#They're all babies

[tommyarashikage]

Bonnie Wulff | Elias Wulff (ci) Huo Liang | Quhiri (m/k1) Shireen Oqir (sw) | Wendy (f/o4)

@zevlor tagged me to use this adorable picrew! thank you so much ori, this was a lot of fun to do 💜

tagging (opt in/out): @risingsh0t @bbrocklesnar @carlosoliveiraa @onehornedbeast @sergeiravenov

@alexxmason @nightbloodbix @finding-comfort-in-rain @confidentandgood @josephslittledeputy

@aceghosts @socially-awkward-skeleton @voidika @thedeadthree @shadowglens

@leviiackrman @corvosattano @purplehairsecretlair @fourlittleseedlings @strangefable

@kyber-infinitygems @roofgeese @captastra @inafieldofdaisies @gwynbleidd

@cassietrn @ri-a-rose @shellibisshe

#picrew. #oc: bonnie wulff #oc: elias wulff #oc: huo liang #oc: quhiri #oc: shireen oqir #oc: wendy #had to hold myself back with this one #they're all babies #do not ask me why but you can apparently only tag 5 people per paragraph otherwise tags will be broken #thanks tungle #this sure is a web site

[zeynatura]

He is. smolest baby. well maybe not THE smolest because Elle exists but. smol. must protecc. Julius is right actually—

Ludger IS baby, he's a baby that has a baby (Elle) and a fur baby (Rollo) 🥺 and a baby boy (Julius) 🥹💖

#tox2 #v ask #ludger will kresnik #they're all babies

[vellichorom]

Cat or dog

catgirls.......... nya

#anonymous #inbox #crackhead answer aside i am a cat person #well actually i'm a cow person but that's beside the point #though dogs ARE just. ough. babies #they're all babies #fun fact i was known as the crazy cat lady ALL throughout my schooling days. & by god did i play my role well

[princessxgarbage]

Happy ShiSaku Week!

Day 4 @shisakuweek

Title: Witchwood

Prompt: magic

Warnings: they're wholesome BABIES

Words: 1,619

Read on AO3

"Here you go, miss, you dropped this."

Sakura turns to find a boy holding a bundle of lemongrass out for her to take. It must have fallen from her basket. He seems to be a little older than herself, maybe 12 or 13 years to her 10, with soft black curls framing his face in little wisps. The aura that surrounds him is gleaming a soft green, as if reflecting the same color of her own eyes.

She lifts the basket towards him without a word and waits for him to drop it back in with the other herbs and flowers. When he doesn't put them back right away she squints a glare at him.

"Well?" She asks, shaking the basket towards him in a small movement. He blinks rather dumbly and finally returns the bundle to the basket. She rolls her eyes after she's turned away from him, sparing him from her disdain. She resumes her walk, away from the simpleton, but he quickly follows her.

"I'm Shisui," the boy says, though Sakura does not deign to look at him or engage in his attempted conversation. After a few steps without an answer from her he tries again.

"Aaaaaand you are?”

"Busy," Sakura replies. Who does this guy think he is? She's walking alone with an arm full of herbs and flowers, and she's not exactly looking to make friends. He trips over half a step at her response. Buuuut, he quickly returns himself in step with her and tries again.

"Well then, nice to meet you Miss Busy," he smirks. She huffs air out of her nose in annoyance. Maybe she can lose him in the woods. She takes a sharp turn away from him very suddenly and walks right off the path, over a felled tree and into the forest.

Of course he doesn't take the hint.

"Woah-oh! What are you doing!?" he scrambles over the tree to follow her, "it's dangerous off the path!"

"For you, maybe."

"For anyone! Don't you know witches live in these woods?"

Oh. Oh, this will be fun.

"Where did you hear that?" She's deftly avoiding any obstacles the unruly forest lays before her, while he tries to follow her exact steps. He keeps looking back over his shoulder, probably hoping not to lose sight of the path.

"In the village? My gramps once told me about this time he got lost in these woods." The boy, Shisui, is clearly very eager to keep Sakura company. "He said when he finally found the river he heard a witch singing spells near the waterfall. And that she sang louder than the waterfall itself!"

Sakura rolls her eyes for the second time. That definitely sounds like something her grandmother would have done.

But he didn't need to know that.

"So you're scared of your grandfather's bad hearing?" She asks, and he scoffs.

"No! My gramps wasn't old when he heard the witch's song. His hearing was fine!" He's pouting, she can hear it in his voice. She sets down her basket and starts to climb the large boulder they've come across. The canopy is dense here and there's plenty of moisture, so she climbs to get her favorite kind of moss at the top of the boulder.

"Now what are you doing?" Shisui asks, cocking his head to the side in question as he watches her climb. He stands in wait, guarding her basket.

"What does it look like I'm doing?"

"I, uhh… besides climbing a rock, I'm not really sure." He shrugs then crosses his arms across his chest.

She sits once she reaches the top, straightens out her skirts and takes out her small mushroom knife.

"I'm gathering the moss." And she does. She gently scrapes a large portion away from the rockface and separates her share from what she's left behind. Tucks her knife away and prepares to toss the clump of moss at Shisui.

