#THE 'UH-OH HE'S HOT' THING

[12am-motivation]

"DADDY??"

#i know i'm late screw my yt notifs #DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER HOW HIRATA-SAN (HIS VA) HIMSELF THOUGHT HE HAD SEX APPEAL #THE 'UH-OH HE'S HOT' THING #simeon #シメオン #simeon obey me #obey me simeon #obey me nightbringer #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo rambles into the void

[mazeyphaedra]

love seeing brennan get rocked so hard in the dome that he has to physically sit back down

#and hold a hand up to his head like he actually got hit #other things i love: emilys cackle. siobhan’s hot purple birds. zac having READ THE FUCKING BOOK #you can SEE the 1d4 psychic damage hit. #dare i say 2d4? #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #d20 #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #uh oh!

[lotus-pear]

finally finished watching aot, rainah and berutolto were my fav duo out of the whole cast 🫶🏼🫶🏼

#oh uh spoilers in the tags so don't read if you plan on watching the show #rip birth control you would've loved s4 reiner he was hot af #idgaf about the historia and annie thing these boys were gay #friends do not look at each other like that while lovingly talking about going back to their homeland together #friends do not have an official duet about their shared trauma sang by the actual voice actors #and the most winning piece of evidence. friends do not share a bed #reiner and bertholdt 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓️ #ik we should support positive male friendships but reiner and bertholdt are most definitely gay #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #aot #snk #reiner braun #bertholdt hoover #reibert #???? is that their ship name #lotus draws

[quietwingsinthesky]

we’ve all said it before but ill say it again, sam should have gotten lucifer pregnant and that should have been the jack origin. if she was jessifer at the time, even better <3

#lucifer mommy truthing again hi hii he needs this #it won’t fix him it will make him worse but it’ll be hot to see sam tormented by the pregnant devil #☺️ sam going to attack jessifer and she goes ‘don’t you care about our baby Sam? don’t you want to meet him?’ #gets sam to touch her belly and talk to the baby and that’s when Jack does the whole ‘I’m The Perfect Paradise Baby Love Me 🥺🥺’ thing on sam #and now sam can’t kill her or their baby. he can’t. he loves jack too much. perhaps has also been hit with so many nephil happiness rays #that he looks up at lucifer and is like Oh. overwhelmed with sudden love for her. and his heads all mixed up. it’s like the vision where she #made him feel calm x1000 and. and. he loves her? he loves her doesn’t he? he gave her a baby and he loves her? #they’re going to raise their son together? and lucifer is so very pleased as sam presses his ear to her belly to hear jack’s heartbeat. #sam has quite literally been baby trapped. as in that baby set the trap and caught him in it before it was even sentient. mind control baby. #cue the rest of the pregnancy with lovestruck sam doing everything in his power to protect lucifer & jack #he’s like. fully aware he was scared of lucifer. that Lucifer is Bad this baby is Dangerous. but also. he loves them so much. #nothing else seems to matter when he loves them so much. #<3 I think Sam deserves to be mindfucked into being Lucifer’s little househusband for a bit. #oh. there are places this could go after Jack is born uhm uh. i uhm. that’s not the point I won’t say that. #the point is sam getting brainwashed to be happier and protective of pregnant!lucifer. and he IS happier. he’s just also high on good vibes. #😳 lucifer riding sam with his hand on her belly 😳😳😳😳 #tw pregnancy #anyway. thoughts. #samifer #lucifer spn #Jess!lucifer #Jack kline #sam winchester

[fishycrys]

Listen, Killua has the tall genes and he absolutely would be a dick about it when he gets older

#he can have a little bullying #as a treat #uh oh I made him kinda hot #can you tell I’ve never drawn Silva before #I feel bad for not working on comic stuff #even though I know it’s not like a bunch of people are crazy waiting for it #it feels more like a personal thing #how am I supposed to make comics if I can’t even work on my comics #idk #hxh #hunter x hunter #hxh 2011 #my art #art #killua #gon #killugon #killua zoldyck #gon freecs

