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MDZS ch.83

MAYDAY MAYDAY CH 83 IS OUT AND OUR LIVES ARE AT RISK DKXGZJHXJXUSJS omg omg BREATH HANJI. BREATH.

*takes a deep breath* this is the chapter, guys. The chapter of that freaking spoiler. I'm gonna enjoy it all the same.

EDIT:

The second ‘siege’ could indeed be recorded in history. However, instead of being its scale or number of deaths, it’d be because it was the most pointless, laughable event of the cultivation world.

If you had succeeded, breaking you all would have been a pleasure :)

EDIT 2:

Wei WuXian knew at once. The closest ‘safe place’ to Yiling was the area of the YunmengJiang Sect. He asked, “So you intend on going to Lotus Pier next?”

Lan QiRen was vigilant, “Why do you ask?”

Wei WuXian, “Nothing. I just wanted to ask if I could go along.”

Sect Leader Yao warned, “Wei WuXian! You did a good deed today, but those are two separate things. Please understand that it’s impossible for us to associate with you.”

SOMEONE STOPS ME BECAUSE IF MY HANDS GET AROUND THOSE NECKS I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE FOR TALKING LIKE THIS TO MY WWX

HE FREAKING SAVED YOU PATHETIC LIVES, YOU ASSHOLES

EDIT 3:

Everyone knew that Sect Leader Jiang, the one whom Wei WuXian turned against, hated him the most. They all thought that their negotiation would fall through.

Yet, he only let out a bitter laugh, “So you dare go back to Lotus Pier?”

I need these two idiots to talk everything out. JIANG CHENG STOP BEING JIANG CHENG FOR ONE MINUTE AND TALK WITH YOUR BROTHER.

Wwx back at lotus pier gives me too many feels I'm gonna die for sure

EDIT 4:

One of the boys commented, “Heavens, it’s so shaky that it feels like there’s a storm in my stomach. Hey, SiZhui-xiong, you’re throwing up as well? Aren’t you from Gusu? It’s not like you’re from the North. Why are you even more seasick than I am?!”

*screams incoherently*

GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT GUSU. WHAT GUSU HE IS NOT FROM GUSU *hysterical laugh* I'm jumping on my chair and I just need it to come out in the open. Can someone say the truth to this beautiful boy, my sizhui djcysjcush

EDIT 5:

Just as he was about to throw up some more, he suddenly saw a dark silhouette hanging onto the part of the boat below the rail, half of its body submerged inside the river’s water, staring straight at him.

(Omg WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT RUN BABY RUNNNN)

[...] Just as he pressed down onto the hilt of his sword, he looked carefully and exclaimed, “The Ghost…”

Inside of the cabin, as Jin Ling heard this, he immediately rushed out with his sword, “A ghost? Where? I’ll kill it for you!”

(ZHUILING GUYS. ZHUILING. OMG THESE TWO, THESE TWOOOOOO. JIN LING SAY "I'lL kIlL iT fOr YoU" dkxujsxyusyxejdhxiek YES YES JUST Y E S-)

Lan SiZhui, “Not a ghost—the Ghost General!”

(WEN NING BLESS YOUR SOUL MY LOVE PLS EXPLAIN EVERYTHING TO SIZHUI. also I'm laughing so hard at the mental image of wen ning clinging at the side of the boat bfjshxjdhd)

EDIT 6:

“Pfft!”

“JingYi, what are you laughing about?”

Lan JingYi, “Look at him. He is clinging onto the boat without moving at all, almost like a big, oblivious sea turtle!”

(SAME, BABY. SAME. ME AND JINGYI HAVE THE SAME REACTIONS, MY BOY.)

[...] Lan JingYi, “What is there to be scared of? It is not like you have not seen him before!”

(THE VOICE OF REASON. WEN NING AND JINGYI BROTHERHOOD. I'M HONESTLY CRYING AT HOW PURE MY SON IS GOOD JOB BABE)

EDIT 7:

Wen Ning stared at Lan SiZhui’s face as he walked toward him. Lan SiZhui noticed that he was here for him. He steadied himself as Wen Ning asked, “Wh-What is your name?”

(I AM SCREAMING. I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH MY THROAT HURTS. I'M CRYING AS WELL. I JUST NEED WEN NING TO KNOW HE IS NOT ALONE IN THE WORLD AND FOR SIZHUI TO REMEMBER AND REALISE BOTH WHO HIS BLOOD AND NOT-BLOOD FAMILIES ARE.)

EDIT 8: sizhui saying his name is lan yuan is breaking me

EDIT 9:

Dead people had no expressions, but Lan SiZhui was under the illusion that he thought he saw Wen Ning’s eyes light up.

He also thought that Wen Ning was feeling very excited, so excited that he stammered as he spoke. He himself began to feel excited as well, as though they were about to reveal a secret hidden for years.

