#Totally serious

[meloriri]

Canon shumako interaction

(hot yaoi base)

#persona 5 #p5r #p5r joker #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #makoto nijima #shumako #hot yaoi base #fanart #Totally serious #this is my hardwork

[icarustypicalfall]

pepole make collections of cute stuff

i collecte erasers :D

many of them but couldn't find the others

been finding them for four years now 😭💀

you can tell i love writing 💀

#collection #yes #totally serious #pooie let me explain #*pookie #i am not rewriting that #typos are so annoying #whta is pooie lmao 💀 #sounds like a toothless grandma trying to say “puis” #my essay is waiting so i shall go back to it #though I'll probably fail 🤡

[saltyell]

Schlatt comforting muscle man…

#schlatt #schlatt fanart #jschaltt #jschlatt fanart #muscle man #regular show #digital art #sketch #art #artists on tumblr #totally serious

[rebcrps1]

DNI if your name is Nicholas and your Tumblr username is vodka ss soldat

#im serious #totally serious #Nikolai fuck off #hate that guy #hes so gay

[isettreesonfire]

@staff @staff @staff @staff @staff

💥🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🔥I AM LOOKING FOR A SUGARBABY AND I WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A QUEEN 🔥🔥🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈☃️☃️☃️

(pls i wiww pay you 1500 a week 🥺🥺🥺🥺 i wiwwy want a cwingy QUEEEEEN 😩😩😩😩😩😩 owo)

#staff #tumblr #owo #pls marry me #i am fucking desperate #totally serious #🥺 #pweeeease #furry #undertale #toh #welcome to the night vale #weezer #miraculous ladybug #elon musk #kit connor #dream #christmas #genishin impact #comics #transgender #young royals #young justice #marvel #danny phantom #she ra #ducktales #mental health #climate change #deltarune

[sneezelover76]

I've decided that I hate sneezing. I hate the way it sounds, the way people faces change when they need to sneeze, the hitches, the gasps, and everything else about it.

I also hate snot. Oh my gosh I hate it. It's one of the GROSSEST thing about sneezing.

In fact, sneezing should be banned. If you sneeze you should get ay least 20 years in jail.

Sneezing is just a terrible thing.

#not snz #hate sneezing #thoughts #totally serious #never sneezing again #totally not joking because of a certain day #please dont be fooled #April Fools! #if something like this was posted any other day just assume that my account has been taken over by an imposter #I might remove this post after April Fools is over lol!

[marlsbys-dragons]

If I was president, I’d give Cuba their choice of statehood or a lot of cash if they just colonized Florida.

#politics #totally serious #i'm not kidding you guys #yes this is obliquely about the david thing #its so dumb #political meme #idk if this even counts

[glowing-disciple]

Random useless fact about myself: there was a time when I was going to seriously attempt to read every Star Trek book published by Pocket.

#random facts #star trek #totally serious #i wanted to do this for so long

[rxbiteme]

Alright. Remember when we were kids and could just ask people to be friends because you had the same interests?

Guess what?

I like drawing, anime, monsters, writing , Greek gods and games. Do you like that stuff too?

Queer support? Queer yourself? Awesome!

Wanna be friends?

#friends #friendship #minors stay away #minors dni #adult friendships #adult friends #reaching out #I'm serious here #totally serious #let's be friends

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Would you get a ride home from Toonces The Driving Cat?

I would not ride a cat that gave rides, but I would accept such a cat as a kind of pet

#totally serious #itmightbemikey

[dots23]

spongebob birthday

it's not actually spongebob's birthday today it's the day he was conceived he was actually born july 17 i'm telling the truth

#serious #totally serious #dead serious

[flaskoflethe]

The worst part of recovering from an orchiectomy is, by far, the fact that my scrotum feels like a squishy toy. Like, at least as good of a texture for squishing as a breast implant. It should be illegal to have something that nice to squeeze attached to your body but be unable to use it.

#Totally serious #It's nuts (pun intended) how similar it is to a squeezy toy

[drvgonflyxx]

I have no basis for this but the Master has a premature ejaculation problem.

#doctorwho #mythoughts #totally serious #just kidding #the Doctor #the Master

[flapjack128]

Did you know?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

#inspiration #inspiring quotes #insects #bees #totally serious #this post isn't a joke I swear #bee movie what's that?

[sapphicbitchpond]

I love it when I can just post my deranged thoughts online and people can't figure out my other socials because I choose a different, unique name for every social media

Wow that was a long and nealy incomprehensible sentence

Wait, how do tags work?

#honestly #i am deranged #totally serious #wall of text #new to tumblr

[cadaverkeys]

You really can always tell if someone has read Homestuck. And no it's not just in the way they draw or the music they listen to or the references they make. Homestucks are genealogically, neurologically, aesthetically, and dialectically distinct from all other people. Homestuck is basically like a type of extremely powerful spore or perhaps radiation that makes someone different in diverse yet identifiable ways when given long term exposure. Basically.

#rambles #homestuck / #hs / #unreality #THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE BUT ALSO ITS A LITTLE TRUE. #there is a pre-homestuck and post-homestuck state of being... #youre lucky if you get through the whole comic with your original nane and pronouns 😭 #you might come out the other side a totally different bitch im serious