#Alpha-Church

[the-headless-horsedude]

Riiight. It just happened to do it while it was inside your head.

#red vs blue #rvb #agent washington #leonard church #rvb alpha #rvb washington #flashing lights #tw flashing lights #ask to tag #(better be safe than sorry) #rvbedit #hayden makes gifs

[theosphobia]

#red vs blue #rooster teeth #rvb #blue team rvb #michael j caboose #lavernius tucker #leonard l church #church rvb #tucker rvb #caboose rvb #epsilon rvb #alpha rvb

[trashinyourpockets]

First, he's tortured to the point of fragmentation and amnesia, then he's isolated with "idiots," next he sees Tex and she "dies", twice, then he is transferred to an empty base to be left alone for 14 months.

Way to be someone's blorbo Church.

#art #artists of tumblr #red vs blue #rvb #rvb art #halo #red vs blue art #my art #sketch #rvb church #red vs blue church #rvb reconstruction #red vs blue reconstruction #rvb alpha #red vs blue alpha #seriously someone give him a break jesus

[high-voltage-rat]

something I do appreciate about red vs blue is its particular brand of “came back wrong”. you were brought back, but you’re just a memory of the person you’re supposed to be. you’re just the expectations of them. you’re just the pieces everyone else saw and remembered. you’re tough like the original, but you’ll always fail no matter how tough you are, because the original failed, too. you’ve got a personality like the original, but it’s not quite right because you didn’t actually live the life they did. there’s this person you love- who you would kill or suffer or die for- but you don’t know why, you just know you’re supposed to be together because that’s what you were made for.

#thinkin abt tex and epsilon at 4am on a thursday #anyway thinkin about the fact that tex and church were never *actually* together outside of blood gulch #she tried to save alpha. she failed. he didn't know who she was and she was forced to leave him. #but realistically? he'd never met her before. because she wasn't allison and he wasn't leonard #they were both just copies that knew who they were supposed to be #and epsilon never met tex. he only had the copy based on alpha's muddled memories. #and then when he brought her back... she was just even more wrong because she was a memory of a memory #and even with all of alpha's memories #epsilon wasn't alpha. he was someone different because he'd been through different things #alpha didn't remember what was done to him. epsilon did. alpha didn't know what he'd lost. epsilon did. #alpha lived his life. had relationships with the reds and blues. epsilon just remembered it. #and with that in mind you have to wonder... #what did tex actually remember? who did she think she was? what did she think the director and alpha were to her? #because epsilon had alpha's memories but beta didn't even have that. #anyway yeah roommate agreed to experience rvb with me and we watched seasons 1-10 together and hooboy #I'm back on my bullshit #red vs blue #rvb #Agent Texas #tex rvb #Leonard Church #church rvb #epsilon rvb #alpha rvb #beta rvb

[squiffed-then-sozzled]

JUST FOUND OUT MY DAD HAS MILITARY GRADE TRACKERS ON ME AND MY SIBLINGS 😭😭😭

#anyways the song fit to well to not make this #red vs blue #rvb #rooster teeth #rvb church #rvb tex #chex #rvb alpha #rvb beta #leonard church #edit

[p0kern1ght]

alpha fragments (other than gamma and sigma but theyre bald guys you know what they look like)

#red vs blue #rvb #leonard church #allison church #theta rvb #delta rvb #omalley rvb #epsilon rvb #can you tell i dont like epsilon as much as i likechurch. sorry who said that #i love you alpha system. oh alpha's system i love you #btw if anyone is ever weirdabout the fragments to me ill kill them with my osdd1b powers

[cerayanay]

Red Vs Blue is like what if the Ship of Theseus was some dude

#rvb #red vs blue #Leonard church #like 4 times over #all of rvb is just one big philosophical study of like #are you you or the perception of you (director and alpha) #or you and a computer program who has all your memories (director and alpha) #or a combo of all three #like over the course of 20 years #and also what if that guy is super ducking annoying

