#THATS MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Tomura: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Toga: I sleep with a knife.

Dabi: Both of you are pathetic.

Tomura: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Dabi: Hawks.

#incorrect lov #tomura: i shouldnt have opened my fat fucking mouth #tomura: disgusting #dabi: thats what you get bitch #toga: you should try sleeping instead of fucking #toga: maybe you wouldnt wake up at 15:00 #dabi: ok but why would i wake up earlier #tomura: to do your FUCKING work #dabi: what work??? ive already recruited the number 2 hero what else do you want from me #tomura: you recruited a fuckbuddy first hero second #dabi: ah ah. fuckbuddy first boyfriend second #dabi: hero third #tomura: im going to fire you #dabi: guess who has the fire quirk bitchhhhhhhh #shigaraki tomura #dabi #himiko toga

[icarrymany]

i love making fun of jay so much (he's my favorite)

#thats my fucking boyfriend bitch! #um um i mean he sucks

[frecklystars]

god im so excited for the Barbie movie today. I might be a bit tense while seeing my triggers on screen but honestly I’ve been doing so so so well handling my ptsd the last few weeks and I'm very proud of myself!!!!!

there’s a few triggers I’ve been actively working on reclaiming and I KNOW I’m going to be okay watching the movie bc I am not letting anybody take this from me. I know I’m gonna wanna see it more than once. I even bought myself a cute pink skirt for it ;w;

#I’m gonna wear pink glitter in my hair too for opening night #woof #like i know im gonna be rly tense but i have been doing SO much better than i was just a month ago #if anything ill just be incredibly tense at first. but i genuinely think ill relax more as the movie progresses #bc ive been using grounding techniques for months and ive been working so goddamn hard to reclaim pink #WHICH IS SUCH HUGE PROGRESS FOR ME to think back to january when i couldnt look at pink at ALL #and i think seeing pink literally every single second for 2 hours straight in the barbie movie #is gonna also help my brain be like 'oh hey everything is fine' help it to become desensitized #bc ive been doing exposure therapy and im doing so much better than i was even just one month ago!!!!!!! #barbie is my girlfriend. and ken is my boyfriend. and i have two hands they can hold #god!!! you know how many barbies im gonna kiss!!!!! SO MANY #this is MY movie i have been so fucking excited to see!! its my number one favorite thing ive been looking forward to!!!! #i have wanted to see this! so! fucking! badly! and fuck anybody who tried to ruin that for me #i dont want ptsd to control my life #i feel like im riding a bull and gripping it by the horns while its trying to kick me off while im yelling Not Today Bitch #thats what trying to reclaim triggers feels like #but i can fucking feel it working i can feel myself getting better with some of these triggers i cant believe it #and i think just a year from now most of these triggers wont be severe anymore #which is my goal. i dont even need them to be cured completely i just want to function normally #cannot tell u how fucking unreal it is to have so many triggers that are like. normal everyday stuff #colors. clothes. phrases. transformers. im taking ALL of that shit back #STARTING WITH PINK ONE OF MY FAVORITE GODDAMN COLORS 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 #THE EMOJI LOOKS RED ON DESKTOP BUT THAT IS OKAY.

[todayisafridaynight]

GORGEOUS case bro I've never seen one with a continuous design like that and the embossment itself is so tasteful... always happy to see Mr. Dunkulous too <3

ALSO AYO YOU WATCHED MONDAY? How was it? Either way you're almost done with the Sabu Tsutsumi catalogue then... that's epic... I'm glad you liked Destiny too, it really is such a cute movie

Also I'm pretty sure PS4 preloads are open too BUT I'm still salty Xbox gets it a day early </3

Its one of the first designs i ran into while looking up wallet cases LMAO lucky me me thinks…. Its very pretty <3 mr dunkulous here to stay and keep me company lest i totally lose my mind <3<3

AND I DID i mentioned so durin stream yesterday ! i REALLY loved it, sabu keeps putting ttm in terrible situations and it makes me giddy seeing him panic 🥰 AND DESTINY WAS ADORABLE it was so cute….. really wholesome and what my soul needed….

