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arthurtaylorlester · 10 months

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you may have seen my previous theory on wtf is going on with john doe malevolent, but i have more proof this time to show for my hypothesis!

in episode one, we first hear someone turning on a radio, presumably in a car, listening to “You call it madness (but I call it love)” by Russ Columbo (not the 1946 version by nat king cole trio we all put in playlists lol), then arthur gain consciousness

afterwards, they are in bookstore when a radio starts playing the song again, the entity doesn’t see the radio, but he does recognise the song

both arthur and the entity recognise this is odd, since atp the entity had only been in arthur’s body for 20 odd minutes

but, if you’re caught up, you’ll recognise that this is moment directly parallels a scene in part 33

this, however is not the only time something like this happens. in part 5, john uses a turn of phrase

this moment is soon after arthur’s month-long coma, so unless lily had been reading robert frost to arthur (which john would’ve most certainly mentioned when arthur brought it up), he shouldnt have any way of knowing this sentence.

the first time we hear the poem in full is in part 26

but even still, in the context of the moment, why does john know this poem? he’s had no moment since he came back to learn anything of the sort, even ignoring the time it’d take to memorise something like this.

before this, there are only two instances of 'miles to go before i sleep' appearing, once at the end of part 17 and just before arthur leaps of the edge in part 23

so now, my answer to all these questions is a bit weird.

in part 1, the entity says as follows regarding time in other worlds and the dark world as being timeless

which initially led me to reach the idea that john's forgetfulness in part 33 has to do with the time he spent away from arthur in s3, which he claims he does not remember.

i think he was actually sent back to the dark world and spent an indefinite time there, since there is none, causing him to forget finer details. but that raises leaves many questions unanswered, like why did the entity know the song before ever being with arthur?

i think it's time fuckery. the entity we see in part one could be some sort of future!john, at some point he could be sent back to the dark world indefinitely once more, than brought back via the book at a different moment in time that from which he left, the past.

this theory makes a lot of leaps, but it also gives reason to why john already knows call it madness and miles to go, i believe he might use both of these as some sort of anchor to not go mad himself in the dark world, thought he does end up losing parts of himself and of arthur. still, he isnt completely gone, which is why he's eventually capable of becoming john again

it also kind of explains the first sentence the entity ever says in the show

of course, on your first listen you assume he means what happened to arthur a few moments prior, but with the context of a timeloop, he could be referring to the whole shows events, even what we havent seen

later, when john says he doesn't remember who he is either, and arthur says

i understand that the entity knowing what he is might help them both, but it's still a weird thing to say. arthur has just woken up with a corpse and voice in his head, and acts like it's not his first time doing this? i'm not saying he'd remember, but it would make more sense if he was partially amnesiac to the future/past loops like the entity/john

also, i think it's important to distinguish the entity and john, the former being an amnesiac john who has only the potential to become john, but could just as easily become yellow.

last point is, obviously, also a massive stretch.

in part 9, after their first consequential argument (as in it nearly gets them imprisoned), arthur tells this fable to john

which yeah, could be foreshadowing john being the king in yellow in the s1 finale, but. it wouldn't make much sense since john doesn't permanently get him and arthur killed?

i think it goes like this, if it lines up with my theory.

john starts forgetting about the dark world, starts getting dicier and riskier with his and arthur's choices, whether it be about his deal with kayne or other future lies, but he pushes and he keeps pushing until both he and arthur meet their end. at some point, he gets himself sent back to the dark world and arthur killed/otherwise indefinitely unavailable, and as he does, he says "it is in my nature", so the last thing he tell arthur isnt sorry, but an excuse. perhaps they end on bad terms, after all he's promised to not let him drown.

he is left there to rot in his misery with only faint memories of his new self (significant moments, like him telling arthur the poem) and after he starts forgetting, a long time for a place with no time, he is pulled into the book in the past, eventually reaching arthur again. he might recognise arthur's voice, but he might not remember enough at this point, having turned back into the entity, no longer being john.

but hey. this is based on my relisten of s1 and little else. i love stretching the canon to make it make sense lmao

edit 05/12/23 — further proof i only now noticed in episode 30 “The Tenant”

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br1ghtestlight · 6 months

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ranking all bob's burgers holiday episodes except in different categories to be fair to the holidays i don't care about <3

VALENTINES DAY

v for valentine-detta (AMAZING episode so funny and the introduction of nat who is iconic!!! also adorable subplot w/ bob and gene. not even really about romance)

can't buy me math (SOOO FUNNY tina and darryl have the best dynamic their fake dating was so stupid. don't even remember what bob and linda did in this episode tbh but im sure it was cute)

bob actually (super cute episode!!! jimmy jr and tina are so nerdy/adorable and i love rudy and louise's kiss. bob and linda were cute too <3 don't really care abt gene's subplot with the cafeteria lady but its not bad or anything and i prefer it to him having an actual romance subplot)

my fuzzy valentine (i actually forgot this episode existed bcuz i don't rewatch early seasons very often but its cute!!!! it has the kids wearing raincoats and jumping in puddles so it automatically gets an A+ from me)

the gene and courtney show (I FORGOT THIS WAS A VALENTINES DAY EPISODE LMAO its actually very sweet and genuine?? i think gene and courtney work better as friends but their relationship was very cute and gene's song for courtney was an actual 10/10. your hearts not broken its only growing 😭😭💕)

romancing the beef (this episode is okay!!! fun to rewatch and i love gene and louise's hijinks when serving the customers and their slow dance song Also the origin of the iconic arm hair line from linda and teddy. this is also the lastest appearance of hugo when will he return home from the war <\3)

ferry on my wayward bob and linda (a late addition because for some reason this episode isnt listed as a valentines day episode on the wiki??? idk i enjoyed bob and linda they were cute :) and i loved jen's stupid boyfriend and his stupid voice that subplot was. soo)

bed, bob and beyond (this episode being last makes it seem like i don't like it very much BUT ACTUALLY I THINK ITS A SUPER INTERESTING EPISODE I DONT REALLY GET THE HATE bob and linda having an actual argument is something we rarely see and it was interesting to see how the kids responded to it and also everything with the broken bed makes me laugh for some reason. we love dirty laundry and broken beds in this household)

HALLOWEEN EPISODES

the apple gore-chard but not scary (no real reason this episode is my favorite i just dont care abt most of the halloween episodes and this episode is VERY silly and fun. loved bob and louise going on a field trip together and gene/tina/louise's absolutely ridiculous costume like What is their problem)

the pumpkinening (a gayle episode where she's actually pretty okay and not the antagonist wow?? also i love having a peak into her and linda's high school years and their pumpkin smashing. very fun episode honestly my favorite to rewatch ALSO GAYLE AND LINDA SAY I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER AND GAYLE SAYS OF COURSE SHE CARES ABOUT LINDA AND WANTS HER TO BE HAPPY THEYRE SISTERS <33)

tina and the real ghost (FULLY unhinged episode but very funny i love louise lying about the ghost and tina's extremely fake ghost boyfriend. bob immediately knowing that louise was lying bcuz she is her Fathers Daughter. also jimmy jr and zeke were great in this episode love their philosophical debate about life after death)

the hauntening (GREAT episode i love the family working together to scare louise!!! truly a worthy successor to what an (april) fool believes but everytime i rewatch it all i can think about is how louise has been obviously scared SO MANY TIMES in episodes before this so her saying she's never been scared before is just straight up lying. like she faced Death she had a gun to her head cmon now.... but also it kinda makes sense that a nine year old would lie about that it feels very in character. cute episode)

heartbreak hotel-oween (this is such a weird episode i feel like everybody forgets it exists?? teddy linda and bob's subplot is a little gross but the story about the woman and her dead boyfriend who she tries to summon every halloween like GIRL WHAT???? idk its such a weird sad pathetic episode im kind of obsessed with it. how did they even come up w/ that one and why was it a 70s halloween party. many questions)

teen-a-witch (WE GOT MR AMBROSE IN THIS EPISODE HELL YEAH‼️‼️ other than that not very memorable but louise and gene's relationship w/ tina in this episode was very sweet they're great siblings But also they did use her magic to cheat on their homework and get free tater tots at school.....)

nightmare on ocean avenue street (not a bad episode i just forget it exists sometimes LOL but teddy's extremely gay subplot with the handyman was hilarious and the kids were cute too. easy episode to rewatch around halloween without it being too freaky)

the wolf of wharf street (THIS EPISODE IS SO??? love teddy's sexy nurse costume and kinda's cher costume?? gene is my favorite fruity boy. there are some good jokes but otherwise not an episode i think abt too often)

full bars (gun to my head i couldnt tell you a SINGLE thing about this episode i haven't ever rewatched it so it feels almost unfair putting it on this list bcuz i don't remember much?? they went to king's head island and bob accidentally killed teddy's pet rodent or smth. probably not a bad episode and i believe this was the first introduction of king's head island which eventually gave us sasha and ducan so of course i can't hate it)

pig trouble in little tina (this episode is so WEIRD like not bad and i think the hayride is kinda cute but the dead pig corpse.... god that fucking corpse haunts me)

fort night (dont like millie in this episode AT ALL and don't like how they almost die and nobody gives a fuck. don't like bob and linda in this episode who don't care that their kids never came home for their costume and get passive aggressive about it when they were KIDNAPPED???? don't like millie in general and this was her first appearance. but i think their box fort was pretty cute and i would like to see it again, plus all the neighborhood kids hanging out together was fun)

