#This is a joke but also

[ladybessyboo]

Since Jan Maas cited the 10% statistic, and Beard specifically said, “there are probably more people in this room who are gay,” just for funsies, I went to the bother of going through the scene to count how many people are actually in the locker room in that scene. It’s 21; if we choose to include Roy & Isaac, who just stepped out, it’s 23, and if we include Will, who was doing his job in the adjacent boot room, then it’s 24.

10% of that would indicate there are between 2.1-2.4 people in the locker room/general vicinity who are gay.

So……..

#ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #trent crimm #colin hughes #jamie tartt #the math is mathing #and it says #jamie tartt is bi CONFIRMED #this is a joke but also #is it?? #he’s flattered #vacillating between being 10% to 40% gay is a mood tbh

[oscarwiide]

what’s so wrong with wanting hot guys to fuck, like OH they’re BROTHERS?? you think that will STOP me???? my mind and its infinite power?????

#this is a joke but also #wincest #*

[justafriendofxanders]

need to create a beautiful minimalist web page to clarify my very specific positions on buffyverse ships like i'm running a political campaign

#this is a joke but also #at some point while editing the html on marianne williamson's 2024 campaign page you inevitably realize you desperately need to get a life. #think i'm gonna go outside now. see you all whenever #(tomorrow) #(in an hour) #buffyposting

[venator-signum]

happy late mother's day to opal and laudna for co-parenting one (1) nancy

#rosi shitposts #critical role #bells hells #crown keepers #cr campaign 3 #cr exu #exu opal #critical role laudna #laudna #critical role orym #orym of the air ashari #mothers day #this is a joke but also #there is potential here for the most unhinged duo imaginable

[theminecraftbee]

Rift cancelled, actually. If we ever let Mythical "I'd love a bag of dicks!" Sausage and Ren "I wanna have your puppies, Doc." Dog meet, they're gonna cross from weird innuendo to straight-up role-playing a porno

bold of you to assume they do not already do that

#answered #suggestive #THIS IS A JOKE BUT ALSO #GOD. YOURE RIGHT #AND YOU HAVENT EVEN YET ACCOUNTED FOR KERALIS.

[secondstar-acorn]

grace chasity is the main character of hatchetfield. to me.

#this is a joke but also #am I wrong #starkid #hatchetfield #grace chasity #npmd #nightmare time

[jon-withnoh]

Kind of excited for people who discovered Rebecca das Musical via the London production. Like hell yeah, jump right in, the water’s… well, there’s blood in the water and also there are women in unhealthy relationships having angry sex around every corner and half of us are crying rehashing the same plot points in more and more detail and —

Not going to lie though, I love it here.

#rebecca das musical #this is a joke but also

[etherealspacejelly]

i may be asexual but i dont let that stop me from being a monsterfucker

#asexual #monster fucker #furry #this is a joke but also #some monsters are kinda hot im not gonna lie

[flowersbian]

mobius hasn't actually aged in the TVA so. TVA magic makes him not age. Solved all your sadness related to mobius dying of old age. he just doesn't.

#lokius #mobius m mobius #this is a joke but also

[canonicaly-ace]

I can't believe the fox is asexual

#worlds beyond number #The fox wbn #This is a joke but also #“I'm not attracted to any of you” followed by “wait is he gonna be celibate” is giving vibes you know #the wizard the witch and the wild one

[chaoslynx]

bisexual erasure

#chaoslynx manga adventures #this is a joke but also #remember in my fic 'keep your eyes on me' where ash mentions that he keeps having to come out as bi #bc everyone keeps assuming he's either straight or gay? yeah

[iclaimedtobethebetterbard]

yet another video in which the dukeceit stans went unfed </3 how long must remus and janus each wait for his husband to return from the war and interact with him onscreen </3

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #thatsthat24 #dukeceit #janus sanders #remus sanders #demus #ts janus #ts remus #peregrin said a thing #ts spoilers #this is a joke but also

[chopscr3wey]

do people tag whether they use male or female agents ever? how do i filter whether my agent 24 search is yaoi or yuri👺👺

#this is a joke but also #i do think its something we should distinguish! #of course lotsa peoples interpretations of the agents are not just male or female(including myself. enby captain 3 headcanon here) #so it doesnt apply to everyone i suppose #agent 24 #rambles

[imjustemo4genoyall]

There WAS construction on Sunset. 'Cause they had to build the basketball court. Here's how Buddie can still win.

#buddie #this is a joke but also #it's actually 100% fact

[guccigarantine]

evidence for (checks the results of my own poll) bucci: gucci made the naming convention for the different groups in the cause [color][body of water] so that brnine could keep the name blue channel for their group

#this is a joke but also

[dollsmyname]

Reasons why the new boygenius album is Edogawa Conan aka Kudou Shinichi coded:

1- They are called boygenius. He is, in fact, a boy genius.

2- Trauma.

That is all, thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#this is a joke but also #fr that album is so him #anti curse is literally him #kudou shinichi #shinichi kudou #kudo shinichi #shinichi kudo #detco #detective conan #conan edogawa #edogawa conan #dcmk #ALSO NOT STRONG ENOUGH IS HIM #CANT BELIEVE I FORGOT THAT ONE