[demoness-one]

Im glad my coworkers arent internet savvy bc if they found me on here theyd know how bad i want to absolutely maul them and that might get awkward. Electricians are by far the hottest trade which is both a blessing and a curse

#my coworker got new work pants for christmas and they uh fit him real good. and he got a haircut which is always like oops uh oh. oh noo #hes hot noooo #ill get over it i always do but its a little distracting rn #and my other coworker is a total bear type which is just irresistable to me. this is the reason i wonder if im a guy sometimes #the attraction i feel towards men is the farthest thing from straight. i cannot talk abt guys with straight women its not at all the same

[dullahandyke]

i look at some of u guys talking abt a new show u watched or a new thing u read and im like. holy shit thats a thing u can do. im in awe of u. i spend my time slowly ping-ponging between several interests whose base componants i can never experience because i get scard

#right now its danganronpa again grin. did u know ive been into it on and off for lets say 7 years at this point #and ive never once played it myself. i have it installed on this laptop ready to go and i just! never open it! #because if Im the one playing it then i have to pay attention and i get scared #but if im watching a lets player i just naturally pay attention without the pressure #ive talked before how i always feel i need to have the smart cool takes on shit #n this deep plays into that #idk boti was good for me bcos nobody fucking knew what it was so nobody could judge me for pardoning anotsu's crimes bcos he was hot #so i probs need to do that again #yknow a thing where i disconnect from anything that anyone knows about and get really really into some dipshit manga from 2008 #but also like. i get a lot of my media recs from people talking abt what they like #which then means i defacto have someone who is gonna know if my takes are shit #and like even now. im watching mop cycle w dri and im having fun w it #but i feel bad bcos i see so many ppl like This Is The Best Anime Ever and i just like. dont get it #like i can actively feel the messages and shit whooshing over my head #its a fine anime! i'm having fun watching it! but i don't get all the commentary abt pacifism or whatever #idk. something something my need to be The Smart Kid The Bookworm Kid that went unchecked too long without peers to challenge me #so now im here like Uh Oh #and like this wouldnt be the end of the world (save for its impact on my mood n stuff) #but also like. i am an english student. i should know this shit. but i stragiht up do not feel smart enough to sometimes #i keep coasting by on the assumption that im a smart kid and i'll automatically be better than my peers #and im being disproven #i got an english exam back tonight and i got like 63% #and i like college! i just dont like. college. #anywho its approaching 3am and i have a 9am tomorrow morning which means bedtime

[running-in-the-dark]

sooooo

I'm 32 now

when can I expect to finally grow out of getting obsessed with men people stuff? I'm waiting....

#I doooo not want it #it's embarrassing #can it stop please #BUT also can I not feel depressed and like an empty shell when it's not happening #I mean I can handle it when it's things. hobbies. shows. whatever #sure it usually ends up being expensive as fuck but #at least I don't go around humiliating myself by talking about nothing but a random guy for months on end #how embarrassing! I think a man is hot! I must jump off a cliff immediately #but whyyyy can't I be normal about it at least #other people get obsessed with normal things! like. idk. anything else #soo anyway the opening narration for the texas chainsaw massacre is great isn't it? he did such a good job :) what a nice voice :) I am not #going to be weird about this man any longer :) no I won't! I'm normal about him! I don't want to bite him or chew on his face or anything #like that. just normal things. uh. sex? that's what people usually want. yeah fine that. I mean I do. want. oh I think I'm doing it again #haha no it's fine I just think he's neat (he's the only person on earth no one else exists anymore he's so beautiful oh my god have you seen #his little face he looks like a cute little potato I've never seen anything prettier in my life haha I need to run my hands through his hair #and have you seen how tall he is and he's so cute and I need to. be taken outside and shot. god. #I keep. shrieking. every time I see him. at such a high frequency that it hurts my own fucking ears. because. I can't believe that he exists #I'm. so. stupid!!!! #annnd repeat this every time this happens blah blah blah i should jsut delete this blog right now oh my GOD.