Oh gods in the universe spare me.

EDIT 10:

"You really look like a distant relative of mine"

Szjahdiudicishcoshcoshxodhd WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH MY HEART RN THIS IS SO SWEET AND SAD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PLS PLS GIVE THESE BABES A JOY. PLS LET THEM HUG AND TALK ABOUT FAMILY AND JUST GIVE THEM THIS. GIVE THEM THIS PLS, I NEED IT AS WELL *sobs*

Also, lan wangji parenting is- *finds no good enough words in the dictionary*

And sizhui correcting himself and calling him mr.wen? This boy. This boy is so gentle and his soul is so shiny and beautiful.

EDIT 11:

For something, watching the ‘Ghost General’, a deeply sour sense of familiarity rose up amid Lan SiZhui, along with a blurry thought—he seemed to have seen this face some place, some time ago. It seemed that there was a name that almost broke through some sort of a barrier. If he said the name out loud, many other things would resurface as well, and he’d understand everything.

BABY YES PLS REMEMBER ABOUT BIG BROTHER XIAN AND LWJ AND GRANNY AND WEN QING AND WEN NING AND ALL THE OTHERS PLS THE MEMORY YOUR FAMILY IS STILL THERE

EDIT 12:

But at this point, Lan SiZhui saw Jin Ling, who stood at the side.

(Shit. SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SH-)

After some silence, Wen Ning changed his wording, “Young Master Jin Ling?”

(of course of frEAKING COURSE CUTE, SWEET SCENES CAN'T LAST FOR SHIT IT THIS NOVEL my boy, my jl, calm down babe I know you want to hurt him I know baby just-)

Lan SiZhui, “Young Master Jin…”

Jin Ling, “Move to the side. It’s none of your business.”

But Lan SiZhui somehow felt that it definitely wouldn’t be none of his business. He went over and put himself between the two, “Jin Ling, put your sword away fir-”

Jin Ling was feeling tense anyway. His sight being blocked, he couldn’t help but shouted, “Don’t stop me!”

He reached out and pushed.

(OMG PLS NoOo BABE DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF SIZHUI I WANNA HUG ALL OF THEM THIS ANGST IS NOT WHAT I WANTED WHY WhYyYy

But SiZhui going from a more formal "young master ling" to "jin ling" how should I not ship them god sizhui a blessing

Also pls don't gang up against jl pls he has every right to feel like that my boy, just don't-)

EDIT 13:

Wen Ning saw that Lan SiZhui’s complexion was pale. Anxious, he blurted, “Young Master Jin, come at me. Wen Ning will not resist. But A- Young Master Lan Yuan…”

WeN nInG pLs-

(He stopped himself from calling him a-yuan guys I surrender. I can't read anymore. I'm dying)

EDIT 14 (i'm sorry this shit is getting so long-):

I knew it would come to this. I KNEW IT. DON'T GANG UP AGAINST JIN LING DON'T YOU EVER DARE. I need jin ling happy with ppl that loves him you're not alone, sizhui and jingyi love you, you have friends, you even have wwx, you're not alone babe-

EDIT 15:

Seeing the two, Lan SiZhui felt that no matter what difficulties he faced, he could overcome them no matter what, beaming, “HanGuang-Jun! Senior Wei! Come over here!”

FAMILY VIBES. I HAVE BEEN THIRSTY FOR THESE FAMILY VIBES SINCE CH 74. I NEED MORE OF THIS I NEED CH 84 NOW. N O W

#grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the founder of diabolism #the founder of evil magic #mdzs novel #mdzs fangirling mode #lan sizhui #lan yuan #mdzs ch.83

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yoichooseno · 7 years

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Hey howdy hey! Could you possibly maybe write about an AU where the batboys are really big fans of Diana (aka Wonder Woman) and them meeting her? Maybe not all of them but either way it would make me very happy Inspired by @thelittleredheadedmusician

Yes okay yes

(Sorry it’s late. Stupid exams)

Things have been looking down around the manor. Bruce had to head out with most of the JL for an extremely covert operation somewhere in the Middle East. They left sometime ago, maybe two weeks, and the boys are counting the hours of radio silence.

Dick, initially trying to keep the group positive, tells some stories from his YJ days- for example, the time they were ordered radio silence and then woke up with no memory of the last six months. Poor Konnor hadn’t even been alive six months prior, and he had gone savage.

“At least,” Dick smiles his most reassuringly big brother smile, “Uncle Clark won’t go animal.” He is met with weak smiles. “Well, I mean, even if he did- there’s not much they can’t handle. You know that,” he adds.

That was at hour 78.

By hour 93, Dick was telling stories of his own experiences with radio silence less and less for the purpose of comforting his younger siblings, and more to reassure himself. To remind himself that everything always works out.

