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#i dont do anything different #keep going my speed #and laugh a little at how upset they get flailing their arms up #i dont want to put myself or others in danger by going 10+ over #especially since i live in a busy city where everyone jaywalks

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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

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happy deathiversary to Jason Todd

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HE PLAYS THE VIOLIN I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO MELT😻😻😻

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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

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While I'm sure bad guys in Gotham have learned over time that the Bats don't kill, that even after bashing your teeth in they'll flag down an ambulance or dump you unceremoniously at the ER, it's still a shaky trust.

One that is easily shaken seeing a child wielding a sword in the dead of night; nobody wants to learn how that is handled nonlethally. Or bad guys just surrendering one late night after running into an alley and Nightwing's standing over their unconscious buddy, holding the gun he wrestled away. They watch Red Hood break into the place they're robbing with a crowbar in hand and just decide they'd rather not chance it. They see a shadow that could be Black Bat and-- you get it.

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im back! im back im back im BACK!!! yessssssss finally!!!!

i missed this blog so very much! got deactivated, got reactivated, forgot password, remembered password after 2 years, and now I'M BACK!

you know what, fuck it, requests open for tolkien, transformers and bnha for the next week! i feel so powerful!! whooo!

#YOURE ALIVE #HOLY CRAP

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me, at the doctor: "Listen, I hate being told what I can or cannot do—"

my doctor, doing the doctor nod while they type: "mhm, mhm"

me: "But imma be real, they were right, I can't do this."

my doctor: *surprised laugh*

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please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

#no because why is there eddie munsun #or whatever his name is #clogging the batfam/batman tags #im so tired of finding random fandoms in my tags of others

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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

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Jason turns off his devices mid patrol and pretends to be dead again for april fool's one time and Bruce has a mental breakdown so bad, Jason has to come clean immediately.

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I like to imagine that sometimes when bruce is really, REALLY tired he’ll accidentally slip into his brucie Wayne persona in front of the JL while in Batman costume. Like maybe Hal makes a joke about Batman being ugly because he always hides his face and Bruce just says “I’m still prettier than you’ll ever be” in his most himbo ditzy voice ever. And then he just goes back to normal Batman brooding.

The rest of the JL just stare at B for a solid five minutes but he’s already back to his normal Batman self.

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Lmao yeah. Depends on person but for me If im super engrossed in a book. I dont even know im resding anymore. And when im interrupted or finish it-i like "wake up" and feel weird being back in real world. Sometimes ill even misremember a book, thinking i watched an awesome movie but then nope. I hallucinated it.

If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

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the stoic teenager to being on the verge of tears anytime something slightly inconvenient happens adult pipeline is very real

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Brucie Wayne is not Kim Kardashian. I refuse it.

Brucie Wayne is Angelina Jolie. Like no offence but that man adopts poor people and people of colour like pokémon cards. The papers mentioned this at least once.

He leans into it sooo much cause he can’t really explain that he didn’t adopt the kids the kids adopted him cause that would require him to explain brightly coloured leotards and trying to rein in the bloodlust of children

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when you're heavily dissociated and people are trying to talk to you

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dick, who just got black mailed by 12 year old stalker tim: scary, that tim kid has a spot on bat-glare despite not spending anytime with you whatsoever, i mean the resemblance is uncanny

bruce trying to figure out if he ever slept with janet drake: very scary…