#Super Colonel Sarge

[mayyosgallery]

Red Team

Suck it Blues!

"Sir, why are you holding our flag?" "The Blues took a team photo! We can't let them beat our propaganda campaign!" "Yeah but shouldn't we be holding their flag? -Sir!" "That's stupid, it's propaganda. We're just like, sitting and looking pretty. What do you wanna go over their and get their flag?" "Exactly! Excellent point Gr... G-" "Make Simmons do my chores this month and you don't have to congratulate me." "What?!" "...A week." "Sir?!" "And a half!" "Deal."

#witness! my art #Halo #red vs blue #red versus blue #super colonel sarge #dick simmons #dexter grif #franklin delano donut #Surprised I finished both of these drawings today. neato

[rvbshipbrackets]

hey its finally here. life got in the way but here we go!

person by person i'll narrow the ships down to make a smaller overall bracket

Starting with our red team leader, Sarge:

these were the 3 submitted ships for Sarge, direct complaints about the last one to the multiple people who submitted it

#red vs blue #rvb #super colonel sarge #sarge rvb #sarginton #sargegrey #sarge x shotgun

[nevada-got-screwed-over]

Simmons: I knew you wouldn't approve it, sir, so I went over your head.

Sarge: I'm the highest ranking soldier here.

Simmons: Oh, that's right.

Simmons: So I went behind your back.

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb simmons #rvb sarge #dick simmons #super colonel sarge #the incorrect quotes

[razmerry]

A mere two years after I started this series, I’m continuing my “Red vs. Blue as Star Trek” AU! It’s the most self-indulgent-y content I’ve ever made and it’s so delightful for me. I’ve gotten more into Trek after an extremely geeky seminar I took this semester, so I’ve been having a great time. 

Here’s some notes about Captain General Major Sarge:

- As it says in the sheet, nobody really knows any personal information about Sarge, and his crew just refers to him as Captain most of the time. In fact it’s probably debatable whether or not he’s even a member of Starfleet at all. 

- Sarge is based on the Next Gen - Enterprise Klingons, because I feel that fits his character the best by far, and since Caboose is also a Klingon (of the Discovery variety) it gives them a fun connection. 

- You might notice that Sarge is not wearing a Starfleet uniform, except with a kind of commandeered combadge. I think in this AU he’s kind of a blend of Starfleet and Klingon Empire ideals and loyalties. He went to the Academy very early in life but returned to the Empire after, and maybe spent some time in battles with a Starfleet officer. My whole developing idea behind how the Blood Gulch-esque battles and Director project backdrop would translate into this AU is sort of too much to get into here, maybe another day. 

Next up is Church, both of them :)

#rvb #red vs blue #star trek #st #klingon #starfleet #rooster teeth #rt #rvb sarge #red vs blue sarge #rvb au #star trek the next generation #star trek red vs blue #super colonel sarge #rvb trek #sarge

[supercasey]

Super Colonel Sarge

#supercasey askies #anonymous #rvb #sarge #rvb sarge

[biqueuerious]

Super Colonel Sarge from the hit web series Red vs Blue has Pica!

Each stripe represents a component of the description above; ice, clay, soil, and paper, with the fifth stripe representing endless hunger

#rvb #red vs blue #your fave is #your fave has #joke pride flag #sarge rvb #rvb sarge #this is because of his stupid macroplastics diet #pica

[houseisekai]

House Isekai: A Realm Reborn - Part 10, Fragments In One Direction (1 of 2)

Act 2 Masterlist

—

Aqua and Darkness lead the newcomers to save their friends trapped in the Zanado Tower, but find themselves joining forces with an unlikely ally.

—

[Red Team Warthog Theme (The Other One) - Red vs Blue OST]

Red Team's Warthog drove through the snow with ease, as Darkness and Aqua held on for dear life as it flew over a hill.

(Sarge) "YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAW!"

As soon as it landed, Aqua almost fell off before Darkness grabbed her with one arm, seemingly unbothered.

Tucker's Mongoose tagged closely behind as Forte and Lest held onto the seat tightly.

(Sarge) "Ah, now THIS is the life! Driving through without a care in the world!"