At approximately 130 hours and 15 minutes, he mentions the time Wonder Woman had to carry Bruce back to the tower after Bruce broke his leg. At the mention of the Amazon warrior, everyone sits up.They love Wonder Woman. So much.

So they go around the room telling their favourite Wonder Woman stories to pass the time.

Dick relays the time Diana brought Steve Trevor to the tower, and the hour of hilarity that ensued as she continually shot him down and sassed the living day lights out of him. Then, of course, Oliver and Wally each tried to speak up and were promptly shot down by Diana, Dinah, and Artemis. The three boys tried very hard to redeem themselves, but the women were having none of it and, after a 24 hour stake-out, everyone else was delirious and the whole affair was hilarious. Dick can’t hold back the laughter as he recalls the stony expression Bruce wore, trying valiantly not to laugh at their antics. All four boys are in hysterics. Damian is shaking noiselessly as tears stream down his face. Tim is clutching his stomach, flailing his long legs as he accidentally slides off the couch right on top of Jason, who is rolling around the floor in a fit of laughter. This group is just as sleep deprived and hysterical now as the JL was.

Next, Damian tells his story, followed by Tim, and the story time is finished with Jason’s stories of watching the news for the amazing Wonder Woman, how his role model is and always has been Wonder Woman, and how he once was saved from Harley and Ivy by Wonder Woman. He had been quite young and couldn’t remember much of the event as he had been unconscious for most of it. But he knew, even then, that he would live his life to be the kind of hero that Wonder Woman was- fierce and unstoppable.

That was hour 133. They fell back into silence shortly after.

The thing about Tim is that his hair grows quite quickly, and he hasn’t cut it since a week before Bruce left. That’s three weeks without a haircut. So it’s not really a surprise that by hour 300 his hair is nearly at his shoulders. It is somewhat of a surprise that Tim is sitting on the floor between Jason’s legs, staring blankly at the TV as Jason nimbly braids his hair, shakes it out, and re braids it over and over again. He’s not even looking at Tim’s hair. He’s also staring blankly at the TV. Neither of them are even sure if the TV is on. So tired. Dick is sprawled across the other couch reading a book, and Damian is trying to teach Titus a new trick. No one is really sure what it is he is trying to teach Titus, but the boy and his dog are working intently.

Hour 302.

“You sure are a fun bunch.”

That voice. Vaguely familiar. So tired. Who. Who is it?

“What a bunch of zombies. Hello? Anybody in there?”

A hand passes before Tim’s face. Tim tilts his head. Slow recognition crosses his features.

“Jay. Jason.”

“Huh?”

“Is that…?”

Jason looks up, his fingers pausing in Tim’s dark hair.

“Oh my god… Dami? Damian?”

“What do you want, Todd?”

“Can you please tell me if I’m dreaming?”

Damian looks up from his criss cross apple sauce position on the floor with Titus.

Damian makes a sound that is the verbal equivalent of a keyboard smash.

Dick looks up from his book and smiles. “Diana! To what do we owe the pleasure?” He stands and crosses the room to greet her.

Diana smiles brightly. “I figured you boys would be bored out of your minds without Bruce here to tell you what’s up.” She surveys the blank stares of the three boys on the floor, biting her lip to keep from laughing as the excitement slowly seeps into their eyes. “Looks like I made it just in time.”

Dick glances at his brothers. Experimentally, he reaches out with one leg and taps Jay with his big toe. Jason immediately jumps to his feet, pulling Tim up with him, and the two boys leap toward the powerful woman standing in their living room. Damian races up and forward, tripping over himself, and the three boys practically shove Dick out of the way to crowd Diana. Damian and Tim are hollering questions and exclamations of praise and admiration. Jason looks like he might cry he’s so excited.

Peeking over their heads, even giant Jason’s, she calls over their shouting to Dick- “I was wondering if you’d like to join me for patrols? Maybe grab dinner and give Alfred a break? Would… Would this be a bad time?”

Dick grins and yards his brothers away from Diana with some difficulty, Jason in one arm, Tim in the other, and Damian’s collar in the hand around Tim. “We’d love that.”

The first time Dick’s little brothers meet their hero, they’re sleep deprived and barely functioning. They hardly remember it the next morning, and they barely remember to remember because Bruce is waiting for them at the breakfast table. They almost forget- almost- until they see Diana across the table. Dick slides easily into his seat, smiling at Diana and asking her if she’d like more coffee.Damian freezes. Jason screams and faints. Tim collapses under the weight of Jason.Bruce has never been so embarrassed on behalf of his sons.

I don’t normally write Diana so I can’t say she’s very true to character but I got laughing so hard about Jason doing the arm flail jump scream hop fan girl thing that I left it as is

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