#Thatd cure me

[rohirric-hunter]

Head hurty

#So tired of drinking water #I even have the bottled water that I like and I'm sick of it #What I need is an extremely sus puddle in a rock in the woods with no obvious source and living fish in despite only being 3in deep #Thatd cure me #Unfortunately I dont know where to find such a thing around here #And head hurty too much to go look #I did the math once and you have to take almost two entire large bottles of over the counter ibuprofen before it starts to hurt you #That's for the average adult human it varies per person #And of course some people are quite sensitive to it #I have taken 2 ibuprofen dont read into this #I was just thinking about that because sometimes people judge me for starting with two #But in all the 15 years ive been taking ibuprofen regularly one has literally never made a tangible difference #So about three years ago I started just taking two to start with. Saves time and needless pain #Very occasionally I will go up to 3 but not often #Horse #anyway some people think I'm gonna have liver failure at 26 (I'm 27) but in reality I would have to take almost 2 whole bottles #In under 2 hours too b/c your body metabolizes it fast although the faster you take it the more it builds up #I ran my numbers past a nurse and she said they were reasonable too so there #She did recommend erring on the side of caution with such experiments #But seemed to believe me when I assured her that it was a thought experiment only and I had no intention of taking #*checks notes* 800 ibuprofen in 2 hours #Anyway yeah I know the bottle tells you to not take more than 8 in a 24 hour period #That's so the company can cover their ass in case anyone tries to sue them over dosages #For the record I dont recommend ever taking more than 3 #Find the minimum effective dose and take that #And if its more than 3 probably find a different painkiller. And see a doctor #I might need to take another head still hurty

[winterrose42]

Important. Are hashbrowns with cheese melted on them as good as latkes or even anywhere close? No. Did i do is anyway bc i really want latkes and its actually very very good and i wouldnt have done it otherwise? Yes. Melt cheese on hadh rowns you will thank me later

#winter speaks #safe food has moved from beets (gross now cant do it if i even look at one ill hurl) to hasbrowns. and nkw with cheese #if i could make a curry pork and cheesy hashbroems every day for the rest of my life i think thatd cure me

[zombiebo1]

I need to get d*cked down like in the fanfics

#thatd cure me furreal furreal #transmasc #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 #fanfic writing #praise knk

[beegswaz]

i lied i dont have the energy To bake anything

#im so tired but i Cant go lay down its midday #i Should eat smth and fhen draw #thatd cure me.. maybe a salad........ #passes out and hits the floor #I FEEL LILE IM ABOUT TO CRY HELLO???? WHY DO I. OK. WHATEVER. FINE.

[muffinrag]

extremely hot plumber came to fix the sink at work. flirted with me. made a fool of myself. he left. im now having the worst dopamine crash ever

#what was i supposed to do anyway #fuck him in the cooler? #lose my virginity in the fucking safeway cooler? god #he was also easily 15 years older than me #god. whatever. whatever! ill just have some maladaptive daydreams and go back to pretending im normal #maybe i just need to stumble into a party get a little drunk and get fucked by some stranger. maybe thatd cure me #soliloquy

[theropoda]

is making chibi fanart of musicians still a thing. we need to bring this ancient art form back

#reminds me of that one magazine from the 80s thatd make chibi comics of like #fucking. the cure. bauhus. led Zeppelin. etc etc #t

[twowink]

sometimes i look at my url and im like. What the fuck. Thats mine. How is that Mine . like its not canon but

#.txt #sometimes i have rly good url luck actually #i have the cure la mer url . Somewhere . and i snagged the thewrightanythingagency and 221bbakerstreet urls #back when i was into ace attorney WHICH IS STILL INSANE TO ME. BY HTE WAY . BC 221B AT LEAST I THOUGHT THATD B TAKEN #BC SHERLOCK HOLMES IS POPULAR AND THERES POPULAR ADAPTAATIONS AND ETC ETC BUT ??????????? #bbc sherlock enjoyers will never have what tgaa enjoyers have (the 221bbakerstreet url) #amia.txt

[infizero]

THE NEW PRETTY CURE IS GONNA HAVE A MALE CURE ON THE MAIN TEAM WHATTTTT NO FUCKINGNG WAY IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS

AND HES SOOOOOO CUTE

#HIS OUTFIT IS SUPER CUTE AND FEMININE JUST LIKES THE GIRLS' ARE YAYYYYY IM SO HAPPY #henri gave me hope and now its finally happened PRECURE BEING BASED AS ALWAYS! #the stuff w henri in hugtto genuinely was so revolutionary tbh like for a franchise as MASSIVE to feature a male character who likes #wearing dresses and stuff and its specifically addressed w another character being bigoted and him giving a whole speech about how it #doesnt matter and clothing is gender neutral and then that character eventually coming around to see his perspective and become his friend #LIKE! THAT SHIT WAS CRAZY! #so i hope that they continue something similar to that w cure wing here. but also if they didnt address it thatd be cool too idrc ITS JUST #COOL THAT HE EXISTS AT ALL #finally making good on that ''i think anybody can become a cure'' statement #serena.txt