OH PS4 PRELOADS OPEN ? Ill check it out when i get home later……. Why does xbox get it a day early thats rude me thinks…..

#snap chats #cancelling a post i was gonna make to bitch in the tags of this one <3 #anyway on this day this monday we remember the words of our king ryuji goda #A Real Man Oughta Be A Little Stupid DO YALL WANNA KNOW HOW MAD I AM. #HOW I JUST SPENT A FRACTION OF MY FOOD MONEY ON A STUPID CARD #WHEN MY FUCKING ID WAS UNDEE MY TABLET. CAN YOU IMAGINE MY RAGE. MY ANGER. #I TORE UP MY ROOM ALL WEEKEND BUT NEVER THOUGHT TO CHECK UNDER MY FUCKIN TABLET #its a lilfunny….. im tryna make the most of it ok GODAMMIT IM SO MAD THO I CANT #$20 is like $5 in todays society everything is twenty fuckin dollars i cant live like this #at least my deadnames not on my id anymore… and it doesnt look like its falling apart ig… #STILL HAVE THIS TERRIBLE PHOTO AND ID RATHER BE DEADNAMES AND HAVE $20 THAN NOT HAVE $20 #NO ONE TALK TO ME ANYWAY kinda funny. hang on. #at least i dont have to get a new sticker… i just scalpe the old one from my oher card.. lol… knife came in handy… #was leaving to Waste Twenty Dollars when i ran into one of my roommate’s boyfriend for the ninth time this semester #and we both clamber into the elevator and he like ‘ive seen you a lot lol so uhh whats your name :)’ #and the struggle i had… do i say Aforementioned Dead Name do i say my Thinking Of Changing First Name do i say Last Name…. #the safe answer is always last name so thats what i did but god i floundered..i stared at him for a second longer than i shouldve #today sucks. at least i dont have a night class today… #i’d stream y0 but streams dont go well when i stream them at 5 #plus i have to work on a comm… ouugg lemme cap it here before i rant for thirty tags straight LMAO #anyway. love my new case. destiny was cute. angry jealous frog ttms funny and sad at the same time. monday made me giggle 🥴 #this was a good post to make while making sure my cars battery didnt die LMAO ok bye <3

[vaasistdas]

I am so fuckin. Tired and pissed lol

#why did the ONLY messages i get from the 2 people that bothered messaging me when i said i got covid #both have to be the most insensitive bullshit ever. like LOL guy. #one guy bitches at me for getting it bc i wasnt hanging out with HIM so WHO am i hanging out with that i got it #the answer is nobody you fucking asshole. my boyfriend got it from work and gave it to me. but im surviving thanks for not asking #and the other person didnt even acknowledge it at all???? #just wanted to know if she coukd call me to OOOHHH SURPRISE bitch about her life to me. again. #bc apparently thats all im worth. being used as someone to complain at. thanks man #fuck you and fuck off. i dont want to fucking hang out with either of you anymore lol

[shrimpimage]

dnd characters of the evil persuasion

#that's my aasimar wueen she's technically a lawful neutral but she is part of a slave state #her boyfriend is there. i don't remember his name. he was not important #she got ass within 2 sessions of that game lmfao #then my babygirl #perthro #aasimar water blessed pirate bitch turned soulless monster turned tyrannical wealth hoarding archbosn of tridon #wick #<- thats first girl i fucked up her tag smfh #dnd #dnd art #aasimar #my art

[straightfromthetorturedpoetsdept]

truly cannot stand whenever i try and educate people on taylor swift because they will ALWAYS make some snarky ass comment just so they can feel superior to a swiftie and its so fucking gross and exhausting.

