Phil: SEGWAY! Speaking of Rocket League, me and Etoiles will be playing Rocket League probably sometime this week near the end of the week, I'm assuming.
Phil: [...] My god. He took a month off and now he's right back in it in the deep-end. Jesus Christ. So yeah, we'll play Rocket League at some point.
THE MINECRAFT AU MEGA REFSHEET IS DONE AFTER 1+ YEAR!!
Me n Riley have been working on this for so long now and I'm so happy to see it finally done...
(Click for full res bc Tumblr might compress the hell out of it)
Anyone who is making up beef between Charles and Carlos needs to know that Charles is currently doing his post race interview with Sky and literally beaming with adrenaline and happiness over having a chance to race Carlos, and refused to put down Carlos’s hard defensive racing, even when baited by Sky
“I’m going to have a beer with Carlos and have a laugh about it”
Well, okay. He could technically maybe, perhaps come off as slightly rude sometimes. But it honestly was not his fault.
He was just emotionally inept.
Sadly, knowing you're emotionally stunted did not fix said ineptness either. Which left Legend where he was right now, staring down the worst man he's ever had the displeasure of meeting in his entire goddesses damned life.
Warriors.
Warriors and his stupid, really punchable face. The face of a man that was currently grinning while he not so very subtly put a snail inside of Legends bedroll, presuming said Legend couldn't see him.
This assumption was stupid, incredibly stupid. So stupid in fact that Legend couldn't help but openly gape at the man while he shuffled away from the scene of the crime, assuming himself to be the ever so smooth and unseen criminal as he viewed himself as right now.
Smug blond bastard.
Technically all of the Links here were some sort of variation of blond, with the exception of maybe Hyrule with his brunette hair and Legend with his original hair colour being a nice, lovely, decidedly NOT blond, shade of pink.
Well, before he bleached mostly all of it to prevent standing out like a cherry blossom among oaks, as said by his late uncle.
But this was not the point right now. The point right now was that Warriors was by far the most blondest, smuggest, punch worthy person in his life right now.
And he was going to do something about that.
Now, as a point stated previously above, Legend was quite emotionally stunted, curse of the heroes spirit or something or other. So, of course, one would naturally expect that in an effort to learn the skills of healthy communication between him and his brothers in arms he would calmly get up and talk to Warriors about how it's completely unethical to put snails in someone's bedroll.
Legend only did the first part though.
He slowly got up, bones cracking in the satisfying way they usually did and wandered over to where Warriors was standing, shoulders shaking ever so slightly in barely concealed giggles.
He was clearly very proud of himself.
“Warriors.” Legend said calmly, tapping his power bracelets together to activate them just in time before Warriors turned around to face him, expression smoothed out and casually cheerful instead of smug and cheeky and dumb-
“Legend! Brother! Comrad! Fellow hero under the triforce of courage! How are you? Did you need something?” Warriors said brightly, confidently, like nothing was wrong.
Legend took a deep breath, reached out to put his hands on the taller man's shoulders and smiled warmly back. “Yes actually, could you perhaps not scream?”
“Why would I scream?”
Legend proceeded to swiftly grab warriors, lift the man up above his head and throw him into the forest.
Warriors screamed.
Legend had a feeling that the W in Warriors maybe did indeed stand for Wuss that day.
If you want to read more silly stories of mine pay me a visit on my AO3 account; LemonLokkich. Thanks for reading!
OH FUCKING KAY EPISODE 6 & 8 OF HAZBIN ARE OUT BELOW ARE MY THOUGHTS
EPISODE SEVEN
Rosie is amazing we love Rosie
I live how Charlie and Vaggies conflict was handled it felt real and visceral.
Songs were great like usual
VAGGIE HAS WINGS
Alastor is officially confirmed ace (even if he doesn't know it yet ;)
CHARLIE OUR RESIDENT GIRLBOSS GO!!!
I'm so happy we got focus on the WLW relationship. It was so well handled in the last two episodes (not all that great in the first six but I can forgive it)
EPISODE EIGHT
FUCK YES ADAM IS DEAD!
Also sir Pentious is an angel??? I mean I'm happy for him but I certainly wasn't expecting it.
OUR GIRL LILLITH GOT HER FIRST BIT OF SCREENTIME YAAAAA
My theory grows stronger. I believe now more than ever that Lillith and Alastor are connected.
Vaggie supremacy.
Lucifer is a girl dad and is amazing. We love Lucifer in this household.
VOX AND VALENTINO MAKE OUT? I MEAN GO GAYS but I was expecting like minor implications not full on tongues out face fucking, but like U do U my terrible gay dudes.
Alastor swears again. Also thank fuck he's still evil. I'm satisfied. (Also they made him so cunty wtf)