"Catch," she warns, really hoping he doesn't crush the moss when he catches it. She could always pick some more, but she'd have to find another boulder. Can't take too much from one spot.

Shisui catches the portion of moss with both hands flat and open, successful in not crushing it. She's almost impressed, but mostly relieved.

"Now what?" he asks, looking at the moss in his hands like it holds all the secrets of the universe. She giggles and starts her descent from the boulder.

"Put it in the basket," she doesn't actually say the duh that was sitting on the tip of her tongue, but it hurt her a little bit not to. He sets it down on top of the other items in her basket, careful not to touch any plant he's unfamiliar with.

"What're all these for?" he questions. He picks the basket up for her and moves to follow her again, without giving it back. Ah, well, if he's going to pester her he might as well make himself useful.

"Medicine, poultices, that sort of thing." She keeps her answer vague on purpose. She figures he won't ever realize their true purpose without being told, and besides she's not really lying.

She keeps walking to her next stop, again easily avoiding any obstacles and irritating plants. Shisui follows dutifully close behind her.

They're well off the path by now, and Sakura shakes her head slightly at how trusting this boy who doesn't know her is.

"You're going to get lost out here, you know," she says, not unkindly. His step falters.

"Oh. I thought you were from the village. We could go back together?"

"What if I'm not from the village?" She stops walking and turns to face him. She reaches her hand out and wraps her grasp around the handle of the basket. He gives it back easily.

"Then I guess I'm already lost," he chuckles and reaches a hand behind his head to ruffle the back of his hair.

She smiles sweetly before she taunts him.

"You know, I hear there are witches in these woods. It wasn't very smart of you to follow a stranger into them."

"Uhh," he looks sheepish as she recounts his mistake, "the stranger seemed… nice?"

Sakura laughs at that.

"Seriously? I didn't even tell you my name!" She's still laughing, "what about the past half hour made you think I was nice?”

Shisui is smiling as she laughs, even though it's at his expense. He clears his throat a little to get her attention.

"Actually, I saw you around the village. You gave something to my neighbor. Was it one of those 'poultice' thingies?"

"Oh, maybe. Depends on who your neighbor is," she replies. She resumes her walk, planning on bringing Shisui back to his path home in a roundabout way. She smirks and hopes she can mess with him a little bit more before parting ways. "So, you followed me?"

"I didn't mean to, but you dropped that plant and no one else went to help you-"

"Lemongrass," she interrupts.

"Wha-?"

"It was lemongrass," she stops walking and turns around, retrieving the bundle from her basket. She holds it out to him, "here, smell it."

"You just told me not to trust you."

She giggles, "I didn't say that! It's not going to hurt you," she rolls her eyes so he can see this time, "but if you don't want to-"

He cuts her off before she can taunt him further and takes the bundle from her hand. Tentatively brings it to his nose and gives it a sniff.

"Hmm, smells like… lemons?"

"Hence the name, genius."

"Makes sense," he strokes his chin in deep thought with his free hand and hands back the bundle to her. "What else do you know about plants?"

She tucks the lemongrass away and turns to keep walking.

"Ohh, plenty," she muses, "mostly I just gather what my mother asks me to, but-" she turns her head to the left and holds her hand up to her mouth conspiratorially, "I know all the poisons and where to find them."

He's stopped dead in his tracks.

She giggles and turns away from him, still walking over cruel twists of tree roots and through thick groups of plants. He quickly recovers and catches up to her.

"Ohh, that… that sounds like useful information?" he says rather nervously. She simply chuckles warmly as a response.

After another moment of walking, Shisui dashes ahead of her a bit and places his hand on the trunk of a large tree.

"So what kind of tree is this?" He leans up against it in what she imagines is meant to be suave.

"Oak."

He dashes up to another tree and points at it.

"And this one?"

"Also oak. Did you even look at it?"

"I'm not sure what differences to look for."

"Any of them. How the leaves are shaped, the way it grows. There are plenty of differences between the trees if you would just observe them."

He seems to think for a moment before saying, "I could always ask you though. If I need to know."

Oh joy, she thinks, a promise of more of whatever this is.

"That would require us to be friends," she scoffs.

"You're right Miss Busy, we should be friends." He grins at her and starts walking backwards towards the village, offering a cheerful wave goodbye. "Thanks for not letting me stay lost." He turns and dashes away.

She emerges from the woods and back onto the path back to his village. He steps out and looks up and down the path, deciding on which direction it is.

She lets out a deep, exhausted sigh.

It might be nice to have a friend.

