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hamartia-grander · 1 year
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OKAY so I finally did my own run of the Hunger Games simulator. I’m just gonna put all of them in one post but under the Keep Reading so I don’t take up anyone’s dashboard. Not because I’m nice or anything but because I’m too lazy to keep reblogging my own post. Anyways. @itsybitsybatsyspider and @detroitbecomeonline this is for you nerds
My cast is: DISTRICT 1: Connor, Nines. DISTRICT 2: Gavin, Hank. DISTRICT 3: Kara, Alice. DISTRICT 4: North, Simon. DISTRICT 5: Chloe, Kamski. DISTRICT 6: Markus, Leo. DISTRICT 7: Josh, Echo. DISTRICT 8: Luther, Zlatko. DISTRICT 9: Sixty, Tina. DISTRICT 10: Shaolin, Fowler. DISTRICT 11: Rose, Ralph. DISTRICT 12: Jerry, Amanda.
None of the districts or characters are determined on any actual canon I just put them in randomly lol
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
North scares Gavin away from the cornucopia. (yeah)
Zlatko runs into the cornucopia and hides.
Amanda grabs a backpack and retreats.
Leo takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.
Fowler sets an explosive off, killing Ralph. (NAUR)
Connor snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
Luther scares Markus away from the cornucopia. (lmfao real)
Hank runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kara grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Alice runs away from the Cornucopia.
Echo runs away from the Cornucopia.
Josh gathers as much food as he can.
Chloe runs away from the Cornucopia.
Simon scares Jerry away from the cornucopia.
Kamski finds a canteen full of water.
Tina kills Sixty with a hatchet. (NOOO SIXTY😭)
Rose runs away from the Cornucopia.
Nines breaks Shaolin's nose for a basket of bread. (dear lord that bread basket amiright)
North constructs a shack.
Zlatko makes a slingshot.
Markus begs for Kamski to kill him. He refuses, keeping Markus alive. (oh thank fuck. Makes sense though I mean Kamski’s not gonna want to kill his creation. I think.)
Leo and Echo work together for the day.
Josh camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Connor practices his archery.
Nines questions his sanity.
Simon overhears Fowler and Gavin talking in the distance. (They’re discussing Gavin’s bad behaviour in the workplace)
Kara chases Tina. (Get her girl)
Hank steals from Chloe while she isn't looking. (HANK YOU BITCH)
Shaolin receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Amanda hunts for other tributes.
Rose receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Jerry begs for Luther to kill him. He refuses, keeping Jerry alive. (aw)
Alice receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. (who giving a 9yo an explosive🤨)
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Ralph, District 11. Sixty, District 9. So sad.
Kara and Markus sleep in shifts. (FUCK YES MY TWO FAVES)
Zlatko, Shaolin, and Rose get into a fight. Zlatko triumphantly kills them both. (NOOO)
Gavin goes to sleep. (for once)
Leo tries to sing himself to sleep.
Hank stabs Tina in the back with a trident. (Hank is so mean in this)
Chloe, Connor, Echo, and Alice sleep in shifts.
North, Jerry, and Kamski sleep in shifts.
Amanda and Nines huddle for warmth. (Nines would be mom’s favourite)
Luther climbs a tree to rest.
Simon receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Fowler attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Josh receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Kamski chases Chloe. (HELPSFJGDH)
Kara is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Gavin tends to Josh's wounds. (???? OKAY)
Fowler steals from Nines while he isn't looking.
Simon thinks about home.
Zlatko sprains his ankle while running away from Leo.
Amanda kills Markus with a hatchet. (NOOOOOOO she would tho)
North and Echo hunt for other tributes. (Oh my God. Holy fuck. Oh my. Ima need to sit down a moment. Holy shit. Oh my God. Not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. Imagine these two hunting you down. Nah I’d roll over and let them have at me. Holy fucking shit.)
Jerry tries to spear fish with a trident.
Alice and Luther fight Hank and Connor. Alice and Luther survive. (SO DID THEY KILL HANK AND CONNOR??? LMAO)
6 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Shaolin, District 10. Rose, District 11. Tina, District 9. Markus, District 6 (crying). Hank, District 2. Connor, District 1 (I hope Alice killed him).
Zlatko begs for Nines to kill him. He refuses, keeping Zlatko alive. (Damnit, Nines)
Leo cries himself to sleep.
Chloe, Josh, Echo, and Jerry tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Amanda decapitates North with a sword. (OH MY GOD NOOOOOO NORTH MY BELOVEEDD she’d wanna get killed by a sword tho tbh)
Kara lets Kamski into her shelter. (Kara baby nooo)
Fowler tries to sing himself to sleep.
Simon, Luther, and Alice get into a fight. Simon triumphantly kills them both. (SIMON WHY)
Gavin sees a fire, but stays hidden. (coward bitch)
Gavin steals from Zlatko while he isn't looking.
Chloe collects fruit from a tree.
Jerry tends to Echo's wounds. (he would)
Fowler, Amanda, Kara, and Nines raid Leo's camp while he is hunting. (LMFAOOO)
Josh receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Simon and Kamski hunt for other tributes.
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
North, District 4 (screaming crying sobbing throwing up). Luther, District 8. Alice, District 3. This is the worst.
Kamski receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Kara bashes Leo's head against a rock several times. (OMFG SDGHJSHDAH SHE WOULD)
Jerry, Fowler, Simon, and Nines sleep in shifts. (Everyone who teams with Simon is in danger)
Echo thinks about winning.
Josh sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Zlatko lets Amanda into his shelter.
Gavin cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Chloe sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Gavin makes a slingshot.
Chloe diverts Josh's attention and runs away.
Amanda injures herself.
Kamski goes hunting.
Fowler, Echo, and Nines hunt for other tributes.
Simon sprains his ankle while running away from Kara. (ar naur)
Jerry is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Zlatko tries to sleep through the entire day.
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Leo, District 6.
Zlatko cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Kara, Josh, Simon, and Fowler sleep in shifts.
Jerry shoots an arrow into Amanda's head. (JERRY OH MY GOD???)
Echo sets Chloe on fire with a molotov. (NO ECHO HOW COULD YOU)
Nines begs for Kamski to kill him. He refuses, keeping Nines alive.
Gavin is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth. (lmfao bitch)
Kara, Josh, and Nines hunt for other tributes. (Now there’s KARA HUNTING??? Holy fucking shit. not to be a lesbian bu)
Kamski tries to spear fish with a trident.
Jerry attacks Fowler, but he manages to escape.
Gavin discovers a river.
Zlatko poisons Simon's drink. He drinks it and dies. (NOOOO)
Echo dies from thirst. (That is so sad)
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Amanda, District 12. Chloe, District 5. Simon, District 4. Echo, District 7.
Kamski questions his sanity.
Fowler screams for help.
Nines receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Kara stays awake all night.
Gavin and Jerry talk about the tributes still alive.
Josh passes out from exhaustion. (pfft)
Zlatko cooks his food before putting his fire out.
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Kamski sets an explosive off, killing Kara, Jerry, and Nines. (NO NO NO NO KARA MY FAVOURITE MY MOST DEARLY BELOVED I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU😭😭😭)
Zlatko decides not to go to The Feast.
Josh bashes Gavin's head against a rock several times. (HAHSFHSJDHG FUCK YES)
Fowler cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (NAUURR)
Zlatko and Kamski work together for the day.
Josh travels to higher ground. (“I have the high ground!”)
The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.
Zlatko survives.
Kamski survives.
Josh survives.
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Kara, District 3 (😭😭😭). Jerry, District 12. Nines, District 1. Gavin, District 2. Fowler, District 10
Kamski looks at the night sky.
Zlatko and Josh run into each other and decide to truce for the night.
Zlatko stalks Kamski.
Josh cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (NO NOT JOSH)
1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.
Josh, District 7.
Kamski severely injures Zlatko and leaves him to die. (OH MY GOD WAIT-)
The winner is Kamski from District 5! (helpdfjgkdjh)
Not what I was expecting lmao. This is literally just the Kamski ending.
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Psychonauts hunger games episode 4
here we go
Bloodbath
Clem Foote takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
Nils Lutefisk sets an explosive off, killing Franke Athens, Vernon Tripe, Elton Fir and Chloe Barge.
Crystal Flowers and milla vodello fight for a bag. milla vodello gives up and retreats.
Elka Doom overpowers J.T Hoofburger, killing him. (huh i guess she's still mad about him having relationships with people other than her)
raz aquato finds a bag full of explosives.
hollis forsythe snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
bobby zilch scares morceau oleader away from the cornucopia.
Kitty Bubai throws a knife into ford crueller's chest.
sheegor grabs a shovel.
Quentin Hedgemouse kills augustus aquato for his supplies.
dr caligosto loboto convinces lili zanotto to not kill him, only to kill her instead. (FUCKER-)
Milka Phage gathers as much food as she can.
sasha nein, Dogen Boole, Mikhail Bulgakov, and Chops Sweetwind form a suicide pact, killing themselves.
Benny Fideleo stays at the cornucopia for resources.
Phoebe Love convinces Maloof Canola to not kill her, only to kill him instead.
Day 1
morceau oleader camouflages himself in the bushes.
sheegor is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Quentin Hedgemouse shoots an arrow into bobby zilch's head.
milla vodello strangles Elka Doom after engaging in a fist fight. (that's for being hella toxic, bitch-)
raz aquato tries to spear fish with a trident. (raz my guy you have a hydrokinesis gift. use it)
Phoebe Love, Crystal Flowers, Milka Phage, and dr caligosto loboto raid Benny Fideleo's camp while he is hunting. (that mental image is hilarious lmao)
hollis forsythe attacks Clem Foote, but he manages to escape.
Nils Lutefisk makes a wooden spear.
Kitty Bubai receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Night 1
Quentin Hedgemouse tends to his wounds.
Benny Fideleo kills dr caligosto loboto with a sickle. (REVENGE!!)
Nils Lutefisk and milla vodello sleep in shifts.
Milka Phage attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
hollis forsythe pushes morceau oleader off a cliff during a knife fight.
Clem Foote screams for help.