MOTHERS DAY EPISODES

amelia (IT TECHNICALLY COUNTS OKAY IT WAS AIRED AS A MOTHERS DAY EPISODE anyway maybe one of my favorite episodes of the entire series so heartfelt and beautiful. louise's presentation + exploration of cultural misogyny + the ending song make this episode an absolute killer and an amazing season finale)

sauce side story (it was a tough call between this and mo mommy mo problems but i LOVED learning more about linda's family history and gayle was so great in this episode. still obsessed with gayle pretending to be their mom its so funny this episode is so good)

mo mommy mo problems (cute episode!!! for some reason i really appreciate the detail of the snack bar inside the ferry in this episode and the seating area bcuz i have taken MANY many ferries and boats in my life and i rarely see that aspect of island culture represented in media?? very unhinged ending with the squirrel blood SHE PEELS THEM LIKE FRUIT ROLL UPS but overall a sweet episode every character is so likeable and fun!!!! also just a hilarious episode tbh)

mom, lies and videotape (fun episode!! not really too much to say about it bcuz it was another three stories type episode but the kids were very cute and i loved gene's REAL performance where he was out of synch for literally every line of that song. god bless America. also louise's fictional play was very fun you can tell how much they all love and respect linda <3)

tell me dumb good thing (not a bad episode but the main storyline was pretty boring so i dont think about it too often. LOVED bob's subplot with the fucking internet cucumber however this might be one of my favorite subplots in the entire show they gave him such a big win. he loved that cucumber so much AND THE CUCUMBER GUY LET HIM INTO THE BASEMENT??? TEDDY TOO???? it makes me cry its so wholesome and sweet. also appreciate the clever way that they connect bob and linda's storylines in the end)

THANKSGIVING EPISODES

dawn of the peck (this episode is actually tied w/ stuck in the kitchen with you BUT i decided to put it in first place bcuz i think i maybe enjoy rewatching it like 0.5% more. every line of this episode is comedic gold like easily one of the funniest episode of the show if not the actual funniest it should have a higher rating than it does on IMDB. i dont care how high its rated it should be higher!!!! also rudy my beloved)

stuck in the kitchen with you (i dont expect this episode to be ANYBODY ELSES favorite but for me its such a wholesome and fun episode to rewatch and pretty funny too. bob and louise's relationship is great. the parade the kids throw with zeke's help is so funny. linda's subplot with sargent bosco is HILARIOUS and bob telling louise "i was being too much of a cook and not enough of a dad" is something i think he could stand to say more often in thanksgiving episodes. but also he's autistic and i understand)

i bob your pardon (very fun heist episode?? louise running out to protect the turkey from the ACTUAL WOLVES and bob saying that he'll save the next turkey from wolves gets me everytime. this episode is honestly just fun and silly its a great time)

turkey in a can (maybe this episode should be higher?? its SO FUNNY and also confirms bisexual bob is real. wholesome ending and i love that bob invited teddy and mort over for thanksgiving dinner along with gayle <3 they're his family)

thanks-hoarding (teddy focused episode :) loved finding out more about his family and relationship with them and learning a bit more about his mental interior and how he copes with stress and childhood trauma. very fun episode to rewatch)

putts-giving (ACTUALLY I REALLY ENJOYED THIS EPISODE louise and tina's relationship is always interesting to explore esp as tina grows older and matures/leaves her siblings behind. loved the mini golf setting and i would like to see it again someday but i think they got a lifetime ban.... from the mini golf course......)

an indecent thanksgiving proposal (absolutely unhinged episode?? any episode w/ fischoeder is great and i love drunk bob mourning his turkey friend even if his jealousy of the kids and linda kinda makes me sad <\3 HE LOVES BEING LINDAS WIFE HE LOVES BEING THE KIDS DAD OKAY HE DOESNT WANT IT TO BE ANYBODY ELSE and linda saying at the end of the episode that she doesn't want to be anybody else's wife not even for pretend is very sweet)

gayle makin' bob sled (this episode is very interesting and i love gayle's relationship with bob in it. also linda and the kids trying to cook thanksgiving dinner without him is SO FUNNY like gene and louise especially oh my god. "maybe its a good thing if your family annoys you sometimes because.... it means you have one" 😭😭)

the quirk-ducers (this episode is CRAZY but also very funny. louise spraying dead animals guts and blood all over the play's audience was deeply unhinged as was them publically performing tina's erotic friend fiction as a play to their families and teachers. amazing song which im assuming gene wrote)

now we're not cooking with gas (bob was just SLIGHTLY too crazy in this episode and i feel bad that he couldn't cook his special turkey :( but the kids getting the giant log from the park and almost killing somebody always gets me like?? WE ALMOST DIED AND MAYBE KILLED OTHER PEOPLE BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT WE GOT THE LOG bob needs more wins in thanksgiving episodes i think)

diarrhea of a poppy kid (this episode is really sweet tbh!!! louise and tina comforting gene when he's sick by telling him stories and him being holed up in the bathroom playing with makeup and writing a thanksgiving song which was of course very catchy. him and bob were also adorable in this episode and i love bob saying that he loves to cook for gene!!!! <3 they're both so supportive very cute episodes but the stories they tell are not very memoriable tbh)

CHRISTMAS EPISODES

the plight before christmas (this is such an obvious choice but it really is an amazing episode there's a reason its the highest rated episode of the show!!!! its so incredibly sweet and loving with really solid pacing and jokes throughout the episode and gene's musical ability saving the day without being turned into a joke. obviously tina and louise's relationship in this episode too. and i see my sister with something that looks like gingerbread on her glasses 😭😭💕 louise's poem GETS me every single time. also weirdly helpful birds eye view of seymour's bay at the end

father of the bob (INTRODUCTION OF BIG BOB!!!! honestly this episode is just very cute and interesting love analyzing the dynamic between bob and his dad.... it almost seems like big bob likes linda more than he likes bob. cute ending and i always like learning more abt bob's family so this episode is a 10/10 from me)

yachty or nice (THIS EPISODE WAS SOOO CUTE jimmy pesto and bob actually having a bonding moment and the kids subplot with teddy 😭😭💕💕💔 love that they call him their uncle father santa teddy and that he knew in the end they would do the right thing bcuz they're good kids so he saved a special toy for them. he loves those kids so much. jimmy pesto redemption arc could be real if we believe)

the bleakening (this episode was very fun!!! AMAZING songs and i really enjoyed the ending with the gay christmas party and everybody dancing together. some very funny jokes in there too and i just love the creepy vibes of the kids sneaking out of the house and tina being smart enough to bring the emergency phone along w/ them. genuinely a great two parter episode)

god rest ye merry gentle mannequins (THIS EPISODE IS SO???? still dont know what was going on with the crazy mannequin guy but i honestly think its sweet that lily's brother let him live there for free for so many years even when he didnt really need to. also i believe the first time bob's mom is mentioned in the series??? idk this episode is really fun and i love all the different holiday displays they do)

have yourself a maily linda christmas (nothing too interesting to say abt this episode its just silly and fun!!! linda episode!!!! also something about tina and bob trying to entertain the grandparents and keep the peace while everybody else is gone is SO funny theyre the worst at talking to people. the ending with louise gene and tina was adorable too)

nice-capades (honestly its been a minute since i rewatched this episode but from what i remember it was very sweet and silly. LOVE how many random adults were willing to drop everything to help these kids put on an ice shaking performance for santa. also louise being worried that she isn't a good person. gene giving rudy the last taco just because he Cares about him and wanted them to be happy. this episode was cute and they really are such good kids)

better off sled (I ALWAYS FORGET THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS EPISODE because the main plot doesn't have anything to do with christmas it feels like the die hard debate of bob's burgers holiday episodes.... either way bob and linda knitting scarves for the kids was cute and i liked the snowball fight subplot. very sweet and simple episode)

the last gingerbread house on the left (fun episode?? there are some funny jokes and i liked seeing linda and teddy go singing together w/ the kids while bob is tormented and experiences the horrors of gingerbread houses. lily mention!!! noticing that christmas episodes tend to be the episodes where bob's family gets brought up the most i wonder why that is???? absolutely unhinged gingerbread house competition btw but they should let felix join them :(

christmas in the car (i remember this episode being SO STRESSFUL like he tried to kill that family Good god. teddy was very funny in thjs episode and i did enjoy it otherwise)

gene's christmas break (i feel bad putting this episode in last place bcuz I LOVE GENE but it wasn't that interesting an episode tbh 😭 i did like getting to see younger gene even with his terrible autotuned chipmunk voice and seeing how he uses music to relate to his family. we need another gene-focused christmas episode at some point they flew too close to the sun here)