#personal #dating chronicles #taylor swift #i was trying to talk to my boyfriends sister inlaws about taylor and how she used to go to target to greet fans during album release dates #and i was like she used to do like secret sessions and meet and greets but she doesnt anymore because her mother is immunocompromised #and his sister was like oh thats a great line who knows if her mom is actually immunocompromised #but like bitch shut the fuck up if u dont know shit dont speak u look so ignorant and condescending #like why say that shes lying about her mother ????? being sick ?????? for what

[titan-god-helios]

idontknowhowtoarticulatemywordsrn LIKE DUDE I WENT FROM DEPRESSED N LOW MOOD TO GIDDY BEYOND BELIEF AND PARALYZED WITH HAPPINESS AND LOVEAKAJDJSJSA i love you so much <33

#him #i love you #i love you so much #what THE FUCK HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT #stop being so cute #wait no i take it back be cute i love you you cute ass bitch <338475733 #TAKE MY MONEY TFL I WANNA GO SEE MY BOYFRIEND RIGHT THE FUCK NOW #*shows up at your house with a box of blankets n plushies and nintendo switch games and boxes of tea* #I GOT EARL GREY IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY AND IT HASNT CHANGED THATS YOUR FAVE RIGHT ???? <333 #ooo speaking of that i actually have a whole box #tell me if u want it <38357333 #i love him #love #boyfriend #golden boy #OHHH BOY ITS YOUUUUUUUU #THAT I LIEE WITH #SMTHSMTHSMTH I FORGOT THE WOOOORRDDSSSSS #BUT IIIITSSS THAAAAAT SOOOONG #iiiits your goooolden hourrrrr <3333 #gaygaygaygaygay much gay for my precious boy <333 #my absolute fucking cutie <384868433 #I KNOW YOU WERE POETIC ON YOURS BUT I DONT HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BE RN IM TOO HAPPY TO THINK N MAKE PRETTY SENTENCES I LOVE YOU

[transgaysex]

pride month is coming up guys so make sure to have as much transgender and homosexual sex on the streets as humanely possible ! thank you

#wind howls #haiii listening to my aunt and parents at home is becoming unbearable btw #theyre always going off about how pride parades are just filled with bitches gay fucking on the streets. wish i lived in their reality ! #anyway. im going to shower and chase whatever nonsense theyre spouting out of my mind and just think about other stuff #like. my boyfriend i love my boyfriend thats a much better thought #also this is fine to rb i dont care #transgender #lgbt

[graveyardmouth]

danganronpa is so silly. you make a video game about high schoolers killing each other and oops the lore goes deep and then theres sixth graders who learn about bdsm because of it.

#raises hand. its me. i was the sixth grader #im rewatching the anime for shits and giggles and getting war flashbacks to when this was my special interest #i played all the games except the shooter (was it a shooter? i just remember there were a lot of panty shots) #and i really liked that fucking um. whats his name. that blonde twink and his faggot boyfriend with the long ass hair #i wanted to be one of them soooooooooo bad el oh el #or the gamer girl. i remember i was so pissed off that people hated her bc she “got in the way” of them making the blonde twink and the #brunette kiss sloppystyle. i was truly a visionary. #NAGITO. thats his name. the fingers in his ass bitch #bug shut up

[philosophicallie]

parentals came in with mail and even their faces just piss me off now

#im so beefy #i have a vehement strong hatred for parents i find lacking that i know. ie my moms siblings. my grandparents. the parentals who i rent from. #i fucking raised every one of their kids. #as for the parentals... #i fucking HATE them because ive never let go of my inner child and therefore my fucking empathy for kids. im an Ate not a fucking landlord #like theyre just a form of shelter and im literally just so angry enough to stop paying my rent to them #bc dad took fucking forever with my check as he always fucking does so theres NO point to be on time with him #like you have a fucking car go out to steal my fucking rent you asshole deskjob worker #im not gonna wait around for it im gonna take the -$30 hit because thats how much i hate you #anyway whayevet im fine #sorry to my boyfriend whose these are the parents of i still hate hating on them but. im an emotional bitch #original #vent

[timeisacephalopod]

Merry Christmas to me my sister called my family's reaction (for the better) to my severe mental health crisis a couple years ago "boohooing" over me. Because I guess to her it's FINE if I commit suicide and you know what, idk why I ever expected anything better out of a bitch who used to laugh about how funny it was she tried to kill me as a baby and also lost a bit of my dad's cremated ashes. But she shat the bed, I ain't ever speaking to her again because I'd NEVER forgive anyone who wasn't a sibling for saying something that fucked up about the worst time in my life including watching my father die for 4 years of cancer before he actually finally bit it. Oh, and also she accused my dad of faking his cancer so how nice of her to lose a piece of his body to rub salt in my wounds.