Kitty Bubai and Phoebe Love hold hands.
raz aquato kills sheegor for her supplies. (I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS ACTUALLY COOL-)
Crystal Flowers cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (of course she did)
Day 2
Benny Fideleo explores the arena.
hollis forsythe attacks milla vodello, but she manages to escape.
Clem Foote kills Nils Lutefisk with his own weapon.
Kitty Bubai decapitates Phoebe Love with a sword. (BUT YOU GUYS HELD HAAAAANDS :( )
raz aquato sprains his ankle while running away from Quentin Hedgemouse.
Milka Phage receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Night 2
milla vodello falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
Kitty Bubai shoots a poisonous blow dart into hollis forsythe's neck, slowly killing her. (this girl's a fucking menace)
Benny Fideleo spears Quentin Hedgemouse in the abdomen.
Milka Phage cooks her food before putting her fire out.
raz aquato and Clem Foote tell stories about themselves to each other. (raz is now even more traumatised than he already was)
Day 3
Milka Phage searches for firewood.
Kitty Bubai cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (couldn't live with the fact that she killed the girl she held hands with, as well as the secondary head of the psychonauts)
raz aquato practices his archery.
Clem Foote begs for Benny Fideleo to kill him. he reluctantly obliges, killing Clem Foote.
Night 3
Benny Fideleo quietly hums.
Milka Phage screams for help.
raz aquato stays awake all night.
Feast
raz aquato and Benny Fideleo decide to work together to get more supplies.
Milka Phage stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.
Day 4
raz aquato severely injures Milka Phage and leaves her to die. (you sadistic little bastard-)
Benny Fideleo camouflages himself in the bushes.
Night 4
raz aquato throws a knife into Benny Fideleo's chest.
The games have ended
💛The winner is raz aquato!💧
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Blue Lock Hunger Games
Night 2
Endoji makes a wooden spear.
Rin dies from an infection.
Karasu defeats Tokimitsu in a fight, but spares his life.
Imamura tries to spear fish with a trident.
Gagamaru camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Reo runs away from Barou.
Bachira hunts for other tributes.
Nagi is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Hiori makes a slingshot.
Sae thinks about home.
Cavazos steals from Lavinho while he isn't looking.
Kurona tends to Noa's wounds.
Naruhaya tries to spear fish with a trident.
Kunigami camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Luna, Kaiser, Isagi, and Loki raid Shidou's camp while he is hunting.
Aryu sets Kuon on fire with a molotov.
Yukimiya overhears Anri and J Wanima talking in the distance.
Iemon tries to spear fish with a trident.
Tsunzaki throws a knife into Aiku's head.
Snuffy picks flowers.
Ego goes hunting.
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bowmanmonroe23 · 1 year
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Minecraft Snapshot 19w03c
Is there anything else in the world more exciting than compost? No. You can't. This is why we've included it in this week's snapshot. You're welcome!
Changes in 19w03c
- Bugfix
Changes in 19w03b
- Bugfixes
Changes in 19w03a
- Added the compost - The Barrel sound has been added - Grindstone sounds added - Added Sweet Berry Bush sounds - Added break and placement sounds for Netherwart and Netherwart. Additional sounds for Smoker and Blast Furnace Modified Campfire model and texture Fixed bugs
Compost
- Instead of eating your vegetables you can make fertilizer from it! - Made of 3 planks and 4 fences
Fixed bugs in 19w03c
The MC-142521 players are invisible and cannot interact with the world as normally
Fixed bugs in 19w03b
MC-140950 - Armor on players or entities is not aligned properly MC-140961: The zombie and the baby villager have no job MC-140969: Villager/zombie villager clothes remain visible even when villager is not there MC-140991 The breaking of an observer that is attached to a bell does not cause the bell to break. Beago MC-141101: Bell transforms into a double_wall state when it is updated with an noteblock MC-141253 - Zombie villager villagers in certain biomes don't spawn with their biome-specific skins MC-142114 - Joining the world outside of spawn chunks results in client side desync MC-142368: Arrows, trident, and shulker bullets become stuck in the air. MC-142376 - Mobs do not move MC-142394 – Some entities don’t display fire particles when they're burning MC-142401: Some entities have an incorrect hitbox The MC-142430 red and brown mushroom blocks are not suitable for use in compost Composters aren't able to be moved using pistons
Fixed bugs in 19w03a
MC-138530 - Crash when clicking on 'Minecraft Realms button MC-139975: Hover/click events within books vertically misaligned by about 1/3 of the row of text MC-141036 Game crashes when you click the newly-named item from an anvil MC-141730 - /data remove-ing multiple elements from a list skips every other match in the sub-sequence The MC-141814-related /data alteration can result in corrupt NBT lists. MC-141815: Using data to replace the entire list value with a different kind of wipes MC-141879 - Flame animation within GUI's is darkened MC-141882 - Wrong capitalization of "Take book" button Some shortcuts don't work on the "Survival Inventory" tab of the creative inventory The MC-141890: Death by campfire is discovering the floor is lava? MC-141923 - Client Crash: java.lang.NullPointerException: Unexpected error MC-141946 (MC-141946) Shulker boxes lose their name after being damaged MC-141991 – Top of the lectern is a solid facial Unlit campfires produce smoke particles in the rain MC-142081 - Game crashes while reading lectern and adjusting window size (java.lang.IllegalArgumentException: Listener already listening) The MC-142197 book that has change_page events only update the book client side
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And here's the final round I did of the hunger games simulator, for more details see the first post.
Other runs: 1, 2, 4
Bloodbath
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Riddle runs away from the Cornucopia.
Floyd gathers as much food as he can.
Ortho grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Jack runs away from the Cornucopia.
Vil runs away from the Cornucopia.
Deuce stabs Trey while his back is turned.
Cater takes a handful of throwing knives.
Ruggie snatches a pair of sais.
Silver and Malleus fight for a bag. Malleus gives up and retreats.
Yuu runs away from the Cornucopia.
Jade runs away from the Cornucopia.
Rook and Kalim fight for a bag. Kalim gives up and retreats.
Idia runs away from the Cornucopia.
Epel runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lilia grabs a jar of fishing bait while Ace gets fishing gear.
Leona gathers as much food as he can.
Azul breaks Jamil's nose for a basket of bread.
Sebek finds Quinn hiding in the cornucopia and kills him.
Day 1
Azul injures himself.
Ortho travels to higher ground.
Sebek is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Kalim collects fruit from a tree.
Riddle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Floyd receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Rook, Lilia, Jack, and Jamil hunt for other tributes.
Deuce camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Idia forces Epel to kill Vil or Yuu. He decides to kill Yuu.
Silver, Ruggie, Malleus, and Ace hunt for other tributes.
Cater collects fruit from a tree.
Jade sprains his ankle while running away from Leona.
Day 1 ends with 3 dead
Trey
Quinn
Yuu
Night 1
Lilia receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Sebek tracks down and kills Floyd.
Vil receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Silver bashes Jack's head in with a mace.
Jamil tends to his wounds.
Ruggie is awoken by nightmares.
Epel sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Ortho looks at the night sky.
Malleus and Idia threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Leona kills Kalim for his supplies.
Rook bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Ace, Cater, Jade, and Riddle sleep in shifts.
Deuce loses sight of where he is.
Azul quietly hums.
Day 2
Deuce sprains his ankle while running away from Epel.
Jade stalks Ortho.
Cater sprains his ankle while running away from Silver.
Riddle tries to spear fish with a trident.
Lilia discovers a river.
Leona defeats Vil in a fight, but spares his life.
Ace receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Sebek and Jamil work together for the day.
Azul travels to higher ground.
Ruggie explores the arena.
Arena Event
Acidic rain pours down on the arena.
Silver trips face first into a puddle of acidic rain.
Vil survives.
Cater refuses Jamil shelter, killing him.
Lilia survives.
Ace survives.
Jade survives.
Leona survives.
Ortho injures Riddle and leaves him in the rain to die.
Ruggie shoves Epel into a pond of acidic rain, but is pulled in by Epel, killing them both.
Deuce survives.
Azul survives.
Sebek survives.
Day 2 ends with 11 dead
Floyd
Jack
Malleus
Idia
Kalim
Rook
Silver
Jamil
Riddle
Ruggie
Epel
Night 2
Ortho receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Vil tries to sing himself to sleep.
Ace receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.
Deuce is awoken by nightmares.
Lilia climbs a tree to rest.
Sebek tends to his wounds.
Azul tries to sing himself to sleep.
Cater passes out from exhaustion.
Leona lets Jade into his shelter.
Day 3
Cater, Ortho, and Azul hunt for other tributes.
Leona severely slices Lilia with a sword.
Vil explores the arena.
Sebek tries to sleep through the entire day.
Deuce spears Ace in the abdomen.
Jade injures himself.
Day 3 ends with 2 dead
Lilia
Ace
Night 3
Vil tries to sing himself to sleep.
Azul, Ortho, Cater, and Jade sleep in shifts.
Leona cries himself to sleep.
Sebek is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
Deuce is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.
The Feast
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.
Jade, Azul, and Sebek confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.
Leona decides not to go to The Feast.
Cater steals Ortho's memoirs.
Deuce decides not to go to The Feast.
Vil accidently steps on a landmine.
Day 4
Leona, Jade, Deuce, and Azul hunt for other tributes.
Cater diverts Ortho's attention and runs away.
Sebek practices his archery.
Day 4 ends with 1 dead
Vil
Night 4
Cater tends to his wounds.
Sebek looks at the night sky.
Azul thinks about home.
Ortho receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Leona attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Jade lets Deuce into his shelter.
Day 5
Jade, Sebek, Deuce, and Ortho raid Cater's camp while he is hunting.
Leona steals from Azul while he isn't looking.
Day 5 ends with 0 deaths
Night 5
Azul cooks his food before putting his fire out.
Jade attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Ortho passes out from exhaustion.
Cater tries to sing himself to sleep.
Leona stays awake all night.
Sebek overpowers Deuce, killing him.
Day 6
Sebek camouflauges himself in the bushes.
Jade picks flowers.
Ortho catches Leona off guard and kills him.
Azul taints Cater's food, killing him.
Day 6 ends with 3 dead
Deuce
Leona
Cater
Night 6
Ortho forces Jade to kill Sebek or Azul. He decides to kill Sebek.