ONE-TIME-ONLY HOLIDAY EPISODES

what an (april) fool believes (AMAZING EPISODE proably one of my favorite episodes of the entire show tbh. bob and fischoeder are so funny + homoerotic and gene not wanting to scare or upset anybody by pranking them is so cute <3 my baby)

eggs for days (the one and only easter episode!!! honestly this episode is really fun overall just a great time. love bob and linda being Extremely Hungover and the rotting egg and the raccoons.... they need to bring back easter episodes tbh there could be something there)

flat-top o' the morning to ya (this episode is so weird bcuz in order to make it a saint patrick's day episode the description and promo has NO MENTION of the main plot of this episode and only focuses on teddy and linda's subplot for some reason?? which makes it extremely hard to find the main plot of this episode if you dont remember the subplot despite it being Literally the focus. but other than that honestly i think its very funny and bob's story with the kids is sooo..... me when i accidentally rope my kids into committing Grand Theft Auto w/ me. sad that bob never got his discounted plates that man deeply needs a win)

#JESUS this ended up being a long list #txt #bob's burgers #long post

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fandoomrants · 2 months

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welcome back to ur fully hp obsession <3

it's just...i really respect ur opinion but as someone who ship Wolfstar for so many yrs I think i have to say sth

This story (harry potter) has so so SO many ships, like everyday we get a new pairing ...you can't tell me the only reason why wolfstar has been so popular for nearly 20 yrs is bc we didn't get interaction between marauders... otherwise what? prongsfoot would be the most popular one or Wolfstar would not be this popular? because we always knew that Sirius and James were extremely close. it's literally there..in the books...we know that.

I never understand the "Sirius was closer to James" argument...yes they were so close but that didn't stop James from falling in love with lily (shocking right? these days ppl tend to forget that this man was in love with someone that is not reggie and they got maried and had a child who this whole series is about)

And yes Sirius was taller than Remus ...ty for mentioning , love u <33

Hi, yeah, soo first of all, thanks for this ask, actually! I mean, I share my thoughts and I appreciate it when someone actually takes the time to read it and especially when they have something to say about it! I'm afraid that's gonna be one very long answer coming at you.

Second, I feel the need to start with this here cause likee, these things I wrote are just a bunch of random canon facts (plus one I just think makes sense) that I realised after going through some stuff and they sent me into a near depression episode because I have totally forgotten most of these things thanks to fanon and I think I'm not the only one. I actually lost a bit of sleep that night.

Third, I knew my wording in that part of the post was weird and was going to create the wrong ideas. So don't get me wrong, I absolutely love Wolfstar. Likee, to me they make sense and I hate what happened in the end. I just meant they're a popular ship because we really get to see lots of interactions between them. And the reasoning is that we got to see these interactions between them as adults, with one of their best friends already dead and one of them (and later the other) aware that it's another one that killed him. We basically get to see only their dynamic and that's what started the ship.

But about what I said that maybe they wouldn't have been that popular if we had seen more interactions between all four of them was based on if we had seen the whole story in chronological order. Without the knowledge that James is going to die or that Peter would betray them.

And I don't think if that was the case, people would have shipped James and Sirius much more. I'm a firm believer that there is this level of platonic friendship that is so strong that there is absolutely no way it can be seen as something else, and this is exactly the type of friendship between Sirius and James. Why I mentioned the closeness between them was just because a lot of people somehow seem to forget that they were the closest ones and instead seem to believe that Sirius and Remus were the closest ones because we first saw them interact as adults when the others weren't around. Not to also mention the Prank or some other things that might have made people a bit wary of the ship. So I think that if we had seen the story in that order, maybe they would have still become a popular ship but not as fast or maybe there would have been people shipping the two of them with other people too, maybe even Peter. Or maybe we would have seen evidence of them being closer to canon than we thought!

I also want to say that in any case, I have things which I love and ship but I also don't mind other people's ships and I don't judge, even if I don't see the appeal myself and I might even read things that have such ships in the background, as long as what I ship is not in any way harmed (e.g. read a fic where one of the people in a ship I have is with someone else). Like, I might dislike a ship only if it is abusive or there is something that's really not okay with it. As I shared a post earlier, there are some ships I don't entirely understand but this doesn't mean I hate them. In that trail of thoughts, I also understand most of people's hcs and somewhat fanon facts that everyone accepts and I don't mind these at all.

Finally, again thanks for this post! I plan a second part where I'll also mention that in addition to Sirius being taller, he also had short hair.

Feel free to ask again or, yk, just send a DM.

#hp #harry potter #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin

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mysterybooks-world · 2 months

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Hello guys

Do you remember My game? make your y/n

I noticed that only two from Tumblr

Interested in playing it

so I have decided that I can do another version of my fanfic For both of their y/n

After watching an episode HAUNTED by the REJECT CRITTER

youtube

I would like to write a story now.

At first, I thought The events of the story begin in an episode( the REJECT CRITTER)

After FrownyFox was thrown

I was thinking about the scene before CATNAP found you

you tried to move

After many attempts, you finally managed to move your hand And when you stood up turned walking You fell on your face

Or maybe the story begin in an episode (REVENGE of the REJECT CRITTER)

After you woke up In a body of FrownyFox and you Find yourself in the incinerator

But I decided The events of the story begin in an episode (HAUNTED by the REJECT CRITTER)

Because I want to y/n has a reason to hate them But y/n does not seek revenge, but rather lives their lives

you know like the characters of villains: manga & anime

you as FrownyFox Turn avoiding death flags

And you know what's funny about The SMILING CRITTERS

Let's take it dog day For example

Isn't it dog day supposed to be Good with everyone

In the scene 4:13 / 8:88 from ( the REJECT CRITTER)

dog day got angry because FrownyFox accidentally blew the ball

And what about Bubba. he supposed to be The smartest one in the group

Instead of getting angry from FrownyFox. He was supposed to calm the situation down and suggest playing another game or Simply fix the ball Because he's a genius Like he claims to be

dog day 's supposed to be everyone's friend

In the scene 5:37 / 8:33 from ( the REJECT CRITTER)

Hoppy and FrownyFox They were having fun But then dog day appeared and started bullying

I was like wow dog day This is kind of the treatment to your friend

Aren't they supposed to be victims? like episodes

(CATNAP SAD ORIGIN STORY…) (CATNAP is NOT a MONSTER…) (ORIGIN of DOGDAY…) (WHO ARE the SMILING CRITTERS?! )

While they are supposed to be innocent children, victims But then they act like bully to FrownyFox.

I believe that is Ironic, isn't it

Not only them what about Others reject

(The REJECT of BANBAN… ) (The REJECTED Rainbow Friend… (SAD STORY 😢)) (The REJECT LOOKIE… (Cartoon Animation))

I feel like they are doing this intentionally

They bully the REJECT So that they feel satisfied with themselves Because they are also monsters

They take out their anger and sadness on the reject.

Anyway Now I want to write the story,

It may take time

Because I must review the law of game toons & poppy playtime Logic

because Honestly, The logic is illogical

for example

In the episode

RAINBOW FRIENDS Get a FAN CLUB?! (Cartoon Animation)

They killed red But suddenly in the next episode He appears red, fine and alive

and What about Warren Charles III from Choo-Choo Charles Logic.

And don't forget the Evil CEO

How many times have we seen them die and then come back alive in the next episode?

And let's not forget episode (HALLOWEEN Takes Over GAMETOONS!)

Is it possible that they all use the method of William afton

You get the idea.

#y/n #Frownyfox #Frowny fox #smiling critters poppy playtime #smiling critters #GameToons #Evil CEO #au #my au #Poppy Playtime Logic #playtime co #horror games #poppy playtime co.#oc #fan story #gacha #Youtube

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bibuddie · 1 year

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why do you think it's not that deep they're in the finale for goodness sakes, they're literally pairing eddie up with a random women he meets in the very next episode. Why should Buddie fans have faith even if these relationships go nowhere which they won't it just seems like Buddie is not something Kristen ever intends on doing with the show no matter what is displayed on the screen

okay anon two things

first of all, thank you SO much for giving me an excuse to step away from exam revision. seriously, i'm on my 4th lecture of the day and feel like i'm about to start scuttling up my walls like a little cockroach.

second of all, where are you getting that? literally all we know is that marisol is in 6x17 and 6x18. we have no idea about the context whatsoever, that's one reason i say it's not that deep. the other reason is that eddie himself has quite literally made it clear that relationships with people they meet on calls aren't going to work! take a look at buck's history: abby who he first spoke to during yep, you guessed it! 911 call! ali, who he saved on a call! taylor, who, once again, he met on a call! and let's not forget natalia, who he's also quite literally just met on a call.

i have faith because we quite honestly don't know the writers/showrunners intentions at all. unless they explicitly tell us, we have absolutely no way of knowing!! but one thing to bear in mind is that all of these people? they're not stupid. the writers and directors and, yes, the showrunner all work together to create a cohesive and compelling story. nothing that they do, or say, or imply is by accident. they all work together to craft this beautiful narrative that we're lucky enough to watch unfold, and they do it so seamlessly. you can dislike some of the decisions they make, that's absolutely fine, but i would rather choose to place my faith into the hands of the people who have been crafting so delicately this complex, real narrative for us. everything they've said this season, all the subtext they've given us in both this and every other season since season two has led me to believe that buddie will be canon. but building a believable story around that takes time, and i'm in it for the long haul!!

you absolutely don't have to agree with me, that's completely fine, but if the show's getting you that wound up, it honestly might be time to stop watching. happy tuesday!! <33

#anon #asks #911 spoilers #buddie

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narciesuss · 1 year

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Season Two

Episode Two: 222 Spiritual Downloads

WARNING! FULL DISCLOSURE! A message for your sensitive ass! Don’t take my advice or anything I say seriously. This is all for shits and giggles. Why you trippin?