But fine, that's how she feels she can avoid me like the plague because if she doesn't I'll ream her ass so hard she'll be obliterated into the next millennium if she's lucky enough to land that close to present day.

#winters ramblings #i mean i already did ream her ass a new one and told her i hope CAS takes her kids #that shes a dog AND that she has no right to bitch we don't Merry Christmas text peices of shit #who say THE most fucked up shit about her family and expect us to take it because SHES fine with abuse #so much she allows her KIDS to be abused too. and also that if she deals with her fucked up boyfriends #she aint got NO RIGHT to be pissed off at US for not calling her an entitled bitch until i DID call her that #its not MY fault the shoe fits and she loves wearing it she cant SERIOUSLY be pissed off someone points it out #and when she inevitably IS i have no problem telling her to shut her gob because she gets WAY worse treatment #from her fuckass boyfriends and if THATS fine and watching them abuse her KIDS is fine then what business does she have #being pissed iff i tokd her the TRUTH. just because it was mean as hell doesnt mean it wasnt true #and if she believes every lie out of a mans mouth she should have NO PROBLEM hearing the truth from MINE

[underfeddemonboy]

I have this really weird and specific feeling I don't know where else to put or express.

So for me, about a good chunk of my food fixations, anxieties and worries are centered around timing more than anything else - calories for sure as well as amount and nutritional value, but the timing of food and consistency/frequency of it is just as vital to my ED brain as those other things are. To me, just eating very little and restricting very heavily without doing anything else would be horribly anxiety inducing because that would just bust your metabolism, wouldn't it? You'd be trapped in a cycle of eating little to nothing all the time, hitting constant plateaus for a very unsustainable weight loss that keeps yo-yoing back to higher weights. Every single time I've managed to get very underweight and stay that way has been because I managed to "hack" my metabolism by eating little, and restricting overall in my day, but making it so that my intake was spread out through the day and frequent - not eating anything for more than 3 hours gives me just as much anxiety, if not more, than eating more than 300kcals in one sitting, or eating any more than a small portion of fries. I also try to sliding scale my intake so it's proportional to how much of the day I have left - big breakfast, normal lunch, modest snack and small dinner, and the earlier I can keep all of these in my day, the better (ideal schedule would start at 8/9am, and dinner would be no later than 7pm). Only time I feel ok not keeping up a consistent intake is after dinner, which since I try to keep early I think might count as an intermittent fast?

Every single time I hear fellow ED people/friends talk about only eating once a day, trying to go without food as long as possible and putting their whole day's calorie allowance into one go, it makes me just want to start screaming "that's not how you do it!!! that's how you stay fat AND miserable, no wonder you're still at a healthy weight!!!!!!!". Of course I'd never do that - all of this stays locked firmly in my head, I'd hate to trigger someone else, push my own anxieties and paranoias onto them, or give diet tips/advice and risk making them sicker.

But still, I haven't really encountered this as much in the community? There's a lot of inherent understanding of the general fear of food, of eating at all, of certain foods, but I never hear people get as anxious about not eating and specifically metabolism

#mine #words #personal #honestly I think about this a lot #but this post was prompted by seeing someone say being told their eating habits are 'consistent' is triggering to them #and that just befuddles me because while i get why i also can't understand it #that's not a statement to how much you're eating or saying it's a lot #wouldn't it be a good thing to know you're keeping up your metabolism so what little you eat burns right away? #hell I even had a conversation with my boyfriend about it #because I told him him calling me healthy was fucking with my head and he specified by 'healthy' he means thin #(lmao) #and we agreed that since calling my eating habits healthy (which he meant disordered in the first place lol) #is bad for me consistent would be a good neutral word to use instead #which yeah i agree #my eating habits are consistent #and thats why im underweight lol metabolism babey #its not an innate thing you can train your metabolism to be your bitch #but i digress

[miks-fantrolls]

Who would host their partner if something were to happen to their hive. (District blackout/bombing/general hive problems)

[answering on mobile but u can find my trolls in my pinned, theres a link to my select page and my toyhouse]

i'd like to think all of them would!