(Grif) "Great, good for you. Can I turn this radio off now? It's been almost an hour!"

(Sarge) "Son, I either get to listen to my music or your whining the entire trip! I know my choice."

(Simmons) "Sir, could we get a chance to listen to my-"

(Grif, Sarge) "No!"

(Darkness) "Personally, I do not mind. The music reminds me of fond memories with father on trips."

(Aqua) "WHERE THE HECK'S THE SEATBELTS ON THIS THING?!"

(Tucker) "Now that you mention it, WHY are there no seatbelts for these things?"

(Lest) "What's a seatbelt? I-I mean, I can kind of infer but-"

(Forte) "Not that it would help us any at the moment...

(Aqua) "Well, beats horseback on speed I guess..."

(Grif) "By the way, how long's it gonna take to get to Zanado?"

(Sarge) "Uh..."

(Simmons) "According to the map and how fast we're driving...About a week."

(Tucker) "The fuck?! A week, the people we're trying to save might be dead by then!"

(Sarge) "That Rean fella told me they'd been missing for about four days, going on the fifth now."

(Darkness) "If anything could give the Persona Users trouble...heheh...!"

(Grif) "Of all the people from your group, how is it we got stuck with you guys?"

(Aqua) "Hey, you better be thankful you have a goddess accompanying you!"

(Forte) "If I may ask, what are you the Goddess of?"

(Aqua) "It's in my name!"

(Lest) "Hah, g-good point.."

(Simmons) "Speaking of your group, who exactly are we coming to save?"

(Darkness) "Elliot, Fie, and Laura of Class VII, and Mitsuru, Naoto, Ryuji, and Ann of the Persona Users, dear friends of ours. They were among our strongest fighters, so the fact we haven't heard anything is concerning..."

(Grif) "They better than you two?"

(Aqua) "Better than you lot! Actually now that I think about it, who the hell are you guys anyway?"

(Sarge) "Little lady, we're the Red Team! Super-Colonel Sarge is who I am, these two numbskulls are Grif and Simmons!"

(Aqua) "Well yeah, you told me what your names are and that crap, I meant what are you doing here? We've never met you once!"

(Lest) "Well, we have met before, just not for long. We saw you guys as you teleported through our worlds. But as to why we're here, it's because of Byleth."

Aqua and Darkness looked surprised.

Sarge looked at them then turned off the radio.

[Song End]

(Grif) "Oh thank god."

(Aqua) "You...guys met Byleth?"

Lest nodded excitedly.

(Lest) "Yeah, he and his students came to our world for a year and lived in our town! It was nice having them there for a while."

(Tucker) "As for us, well we actually came to Fodlan. Both Red and Blue Team. Stayed here for about I wanna say...two years? We missed five technically but we put an end to a civil war and went home. We thought it was the end of that until that whole crap with the towers began."

Aqua and Darkness looked at each other.

(Darkness) "How many years had passed since you met them?"

(Grif) "Iunno, two years?"

(Aqua) "We...never heard of any of you. Not once. I don't think even Lahabrea even made a mention of you guys."

(Sarge) "Laha-what'sitnow? Sitri only told us current events, not what happened before we got here."

Grif suddenly applied the brakes and the group came to a screeching halt driving, the snow shooting upwards and to their front.

(Sarge) "GRIF! What in sam hill are you-"

Grif was reaching for his head.

(Grif) "Holy fuck, what the hell's happening?!"

Simmons, Sarge, Tucker, Lest, and Forte reached for their heads as well, leaving Aqua and Darkness confused.

(Aqua) "H-Hey, are you guys okay?!"

(Darkness) "What's happening to them?"

(Aqua) "I-I don't know! Here we have to-...."

Aqua and Darkness's voices faded out as everyone's vision blurred into white.

[Tears in the Rain - Final Fantasy XIV Shadowbringers OST]

===

(Byleth) “We may be with the church, but like HELL I AM LETTING YOU THREATEN MY FAMILY LIKE THAT." ...

(Sitri) “I…I…What?! Who are you people?!” (Kazuma) "I'm Kazuma, that's Megumin, Darkness, and Aqua." ...