[jonny-b-meowborn]

I think if someone went pspspspsps at me and tossed a piece of ham and/or cheese into my mouth, that would fix me

#also. if someone would say 'ooh big stretch!' whenever i stretch. thatd fix me too #of any of that would also be followed by some pets or scritches #depression cured crops watered skin clear etc etc #therianposting #bee buzz

[chisatowo]

I should probably rb an ask game tomorrow so I don't keep being dead quiet all day and make like a post at midnight fncndjfnf

#rat rambles #I also just think I need more ppl to talk to again #I know I keep saying this but still Ive been rly unmotivated lately and its driving me crazy a lil #Im still thinking abt things and creating things but I just cant seem to find a proper spark in anything #I think my brain is unionising against me for playing too much video games lately 😔 #what makes things hard is that what I rly wanna do is have like a propper infodumping convo with someone again but I still dont know how to #do that through text and I feel bad infodumping to my siblings /nm #(<- tone indicator in case they see this lol) #hopefully dnd will happen this week and if not maybe Ill get to talk with some of them at least #honestly I should rly try asking if any of them would be down with vcing outside of dnd but woopsie anxiety fmfndjfh #I rly do love talking with them and I miss them all the time man 😔 #idk Ill figure smth out eventually maybe in the meantime I can try streaming more maybe? although thats a tricky balancing act #mainly between leaving myself enough energy to actually talk with whatever Im doing #like I think I tend to be a lot more slow and awkward in streams since its just inhereny very draining for me #it has its benifits but sometimes its just rly not worth the energy lol #tbh I just think yall should come ask me detailed specific questions abt all my stories and aus thatd cure my mental illness /j

[t4transsexual]

yknow i dont love the "youre getting gender affirming surgeries? youre amputating HEALTHY BODY PARTS. what if someone just wanted to cut off their leg?" mostly because in my time working in hospitals, i actually did meet a man who did have an elective amputation of his leg while i worked in the hospital (im a healthcare worker when im not busy being trans online btw)

i cant give any information on him due to HIPAA and i think thatd be disrespectful anyway, but it was over a year ago i worked there. and sometimes in hospitals you have "regulars." which sucked; all my regulars were lovely people and i wish they werent in the hospital

regardless, there was a man there who was over 70, and one day i ask him what hes there for, and he tells me why. since hes gotten his knee replacement surgery some time ago, it keeps getting infected. he told me they keep trying to fix it but it keeps coming back. and he tells me he wants an amputation

he says hes reaching the end of his life, and if this is what it took to have a good quality of life so close to the end, hed do it. he didnt want to he in the hospital anymore. he said the nurses and doctors keep trying to talk him out of it, but this is what he wants

before anyone mentions, no, this is not a "crazy person" who is "getting an amputation because he wants to be disabled." he was probably autistic but clearly very mentally stable, he was depressed about being a frequent flier obviously. but this is an elective surgery. under no definition was this medically necessary. he didnt have a tumor, he didnt have cancer, he wasnt going to lose the leg unless he amputated it. he wanted it amputated largely because it would drastically improve the quality of his life

ive been thinking about him a lot since ive been going about the process of getting my gender affirming surgeries later this year. all things considered, he wouldve had more of a chance of having his ailment cured without amputation than i ever will having my gender dysphoria "cured" without surgery. if anything, i hope yall who make this argument understand that there are real people who may choose to get an amputation, and they dont HAVE to be "mentally unstable" to do it. neither of us are or were

and for anyone who cares, one day he greeted me from his bed with a big smile on his face saying he got an amputation, and i never saw him again at the hospital after that

#the only choice we made was to be as happy and healthy as possible #with the little time we have #trans #gender affirming care #transgender #transsexual #elective amputations

[thesicklycowboy]

Anyone else get Imposters Syndrome with their own illnesses/how bad their health really is? Like my family and friends have legitimate been very worried and stressed. And like so consoling about the nearly dying thing, as well as my chronic illnesses in general nowadays. And I can't handle it.

Like I grew up constantly being medically neglected, gaslit and forced into backwoods natural cures for at best. And so now for them to all look at me and take what I say seriously? And believe it? And react like people about it?

Like logically I get why it makes sense. But inside it feels like Im deceiving them somehow when I am not. And thatd legit be impossible for alot. I have proof even for myself via others and official diagnosis and papers. But I feel so much shame/guilt over every bout of big loving/worrying emotion my way directly stemming from them. It just sucks ass.

