fine, you decide. you take as deep of a breath as you can then call for your kids, “who will help mama?!”

it’s quiet and you can feel satoru smirking against your skin. it looks like he won, but then a bunch of footsteps are heard and it’s your turn to smirk.

your husband lifts his head to glare at you—of course, not without sporting one of his famous pouts.

the door is then slammed open and your eldest son is there, “WHO DARES HURT OUR MAMA?!”

he gasps, very dramatically like a certain someone, and points at his dad, “PAPA?! you’re suffocating mama!”

“again?!” your daughter pops up from behind her brother, staring at her dad in disbelief.

they both stand beside your bed glaring at him and he glares back, the three of them forgetting why you called for your kids in the first place. so you do them a favor and remind them, “satoru…I AM GOING TO DIE LIKE THIS!”

satoru is pulled  back by his shirt and your kids take turns in—trying—to beat him up. you get up, greedily breathing air till you’re satisfied. you ignore the screams of your husband until you’re done with your morning routine.

luckily enough, when you got out of the bathroom, you found no one except your husband.

laying on the ground.

presumably dead.

with a bunch of drawings on his face and his hair contained with multiple hair bands.

you snap a picture of him very quickly then you sit on the ground next to his corpse. you poke his butt and he groans, making you giggle, “what happened to the strongest sorcerer?”

he turns towards you with a small frown, “his pretty wife didn’t kiss him good morning so he had no energy to fight,” his head snaps towards the two tiny figures giggling behind the door, “these monsters.”

they squeal and run away once again before he catches them.

you gently take the hair bands off, “you’re lucky that our youngest devil is still asleep,” you then smooth down his hair and pat his head, “I love the smiley faces on your cheeks.”

he whines and rests his head on your shoulder, “stop bullying me!”

you hum and stroke his hair, “you know, you did something pretty cute yesterday.”

“I am always cute; what’re you talking about?”

“you flirted with me, your wife, and said we would make ‘super cute!’ babies,” you reveal and satoru seems unbothered. in fact, he seems proud and very happy with himself so you continue, “so I had to remind you of our three little devils and then I showed you pictures.”

he stands up, posing all confidently, “what can I say? I excel at everything even being cute—“

“then you cried like a little baby when I showed you my picture post labor and kept apologizing.”

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