From a conversation in the group chat, folks were talking about Humans-B-Gone and "why did they make the mantis sexy" and I came in like... my guys.
Sophodra's apparent sexyness is an act. She acts flirty because it makes her a more appealing spokesbug to her clients. Take away the act and she's basically a socially awkward autistic gremlin (/affectionate) whose special interest is vertebrates, especially humans.
Hence why someone opens their door when she's not expecting them to and you immediately see this:
Anyway thanks for coming to my TED Talk. Check out Humans-B-Gone on Youtube sometime, you won't regret it.
- Terry
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in 3x01 lip tells fiona mandy’s staying because terry’s been drinking a lot again (he drinks and mistakes me for mom) and i will never understand him that season because like… he was saving her from terry’s terrible abuse but then suddenly she becomes too clingy and annoying for him and he tells her to go home. HE TELLS HER TO GO HOME. TO HER RAPIST. HER FATHER WHO IMPREGNATED HER NOT EVEN A YEAR AGO. LIKE- HOLY FUCK.
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me: god the shitty anti-jgy takes in the mdzs fandom are just so rancid, nothing else could possibly be this bad--
literal aziraphale antis in the gomens fandom, who apparently???? exist?????: hold my fucking beer
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Ron: Terry, Jr., I'm in the middle of battle. I'm wondering what I should do?
Terry: Uh, probably die. Sounds like that’s something you would do.
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Nick- *sees Lincoln get shot by the FBI and drives away*
Lark- *gets slapped by Lincoln and somehow restrains himself from killing him*
Terry- *flat out just says "I don't like you" to Lincoln*
What I'm saying is the other DADDIES have an underground bunker where they talk shit about Grant's kid and they live in constant fear he'll find out and snipe them.
He knows. Their days are numbered.
That or Grant was just so obnoxious to be around when Lincoln was little and he wouldn't shut up about him and now all the other dads hate him by extension-
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I was talking to a guy who works at a local book store, and there is someone else in town who is also looking for Terry Pratchett books. Who also thinks it's fun to buy them at used book stores and not be notified if they come in.
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Wait wait: I also miss Ian Terry
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It’s so cute the Terry is such a lazy clutz, and he probably hates kids (only because he knows they come with responsibilities, he’s down to hang with them tho) but like, when a child in his vicinity wants comfort or to be held, they go right up into his arms.
And he keeps forgetting he’s the pupa specialist but like, he does take care of the pupa and knows what it’s wants and needs are. Enough so that he literally made an elaborate plan that requires constant communication and planning. Hours into perfecting this. Just to stay
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