nandor describing his Perfect Wife criteria and it just being guillermo... the concept of vampire/van helsing slayer being introduced with the guide's past... guillermo immediately supporting nandor in his quest for love and happiness again even though he was extremely mad at him... nandor fussing all over guillermo and diving after him to rescue him... guillermo acknowledging that his interest in nandor before the time skip was definitely romantic by comparing it to him now being in a relationship...
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Since Jan Maas cited the 10% statistic, and Beard specifically said, “there are probably more people in this room who are gay,” just for funsies, I went to the bother of going through the scene to count how many people are actually in the locker room in that scene. It’s 21; if we choose to include Roy & Isaac, who just stepped out, it’s 23, and if we include Will, who was doing his job in the adjacent boot room, then it’s 24.
10% of that would indicate there are between 2.1-2.4 people in the locker room/general vicinity who are gay.
So……..
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YALL LUCIEN TRAVELS 24/7 AROUND THE CONTINENT AND PRYTHIAN BECAUSE OF HIS JOB.
AND ELAIN SAID THE WORLD NEEDED MORE GARDENS!!!! NOT JUST THE NIGHT COURT!
SJM I SEE YOU!!! YOU AIN'T SLICK AT ALL
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
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Two of the sister mountains have been explored. Two of the Archeron sisters have been explored.
One of the sister mountains has not been explored. One of the Archeron sisters has not been explored.
The math is mathing.
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‼️‼️HOFAS WALMART BONUS CHAPTER SPOILERS AHEAD‼️‼️ There will be screenshots of said chapter.
Another day, another e/riel (multiple of them) missing the mark by A LOT.
I’m sure many of you are aware by now that the vendors that shelve books at Walmart have started putting HOFAS up on the shelves and last night we were graced with someone in our group chat that was able to get us shots of the bonus chapter. Shout out to the MVP! You know who you are 🥰🫶🏻. And of course the opposition got a hold of it and started spinning and reaching.
There is a song that Bryce plays on her phone for Azriel and Nesta called “Stone Mother”, They obviously can’t understand a word of it but as Nesta says she can feel it. This song clearly had an impact on Azriel as well because Bryce plays all kinds of different music at their request until her phone dies but the one song Bryce hears Azriel humming to himself is “Stone Mother”
So what did the little ewriels do? They went to Google and stuck in “Stone Mother” and the first thing that pops up? A link to a Native American story about the Stone Mother.
They read just far enough to start their bullshit and didn’t bother to finish the story or (surprise surprise 🙄) they didn’t understand the meaning of the story. Either one is just as likely as the other so take your pick. Twitter is filled with this little snippet from the beginning of the story.
This isn’t even the point of the story, it’s just background information to show how the woman got to where she is. Anyone who’s read and understand Native American myth and legends they are FULL of details that might not be relevant to the over all meaning of the story, to what they want you to LEARN from the story. But they’ve decided this little snippet means Gwynriel is dead and ewriel is confirmed. Remind anyone of bread and roses?
Translation is of course not perfect but you get the gist of it. The majority of them are like this and they are so wrong it’s not even funny at this point. The woman leaving her first husband is not the point of the story. It has nothing to do with the reasoning of the very real rock formation we have today. If they would have just scrolled down a little further it would have saved them.
I mean props to them for find the right story, they just got the rest so very wrong. This is connected to Azriel and his MOTHER. Not Elain. We have this interaction with Bryce, Az and Nesta while they are sharing stories.
This coupled with Azriel humming “Stone Mother” makes it pretty obvious it’s in relation to him and his mother.
All this also just reinforces that Azriel’s books is next. Sarah has already said HOFAS does set up the next ACOTAR book and Elain isn’t present AT ALL in HOFAS and very little in ACOSF but Azriel is in both, and Gwyn is in ACOSF. And per her pattern of writing she does start setting up the couple in the prior books. Math is mathing people. Math👏🏻is👏🏻mathing.
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buck having a NDE that drives them apart -> eddie having a NDE that brings them back together. for good this time 🙏🏼💓
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gojo’s hair is pretty long, genuinely almost shoulder length without the undercut, so it makes me wonder if he ever committed to The Worst Mullet before he found his style
got an undercut for his blindfold, shaved the sides of his head for the glasses.
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Something something Stede's personal arc in this season being about learning to command respect as a captain outside of Ed/Blackbeard's shadow
Something something Edward's personal arc being about discovering who he wants to be outside of his Blackbeard/Kraken myth/persona + learning to give up control + learning to trust again
Something something Stede pushing Ed against the wall in that promo
Ergo
Top!Stede / Bottom!Ed confirmed
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