(Sothis?) “I told you they wouldn’t remember us. They never do.” (Lahabrea?) sigh "...I know, Sothis. I know." ...

(Yuki) “And for this case…we all have each other. Lahabrea may have called our meeting a mistake, Byleth an accident, and that we don’t remember everything, but I don’t care! Even if these feelings I have aren’t real, they’re real to me! I don’t care if our meeting was a mistake, you’re all still my friends.” ...

(Lahabrea) “…Remember us. Remember, that we once lived…” ...

Byleth smiled one last time before his body faded away and shattered into pieces, the light blue particles dispersing in the air.

===

The series of visions ended for the group as they all shook their heads, trying to make sense of what they just saw.

(Lest) "Were those memories?"

(Aqua) "Hey, you guys okay?"

(Sarge) "Ugh, feels like my head got smacked upside down by a sack of potatoes!"

(Simmons) "Did...did we just see your memories?"

(Grif) "Why the fuck were there 2 Byleths, and why did he just...die like that...?"

(Tucker) "For either of them that's...no way to go."

(Forte) "How did we even do that?"

(Aqua) "Wait you saw...Does that mean you saw everything?"

(Simmons) "It felt like it happened all at once but I...I think we got a better understanding of what happened."

(Grif) "More importantly, did either of you do that shit?"

(Darkness) "N-No! One second you were talking the next you all reached for your heads."

(Lest) "How long...?"

Everyone turned to Lest.

(Lest) "I'm pretty sure we saw some...memories before the rest of your group got here, when you were by yourselves, I think. If every group was like us before we all came together, how long has this been going on?"

No one knew how to respond, the more they thought on it, the worse it got.

Nobody appeared to have any memories of meeting each other until the Towers appeared in their worlds, but if their meeting of Byleth was similar to where it was only them at first, how many years had actually passed?

Aqua and Darkness's expressions darkened.

Lahabrea and Sothis said that even they didn't remember everything prior to their group showing up first, which meant those loops could have been happening even longer than anyone knew.

(Darkness) "..."

(Aqua) "..."

(Sarge) "Grif, Tucker. Let's get going."

(Tucker) "Got it."

(Grif) "Yeah."

Both of them moved to step on their gas pedal before realizing it wasn't budging.

(Grif) "Oh you've gotta be shitting me."

(Tucker) "What now?"

...

From the hill above, "C" was watching them get out of their vehicles to examine it.

After watching the group see the memories of Aqua and Darkness, he was unsure how to approach them.

Hell, even without that interruption he wasn't sure how to approach them to begin with.

("C") How do we even talk to a group like that?

(Young Boy's voice) "Who is this 'we'?"

"C" sighed upon hearing his familiar companion's voice.

("C") You know the longer I don't mention you, the worse it's going to get. I was barely able to keep Sothis from noticing you.

"C"'s companion appeared next to him, shaking his head.

(Arval) "If you had just stuck with my plan originally, I could've done better hiding. Besides, what do you care what Sothis thinks, Iros?"

(Iros) If we stuck with your plan, we would've brought the attention of the Separatists AND Those Who Slither on top of us. And I told you to use my-

(Arval) "I refuse to call you that. What kind of name is "C" anyway?! ...Wait a second, did you just steal that name from the memories we watched of that Rean guy?!"

(Iros) T-That's not relevant. And I don't care what she thinks, I care if they even bother to listen to us and don't send House Isekai to kill us on sight!

(Arval) "Alright, fine fine, fair point. I guess if I have to introduce myself I will, but if this blows up in your face don't say I didn't warn you!"

(Iros) Well hopefully Sitri and Kazuma told them about us so we don't immediately start off on the wrong foot."

(Arval) "Go get 'em champ. I'll come out to say hi AFTER we establish we're not going to get shot."

Iros rolled his eyes and prepared to jump down.

...

[End Song]

(Sarge) "What's our damage?"

(Grif) "Shit, I don't know. It just won't start all of a sudden."

(Tucker) "Aw crap, you think all the dimension jumping is wearing our crap down?"

