#WHY HE CANT BE MINE?????

[hotchbabygirl]

Devastated.

Get away from me.

Someone get this man out of my head.

#I AM DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD #WHY HE CANT BE MINE????? #I need a time traveling machine #reality hits me like ???? #this man will never be mine??? #😭😭😭😭 #aaron hotchner #thomas gibson #hotch #criminal minds

[horribluh]

hilarious mpreg zosan thought, sanji has a kid that has green hair but its not zoros kid. he has in fact never disclosed who the other father was (choose ur own adventure dead beat dad edition) and his siblings already have amazing technicolour hair so its not outside the realm of possibility for his biological children to also have weird hair colours. but when the kid pops out with green hair everyone immediately connects the dots that hey, doesnt the strawhats first mate that sanji famously doesn't get along with also have green hair? is this why sanji never said who the other father was? hes a fucking dead beat! get his ass!

this misconception integrates into everyones mind bc it makes too much sense to not be true and everyone is suddenly deadset on "protecting sanjis honour" and making zoro "take responsibility"

sanji is screaming crying throwing up disgusted bc no!!! the shitty mosshead is not the father!!! stop saying that!!!! but since he still wont say who the actual father is, everyone is just like its ok sanji, you dont have to defend a deadbeat even if he is your crewmate and sanji has no choice but to kill himself and also zoro for daring to have green hair

when the strawhats show up for sanjis baby shower they also unanimously come to the misunderstanding that sanji and zoro totally boned. franky goes as far as to call the kid mini marimo. brook makes a hundred innuendos, chopper is upset at the implication of them having unsafe sex, and robin alludes to "knowing all along" in a very ambiguous way. usopp is the only one who refuses to connect the dots and he is sanjis favourite strawhat fr. jinbei pats sanji on the back and says he hopes they work through their differences for the sake of their kid. sanji is dying, youre killing him, you're killing your cook

even more shenanigans ensue when zoro shows up 3 whole days late to the baby shower and is gaslit into thinking hes the father by everyone in attendance despite being Pretty Sure that he and sanji never fucked. zeff gives a pretty good shovel talk and nami gives an even better one (debt increment is involved) while zeff nods approvingly behind her and then luffy slingshots in all parents should be married right? and doesnt wait for an answer

anyway, like 2 hours later zosan find themselves standing at a makeshift altar on the thousand sunny, saying their vows. sanji insists to the very end that zoro is not the father so they dont need to get married but alas luffy isnt giving him a choice in this (he wants to eat wedding cake)

to sanjis eternal despair, the kid grows up to really like swords

additional zosan thought, sanji does not help things by shouting "this is all your fault!" the moment he sees zoro. zoro is futher gaslit

#mine #zosan #one piece #love putting them in the funniest scenarios possible #the kid also cant be convinced that zoro isnt their actual father #i think zoro does his whole wandering swordsman thing and sanji has to endure lovelorn husband jokes #angst alternative: zoro is in fact the father but does not remember their one night stand bc he was black out drunk #and sanji refuses to be the only one that remembers their ~night of passion~ and decides to keep the father a secret #luffy forces them to get married anyway #op #this got kinda long oops #dont ask me why the baby shower lasts over 3 days i just think the strawhats party hard and party rock and theyd definitely go all out here #zoro in this is very much embodying this might as well happen

[beaulesbian]

feel totally okay, totally normal about badlands rumble’s wolfwood thinking he couldn’t save vash, he only got the grip on his glasses, which he kept, had to say the bad news to millie and meryl, and when he got back to his room he gently put his hand on the only red thing in the room and then destroyed it in a wave of anger / sadness, then spent the rest of the night smoking by the window until amelia got to him, at which point he took vash’s glasses with him and put them on himself (boyfriendsm) (and thankfully he was able to return them, but oh man oh man he was definitely feeling so guilty and suffered on the inside alone. painnn)