Day 7
Jade collects fruit from a tree.
Azul diverts Ortho's attention and runs away.
Arena Event
A cloud of poisonous smoke starts to fill the arena.
Ortho sacrifices himself so Jade can get away.
Azul is engulfed in the cloud of poisonous smoke.
Day 7 ends with 3 dead
Sebek
Ortho
Azul
The winner is Jade from District 8!
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Age of Mythology Extended Edition: Cheat List (Update ) - GamePretty
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i-hate-block-men · 3 years
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...I just remembered, I had a dream last night where in Xisuma’s episode 999, it was apparently suddenly a hardcore series because he died and the series was over and we were never going to get episode 1000, and I was so upset... I’m so glad it was just a dream jghadkfhakf
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Dream SMP Recap (February 13/2021) - Ranboo and the Crimson
As Captain Puffy and the Eggpire race to gain Technoblade’s favor, Ranboo finds himself caught in the middle of a conflict once more. Ranboo has his own encounter with the Crimson and makes new plans for the future.
Is history doomed to repeat itself?
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- Technoblade logs in. He’s confused by the changes at his home, including the fence and the foxes.
- Puffy logs on. She has a gift for Ranboo. She wants to get him a replacement pet.
- Ranboo shows Techno his renovations and also his bed duplication skills.
- Techno shows Ranboo the incredible Note that Puffy left. This changes everything.
- Techno reads Tommy’s letter. Right as he reads “we could all die tomorrow,” they spot Badboyhalo in corrupted form staring right at them in the distance. They run into the cabin to hide.
- Ranboo disappears into the void of logging out to avoid killing Steve.
- Bad meets Techno at the door. Bad’s heard rumors that Techno’s received correspondence. Techno shows him the Note.
- Bad mentions the Egg. He suggests they go on a roadtrip to see this new landmark.
- Techno brings Steve with him.
- Captain Puffy goes down into the Egg Room.
- She takes a trip up to the surface to explore around and see just how much the Vines have covered everything.
- Techno and Bad pass the prison, but Techno doesn’t know what it is.
- Bad suggests they take a look at L’manhole. He knows Techno’s not the biggest fan of governments. They stare down into the crater. 
- Puffy goes back into the Egg Room. She thinks Bad might have intercepted her note somehow, but she doesn’t think Techno will fall for it.
- Bad suspects they’re being followed. This berry bush wasn’t here earlier, was it?
- Puffy hides in the Egg Room with a plan to interrupt the conversation at the perfect moment.
- Bad brings Techno to the Egg, and Techno hears its whispers.
- Apparently the Egg is an influencer and has its own Instagram and TikTok account. In fact, it just uploaded its first TikTok.
- Techno hears the Egg’s voice again.
“You’re familiar...Do I know you...?”
- Puffy interrupts. Bad explains to Techno that the Egg has an objective. He tries to argue that Techno’s not a fan of governments, and the Egg can help him achieve his goals.
- Techno asks if the Eggpire is a government. Bad tries to explain himself. It’s not very effective.
“Quick question. If it’s an Egg...what’s gonna hatch out of it?”
- Bad says that isn’t important. He says the Egg can help Techno achieve anything he wants.
“I already do achieve everything I want.”
- Is there nothing that Techno could possibly want that the Egg could help him get?
- Techno says he hears a lot of voices already. The Egg is just another one.
The Egg speaks again as Bad threatens Techno. 
“I will defeat you.”
- Bad finds Ranboo in the water pool. Bad asks if Ranboo hears anything.
The Egg shouts harshly.
“I hate you...HATCH ME.”
- Bad tries to tempt Ranboo to the Egg as Techno tries to tempt him away with carrots.
The Egg whispers.
“Tell me what you want, Technoblade. I will give it you.”
- Bad takes Ranboo, Techno and Puffy to the Meeting Room. Bad says the Egg made Techno a very good offer. Anything he wants. His heart’s desire.
The Egg has only one goal. It wants everything. It will let Techno keep his things as long as Techno loves it in return.
- Not only can the Egg let them keep their things, but it can give them more things. Techno says, though, that he’s one of the wealthiest people on the server and doesn’t need anything more.
“What about you, Ranboo? What do you want?”
“To not be involved, honestly.”
“Well...the Egg wants you to be involved, Ranboo. I’d go so far as to say the Egg needs you, Ranboo.”
- Bad points out Techno wouldn’t want anything to happen to Ranboo, would he? Techno points out that Bad is out-numbered.
- Bad pearls out of the room as a fight breaks out. In the chaos, Ranboo falls down into the hole.
- Techno throws down a trident. Ranboo’s overwhelmed, he says he’s started hearing things. They throw him pearls and he pearls out.
- Ranboo only has a throwing trident. Techno tells him to throw it at Bad and Ranboo says “I...can’t.”
- Ranboo says the Egg told him something. 
- They head back to the Nether but Steve falls and they have to rescue him. As they do so, Ranboo asks Techno about something. Who are the voices he hears, exactly?
Techno tells him that instead of one voice, he just hears a whole crowd of them.
- Ranboo confesses that he hears Dream’s voice. Whereas Techno’s voices can give helpful tips, Ranboo says his voice tells him bad things. Whenever Techno sees him walking around acting differently, that’s his Enderwalk state. 
And the Dream voice tells Ranboo things he did. It’s the link between those two states.
- Puffy hopes that she can defeat the Egg with Techno’s help and gets two pet sheep -- Ramboo and Lamboo -- for Ranboo.
- Ranboo finds the gift Puffy left for him later, though only Ramboo made it.
- Ranboo heads to the Dream SMP mainland and explores around, seeing the growth of the Vines.
- Ranboo goes back to the Egg with the goal of confirming that he heard nothing. Should he destroy it? What would happen if he destroys it? What would happen to everyone under its control? Would they...die?
- Ranboo destroys that it would be better to just keep things the way they are, and goes to leave.
The Crimson whispers.
“Traitor.”
“What did you just call me? Say it again. What did you just call me? You do know that that’s...you know that’s not true. Say it again. Say it again, I dare you.”
The Crimson whispers.
“Traitor.”
“No, that’s not true. No, that’s not true. How dare you call me that."
The Crimson replies.
“You helped Dream.”
“No, I’m not, are you kidding me?! ...This is just like the Dream voice! This isn’t...this isn’t real, no. Right? The Egg voice isn’t real, I don’t think...right?”
“Waterfall” from Undertale starts playing.
“You’re just trying to make me believe something that isn’t true at all, right?...Say it again. Say it again.”
“Traitor.”
“To who? To what? Why do you only say these vague responses? Why do you say these vague things, just tell me. Why, how...just tell me. ‘Cause obviously you know something that I don’t, right?”
“Traitor.”
“Don’t you dare. Say that one more time and see what happens!”
He holds the hoe.
“I could destroy you right now! ... I’m not the one that relies on a group of other people to get you to spread, alright? I’m not the one that relies on others. I don’t do that. I don’t like relying on others. Because whenever I rely on others, they hurt me. So I’m not doing it again."
The Crimson shouts.
“Don’t trust anyone.”
“Why? What do you mean? Wait, what do you mean? Why? Why? I know that, I don’t do that already, I don’t...I know that I don’t do that already, I...okay. Um...I already don’t do that, why are you restating that fact?”
“I will find a way to get rid of you. I could get rid of you right now, but I don’t know the effects it’ll have on other people. Because I don’t trust people...but no one deserves to die, here.”
- Ranboo insists that he’s going to be the person who gets rid of the Egg. Somehow.
The Crimson speaks. Ranboo pauses.
“Don’t trust yourself.”
“How did you know? How did you know about that, there’s no way...You know that I can’t even trust myself. There’s no way you could’ve...no way you could’ve known about that at all, right?”
- Ranboo takes the gamble. Even if Bad gets hurt...He breaks parts of it but they hurt him. He can’t damage it or it’ll kill him.
As he walks away, the Crimson whispers.
“Traitor...”
“Shut up...please.”
- He exits the Egg Room.
“Why does it still sting?”
- Ranboo heads back through the Nether.
“I feel a little...better, now that I’m really far away from it.”
- He can only deal with one voice that tells him what to do right now.
- Foolish asks if Ranboo likes the Egg. Ranboo says ‘eh.’
- He makes a plan on his house wall.
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“Find way to not get hurt.”
“Find a way to stop conflict.”
“Figure out a way to be happy.”
“Figure out why the same things keep happening.”
“Figure out how to stop them from happening.”
“How to stop them from happening again.”
“Find my friends again.”
“Make peace.”
He skips a spot.
“Also get some food.”
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- Ranboo goes on a monologue, this time with a new plan.
- He decides that he wants to get involved now, because sitting idly by didn’t solve anything. He wants to be a mediator instead, take more of a role this time. Take more control, create a court system to solve problems in.
“So that means that...we could all be a big happy family again.”