[moonsidesong]

played the fangame danganronpa another with a friend and i didn't really like the ending but i very much enjoyed mekaru bc she's just woman byakuya togami. i'm going to talk a lot in the tags now

#the translation was kinda weird and bad but you get used to it after a while #i do plan on playing the sequel just cause me and my friends enjoy playing murder mysteries #oh uh spoilers beyond this point i'm gonna give some hot takes for. the 3 followers that care about dangit grandpa #anyway uh. ending. yeah i'm definitely biased bc i don't really like sad endings for the most part #but i didn't really. like it. #i'm not really opposed to the idea necessarily of the protagonist NOT being a survivor it's definitely interesting #but given that this game's take on hope vs despair is that 'hope is created not found' #i thought it kinda sucked that they just left maeda/utsuro to die despite obviously being the one suffering the most #also i didnt. like. kisaragi much. him/his alter ego being the epic savior in the end sucked bad not gonna lie #i thought he was really interesting in his initial appearance bc he was someone who Knew what was happening #but was rendered unable to communicate any of it bc of his brain damage #but then he dies (which was expected wasn't really upset about it) and from there you only have flashbacks to go off of #and then he's just kinda boring #it'd be one thing if he was a heroic reliable person we knew from the start but he's just this. guy that shows up in chapter 5 #and we get told he's like the best we should trust him and believe in him but. like. idk this guy! it didn't feel earned #anyway kinjou was. a character. for sure. #i liked his arc and all but when they revealed in the ending that Oh actually his beliefs on crime haven't changed at all lol<3 #he still only thinks in extremes even after all that mess about recognizing the murders were done in gray area circumstances #so like what was that all FOR #also. like. Goddddd. GODDDD. AKANE TAIRA. UGH #when she gets revealed as the mastermind and she's like going crazy off the walls sillygoofy despair lady I thought she was really fun!!! #i enjoyed her quite a lot!!!! #but then utsuro gets involved and she's just immediately extremely pathetic #she just immediately loses all presence bc she just stops taking any authority as the mastermind and is like ouwuoiuuh utsuro samaaaa #i thought her being a maid but actually is a girlboss would be a FUN SUBVERSION but nah we just have peko pekoyama 2: evil this time #like when are we gonna be done with the trope of Woman is cool and powerful until Man shes subservient to is involved and then she's a wuss #it sucks it SUUUUCKS #utsuro himself is. fine. he's basically just bootleg izuru but i didn't really mind that i thought his origins were kinda interesting #anyway i'm out of tags so i guess that's the end of my hot takes #i liked the individual cases! i liked mekaru! ending was kinda bad. goofbye

[inkykeiji]

if you read my naoya fic then you probably already know i feel like this but like,,, naobito’s kinda sexy,,,,, >.<

#for a 71 year old man #i knowwwwwww lee agrees with me on this one #i know lee likes granddaddies <333 #uh anyway i caught up with jjk #i was three episodes behind #sukuna is so sexy im going to gouge my eyes out #he’s so hot it’s actually insane #every single thing that comes out of his mouth just makes me wanna fuck him more #oh my GOD #inky.jjk #clari chatters #bf agrees with me that jjk has incredible characters and a boring storyline

[silverselfshippingchaos]

this is one of my favorite k.yohei moments!!