- this is a comparison how that scene looked

askdjd why did the ppl who made it didnt want us to see properly the glasses on the table or the red fridge and wolfwood’s allowed minute of anger ;-;

#vashwood #trigun #vash the stampede #trigun badlands rumble #badlands rumble #nicholas d wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #vash #mine #gif:trigun #why was this scene so dark akdjs you cant almost see what hes going throught but its important for the plot and the feelings okay #the red fridge or whatever it is being in that room.. and he just goes to it like that thinking about vash and being so angry #at him for vash being vash and at himself bc he reached out but couldnt pull him out

[noecoded]

everybody knows ur right…everybody knows im wrong!!!!!!

#theyre in.the band. #this whole thing is like . its 2007 and ur going to the afterparty and the band is there or something lord #for a very niche audience of like 2 other ppl muabe #the asmo.one with the white jacket was part of like a longer cringe comic with/.my obey me oc. u know the one. i cant even say. #idk . i hated thee asmo fir one so i took it down and fixed it a little its still kind of busted but now the other things hidee it #idk why i didnt draw beels boxers like in the bottom one ik they shld be there and i didnt notice and got lazy so maybe hes just like comman #do or something idc #mine #asmodeus obey me #beelzebub obey me #ill be normal after valentines day after seeing.this show. but hollywood undead falling in reverse escape the fate papa roach is like insan #e lineup........

[eggcats]

Bowuigi fic where the entire reason Bowser spends all his time kidnapping Princess Peach to marry her is because the first time he kidnapped "Princess Peach" it was actually Luigi and they had an actual connection.

Like, the first time Bowser does his whole "kidnap the princess" scheme, he's intending it more as a show of force to take over another kingdom or negotiate terms of trade or something. (Not saying he's Right, but hey he was trying as a new monarch.)

So he shows up, and is like "Surrender to me the Princess, or I deploy my troops and destroy your toads!" Like an ultimatum or something.

So! In a panic, Luigi and Peach swap outfits and they go into disguise as each other. (This ultimatum gives them the time to pull this off.) Peach so she can escape and rally help to rescue Luigi, and Luigi because they don't know what Bowser intends and they don't want Peach to be in any legitimate danger. (They've literally never met Bowser before this, who knows what he's going to do!!!)

Except! Peach!Luigi and Bowser never get to determining terms of trade or anything, because they start talking and hit it off. Peach!Luigi meets Jr and Bowser sees how good "she" is with his youngest kid, and now suddenly Bowser IS thinking of marrying her and making her Jr's mama.

Bowser even says a cringe-corny pickup line to Peach!Luigi and while Kamek is facepalming in the background, "Peach" is blushing and laughing at it, enjoying their banter.

By the time Mario shows up to rescue "Peach" all "her" and Bowser have done so far is have dinner, say cringe flirts to each other, and play house with Jr. Literally nothing was accomplished except Bowser thinking he has a girlfriend now.

(Luigi might have forgotten that he probably shouldn't flirt with the dude kidnapping him, especially not dressed as someone else. Listen, he's under a lot of pressure and Bowser made him dinner and introduced him to his son, sue him.)

Luigi then assures Peach that Bowser wasn't doing anything mean or cruel to "her" and that he's actually pretty decent, all things considered (he did still kidnap her, after all.) So now they know that the next time Peach is captured (for real this time) they still, obviously, need to rescue her but it's not a critical life or death situation.

Except the next time Bowser shows up, he just tries to talk to Peach. But she won't even listen to him or give him the time of day! So! He kidnaps her, hoping that doing the same thing as last time will reignite their chemistry, but nothing he does works! She's not even that interested in talking to Jr this time around!!

Obviously Mario did something to make his Peach no longer like him! How dare he!

And so, the "kidnap the princess and marry her" schemes arise, because Bowser KNOWS somewhere in there Peach still likes him, he just has to remind her! If she spends enough time with him she'll come around!