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STOP SCROLLING! If this post has found you it’s because we’re energetically intertwined! I am receiving a channeled message FOR YOU 🫵

Hold on! I’m hearing… I’m feeling… I hear that… That you are the baddest fucking boss baddie bitch!

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Press play to start the vibes 😙

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Oh, is there someone else or not?

'Cause I wanna keep you close

I don't wanna lose my spot

My black candle’s flame was always low and frail.

2:22 told me everything before you even opened your mouth.

I ground and cleanse myself after you.

I cut the cord and ask the universe for a sign.

Is there someone else? By The Weeknd starts playing.

Night came and your car was on fire.

A few nights later baby cries, glass breaking, and what I think was a gunshot.

Oh let’s not forget the footsteps on my roof.

And now the most painful revelation of them all, you compromised my health and well being.

11:11

2:22

3:33

4:44

5:55

777

888

And my favorite

999

So you ask, is there someone else or not?

[Death by Oliver Hibert)

There is someone else, hun. It’s me. My higher self. My final form. It’ll always be me.

And you lost your spot almost immediately babes. I was mirroring you the entire time. I never had a spot with you so…

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I cannot stress this enough. Trust your motherfucking intuition! Trust your body. Trust your knowledge of life! There is patterns and signs everywhere that scream at you to be acknowledged. Listen!

I’ll give you a simple example.

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck… guess what?

I heard something some time ago. This man said, “trust people. Trust that people are going to be people. Trust that the politician is going to fulfill that role. Trust that the thief is going to steal.” Trust the patterns.

Believe the narcissist 😈

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The NEW MOON starts at 1:30 am Wednesday April 19th and will end Thursday April 20th at 9 pm. It will peak at 11:12 am on the 20th! It’s time to ask the universe in specific detail what is it exactly that you want.

Our New Moon will be part of a SOLAR ECLIPSE that will run from 8:36 pm April 19th to 1:59 am the following morning. Plant the seeds you wish to grow.

And don’t forget ARIES SEASON ends same day as our New Moon Eclipse. The world is your playground. Take advantage of the last wave of fire 🔥

MERCURY RETROGRADE starts April 20th and will end May 14th. We are already in the pre shadow period. Pay close attention to who hits you up during this time.

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As for me, I’ll be gone for a bit… I met The Divine Masculine and he’s helping me regain my powers 🥹✨

End Credits:

I wanna thank CVS for taking all my money 💙

I wanna thank my little bucket of nails (car) for always breaking down and prohibiting me from driving more than 20 minutes anywhere 😁

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Next time on The Kassie Show:

Goodbye to The Fool Era.

#the kassie show #Youtube #The Kassie Show Season Two

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im sobbing you like merlin?? i had NO idea

i'd love to see your fave in your style (if you don't mind!! no pressure at all, i just love your art)

oh bestie i was obsessed with merlin for the longest time you have no idea 😭 sometimes i will be going about my day and see a random post about merlin and it's like a sleeper agent just goes batshit crazy inside my head banging pots and pans until i either read enough fanfic to soothe the pain or rewatch my favorite episodes to forget the finale asjdkaa

and yes of course how can i refuse <33

i am a basic bitch i love arthur with all my heart he is my little guy and favorite himbo we stan a king who can't dress himself without his bestie and will complain about it until he gets him back.

it's those darn daddy issues and blue eyes i'm telling you they always get to me.

there's also the idea of a character who is raised to believe something is wrong and evil and then slowly learning more and more about it, seeing past what they've been told their entire life as they see the truth for themselves, until they can free themselves from their prejudices and see it for what it truly is, as something that isn't bad nor good by itself but simply is that just,,, speaks to me on a personal level. which is why it hurt so bad when arthur died without being allowed to complete his character development arc.

but it was mainly the daddy issues and blue eyes <3

give him back you cowards it's been eleven years how much longer must i wait for him to come back-

#hey i got an ask #Anonymous #merlin #bbc merlin #arthur pendragon #my art #if you get me started i will rant about how unfair the ending was but we don't have that kind of time #i just. i miss him :(

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mythvoiced · 2 months

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GET TO KNOW THE MUN

NAME?: Len, Lena, Lenlen, anything with that you can think of~

PRONOUNS?: any~ saw Winter on dash go 'agender hoes rise up' so this is me rising up--

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION?: primarily discord, IMs and I have just... we never hit it off, and with the way the notification thing keeps glitching-- i'll keep the chat open in that circle to not forget to reply, but i'll never know when something new comes in bc the notification disappears if you have the bubble thing there, which means if i do reply it takes me so long to realize i've been replied back-- BUT i mean ofc hit me up on IMs if you don't have my discy i will try to be THERE

MOST ACTIVE MUSE(S)?: Celebrity Verse Hyun oH HECK'S yeah, though i have to admit i don't have a lot of... muse muse per se, i could write just about anyone i guess, but no one's burning with activity/to be written

EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS?: gosh, my first mumu i opened back in january 2016, before that though i'd been rping already on other blogs... 2015-16? online at the very least, i remember i was rping on paper back in middle school before even knowing what it was lmao

BEST EXPERIENCE?: I HAVE to second Ferre, the group plots we got going on right now are basically single-handedly keeping me FIRED UP to write~ but if i may be lovey dovey, my best experience is just overall right now, or most of 2023, the moots i'm surrounded by, the way i'm gradually letting go more and more of insecurities and anxieties, i'm calming down and just... being blessed by superb writing & ideas~

RP PET PEEVES?: gosh, i don't know~? i do believe if i stumbled upon them, there'd be a few out there in the great big blue, but lately i've been having such a good dash and environment, i kind of forgOT FDKLGHLF i'll add it if i can think of anything at some point

FLUFF, ANGST, OR SMUT?: same as Ferre~ i'm in it for the character development, for the vibes, for the growth, for poking and prodding at psyches and morals and hearts, or just to figure out how people interact, i love just... the very concept of interaction itself~ i do angst >:3333 i do fluff :33 but i mostly do?? i have no idea how to describe it lmao but i don't do smut, i don't know how to and feel weird about it ♥

PLOTS OR MEMES?: I'M A CRIMINAL, I JUST KEEP STEALING FERRE'S ANSWERS BC SAME?? LKDSGJFLHG lately I've realized I do enjoy plotting more >:3 i used to be a pretty wing it kinda guy mostly because plotting translated to serious commitment in my head? and the mere thought of that was scawwy and exhausting, it felt like i was suddenly Planning and Strategizing in a work environment oh god, BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT PLOTTING IS TURNS OUT FDKLLLLLLLGH i had it all wrong~ it doesn't have to feel like business emails, it SHOULDN'T, it can be random ideas thrown back and forth and i absolutely adore that, i've been enjoying a fair amount of plotting lately >:3 and have ONLY BEEN WINNING~ that being said, memes are perfect for lil spin-off/filler episodes of ongoing dynamics, but especially good for ice-breakers (if we never interacted before, hmu~)

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES?: longer, i simply don't shut up~ i can do shorter, but they tend to lengthen naturally with time; i try to match my partner above all else, but there's always something i just... can't keep out of the damn text~ there are certain muses, though, that demand less text, characters like Diana are very curt and cut-off and it reflects in her threads and all that-- SO, before i completely derail, i go for long replies usually, but i can flex my flexing bones and do short too~

TIME TO WRITE?: GOSH, f*ck if i know at this point. it used to be in the evening, now it's just... whenever i have time & energy~ i don't work consistent regular hours, so there's no clearly defined work hours and leisure hours, so sometimes evenings, somethings mornings, sometimes weekdays, sometimes weekends, usually not afternoons, i do try to keep a queue going though so hehehe~ don't worry~

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S)?: maybe...? i don't know anymore-- KLDSJGLKGF realistically speaking, probably? at least some of them, mostly because the saying goes you put a bit of yourself in every character you create, i would also say because i have Too Many Muses so statistically i'm probably in there somewhere~

tagged by: their royal MIGHTINESS @stillresolved tagging: @theimpalpable @crue1 @usuhan @fablewrote @riiese @repetiita @voxvulgi @heirofhermes @sw4nsongs & YOU

#;ooc #;mun meme #btw is it just me or did the beta editor change layout in a way #it definitely did =.= something about that top bar is giving legacy editor but then again who am i #wanna know what took me the longest to complete in this meme? the pic i wanted to add DLKFGHKLFG #i couldn't make up my mind GOSH #;queue

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frostfire-17 · 2 years

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KinnPorsche: The Recap, episode 2

Master post!