Darkness and Forte heard something behind them and both drew their swords at the source of the noise.

(Darkness) "THOSE WHO SLITHER!"

(Sarge) "What the- BATTLE STATIONS!"

Everyone drew their weapons as Iros hopped down and landed, looking up.

(Iros) "Aqua, Darkness. And the others must be-"

(Sarge) "RED TEAM, THE DEATH OF THE AGARTHANS! BLAST 'EM BOYS!"

Simmons turned the turret of the Warthog on Iros while Grif, Simmons, and Tucker opened fire with their guns.

Iros jumped behind the rock and took cover as bullets hailed on his position.

(Simmons) "YEAH, GET SOME!"

(Grif) "GO BACK TO HELL YOU MOLE-MAN!"

(Sarge) "RED TEAM'S KICKED YOUR ASS BEFORE, AND WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!"

(Tucker) "SUUUUCK MY DIIIIIIICK!"

Aqua laughed at Iros while Darkness, Forte, and Lest watched.

(Lest) "G-GUYS, I THINK THAT WAS THE FRIENDLY AGARTHAN SITRI MENTIONED!"

The bullets continued to rain.

(Forte) "I don't think they can hear us."

(Darkness) "But a moment."

Darkness walked over to the trunk of the Warthog before slamming her fist into it, sending the Warthog rocketing upwards as it spun around.

(Simmons) "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

The bullets and laughter stopped when they saw the Warthog crash back to the ground, somehow landing on the wheels.

Simmons landed on the Warthog and bounced off.

(Simmons) "OOOUAGH!"

(Darkness) "Mister Lest?"

(Lest) "...U-Uh, I think that's "C" Sitri told us about."

(Iros) "...Alright fine, I'll do away with the pretense if that's how it's going to go."

Iros dusted himself off and sighed.

He knew anything involving Kazuma's group would not go smoothly.

(Iros) "I am "C". My fellow Agarthans, including myself, want to help House Isekai."

Aqua stepped forth.

(Aqua) "Why should we believe you, they've been trying to kill us since we got here!"

(Iros) "Because we are not with Those Who Slither. Not any longer."

(Lest) "Then I assume you know what we plan to do right now?"

Iros nodded.

(Iros) "Save your friends trapped in the Zanado Tower. But they are not there, not any longer."

(Darkness) "What?"

(Iros) "Do you recall the earthquake that happened yesterday? That was caused by the Towers, disabling some kind of limitation on travelling, which is how I assume you got here to begin with. Your friends got trapped in that Earthquake and went to a different world from Fodlan."

(Tucker) "How the heck do you know this?"

(Arval) "For the love of- If you can stop asking questions and just LISTEN!"

Arval appeared next to Iros, startling everyone.

(Arval) "We know we're pretty suspicious, but if we wanted to attack we'd have done so by now! We know your friends teleported because we've kept track of who's going in and out of Fodlan!"

Iros shot Arval a sharp glare.

(Arval) "...And I'm Arval, by the way."

(Aqua) "Why am I getting the same feeling I get from Sothis...?"

(Arval) "Oh...Ooooh, crap. Forgot you're a goddess."

(Tucker) "Wait, she isn't making that shit up? Why's she so bitchy?"

(Aqua) "Shut up! And you, Arval! Elaborate!"

(Arval) "Well, sometimes you don't act like a-"

(Iros) "That's not what she meant."

(Arval) "I know."

(Iros) "Arval. You are not helping me."

Arval rolled his eyes and sighed.

(Arval) "It's probably easier to show than tell you everything. Let's take you to our home."

(Simmons) "Ow...T-This could be a trap!"

(Sarge) "Simmons is right, this could be some elaborate scheme! Getting us into the belly of the beast then to eat us like some sort of little bunny rabbit!"

(Iros) "...What?!"

(Grif) "Why the fuck should we go into your creepy ass underground mole-man base? We've been there once and it was all glowy and shit!"

(Forte) "As much as I hate their phrasing, I'm inclined to agree."

(Lest) "If you know this group, then you know why we don't trust you entirely.."

(Iros) "Fair enough. But your vehicles are breaking down, and the snow is about to get worse. You can either come with us and go save your friends now, or you deal with the snow of Faerghus."