More drama is that sometimes Bowser will kidnap Peach!Luigi again and they hit it off fine, so Bowser KNOWS his plans are working!! Peach does actually like him, he's just not trying hard enough.

Luigi doesn't even think HE'S the cause of all this Bowser drama because, like, of COURSE Bowser would want the princess? She's a princess? He doesn't realize that the ONLY reason Bowser wants the princess is because of him. (Luigi in no way thinks he's special enough to have caused all this. This could be in part because he doesn't know that "marry the princess" was never even Bowser's original scheme.)

Maybe one time during a kidnapping Bowser will lament to the real Peach about what changed since the first time he kidnapped her? They had such a connection! And Peach has to reveal to Luigi after the fact that, hey, I think I'm getting kidnapped because Bowser has a crush on you? What did you SAY to him???

Who knows what turn of events will eventually reveal the truth on who he actually connected with, or how he handles it.

#bowuigi #Bowser #Luigi #smb #super mario bros #idk if anyone has already made this as a fic but I've been thinking about it #bc like what if!! what if Bowser only started bc like he thought they were courting #and he cant stop now bc he doesn't know why 'peach' had such a 180 on him so now he has to kidnap her to ask her what he did wrong!! #long post #fic #my post #mine #princess peach

[fayzart136]

This muscial still has a deathgrip (hah) on me.

#elisabeth das muscial #elisabeth the muscial #elisabeth #der tod #german muscials #this is based on Die Schleier Fällt #but i added elisabeths iconic stars so take it as symbolic i suppose #also minor tag ramble incoming #(edit: it ended up long) #i debated drawing this with rudolf and Death instead #It really would have worked too. With the cliff right under rudolfs feet... #however 1) how the fuck am i meant to improve on the posing already in the choreagraphy. Its already so impactful #2) its a minor pet peeve of mine that you cant throw a rock in the tags without hitting (very awesome!!) fanart of rudolf/death #but like... the muscial is called elisabeth #idk #granted the dynamic between rudolf and death IS really cool and he is a tragic figure #and the arc is shorter and more shocking i think? #elisabeth is more complicated. She goes to death willingly at the end but not by her own actions #so yeah idk..... but thats why i like the Kiss as inspiration for her #her face is turned away from the kisser. Is the kiss wanted? is he pulling her from the edge or towards it? #smarter people than me could analyse this painting more thoroughly im sure #i just like exploring fucked up dynamics with visual references #also i really liked doing fabric this way. I really gotta remember this method of selecting shapes

[atlasshrugd]

this is your daily reminder that it is a CANON EVENT that josh hutcherson inadvertently inspired jennifer lawrence to pursue an acting career when they were kids long before they ever met. this is some everlark level of soulmatism wtf wtf

#I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS TRUE #IT LITERALLY PARALLELS EVERLARK #HOW PEETA THROUGH KATNISS THE BREAD DESPITE THEM NEVER TALKING BEFORE #HOW THAT ACT HELPED KATNISS AND HER FAMILY SURVIVE #AND NOW WHEN JOSH BECAME AN ACTOR HE INSPIRED JLAW TO BE ONE TOO #DESPITE THE FACT THAT THEY NEVER MET #AND THEN THEY MET TO PLAY SOUMATES IN THG #ITS JUST TOO UNREAL #why isn’t this more common knowledge?? #the hunger games #thg #everlark #joshifer #josh hutcherson #jennifer lawrence #mine

[harbingersecho]

grif's surgery but just a little more... obvious?

