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By ben Oliver.

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I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.

Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans

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Exhibit 2763

And the man is moved to tears by his own speech

#someone shoot him in the head jfk style please

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I've been scream laughing at this for several days

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holy fucking shit, I googled that nyp baby death article and looked at a bunch of reddit posts of it with hundreds of comments each.

They are adamant she did it. Despite the complete lack of evidence, "she must have done it because babies died during her shift". Even medical subreddits. It is the exact same rhetoric as the amber heard situation. No matter what people argue and the evidence presented, they just go "you're wrong, she did it". One of the most common things said is "didn't you listen to the podcast?" in reference to some tabloidy true crime podcast that covered it and claimed she's guilty. Doesn't that phrasing sound familiar?....

Its nuts to read. People who fancy themselves logical and smart just go full qanon because they WANT there to be a vicious evil female serial killer.

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I know it isn't supposed to be funny but the delivery of this tweet is absolutely sending me

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snack time :3

#as so this is the creature that lisa was teaching maggie about “they have a hump and a dewlap. hump. deww-lap”

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#taco bell kitchen. AS AN EMPLOYEE! GET TO WORK

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these hard workin gals deserve some lunchmeat!!

THIS IS A WASP POSITIVE BLOG! NO WASP HATE IN COMMENTS OR TAGS!

#wasp can have a little balonah. as a treat

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ꜱᴇᴜʟɢɪ ✹ ᴄʜɪʟʟ ᴋɪʟʟ ꜰᴀɴᴄᴀᴍꜱ (231117, 231124, 231125)

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#top cupboard #plz be niceys to me

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i love taking tests that have questions that i cant answer because the study material did not show how to answer them. i really like that.

#trix talking

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while white women from more privileged countries make posts on tumblr about how they feel so much safer around white men, these same men come to latin america and eastern europe and asia to partake in sex tourism and contribute to our disenfranchisement and rape and oppression. i guess it’s ok because you don’t see it though, right?

#no i was literally thinking “well how nice for u but im sure filipina girls dont think the same way! or middle eastern women and girls raped #during the US occupation but okay sure!

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something in the sandwich is burning the roof of my mouth but that's too damn bad. sammich tasty. and has pickles <3

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“well my parents never-“ SOCIALIZATION IS LARGELY FROM YOUR PEERS ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT ARE THE SAME SEX AS YOU 📣

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a thing that really shook me was the study where women performed worse in a math test when they were wearing a swimsuit vs a sweater whereas for men there was no difference. objectification literally diminishes your brain capacity. i can't help but wonder what we could be in a truly liberated society because there's no way that how we are raised to be objectified and to even self objectify hasn't thoroughly poisoned our brains to always underperform even in normal clothes.

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THERE WAS TAHINI IN THE FRIDGE OH MY GODDDDDDD AKJFKDLAKANXJAOIW WHO ELSE JUMPED FOR JOY

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