[skneees]

walks into a dead fandom. hello. i have gifts,

#im only on season 9 so no spoilers please #but heres my babygirl. holds him out #hi rvb fans i come bearing gifts #rvb #red vs blue #rvb church #do i uh. tag all of his names. #rvb epsilon #rvb alpha #rvb fanart #red vs blue fanart #leonard church #this is my s1/human design for him #he gets a little funky later on #see i wanna know how they gave him a human body. explain that one. #did they get a clone?? an empty body?? was it an android programmed to look and think its human and feel pain??? #so many questions #regardless i am standing strongly by my brown eyes church idea #im telling you if theyre HIDING THE AI. WHY WOULD THEY MAKE HIM REMOTELY INTERESTING OR OFF-LOOKING #like dont get me wrong i love the neon blue eyes #however. this i feel strongly on. they said make a genaric white man and they did just that #anyway hes my favorite teehee #my art

[yareyaredolphin]

church is such a fucking loser i think he listens to exclusively male manipulator music and one day tucker is like "dude what are you listening to" and he goes "uhhh yknow some badass shit like heavy metal" and tucker takes off his headphones and puts them on to listen and two seconds later hes on the floor in tears laughing because its the front bottoms

#red vs blue #rvb #rvb fanart #leonard church #alpha church #epsilon church #im leaning more towards alpha here #church is the front bottoms ex and tex is so so done with his shit

[lavernius]

Blue team.

#rvb #red vs blue #churboose #agent washington #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #leonard l church #alpha church #uericho #Going to dump the Blue girls in a separate post later because I <3 women more than the world.

[fischiee]

the lack of communication in red vs blue drives me up the wall like what do you MEAN the reds and blues (and wash!!!) don’t know that the director is carolina’s dad!! they don’t know about tex’s history!! they don’t even know that epsilon tried to blow himself up in wash’s head!!!!!

#uhhh i might be wrong about them not knowing abt tex and epsilon but they certainly don’t know the full story #but im fairly certain church only told Wash (who already knew abt tex) and i think Wash only told alpha and maybe caboose #also i am aware that it’s possible that they have talked about it off screen but that’s very.. not likely i think #considering church made a comment like ’you’re lucky her mother’s not here to hear you say that’ #and the whole church not knowing tucker was black and everything #these motherfuckers simply don’t talk and it drives me up the wall #rvb #red vs blue #leonard church #agent carolina #agent washington #the director #rvb epsilon #agent texas

[autisdicksimmons]

Blue team’s turn for textposts

#rvb #red vs blue #blue team #Leonard church #michael j caboose #kaikaina grif #lavernius tucker #rvb alpha #rvb epsilon #my textposts

[theosphobia]

Alpha ai church

i do check my inbox i swear )-)o

still fucking w my church design but its getting there

#rvb #red vs blue #rooster teeth #leonard l church #alpha church #alpha rvb #church rvb #my art

[perma-dead]

this is like a church soyjak

#already posted on insta and tiktok #rvb #rvb church #leonard l church #alpha church #red vs blue #rvb memes #my shit #my art

[dragcnbreak]

#image #meme #mine #red vs blue #rvb #chex #chexas #leonard church #alpha #epsilon #agent texas #allison church

[omegaverse-anthropologist]

going feral

i’ve mentioned feral alphas and omegas in a few posts before, but what does that mean? this post will discuss ferality,* its causes, common feral behaviors, and treatment.

*note: i will be using ‘ferality’ as opposed to the technically proper ‘ferity’ because the latter is based on the latin root and sounds pretentious, and the former is based on the english word and is more accessible

what is ferality?

ferality is a medical emergency caused most commonly by social isolation. it causes those afflicted to behave erratically, and is the most common cause of forced bites. it is one of the top ten causes of death for those over 80 years old. it is also called ‘loneliness disease’ or ‘bite fever,’ and is often euphemistically described as ‘losing oneself.’ in the past, more than a week of ferality was incurable. today, synthetic hormones and careful medically supervised management leads to over 90% of those afflicted to make a full recovery if treated before one week, and over 80% to regain most normal function if treated before two weeks. outcomes become less positive the longer someone experiences ferality, but there have only been 1,762 documented deaths directly from ferality in the US since 1980.

why does it happen?

humans in the omegaverse are pack animals not only because their ancestors saw practical advantages to living, hunting, and raising pups in groups, but because they were biologically dependent on one another. in simplest terms, interacting with pack aids the body in maintaining its optimal balance between the twelve dynamic (i.e., alpha, beta, and omega) hormones. prolonged lack of social support means that these hormones become unbalanced, leading the body to a state of multi-system disregulation.