EPISODE 2, HERE WE GO. Strap in, because this one's a rough one (and a LONG one; 33% longer than the last one!). Content warnings for humiliation, major abuse of power, ableist language, and more humiliation. (But I am a wuss about humiliation, so this recap at least will be wincing through it on tiptoes.) Also, uh, fish death. And if all that doesn't make you excited to read it, what on Earth will?

We open with Big and Ken showing Porsche around the compound's bodyguard-training facilities, which are extensive: there's an enormous pool, a shooting range, a gym, etc. Bodyguards are only allowed out on missions; they are not allowed phones. What a great job! Porsche gets sassy about whether this is a job or a prison; Big and Ken try to put him in his place; he points out that the boss put him in charge of them last episode, remember? It devolves into a fight, unfortunately in the - I guess central bodyguard hangout room? Because the result is a lot of guns.

[WHAT A GREAT JOB.]

However, at this moment Dad's bodyguard - I should probably start using his name, which is Chan - comes in to yell at everybody about how the LAST main rule is that all bodyguards must get along and not fight with each other (yelling is obviously the best possible way to communicate this lesson). Everyone puts their guns away, but no one forgets. Chan finishes the tour, which includes a 24/7 medical facility that no one in this entire series EVER USES despite needing it SO BAD SO OFTEN. Finally, Porsche is shown to his quarters. He goes in to find a really good-sized apartment - though furnished entirely from IKEA - and is very pleasantly surprised; I imagine he probably figured he'd be sleeping in barracks or something.

He does, however, have a roommate, to whom he and we are introduced when Pete comes bopping out of the bedroom wearing a tank top, a towel over his shoulder, and absolutely nothing else. He gives some jabs at a heavy bag in the corner, picks up some weights, turns around - OH SHIT IT'S THE NEW GUY.

[Also white handprints all over his body, which I cannot figure out. Is this a Thai thing? A Mafia thing? A pantsless workout thing? I am mystified.]

We cut to them sharing food Pete's grandma sent him, because Pete is wholesome as everloving fuck, and learn that Pete bodyguards Tankhun, Kinn's older brother. Porsche is surprised to learn that Kinn's a younger child. What a jerk, throwing his weight around like he's the first son! Pete informs Porsche that there are three sons: Mr. Tankhun, Mr. Kinn, and Mr. Kim - I have to assume the last two are less of a proofreader's nightmare in Thai. Mr. Kim, we are told, has moved out and lives on his own, although he visits occasionally. Porsche asks if Tankhun is a psycho like Kinn; Pete says that Kinn is the most normal one in the house. For understandable reasons, Porsche has a hard time believing this.

Anyway, then Big waltzes in without knocking to tell Porsche he's wanted in the kitchen. Turns out Porsche is being summoned to bring Kinn some snacks while he's at the shooting range. Porsche goes, but is offended: he's his bodyguard, not his waiter, right? The cook says, "You must be new." Porsche remains offended. He decides he's going to take his revenge, which in principle I approve of, because this whole situation just BEGS for some kind of retribution, but in practice is such a terrible, terrible idea. He grabs some wasabi paste and inserts it into the bottom of one of the drinking straws.

[Furtive Wasabi Poisoning was the name of my punk band in college.]

We cut to the shooting range, where Kinn is doing target practice alongside his (only) friends, Time and Tay. Time and Tay are VERY cool, VERY gay, and VERY second-generation-money. They are a couple, although it is sort of unclear how monogamous, how serious, and how happy they are - not 100% of any of those, anyway. Porsche comes in with the drinks, Tay notices him, and says, "Who's this? Your new guy? Looks like your type of guy." We will eventually learn what Kinn's type has been up to this point, and it is WAIFISH NYMPHS, so I must assume this is a dig on how all of the Theerapanyakun bodyguards are just impossibly hot. Kinn says, annoyed, "My dad brought him in. His name is Porsche. You can use him all you want," which is a sentence I would love to be able to dissect in its original language. Time leans in and says, "Tell your dad to find me one."

[Time and Tay always do this interesting thing where they sit bracketing Kinn, instead of next to each other. Commentary on their relationship troubles? Protectiveness of their sad single friend? Blocking direction putting the main character in the middle? I want to KNOW.]

The three of them have a conversation that is basically Hi, We're Rich Young Douchebags; Porsche cannot stop himself, and comments to his buddy the ceiling about what assholes they are. Kinn, sharply: "What did you say?" Porsche: "Huh? Uh, I said the weather is rad," pointing at the fluorescent lights. (My KINGDOM to know what Thai word they translated as "rad" and why.) Then Tay, rather than Kinn, reaches for the drinks first, and we enter comedy-of-errors territory. Porsche has to object, and then flail around and say that the cook specially made THIS drink for Kinn, which Kinn is not so dumb as to fall for; he says he's not thirsty and Porsche should drink it, and Porsche protests but ultimately has to drink it, et cetera. Porsche suffers greatly, Kinn is very amused, and I do not like it but I know worse is to come.

So then our three assholes are back to target practice; in the background, Porsche murmurs a snarky criticism of Kinn's accuracy, and the music turns ominous. Kinn says, "I'm bored with paper targets. Hey," to Porsche, "put an apple over there." Porsche saaaaaunters over to the table, gets an apple, saaaaaunters down to where the targets are, and says, "Okay, where should I put it?" And of course, Kinn says, "On your head." Time and Tay think this is a joke, but it is not a joke! Porsche hesitates, and Kinn says, "What are you waiting for? Or are you scared?" Which I guess is Kinn is giving him an out. For which he must admit that he is chicken, and therefore, I don't know, sacrifice his masculinity on a ritual altar or something, but at least(???) it is not a do-this-or-you're-fired order. And of course, he does it.

[A bad day at work.]

Over Time and Tay's protests, Kinn gets the apple without breaking a sweat (I do enjoy his cocky little stance), says he wants to go eat, and calls over his shoulder at Porsche to bring him a coffee in the dining room. LET HIM WASH THE APPLE OUT OF HIS HAIR AT LEAST. I would not blame anyone for noping out of this pairing right here, but I PROMISE if you do hang in there, it gets better! (Eventually. Mostly. Though if you're into apple-shooting dubcon, this probably is indeed the show for you.)

We cut to Porsche walking coolly down a hallway, turning into a room with an espresso maker - and nearly falling over from the adrenaline crash and having to catch himself on the counter. We once again begin the comedy of errors: he lights a cigarette - and then has to throw it quickly in the trash when the kitchen lady comes to check on him, and THEN once he's muscled her back out, the trash is on fire and THEN the sprinkler starts up, at which point Kinn comes looking for him (WHY?) and is extremely angry. My dude, he had to wash the apple out of his hair SOMEHOW.

(I do think - if we're going to take this whole sequence seriously, which I am incapable of not doing - okay, SERIOUS INTERLUDE: a big takeaway from this is that Kinn's perspective on the world is totally skewed. Taken alongside the mafioso sequence in episode 1, you can argue that he's been so overexposed to deadly danger that he's burned out on it; he treats it very casually, and doesn't seem to quite understand Porsche's more typical reactions. I also think that he and Porsche might actually be playing the same game here: neither of them WANTS this, so maybe if it's unpleasant enough, the other will call it quits! The problem, of course, is that a) Kinn is willing to play with gun-firing stakes instead of just wasabi stakes, and b) Kinn can misbehave and face basically no consequences, and the same is not true for Porsche. There's probably also a lot to say here about Kinn's inability to empathize with someone outside of his immediate circle, and the conflict that's happening because Porsche is nominally inside it, but Kinn didn't consent to that and hasn't accepted it. But also he's hitting someone who cannot hit back, and that SUCKS. Kinn: stop it! END SERIOUS INTERLUDE.)

Anyway, now Chan is standing over Porsche, making him do push-ups on the lawn; Porsche is unhappy, but undaunted, and complains bitterly to a totally unappreciative audience. Three hundred in, Chan tells a him to get back to his regular training and walks off, leaving Porsche to yell after him, "Where's the restroom?" No answer, so he uses the koi pond instead, which will definitely not come back to haunt him! Then there's more training, including a test where bodyguards get tied up and shoved into the pool, and have to untie themselves and get out. (Big wants him to drown SO BAD, but Porsche manages to come in last, which leads Ken to snark at him in English. Chan's instructions for this bit are also in English - they use it in this series like a combination of a status symbol and a weapon: understand, or suffer.) Then shooting practice, which he is not good at.

[Big has to keep up his skillz even with one arm out of commission; the better to keep an eye on The Interloper, I guess.]

Lunchtime: he complains to Pete about the training and the food, but Pete is too Stockholmed to really get it, which I suppose is a harbinger of Things To Come. But they are interrupted…by Mr. Tankhun.

[I fucking love this shot of Tankhun. So pink! So mad! Arm and Pol so nervous!]

