#Seriously why do they have so much in common

[qu1cks1lversb1tch]

Aw those best friend hcs were fun! Can you do everyone else at the hotel? Especially Vaggie?

A/N: I absolutely can! I'll make a part 3 or edit this one if I somehow forget someone (it could happen). This is quite the little grouping 🤣 I hope you like it!

Having them as best friend's part two:

Includes: Vaggie, Sir Pentious, Niffty, and Cherri Bomb.

Part One

Vaggie

Her deal is tough love.

As her best friend, you're used to being called an idiot half a dozen times a day.

You'll just be chilling after making some decision or saying something and she'll be like: "Not only are you blind, you're fucking stupid too!" But it wouldn't hold any malice

She's never really been one for gossip, but you can bet that she'll listen to how your day was.

Definitely the friend who would interrogate anyone you show interest in.

If someone says something out of line about you, she's putting them in their place before you can open your mouth to defend yourself.

Vaggie isn't very touchy, but she'll hug you sometimes. Especially if it was something like after the battle and she was just happy you were alive.

She's almost always there to ward off the bad.

Sleepovers! They're never her idea, but she can't say no when you give her those puppy dog eyes.

Really, she's always there for you, but with a sibling dynamic that makes some question if the two of you really tolerate each other at all. You do, but barely lmao.

Sir Pentious

He's a drama king. Sweet, but definitely dramatic.

100% the friend to hold your drink at a party. . . Because he's HOLDING EVERYONE'S DRINK!

If you had to go anywhere, he's sending the Egg Bois with you. They call you 'not master' and it's the cutest thing ever.

Sleepovers would be his idea, no doubt. An offer that couldn't be refused.

He calmly interrogates any potential suitors of yours, and if they seem fine, he might let them go on a date with you.

Will literally cry if you call someone else your best friend. Friend's are okay. But if you called Angel Dust or Charlie your best friend? Immediate tears. "But. . . I thought I wasss your besssst friend." Apologize, right now.

Gives you some new weaponized invention and your favorite Hellish sweet treat every year on your 'death day'. He takes it very seriously.

He's all for the tea, but only if there's 100% truth behind it. Like you witnessed the HOTTEST tea of the month and just went 'Sir P NEEDS to know'.

Everyone mistakes the calmness and caring nature of Sir Pentious as having feelings for you. Common misconception. That's just your slithery best friend.

Y'all take naps together at random because you can. And naps are life.

Niffty

You're almost as chaotic as she is, but you're better at hiding it. Sorry not sorry.

Because of her, everything you own is cleaner than when you got it and you found it disturbing at first, but eventually got used to it.

She climbs you like a tree and uses you to see better in large crowds.

She talks so fast half the time you could barely understand her until it clicked and you could reply.

She's very knife happy. Someone breaks your heart? "STAB! STAB! STAB!" Followed by maniacal giggles and her footsteps down the hall.

She tries new recipes and uses you as the taste tester to see if the others would enjoy it. The answer is usually yes.

Niffty is super blunt. She won't hold back a single thought, even if it could potentially hurt your feelings.

She rarely takes breaks, but when she does, her small frame is usually beside you, watching TV or relaying the latest drama she heard on the streets.

She's a good listener, but once again, she's also blunt.

Every picture of the two of you, she has that same far away look in her eye. Every. Single. One.

Cherri Bomb

She's a bad influence, that much is certain, but no amount of peer pressure could get you to do something you didn't want to do. That's why you're best friends.

She loves partying and dragging you out, but most nights, you stay in, which then in a way, forces her to stay in too.

"[Y/N/N], you bitch, why aren't you dressed? I thought we were going out tonight!" No. No you weren't.

She encourages you to step out of your comfort zone 24/7, because you're in Hell and it could only get so much worse.

She listens, but doesn't really pay attention all that much. There's almost always something else on her mind, but she makes it up to you somehow.

She'd probably push you down the stairs for fun if she felt like it.

Most likely to sing karaoke with you, absolutely plastered in a bar somewhere on the outskirts of the Pride Ring.

If you handed your cup to her to go to the bathroom, she'd probably misunderstand and drink it.

Glares at anyone who looks in your direction, purely because she doesn't trust very many at all.

