Keeping up with the Olympians
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Episode 7:
Preview: Olympus and the Underworld are a living hell! Zeus and Hera are back to the fighting scene after the "bitch" incident. Poseidon and Amphitrite are in tge same fate as Zeus and Hera, but a little better. Hades decides to take Persephone on a vacation in the unknown lands of the Underworld. Ares and Aphrodite celebrate their union again once and for all, while Apollo falls in love with Hyacinthus. Many more to follow on this unholy episode!
Scene 1: (Zeus and Hera back on Olympus)
Hera: I can't believe you!
Zeus: You act like you don't know me.
Hera: What do you expect me to do?
Zeus: Get over it!
Hera: Really?
Zeus: Why so aggressive?
Hera: You think that's aggressive? I'll show you aggressive!
Zeus: Hera! No! Not the condoms! I need them!
Hera: For what exactly?
Zeus: Oops!
Hera: I'll kill you with my own hands!
Zeus: Catch the thunder bitch!
Zeus' confessional:
Thanks to my thunderbolts I run away this time! But I don't know for how long I can hide from her! Until she finds me, let's seduce this little mortal girl!
Hera's confessional:
He may have run away, but he doesn't know that I have installed a mini tracker on his wedding ring! Hephaestus darling, you are my favorite son! For today at least!
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Scene 2: (Poseidon and Amphitrite)
Poseidon: Babe, let's talk it out!
Amphitrite: Did the wall just talk?
Poseidon: Don't act like that!
Amphitrite: Yeah, definitely the wall is talking.
Poseidon: I'll say whatever I have to say and if you want listen to me! I love you more than everything in this world! You are my queen, my equal, my eternal consort, my other half. Without you a day passes awfully slow, painfully alone! My heart calms around you, my soul is screaming your name! If I didn't love you, I wouldn't have chased you so far away from Greece to get you to notice me when you refused my proposal in the very beginning! Please my queen, forgive me!
Amphitrite ready to cry: You mean it Poseidon? You really love me that much?
Poseidon: If I didn't love you, I wouldn't be here now!
Amphitrite: Ok then, I forgive you, but this is the last chance I give you!
Poseidon: I'm forever grateful honey!
Amphitrite's confessional:
I am really moved by Poseidon's words! I can't believe he loves me that much!
Poseidon's confessional:
Thanks goodness Eros wrote down those sweet words I told her! I owe you one nephew!
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Scene 3: (Ares, Aphrodite, Hermes and Dionysus)
Ares: I can't believe I got him out of my plate!
Aphrodite: It was about time!
Ares: So, how are we gonna celebrate our reconciliation?
Aphrodite: Let's burn all Apollo's photos!
Ares: Let's paint the curtains red!
Aphrodite: You mean the town red?
Ares: No! The curtains! He hates red curtains!
Aphrodite: That's diabolical!
Ares: Babe, I'm fucking war!
Aphrodite: I love your fierceness baby!
Hermes on the phone behind the door: Apollo, Ares will paint your curtains red-
Ares: Wait! Did you hear that?
Aphrodite moves to open the door and Hermes falls on the floor forward along with Dionysus.
Ares: You stupid ass bitches! What are you doing in my palace?
Hermes: Apollo hung up, they discovered us!
Dionysus:It's not what it looks like!
Aphrodite: Apollo told you to come and spy on us! Traitors! Hermes, I thought we were friends!
Hermes: No no! Apollo has no idea about it! I swear on Styx!
Dionysus: Wow! You suck at telling the truth!
Hermes: I am a professional liar! What did you expect?
Ares: So, if Apollo doesn't know about this, then why are you here?
Dionysus: We care about him, and we wanted to see if this was for real!
Ares: Wow! You are unbelievable!
Hermes: I know I am!
Aphrodite: He wasn't complimenting you!
Hermes: Nevermind.
Ares: Get lost from my palace both of you!
Dionysus: Or else?
Ares: Deimos! Phobos! Hermes said you are lame!
Hermes: What?
Dionysus: Ain't no fucking way!
Hermes: Run for your life!
