when they’re drunk + when their s/o is drunk [hcs]
pairings: miya atsumu x fem reader, oikawa tooru x fem reader, akaashi keiji x fem reader
genre: just some good ol humorous content
warning(s): some slightly nsfw content/implications, swearing, alcohol consumption, hq guys (atsumu) goin stupid
when he's drunk
is actually a heavyweight
but when he’s drunk, he’s drunk drunk
like, literally will not remember what happened that night because all the drinks just hit him all at once and he's like oh, fuck
he’s pretty fun when he’s drunk though
definitely the life of the party
expect lots of hollering @ you and @ his boys
and dancing (if he throws it back, you better catch it or else he’ll question your loyalty to him)
also gets super horny for you when he’s inebriated
will grab your ass, have his hands on your waist, or shower you with sloppy kisses while he praises you in a way that makes you laugh because of how gone he is
“(f/n), yeerrrrr soooooo fuckin’ hot, like, giiiiirrrrrlllll who gave ya the permission ta slay like that?”
overall, he's a good time, very entertaining, 10/10
when you’re drunk
will stay nearby to make sure nobody tries anything weird
will gas you up like that one girl in the bathroom always does (you know that one girl, I know you do. and if you are her, just know you’re doing great things)
“yer lookin’ so sexy tonight, baby; love that li’l outfit on ya.”
will hold back your hair if you throw up
but will also tease you for not being able to hold your liquor the entire time
will 1,000% clear the dance floor for you if you wanna show off your drunken dance moves because you’re his s/o and he’s so proud of you
he is a certified party animal but knows your limit and will cut you off before you go past it (you’ll thank him for this later)
but if he says he’ll be the designated driver so you can go crazy, uber or ask samu to drive y'all lmao you can’t trust him to stay sober
cuddles with you if you have a hangover the next morning, but, again, teases you so much you end up kicking him out of bed anyway
when he’s drunk
thinks he’s a heavyweight but is actually a lightweight lmao
seriously can’t hang when he’s drunk
gets super flirty (but only with you) and will whine until you give him attention
“(f/n)-channnnn, lemme make out with youuuuuu!”
cue iwaizumi, hanamaki, and mattsun in the back like why tf did we agree to go bar hopping with this mf
and if you’re not there, he’ll send you drunk texts all night long that are very spicy
but he has his brightness turned like all the way up and big font on his phone, so everyone can see he’s thirsting for you
definitely should not be texting such things in public places
makki takes his phone, screenshots the texts, and sends them in the group chat with mattsun and iwaizumi so they can roast him
if he’s at a house party, he’s in the living room, kicking ass on super smash bros (he plays better when he’s drunk???)
or he’s asleep on the couch moments after telling everyone he was going for another drink to “prove he can handle his alcohol”
gets very cuddly and clingy, and you have to constantly keep his hands under control or else he will put you at risk of public indecency
sleeps like a rock when he gets home
when you’re drunk
will dance with you a lot to make sure everyone gets the idea that you’re off the market
will not hold back your hair if you throw up
instead sends iwaizumi or one of your other friends to help you while he utters reassurances from a safe distance
will 100% have sex with you wherever if the alcohol has you feeling a certain kinda way
is the guy who says “that’s my girl” when you take another shot like a champ
tells you you’re the most beautiful woman in the entire world even if the night’s got you lookin a hot mess
you smack him after you sober up and see yourself in the mirror
“takes care of you”
this means putting you in the recovery position, leaving a trash can by your side of the bed, and frantically texting iwaizumi at 4am when you wake up and puke a lil
tries and fails to make toast for you that isn’t completely charred the next morning
when he’s drunk
first of all, he isn’t
actually is but adamantly denies it
wait until he’s a few more drinks in and mention it again
“you’re drunk, keiji.”
“lol yeah.”
has a moderate alcohol tolerance and knows his limit very well
can be either one of two ways: 1. chilled out and smiley or 2. chilled out but brutally honest without a filter
bokuto is very scared of 2., and anyone in their right mind should be
however, no matter which mood he’s in, he’s always very sweet with you
gets a little handsy but can control himself
will not dance or be loud, but will hang out and maintain his role as team mom even if he can barely see straight
his bokuto and (f/n) radars are still fully functioning, and he knows where y'all are at all times
is infuriatingly good at beer pong
most likely places to find him: a. sittin in the corner, chillin; b. in the kitchen, munchin; c. at the bar, making sure bokuto doesn’t order more drinks after he specifically told him not to; d. on the couch, takin a nap after passing the mom baton to you or tatsuki
when you’re drunk
will watch with amusement as you dance your heart out
will be nearby to steady you if you can’t walk straight so you don’t fall and hurt yourself
and if you do, he already put bandaids in your purse ahead of time
will hold your hair if you throw up and will rub your back while offering you kind, comforting words (though he often mixes in some warnings and words of advice)
king of complimenting you, but will also be honest and tell you if your makeup is smudged. also fixes wardrobe malfunctions
knows your limit and will make sure you don’t exceed it
tells you he’s going to get you another drink; brings back water
will accept any drunken love and affection from you but will not have sex with you until you’re sober because he doesn’t want to feel like he’s taking advantage of you
will snuggle you all night long if you want him to
there will be painkillers, water, and rice on your bedside table in the morning by the time you wake up
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