ferality greatly reduces people’s access to the areas of the brain responsible for decision making, planning, empathy, and abstraction. it is the body’s desperate bid to regulate itself by any means necessary. those afflicted become impulsive, aggressive, and violent in some cases, so it is essential both for the afflicted person and those nearby that if you spot a feral person, you call emergency services immediately.

how do you spot it?

feral humans are fairly easy to spot based on their unusual, erratic, impulsive behavior. they may sniff the air (or other people) unsubtly, grab or touch things (or people) and fail to respond to spoken language. ferality is most commonly associated with inappropriate scent marking and biting for good reason: a feral person’s primary drive is to share scent with someone to help bring themselves back into balance. there are also some behaviors that can generally be attributed to the different dynamic sexes:

alphas

feral alphas tend to make aggressive eye contact as a posturing behavior

growling, snarling, and clicking at no one in particular

clenching and unclenching the fists and shifting from foot to foot

violence, especially toward other alphas

an acrid scent, like burning rubber or sulfur

betas

feral betas’ eyes tend to shift rapidly, settling on nothing for very long

humming, clicking, huffing at no one in particular

similar to alphas, they clench and unclench the fists and shift from foot to foot

general restlessness, moving quickly

climbing and perching inappropriately (e.g. on tables, vehicles, or buildings)

a rotting scent, like old meat or milk

omegas

feral omegas tend to make glancing eye contact—they meet someone’s eyes, hold, and look away several times

whining, purring, and clicking at no one in particular

baring the neck indiscriminately in a bid to entice a bite

hiding/burrowing (e.g. under tables or in closets. there have been several cases of feral omegas in clothing stores nesting in the clothing racks)

a chemical scent, like bleach or ammonia

how is it treated?

if you spot someone afflicted by ferality, it is essential to call for an ambulance immediately.

treatment begins in the ambulance. typically, EMS technicians anesthetize the individual for everyone’s safety. once it is safe to do so, the technicians draw blood and begin measuring vital signs and hormone levels to ensure that the individual truly is feral. in the past 30 years, rapid tests have made measuring hormone levels faster than ever. these levels are recorded and passed off to hospital triage, along with a record of any emergency hormones administered.

the hospital then brings the individual to the feral ward, where they have an individual room and nesting material marked with synthetic pheromones of all three dynamics. if the individual has been feral for less than ~three days, typically this is enough to trigger their body to begin regulating itself. in some cases, the individual may need direct scent marking in order to jumpstart regulation. if it’s necessary, a nurse or technician will swab the individual’s face and neck with a cotton swab soaked in a synthetic pheromone solution.

in more moderate to severe cases, the individual may need further assistance regulating themselves. in these cases, the individual will receive intravenous hormones and extremely frequent monitoring.

typically, after a few days of hormone therapy, the individual’s body will have reached a state of equilibrium and will be able to maintain the balance itself again. however, in some severe cases, the individual’s body may be unable to maintain the balance. these people will need hormone therapy every other week indefinitely. in some cases (especially those where there is also malnutrition or other severe condition), the issue will resolve itself with time. in others, the hormone treatment is for life.

how is it prevented?

the best prevention is maintaining healthy pack bonds. if, for some reason, this is inaccessible, clinics, health departments, and hospitals typically have nesting materials marked with synthetic pheromones. in the past five years, some nesting material companies have begun offering materials marked with synthetic pheromones. in addition, matching agencies sometimes offer scent-marked clothing or nesting materials for sale, though this practice is judged fairly harshly.

#just picturing an old southern woman gossiping in church #‘did you hear about the jones girl? went off to college away from her pack and didn’t have nobody and bless her heart she lost herself’ #that’s how that’s used lmao #i love making up statistics #the last biology class i took was in 2010 #im not a scientist #omegaverse #alpha beta omega #omegaverse headcanons #a/b/o dynamics #a/b/o headcanon #a/b/o #omegaverse dynamics #omegaverse headcanon #omegaverse ferality #ferality #feral #feral alpha #feral beta #feral omega #omegaverse feral #a/b/o feral #alpha #beta #omega #alpha headcanons #beta headcanons #omega headcanons #omegaverse worldbuilding #omegaverse anthropology