Tankhun is operatically upset and angry because his beloved koi Elizabeth and Sebastian have passed from this mortal realm, and he KNOWS THE CULPRIT: Arm, the techie bodyguard (you can tell because he's the only one who wears glasses, of course) has the security footage of Porsche using a koi pond as a urinal. Oh no! Tankhun makes dire pronouncements of punishment. Porsche is pretty bewildered by Tankhun's whole deal, which is fair, because it's pretty bewildering. (Here we cut briefly to Kinn and Chan talking about Porsche's scores on the training, which are not awesome. Kinn wants to cut him loose, obviously, but Chan says Dad says give him more time. Kinn, frustrated: "When Big is fully recovered, we'll talk about this again." Kinn wants SO BAD for all of this to just not be happening.)

Tankhun's punishment turns out to be, I kid you not, putting Porsche in a mermaid costume and making him hang out in a pool for Tankhun's (and all the bodyguards') amusement and delight. Pete tries to protest, but folds immediately, and it is perhaps meant to be funny but SOME OF US have a hair-trigger reaction to public humiliation for UNSPECIFIED MIDDLE SCHOOL REASONS and would prefer this scene never happened. I do think it's an important Tankhun character note: he's silly and campy and adorable, and sometimes you can argue he doesn't realize he's being cruel, but sometimes (and…possibly always) he definitely, definitely does.

[I do, as always, really enjoy his ensemble.]

Then Kinn shows up (with Big, who sees the mermaid situation and clearly thinks his birthday has come early), and asks Tankhun what he's doing. There follows an interesting back-and-forth that's pretty typical of their super-weird power dynamic, where Kinn isn't exactly telling Tankhun that he has to do something or else, but is suggesting pretty hard that it's in Tankhun's best interests to cut it out. Tankhun hems and haws, but eventually departs, bringing the bodyguards with him. And THEN Kinn has to be a jerk again - offers Porsche his hand, and when Porsche takes it and sincerely thanks him, pulls it back and says that he's not rescuing him, he just needs him to accompany him to an event tonight. Hey, Kinn, I know you really don't want to appear to have ANY positive feelings for this guy, but he's a real actual HUMAN PERSON under YOUR AUTHORITY! My guy! Get it together! (Spoilers: Kinn does not get it together anytime soon, and actually I just tried to think of a time when Kinn definitely for real has it together, and the answer is NEVER.)

So Porsche dries off and puts some clothes on, and tells Pete that he now believes that his boss is crazier than Porsche's. Pete tells Porsche, "When Mr. Tankhun was little, he was kidnapped. He was traumatized. That's why he's a little absurd." Porsche is understandably not that interested in empathizing with Tankhun in this moment. Pete allows that the whole family is also kind of absurd, but says that Mr. Kinn is the least weird. "That's why Mr. Korn let him succeed him. Otherwise, the whole family would be doomed." We get a DUN DUN DUNNN to that, but Porsche of course does not particularly care if the whole family is doomed. (Honestly, at this stage, it would be forgiveable if the viewer did not, either.)

There follows a scene where they get to requisition guns, which I mention only because Porsche thinks it's SO AWESOME ("it's like James Bond!") and it's nice to see him happy. Then Kinn shows up and personally hauls Porsche off to dress him up; I think the implication here is that he thinks Porsche is kind of low-class and doesn't trust him to wear a tie without help. So he brings Porsche to their…in-house tailor? Sure. And he gets him a regulation suit, and picks a good tie, and is holding it up to Porsche in front of a mirror to make sure that it works for him, and he looks over - and you can just SEE him going…oh. Oh NO. OH NO. WAIT. NO.

["Have I been behaving so badly because I'm ATTRACTED to him? Shit. Shit. Shit."]

Time for the event! It's a product launch for a product that is definitely an actual sponsor of KinnPorsche: The Series in real life, which is a very funny way to integrate a sponsor. Porsche is extremely happy to be here; he uses his technical Dad-given authority to order Ken far away to guard the door, finds a nice corner next to a champagne waiter, and - barely hesitates. FREE CHAMPAGNE FOR PORSCHE. He has had a very hard day. (I just tried to work out if all of this episode's events have happened in a single day. It is at least possible that yes, which is insane.) Kinn notices, but he is in the middle of giving a speech; Porsche toasts him and keeps going.

Cut to Kinn in the bathroom, washing his hands; the door opens and a Glamorous Woman comes in. "Oh - I'm sorry," she says, "I thought this was the ladies' room," very sexily and insincerely. She leans suggestively against the door. Kinn: "I'm sorry, you're not my type." Someone trying to Evilly Seduce someone who is not into their gender at all is always hilarious to me, can we do this trope more often? Surely more canons would benefit from this.

[Would've worked on me.]

Beautiful lady attacks! We cut to Porsche, who has totally laid waste to Champagne Waiter's stash. Ken comes up: "Where's Mr. Kinn?" Porsche: "Oh, over there, you know…" He is not over there. Ken hauls Porsche off to go look for him, goes one way, sends Porsche the other way. Glamorous Woman is attacking Kinn with a nightstick and really destroying this bathroom; Porsche pokes his head in to see her pressing Kinn against the wall, and at first is like, "Oh, hey, nice work," and is actually about to turn around and leave when Kinn manages to get out, "She's killing me!" There follows an extremely inept fight. Porsche is victorious, but just barely, and Glamorous Woman gets away while he's puking in the sink. Porsche thinks he recognizes her from Yok's (which I tried to verify but absolutely could not), and Kinn says, tired and angry, "Everyone wants me dead. Even you." Porsche is shamefaced, even though I think he's kind of within his rights to want Kinn dead a LITTLE bit, and goes over to give him a hand up.

We cut to Glamorous Woman reporting to a Shadowy Boss, which I will straight-up reveal is Kinn's cousin Vegas, on whom MUCH more later. Turns out he wanted to get a read on Kinn's new bodyguard, I guess in case of future assassination plans? It's interesting that he chose to hire a Glamorous Woman, when he DEFINITELY knows that Kinn is not susceptible to women, glamorous or otherwise; I suppose that makes sense for a test strike, since it didn't have to succeed and it'd be unlikely to throw suspicion on him.

Anyway, back at the compound, Porsche is getting chewed out once again, hooraaaaaay - Big especially is FURIOUS that he let Kinn be put in danger like that, awww, Big. Kinn orders everyone out, and says, "Do you know that you're making a fool out of me?" Porsche is unmoved. Kinn: "Do you know you're getting on my nerves?" Porsche laughs, and Kinn grabs his lapels, which backfires, because Porsche straight-up passes out onto him, and they both fall backward onto a - circular bench - thing. Ken and Big poke their heads back in, and Kinn, flustered, orders them to take him away, he's done - lecturing him! Is what he was doing. Definitely.

[Okay, what would YOU call that piece of furniture?]

(SERIOUS INTERLUDE: I do think this incident - does not excuse Kinn's overall terrible behavior, of course, but does kind of suggest an explanation for why he's being so erratic and awful; it's gotta be stressful to be like, "Hey, this guy doesn't want to be my bodyguard, how about he not be in charge of my safety, please," and have someone be like, "Tough, he is anyway," and then have to go out into the world knowing that you ARE at risk of being lethally attacked, because you HAVE recently been lethally attacked, and this dude who is loudly and deliberately making it known that he is not interested in doing this job, certainly not well, is the one who's going to be handling that. Cool! Of course, the solution to that is probably not make him hate me even more, but I can at least see how it would be a pretty big stressor. END SERIOUS INTERLUDE.)

Anyway, this recap is getting very tired, but NO MATTER: now it's a new day and the bodyguards are all lined up. Porsche asks Pete why, and is told that the minor family is visiting! How exciting! The minor family is Mr. Korn's younger brother, Mr. Gun - romanized many different ways, alas; I'm going with the one that does not ALSO START WITH K - and his two sons. (No daughters in this family? Nope, none. Deal with it.) Mr. Gun and his older son Vegas show up and are very fancy, and then Porsche is at liberty, so he heads to the garden with the koi pond for a cigarette, and we begin the comedy of errors once again: he sees a teenaged boy messing with the koi, thinks he's a maid's kid or something, tells him the hell off because he now knows the koi(!) are not(!) to be messed with(!); the kid sasses him, the kid ends up in the koi pond, the kid turns out to be Macao, younger son of Mr. Gun. Whoops.

Macao has Porsche dragged into the Big Important Meeting that all the adults are having; he is wet and bleeding from where he hit his head on the fountain, and VERY upset; honestly, he is a total brat but I can understand wanting consequences for someone who tossed you in a fountain and made you bleed, no matter what you said to them. (Maybe not the consequences that are on the table in this room, though.) Uncle Gun is, hilariously, really interested in blaming Kinn for hiring deficient personnel; Daddy Korn tries to walk it back; Porsche does not help himself EVEN A LITTLE BIT by indignantly trying to tell his side, and eventually Uncle Gun's henchpeople pull their weapons. (One thing that is consistently true here is that Porsche is totally incorrigible - he always bounces back, he's never truly cowed, and he talks to everyone as straightforwardly and rudely as he damn well pleases. It is gratifying, even as it does not serve him very well.)