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Upcoming Events:
- Jack Manifold wants to meet with Technoblade
- Many visits with Dream
- Sam’s lore stream
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The OC Games
Hello Friends and welcome to the 2nd Tolkien Hunger Games! This time around, instead of pitting authors against each other, we are now forcing their OC’s to fight to the death. Thank you @midearthwritings for helping me compile the list of OC’s. I apologize ahead of time for wonkiness of photos
May the odds be ever in your favor
@midearthwritings | Naya & Ofelia
@entishramblings | Arryin & Rowan & Beylanor
@guardianofrivendell | Tullaina & Lucy
@laurfilijames | Prim
@messiambrandybuck | Messiam
@elvish-sky | Aeri
@cassiabaggins | Cassia & Delphina
@claraofthepen | Rantin & Athenir
@thewhiteladyofrohan | Heidi
@grunid | Barkem & Jrie
@imnotevenhere9 | Glaer
@citrusro | Tawaren
@tolkien-fantasy | Madea
@pistachiozombie | Leanna
@tolkienblackgirl | Melati
@lady-latte | Alfries & Melathi
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​As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Leanna snatches a pair of sais
Barkem stays at the cornucopia for resources
Cassia and Prim fight for a bag. Cassia gives up and retreats
Athenir runs away from the cornucopia
Arryin runs away from the cornucopia
Glaer and Tawaren fight for a bag. Glaer gives up and retreats
Messiam grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty
Heidi runs away from the cornucopia
Aeri snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag
Delphina snatches a pair of sais
Tullaina snatches a pair of sais
Rantin runs away from the cornucopia
Lucy runs away from the cornucopia
Malati stays at the cornucopia for resources
Alfries runs away from the cornucopia
Meliath finds a backpack full of camping equipment
Naya runs away from the cornucopia
Jrie finds a canteen full of water
Madea runs into the cornucopia and hides
Ofelia runs away from the cornucopia
Beylanor runs away from the cornucopia
Rowan runs away from the cornucopia
      Day One
Tawaren discovers a cave
Rantin chases Rowan
Prim goes hunting
Beylanor searches for a water source
Jrie searches for firewood
Heidi discovers a cave
Athenir practices his archery
Tullaina searches for a water source
Arryin sets an explosive off, killing Ofelia, Madea, Aeri and Messiam
Leanna defeats Malati in a fight, but spares her life
Meliath, Lucy, Cassia, and Alfries raid Glaer’s camp while she is hunting
Barkem practices his archery
Naya thinks about home
Delphina makes a wooden spear
| Four People have Died |
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      Night One
Rowan thinks about winning
Malati, Beylanor, and Barkem get into a fight. Barkem triumphantly kills them both
Cassia climbs a tree to rest
Arryin quietly hums
Lucy and Prim run into each other and decide to truce for the night
Jrie thinks about home
Tullaina, Heidi and Tawaren sleep in shifts
Leanna, Rantin, Delphina, Meliath, and Naya sleep in shifts
Athenir starts a fire
Alfries trap kills Glaer
      Day Two
Barkem sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate
Lucy makes a wooden spear
Cassia forces Tullaina to kill Rowan or Delphina. She decides to kill Delphina
Prim travels to higher ground
Arryin defeats Meliath in a fight, but spares her life
Rantin defeats Naya in a fight, but spares her life
Tawaren stabs Alfries while his back is turned
Leanna steals from Athenir while he isn’t looking
Heidi diverts Jrie’s attention and runs away
| Five People Have Died |
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      Night Two
Lucy starts a fire
Arryin looks at the night sky
Tawaren and Prim tell stories about themselves to each other
Barkem thinks about winning
Heidi forces Rowan to kill Cassia or Jrie. He decides to kill Jrie
Rantin fends Meliath, Athenir, and Leanna away from his fire
Naya screams for help
Tullaina cries herself to sleep
      Day Three
Tullaina scares Tawaren off
Leanna severely injures Lucy but puts her out of her misery
Athenir and Cassia work together for the day
Meliath explores the arena
Rowan recieves an explosive from an unknown sponsor
Naya steals from Heidi while she isn’t looking
Barkem tries to spear fish with a trident
Prim receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor
Arryin travels to higher ground
Rantin travels to higher ground
| Two People Have Died |
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      Night Three
Rowan tries to sing himself to sleep
Arryin receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor
Meliath and Tawaren tell stories about themselves to each other
Naya and Heidi huddle for warmth
Rantin, Cassia, Prim, Athenir, and Tullaina sleep in shifts
Barkem is awoken by nightmares
Leanna starts a fire
      Day Four
Leanna, Rowan, Arryin, and Meliath raid Tullaina’s camp while she is hunting
Athenir poisons Tawaren’s drink. He drinks it and dies.
Prim tends to Rantin’s wounds
Barkem dies from hypothermia
Naya attacks Cassia, but she manages to escape
Heidi hunts for other tributes
| Two People Have Died |
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      Night Four
Athenir cries himself to sleep
Meliath passes out from exhaustion
Leanna, Naya, and Heidi cheerfully sing songs together
Prim looks at the night sky
Tullaina defeats Arryin in a fight, but spares her life
Rantin dies from hypothermia
Rowan starts a fire
      Day Five
Cassia sprains her ankle while running away from Athenir
Meliath practices her archery
Heidi searches for firewood
Naya camouflages herself in the bushes
Tullaina attacks Prim, but she manages to escape
Leanna discovers a river
Arryin is pricked by thorns while picking berries
Rowan fishes
| One Person has Died |
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      Night Five
Rowan, Tullaina, and Meliath discuss the games and what might happen in the morning
Naya bashes Leanna’s head in with a mace
Arryin, Cassia, Heidi, Prim, and Athenir sleep in shifts
      The Feast
Heidi stabs Naya in the back with a trident
Prim decides not to go to the feast
Rowan decides not to go to the feast
Athenir kills Cassia for her supplies
Arryin shoots an arrow at Meliath, but misses and kills Tullaina instead
      Day Six
Meliath convinces Arryin to not kill her, only to kill her instead
Athenir stalks Heidi
Rowan sprains his ankle while running away from Prim
Arena Event | A tsunami rolls into the areana
Prim, Athenir, Rowan, Meliath, and Heidi survive
| Five People Have Died |
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      Night Six
Meliath attempts to start a fire but is unsuccessful
Rowan, Heidi, Prim and Athenir sleep in shifts
      Day Seven
Meliath picks flowers
Athenir searches for firewood
Rowan makes a wooden spear
Prim explores the arena
Heidi goes hunting
      Night Seven
Meliath throws a knife into Athenir’s chest
Rowan receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor
Heidi screams for help
Prim falls into a frozen lake and drowns
      Day Eight
Meliath kills Heidi while she is resting
Rowan accidentally steps on a landmine
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Meliath, @lady-latte​‘s OC wins!
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fluffytuffles · 3 years
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The Jellicle Choice
Full Breakdown
(trigger warnings for violence, suicide, graphic death)
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Let’s go
(from here on the simulator refers to them by nicknames)
THE BLOODBATH
Tantomile, Etcetera, Jenny, Jerrie, Jemima, Skimble, Cori, Pounce, and Macavity all run away from the Cornucopia
Electra bashes Misto’s head in with a mace
Teazer runs away
Bomba grabs a backpack, not realizing it’s empty
Grizabella takes a spear
Munk takes a handful of throwing knives
Demeter, Plato, Tumble, Victoria, Old D, Tugger, Alonzo and Gus all run away
Jelly stays at the Cornucopia for resources
RIP Mistoffelees
DAY 1
Grizabella, Tantomile, Jelly, Tumble, and Old D hunt for other tributes
Skimble thinks about home
Bomba stalks Jerrie
Jenny, Tugger, and Teazer hunt for other tributes
Victoria tries to spear fish with a trident
Alonzo tries to sleep through the entire day
Cori is pricked by thorns while picking berries
Gus discovers a river
Macavity diverts Pounce’s attention and runs away
Munk tries to sleep through the entire day
Demeter shoots a poisonous blow dart into Electra’s neck, slowly killing her
Etcetera receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor
Jemima begs Plato to kill her. He refuses, leaving her alive.
RIP Electra
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NIGHT 1
Etcetera is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth
Macavity shoots an arrow into Skimble’s head
Munk receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor
Tugger and Jenny hold hands
Cori, Victoria, and Old D cheerfully sing songs together
Alonzo thinks about winning
Jerrie stays awake all night
Jemima passes out from exhaustion
Tumble sets up camp for the night
Teazer cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide
Plato sees a fire, but stays hidden
Tantomile and Grizabella huddle for warmth
Pounce, Jelly, and Bomba sleep in shifts
Gus screams for help
Demeter thinks about home
RIP Skimbleshanks RIP Rumpleteazer
DAY 2
Macavity practices his archery
Jelly, Demeter, Old D, and Bomba raid Pounce’s camp while he’s hunting
Victoria camouflages herself in the bushes
Etcetera makes a slingshot
Jenny and Gus work together to drown Tugger
Tantomile attacks Jerrie, but he manages to escape
Grizabella stalks Cori
Jemima receives supplies from an unknown sponsor
Tumble questions his sanity
Plato goes hunting
Munk scares Alonzo off
RIP Rum Tum Tugger
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NIGHT 2
Cori, Demeter, Old D, Grizabella, and Plato sleep in shifts
Jenny receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor
Bomba tends to Pounce’s wounds
Tumble is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth
Alonzo, Gus, Macavity, Munk, and Victoria sleep in shifts
Jerrie and Tantomile track down and kill Etcetera
Jemima attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful
Jelly looks at the night sky
RIP Etcetera
DAY 3
Grizabella injures herself
Plato begs Tantomile to kill him. She refuses, keeping him alive
Victoria and Tumble split up to search for resources
Jemima receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor
Jerrie, Demeter, Bomba, and Jelly hunt for other tributes
Macavity explores the arena
Cori camouflages himself in the bushes
Gus chases Jenny
Munk begs Old D to kill him. He refuses, keeping him alive
Alonzo collects fruit from a tree
Pounce explores the arena
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NIGHT 3
Jemima receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor
Victoria and Jerrie tell each other stories about themselves
Munk quietly hums
Macavity receives clean water from an unknown sponsor
Gus and Jenny huddle for warmth
Grizabella receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor
Old D defeats Alonzo in a fight, but spares his life
Pounce tries to sing himself to sleep
Demeter, Tumble, and Plato cheerfully sing songs together
Jelly cries herself to sleep
Cori tries to treat his infection
Bomba and Tantomile huddle for warmth
DAY 4
Alonzo tends to Grizabella’s wound
Victoria and Tumble hunt for other tributes
Jenny chases Jerrie
Demeter steals from Gus while he isn’t looking
Jemima travels to higher ground
Old D sprains his ankle while running away from Jelly
Tantomile discovers a river
Pounce sprains his ankle while running away from Bomba
Plato sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate
Cori receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor
Macavity practices his archery
Munk makes a wooden spear
ARENA EVENT - Monkey mutts fill the arena
Bomba uses Jenny as a shield
Macavity uses Grizabella as a shield
While running, Old D falls over and grabs Plato on the way down. The monkey mutts kill them
Cori uses Munk as a shield from the monkey mutts
Jerrie injures Pounce and leaves him for the monkey mutts
While running, Jelly falls over and grabs Victoria on the way down. The monkey mutts kill them
Gus, Tumble, Tantomile, Demeter, Alonzo, and Jemima survive
RIP Jennyanydots RIP Grizabella RIP Old Deuteronomy RIP Plato RIP Munkustrap RIP Pouncival RIP Jellylorum RIP Victoria
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NIGHT 4
Macavity receives clean water from an unknown sponsor
Cori destroys Demeter’s supplies while she’s asleep
Tumble poisons Bomba’s drink, but mistakes it for his own and dies
Jerrie climbs a tree to rest
Jemima screams for help
Alonzo and Tantomile sleep in shifts
Gus receives clean water from an unknown sponsor
RIP Tumblebrutus. He never scored.
