#This is a lie btw

[violetlunette]

At Ramshackle dorm Yuu: Sigh, I wanna date Silver! Grim: Sleepyhead? Yuu: I prefer Sleeping Beauty, but yes. He’s so man-pretty-- Ghost 1: You mean handsome? Yuu: Yes, but man-pretty’s more fun to say. Anyway, point is I wanna date him. How do I make that happen? Grim: Hrm~! Well, I don’t get why you’re interested, but why don’t you just walk up and ask him—MWAAH! *Gets shoved aside by three eager ghosts!* Ghost 3: No, you can’t do that! Yuu: I can’t? Ghost 1: Of course not! Everyone knows you never tell a person you like them! It’s just insanity! And completely boring. Yuu: But if I can’t tell him I like him and wanna to date, how do I get a said date? Ghost 2: Simple! You gotta play the bad boy. Yuu: Bad boy? Ghost 2: Yeah! You’ve heard the saying nice guys finish last, after all, right? Girls love a bad boy! Yuu: But Silver’s a boy. Ghost 2: Look, it’s one Y chromosome, there’s not that big a difference.

#not as funny as I think but meh #Poor Yuu getting bad advice #This is a lie btw #girls don't like bad boys they like confidence and the black jackets the boy usually wears #Girls date the bad boys to get the jacket #fact of life #lol #twst silver #twst yuu #twisted wonderland #twst grim #grim grinning ghosts #twst ghosts #hitchhiker ghosts #mine

[shions-chin-scar]

He's done nothing wrong in his life ever

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen anime spoilers #haruta shigemo #this is a LIE btw #he's done everything wrong ever

[ineedfriendsss]

#jensen ackles #misha collins #this is a lie btw #april fools #mishapocalypse

[crepus]

Me and my mentaly stable besties (Qin Xian and Wang Yi)

#this is a lie btw #we love 'I can fix him you are worse than him' #bl manhua #I have to be a great villain

[ask-hector-and-isaac]

Post COD Hector:On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard it was to craft that Laser Sword? You know gathering the materials and all

*sigh* It cannot be quantified. I was lucky enough that my Tiramisu was able to decipher an ancient inscription in the Aiolon Ruins. If she weren't by my side, I would have never noticed it.

It is a long, tedious process. The swords required are all built over each other, meaning you have to forge multiple copies of the same sword. And some of the materials come from monsters that are reluctant to drop their treasure... I killed them over and over until I could not feel my arms attached to my body. Good thing I wasted most of my time in the Infinite Corridor, where time does not pass...

But it was worth it. The Laser Blade is as indeed as Sage Eneomaos promised. And Isaac seemed to agree...

#akumajou dracula #ask hector and isaac #hector castlevania #this is a lie btw #the laser blade is not worth the absolute fuckery you have to go through #the 7-bladed sword is already a bitch and a half to forge because you need 6 short swords and the beelzebub's seal #the latter having a pitiful drop rate #but at least it's dark elemental! it works against enemies weak to dark! #and *also* you need one to create the death's scythe! #so if you want to get some of the best weapons in the game you need to forge this fucker 3 times! and grind for the seal 3 times! #the laser blade has +55 atk which is not bad but it has nothing going on for it #unlike say the force gloves and their fuck you explosion #or the chauve-souris and the ability to create the end #or the estoc and its final attack #bruh it's worth it for the hilarious image of hector going around with a lightsaber but that's about it

[peachdoxie]

I love making my life more difficult by waiting until the last minute to get things done 🥰

#anecdotes by peachdoxie #this is a lie btw

[arinmoss]

i love starting miku drawings and then not finishing them <3

#this is a lie btw #lol #I gave even more miku wips #I just.....forget about em -__- #also inkeep trying to draw like a cutesy miku but idk im not that good at cutesy drawings anymore alfjksjds #hatsune miku #arin moss

[gay-on-life]

Season finale of WWDITS has Guillermo saying "I love you" to Nandor in spanish. 400 injured 15 found dead

#this is a lie btw #i have no authority on show leaks #this is also a supernatural series finale reference #because that would be fucking hilarious of them #nandor the relentless #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits spoilers #guillermo de la cruz #kayvan novak #harvey guillen #nandermo #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos

[thisearthycat]

i apologize for changing my blog theme every other month i promise i’ll settle eventually

#not art #this is a lie btw #i am sorry if u remember me based on my pfp cuz that’s truly unfortunate im sorry im like this

[spaghetti-explosion]

mmm alcohol

#this is a lie btw #it tasted horrible

[ccassettetape]

im so normal :)

#this is a lie btw #ccassette recordings

[othunderous]

GO TO YOUR SPOTIFY REPEAT ON, PUT ON SHUFFLE AND LIST THE FIRST 10 SONGS !!

u are my high, dj snake

you're mine, phantogram

ptolemaea, ethel cain

strangers, ethel cain

america has a problem, beyonce ft kendrick lamar

august underground, ethel cain

tek it, cafuné

iphone, rico nasty

you wish, flyana boss

bloodline, sara james

tagged by: @dereiserne thank u

tagging: just steal it

#dash games tbt. #this is a lie btw #i have listened to nothing but ethel in like 5 days #💀💀💀

[90s-html-lesbians]

why did no one tell me that usagi sailor moon is just kinda a lil cringe fail 😔😔😔, woulda watched a lot sooner if i knew

#this is a lie btw #take ages to watch anything so it absolutely wouldn’t have made me watch it any sooner i’m afraid

[justashamwithwastedpotential]

Writing Sky's events have made me realize that I am very good at resisting the urge to create branching dialogue

#this is a lie btw #I love having minor dialogue changes based on previous decisions #yes there are 6 variations of their 2 heart event and 3 variations of their 4 heart event #yes each of those events also have 3 decisions that mostly overlap minus a few actions or lines of dialogue #what about it #i love making things hard on myself 💀 #🫡 🤡 #good news is that these events are the last thing I need before I consider version 1 complete 👀 #granted I have a lot more planned to add #and I might make some silly events for funsies that you can choose to disable if you feel like it ruins the immersion #but soon I think #maybe #soon is very relative #bc the current plan for their 10 heart event requires a lot #i might change it though so idk #farmer skylar #mod updates

[saintshigaraki]

i can be so normal about shigaraki. just watch me

#this is a lie btw #vicspeaks

[hecho-a-mano]

you ever hear a song that makes you wanna floss to? maybe a booty pop? that's how I feel about I Am The Walrus by The Beetles

#this is a lie btw #music meme #shitpost #floss #the beatles #dancing #text #queue are lovely #funny #jokes