Everything becomes very tense. Interestingly, even though a second ago he was taking responsibility, Dad gives Kinn a very clear you-handle-this look. Kinn draws himself up and says, "It's my fault that I can't handle my people." He gets up, walks slowly over to Porsche, looks him in the eye, and slaps him across the face. He gets him up against the wall by the throat, looking him right in the eye the whole time, and chokes him until he passes out. Then he walks back to his seat, picks up his coffee, and says, "Shall we carry on with the projects?" None of the minor family is happy, but the meeting continues.

[All of Be on Cloud's extras are excellent, but I particularly enjoyed the clip in ep. 2's behind-the-scenes of Apo (Porsche) demonstrating to/on Mile (Kinn) where he should put his hand for maximum Dramatic Choking Effect.]

Night! Porsche wakes up on the couch in his apartment with Pete smoking nervously nearby. He is extremely angry, and ready to charge off and find Kinn (and do WHAT, I do not know). Pete tells him to calm down: Kinn just saved his life. If he hadn't choked him out, Porsche would 100% have been shot by the minor family. Porsche takes a little bit of convincing, but eventually accepts this, and Pete says, "Mr. Kinn used to be kind in the past. He loved his people. But the reason he became cruel…was not totally on him." Porsche wants to know what it was. Pete tells him to drop it, which I would not put up with if I were Porsche, and reiterates that Kinn saved Porsche's life today. "Don't forget to thank him," he says, and leaves Porsche looking thoughtful.

Kinn, meanwhile, is seated in the exact center of a white couch in a ridiculous sitting room, READING a coffee table book ENTITLED "COFFEE." Maybe he's not actually a real human, but an alien who's trying to pretend to be one, and that's why everything keeps going wrong?

["I'm relaxing. You know, like people do? They sit on a couch with a book. Just like this!"]

Porsche comes in with actual coffee for him; Kinn pointedly does not look up from his cool book. Porsche says, "I didn't burn your house down this time." HA. Kinn keeps at the book - is he seriously giving Porsche the SILENT TREATMENT? I guess so. Porsche: "If you don't dare drink it, I'll show you first," and goes to try it himself, which finally gets Kinn to look at him, set the book aside, and motion for the coffee. Porsche gives it to him, and he takes it and says, "I'm just wondering who you are." He looks him up and down. "Are you the real Porsche?" Porsche: "I'm wondering the same thing - if that was really you. Because if that was the real you, you'd have let me get killed already." Kinn: "I just don't like that family either, that's all." Porsche rolls his eyes. Kinn tries the coffee; it is gross, which seems weird for a bartender. Kinn says, "I guess you can only make alcoholic drinks." Porsche, bewildered: "I don't think I have the wrong recipe." Kinn, performatively disgusted, picks his book up again.

["They know what REAL coffee is in here."]

Kinn tells Porsche, "It's all right. Keep practicing, one day you'll be good at it," which is probably the politest he has yet been to Porsche. This whole sequence is - okay, a little silly, but also really interesting, because they're snarking, but neither of them seems genuinely mad anymore. We saw Porsche's moment of transition, when he believed Pete saying that Kinn saved his life, but what about Kinn's? I think it happened the moment he stood up from the meeting table and took responsibility for Porsche, because Kinn definitely lives in a world where you're in or you're out, and by doing that, he was accepting that Porsche was in. And now we can see him taking Porsche's general attitude and responding with, "aw, this little troublemaker," rather than "this FUCKING guy is FUCKING UP my ALREADY FUCKED-UP LIFE," which I think is approximately where he was at before.

Then Tankhun comes sauntering in, wearing a beautiful marriage of a coat and a cape in the loudest possible neon floral print, and says, "Did you bleed Macau's head?" Porsche: "Well, I didn't mean to…" Tankhun cuts him off. "That's AWESOME." They play an honest-to-God record-scratching noise, and Tankhun proceeds to demand that Kinn trade him Porsche for Pete (Pete, present in the background, is delighted). Kinn hesitates for a second, but is not about to give up this opportunity to get rid of this problem - like, okay, HIS problem now, but still A PROBLEM - without either of them getting killed; he says sure, why not. Porsche is not happy, but everyone else in the room sure is.

[Boy, it sucks to be Porsche.]

Final scene: Mr. Gun is on a balcony, thinking about a conversation he had with his brother, I guess today, about whether Korn is giving too much license to the bodyguards or WHAT; Korn says that people sometimes deserve second chances…or third chances…Gun is like, "So you give those to everybody?" and Korn walks off without a word. Gun is a total mustache-twirling villain in this series but sometimes it's pretty easy to see how he turned out that way. Vegas comes out to see how he's doing, and Gun tells him to keep an eye on this new bodyguard, Porsche. Vegas tries to ask why, and Gun snaps at him to just do as he says, allowing us to fully witness the cycle of trauma, hooray.

[Oh, Uncle Gun? He's the one wearing a colorful scarf. Which scene am I talking about? ALL OF THEM.]

Ugh, okay, that was a long one! This is probably my least favorite episode of KinnPorsche; very little happens in it that I truly enjoy, which makes it weird that I had to go write 4500 words about all that stuff. Or not that weird, I guess, because I really do feel compelled to integrate all those terrible things into my understanding of these assholes.

(One of the issues, I think, is that this is Porsche's "fish out of water at your new job!" episode, which is already a hard sell for me because I don't like embarrassing scenes. BUT of course, there are also the exacerbating factors of 1) Porsche not wanting to be there, 2) no one else wanting him there either, and 3) it's THE MAFIA and the consequences of failure are TORTURE AND DEATH. So something that should be kind of funny (wasabi straw, interrupting an important meeting) turns into something NOT funny (apple on the head, choked to unconsciousness). And even the stuff that hypothetically COULD be funny, like involuntary mermaid cosplay, is so intensely humiliating, and so symbolic of the absolute power the Theerapanyakuns have over their people, that I at least cannot enjoy them even a little bit. And I think the goal is for there to be a kind of a back-and-forth: like, Porsche does something shitty to Kinn, Kinn does something shitty back to Porsche, but - for me at least - the effect is negated by the apocalyptic difference in their weight class.)

Let's see, what DID I enjoy about this episode? Time and Tay are always a joy - a rich spoiled joy, but a joy - as are Tankhun's outfits. Naked bopping Pete is fantastic, of course. All of Big's moments are great, possibly because Big is the only one who is absolutely straight-up enjoying Porsche's suffering, and so makes for a nice avatar. I also do like the many and obvious signs that Kinn is Not Okay; I don't like their effect on Porsche, but that vulnerability is one of my favorite things about the series.

Anyway, it is - well, okay, I cannot say "it's all uphill from here!" with a straight face, but there is MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO, how about that. Stay tuned for next time, which has 100% more shirtless partying!

#kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #kpts #recap

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mrsbsmooth · 9 months

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Scripts - S6 - Episode 33 (Part 3 of 3)

Results and Amelia's former LI's tantrum

As the boys join you at the Firepit you all take a seat and wait nervously for the results.

{0}_HAPPY: Who did we all vote for?

GRACE_SERIOUS: We’re not doing that, {0}. Just be quiet.

{0}_SURPRISED: I’ve got a text!

LITEXT: The boy with the most votes and therefore dumped from the villa tonight is…

The boys look around at the girls nervously. {0} gives you a faint smile.

LITEXT: {0}.

{0} stands and looks around at the group, a look of shock on his face. He whispers something to himself before finally saying it out loud.

{0}_SURPRISED: Really?

{0}_ANGRY: This is an absolute betrayal!

He looks at Flo disappointedly.

{0}_ANGRY: So much for persuading the others to keep me in. Thanks a bunch.

{0}_SERIOUS: I can’t believe you’ve all done this!

ROBERTO_ANGRY: I’m basically an OG.

ROBERTO_ANGRY: I’m the Portuguese squeeze.

{0}_ANGRY: I’m an OG. I am the OG!

ROBERTO_ANGRY: Vibes? Check. Looks? Got em. Banter? Unreal.

{0}_ANGRY: You’re bang out of order voting for me. I'm the full package.

{0}_ANGRY: There’s not one reason I should be going home.

*I can think of a few

PLAYER_IDLE: Is no one else gonna say anything?

The girls look at you awkwardly.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: If you really want to know, {0}. I can enlighten you.

{0}_SERIOUS: Oh this will be good. Did I leave the fridge door open or something?

{0}_ANGRY: Name one genuine reason and I’ll shut up and go home quietly.

PLAYER_FLIRTY: That’s an offer I can’t refuse.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Trying to get Flo to convince us to keep you in tonight. That was shady.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Persuading all the boys to crack on in Casa Amor. That was beyond dodgy.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Not putting any effort in with Flo. Reason enough for you to go home.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Kissing Amelia behind my back in the first recoupling. Old but I don’t forget.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Refusing to tell us girls what happened during Casa because of Bro-Code. Childish.

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Telling me you wanted to dump me but still trying to get me to not dump you!

PLAYER_SERIOUS: Is that enough reasons for you?

{0} looks at you red faced. He opens his mouth to respond.

PLAYER_HAPPY: You said you wouldn’t speak again if I gave you one good reason.