Everyone looked at each other, weighing their options.

(Darkness) "...I shall go."

(Aqua) "What?!"

(Darkness) "If it means saving our friends, then I see what little options we have."

(Arval) "Finally, someone's starting to make sense-"

Darkness turned to Iros and Arval with a lustful look in her eyes, scaring them.

(Darkness) "And if they have sinister tricks up their sleeves, then I can be the one to endure them!"

(Iros) "...We do not. Especially not the kind you're thinking."

(Arval) "W-Why is she looking at us like that?"

(Aqua) "You get used to it."

(Arval) "I don't want to get used to it."

(Sarge) "So, what's this base of yours?"

Iros nodded and turned to Arval.

Arval raised one hand and opened a portal made of a dark black aura.

(Grif) "Considering the last place looked like the goddamn Death Star, my bet's on-"

Through the portal, they could see the base of these Agarthans plain as day, and everyone was taken aback.

(Arval) "Yeah, we decided to go away with the 'Living in a hole' motif we're so fond of these days. Let's just say we were nostalgic."

(Iros) "Who's this 'we'? I distinctly you remember napping the entire time as we-"

(Arval) "Shut up. And you lot, why are you waiting? Get in, this takes a lot of power!"

Everyone looked at each other before stepping through the portal.

Darkness grabbed both the hood of the Mongoose and side of the Warthog before dragging it with her effortlessly.

They all shot the two a glance before stepping through, with the exception of Sarge.

(Sarge) "Try anything buddy, and I'll introduce ya personally to my shotgun court martial!"

(Simmons) "SIR!"

Sarge mumbled something under his breath as he walked through.

(Arval) "Ugh, I can't believe we traded going directly to Sitri and Sothis for these idiots."

(Iros) "You're the one who didn't want to talk to Sothis to begin with, so this is your fault."

(Arval) "Hmph. And by the way, told you so."

(Iros) "Shut up."

Iros walked in as Arval tagged closely behind with a smug grin.

[TO BE CONTINUED]

#House Isekai #House Isekai ARR #fanfic #crossover

[timelesstimesgoneby]