I actually rly rly ADORE frankengrif but I don't have an in-show reason why he'd have extensive long-term allogeneic skingrafts on his face 😔

#rvb #red vs blue #dexter grif #grif #*24 #mine #art #cw wounds #Look I love biology stuff like this so I like researching what would be at least semi-plausible even if it's just for a dumb halo show that #makes 0 sense where CPR cures a headshot but i cant help it!!! and like the 'lazy' reason for it would be sarge is just crazy like that but #its not a good reason imo. and like the things he lists needing replacement are mostly internal and body parts which makes sense #considering how grif got injured by sheila like I could 100% see that rupturing organs and crushing his hand and there being burns etc #but like nothing points to grif needing any surgery above the neck and i dont think anyone mentions his face being different? i could #make up injuries for him but nothing in the show actually supports that he'd need grafts for anything but his body.. #I'm SOO ready to be convinced otherwise btw like I said I want an obvious frankengrif to be true so bad !! #AGH would it be too insane of me to make like a surgery/injury overview thing for grif just so i can convince myself abt this idea... #i can bend to some fun stuff tho im not a total joykill u know! thats why i give his body the mismatched donor skin look despite allogeneic #grafts not being permanent w/ current tech. like it really doesn't matter if it's realistic or whatever but also Yes It Does. #and like during/after chorus would grey offer to 'fix' it? i imagine the feds could mesh a skin so they could use grif's own skin.. #or like during rats nest when they got reassigned?

[littlefridayhoney]

cinematic parallels in [going seventeen] the tag #2 & [going seventeen] surprise don’t lie #2: dk’s moments of self-reflection 

#i just adoooooooore him #was gonna gif this first but then my ps stopped working #anyway @ god why did you make DK best friend shaped if he cant be my best friend #like thats soooooo cruel #svt #seventeen #DK #going seventeen #mine mine mine #dokyeom #lee seokmin

[hakusins]

cw // tattoos, piercings

why are they so loud about liking blondes .... i haven't slept in months pLEASE (<- not a blonde enjoyer)

even the version thats not in DOL universe likes blondes too 😭😭😭

slight cameo of whitney the faithful that belongs to moosen/jdolh !! (no tag cause its just smol cameo 😭)

#WHY ARE YOU THREE MAKING THINGS SO DIFFICULT #STRANGLES ALL THREE ERI #PLEASE LET ME SLEEP #LET ME REST #I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN MONTHS !!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN LOUD IN MY HEAD #<- actually sounds like a crazy person #like these three would start crawling all over the walls in my head #whenever i read some random media #and it has a blond haired man/woman #ESPECIALLY LOUD if the blond haired man/woman have red eyes #im tired of this !!! #LET ME FUCKING SLEEP DAMMIT #STOP KEEPING MY UP WITH IDEAS I CANT KEEP UP!!!!!!!! #oh and also its such a surprise i draw whitney so much because if i met whitney irl #he's getting pepper sprayed idc #but these three like him #so i cant complain ERBFHJERBHFBERF #dol #dol related #degrees of lewdity #dol pc #eri the orphan #eri (oc) #ERI I DID NOT MAKE YOU A BLOND LOVER #WHAT HAPPENED THAT MADE YOU A BLOND LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #fan art #art #mine #my fan art #my art

[spinningspencer]

I see forever in your eyes, I feel okay when I see you smile

~Dandelions, Ruth B.

#he is SO cute pleaseeeee #Ive heard of a love that comes once in a lifetime #And I'm pretty sure that you are that love of mine #This song was made for him #i love his smile #his smile lights up my life fr #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds spencer reid #why cant he be real #spencer reid fluff #i love him your honor #spencer reid moodboard #spencer reid aesthetic #early seasons spencer reid #it's not a want it's a need #Spotify #spencer reid smile #dandelions #sam creates

[nochangeintheplan]

deciding that im literally never going to finish this in a way that satisfies me so here we are was a dumb study of a reference image from muscleplus (HIGHLY RECOMMEND BTW LMAO) but it got out of hand and i slowly hated it over time

#mine yoshitaka #dojima daigo #rgg #yakuza #like a dragon #why cant i draw them right im SCREAMING #also lmao i like to imagine every signal daigo is sending is bouncing off Mine's head #no its not just u mine hes actively inviting u out on dates #regularly #ur pretty much dating already