THE FEAST - the Cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and mementos from the tributes’ families
Cori, Tantomile, Alonzo, Jerrie, and Jemima decide not to go to the Feast
Bomba stabs Gus with a tree branch
Demeter and Macavity decide to work together to get more supplies
RIP Asparagus Sr.
DAY 5
Tantomile, Jemima, Bomba, Cori, and Alonzo hunt for other tributes
Macavity explores the arena
Jerrie begs Demeter to kill him. She refuses, keeping him alive.
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NIGHT 5
Cori receives clean water from an unknown sponsor
Alonzo screams for help
Jerrie attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful
Bomba, Macavity, and Jemima discuss the games and what might happen in the morning
Demeter sees a fire, but stays hidden
Tantomile tends to her wounds
DAY 6
Bomba chases Cori
Macavity searches for a water source
Jerrie tries to sleep through the entire day
Tantomile camouflages herself in the bushes
Demeter makes a wooden spear
Jemima kills Alonzo with his own weapon
RIP Alonzo
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NIGHT 6
Tantomile receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor
Jemima attacks Macavity, but Demeter protects him, killing Jemima
Jerrie receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor
Cori sees a fire, but stays hidden
Bomba tends to her wounds
RIP Jemima
DAY 7
Bomba tends to macavity’s wounds
Cori thinks about home
Tantomile and Demeter hunt for other tributes
Jerrie practices his archery
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NIGHT 7
Bomba pushes Macavity off a cliff during a knife fight
Demeter forces Tantomile to kill Jerrie or Cori. She refuses, so Demeter kills her instead
RIP Macavity (lol) RIP Tantomile
DAY 8
Demeter stalks Cori
Jerrie discovers a river
Bomba questions her sanity
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NIGHT 8
Cori sets up camp for the night
Demeter quietly hums
Jerrie receives fresh food from @0zzysaurus
Bomba falls into a frozen lake and drowns
RIP Bombalurina
DAY 9
Jerrie travels to higher ground
Demeter picks flowers
Cori bleeds out due to untreated injuries
RIP Coricopat
Two tributes remain
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NIGHT 9
Demeter kills Jerrie while he’s sleeping
RIP Mungojerrie
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DEMETER IS VICTORIOUS
@0zzysaurus @emmikay​
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whatshername-please · 4 years
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Out of the Water - Chapter III
Synopsis: You were very proud to be a mermaid, thank you very much. You didn’t want to be where the people were. Actually, you’d rather avoid it. Defending the merfolk was the biggest goal in your life… well, it was until you meet a certain pirate… it seems that your family really had a thing for humans, after all. Not that you’d ever admit it…
Pairing: Harry x reader
Word count: 3564
Part 3 of ?
Warnings: none? Possibly grammar mistakes? Also, some cuss words
A/N: English isn’t my first language, so I’ll probably mess up some tenses, grammar and stuff. Go easy on me, please. Feedback is always appreciated.
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“Maybe it’s contemporary art”
You pointed at the destroyed painting on the floor which made Mal stare at you in disbelief. Ok, maybe now wasn’t the best time for light hearted jokes.
Thus, it was probably better not to say anything about the curtains being all torn up since no one took notice of them…
Ben’s castle was not very different from the rest of Auradon: dead silent and a wicked atmosphere hovered in the air. Well, it was until everyone started searching for the king.
Everyone was calling for Ben but that made absolutely no sense, you thought. If Audrey had gone to the castle, she’d have turned Ben to stone or something, making impossible for him to answer. All the noise would just draw her attention, if she didn’t already know you were there which was very likely, by the way.
Really, why couldn’t she set Ben’s clothes on fire, break his favorite clock, shave his eyebrows? It’d have been so much easier to deal with.
Humans always had to make everything more difficult, hadn’t they?
You had gone through the whole the castle and found no one and also Dude had lost the track of Ben’s scent, the best option now would be to go back to Auradon Prep since it was the last place Audrey was seen at. But of course Mal wasn’t entirely convinced that the castle was empty and you were checking the last room left: it was a large hall full of coats of arms, vitrals and armors.
Why were there so many armors? Questionable decorating choice, if someone asked you. And unless Ben was hiding inside one of them, he wasn’t there either. Coming to Ben’s castle had been a completely waste of time.
“Hey!” someone called you, way too over-excited. “We weren’t properly introduced yet, I’m Gil”
The muscular boy extended his hand smiling widely at you. You shook his hand, presenting yourself.
“Are you a princess?” he asked. While Harry called you a princess with disdain, Gil appeared to be genuily interested in you, then again, he was fascinated by everything in Auradon, from the leaves on the trees to the berries in the bushes.
“I am” you answered him.
It seemed to be physically impossible, but his smile grew even bigger than before.
“I’ve never met a princess before. Your highness” he bowed and then looked at you with gleaming eyes “Have I done it right?”
Gil looked very proud of himself and it broke your heart. It was infuriating to think how many wonderful kids were stuck and forgotten on that Isle. For 20 years no one thought or cared about them, even now most people believed that the Isle’s inehabitants were dangerous and past redemption. You dared King Beast to look in Gil’s eyes and say he was a criminal who deserved to be punished for the rest of his life.
“Yes, you did. But you don’t have to do it, really.” you said and he nodded in agreement. Ok, you decided, out of Uma’s friends Gil was your favorite.
All you wanted to do was to find Audrey and go back home, but what was an already difficult task in itself was getting even harder because of Uma and Mal incessant bickering. You tried to ignore when Mal said she wandered what fried octopus tasted like. One thing that never entered humans’ head was that mermaids and fishes were friends, one day you were hanging out with a squid or a crab and suddenly they were fished and eaten by some unfeeling human. Sebastian still had nightmares about the time he got trapped inside your uncle’s…
Oh, wait. Did that armor just move?
Shit.
Everyone noticed it too, excepting Uma and Mal because they were too distracted fighting with each other.
“Girls!” Harry yelled “We have a situation here”. You wished you had a phone to take a picture of Uma’s face at this moment. She looked outraged by the audacity of Harry to cut her off.
At least now everyone was completely aware of that all the armors in that cursed place were moving towards you and ready to cut you all into tiny pieces. Drawing back wasn’t even an option since you were completely surrounded, the only chance you had to get out of this mess would be to fight.
WHY WERE THERE SO MANY ARMORS? If you survived this, you’d have a long talk to Ben about interior design.
Good thing everyone was optimistic about defeating them because, by your account, you were way outnumbered… not that Uma and Mal seemed to care since they were quarreling again. Evie was the one who got fed up with all the nonsense and stepped in and, while she tried to talk them into their senses again, you took the comb from your hair, ready to make it assume its true form. If Fairy Godmother didn’t have a rule against magic… or weapons being unnecessarialy used, you wouldn’t even bother changing your trident into a hair comb. You looked super badass carrying your trident around like the bitching sea queen you were…
Would be….
Whatever…
“Will you really brush your hair now, princess?”
That.
Mocking.
Tone.
Again.
You could either punch him right now or wait for an enchanted knight to do it…. but you had a better idea.
His eyes widened and his mouth dropped open when he saw the comb that had been in your hand the moment before become an imponent trident. You watched with delight that ridiculous smirk on his face change into a shocked face. It always amazed you the look people made when they realized that your cute hair pin could make someone bleed to death, and Harry Hook did not disappoint you.
That would answer his question about your fighting skills.
The jerk.
But you had no time to think any further about Harry Hook and his pesky presence, the knights were near and you had a battle to face.
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It was official, you hated the human world and the ridiculous armors they used as house decoration. If Belle and the Beast (did he even have a name or his name was really Beast? Whatever…) hadn’t decide that every single corner of that castle needed to have a knight’s suit, you wouldn’t have had to be dodging swords attacks coming from every single angle that you could think of. It didn’t matter how hard or fast you hit them or that they were too heavy to react because they were enchanted. They could be slow to strike, but they neither got tired nor hurt, so you could attack them as much as you wanted and it didn’t make any difference, you were just scratching the metal. They were many and you were only 8, this wasn’t a fair battle, at all
“We need magic to defeat those things” you shouted to Mal while hitting a knight right in his chest, he stumbled a little but regained his balance fast enough. At the same time that you avoided another hit, you caught a glimpse of Harry who was close to you and unaware of the armor approachinh him from behind.
C'mon Harry, turn around…
Gosh, you had to do everything.
The knight striked again, but you avoided the blow. Taking this as a cue, you ran towards Harry and, as you did so, you managed to knock down the armor that was ready to attack the pirate. The sound of metal hitting the floor made the boy turn his head, he saw the armour laying on the floor and gave you a surprised look; either the boy didn’t expect you were able to fight or he didn’t expect that you would put yourself at risk to help him.
“You can thank me later” you said already attacking another hellish knight.
Thank goodness Mal had heard you and decided to use her magic against the cursed armors and before you could blink, the knights stopped moving and fell in the middle of the room.
It was about time.
Everyone was celebrating the victory, there were no more Uma’s crew or Mal’s gang, all of them were friends and, well… it ended as fast as it started. In one second they were cheering and laughing and in the other they rememrebed they didn’t like each other. The friendliness lasted two seconds, it was a new record.
Both gangs walked away from each other, Uma and her pirates stood on one side, and Mal and the VKs stood on the other. Celia and you decided to stay away watching them from afar.
Evie, who seemed determined to make everyone to get along, proposed an icebreaker and it took all your willpower to not to laugh at your friends’ faces upon hearing this. You have never heard so many groans or seen people looking away so fast in your life: Uma was probably deliberating all the choices she did in her life and looked like she could use a drink, or five, while Gil was just confused. Carlos and Jay were clearly unconfortable and would prefer to sleep forever than to go through this, and the only reason Mal didn’t shut Evie down right at the spot was because she dind’t want to hurt the girl’s feelings. And Harry…
It was a surprise to you when he didn’t come up with some ironic comment. Actually, he looked rather astonished when Evie complimented him and it appeared he was about to reply her before Uma cut him off.