EPISODE SEASON 1 DISC 1 S01E0 PILOT EPISODE S01E01 GOMER OVERCOMES THE S01E02 OBSTACLE COURSE S01E03 GUEST IN THE BARRACKS S01E04 PRIVATE RALPH SKUNK S01E05 CAPTAIN IRONPANTS S01E06 GOMER LEARNS A BULLY S01E07 PAY DAY DISC 2 S01E08 NOBODY LOVES A SERGEANT S01E09 GOMER AND THE DRAGON LADY S01E10 SURVIVAL OF THE FATTEST S01E11 A DATE FOR THE COLONEL'S DAUGHTER S01E12 THEY SHALL NOT PASS S01E13 SERGEANT CARTER, MARINE BABYSITTER DISC 3 S01E14 THE CASE OF THE MARINE BANDIT S01E15 SERGEANT OF THE WEEK S01E16 GRANDPA PYLE'S GOOD LUCK CHARM S01E17 DANCE, MARINE, DANCE S01E18 SERGEANT CARTER'S FAREWELL TO HIS TROOPS S01E19 THE FEUDIN' PYLES DISC 4 S01E20 LOVE LETTERS TO THE SARGE S01E21 SERGEANT CARTER GETS A “DEAR JOHN” LETTER S01E22 DAUGHTER OF THE SARGE S01E23 OFFICER CANDIDATE GOMER PYLE S01E24 OLD MAN CARTER S01E25 GOMER MAKES THE HONOR GUARD DISC 5 S01E26 MY BUDDY - WAR HERO S01E27 DOUBLE DATE WITH THE SARGE S01E28 THE JET SET S01E29 SERGEANT OF THE GUARD S01E30 GOMER DATES A MOVIE STAR S01E31 GOMER THE M.P. SEASON 2 DISC 1 S02E01 PEC. GOMER PYLE S02E02 THIRD FINGER, LEFT LOAF S02E03 THE BLIND DATE S02E04 HOME ON THE RANGE S02E05 GOMER UNTRAINS A DOG S02E06 SUPPLY SERGEANTS NEVER DIE DISC 2 S02E07 CAT OVERBOARD S02E08 GOMER CAPTURES A SUBMARINE S02E09 THE GRUDGE FIGHT S02E10 GOMER, THE STAR WITNESS S02E11 A VISIT FROM COUSIN GOOBER S02E12 A GROOM FOR SERGEANT CARTER'S SISTER DISC 3 S02E13 GOMER MINDS HIS SERGEANT'S CAR S02E14 GOMER, THE PEACEMAKER S02E15 GOMER PYLE, PO.W. S02E16 GOMER PYLE, CIVILIAN S02E17 GOMER AND THE BEAST S02E18 GRANDMA PYLE, FORTUNE TELLER DISC 4 S02E19 ARRIVEDERCI, GOMER S02E20 SERGEANT CARTER DATES A PYLE S02E21 LITTLE GIRL BLUE S02E22 A STAR IS BORN S02E23 GOMER AND THE PHONE COMPANY S02E24 DUKE SLATER, NIGHT CLUB COMIC DISC 5 S02E25 VACATION IN LAS VEGAS S02E26 OPIE JOINS THE MARINES S02E27 A DATE WITH MISS CAMP HENDERSON S02E28 GOMER AND THE FATHER FIGURE S02E29 DESK JOB FOR SERGEANT CARTER S02E30 GOMER, THE WOULD-BE HERO SEASON 3 DISC 1 S03E01 LIES. LIES. LIES S03E02 CRAZY LEGS GOMER S03E03 COMER, THE CARRIER S03E04 CAUTION: LOW OVERHEAD S03E05 SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME S03E06 HOW TO SUCCEED IN FARMING S03E07 WITHOUT REALLY TRYING DISC 2 S03E08 GOMER AND THE LITTLE MEN S03E09 FROM OUTER SPACE S03E10 THE BORROWED CAR S03E11 GOMER PYLE, SUPER CHEF S03E12 MARRY ME, MARRY ME S03E13 COLD NOSE, WARM HEART S03E14 FOLLOW THAT CAR DISC 3 S03E15 IT TAKES TWO TO TANGLE S03E16 WITHER THE WEATHER S03E17 LOVE'S OLD SWEET SONG S03E18 GOMER. THE RECRUITER S03E19 THE SECRET LIFE OF GOMER PYLE S03E20 GO BLOW YOUR HORN DISC 4 S03E21 YOU BET YOUR WON TON S03E22 SUE THE PANTS OFF 'EM S03E23 GOMER. THE CARD SHARK S03E24 TO RE-ENLIST OR NOT TO RE-ENLIST S03E25 LOU-ANN POOVIE SINGS AGAIN S03E26 GOMER, THE WELSH RAREBIT FIEND DISC 5 S03E27 SING A SONG OF PAPA S03E28 WHERE THERE'S A WILL S03E29 LOST. THE COLONEL'S DAUGHTER S03E30 THE CROW GANEF S03E31 ONE OF OUR SHELLS IS MISSING S03E32 LOU-ANN POOVIE SINGS NO MORE SEASON 4 DISC 1 S04E01 A VISIT FROM AUNT BEE S04E02 THE RECRUITING POSTER S04E03 CORPORAL CAROL S04E04 LEADER OF MEN S04E05 BEAUTIFUL DREAMER S04E06 THE GREAT TALENT HUNT DISC 2 S04E07 GOMER SAYS "HEY" TO THE PRESIDENT S04E08 AND A CHILD SHALL LEAD THEM S04E09 THE SHOW MUST GO ON S04E10 THE BETTER MAN S04E11 TO WATCH A THIEF S04E12 THE PRIZE BOAT DISC 3 S04E13 FRIENDLY FREDDY STRIKES AGAIN S04E14 CHANGE PARTNERS S04E15 WILD BULL FROM PAMPAS S04E16 GOMER, THE GOOD SAMARITAN S04E17 GOMER, THE PRIVILEGED CHARACTER S04E18 GOMER GOES HOME DISC 4 S04E19 A DOG IS A DOG S04E20 LOVE FINDS GOMER PYLE S04E21 GOMER AND THE QUEEN OF BURLESQUE S04E22 THE CARRIAGE WAILS S04E23 SERGEANT LAGO S04E24 GOODBYE, DOLLY DISC 5 S04E25 THE PRICE OF TOMATOES S04E26 CHEF FOR A DAY S04E27 GOMER AND THE NIGHT CLUB COMIC S04E28 LOVE AND GOULASH S04E29 AND BABY MAKES THREE S04E30 FRIENDLY FREDDY, S04E31 THE GENTLEMAN'S TAILOR SEASON 5 DISC 1 S05E01 CAR FOR SALE S05E02 CORPORAL DUKE S05E03 THE BOOTY PRIZE S05E04 RETURN OF MONROE S05E05 JUST MOVE YOUR LIPS, SERGEANT S05E06 ALL YOU NEED IS ONE GOOD BREAK S05E07 A MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE S05E08 A STAR IS NOT BOM DISC 2 S05E09 COME BLOW YOUR TOP S05E10 A LITTLE CHICKEN SOUP S05E11 WOULDN'T HURT S05E12 GOMER. THE PERFECT M P S05E13 THE WILD BULL RETURNS S05E14 HIT AND WRITE S05E15 TWO ON THE BENCH S05E16 A TATTOO FOR GOMER S05E17 WIN A DATE DISC 3 S05E18 MARRIAGE, SGT. CARTER STYLE S05E19 TO SAVE A LIFE S05E20 DYNAMITE DINER S05E21 FREDDY'S FRIENDLY COMPUTER S05E22 GOMER MANEUVERS S05E23 GOMER TENDS A SICK KAT S05E24 I'M ALWAYS CHASING GOMERS DISC 4 S05E25 THE SHORT VOYAGE HOME S05E26 PROXY PAPA S05E27 HARE TODAY, GONE TOMORROW S05E28 FLOWER POWER S05E29 SHOW TIME WITH SAT. CAROL S05E30 MY FAIR SISTER S05E31 GOODBYE CAMP HENDERSON, S05E32 HELLO SAT. CARTER

