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When I first started my tiktok account I wanted to post rvb stuff there so my url has a reference to tex in it, I havent actually posted any rvb stuff in literal years but to this day people still respond to my comments with snarky things about me supposedly being American. Its like a tradition that reminds me of my roots

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so like a month ago i said this and like. i’ve never been so fucking right.

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Au where tucker gets sent back into to freelancer era but manages to know just enough and bs some stuff that no-one on the MoI even realises he's not supposed to be there

#i still love this one

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Saw an anti lolix post and i fear the op has never actually interacted with lolix shippers

#i think the toxic fucked up-ness is often the whole point

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the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

#alison & agent texas vibes

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Happy 2nd anniversary to me queueing this for a year and a half a way, only for it to still not be canon

I hope it is canon now

I've been in and out of this fandom for a while but somehow I always fall back into it around the holidays (merry christmas btw)

So Grimmons is canon now right?

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So Grimmons is canon now right?

#queued on december 21st 2023

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You can only reblog this on Tuesday

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I've uploaded the first 11 seasons of Red vs Blue (in the complete episode format, compiling all episodes of each season into season-wide features) to this drive so it can safely be watched for free at any time, since I worry that we will soon no longer easily have access to the show in light of recent events. I'm working towards finding and downloading seasons 12-15 as well

Edit: I've uploaded everything I wanted to!

Seasons 1-15 are all up on the drive now.

14 is in two parts, while 15 alone is in an episodic format. Feel free to reply to this post if you have any queries or questions

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I just realised april 1st passed and I completely forgot to wish Red Vs Blue a happy birthday

Congrats on being old enough to drink in America rvb

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Things they will do to grimmons before they canonise them:

Caramelise

Computerise

Cannibalise

Compartmentalise

Compromise

Colonise

Customise

Capitalise

Conceptualise

Circumcise

#insp by simpin-for-simmons post

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What if instead of canonizing Grimmons they caramelized Grimmons

#i was gonna say What if they computerised grimmons but i guess that already partially happened #what if they compartmentalise grimmons #what if they compromise grimmons 😳 #or....cannibalise? #are these anything

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Happy trans day of visibility to these transgender icons!!

#happy tdov

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I will eventually get around to watching that trailer but I want it on the record that no matter what happens, s15-17 will remain 100% canon and real to me

#rvb #red vs blue

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Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction Chapter 11

Yeah, okay, good luck with that.

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Red vs. Blue: Restoration (2024)

#yeah i'll believe that