I wish I could just enjoy the support, love and care. But I feel obligated instead to make up for any damage I inadvertently caused by daring to simply be alive and its exhausting. And makes it all worse.

#vent #spoonie #actually disabled #disability #chronic illness #chronically ill #guilt #imposter syndrome

[gendervapor14]

Hi there! Thank you so much for all your wonderful fics. Im slowly making my way through reading all of them and they are all. So. Good. I look forward to my nightly routine of pulling up one of your fics to read before bed : ). Anyways Saw u reblogged that post about undercover corazon meeting marine bellemere. How do you personally think thatd go? Im interested to hear your take!

FBAGBBGEANGSJJSJDG ?? ! ??

thank you so much oh my GOD i'm so touched??? every time i reread this ask a little part of me goes to heaven this is so nice this is curing every illness in my body it's healing my soul it's watering my crops

THANK YOU ♥♥♥ i'm so fucking happy you like my stories... i swear some of the stuff that comes out of my hands is just absurd so i'm unbelievably comforted by this

as for undercover marine corazon meeting bell-mere: this has been plaguing me for as long as i started shipping these two. which was as soon as i joined the fandom lmao. recently i've tried to plan a solid story structure for a potential wip but i'm still drawing blanks:

the issue is on me. for some reason, sometimes i have a difficult time bending canon around, and in order for these two to meet, canon would have to get a little twisted. even if we don't put ages into account, he was in the north blue as a donquixote pirate, and she was in the east blue as a marine, so she wasn't really moving around much, and neither was he? and it's awfully difficult to get from the east to the north. if we're playing strictly canon, she deserted the navy when she was about 20, so rosinante was 19, not even undercover yet.

right now, i think my current plan for them meeting is probably going to be when he's 25/26, so she'd be 27-ish. he'd be on the run with law. maybe he hears about this wonderful hospital in the east blue. they sneak onto some sort of government ship that needs to cross from north to east so they can make that jump. (his devil fruit makes being a stowaway pretty simple) they make it to the east blue. make it to the hospital. unsurprisingly, it's a bust. they hardly have any supplies left, any food. he goes to the nearest archipelago for a meal and some temporary shelter. lands on cocoyashi. and that's probably where they'd run into each other. i think it'd be fun if they had some history, too. maybe i could do this as a follow-up from let me kill your demons. if i decided to give that fic a happy ending XD

otherwise, i'm still trying to concoct another AU where they DO meet while she's a marine. i could just say "fuck it" and ignore the timeline for the sake of a quick, humorous little oneshot. i feel like she'd embody the kombucha girl meme looking at his corazon disguise.

anyway god sorry this is a lot of words THANK YOU SO MUCH for all of this ♥♥♥ sending you my best wishes

#thank you for the ask!! #donquixote rosinante #corazon one piece #bellemere #bell mère #corabelle #corabell #one piece fanfiction

[alterouslyinlove]

so mad rn. only thing thatd cure me is if a boy were to like play with my hair or something

#🌀 #mlm #gay mlm #mlm thoughts #mlm textpost #t4t mlm #sfw t4t #alterous #queerplatonic #queerplatonic relationship #my demolition lover <3

[toddstool]

i tjink if we DID have the power to bring dinosaurs back we SHOULD. i think my depression would be cured if I had to worry about being picked up by a giant flying animal so it could bring me to its nest for its babies to eat. i would have terrible anxiety but no more depression! id be a normal animal :) i think if i was an evil super genius scientist i would disable all nuclear bomb codes and then unleash hordes of giant bugs and dinosaurs in an act of terrorism :D thatd be good for humanity i think. pretty sure our problem is that we've gotten too big for our britches and this would bring us down a notch. also pet dinosaurs. awesome.

#trix talking

[puzzlekinq]

hey. y’know who else would be proud of you? edward nashton. he’d let you stay at his place if your parents were giving you a hard time. it’s a little messy, and he hopes you don’t mind that. he’s got plenty of snacks. he’s even got pringles. you’d have to explain the “boy go get me my pringle” joke to him but he’d laugh his ass off once you explained it (oh, he’s just got the cutest laugh). and once you explained that it was supposed to be about a guy from jaws, you two might watch jaws together. and that’d be fun as hell. oh, and he’d let you sleep in his bed too. you guys could spoon. you wouldn’t even need a plushie, he’s your personal teddy bear. anyways yeah. he’s really fucking proud of you and wants you to know it.

bffgbbfhfhb this is so cute and nice i wish i could frame it and put it on my wall. oh i would do anything to cuddle him and watch movies with him. thatd fix a lot of things wrong with me and my life. its nice to know that hes proud of me because im so proud of him too. i just wanna be kissed and held by him it would cure me