#tv series episode #episode #episode guide #tv series #complete series #dvd #gomer pyle #gomer pyle usmc

[toaarcan]

I still find it hilarious that Zero was talked up as being more diverse than the original, but they put so little effort into the character work that the only indication that any of them are minorities is the voice actor.

Meanwhile the characters made by a bunch of mostly-white gamer dudes in 2003, managed to have:

- Sarge, a veteran with PTSD who is either bisexual or violence-sexual and not fussy about the physical sex of who is doing the violence.

- Grif, who is Hawaiian and into men.

- Simmons, who is bisexual, part-Irish, and has a bunch of prosthetics.

- Donut, who is gay and probably deaf in one ear.

- Doc, who is black and has DID.

- Tucker, who is black and a single father.

- Caboose, who has brain damage.

- Wash, who has brain damage twice.

- Kaikaina, who is Hawiian and pansexual.

- Carolina, who is probably Jewish.

- Church, who is a depressed, bisexual Jewish robot with so many mental traumas that his traumas actually became different people, with Church himself left stunted both emotionally and physically by the loss of those aspects of himself.

Church alone is arguably more diverse than Shatter Squad.

#I don't really have a solid handle on Blue Team's sexualities besides Kai #I feel like Tucker's actually bi but the show seems to lean toward straight #RvB #Red vs. Blue #Super Colonel Sarge #Dexter Grif #Dick Simmons #Franklin Delano Donut #Frank 'Doc' DuFresne #Lavernius Tucker #Michael J. Caboose #Agent Washington #Kaikaina Grif #Agent Carolina #Leonard L. Church #Alpha-Church #Epsilon-Church

[dumbass-extraordinaire]

random rvb headcanons:

- wash has severe ptsd and is extremely touch-starved because of pfl

- caboose has adhd

- carolina’s hair is actually blonde, she just dyes it red

- wash is left-handed

- wash knows sign language

- simmons is trans and gay

- wash was the one that taught simmons how to fight with knives

- tucker is the best cook

- kai is pan

- dr. grey and sarge had a brief relationship during the war on chorus

- donut is actually ace, he just makes innuendos because he thinks they’re funny

- carolina is aromantic and her relationship with york was queerplatonic

- caboose is aroace

- both tucker and grif are bi

- wash is demisexual

- sarge once mistakenly pinned up the lesbian flag in the red base at blood gulch, claiming it as the red team flag

- the last memory epsilon deleted before fragmenting was of one of the annual movie night truces back in blood gulch

- grif and kai are both trilingual

- sarge speaks french

- carolina has ptsd and anger issues because of pfl

- dr. grey updated simmons’ cyborg enhancements while he was on chorus

- sarge has read “good omens”

- simmons has social anxiety and panic attacks

- caboose gives the best hugs

- simmons once sucker-punched wash

- both grif and simmons suffer from chronic pain because of the cyborg surgery/limb transplant

- carolina does yoga to de-stress

- caboose once started a fire in the moon base kitchen while trying to make cereal

- caboose has frequent migraines and bouts of temporary amnesia as a result of being possessed by o’malley in blood gulch

- grif has to take medication to prevent organ failure

- donut is deaf and visually impaired on his left side due to being hit with a grenade

- doc has abandonment issues and split-personality disorder because of o’malley

- caboose hates tomatoes

- after sidewinder, grif developed a hatred of both snow and cliffsides

- tucker has claustrophobia

- doc is greyromantic ace

- donut played baseball in highschool

#this is a mixed bag but oh well #red vs blue #rvb #red team #blue team #agent washington #agent carolina #the reds and blues #rvb headcanons #dexter grif #grif rvb #david washington #wash #wash rvb #frank doc dufresne #franklin delano donut #michael j caboose #caboose rvb #donut rvb #super colonel sarge #sarge rvb #agent york #yorklina #grimmons #docnut #dr emily grey #sister rvb #kaikaina grif #kai rvb #richard simmons

[simpin-for-simmons]

simmons has a functioning gaydar. like actually. its implanted where one of his kidneys should be. sarge thought it would be handy for him to have.

#rvb #rvb simmons #dick simmons #dick and balls #grif should be balls #grif is the balls #rvb sarge #super colonel sarge

[rvbshipbrackets]

RvB Ship Bracket Winners Round 1:

Showdown 9: whatever s11 had going on vs sarge and a woman who may or may not be crazier than him

#rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #lavernius tucker #sarge rvb #super colonel sarge #tuckington #sargegrey #rvb ship bracket round 1 #rvb ship bracket #winners bracket 1

[nevada-got-screwed-over]

Simmons: I mean, small creatures are far more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Grif: ridiculous. give me some examples.

Donut: spiders!

Simmons: Wasps.

Kai: sarge

#rvb #red versus blue #rvb simmons #rvb grif #rvb donut #rvb sarge #dick simmons #dexter grif #franklin delano donut #super colonel sarge #the incorrect quotes #manlet sarge headcanon my beloved

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Imagine how much of a chaos team Sarge, Grey and Flowers wouldve been

#rvb #red vs blue #super colonel sarge #doctor grey #and captain flowers

[lokiarc64]

Again not my art, this comic was made by sketchingchaos.

source: https://www.deviantart.com/sketchingchaos/art/RvB-RWBY-Red-knight-and-the-apprentice-547993416

#Red vs Blue #Rvb #rwby #Velvet Scarlatina #cardin winchester #Sarge #super colonel sarge

[silenceindustries]

I made the characters of Red Vs Blue in Hero Forge.

Sadly didn’t have enough space to include Sister, but she didn’t really start appearing until 15-17 full on. So here are the more common characters and some loose interpretations as to what they look like without their helmets.

#Red vs Blue #RvB #leonard church #agent carolina #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #dick simmons #Dexter Grif #lopez the heavy #Super Colonel Sarge #Rvb sarge #rvb carolina #franklin delano donut #david washington #agent washington #Silence Post #Halo #rooster teeth #hero forge #Heroforge