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Everyone loves to talk about confused angel!crowley:

But I don’t think we’re putting nearly enough energy into confused modern day demon Crowley:

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blep blep

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some recent sketches before i inevitably disappear again for another month!

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I love this line because it totally implies Stede has killed spiders for Ed before

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Who even uses this emoji

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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Today when they went to bed, Crowley noticed that Aziraphale had stuck a galaxy’s worth of glow-in-the-dark stars to their ceiling because he knew how much Crowley had loved making the real thing. Crowley nuzzled into Aziraphale’s side and mumbled his thanks, feeling slightly embarrassed and completely and utterly loved.

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Take these quick doodles bc i really wanna draw but hit an artblock so

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Today Crowley had to reassure the Bentley that the only reason they were taking the train was because Aziraphale loved trains, and in-turn, that Aziraphale did not love trains more than the Bentley, they just both believed it should get to have a break once in a while.

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The horrible pickup lines AU is here!

How Am I Winning This Conversation?

Summary:

Crowley's new coworker looks like an angel and has the inane ability to take every pickup line too literally. It doesn't stop Crowley from trying to flirt with him, even though he can barely string a coherent sentence together while in Aziraphale's presence. Somehow... it still works?

Excerpt:

So Crowley googled more pickup lines. And hoped for the best. "Angel, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print,” he said one day, while Aziraphale squinted at his tiny spreadsheet. He had shown him how to zoom in a number of times and yet, the angel insisted he liked this better since he could, and this was a quote, "See all the numbers together." What a weird man. Crowley was starting to adore him. "Frustrating and designed to deceive?" Aziraphale responded absentmindedly. His fingers had not stopped tapping on his calculator. Crowley found it unfairly hot. Both the words and the nonchalance with which they had been uttered. He laughed. Then went to make the angel some tea because he hadn't had any all day.

And a bonus meme because I couldn't stop myself:

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Aziraphale jumping out of Crowley’s closet: BOO!  Crowley:  Aziraphale: Crowley:   Aziraphale: *makes a sad face*  Crowley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

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Old man husbands

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Crowley: This date is boring! Aziraphale: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Crowley: Then why did you invite me? Aziraphale: I didn’t, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Aziraphale I'll do whatever I want!