And then she and Mal restarted their usual bickering.
Maybe the icebreaker wasn’t a bad idea, after all.
“Summer School?” Harry laughed “No wonders she wants revenge”.
Not that you’d ever say it out loud, but the pirate had a valid point.
Finally, they decided on following Uma’s initial plan to the joy of the sea witch’s daughter. Apparently, Audrey was still in Auradon Prep, so the girls would go and check her room for clues, and the boys would look out for Ben.
Everyone was ready to leave, but before the team split you spoke up.
“Actually, I’m going with the guys, ok?”
“Why?” Mal questioned you, raising an eyebrow.
“Because if Audrey shows up it’s better that at least one person knows how to use magic” you explained.
“No, the amber is the only thing that can defeat her, you wouldn’t stand a chance” Mal was clearly annoyed that you were holding them back, but you ignored the whay she glared at you and went on.
“Even so, I may be able to hold her off with my trident. You, Uma and Evie got brains, strenght and magic. Jay, Carlos, Gil and Harry, on the other hand….”
Your eyes lingered on the boys in front of you who, you knew for a fact, would kill each other in the first opportunity.
“Too edgy” you pointed to Jay.
“Too pure” and Carlos.
“Too bubbly” Gil.
“Too…” you looked Harry up and down and shrugged “Honestly? I can’t even describe him.”
Mal went silence for a moment, deliberating whay you had said, while everyone else was staring at you with a look you knew too well. It was the famous “I can’t believe she actually said that” face.
“Fine, you proved your point” Mal finally declared and the ofended look on Jay’s face almost made you laugh. You’d have to apolize to him later… But right now you had a king to find before Mal snapped at you again.
You and the guys left the castle and followed Dude, who had detected Ben’s scent.
“I’m not edgy” said Jay with a pout, looking too adorable to be taken seriously.
“Didn’t you almost break your arm trying to learn R.O.A.R just for the sake of beating Chad? Or what about that time when you got into a fight with a guy twice your size because he said the only reason you won the tourney game was because everybody on the other team was scared to come near a villain kid? ” you asked him.
“Hey! You were encouraging me!” he reminded you, laughing about the incident.
“I was not” you denied, putting your hand on your chest in a mocking manner “How dare you to suggest I’d ever do something like that”. You tried to make a serious face, but broke into a smile in a matter of seconds as you remembered that day. "Did we punch him, though? I can’t recall".
“No, Carlos stopped us… he is too pure” the VK teased, and Carlos didn’t take it kindly. As he passed by the both of you, he hit Jay’s arm hard enough to make his friend yelp.
“Come back here, Carlos” Jay called and ran after him “I was only joking”.
You giggled.
Humans, what dorks.
Minding your own business, you kept walking silently. Your friends were ahead, making sure to not lose Dude from their sight. Things appeared to be safe, at least for now, so you decided to change your trident into its pocket version, and with one quick motion of your hand, it became a hair comb again.
“How do you do that?” it was Gil who asked and he seemed utterly puzzled by your trident.
“Oh, it’s magic.” you said while Gil observed with narrowed eyes you place the enchanted comb in your hair, the boy was staring so intensively at it that looked like he was wainting for the comb to burst into flames or something “It’s no big deal, really”
“Yeah, you’re probably used by it, right? But we don’t have magic on the Isle…” he looked down, ashamed of being impressed by something that was so ordinary to you, and you felt terrible. You didn’t mean to upset him.
“Oh no, I mean… I just never really thought about it…” you tried to explain.
“Of course you didn’t, why do people in Auradon would think how their lives are perfect?” Harry, who had been oddly quiet, spoke. However, if he were expecting you to ague with him, he’d be disappointed. The pirate could get on your nerves but you couldn’t be a hypocrite and deny all the privileges you had just because you were born on the “right” side of the barrier.
Of course Harry didn’t know that was how you felt about the barrier and took the lack of a response as an confirmation.
“How nice it must be to have everything, huh?” he tried to sound cynical, but you could hear the hurt and bitterness in his voice.
“King Triton has a trident too, you know.” Gil said absently, ignoring completely the tension between Harry and you “It was on the Isle two years ago, we almost got it”
“Yeah I know. I nearly killed my cousin when I discovered she messed up with grandpa’s trident” you remembered like it was yesterday. Your cousin Arabella decided she wanted to prove her worth by summoing a storm using your grandfather’s magical trident. If this wasn’t reckless enough, she also lost the trident that ended up on the Isle. Thanks to Mal and her gang the trident was recoreved before your grandfather noticed it was gone.
What a day.
“Wait, your grandfather? Are you…?” Gil’s eyes widened when he realized who you were.
“Yeap, King’s Triton granddaughter, that’s me.” you finished his sentence, very proud of being who you were.
“Then you are a mermaid!” the blond boy’s eyes moved to your legs and he frowned at them, as if he couldn’t understand what they were doing there “If you are a mermaid, where is your fishtail?”
You chuckled and explained. It wasn’t the first time someone asked you that, but you didn’t mind. Actually, everytime you had the chance to brag about being a mermaid, you did it.
“When I need to be on land I turn into a human”
“Uma is Ursula’s daughter, did you know that?” it amazed you how Gil was capable of saying anything in such a light manner. Most people would be very cautious about speaking of the former villain of someone’s family in their presence but not Gil, he definitely didn’t mind bringing the subject up.
If you knew that Uma was the sea witch’s daughter? IF YOU KNEW THAT. You have been talking about this girl for years and, in the past months, you literally hid her in your room. YOU DID KNEW THAT.
This was what you really wanted to say, but instead you laughed it off “I think I’ve heard her name a few times”.
“Is it his trident?” it was Harry the one making a question now and, for the first time, he seemed genuinely curious and not just being sarcastic or cunning.
“Oh no… it was a gift from him, actually. It’s not as powerful as his, though. But it’s good enough” one thing that never ever bothered you was to talk about your life as a mermaid. If someone ever decided to write a tale about you, people would stop thinking that every mermaids’ wish was to become human.
You just loved being a mermaid and nothing would ever change that.
“What can it do?” he inquired, taking a closer look at the comb in your hair. He was wondering about the damage that could cause, no doubt.
“It can control water, for the most part. But is also good to beat the shit out of my enemies”
He smiled.
Harry Hook had sincerely smiled at you.
Maybe people were right, maybe you were born on the Isle and were switched at birth with some kid from Auradon. It would explain your talent for befriending villain kids.
You have never made friends easily, better saying, people didn’t want to be friends with you because of your reputation of being temperamental and moody, which wasn’t entirely true. You just didn’t care about being on the spotlight or doing what people expected you to do. Did you have to to sing along with woodland creatures just because you were a princess? Your area of expertise was marine life, for crying out loud. Squirrels and mice freaked you out! Once, a guy asked you on a date and thought it would be a good idea to go to a sea food restaurant!
You weren’t moody, humans were the ones who had the emotional range of a barnacle.
Also, a lot of people in Auradon were too self-absorbed, they thought everyone had a lovely happy life like them. Everytime you brought the Isle up they said you were overreacting and that it couldn’t be that bad. You wondered if they could see the black clouds that covered the place or if they even remembered that all Auradon’s leftovers were sent there.
You tried to be patiente but sometimes -well, most of times- you could not help yourself and ended up speaking your mind. At least from now on, you could claim that you have never cursed anyone out of spite.
Thanks, Audrey.
“If we’re getting to know each other, I have a question for you” you said to Harry who arched an eyebrow, curious about what you were going to say “Is your accent real?”
He blinked in confusion, not sure if he had heard you right.
“Yes! What kind of question is that?” he was perplexed by what you asked. Harry wasn’t used to people commenting on his accent and the times someone had said something about it, it was always to make fun of him - and Harry always made sure they learned not to do it again. So, he didn’t know if you were serious or simply mocking him.
“I don’t know. I believed you were being dramatic, to be honest. The eyeliner, the coat… The accent could very well be part of your pirate aesthetic” You didn’t want to sound rude or anything, you honestly imagined the accent was only him being theatrical, but since he didn’t answer right away (not even a ironic remark), you added quickly “It’s a lovely accent, it suits you”.
At first, you expected him to shut you down or tell you to fuck off. However, as he didn’t reply anything, you thought you really had offended the boy. You were ready to apologize (you could be the sea bitch, but you weren’t rude…). Instead, he bursted into laughter and you frowned, not understanding what was so funny to make Harry Hook laugh like that.
That boy was completely unpredictable.
“It’s not an aesthetic, lass. I’m a pirate” it was the first time since you met that Harry seemed so amused and it wasn’t at someone’s expanses. “Why did you think this?”
“Well, you do walk around carrying a hook” you pointed to the sharp object he kept holding since the moment you laid your eyes on him.
“And who are you to judge? You have a magical trident in your hair.”
It was your turn to laugh, maybe Harry wasn’t that bad.
“Fair enough, I can’t argue against it” you agreed with him,
Upon hearing your words, his mouth twisted into a smug grin…
“I knew you would warm up to me, princess”
Yeah, you took back what you thought seconds before, Harry Hook was insufferable. You huffed in annoyance and walked away from him and his pompous attitude.
Humans were never worth the stress.
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i put Psychonauts characters into the hunger games simulator
and this is how it went
Bloodbath
Franke Athens sets Chloe Barge on fire with a molotov.
dr caligosto loboto and Vernon Tripe fight for a bag. dr caligosto loboto gives up and retreats. (bro bored him so much he just.gave up)
milla vodello falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (c'mon girl, YOURE BETTER THAN THIS-)
Benny Fideleo, Phoebe Love, and Dogen Boole work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Clem Foote is unable to convince Kitty Bubai to not kill him.
morceau oleader grabs a jar of fishing bait while Elton Fir gets fishing gear. (elton's gonna need some earplugs to not hear the poor fishes's thoughts)
lili zanotto stabs hollis forsythe in the back with a trident.
Nils Lutefisk and Milka Phage work together to drown ford crueller.