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

ok but speaking from experience as someone who's had first kisses w a crush. y'all KNOW ed was getting his plan in place thinking abt that kiss the whole time, playing over every tiny detail while he robbed a guy for a dinghy. motherfucker probably got all fluttery and giggly thinking abt the little noise stede made. probably couldn't stop smiling when he thought abt the way stede's jaw fit perfectly in his hand. probably sat down to take a minute when he remembered how stede's eyes took a moment to flutter back open. probably got DIZZY thinking abt stede's crooked smile and the way he'd whispered, "you make stede happy"

rolling up to the dock with his bag of stuff already planning how he's gonna kiss stede again, kiss him properly, as soon as they're safely away. maybe thinking he won't be able to wait, that he'll kiss him again as soon as he sees him because his heart literally feels like it's going to burst out of his chest he's so, so happy

#ofmd #our flag means death #our flag means gay #edward teach born on a beach #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd meta #meta #txt #mine #og #s1e09 #AND THEN STEDE ISN'T THERE AND ALL THAT GIDDY REPLAYING IN HIS HEAD #TURNS INTO OVERANALYZING AND PONDERING WHY STEDE HAD SAID ''I THINK SO'' ABOUT RUNNING AWAY #HNNNNNNGGGG #god tho ive never been in love tho i cant IMAGINE what that excitement mustve felt like for ed #fist kisses are SO exciting. honestly better than first time having sex #honestly now that stede's not busy being consumed w guilt he's probably rowing out to sea doing the same thing now #being like. oh my god i LOVE ed. im IN LOVE. and he KISSED ME!!!!! #haha. ha. im in hell

[swordmaid]

it’ll pass.

#shrios #shepard x thane #female shepard #thane krios #mass effect #oc: claire. #mine. #yes this is in reference to fleabag confession 😔😔 #second panel is supposed to be her pulling her hand away idk if it's clear #anyway i cant believe we didnt even get to hold his hand when he was dying wtf like #a) big part of the shrios romance is the hand holding we get that when we lock in and in their romance scene pre suicide mission #b) why dont i have a unique scene when im in his romance like shep's boyfriend is literally dying she deserves to AT THE VERY LEAST. #hold his hand. like come on. and no one even comments on the fact that he died??? like why is shep even saving #u guys ur all so disrespectful should just let the reapers take ur asses idc 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[the-stove-is-divorced]

Remembering I can draw fanart for my own fics, SO BEHOLD! The most mentally sound halves of a fusion imaginable! Technically a redraw of art I did way earlier for the same fic! Flexing my art muscles and thinking about these two is good for the soul. Love them. Bastards to write though. I can't wait to write them fused back together, but we're not here yet and it's AGONY.

#fanart for me #because it's mine haha #steven universe #my fics #steven universe future #steven universe fanart #pink steven #unfortunately steven 2.0 does not have pretty pink rose curls (just yet maybe ???) #we will see if that happens sooner or later #sometimes when you cant write cause u brain is mush you draw instead and that's just the honest truth of this world #i literally forget i can draw art for my own fics #I do not know why #steven universe au #i mean yeah technically steven unfuses in future au #as someone described it “steven if he was 2% more fucked up” #also ty for the bookmark that says “Plz this story has me feeling things I didn't know I could feel” devolve where ever u are #AND I WILL DESIGN STEVEN BACK TOGETHER CAUSE HE'S GONNA LOOK A LIL DIFF HEHE #lovingly been calling him steven 3.0 lol

[precioussteveharrington]

giving everyone who has steve call robin "bird" or "birdy/birdie" in their fics a huge kissy on the cheek. thats so fucking cute and SUCHHH bestie behavior.

#it doesnt happen as much as it should and i get SO happy when i see it because if i were friends with her i would ALSO call her that #also does he ever do it on the show i cant remember #its def a hc of mine too and i get so excited to see it #platonic stobin #stobin #idk why theres two tags of the same thing because who tf is actually shipping them