*remembers viktor*

i'd like to think most of them would! although it's also a question of being relistic and whether the afflicted partner would even accept

antemh for example- he has no place to call home aside from the vast Iospian forest. he's come across empty hives before that he could choose to live in (although they're far and few), and his moirail would be willing to tolerate him staying with her for a while. his only memories of having a real home are all awful. so he prefers open spaces, full of places to run and hidey holes.

pendic, in a pinch, could be persuaded to invite antemh to live with her if things were really bad. she's never really envisioned a future where they live together, but it could be done if antemh lived anywhere near her. but she lives in a metropolitan area in the troll equivalent of a (for lack of better term) first world country, and antemh lives on the opposite side of the planet in the largest forest on Iospos. even if they were able to coordinate some sort of travel, i'm not sure antemh would be found or, if he was, that he wouldnt be detrimentally overwhelmed by city life.

acklin has offered before for antemh to live with her, so in such a scenario she would actually be highly insistent on antemh staying with her (ari (matesprit) too, since she would be close enough to be affected as well).

outside of a nightmare scenario though, antemh's declined. travel could be more definitively arranged. however, antemh is understandably dubious about letting some adult troll he's never met (that acklin cant provide solid details about) pick him up and fly him to the other side of the planet.

theres also the general trait antemh has that makes him more killable than a fly in your food. if that guy walked into a life insurance building, they would pay him to leave. so it's also generally beneficial for him that he lives out in the middle of nowhere (even if hes a tiny bit sad meow meow about it)

if you wanna know about how aniese or darvin would react, u can ask @beantrolls >:)

#i could go on and on but ill leave it at that :) #antemh has......so many bitches #i love him. he is my little fucking guy. hes so sweet and caring but also just a huge freak. hes so good at pissing people off #hes that post where boyfriend provokes larger men then gets away with it by saying that hes just a lil birthday guy. #theyre not gonna hit a lil birthday guy on his birthday are they? #except thats antemhs entire existence. and hes a slippery rat bastard so even the ones who Would hit the birthday boys cant get a holda him #antemh deonis #acklin firini #pendic skreon #ari nufkis #i guess i mentioned the martinet and viktor in passing but im not gonna tag em

[ridleyytheriddler]

going to sleep dreaming of being held the way that {percabeth, cashton, sokeefe, wenid, and marellinh} hold each other :)

v satisfying except i wake up with sore eyes because i cried myself to sleep anyway

#depressed :| #oh well #im not gonna forget the word search of verity #i still believe im going to get a boyfriend and a girlfriend this year #thats what it said thats what it fucking said #but it also said butter #um #good night bitches #my posts

[landitolover]

𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒓, in which, if charles didn’t care for you, maybe a specific red bull driver he doesn’t really like, will.. part one here! ౨ৎ max verstappen x famous!reader

INSTAGRAM DMS

maxverstappen1 replied to your story

maxverstappen1

hey, i’m sorry about the break up

charles never deserved you though

yourusername

haha it’s okay

he didn’t do anything wrong though 😊

it was a mutual break up

maxverstappen1

ohhh, alright

that’s nice to know 😃

TWITTER

IMESSAGE , MAX & LANDO January 4th, 2024

max

Lando

lando

Max 🤔

Rare text, what do you need mate?

max

by any chance do you have yns number

lando

oh my god do you

finally have the balls to (attempt) to pull her

max

i’ve always had the balls :/

charles just beat me to it

lando

he was quite charming

max

he’s a cheater, he isn’t very charming

lando

thats why i said ‘was’

max

ok but do u have her number

lando

duh? we’re like this🤞🏼

it’s xxx-xxx-xxx

max

okk thank you very much

lando

of course mate

goodluck you’ll need it

also u will be talked (possibly made fun of)

about in the gc. so be careful..