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Scene 4: (Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus)
Apollo's confessional:
I don't care about Ares anymore! Hyacinthus is a real sunshine, a real loyal lover!
Hermes: Apollo! Help!
Apollo: What's wrong? And what were you saying on the phone earlier?
Dionysus: That's not important right now! Deimos and Phobos are on their way here!
Apollo: Oh no! What did you do?
Hermes: We were spying on Ares and he unleashed those two little brats to chase us away from his palace!
Apollo: You idiots! Deimos and Phobos went on vacation with their girlfriends a week ago!
Dionysus: Damn! He is right!
Hermes: We are safe!
Apollo: Ok, what's the matter now?
Hermes: Ares wants to paint your curtains red and burn your photos!
Apollo: Who cares about him? Hyacinthus has my heart now!
Dionysus: Did you overcome it so quickly?
Apollo: Love is the solution to everything!
Hermes: Ok then! So what now?
Apollo: I'll enjoy my life with him!
Dionysus: You know him only for one week!
Apollo: I knew Ares for centuries and this id how it turned out!
Hermes: He has a point there.
Apollo: I'll focus on myself more, I'll think positively amd I'll devote myself on everything that makes me feel happy!
Dionysus: I'm happy for you bro!
Hermes: We will always be there for you!
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Scene 5: (Persephone and Hades)
Persephone's confessional:
Hades told me we will have splendid vacation after our fight. He said he will show me places I have never seen in my life again. I can't wait!
Hades: Babe! Are you ready?
Persephone: Yep!
Hades: Wait, why 3 suitcases?
Persephone: I didn't know where we are going, so I took summer and winter clothes! Shouldn't have I?
Hades: Actually, never mind! Let's go.
Persephone: I don't like that tone Hades. Is something wrong?
Hades: You shouldn't have packed anything.
Persephone: You are right! All we need is one another!
Hades: That's the spirit babe! Now let's go to Tartarus.
Persephone: Tartarus? What are we gonna do there?
Hades: We will go to Tartarus to see the titans.
Persephone: Excuse me?
Hades: After all these years we are together, I find it strange that you haven't shown interest in meeting our ancestors.
Persephone: Are you serious? Cronos swallowed you when you were a baby! Why would I meet him personally?
Hades: There is no interest to your grandfather?
Persephone: He is a scumbag!
Hades: Persephone! Show some respect to my family!
Persephone: Excuse you, but you weren't respectful to my mother when you abducted me!
Hades: That's besides the point!
Persephone: Really? Is that so?
Hades: What else did you expect?
Persephone: I'm outta here!
Hades: You can't go to your mother!
Persephone: Watch me Hades!
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Scene 6: (Demeter, Hestia, Hera and Persephone)
Hera's confessional:
After everything that happened with Zeus, I really need my sisters by my side.
Hera: He called me bitch!
Demeter: Who calls someone like that in a sexy way!
Hera: Exactly.
Hestia: That's disgraceful!
Persephone barges into the room crying
Persephone: Mommy!
Demeter: Baby!
Hug scene
Demeter: Why are you crying? Did your shitty man do something stupid?
Persephone: Yeah, he wanted to take me to meet Cronos!
Hera:.....
Hestia:.....
Demeter:......
Persephone: Hey! Tell me something! Why so silent?
Hestia: Well, that's not something weird to me.
Hera: I agree.
Demeter: That's why you are sad?
Persephone: Excuse me, what's wrong with everyone today?
Demeter: He may be a shitty man, but still it is no harm to watch him even from far away. He is our dad afterall.
Persephone: Are you listening to yourself?
Hera: Well, little Persephone, know that all of us have visited our dad over the centuries.
Hestia: He is our dad and thus your grandad. I don't see why not.
Persephone: I'm outta here!
Persephone departs
Hera: Anyways! Where were we?
Hestia: At the bitch topic. But what is to die for was Demeter with Poseidon and Amphitrite fighting!
Hera: Ohhh! What did I lose?
Demeter: I'd rather not talk about it.
Persephone barges again into the room.
Persephone: What happened with Poseidon?
Demeter: Oh dear lord!
Hera: Spit it out sis!