#he's just so sweet!! #that's my husband right there!!! :D!!! he's such a great guy and i love how kind he is #ash rambles 💚 #he's so comforting and sweet and i just wanna kiss him and tell him i love him! and thank him for being the best husband ever!!! #my s/i doesn't always feel great abt herself and pre-relationship he once gave her a whole 'you're worth it' speech #and ever since then she's been so comfortable being who she is around him #and hey clearly he did something right since they got married a few years later but still #my husband!!! he's the best!!! i love him #he's been on my mind a lot today #that and uh. you know how reboot d.ante is my bestie forever? and you know how he has a twin brother that's lowkey evil as shit? #that twin brother also happens to be my s/i's ex! he's a horrible guy but fuuuccckkk he's sooooooo attractive #also i'm so not okay about his dlc. THE STORYTELLING... THE SYMBOLISM... AHJSQHDJQHJEHA #yeah he's been on my mind. one of my fave characters <3 he broke my s/i's heart and has done horrible irredeemable things but he's so l #so well-written and also soooo hot hehe! sorry d.ante but- oh but d.ante's reaction to finding out they dated was so funny ajskajsj #d.ante assumes it was a one night kinda thing since my d.mc s/i does that a lot but. nope. his brother was all 'nope. she was my gf.' #anyhow that relationship ended horribly which is part of the reason why ash is the way she is- anyhow d.mc lore aside!!! once i start #talking about this game i seriously cant stop LMAAAOOO back to my husband!! #he's the best and he makes me feel so safe! i love my husband! kiss kiss kiss! also i really love kissing his wedding ring. he's just the #best! and he's such a great dad to my fankiddo too! i love this fankid <3 she doesnt have a name yet (i call her daughterdota) but she's #so cool! usually wears a hat like her dad! she can come off as kinda 😐 sometimes but she's sweet!! she loves her skateboard and her pet dog #who is a shiba inu named ginger! i love her <3 ! #and i love my husband!! #okay it's getting late and i have class tomorrow- goodnight my friends!

[ishibishie]

why do people keep saying sygna steven has no drip 😭 this is slander i love the big silly coat

#not art #cirrus dot text #i know the steven stone simp fanbase gunned for jirachi but. i think deoxys REALLY fits him #the man loves space and rocks! deoxys came from a space rock. makes sense #his outfit really reflects who he is as a character too ai em oh #yes. i know The Sluttification Of Steven Stone is nice with his anni outfit but like #he's a careful and analytical person probably shaped by his relationship with devon which is a tech company #his sygna suit reminds me of a scientist! that's.... kinda what steven IS as a geologist right? hello? #he has a passion for learning about the world and how things came to be (think his research into primal reversion and geology as a whole) #and according to datamined shit it says something like ''perfect outfit for data research on space'' SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? #uh. tldr. sygna suit steven is cool and a really good example of dena designing a ss that really represents the character well #also he has drip and is hot bye thanks for coming to my ted talk jirachi and steven in 2023 or bust

[rubysevens]

my thoughts on the last of us are as follows: its cool that they used the same actress for marlene. i wish theyd made the different plot lines easier to follow. the tv writer’s interview at the end makes me not trust him with ellie at all. but we’ll see

#he had a whole thing where he was like she loves that joel protects her [when he beats the guy to death] and its like uh sure #shes 14 she likes when people care abt her but also she’s um. a zombie apocalypse child soldier. she does not feel normal abt violence #idk the way he framed it was very ‘oh ellie isnt like other girls she loves violence and being protected’ #um. i imagine shes okay with violence on account of being raised in a military setting filled with hypothetical violence that she hasnt #really encountered in the world bc she was also very sheltered by that same institution #these are just my hot takes but basically. let her be insane ❤️ #tlou

[4thbrighteststar]

thoughts i am having as i watch the older mv entirely too late

#does the old couple remind anyone else of the old couple at the start of youngblood #i love that the gays are all in their friend group together watching from the side of a cliff #that girl watching it from the beach by herself if who i want to be #ah yes the ash moment that got me in trouble with jess <3 #shut the fuck up luke on piano that's so hot #oh ok guys so this is all happening in like 5...seconds...5 seconds of. 5. uh. #ok it's sweet that everyone is watching with the people important to them all but damn mf what about the people at the center of the blast #who are already dead #death tw #i guess #the fact that i'm going through a breakup and this painfully sweet love song i did not care for at first is making me smile.... #the power of 5sos tbh #i love that you can see the shockwaves moving everyone and everything like a little ripple #actually this is one of my favourite music videos they've done #the idea that. when everything is seconds from ending. what the fuck are you gonna wanna do but be close to what you love #that's all that's important in that moment #and i guess sometimes you have to prioritize different kinds of love but i guess the end of the world forces it into perspective for you #and you just. have to pick what's important #ARE THEY ALL GONNA *BURN* TO DEATH NOW WHAT THE FUCK #michael didn't get hit by a single thing he's gonna be the lone survivor at the end of the apocalypse #confirmed #ok im done #older #older mv

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I have so many OCs. I don't know which ones to talk about. I want to draw all of them. I want to have at least one moment I could turn into a scene/series of scenes for all of them. I'm not going to touch my tablet tonight. They don't even have names cause I don't remember which languages they're supposed to speak. Someone ask me about the blorbos from my brain.