max

uhm ok mate

bye….. 😃

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yourprivate new year, new me 💆‍♀️

fuck🖕🏼men 🤮

January 14th, 2024

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alex_albon yk damn well ur the biggest lover girl

→ yourprivate uhmm wdym? i’m not

landonorris i know something u dont 🤫

lilymhe its okay baby 😔

→ yourprivate 😔😔💖💖 ily

georgerussell63 wake up

→ yourprivate get out my private bitch 🤮

→ georgerussell63 cunt

→ yourprivate something u never serve..

danielricciardo wow this post ate 🎀

danielricciardo it would eat even more if u reactivated the main

→ yourprivate i’ll be back in like 9 months

→ landonorris HOLY SHIT ARE U PREGNANT

→ yourprivate NO??? WHAT??? WHY WOULD U THINK THAT???

→ landonorris coz u said 9 months and thats like how long it takes to give birth Idk

→ yourprivate u are so slow gn

IMESSAGE , MAX & YOU January 14th, 2024

xxx-xxx-xx

are you a rose?

cause i think you’re a catch 😉

yn

oh my god 😂 that was such a sucky

pick up line.. who is this? 😭

xxx-xxx-xxx

your future boyfriend, hopefully

yn

how’d u get my number though

i rlly hope you aren’t a stalker 😭

or i’m gonna contact the police

xxx-xxx-xxx

WAIT NO 😭

it’s max

i’m sorry lol

yn

oh my god 😭

i didn’t see u as the corny pick up line type

you changed this contact to ‘max’

max

what can i say?

also sorry for freaking you out

i asked lando for your number, i hope you don’t mind

yn

nah its fine 😭

max

are you okay though?

you deactivated, saw it all over twitter

yn

yeah no, i’m ok

well not rlly but I don’t wanna like .. talk about it

max

that’s totally fine

but if you ever need someone to talk to

i’m always free

and i have cats so.. free therapy

yn

thats how u get the girl !

max

charlie should have taken some notes

unsent message

haha i guess i know how to get you now ?

yn

you’re a flirt aren’t you

max

only for you

yn

😭😭

i’ll be back in a minute someone messaged me

max

alright

IMESSAGE , CHARLES & YOU January 14th, 2024

don’t respond

hi angel, can i come over?

i miss your kisses, cherie

can’t we get back together

yn

no we can’t

charles stop it. i don’t want you

you’re the one who cheated on me

if you were going to miss my kisses so bad, why’d you cheat?

don’t respond

it’s a new year though, new us.

yn

no charles

you need to get over it

i mean, i did

don’t respond

get over it? you deactivated on everything

that isn’t getting over it. you’re avoiding your problems

yn

yeah I’m avoiding you, you’re my biggest one

get a new girlfriend

it obviously isn’t that hard for you..

Delivered

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yourprivate men suck….. (i think he’s cute)

January 17th, 2024

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lilymhe u better not be talking about ch*rles

→ yourprivate no

landonorris is it ***

→ yourprivate 🤔🤔🤔???

alex_albon i thought u weren’t a lover girl

→ yourprivate i’m not

→ alex_albon caption says otherwise

georgerussell63 yw for the cake

→ yourprivate thanks georgie 😊

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charles_leclerc overrated

January 23rd, 2024

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user ohh ik yn is laughing at his silly ass

user he’s going dark 🖤⛓️

user he wanna be aesthetic so fuckin bad

user this is not it ‼️ archive this post ‼️

user yeah, ur overrated

→ user we luv a self aware king

user not everyone dragging him in the comments 😭

→ user cause we all love yn 💆‍♀️

lewishamilton be so fr you have no sense of fashion, m8 😂

carlossainz55 🖤

landonorris yeah this post is not ittttt

alex_albon alright mate….