Demeter: We slept together. Amphitrite found out and came here looking for the ankle monitor detector. But Poseidon was also there and we ended up fighting with Hestia swinging your white sheet as a peace flag.
Hera: My white sheet?
Hestia: Did you prefer I took one of Zeus' white underwear instead?
Persephone: What? No! She'll catch gonorrhea!
Hera: What?
Demeter: Darling! That wasn't very nice!
Hera: Run for your miserable life Persephone!
Persephone starts running with Hera following right behind.
Hestia: This week is quite tiring!
Demeter: You tell me!
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Scene 7: (Athena, Artemis, Ares)
Athena: Don't tell a single soul, but I stole Ares' shield!
Artemis: Wait! How did you lift it? I thought he was the only one who could lift his shield!
Athena: Nothing escapes my mind!
Artemis: That's why I love you!
Athena: I love you too sis! Now let's take it to Hephaestus!
Artemis: Wait! Why?
Athena: Hephaestus wants to apologize to Ares and we need to help him.
Artemis: I never thought you would help out Ares make up with his brother.
Athena: I'm doing this for Hephaestus, not this hotheaded bitch!
Ares barges in
Ares: You lil bitch! You stole my shield!
Athena: What? Who? Me?
Ares: Yes! You! You are holding it right now!
Athena: Oh! That's a replica one! I told Hephaestus to make tge same one for me!
Ares: You think I am stupid?
Athena: Yes, but that's a conversation for another time.
Ares: Give it back now!
Athena: But it's not yours!
Ares: But it is!
Athena: But it's not!
Ares: But it's not!
Athena: But it is!
Artemis:.....
Athena: Shit!
Ares: You said it yourself, now give it back you pussy bitch!
Athena: Over my dead body!
Ares: You wanna fight? I'll give you a fight!
Athena: Come on! You'll lose again as always!
Ares: I don't think so this time!
Ares departs.
Artemis: What was that now?
Athena: I don't know!
Artemis: You better sleep with an eye open.
Athena: Pfft! Bitch please! What is he gonna do?
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Scene 8: ( Hephaestus and Hermes)
Hephaestus: I can't believe that!
Hermes: Isn't that amazing?
Hephaestus: Definitely!
Hermes: Why do you wanna apologize to Ares?
Hephaestus: Because I know I was on the wrong. He had a relationship with Aphrodite way before. They had children together!
Hermes: Is that all? Then why did you break them apart?
Hephaestus: Because I thought that Aphrodite would ameliorate my status on this unholy mountain, but apparently that was wrong!
Hermes: I'm glad you acknowledge your mistake!
Hephaestus: I am a shitty brother!
Hermes: I think that Ares is gonna appreciate it.
Hephaestus: You think so?
Hermes: Both of you are very misunderstood bro. He is in tge same place as you.
Hephaestus: I hope it ends well this time!
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THAT'S EPISODE 7!
I made it!
I hope you liked that episode, I had fun writting it!
Till episode 8!
3 more episodes and then Keeping up with the Olympians will finally end!
Stay tuned! 💜✌️😀
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1st as a Reward, kirumi policegirl will now proceed to CRUSH plain’s face under her mighty ass!
Then Rank every single character of rain code! The detectives, shinigami, the amaterasu members, and even the mysterious masked and the pretty kurumi! All 20! Will be fun to compare before game and after you played it!
"Yes!!! That's great!!!~ Let her at me and...hm? A ranking? Sure! A ranking is bound to be fu-gaaaah!!!"
(Plain could quite finish their sentence as the fact of a very thicc and very irate Kirumi, with her massive booty, proved to be a very efficient stopping force for them at the moment).
20) Number One - He be old and evil looking and reeks of bad guy syndrome. Def the least interesting of the bunch.
19) Kurumi Wendy - Not out of actual dislike, but I just kind of find her a bit plain so far? Maybe that'll change later.
18) Zilch Alexander - This might be petty...but it's the ears for me. I can't rank him higher than that with those ears, and the glasses don't help! Also doesn't help that I find his power kinda weakish compared to the others.
