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miae-bee · 1 year
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*hiccstrid wedding*
Eret: Chief don't you dare hurt her
Hiccup: *chuckles* I won't
Snotlout: Don't laugh, he means it
Hiccup: I-I won't
Gobber: Seriously son don't hurt her
Hiccup: Okay. I'm not planning on hurting her
Tuffnut: You better not be Hicky
Hiccup: I'm not
Ruffnut: Hey H, you better watch your self
Hiccup: Why do any of you think I would hurt Astrid? You're all my friends too?
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toktopus-art · 2 years
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a king without a scepter
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the-dumb-smart-friend · 11 months
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Each footstep echoed a distinct 'clock' sound through the tall hallways. Every stone hand placed; every window hand made. Sure, I wasn't there to help much, but even still, walking through the halls was like a dream.
The windows, each nearly reaching the ceiling, has its own design that it would cast down in a colorful shadow (all on the order of the rainbow, of course).
I would make sure to try and walk the east side of the castle every morning, and the west side every evening. In the mornings I would try to wrangle my hair into a sturdy braid (I still don't know how She does it so easily), or at least some low pigtails, but sometimes it was too difficult to take any attention away from the stained glass.
I would occasionally sneak into the kitchen and snatch away a loaf of bread and some jam, the cooks didn't mind (they would even set some aside for me). The rooms were large, the furniture extravagant, the garden always lively, the people always friendly.
Until the sun went down, that is.
The nights were quiet, that was the only downside. The palace was always warm during the day, but at night it got cold, so cold. Cold and quiet; every drip of water, every squeak from a mouse, every little sound is just like back then. No matter how soft and mattresses and pillows and blankets here are, no matter how many feathers I sleep on, I can still feel the cold, wet, floor.
I didn't have a blanket. Either time. I didn't get one. Sure, either of us could've gone out and made one, but it would've quickly been ruined, one way or another.
The first time, She often would visit, just to check in on me, to make sure I was okay, and that He wasn't dangerous for me to be around. He was, I just don't think I noticed, thought it was 'tough love', or something. She definitely noticed, She offered me a home in Her castle, I thank Her for that.
The second time, She only visited once. She gave me food, a few books, clothes, and a hug. She washed and braided my hair for me, it was nice. I tried to hide them, but It found out. It always finds out. I couldn't keep anything She gave me, even Her hugs were taken from me after It destroyed the portal. It was hell.
I couldn't return home, not with It watching my every move; like a hawk with axes and swords for talons. Eventually, They showed up. I hid at first, I didn't want It knowing that I spoke to, or even saw anyone. They noticed the condition of the place - normally beaches aren't covered in soot and scrap fabric. They looked for me, I hid again. They found me, I hid my face with my arms, hid Them by scrunching my eyelids tight. They looked like It, with that armor.
When I opened my eyes again, I could see that They weren't It. One of Them was shorter than It, with longer hair and a smaller frame, the other was probably twice It's size, and not vaguely human. But The looked safe(er). They didn't look like They wanted to hurt me.
They offered me shelter, and I told them what happened over hot coco, and They listened. They listened, and bundled me in blankets, a bowl of warm stew from the small one, a set of soft clothes from the big one. So quickly, They managed to make the coldest place on the server feel so warm.
But They just as quickly left. The big one took me to walk around town, even though neither of us were allowed anywhere near there. The sun hit my skin with actual warmth, not reflected off of snow and gray clouds. I told the big one that I wanted to stay, that this was my home, and he laughed in response, like I told a bad joke.
When the time came, we were surrounded, I told that big one again that I wanted to stay, even after everything. I saw his eyes change that day, like His, but calculated; like It's, but angry. He didn't hurt anyone that day, but everyone knew what could've been in an instant.
The town was gone days later, my house, and the last remnants of Him with it. Out of all people to team up with It, why Them?
When She heard what happened She cried. I hadn't seen her cry before. I cried too, when She hugged me. She kept weeping into my hair that She was so grateful that I was alive. I didn't really get it, but the hug was nice.
