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Lilo & Stitch is a great example of a story that has no villains. It has antagonists, sure, but most of them are well-meaning. The worst person in the film is that little shit Myrtle, but she’s not in the film that much anyway.

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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#talks #I wanna draw Harry eating a fucking fat juicy burger #I can’t get it out of my head and he makes it looks so gooood #just imagining him eat fries and finishing the burger #nothing was out of place and he knows he’s gonna go home and have a good day #imagine Peter b Parker eating the burger but it’s Harry du bois #he’s makes me want to eat a burger so badddd #this isn’t even a horny post #just eating with him would be so so so relaxing and food would taste even better #he gives out the biggest sigh of relief #and just a quick snack #I can imagine him being in a Wendy’s #(imagine the burger is good tho) #and he just orders a jr frosty and he’s so content #it doesn’t matter if he was eating alone or not #he’s locked in to the food #and he’s gonna remember that lunch for a while

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#talks #*draws Mario and Luigi and says they’re twinning forever #someone on the internet: THEY CANT BE TWINS LUIGI IS THE YOUNGER BROTHER #howled so hard the wolves came and killed me #but I’m back now #there’s something precious about the internet that you just can’t replace

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yknow what chilchuck deserved that sex ed talk maybe if someone told him about safe sex earlier he wouldn't of ended up divorced with 3 kids

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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Šemeš, Marc Burckhardt

#he’s stimming #I saw dogs bite their own tails and whole heartedly agreed

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i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

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It’s always a good time for some JanTom

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Barry is on watch

prev (i'll make those links more comfortable soon...) ((also the constant style change is so funny omg sry x) ))

sry for grammar mistakes