17) Zange Eraser - Better old man who I think won't be as evil!!! Though aside from that his design and ability isn't as interesting as I feel
16) Dominic Fultank - Big hulking brute archetype, thought not much else it seems? I love his cybernetics, but compared to the other Ameterasu Corp, definitely feels the weakest?
15) Masked Man - Look at this cute little dork!~ Trying to be mysterious, he just seems like the type you can't help but tease. Yet his appearance so late in the previews makes it so I can't rank him any higher.
14) Desuhiko Thunderbolt - l love his ability, but don't quite like his personality much? I mean, it isn't bad, but its just not what I super enjoy?
13) Seth Burroughs - Look at me and tell me he's not the type that got the job without reading fully the terms of services associated with it? The of misfortune is strong with this one.
12) Swank - He's only this far because I love his jacket. Just look at it. Look at how shiny it is!!!
11) Guillaume - Crazy neon haired waifu!~ In seriousness, I love her spunky, chaotic design and can't wait to see how she messes and meshes with the detectives during the story.
10 & 9) Yomi Hellsmile and Martina Electro- You love to see bad guys loving each other and God do they have a presence! I can't wait to see just how well they work together in-game. But I also can't rank them higher than the eight above.
8. Pucci -Look at her she's adorable and I'm a kind of a sucker for cute types with a temper for other people being a bother to them. Well, that and her little shipping moment with Yuma.
7. Aphex Logan - Gotta love the somewhat unhinged violent good guys! Not crazy about the face mask, but really the guy himself and his design makes up for it in spades.
6. Fubuki Clockford - From angry boy to ditzy time master, I'm a sucker for characters who have the strongest of abilities but are a bit not all there to use it quiiite right. It's just a fun dynamic.
5. Melami Goldmine - Big sister types + seemingly pretty chill and fashionable ranks one highly with the Plain one.
4. Shinigami - She's beauty, she's grace, she's a death goddess who'll shove mystery in your face! She's Shinigami and I just love her as a partner already even before the game has come out. I'm eager to see how her story wraps around with Yuma.
3. Vivia Twilight - "I wanna die..." I"ll drink to that, my good man! II'll drink to that ;_;.
2. Halara Nightmare - Get on that grind Halara!! I don't know why, but I just can't help but be sucked in them both by Halara's beauty...and them wanting to be paid above all else. I don't blame them, time's are tough!
Yakuo Furio - This placement totally wasn't because of his character preview video just released. Totally. No way. Absolutely not, I surely didn't fall in love with his voice and mature attitude, whatever gave you that idea?
With that all 20 is complete! Here's hoping MDA delivers with this interesting crew!
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Apple launches new iPad Pro 11″ / 12.9″ with full details
According to rumors, Apple just unveiled brand-new iPad Pro models with screen sizes of 12.9 inches and 11 inches that are equipped with the brand-new M2 chip. When compared to the previous iPad Pro model, the new chip promises CPU performance that is 15% and GPU performance that is up to 35%. Additionally, the new iPad Pro is the first to support Wi-Fi 6E connectivity and offers a brand-new hovering experience for the Apple Pencil.
The 12.9-inch model is the first to feature a mini-LED Liquid Retina XDR display, just like the older models, and the 11-inch model has a Liquid Retina display that is backlit by LEDs.
With iPadOS 16, the second-generation Apple Pencil can now be detected up to 12 millimeters above the display, allowing users to see a preview of their mark before they actually make it. Apple claimed that this also makes it easier for users to sketch and illustrate with even greater precision and makes everything they do with the Apple Pencil even simpler.
The iPads also come in a 5G version, support USB 4 via the USB-C port, have a 12MP Ultra Wide TrueDepth front camera that makes Center Stage possible, and run iPadOS 16 with the new Stage Manager, desktop-class apps, and other features.
According to Apple, the 12.9-inch iPad Pro's Liquid Retina XDR display is able to match the color requirements of workflows such as review and approval, color grading, and compositing thanks to the Reference Mode.
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- iPad Pro 11″ 128GB WiFi – Rs. 81,900
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The new iPad Pro models can be ordered today, October 18, from apple.com and authorized Indian resellers. They will be available starting on October 26. They are available in Space Gray and Silver.
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