I finally moved in with Her, with nothing to my name. She got me a room, good clothes, good food, a therapist. The beds were so comfy that it took me a few nights to actually sleep, I didn't want to wake up on the beach again.
When I found the note, I hid it from Her. I didn't want Her to be angry with me. When She found it She hugged me. She has a habit of doing that. It was a cautious hug, and a short one. She barely made eye contact. She looked like she was going to cry again. She pointed me to the armory. On my way out, I could hear her knees hit the floor, followed by sniffling.
When We came back, She hugged Us both so tight I was sure We would suffocate. Part of me wished We did. She saw to that We were taken to hospital, that We were taken care of, that We were safe, just like She always did.
I had come back changed, but she would always stay the same. With open arms and all the care in the world, She was my safety. The safety that I hadn't had since before He broke down, the safety I lost with It, the safety I craved with Them, the safety that We couldn't defend anymore.
And I thank her for that
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conarcoin · 2 years
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So Elon bought Twitter. I'm honestly not gonna push away Twitter newcomers, but if you're in the MCYT fandom you need to understand that the social etiquette and expectations and culture here are very different than over on Twitter. So as someone who's been an active part of mcytblr for two years now, I'd like to offer some thoughts and advice!
One: Shipping. MCYT communities on Tumblr have always tended to lean more tolerant towards shipping of roleplay characters due to the idea that this is a space for fans primarily. The creators who visit or actively use Tumblr like Eret and Martyn understand that this is a fan space primarily, and don't bother us for the content we make, and we don't bother them with it.
The number one worst thing you could do is share shipping content with creators who have not asked for it. This is a huge social faux pas here. Secondly, on the other end — writing callout posts for shippers here isn't gonna fly. Even for RPF shippers and people who may ship boundary-breaking pairings, our default is usually to not engage with these people rather than publicly call them out. It makes the space a healthier place for everyone and makes it much less likely that CCs may come across content they are uncomfortable with. It's also considered a social faux pas to ask CCs their opinions and boundaries on shipping, since that's bringing it up when they didn't ask!
Speaking of shipping, people typically don't mind you maintagging ship content so long as you also tag it as shipping so people can filter it. For Hermitcraft the tag is hermitshipping, Life Series has trafficshipping, and the lesser known DSMP tag is dsmpshipping.
Two: Reblogging. This is something a lot of newer users tend to struggle with. There is no algorithm on Tumblr, at least not one that works, so content creators rely on you reblogging their work in order for it to spread. If you see a fic or piece of art you enjoy, please reblog it! I often reblog art for MCYT fandoms I'm not even personally in.
Three: Tagging (again). There are a wide variety of tags you can use for your content! The most common tags you'll want to use are "mcyt" and "mcytblr", and any relevant series, pairing/group or character/CC names. However, please don't use the tag "minecraft"! Minecraft has an entirely separate fanbase on Tumblr that we co-exist with and have some overlap with, but don't necessarily appreciate seeing MCYT content in their tags. Any tag with "minecraft" in it is also a no-no, such as "minecraft youtubers" or "minecraft championships". Please use shorthands!
Four: Opinions on MCYT drama tend to be very different here than they are on Twitter. For instance, you should assume by default that most bloggers here either like or are completely neutral towards "problematic CCs" like Schlatt. But also, we tend to be very against spreading anything originating from leakers, and we also tend to not be fond of making posts "holding CCs accountable" for things they did years ago. Generally, mcytblr prefers to be a more drama-free community, and if you do engage in discourse, many would appreciate you tagging it as such!
Five: CCs do not need you to babysit them.
Generally speaking you will see a lot of jokes and memes on mcytblr that wouldn't fly on Twitter, and it is generally looked down upon to try to speak on behalf of CCs personal boundaries — they are grown adults, and you are a stranger! Calling out or harassing people for "breaking boundaries" is mostly just going to get you looked at strangely, especially if you don't have a source for your claims. Most of us will stop doing something if asked, but we don't need stans to tell us to! CCs can speak for themselves when uncomfortable.