danielricciardo who did not cheer! 😂😭

pierregasly 🔥

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IMESSAGE, MAX & YOU February 14th, 2024

max <3

hey :)

happy valentines 🤍

yn

hii maxie

happy valentines! 💌

max <3

i bought you a little something

since you love snoopy

and me 😉

yn

you got one thing right

max <3

wowww

nevermind then

yn

kidding 🙄🙄

max <3

i’m picking you up

is an hour enough time

yn

yess

see you sooon 😊🤍

max <3

🤍

IMESSAGE, “YN FANCLUB 😊” February 15th, 2024

landoooo

how much r we betting that he did it

alexito

£100 he didn’t

lil 🎀

£100 he did

landoooo

i’m team he did it

georgie

he aint do shit 😂🔥

i’m team he didn’t do it

lil 🎀

is alex holding u gunpoint ???

landoooo

facts

max isn’t a pussy he def said something at least

yn

hi guyyyyssss

what are you guys talking about

georgie

we’re betting on ur little bf

did he ask you out

lil 🎀

ok wow 😭 straight to the point

yn

he did 😊😊😊

lil 🎀

HOLY SHIT

HAHAHAA

ALEX, GEORGE,

landoooo

PAYYY UPPP!!!! 💰

alexito

GTFOOO

georgie

🔥🔥 my ass is not paying

yn

u better pay them

also £100 is crazy???

look at what he got me 🥹 and he’s such a cutie

lil 🎀

SNOOPY 😭 I WISSHH

so down bad

🥹🥹 the cutest

yn

i cried 😔 he’s adorable

alexito

u guys are so cute

i hope it lasts!!

landoooo

daniel asked if u bringing back the main

cause like ur happy now

yn

2025 my year

plus u guys are in my priv why does it matter

georgie

right lmfao 😭

congrats on the bf though 🥳

hopefully he doesn’t turn out like our

good ol’ friend charlie!!!!

alexito

mate sthu

respectfully

georgie

wow that makes it a whole lot better, thanks m8

lil 🎀

how about u both sthu

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maxverstappen1 and here’s to my baby :)

June 3rd, 2024

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user didn’t expect a soft launch from max fuckin verstappen 😨

user HELLO???

user this girl has style.. dressing him up? 😍😍

→ user I noticed the style change, didn’t expect all this tho

user i just know shes hot

user stop soft launching i need to know who it is

danielricciardo lucky man

→ maxverstappen1 i am very lucky

landonorris cutie

→ maxverstappen1 😘

→ alex_albon it’s official: lando is the one getting soft launched

→ landonorris shhh people aren’t supposed to know

lilymhe she’s the loml

georgerussell63 🤮🤮🤮

→ maxverstappen1 get out - the girl

→ georgerussell63 🤓🤓☝️☝️

IMESSAGE, MAX & YOU June 13th, 2024

max <3

the sunset is in two hours

i’m picking you up

and we’re going to the beach to watch it

yn

😭😭 okay max

max

see you soon :))

yn

yeah, i love you 🤍

max <3

say that again in person

not over text 🙄

yn

okay max 😭😭

max <3

i love you though

INSTAGRAM

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 starry eyes sparking up my darkest nights.

June 13th, 2024

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user AAUGGHH IM GOING CRAZY

user why are the captions so romantic… secret artist ? 😨

→ user lol she’s probably writing them for him

user charles gtfo 😭😭

user i love them (idk who she is)

landonorris 4 months tmr cutie 😍

→ maxverstappen1 i love you baby 🥰

→ user 4???? WHAATTT

alex_albon tell her to stop talkin abt u bro 🤦

→ maxverstappen1 no can do buckaroo

redbullracing our driver sure has some pretty good captions

lilymhe my gf 💖💖

IMESSAGE, CHARLES & YOU August 5th, 2024

don’t respond

you aren’t smart

yn

huh

don’t respond

you’re dating max?

is this just some petty thing ? cause i don’t like him?

yn

uhm no lmfao 😭

yeah i’m dating him though

don’t respond

is he better than me?

yn

yeah lol

100%

don’t respond

you know, he isn’t really the type to commit

yn

noted ? pretty sure he would’ve left by now

if that were the case lol

don’t respond

ok.

yn

lmfao.