Part 2

#shisakuweek2023 #shisaku rodeo #shisui/sakura #Naruto #shisui baby boy #they're all BABIES #i love them your honor #this WILL be continued #i love witchy shit too much not to #my fic

[tsukinohana]

literally me calling hunter baby

#they're all babies #also related when she was like i never expected to be a mother of six #the owl house #toh spoilers #mel.txt

[eriyu]

kicks my feeties thinking about all my pretty dolls i want to play with

#they're all babies #and fetuses #none of them have gotten as far as lv 20 msq and some of them are still in character creator #but i am Thinking about them #ff #ffxiv #eriyu has an irl

[bnesszai]

My friend isn't even at the Grand Line yet they're all BABIES

#she's meeting Smoker rn #i love him so much #where is he what is he doing #LUFFY YOU BABY #ZORO BABY #THEY'RE ALL BABIES #one piece

[tentotea]

so, i’m rewatching the hunger games for the first time in years and god all the kids look so young

#they're all babies #i know that's the point but god #the hunger games #kat speaks

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[gunpowdercarousel]

THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKING WEAK

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #astarion #wyll #but who is the weakest of the weak? #wyll is probably the strongest of the three #astarion probably has better cardio than gale but is slightly weaker #but they're all pathetically weak baby boys

[nerdpoe]

Danny wakes up, strapped into a rollercoaster train car with a bunch of other civilians, in a dilapidated amusement park, with an insane clown laughing through the speakers.

He can see that the track is entirely broken, and that it will send them straight to the ground.

Danny knows he won't die.

Danny knows the civilians in the train car with him will.

So he slowly freezes the wheels until the car stops, a mere four feet from the edge, allowing the icy tendrils to snake down the support struts and reinforce them. His eyes are letting out a faint blue glow, his hands frosted over, and he isn't so much focusing on keeping the ice stable as he is focusing on getting it into the gears and ensuring that the train car can't be knocked off the track.

Now the civilians are feverishly whispering words of encouragement to him, to keep it up, while the local vigilante family fights the Joker.

Why, oh why, did he think that going on vacation in Gotham was a good idea?

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #first thing danny does when they're all rescued to is ask the civilians to not blab that it was him with the ice #that he's not ready to tell his parents yet #gothamites are just like #“awww poor baby isn't out of the closet of course we can lie to the police don't you worry” #Batman is just impressed because he knows the kid has definitely got Mechanical Engineering skills #from how the ice was targeting certain areas #quietly making plans to the side on his phone for Wayne Enterprises to have a scholarship set aside for this kid #lmfao danny u ain't escaping gotham that easy

[littledemo0n]

So excited for the movie and definetely not at all dreading whats to come :))))

#sketch #ilustracion #digital ilustration #shitpost #transformers #transformers one #transformers megatron #transformers optimus #d 16 #orion pax #my poor poor babies.. #i feel like they're gonna pull a barbie and its gonna be all shits and giggled up till like the last 10 minutes of the film #either that or they better hit me with an ITSV moment and pull a betrayal scene so heartbreaking i feel my heart physical explode #whatever happens i guess 🙃🙃

[delhe-dalim]

AAAA I JUST WATCHED THE MOVIEE!! I rlly enjoyed itt<33 And here's little DonniE !☝️🤓

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mutant mayhem #artists on tumblr #doodles #donatello #I WANNA DRAW ALL THE BABY TURTLES WITH THEIR DAD THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEE 😭😭😭😭 #tmnt mutant mayhem #tmnt donnie

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 105

 A cult summons the ghost king. Except they don’t. Instead they get these tiny white-haired triplets of toddlers blinking at the summoning circle looking confused. 

 They’ve gotten the ghost princes and princess instead. 

 The very young princes and princess who are none too pleased and going to cause problems on purpose for both rogues and heroes alike. As godlings de-aged into their ghost age are like to do. 

 Meanwhile in the Realms, Pariah is staring down at where his trio of ghost toddlers that Clockwork had handed him when he had first woken up and was still groggy just disappeared from. He looks over at Fright Knight, his dearest brother, who looks just as shocked. 

 Clockwork is going to kill them both if they don’t get the kids back now. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dan fenton #danny fenton #ellie fenton #pariah dark #fright knight #clockwork #ghost prince danny #prompts #What did Clockwork do? Good question #The Observants sure are regretting some things now though #Pariah was still half asleep when the sarcophagus opened and when three babies were dumped into his arms #His core latched on before he even registered that his maybe-ex was there #Do they count as exes when they never divorced #well if he doesn't get the kids back they sure will be #meanwhile the JL are pulling their hair out #JL Dark are hysterically laughing #Oh god Pariah Dark fuckin procreated they're all so dead #Oh no it's literal toddlers oh fuck #Klarion somehow befriends them via the power of “want to pet my cat” #hilariously all the realms think that the triplets are bio Clockwork's and Pariah's and nothing can convince them otherwise #Look they have Clockwork's hair color! And that one has Pariah's flames awww! #They even have their eyes how adorable!

[soup-mother]

desperately need to forcibly beat the terra nullius out of how people on this website talk about Australia. you fucking cannot be saying shit like "oh everyone lives on the coast because it's the only habitable bit" in full seriousness.

doubly so for how everyone acts like indigenous tasmanians don't exist anymore. even fucking UNESCO said that shit for like 40 years and only got rid of it recently.

#my post #Australia #people live on the coast cus it's where the boats landed baby #It's settler colonialism all the way down #obligatory being pissed at the introduction to war of the worlds #'diversity win i mentioned indigenous tasmanians to spread the myth they're extinct'

[anna-scribbles]

they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭 #in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭 #nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is! #and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl. #anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste