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starfilled-galaxy · 11 months

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guys. guys.. not to be like. the crazy one, but like

i dont fucking care that there was "news" about the rps at vidcon

actually kinda scared for the rps to come back??

Like, idk after I learned a LOT about issues with Mystreet, it's not very exciting anymore. Plus I have this whole story in my head now, a rewrite, my version, and I dont want a new season of Mys to remind me that my little version of this story is extremely not canon. Also that canon is worse.

Oh and I actually despise the remake of MCD. I hate it so much. Like maybe I'd be more excited if she was continuing the og MCD, but no it's going to be the remake of course because she abandoned the original.

#dont even get me started on MID #not saying that if you like these or are excited for it that you're wrong or smth btw #aphblr #im not gonna put much aphmau tags just because of my irrational fear of jess seeing this post #mystreet #hot take ig?#......just in case i'll just say if you're gonna respond especially arguing against my post pls do so kindly (and maybe with tone tags)#my anxiety may not be able to take it so??? pls be nice #i mean im kinda a small blog so i dont really expect anyone to care about this post but ya know just playing it safe #niko.txt

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xxscrabiesxx · 9 months

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hey has. does anyone have thoughts on the hot chick. because i am having thoughts. like yes, its a little dated, but. fuck. fuck? what is it about acceptance, not being in the right body, relationship confusion due to lack of self recognition, and misplaced or unrequited love? hello? like ok sure there was period typical off color jokes but even within that you'll find a character who has odd depths considering their screentime and role. like. the toilet attendant who, after his initial confusion, immediately helped jessica when she couldn't figure out how to pee correctly in her male body. or april, who once she recognized jess for who she was, immediately began helping her/ accepted her body for what it was. and found beauty and comfort in jessica, no matter what form she took? or jake, whose a little confused but got the spirit? if we take away the haha silly body switch and just present it as a woman in a man's body, the movie is a heartfelt portrayal of young queer love. anyways jessica has TWO HANDS PLEASE JUST CONSIDER-

#maude shouts into the void #the hot chick #i was pleasantly surprised to really connect to some of the characters #like yes its an early #2000s movie. and so it has jokes of that color but.#but look. the disgust with the wrong body but still being loved by those around you?#ouagihsibddhshdougahouagahoauagah #ALSO. CONSIDER JESS HAS TWO HANDS. JUST CONSIDER POLYAMORY PLEASE PLEASE PLEA

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lowkeyclowning · 1 year

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AHAHHAHAHAH YESSS YESSSSSSSS

#the collector #chromeskull #asa emory edit #the collector edit #jesse cromeans #chromeskull edit #bullying jess is my favorite sometimes #he’s kind of (really) a pos #but he is hot

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izzythehutt · 1 year

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The Professional and Personal Passions

Thinking about how late S4 Jesse gained the respect of Gus and Mike and had sort of resigned himself to being a "professional" criminal in their style—for the money, and with a degree of cold, matter-of-fact dispassion. He's hurt by the breakdown of his relationship with Mr. White (in the way someone would be about a bad breakup) so he's clearly not interested in that kind of deeply felt, personal relationship in his "criminal" life—or at least he's convinced himself that he doesn't want it anymore.

(Sidenote: I seriously question how long that Jesse would have enjoyed cooking for Gus's organization without Walt. Mike might be a marginally better 'father figure' in the sense of not having a vampiric need for Jesse, but the co-dependence runs both ways and I tend to think the intense need Mr. White has for him was a lot of the appeal in the first place. I could see being a criminal becoming a rote, routine job without the intense if unhealthy emotional connection Walt provides—rather like Walt growing bored of working with Gale after a couple weeks. That coupled with the violence necessary in the drug business, and I'm thinking Jesse would be disillusioned and looking for a way out to get a new start with Andrea and Brock not long into the arrangement. But I digress.)

Jesse thinks he can be content with Gus's respect and Mike's grudging, gruff affection. He doesn't have any illusions about his relationship with Gus Fring—it's for mutual benefit, there's no love here. He's mature about this.

...And Walt took one look at that and said, "I'm sorry, Jesse, there is nothing 'professional' about how we do crime in this family, everything has to be a deeply personal psycho-drama and you're a central player in mine" and then proceeded to poison Jesse's girlfriend's son and convince him Gus had done it as a bid to goad Jesse into killing his former partner when in fact the exact opposite was true. He couldn't just ask Jesse nicely, he had to "re-bond" them by attacking Jesse at the most personal level imaginable and framing Gus for it, while simultaneously making this personal attack about their relationship and how mean ol' no fun business only Fring came in and messed it up.

And it...works. Fairly easily, to the point where one wonders if Jesse is almost......looking for an excuse to go back to Walt.....

I mean, this comparatively insane behavior is the final straw which implodes their partnership in the end, but you can tell there's a part of Jesse that also is ultimately more comfortable with having a deeply messy ride or die murder partner over a crime boss who just wants you to do your job. Eff professionalism, we die like men!

#jesse pinkman #walter white #breaking bad #breaking bad meta #brba #gustavo fring #mike ehrmantraut #jesse and walt were both in it for the drama #hot take jesse stealing meth from the lab was subconsciously motivated by trying to get walt's attention #he's acting out because that's the only way he knows how to get dad to pay attention to him #they really are the worst criminals which makes them accidentally forming the greatest meth operation in us history more hilarious

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cherryflavoredbutch · 1 year

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when walter hugs jesse in season 5 episode 11. no man has ever deserved to die like walter hartwell white

#my posts #one of the craziest moments in television history #the fact that jesse had JUST called walter out for the fact that he's constantly manipulating him by acting like he cares #when really he's just acting out of self-interest #and then walter immediately does JUST that by hugging him #and jesse just takes it even though he definitely knows he's being manipulated just because he clearly needs it so badly #no hell hot enough! there is no hell hot enough!!!!

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hotsinglehorsesinyourarea11037 · 1 year

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Im pretty sure James from Team Rocket made me trans

#it was the way he looked at that rose so affectionately #like damn I wanted that gender #god said evil and hot and I want it too #I'm only making this connection now but i was/am fully planning on dyeing my hair purple when I’m older FUCK #Jesse planted the seed in my head about Women but my gay realisation was most definitely muffet from undertale so she can’t get full credit #however muffet is a different story and it’s not being told today #James made me bi after Jesse looked me dead in the eyes and told me about women #trans #I’m a bit dillusional rn I’m really sorry about this I’m going to sleep after I finish the tags #lgbtq+#Pokémon #team rocket #shitpost #Pokémon anime

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gearslips · 2 years

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really thought the way people talk about nacho's death would get less romanticized as time goes on but instead there's this retroactive decision that he never did anything wrong, was the most moral character in the show, and that shooting himself in the head so he wouldn't be violently tortured to death was a heroic act of love.

#darb.txt #better call saul #he's my 2nd favorite character in this show so dont take this the wrong way #i just really disagree with the way i keep hearing ppl talk about him.#sometimes i read posts about nacho and it just boils down to ''why killing urself is cool if youre young and hot''#like oh my god dont get me wrong. he assured the safety of his father. thats great. it doesnt make killing urself an act of heroism #its like. not even an act of self-sacrifice either because he would have died no matter what he did #some of ur takes on him scare me and i mean that.#his story is far more about being doomed from the start and being stripped of agency to me. his final choice is not a real choice-#his choice to die is not a choice at all. suffer some more or get it over with. either way his death is certain.#his story is a tragedy it is not a story of love or absolution it is tragic and about a lack of control. but okayyyyyyyyyy #hes like how some of u treat jesse w/ the dial turned up to 11 #thats my hot take for today sorry.

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computerpeople · 1 year

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mikes generally a strange character to me because hes clearly supposed to be sole survivor man like nathan drake-esque horror protag but he lacks almost all the personality and machoisms that characters like that tend to share. he's kind of self depreciative and seems to view himself as just sort of an unlikeable person, but seems okay with this fact or at least has no drive to change it or "hate" that part of him. he's kind of always got this dough faced naive and anxious expression. he curses but none of it sounds natural. his manner of speech is generally kind of weird, like hge struggles with it in some way. he's not really whiney or petty like a lot of horror protagonists tend to be as well. mikes a weird character because he clearly cares a lot about what hes doing but he has sort of this strange apathy that coats everything he does, but it's not like he doesnt CARE whats happening he just kind of seems like he. lives in a different world.

#okay the more i consider mikes personality and work on learning how tyo write him for my rewrite im realizing #he definitely does ALSO seem autistic. but in a very #almost... 'i was a random farm kid who was just really really hot and rich and that made me popular' kind of autistic where he knows he #fits into the cliques and the popular kids and the hot people but doesn't really know what about him makes him that other than being hot #hes kind of exactly what jess is MADE to seem like #he doesnt really have anything going on in his head past. yknow. being hot #so being forced into this macho manly survivor role must be really jarring for him #mike monroe #txt

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majimassqueaktoy · 2 years

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Santjima

#the fact he went to the trouble of applying an extremely realistic white beard is so....#you really are majimas kyodai #but also lmao at it not being a proper santa beard but more of a hot dilf type beard so ?#saejimas like I'll commit to the bit of being santa BUT i still want to be hot tho #jess plays yakuza

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marklikely · 1 year

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misogyny has people in a death grip because how the hell did we end up in a world where people think billy is the most important defining characteristic of a black christmas movie