Black Haze: Hunger Games sim
I ran Black Haze characters through the Hunger Games simulator and the results were... something.
Caution: This is a randomised death battle generator so you have been warned; death and violence shall ensue... in text format.
(*The blue text are my own comments)
Everyone’s still alive so far.
Day one: Orphell’s dead. 💀
Miss Ren and Karina died. RIP
Mass death: Anna, Lapis, Gamode, Rubymonter, Tessiana, Lanoste, Lispen, Elzeble, Lidusis, Yumehen, Lin, Iel.
Deaths: Rood and Meredith
No one died besides the ones who are already dead.
Yuti died 💔
Dio, Shic and Linus died.
Chevel’s dead, only two left.
WE HAVE A WINNER! THE CROWN PRINCE! 🎉
(Now I’m very worried about canon!!)
Final statistics:
Think this is worth doing again, or was once traumatising enough? lol
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i put Psychonauts characters into the hunger games simulator
and this is how it went
Bloodbath
Franke Athens sets Chloe Barge on fire with a molotov.
dr caligosto loboto and Vernon Tripe fight for a bag. dr caligosto loboto gives up and retreats. (bro bored him so much he just.gave up)
milla vodello falls into a frozen lake and drowns. (c'mon girl, YOURE BETTER THAN THIS-)
Benny Fideleo, Phoebe Love, and Dogen Boole work together to get as many supplies as possible.
Clem Foote is unable to convince Kitty Bubai to not kill him.
morceau oleader grabs a jar of fishing bait while Elton Fir gets fishing gear. (elton's gonna need some earplugs to not hear the poor fishes's thoughts)
lili zanotto stabs hollis forsythe in the back with a trident.
Nils Lutefisk and Milka Phage work together to drown ford crueller.
Quentin Hedgemouse shoots an arrow at Chops Sweetwind, but misses and kills J.T Hoofburger instead. (oh shit 0_0)
Elka Doom severely injures Crystal Flowers, but puts her out of her misery. (i guess she got what she asked for???)
Mikhail Bulgakov overpowers Maloof Canola, killing him. (ironic)
sasha nein finds a canteen full of water.
bobby zilch cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide. (good riddance lmaooo)
augustus aquato falls into a pit and dies.
raz aquato grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Day 1
lili zanotto constructs a shack.
morceau oleader, Nils Lutefisk, and Kitty Bubai track down and kill Quentin Hedgemouse. (poor lil dude stood no chance TwT)
Milka Phage, Chops Sweetwind, Elka Doom, and Franke Athens form a suicide pact, killing themselves. (DAMN)
sasha nein severely injures Mikhail Bulgakov and leaves him to die. (COLD, SASHA. COLD)
Vernon Tripe injures himself. (of course he did)
Benny Fideleo overhears raz aquato and Dogen Boole talking in the distance.
Elton Fir kills Phoebe Love with a sickle.
dr caligosto loboto searches for firewood. (SOMEHOW HE'S BEING THE MOST NORMAL-)
Night 1
Nils Lutefisk tries to sing himself to sleep.
Elton Fir fends Vernon Tripe, dr caligosto loboto, and Benny Fideleo away from his fire. (cal didn't find firewood so he tried to take elton's lol)
Dogen Boole, morceau oleader, and sasha nein get into a fight. sasha nein triumphantly kills them both. (not a surprise)
Kitty Bubai throws a knife into lili zanotto's chest. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)
raz aquato attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. (HE'S COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TT0TT)
Day 2
Vernon Tripe diverts dr caligosto loboto's attention and runs away.
Elton Fir severely injures Kitty Bubai and leaves her to die.
raz aquato is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Nils Lutefisk sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Benny Fideleo shoots a poisonous blow dart into sasha nein's neck, slowly killing him.
Night 2
Elton Fir throws a knife into Vernon Tripe's chest.
raz aquato sets an explosive off, killing dr caligosto loboto, Benny Fideleo, and Nils Lutefisk. (DAMN BOI HE FINALLY FOUND OUT ABOUT LILI AND HE'S PISSED-)
Day 3
raz aquato tries to spear fish with a trident.
Elton Fir camouflages himself in the bushes. (sNeAkY BoI~)
Night 3
Elton Fir sees a fire, but stays hidden. (sNeEeAaKy bOiIi~)
raz aquato attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. (dang he sucks at starting fires other that squirrels-)
Feast
raz aquato bashes Elton Fir's head against a rock several times. (JESUS CHRIST-)
The Games have ended
❤️The winner is raz aquato!❤️
well that was fucking violent :D tell me if you want another one!
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I did a Toa Hunger Games simulator. These are the highlights (not from any one particular scenario, just the highlights from several that I played):
APOLLO YOU HAD ONE JOB
You go you funky little music god, you
Bitch-
Making his father proud
Well okay, cut out the middle man I guess-
GET HIS ASS
What is this group
Yeah cause that worked out REAL WELL THE FIRST TIME YOU TRIED THAT
G E T H I S A S S
JASON N O-
Somewhere, Commodus is fuming
On brand
Of course he's the one who survives the damn fire-
Bruh-
Nero you fool-
(And that is the culmination of like, five games. I have classes in the morning why tf am I still awake)
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