#there's uh #there's like. the two other vampires who were staying at raphaël's at around the same tome as meredith #time* i can't type #it's a person i think i'll call alban and a mousegirl (yes. mousegirl (sexual). she's hot. she's allowed.) #they're all vampires because raphaël is like a vampire 'elder' who helps new vampires who don't know what's going on? #then there's - okay i couldn't decide if raphaël should be a guy or a girl so there's him and there's raphaëlle who's also a vampire #and they're like bffs have been for decades etc #and in their friend group there's this uh strawberry tiger girl? who has a boyfriend? #the boyfriend i think is just going to be a human? and they're t4t and they're cute together #i'm getting into big strong girlfriends <3 #and then there's also another couple in that circle? #yeah i realised most of my ocs were not dating because as an aro i just have to really focus on romance to make it a part of my ocs' lives #so now i'm overcompensating lol #this other couple is like a vampire elf guy and his technically-a-fairy-but-he-has-a-thing-with-his-wings partner #oh yeah strawberry tiger girl is also a vampire because they're like. a group of vampires #and i used to read uh cheesy vampire fanfics so vampires can have sources here #it's like. a person who's your own personal blood bank lol. in french it's calice like a chalice but in english it's silly i think #and my fave french fanfic to this day uses sources instead of calice so yeah stealing that tabourette thanks for the cool name #there's like mechanics around it and shit but whatever. the partners are their sources too for those two couples #and actually i don't explore sexuality a lot either? #so i'm using the occasion with those four to do something #like different types of relationships etc. which i will not get into details about because yeah no none of my fantasies are going on tumblr #but yeah if you have read all this and have uh. sfw questions about any of the babies go on #wow i have a ramble tag now #wow i have an ocs tag now

[dragonlordofmiddleearth]

I really tried to give rings of power a fair shot but y'all wtf was this week's episode

#rings of power critical #not putting it in the main tag bc i know some ppl are still enjoying it #not entirely sure how bc imo the writing is so incredibly flat #the battle was so boring! and it took up the entire episode! #i felt nary a worry or a fear about who would live or die bc the characters are eithef flat or annoying #and suddenly a bunch of characters have like jumped forward in their arc? #but not in like an organic way. just from a to b to z with no other letters in between #like what do you mean halbrand is gonna be king now. he hated that shit 2 eps ago #theo was fully racist against elves but now galadriel is hot hes over that i guess #elendil and isildur having a father-son moment like theyve developed that relationship at all since last episode #where are the hobbits. theyre the only redeeming feature of the show bc they feel like whimsical 80s fantasy #but they got shunted out for 70 minutes of a battle that had no tension whatsoever #oh wait adar is also a redeeming feature bc i do want to know whats going on with him. like whats his deal #but back to the battle. browyn's whole wounded situation. wtf was up with that #it was so slow and laughably relaxed #like shes just chilling there on the table with an arrow fully through her chest #and arondir and theo are like 'uh i guess we better slowly try and stop the bleeding' #shes talking like normal. barely out of breath. woman you have an arrow through your lung!! #also im sure she was blasted with 2 arrows what happened to the second where did it go #ill shut up now even though im sure ill think of another thing that bothered me in like 2 seconds #feel bad for the actors though bc theyve been getting shit for the wrong reasons #its not bad bc black characters exist its bad bc the writers dont give a shit #theyre acting their little hearts out on these mediocre at best lines #okay shutting up for real now