You have blocked this person

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

🎶 let the light in : lana del rey (feat. father john misty)

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yourusername 🎀

October 1st, 2024

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user OH MY GOD

user the man..

user i fell to my knees

user who is that

user my girl came back better than ever

user FINALLY ????

user she came back and started to soft launch a man gn

lilymhe wowwww 😍😍 i missed ur main acc posts

danielricciardo SERVED CUNT 💋

→ yourusername mwa 😚

danielricciardo i prayed for times like these

maxverstappen1 last slide kinda kinky

→ yourusername u wish, never horny on the main

→ user LMFAOO

landonorris ooooo let the light innnn

georgerussell63 odd post for ur first one back

→ yourusername sthu

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername redbull is my fav btw

October 8th, 2024

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user her smile ☹️🤍

user THAT DRINK IS SO YUM

user my aesthetic queen 🐳

user mystery man u are lucky

user she’s so captivating

user UGHHH 😔😔☹️☹️

charles_leclerc drink company’s don’t suit u

→ maxverstappen1 lol

→ user LMFAOO

→ user embarrassing urself...

redbullracing 💙💙💙

→ yourusername 🩵

landonorris papaya better actually ☝️🤓

→ yourusername errmm 🤓

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername i want to wear his initial on a chain ‘round my neck.

October 10th, 2024

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user m.. suspicious

user is that not max’s new cat

user shes so cutesy

user IS THE CAPTION A LYRIC HELLOOO

user white men always win her over

landonorris mmmmmmmmmm 3️⃣🏆

→ yourusername sthu😭😭😭

→ user bro tryna give us easter eggs

lilymhe that bagel looks rlly fucking good

→ yourusername IT WAASSS

danielricciardo my bf guys

→ yourusername 😍 -m

redbullracing 🐐🐐🐐

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

yourusername

Liked by maxverstappen1, lilymhe, landonorris, redbullracing and 3,101,119 others

yourusername new ep soon. 6 songs. ‘solo, tiwwchnt, ciwyw, dbm, sdg, and getaway car.” i hope u enjoy it.. out the 12th ! <3

November, 4th 2024

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user i’m in a getaway car too queen

user “and here’s to my real friends” 2019 rookies & lily 🥲

→ yourusername my babies 4eva

user DONT BLAAAMEEE MEEE, LOVE MADE ME CRAZY 😩

user who cried and screamed listening to this album

user i brought a 🔪 to a 🔫 fight

user AHHHHHHHH

user thank u for yn’s not so mystery man but thank u for this ep ☝️☝️

landonorris used to being the GOAT

→ yourusername 🐐

danielricciardo getaway car on LOOP 🔂

maxverstappen1 but would u run away with me ?

→ yourusername yes!

→ user WHAATT

→ user this confirms everything basically

lilymhe so proud of u wifey 🤍🤍

→ yourusername mwaaa 💋

georgerussell63 i support this

→ yourusername thanks pretty princess

→ georgerussell63 nevermind

alex_albon lily and i will be listening on repeat

TWITTER

INSTAGRAM

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 you said you love me, i say something back.

November 14th

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user THE CHARLES SHADDEEE

user oh my hod. i adore them.

user ugh they’re the most bf gf couple ever

user charles could never LOOL

user these pictures im on the floor

user they’re my endgame

lilymhe she’s so cute in these pics

→ maxverstappen1 she’s always cute

danielricciardo FAVS

landonorris when they solo >

→ maxverstappen1 you’re the reason why i’m with her, thank you 😄

→ landonorris of course mate

christianhorner congratulations! happy for the both of you 🍾

georgerussell63 this is so goat coded

→ maxverstappen1 wow thanks

yourusername happy 9 months baby 💋

→ maxverstappen1 ik houd van je 🤍

→ user NINE. MONTHS.

→ user STOP NINEE…😭😭😭

yourusername wow we’re so adorable

arthur_leclerc thank you for making yn happier than my brother ever did 🙏🏼

→ maxverstappen ofc m8

→ user LMFAO EVEN HE’S TIRED OF CHARLES

౨ৎ finally… i posted… so SO so sorry for not posting in awhile, this took so long to post but 😭😭 here u gooo…. also thank u guys so much for 400 !!! i love u all <333 💋

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