Quentin Hedgemouse shoots an arrow at Chops Sweetwind, but misses and kills J.T Hoofburger instead. (oh shit 0_0)
Elka Doom severely injures Crystal Flowers, but puts her out of her misery. (i guess she got what she asked for???)
Mikhail Bulgakov overpowers Maloof Canola, killing him. (ironic)
sasha nein finds a canteen full of water.
bobby zilch cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (good riddance lmaooo)
augustus aquato falls into a pit and dies.
raz aquato grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Day 1
lili zanotto constructs a shack.
morceau oleader, Nils Lutefisk, and Kitty Bubai track down and kill Quentin Hedgemouse. (poor lil dude stood no chance TwT)
Milka Phage, Chops Sweetwind, Elka Doom, and Franke Athens form a suicide pact, killing themselves. (DAMN)
sasha nein severely injures Mikhail Bulgakov and leaves him to die. (COLD, SASHA. COLD)
Vernon Tripe injures himself. (of course he did)
Benny Fideleo overhears raz aquato and Dogen Boole talking in the distance.
Elton Fir kills Phoebe Love with a sickle.
dr caligosto loboto searches for firewood. (SOMEHOW HE'S BEING THE MOST NORMAL-)
Night 1
Nils Lutefisk tries to sing himself to sleep.
Elton Fir fends Vernon Tripe, dr caligosto loboto, and Benny Fideleo away from his fire. (cal didn't find firewood so he tried to take elton's lol)
Dogen Boole, morceau oleader, and sasha nein get into a fight. sasha nein triumphantly kills them both. (not a surprise)
Kitty Bubai throws a knife into lili zanotto's chest. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)
raz aquato attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. (HE'S COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TT0TT)
Day 2
Vernon Tripe diverts dr caligosto loboto's attention and runs away.
Elton Fir severely injures Kitty Bubai and leaves her to die.
raz aquato is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Nils Lutefisk sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Benny Fideleo shoots a poisonous blow dart into sasha nein's neck, slowly killing him.
Night 2
Elton Fir throws a knife into Vernon Tripe's chest.
raz aquato sets an explosive off, killing dr caligosto loboto, Benny Fideleo, and Nils Lutefisk. (DAMN BOI HE FINALLY FOUND OUT ABOUT LILI AND HE'S PISSED-)
Day 3
raz aquato tries to spear fish with a trident.
Elton Fir camouflages himself in the bushes. (sNeAkY BoI~)
Night 3
Elton Fir sees a fire, but stays hidden. (sNeEeAaKy bOiIi~)
raz aquato attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. (dang he sucks at starting fires other that squirrels-)
Feast
raz aquato bashes Elton Fir's head against a rock several times. (JESUS CHRIST-)
The Games have ended
❤️The winner is raz aquato!❤️
well that was fucking violent :D tell me if you want another one!
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simonrriley · 3 years
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DAY 4
Captain sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Locks receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. King and Pins split up to search for resources. Stars diverts Josie's attention and runs away. Alexei constructs a shack. Spot camouflages himself in the bushes. Bruiser tries to spear fish with a trident. Syd is pricked by thorns while picking berries. Gal's trap kills Katie.
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boleyn-falcon · 4 years
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Tudor!Hunger Games Simulator!
OKay sO- i used that simulator and just filled it with Six and Tudor people and let them run LOOSE heres the LINK for it if you wanna run it yourselves! (note you gotta press edit cast then resubmit if you want new results)
heres what happened when i ran it! oh and if you use the link and post about what happens use #Tudor!HungerGames  so i can see it or just tag me!  lets get this show on the road (on the link i know i misspelled some names so dont mind that) 
so here are our teams!
1-HenRAT/Thomas Cromwell
2-Aragon/Maria
3-Anne/Maggie
4-Jane/Eddie
5-Anna/Bessie
6-Kitty/Elizabeth l
7-Mary l/Frencis Dereham
8-Henry Mannox/Thomas Culpepper
9-Thomas and Edward Seymour
10-Cathy/Mae Parr
11-Mary and George Boleyn
12-Henry Fitzroy/Joan
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DAY ONE
Maria and Mannox both grab shields ; Cathy,Maggie,HenRAT,Fitzroy,and Mae run away ; George scares Joan ; Mary l finds explosives(oh lordy) ; Cromwell scares kitty ; Dereham runs away(pussy) ; Culpepper stays for resources ; Anne finds a bow and some arrows ; Eddie and Bessie fight for a bag and Eddie gives up ; Eddie runs away with a rope and a lighter ; Mary B grabs a shovel ; Anna grabs a spear ; Lizzie and aragon fight for a bag and Lizzie runs way ; Jane finds a canteen full of water ; Thomas Seymour finds some explosives ;
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Maria gets water from a sponsor ; Dereham and Maggie hunt for people ; Anne practices archery ; Jane is a dumb bitch and sets off a mine while trying to set it ; Eddie fucking stabs George and kills him with sais ; Eddie goes hunting ; Thomas S explores ; Culpeper finds higher ground ; HenRAT sleeps because he’s a lazy fuck ; Cathy goes fishing with a TRIDENT ; Anna makes a shack ; Mary B looks for firewood ; Mary l explodes cromwell, Bessie, and Aragon ; Kitty scares off Joan(poor baby) ;  Mae attacks Lizzie but she escapes ;
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OKAY if i do every day and night this will take forever so imma just put my favorite moments and who wins
Someone gives Maggie BOMBS ; Kitty questions her sanity ; Cathy fails at starting a fire ; Joan also cant start a fire(my poor angel ;-;) ; HENRAT AND MANOX HOLD HANDS- ; so do Anna and Eddie?? ; HENRAT MUDERS ANNA ; Cathy picks flowers?? ; Manox STABS ANNIE ; Joan and Mary B huddle(;-;) ; Lizzie Fitzroy and Cathy sings songs together?? (cathy wtf) ; MARIA FUCKING FALLS INTO A LAKE AND D I E S ; Annie is given a hatchet ; MAGGIE CRIES HERSELF TO SLEEP NO BABBBY ; culpepper chases Maggie(poor girl) ; Tom S sets off a mine the same way his dumbass sister did ; HenRAT is hurt by a berry bush- ; MANOX GETS BOMBS ; Joan tries to sing herself to sleep(MY ANGEL) ; Maggie pulls an allnighter ; Manox murders Annie- ; Eddie stalks Mae ; Lizzie scares off Mary ; Maggie sleeps(finally) ; HenRAT pushes Manox off a cliff ; HenRAT, Joan,Edward S, and Lizzie tell ghost stories ; Mae tries to poison Kitty’s drink but drinks it by accident and DIES ; Maggie passes out from exhaustion ; culpeper stabs Ed S to death with sais ; Joan poisons Lizzie successfully ;  MAGGIE AMBUSHES PARR AND MURDERS HER ; Maggie dies from infection ; Eddie sings himself to sleep ; JOAN KILLS HENRAT HELL YAS GIRL ; kitty kills Fitzroy ; Joan goes fishing ; KITTY AND JOAN HUDDLE ; KITTY THEN BASHES JOAN’S SKULL WITH A ROCK ; Eddie dies of hunger ; culpeper murders Kitty for supplies ; Culpeper wins
all i have to say is.. JOAN SHOULD HAVE WON
@homosixual-dumbass ​
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mega-taiga · 5 years
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Hello. Last time i was playing minecraft in 2014 i believe?? Before horse update for sure. And i lost so much i think, can you please describe what i lost in short terms?
oh god okay here we go. im not sure where you left off so i started at 1.5. obv i didnt include everything each update, just what i think is most noteworthy:
1.5 (Redstone Update):
activator rails
daylight sensors
droppers
hoppers
comparators
trapped chests
nether quartz
quartz blocks
nether brick
1.6 (Horse Update):
horses, donkeys, mules, skeleton and zombie horses
horse armor
carpet
stained clay (now called stained terracotta)
leads
nametags
hay bales
1.7 (The Update That Changed the World):
new biomes - savannas, mesas (now called Badlands), roofed forests, flower forests, birch forests, mega taigas (now called Giant Spruce Forests)
new fish - clownfish, salmon, pufferfish,
new flowers - tulips, oxeye daisies, poppies, azure bluets, blue orchids, peonies, rose bushes, sunflowers, lilacs
acacia trees and dark oak trees
red sand
fishing overhaul and rod enchantments
stained glass
1.8 (Bountiful Update):
granite, diorite and andesite
prismarine, prismarine shards, prismarine crystals, prismarine bricks and dark prismarine
guardians and elder guardians
rabbits
endermites
ocean monuments
sea lanterns
banners
different fences gates and doors for different wood types
mutton
armor stands
spectator mode
1.9 (Combat Update):
combat overhaul
weapon recharge
dual wielding
shields
tipped arrows
chorus fruit/flowers/plants
revamped dragon fight
dragon heads
end rods
end cities
end ships
shulkers
end stone brick
grass paths
purpur blocks
beetroot
trap horses
dragon's breath
lingering potions
elytra
boat variants for different woods
1.10 (Frostburn Update):
polar bears
strays
husks
magma blocks
netherwart blocks
bone blocks
red nether bricks
fossils
endermen in the nether
1.11 (Exploration Update):
illagers - vindicators, evokers and vexes
llamas
observer blocks
shulker boxes
totem of undying
woodland mansions
explorer maps
1.12 (World of Colour Update):
concrete
glazed terracotta
illusioners
parrots
recipe book
advancements
wool, banner and shulker box vibrant recolouration
dyeable beds
dyeable shulkers
1.13 (Update Aquatic):
turtles
dolphins
fish mobs
drowned
phantoms
water mechanic overhaul
swimming animation
tridents
bubble columns
shipwrecks
underwater ruins
kelp and sea grass
sea pickles
turtle helms
nautilus shells
heart of the sea
conduits
coral reefs and icebergs
blue ice
stripped logs
buried treasure + buried treasure maps
underwater caves + ravines
ambient underwater noise
1.14 (Village and Pillage Update), i.e the most recent update:
pandas
foxes
stray cats
brown mooshrooms
pillagers
ravagers
wandering traders + wandering llamas
pillager patrols
village raids
bamboo
sweet berry bushes + sweet berries
crafting overhaul - smokers, blast furnaces, grindstones, stonecutters, cartography tables, looms, smithing tables, fletching tables
barrels
bells
composters
lecterns
campfires
lanterns
new flowers - cornflowers, lily of the valleys and wither roses
scaffolding blocks
sign variants of different wood
more slabs/stairs/walls
crossbows
white/black/blue/brown dye
bamboo forests
pillager outposts
revamped trading system
revamped village mechanics
revamped village architecture for each biome
snowy tundra villages
bad omen + hero of the village
and thats what youve missed in Minecraft for the past 5-6 years.
sorry i know this is a long list, i wouldve put this under a read-more but im on mobile and idk if u can on mobile :(
and also as a bonus:
1.15 (??? Update):
bees
bee nests and bee hives
honeycombs
honey jars
smithing and fletching table functionality
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star-captain · 4 years
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Chapter 5: The Long Road
A job well done by fireflower117 and an anon for solving my cipher and discovering the hint! Enjoy the anguish! I think I’m going to do a few more of those, so keep an eye out for more clues left in my favorite cipher.