PLAYER_HAPPY: Don’t go adding dishonesty to the list as well.

Grace subtly pats you on the back as the girls give you a humoured smile. {0} sits down in a huff.

Remain silent

You sit in awkward silence as {0} continues on his angry tirade.

{0}_ANGRY: I'm genuinely confused. What did I do to deserve this?

{0}_SERIOUS: Was it because I left the toilet seat up the other night?

{0}_SERIOUS: Or because I stole your suncream yesterday {1}. I couldn’t find mine.

{0}_SERIOUS: My neck burns easy. You all know this. It’s not a reason to dump me.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Oh, I didn’t know you’d done that.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Well, I didn’t properly use it. Just enough for my neck.

{0}_SERIOUS: Why don’t you sit down pal?

{0} sits down in a huff.

{0} tries to put his arm around him but {1} shrugs it off.

{0}_ANGRY: I don’t want your pity. This is an outrage.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: I’ve got a text!

{0}_SAD: I nearly forgot there’s still a girl to be dumped.

{0} catches your eye and gives you a reassuring wink. You remember what he promised about having your back.

LITEXT: The girl with the most votes and therefore dumped from the villa tonight is…

LITEXT: {0}.

Everyone is stunned as {0} looks around in shock.

{0}_SAD: Awww, guys no. I’m gonna miss you all.

The girls huddle around {0} giving her a big hug.

Join the farewell huddle

PLAYER_SAD: I’m gonna miss you loads, {0}. Can’t believe you’re going.

{0}_SAD: Aww, I’ll miss you too.

Watch from the side

You watch from the side as the girls hug it out.

AMELIA_SURPRISED: You joining, {0}?

PLAYER_SERIOUS: I’m fine here.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Alright…

GRACE_SAD: Come here, girl.

AMELIA_SAD: We’ll miss you so much too.

GRACE_SAD: You’ve only been here a few days.

AMELIA_SAD: Wish we could have gotten more time with you.

GRACE_SAD: You’re our OG stunner.

AMELIA_SAD: I’m gonna miss you so much, Bells.

AMELIA_SAD: Wish we could have gotten more time with you, Chloe.

{0}_SAD: Yeah, you’ve been so much fun.

The boys gather round to console {0}.

{0}_SAD: Had such fun being coupled with you. Best mate.

{0}_SAD: Gonna miss you, {1}.

OZZY_SAD: Yeah, sad to see you go. All the best on the outside.

MARSHALL_SAD: Can’t believe it.

{0}_IDLE: I think you boys made the right decision.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: Don’t think I’d have been finding love in here anytime soon.

{0} looks full of jealousy.

{0}_ANGRY: Where was my group hug? This is ridiculous.

PLAYER_ANGRY: What did I tell you, {0}? Shhh.

{0}_SERIOUS: Leave it out, {1}.

{0}_SURPRISED: I’ve got a text!

LITEXT: {0} and {1}, your time in the villa has come to an end. Please make your way to the front door where your bags are waiting.

{0}_SERIOUS: Whatever.

{0}_SURPRISED: I’ve got another text!

{0}_SURPRISED: There’s more?

PLAYER_SURPRISED: What does it say, {0}?

LITEXT: Remaining Islanders, congratulations you’re almost at the final. The final recoupling will take place tomorrow night, any Islanders left single will be dumped from the villa. {0}HomeStraight {1}AlmostThere

PLAYER_SURPRISED: The final recoupling is tomorrow?

GRACE_SURPRISED: What?

You all look around each other in silence.

{0}_EMBARRASSED: This’ll be interesting.

NARRATOR: {0} and {1} dumped, and the final recoupling just around the corner?

NARRATOR: I haven’t seen this much action in one night since I went out on the town after my ex broke up with me.

NARRATOR: Unfortunately, the action was an altercation with the bus driver who said I was crying too loudly.

NARRATOR: But who will be crying tears of disappointment or tears of joy when the finalists of this year’s Love Island are announced?

NARRATOR: Tune in tomorrow and find out.

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random thought but i love eugene mirman's gene sounds ESPECIALLY when gene is sleeping. they're so good & cute

louise tina bob and linda looking @ gene literally exactly like this when he forgets how his song goes at breakfast LMAOO

love that tina and louise seem to actually pay attention to what songs gene is writing and what they're about despite the fact that there are SO MANY. supportive family <3

gene's dream.... bro that was god speaking to you. like for real wtf

also im only a minute in and there are SO MANY good screenshots already he's such a cutie i love him so much!!!! <3 gene episodes my beloved

"Now I'm going to change into last night's pajamas, AKA my only pajamas, and brush my teeth with Tina's toothbrush because that's what I accidentally did last night."

"Wait, what?"

gene and tina are so silly?? 😭

me and gene share many similarities including waking up in the middle of the night every two hours for no fucking reason. like THATS relatable

MR AMBROSE APPEARANCE LETS FUCKING GOOO‼️‼️ why does his voice sound slightly sped up is he okay. does he have a new voice actor?? he sounds slightly off not like in a bad way its just strange

THERE WAS A NEW VOICE ACTOR BCUZ BILLY EICHNER WASNT CREDITED maybe bcuz its such a small appearance but thats very weird. i feel like mickey fans in season 12 episode 6 when loren did that horrible mickey impression 😭😭 also whoever did his voice in this episode wasnt credited so it was somebody from the main cast doing an impression of him. will try to figure out who. sorry episode review cancelled i need to figure out who the hell voiced mr ambrose in this episode

based on the fact that u cant obviously tell who it is i dont think its eugene mirman and probably not h jon benjiman?? dan mintz can only do one voice so its not him either. probably either john roberts larry murphy or a random crew member who they didnt bother to credit

(most likely billy eischner just wasn't avaliable to voice mr ambrose due to his movie career etc so i dont blame them but it was noticeable enough to ME that i needed to figure it out. not even a bad impression honestly the average fan wouldnt notice)

"What do you lucid dream about?"

"I do revenge stuff on people who were mean to me in high school, some fantasy and science fiction, some adult stuff I can't tell you about."

this is literally the gayest thing mr ambrose has ever said omg FHFMDDJKSKS i cant believe this drama club ass nerd was bullied in high school who could have guessed. not me thats for sure

(now somebody has to write a fanfic about mr ambrose having Adult Stuff dreams about mr frond. i want this on my desk by 3pm tomorrow)

love mr ambrose and his gay ass curly hair..... mr ambrose my beloved <33 kisses u

i dont have anything to say im just strangely invested in gene's lucid dreaming plot at this point. Love all his silly little dreams and its incredible he never seems to have any nightmares or anything!!

this is reminding me of the movie where gene had a dream and he was scared that he wasn't good at music and that people weren't going to like his performance and the aliens came down to told him to stop 😭😭💔 his insecurity that he might not be that good a musician literally makes me cry. he's so sweet and kindhearted my babyy boy

CAN I SKIP SCHOOL AND GO BACK TO SLEEP LMAO

"Even successful musicians went to sixth grade, Gene."

"That's a MYTH!!"

weirdly mr ambrose started sounding completely normal at some point like did his voice actor come back and just wasn't credited?? or whoever did this impression was REALLY good jfc

mr ambrose HATES these fuckign kids bro

HES SO UNHINGED LMAO 😭😭

NOT THE STARING AGAIN. why are they literally just this image every single time gene plays music in this episode im gonna cry

love this specific frame of gene running his hand through his hair

awww bob is such a good dad

sidenote but this subplot with tina and louise is so stupid it actually made me laugh LMAO the fucking girl cricket. thr female cricket. like what if he's gay huh what then

"or if she's not his type she also makes a great best friend. she's a good listener" THANK YOU louise for acknowledging the cricket might be gay. she's an ally 🙏

AWW GENE WRITING HIS SONG <3 eugene mirman isnt a Good singer (not hating he literally says that all the time. they have to record each line seperately bcuz he cant sing on key) so its hard to tell when they're trying to make gene's songs seem good or not but this is really sweet. u can tell he just loves music so much

why is gene's song kinda making me emotional..... like this show is usually 50/50 on if it actually wants to take gene's songwriting ability seriously but in this episode its so clear how much he LOVES music and songwriting and how talented he is at it. he has trouble with focus and commitment sometimes but thats never an issue when it comes to his music and he'd happily spend an entire afternoon writing a song from start to finish (even skipping out on dinner) because he was so hyperfocused. love how much respect they give gene in this episode tbh

deeply appreciate the "larry murphy as teddy" credit despite teddy not having one single line in this entire episode. Literally just a legacy credit at this point

I LOVED THIS EPISODE 😭😭💕 i dont think it'll be as widely popular as some other episodes this season but as a gene fan and an artist this episode really resonated with me. the ending sequence was actually really beautiful (gives me the same vibes as "your heart's not broken its only growing" tbh) and i loved gene's song and all the different costumes they put him in for his dreams!! tina and louise's subplot was really cute too. very enjoyable episode if you're a gene fan or just a casual viewer who wishes he got more focus. he's SO SWEET and so passionate <3

#txt #bob's burgers #episode review

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