Six: Most mcytblr blogs don't want CC notices. There are quite a few CCs who are active here, but the community is chill with them as they don't tend to talk about us elsewhere and allow us to do our own thing. We do not, however, like encouraging CCs to join Tumblr or to follow us or reblog our posts — many people here actually prefer being out of sight of CCs and many of us consider it rude to seek out attention from CCs outside of sending the occasional ask.
Please treat CCs kindly and don't gawk at them like you just saw a celebrity on the street — the ones who are active here are just Tumblr users like the rest of you! Seeing Eret reblog fanart or respond to an ask isn't something to point out.
While we joke about Twitter users joining, we don't actually have anything against you guys, it's just that we've built a very different community here and ask that you respect it and the etiquette we've come to establish! Thank you, and I hope you enjoy your stay on mcytblr ^_^
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fagbearentertainment · 10 months
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The second Transgender Swag Bracket had finally been completed!!
Competition will start July 14th at 2pm cst!
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(Names and sources under the cut)
The left side consists of:
Gwen Stacy (Spiderverse) vs Carrie (Carrie)
Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
The Onceler (The Lorax 2012) vs c!Ranboo (Dream Smp)
Big McIntosh (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic) vs Birdo (Super Mario)
c!Eret (Dream Smp) vs Isaac Moriah (The Binding of Issac)
Every tf2 character (Team Fortress 2) vs Every character played by Grian (Several MCYT Servers)
Purple (Animator vs Animation) vs Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)
Oliver Swift (Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim) vs Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
The right side consists of:
Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs The Dark Lord (Animator vs Animation)
Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) vs Venus (We Know the Devil)
Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Dave Miller (Dayshift at Freddy’s)
Juanaflippa (Qsmp) vs c!Fundy (Dream Smp)
Viktor Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) vs Audrey (Little Shop of Horrors)
c!Connor (Dream Smp) vs Snorpy Fizzlebean (Bugsnax)
Clyde (Dreams of an Insomniac) vs William Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s)
The Narrator (The Stanley Parable) vs Frisk (Undertale)
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dissonantharmony · 1 year
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source: eret's fcr vod, 1:11:10
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voted4exile · 13 days
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Tubbo: That white screen will be referred to as "The Incident". Which I'm not gonna say it doesn't mean it's the nukes. Not gonna say it doesn't mean- does mean it's the nukes. Or doesn't mean it is. But it's just "The Incident". Okay?
Source: Tubbo Talks About Upcoming Lore and the FINALE! (Nov 15, 2022)
It's clear from Tubbo's hint that the nukes were not what caused the reset, and "The Incident" was very likely the DreamXD finale. So at this time (November 15, 2022), there were plans for the ending that BadBoyHalo and Eret have talked about.
Keep in mind that fans on twitter were trying to cancel streamers for streaming on the DSMP, and Dream was not in a good place at the time. After the allegations, he lost motivation, distanced himself from online life, and ended up neglecting the DSMP. It's unfortunate that we never got to see the true ending of the DSMP, but I don't blame him.
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Worldbuilding and Backstory Food for Thought
Source: Scott's Sept 20th stream (1:22:20–1:24:24 at linked unofficial VOD); transcript under cut for reference
Summary
p!Scott questions how the new pirates could have got past the Ice Wall into the Ecclesiae Sea and onto the Faction Isles
p!Owen and p!Apo make fun of him for allegedly being a sheltered nepo baby who doesn't know other people live in Ecclesia
p!Owen also reveals he's from an upper-class city called Oakhurst, spelling tentative as of time of writing
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Because we genuinely don't know the geography of Ecclesia or the SMP world, I think p!Scott actually has a point – where did everyone come from? What is the geography of Ecclesia like?
Just because p!Owen assumes Oakhurst is located within the Ice Wall doesn't mean it actually is; we don't know enough about the geography of Ecclesia to tell yet
We know Ecclesia/the region near the Faction Isles have been used as a "shortcut" for trading ships (from one of the treasure quest descriptions), suggesting there is ocean beyond Ecclesia as well and land far beyond the area. We also know one of the navies lurk north of Ecclesia (from p!Sausage's backstory), that places like Naya and p!Eloise's hometown exist, etc.
Many questions about the Ice Wall: when did it first appear, if p!Owen never saw it? Who made it and how was it done? Why does it exist in the first place? We know it has something to do with the cultists and the corruption, but nothing concrete just yet
Annotation: This discussion was first made on the POWCreations Discord server on Sept 22nd, 2023
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S: Question: where are all these new people coming from? We're trapped in an Ice Wall. O: Yeah, they [Eret, Jojo, and Seapeekay] were– they just apparently woke up in a cage and there were some hooded figures in the island, like the island they were in. And then they escaped, I guess? And stole their ship, and now they're here. S: Yeah, but there was also new people [Shelby, Shep, and Sniff] yesterday as well. O: Yeah, just a coincidence, I guess. A: (overlapping) I think there's other people that live inside the Ice Wall besides us. O: Yeah, it's not just us, there's like, hundreds and hundreds of thousands of people across this world. S: Just in the Ice Wall? O: Yeah! S: (out of character) [It's] the Simpsons movie all over again. O: Oh, wait, you've only ever lived on this island. S: Yeah. O: Apo, where'd you come from? S: (out of character) Where did you go? Where did you come from, Apo– I'm sorry. O: Like, you know, what town where you in before you came to the Faction Isles? Surely there were people there, right? A: Oh, you know, places and things and stuff. O: Okay, well, I was from Oakhurst. S: Ohh. Never heard of it. O: Yeah, no, no, you wouldn't have, it's quite a high-class place. So, yeah, I don't know– I came from there, and then I ran away, and I live here. But there was like– That was a whole city, there was people, I just choose not to go back. S: Oh, well, I mean– Is that within the Ice Walls? O: Yeah! […] I assume so, 'cause I sailed here on a trading vessel and we didn't hit an Ice Wall! S: True. Weird. Hm. O: Other cities exist. Of course, like, it's not even just us. If you look in, like, the Heron scripture banks, you'll find there's like, at least 50 Herons, they're just all out on missions right now. S: Well, I know that because I am a Heron, I know that other Herons exist. O: Oh, well, there you go, there you go! There's lots of people in the world! S: Yeah, it just felt strange. O: (to Apo) Oh, he's lived a sheltered life. It's okay. A: Yeah, nepotism baby, it's just how it is. O: There's no judgement. S: It feels like judgement. O: There's no judgement. A: It's okay, nepo baby. O: Mummy and Daddy will be back soon and then you won't have to meet any new people. S: You two are lucky I don't set the Kangacrew on you.
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lmanburgseulogy · 14 hours
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hey i saw you going insane about the idea of lmanburg being a real county and adding realism to it inyour replies under a post. your lore book and cwikbur playing with toy soldiers and medical tenst and shit. do you mind sharing? 👀🎤🎤 no pressure
hey yes hi. thanks for the ask!!
this is mainly a collection of my fav headcannons about the war but I might reblog to expand or do different topics lol
- l’manburg had bunkers underground where they would hide out in groups. according to wilbur it was for the “element of surprise.” It was one of their best war strategies that helped them win. dream also thought there numbers were a lot smaller because of this, and got cocky. the final control room was one of the bunkers turned into a death trap by eret
- dream’s militia was around 2x greater than l’manburgs
-the war lasted around three years
-at night they had to turn off all the lights and be silent, so dream couldn’t drop tnt on them (ahem doomsday was really silly)
-Tommy hated the deathly silence at night, and Wilbur forced him to go on top of the walls if he wanted to talk to tubbo or himself. Dream couldn’t hear them from up there, but eret could.
- whenever they moved to a new battle ground, they set off a firework to begin the fight. l’manburg’s we’re blue and the smp’s were red
-l’manburg filtered their own water from the river
- dream found the source of the river and polluted it with poison potions, and it caused a giant health crisis.
- fundy led the troops who delivered potions to medical tents. (He begged Wilbur for a job, but he did pretty good at it most of the time)
-their communicators were designed by tubbo, but it was one of the first models so it cut out a lot. sometimes for weeks in a go, and it led to troops being misled a lot.
- they had to wear tall boots to avoid foot infections from the marshy land
-there’s different levels to the potions based on the severity of the injury/ attack, and they all have specific ways to be brewed.
-many people’s hair got burnt in the explosion of l’manburg, so in pogtopia everyone cut their hair to chin-length to protest for l’manburg. it was a symbol of how they suffered
And yes I have more if anyone’s curious!! Once again thanks for the ask I had a lot of fun with this!! :3
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kitsu-katsu · 2 years
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My complicated thoughts on c!Wilbur's ending (I tried to make this short)
For me, there are things about Wilbur's ending I still don't vibe with because they'd need to be more expanded on to be effective
The whole last arc still feels like a big flop because in the end Wilbur just kinda got stomped all over until in the end he followed Phil's worst advice for the worst moment and went away with that idea of "If they don't forgive me I have to go", and Phil's erroneous message was just kinda never really defied by the narrative
I still wish he would've had a moment to yell at someone and be rightfully mad because holy shit he should've, a scene to parallel Ghostbur's rightful anger at phil during Doomsday that felt to be so easily set up with Wilbur being reminded a few times that Phil, Techno and Dream did doomsday and the crater wasn't from the 16th, and with him having to confront and be pretty disappointed in it just being "his grave" when he had no grave, lighting up at the idea that L'manburg was worth enough to rebuild after he was gone in his conversation with Tubbo on the 3rd of August 2021 stream
The book for Eret and half of what was said in it regarding Eret is still shit in the context of my own Judas being a thing, with Eret only chastising Wilbur for "not apologizing well enough" when Wilbur never did anything to Eret aside from rightfully not trusting them once Eret murdered everyone for their own selfish gain and continued to do shit to the L'manburgians after (which is all in lost VODs and this isn't Eret crit centric, so I won't go too far into this, but the towers to make them feel watched, something like covering the sun on their territory to make mobs spawn, etc). Eret never apologized for real, Eret admitted to wanting Wilbur to be a sort of puppet leader in a new country to essentially make Eret a dictator, as she later said that democracy wasn't good, the only reason why she told Wilbur not to jump off the bridge was because "think of all the resources I wasted trying to revive you", she made the empty gesture of throwing away the crown for like the third time while losing no real power or status, etc
And I don't like that in defending the ending so much in the most literal sense some people have just disregarded what in my opinion makes the ending more interesting, which is that the Utah desert can be seen as a metaphor for the afterlife, but an afterlife in which Wilbur went to his imagined desert instead of the limbo he thought he deserved to suffer in, because that possible interpretation was clearly done intentionally with the Eret book, the Ozimandias callback, the "I never did forgive myself", and we know that Wilbur wants us to analyze the ending as he himself said it
So I understand those who didn't like it, had some problems with it or were dissatisfied, because I myself could never be satisfied by it, because to have that I would need everyone else who isn't Wilbur to own up to their own shit and make it explicit that Wilbur isn't and wasn't at fault for everything
Have Eret actually say a real sorry for killing him and all L'manburgians and it to have weight for real, have Niki own up to the fact that she was never abandoned, but she did betray the L'manburgians multiple times, have Fundy and Wilbur have a talk about the Pogtopia buttons and Fundy disowning Wilbur as a father, have Phil own up to and suffer consequences for Doomsday, let Wilbur actually confront the reality of Doomsday with Phil there, have them talk about the 16th, have Wilbur come closer to an understanding with Ghostbur from that going further than just sending Friend to him, get some deeper understanding of Ghostbur as a part of himself, have Wilbur see that self-love isn't letting yourself be beaten down and stepped over for the comfort of those who wronged you, have him see and others confront that he isn't just a scapegoat and he isn't the source of all evil, have that mythical reddit post that put this all so clearly guide the steps to this
But I get that it all would hinge on all these characters with pretty bad writing in general getting their shit together and actually being written well for longer than just one stream, things should've started changing with them all from hitting on 16 onwards and that just wouldn't happen, so in the context of what cc!Wilbur could do by himself, it's pretty good, and the open ended-ness and little more metaphorical pieces such as the nice afterlife in the desert, the bandage being gone without us ever getting a proper explanation of it, Ghostbur getting Friend sent to him by Wilbur even if Wilbur will forever separate himself from the idea of Ghostbur makes it all feel like at least c!Wilbur himself is... Ok. He isn't doing incredibly good, he still doesn't forgive himself, but hell, he's ok, be it at peace in a literal place or the afterlife, in the end he went off with a smile, he made his decision and got at least Tommy to talk with him one last time on ok-ish terms, in the end at least he knows that Tommy cares, even if it would've been much better to have more
More people involved, more explained and shown, more time, but alas this is it
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koreanbibliophilegirl · 10 months
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Part three of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU wee woo
(Credit: Quotes are from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!)
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(At a restaurant)
Sam: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Ponk: Okay.
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Sam: Orange soda, please!
Ponk: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Hannah: Me too, strawberry soda.
Sam:
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Niki: While I'm gone, Tommy, you're in charge.
Tommy: Yes!!!
Niki, whispering: Bad, you're secretly in charge.
Bad: Obviously.
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Aimsey: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million primes?
Tommy, turning to Tubbo: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-a** house.
Tubbo: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Tommy: Good thinking.
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Ranboo: I trust Tubbo.
Techno: You think he knows what he's doing?
Ranboo: I wouldn't go that far.
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(After Techno offers to coach Benchtrio in vigilante-ing)
Tommy: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Technoblade does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Ranboo, who works with Techno at the library: If Techno were to jump off a cliff, he would've done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Techno jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Tommy: You jump off a cliff!
Ranboo: Gladly. Provided Techno did first.
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Foolish: Eret, what do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?
Eret: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.
Foolish: Oh okay then, I love you too. I'll just ask Tina.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Bedwars please come to the front desk?
Purpled, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: (Points to Quackity and Punz)
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Q and Punz: We got lost :(
Purpled: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Foolish: I can't believe you live nearby, and you won't let anyone crash at your place.
Punz, desperately trying to keep his mafia status a secret from Foolish, trying and failing to come off as casually joking: You people already know too much about me.
Sam, who lowkey suspects Punz is mafia: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won't let any of us crash at your place.
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Tubbo: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life.
Purpled: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Tubbo: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. B*st*rdous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Hannah: Edible.
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Bad: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Skeppy: Three words.
Bad:
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Ant: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Ponk: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the d*mn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Sam: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Ant: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Kristin: This is bothering me.
Velvet, abusing his Ghost Powers™️ and floating on his stomach next to her head: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Kristin: No, not that. That's, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
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Tubbo: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Technoblade: You're 16 years old.
Tubbo: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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George: I slept for almost 12 hours, but I might still be tired, so lets go for 12 more just in case.
Sapnap: George, that's a coma.
George: Sounds festive.
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Ponk, looking over Hannah's wing, ripped and shoddily sewn up years ago: How would you rate your pain?
Hannah, traumatized and emotionally scarred at the loss of something that had been taken for granted her entire life: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Sam: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!
Kristin: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
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Phil: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Techno, bleeding out and mildly delirious, attempting to joke: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially.
Phil, desperately: YOUR BLOOD TYPE.
Techno: Ohhh. B positive.
Phil: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Techno:
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Sam: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Boomer: No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.
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Ant: You kill people for money?!
Punz: I can explain!
Ant: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Wilbur, who just came home: So what's for dinner?
Fundy, staring at the sourdough bread he somehow, SOMEHOW, burnt: Regret.
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Niki, going over Tommy's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Tommy: Yes.
Niki: Okay... may I know what you create?
Tommy: Problems.
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[Part 1] [Part 2]
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peearrdee · 1 year
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c!Eret explains to c!Wilbur their motivation for betraying L’Manberg, and reflects on the Dream SMP’s cycle of violence (both POVs)
source (via @enby-chaos)
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onyx-got-clowned · 10 months
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DIVIDERS ARE FROM THIS POST/CREATOR!
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DNI: Anyone with bad intentions, nsfw blogs, pro Ana/pro sh blogs, linkcest shippers, fake claimers, rad queers, nontraumagenic systems, anti-self diagnosis, Mormons/christians
i will block anyone i deem fit, please don’t take it too heart! I just want to make this my safe space.
‼️‼️ I AM A MINOR ‼️‼️
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our collective name:
onyx! But online(other than here) it’s usually Annimorph :’)
collective pronouns:
they/it/chirps
Proud agender + bisexual, alter human, goth, clown, animation meme kid 🫶 pagan
Alter human identities:
Theriotypes- silver fox, horse, pyro raptor
kin types- ghost, dragon, snow leopard, avian
Otherhearted: space/starhearted
Current hyperfixations that i post:
legend of Zelda, linked universe, bonus links, Hilda, warrior cats (kinda)
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headmate estimated count:
40+ something i dunno 😮 im not keeping count anymore lmao
sources + headmates!:
LOZ: lu!wind 🌊- BOTW/totk! Link/wild⚔️(mixed sources with lu) - bonus links!Spirit 🚂- tulin 🪶- lu! Four🎨 (<- sub system) - Lu! Legend🌺
warrior cats: Jay’feather🪽🌀
Dsmp: Tommy📀 - tubbo🐝- Ranboo raynn☁️- Fundy🦊 - techno⚠️ - DreamXD🥀
media: (nimona: nimona❤️‍🔥) (sk8 infinity: Reki🛹) (HXH: killua🐈‍⬛) (Shera: Entrapta🤖, starla💫) (BAPC: Bee🌼) (helluva boss: millie🍄, Moxxie💥) (TOH: hunter📦) (Hilda: Hilda🌲, twig🦴)
fnaf: sun☀️ - moon🌙 - Gregory🦋 - lolbit🧡
YouTubers: grunk🖥️ - eret👑 -Quinbobin🌽 -cc! Ranboo🎮
Oc: luna🐺
other/no source: ash🎵 - Alaina❤️ - Nyx🩸 - newt🎉- ghost👻 (music band: Jisoo🎤 -black pink)
littles: Melody🔔 - Ezra🪷
posts will have the name of who posted which at the bottom :) but safely assume every post is made by link! (The host) if there is no name at the bottom.
sys tags: [emoji] speaks
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Extra!:
art tag: onyx draws⭐️
ask box: onyx asks⭐️
random: onyx rants⭐️
vents: onyx vents⭐️
irl posts: certified clown⭐️
Writing: onyx writes⭐️
Reblogs: onyx Reblogging⭐️
furry stuff: Onyx’s furry corner⭐️
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@ me anytime you want! I don’t mind!
ao3 account: here
PLEASE USE TONE TAGS WITH ME WHEN POSSIBLE!!! IT MAKES THE CONVERSATION ENJOYABLE FOR BOTH OF US!
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10blue10 · 4 months
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HTTYD: How Can It Be ‘Our World’?
According to the director/writer Dean DeBlois (in several interviews, unfortunately I don’t have a source), the HTTYD movies - he doesn’t count the shows as canon - take place in ‘our world’, in the real world. There are many reasons why this claim is not substantiated by what we actually see (or rather, don’t see) on screen, as explained below.
We never see any locations from the real world. Despite taking inspiration from real world locations, the setting always takes place in a fictional archipelago that has no real world equivalent. Even the inconsistent maps that show the archipelago as being somewhere in the North Atlantic mess with scale. One map shows the Westfjords of Iceland, the eastern coast of Greenland, the northern end of Norway… and a large, unidentifiable landmass in the upper right that doesn’t resemble anything in the real world. How can it be the real world if the setting isn’t on our maps?
The Viking characters are clearly based more on stereotypes than on actual Old Norse culture. Their aesthetic is a surface level nod to the idea of ‘Vikings’ as horned-helmet wearing barbarian thugs, who didn’t bathe and had giant weapons. We’re also never told when exactly during the Viking age the movies are supposed to take place. Berks dragon war is as long as the actual Viking age. How can it be the real world if the characters aren’t really Norse?
In the 2nd movie, according to the art book, Eret and his crew were inspired by Sami and Inuit cultures. These are from opposite sides of the Atlantic, but treated as a monolith because they’re both ‘Arctic’. Even more egregious is the villain, Drago, who was ‘inspired’ by Asian, African, Mediterranean and Slavic influences despite having a Bulgarian name, a country that includes almost all of those influences. How can it be the real world if the non-Viking characters aren’t from specific locations, but just ‘elsewhere’?
In the third movie, we’re introduced to the ‘hidden world’, which according to Dean is a network of tunnels and caverns that ‘winds all around the world’. This makes no sense when one considers plate tectonics. How can it be the real world if actual physical geology, much less geography, gets ignored in favour of aesthetic?
The evidence is in folks, and it all points to Dean’s claim being a half hearted attempt to get out of doing actual world building for the franchise. HTTYD doesn’t take place in ‘our world’ anymore than Lord of the Rings or GOT takes place in actual Europe, but unlike DeBlois, neither Tolkien or GRR Martin ever tried to pretend they did.
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ep2nd · 1 year
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How did I make this fucking worse????
I JUST DID
Guys I go through pain everyday
For context, this is my interpretation for the mcyt family, so not everything is 100% cannon or fannon.
Explanations Below
Edit:
Yall, there are several parts, so here's the links if you wanna see them
Part 1
https://www.tumblr.com/ep2nd/714980519007420416/i-can-make-this-so-much-worse-just-ask-me-this?source=share
Part 2
https://www.tumblr.com/ep2nd/715359782718013440/there-are-many-ways-to-make-this-worse-send-me-a?source=share
Your Here!
https://www.tumblr.com/ep2nd/715953717945466880/if-you-have-any-questions-im-more-than-willing?source=share
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Xornoth and Scott are biology brothers with the same parents
Sparkelz shares the same mother with Xornoth and Scott
Lauren shares the same father with Xornoth and Scott
Oli is adopted
Ranboo is both Lauren and Oli's nephew, but separately
Tubbo is Schlatts son but got adopted by both Phil and Sparkelz(neither man knew about the other)
Wilbur is Phil's only biological son
Puffy adopted Dream and Foolish
Pete adopted Scar and Joey
Jimmy and Scott adopted Illumina
BBH adopted Sapnap
Eret adopted Fundy
Tubbo and Ranboo are not actually married, just for teasing and tax purposes(they may be romantically married in the dsmp lore but I will not ship them sorry)
I'm sorry if I spelled anyone's name wrong please tell me
Stampy and Sparkelz get the OG highlight, someone gave me the idea and I really liked it, share more OGs I'll find a place(thank you @lumi-lightner, sorry for the ping)
Quackity is Sqaishey's nephew
I just realized I forgot CPK's line, he is Oli's boyfriend
Cleo, Scar, and Bdubs play as a family in Lim Life, they aren't actually a family because *looks at chart and their ages and already families* but I love the trio I couldn't help myself
Yes I have yet to do Double Life soulmates it stares into my soul and I'm afraid
Kristin is Death and anyone who has any power in them if Death is her works(Pix, Cleo, Zloyh, Joe)
Same with Bdubs(Karl and Keralis)
Yes I understand Shroud may be Tommy's pet but I want him to pull a Phil
We added rival/fighting buddy lines because I love Rival duo and Arena Duo
If you have any questions, I'm more than willing to answer.
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fagbearentertainment · 10 months
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Round 2 will go up July 22nd at 2pm cst!!
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Character names and sources under the cut
The left side consists of
Gwen Stacy (Spiderverse) vs Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)
c!Ranboo (Dream Smp) vs Birdo (Super Mario)
c!Eret (Dream Smp) vs Every tf2 character (Team Fortress 2)
Purple (Animator vs Animation) vs Oliver Swift (Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim)
The right side consists of
Hornet (Hollow Knight) vs Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)
Metal Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Juanaflippa (Qsmp)
Viktor Hargreeves (Umbrella Academy) vs c!Connor (Dream Smp)
Clyde (Dreams of an Insomniac) vs Frisk (Undertale)
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