Red and Avon continue their journey, and while Red wishes Avon would talk to him, Ecto wishes the feeling of not being alone would go away. 
Red belongs to @theguardiansofredland​
Ecto belongs to @ectochoir​
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It’s been a week of traveling. Red and Avon had followed the coastline until they could no longer, which is when they turned inwards. They always traveled westward. That’s the direction that Avon feels her home is, though she isn’t one hundred percent sure. They wandered forests, plains, and hills. 
Right now, the pair walk through tall spruce trees, watching the sun as it begins to disappear on the horizon. Red tries to strike up a conversation. “So...uh, what’s your house like? Your home?” 
Avon stays silent, like she always does. The silence draws out, and after a minute, Red sighs. No matter what they try to talk about, Avon never answers. Not unless it’s something pertinent to the journey. If Red asks about where they are, or how far they’ve walked, Avon will speak up. But anything else, any attempt to make conversation, to fill the silence is only met with a cold wall. It’s been a long week for Red. 
Avon knows that Red wants to chat, she hears all the questions from them. But she never answers beyond necessary knowledge. It’s safest that way, for Avon. She’s spent her whole life keeping to herself, this little journey isn’t going to change that. Dragons are solitary creatures, even though it seems kiplings are the opposite. 
They’re an odd traveling pair. In the mornings, Avon leaves to find food while Red packs up. Today, Red was delighted to see Avon had brought back sweet berries from the bushes all around. However, she noticed that Avon’s hands were covered in scratches from the plant. When Red offered to clean them, Avon only tucked her hands under her cloak and began to walk. 
Most of the day they wander, following the sun. Sometimes, while Red is resting her sore feet, Avon takes off into the sky to check their surroundings. Red doesn’t know how Avon can walk so much and not have aching muscles. He thought swimming would have prepared him for this, but Avon rarely slows her consistent pace. The walk is mostly silent, though sometimes Red will begin to hum to himself as he observes his surroundings. He’s never been to places like these before. Where trees grow so tall they could stick out of the ocean, or fields filled with flowers of every color and shape. He tries to strike up conversations, but is almost always shot down with silence. And every time, it hurts a little. Red wants to befriend the mysterious girl, but Avon doesn’t seem interested in being friends. She seems to care about Red’s wellbeing, but not enough to notice that the silence is killing him. That he just wants to be friends, just wants to talk and share stories. Of their homes, of their families, of their life. 
When the sun begins to set, that’s when the two stop. Avon finds a clearing large enough for them, one close to a source of water for Red. Red feels bad that her sea pickles haven’t come in handy. She never realized that they don’t glow out of the water. Avon starts up a fire while Red sets out her bedroll, though Avon always rests on the opposite side of the fire. Red’s noticed that Avon doesn’t sleep much. When she goes to bed, Avon is up- often watching the darkness. And when Red wakes, it’s the same. They share food, cooked fish caught nearby or meat that Avon has hunted. 
“We should stop here.” Avon announces, looking around. It’s a small cove near a river, flat enough for the two to make camp in. Avon makes it official by digging the prongs of her trident into the dirt. Claiming it like her weapon is a flag. 
“This river is so deep. Look at all the fish!” Red grins, peeking below the surface by dunking her head in. This evening is going to be good for her, she can get a swim in. Red always feels relaxed when she’s in the water. It feels like a mother’s arms, cradling her. Protecting her. 
Avon doesn’t answer Red's exclamation, already putting together the fire. They go through the same motions they’ve gone through every night for the past week. Fire, bedroll, dinner. Red takes some time to soak in the river, feeling her scales become healthy and hydrated in the cool water. She swims as deep as she can, and turns over so that she’s laying on the sand. Beyond the surface of the water, she can see the stars. Glittering, distant pinpricks of light. Red is usually too deep under to get a good look at them. They make patterns in the sky, patterns she starts to name as she watches them twinkle. 
A black shape soars across Red’s vision. It startles him at first, but after a second he remembers his traveling partner. Avon must be stretching her wings, or doing ‘patrols’ like she says she does. The fresh water starts to become chilled, the sun no longer warming it. That’s Red’s cue to return to the surface. Just as he suspects, the campsite is empty. Avon’s trident is still stuck in the ground, so she must not be far. She hardly ever lets that leave her sight. Red wonders how she came across it, if she lives in the End. Do they have drowned in the End? 
There’s a shuffle in the leaves behind Red. He turns just in time to witness Avon narrowly avoid hitting one tree, brush past another’s leaves...only to strike into a tall tree on the far side of the camp. The entire tree shutters, leaves falling at a much slower speed than Avon. She comes crashing to the forest floor, her arms still wrapped around her head to protect it from the crash. The mysterious protector rolls down the hill, wings askew and hair full of twigs. 
“I can’t be-leaf what I just saw.” Red giggles out, looming over Avon. She’s still dazed from her crash landing, but it doesn’t take long for her to recapture focus. And immediately, Red sees her pale face become as red as a salmon. 
“That...that was intentional.” Avon stutters out. 
Red’s giggles grow into full laughter as Avon stands up, plucking the twigs from her hair. Red isn’t trying to be mean, but the circumstance was just too much not to crack a laugh. “That was quite the hot landing, how’d you miss a tree that big?” 
“I saw it coming, I was coming in too hot and needed to make a fast landing.” Avon tugs her cloak back into place, dusting dirt from her wings. She stiffens her shoulders and tries breathing to stop the growing red across her face. 
“That was not a landing. That was a crashing.” Red’s doubled over with laughter. This is the first time he’s ever seen Avon not in that stoic, cryptic stature she always carries. She’s actually showing emotion- beyond anger. She’s stumbling over her words, embarrassed that Red saw what he just did.
“It was a rapid deceleration. Not falling.” Avon storms past Red, putting her hands over her cheeks to cover the color that betrays her. She didn’t want Red to see that- ever. Avon is a great flyer. But landings in the Overworld are tough. So many trees and mountains, sometimes she calculates things wrong and ends up hitting them. She’s done it a few times this trip, but luckily Red wasn’t around. This time she wasn’t so lucky. 
“You’re quite the clumsy person, Avon. First you knock yourself out in a shipwreck, and now you crash into a tree!” Red sobers up a bit, wiping tears from the corner of his eyes. “It’s okay, I’m just glad you aren’t hurt.” Red places a hand on Avon’s shoulder. As soon as Avon feels the pressure through her cloak, she raises her wings like curtains. Pushing his hand off of her. 
“I-I’m not clumsy. This is why I prefer the End.” Avon is thoroughly embarrassed. She never wanted anyone to know anything about her. To never let anyone see her as anything less than the protector she is. Nothing less than a dragonheart, and nothing more. She doesn’t want Red to see her as weak in any way. How could Avon possibly be a decent fighter if she can’t even evade a massive tree? She grabs her trident from the ground, keeping her face out of direct firelight as she sits down on the ground. She buffs out marks on her weapon, hoping that maybe if she can get rid of the blemishes on it she can get rid of the embarrassment as well. 
Red sits down on her bedroll, shaking her head. For once, Avon feels like a real person. Not the silent, static soldier she tries to portray. A real being, with layers and flaws and the ability to have emotion. While the crash was embarrassing for Avon, it only reinforced one thing in Red- that there is hope in Avon. She’s not immune to feeling. And it only encourages Red to keep picking away at the tough exterior. 
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Ecto feels like she’s constantly being watched. Just over the dune, just beyond the horizon, just below her cacti monuments. It’s not husks, no. They don’t even have eyes to watch her. She feels like someone is drilling right through her back with their gaze. Someone who shouldn’t be in her desert. 
She’s started to make precautions. The door into her home, burrowed in the dunes, is now surrounded by cacti. She has to crawl over them to leave, but she’s used to the spines. She’s a master of plucking them out of her hands. Ecto has no weapons, but she’s been on the lookout since the feeling started. Hoping that a husk would be carrying it’s blade even through death, or a pyramid would have a weapon stashed away. But she’s been out of luck. All she has is her wits, her mind, and her cacti. 
Ecto is clever, she knows if something were to really happen, she’d make it through without a problem. She just hates this feeling of being watched, of some intruder in her home. There’s a village on the other side of the biome, but she never visits. There’s no need for her to. The villagers don’t bother her, and she doesn’t bother them. But they wouldn’t be the ones spying on her, not after all this time. 
This is something new. Every so often, Ecto catches a whiff of that awful scent again. What she smelled that day in the sandstorm. The melted sand footprints are still there, though they’re getting buried by the constant flow of sand. It’s most often near the swirling monument that Ecto feels like she’s being watched. It’s starting to drive her mad. Every evening, she hunts for husks that may have a weapon. She’s always carrying a cactus on her, separate from the cacti she snacks on.
 Tonight, Ecto brushes the sandy grime from her face after killing a horde of husks. The sensation is back as she wanders home. Boring deep into her, though she can never see who is always watching. At the mouth of her home, she suddenly turns around and shouts into the night. “Go away! If you’re looking for a fight then come get it!” 
She’s not backing down. Whoever this is, she’s going to fight for invading her desert and making her so uncomfortable. When she finally sees who it is, they’re going to wish they had brought better gear.
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