Would reluctantly agree to a sleepover if you asked, just because you're her main bitch.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #vaggie #sir pentious #niffty #hazbin hotel imagine #egg bois #cherri hazbin hotel

[everydayarsonist]

If I had a nickel for every time I had a soft spot for an annoying blue bird that a lot of people in the fandom hate, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

#Deltarune #the legend of zelda #botw #berdly deltarune #revali botw #revali #berdly #Seriously why do they have so much in common #They’re annoying bastards with sympathetic characterization and motivations #And also like why are they both humanoid blue birds????? #i just want to cry #i just want them to be happy

[tearlessrain]

I've had anxiety pretty much all my life and having my fears/concerns brushed off is not a new thing for me and sometimes it's justified, but it is uniquely annoying in this case because I keep being right, repeatedly, throughout the pandemic, and people are still acting like I'm just being my panicky self and it's not as big a deal as I'm making it.

#for months my mom kept getting on my case about masking in the common areas of her complex #'everyone here is elderly they don't go out! why are you still wearing a mask here?' #and then suddenly what do you know two of her neighbors have covid and I was right #everyone: why are you still isolating and masking so much the pandemic is over! #me: it is not fucking over and it's gonna get worse again because of this #a couple months later: oh god there's a new variant that resists vaccines we couldn't possibly have predicted or prevented this #ironically I got covid somewhere highly improbable back in 2022 and it promptly made my anxiety like 5x worse so now I'm even more annoying #I also just kinda. got worse at spelling and keeping track of information #it's deeply frustrating but at least I never lost taste/smell and meds have helped with the anxiety so eh #still this could have been avoided if people would just take the goddamn thing seriously #and I'm gonna be salty about it for the rest of my life

[bumblingbabooshka]

Movik-Taar: Future proprietor of a very popular natural hot spring spa & inn on Vulcan. Husband of T’Meni-bu, Sek’s daughter. He’s self-conscious about his hair loss.

Movik is a braggart, a bit of a lia- exaggerator and a gigantic coward and T’Meni-bu knows that yet earnestly thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. I’d say she’s that ‘If I had a lame boyfriend-’ post but she genuinely doesn’t think he’s lame and would be defensive if you said he was. Sek thinks Movik is odious but tries to take solace in the fact that T’Meni finds him extremely pleasant. T’Meni and Movik were married before either of their pon farrs because T’Meni wanted to and both families saw no reason to delay if that was her wish. Movik wore a toupee to the wedding and was hesitant to take it off in front of her but when he did she just seemed weirdly charmed.  Movik has a Vulcan parental unit (mother, father) who sired him and another father who is Bolian. He has a Bolian younger sister who’s around elementary school aged.  He has a tendency to exaggerate his accomplishments but often quickly backpedals into the truth. He isn’t a malicious person and is actually a bit of a push over. Said he was going into Starfleet most of his life but when he was the age to apply he suddenly said he was going to take over his family’s inn instead.  T’Meni is very bad at doing actual work in the inn but very good at guest relations and trends which makes the inn even more popular. Movik showers her with attention and gifts so she’s perfectly content. Movik thinks she’s an extremely capable, intelligent person (an excellent match!!) and the two are absolutely insufferable together the way close couples are <3 

#T'Meni-bu is Sek's daughter and the 'bu' is a childish form of like 'junior' #It's like 'little T'Meni' #The conversation that was in my head when I came up with Movik-Taar was thus: #(all the furniture in a guest's room is gone for some reason) #Movik: Ah. I will ask my wife her opinion on the matter - she is quite sharp. (he goes to get her) #(T'Meni looks around the room very seriously) T'Meni:...Movik. This room has no furniture. #Movik: (nodding earnestly) That was my assessment as well. What do you think could have caused it? #T'Meni: (thinks) ....Perhaps someone has taken it. #Movik: (nodding - so proud) My thoughts exactly. But why? #T'Meni:...Perhaps someone had taken all the furniture in THEIR room. #Movik: (faintly alarmed) This cannot continue. If the trend continues along that vein there may be only one furnished room in the inn. #Guest: C a nyou two like...c all someone??? To help?? #T'Meni & Movik are both above all spoiled and very slightly stupid HEHEH don't have much common sense between them but they're harmless #literally every time they come across a ferengi they get scammed HEHHE #beas ocs #[REDACTED] family shenanigans #<- though this is a BIT of a time skip since T'Meni is a child in the 'canon' I draw most often #T'Meni: ANYONE can meet Ambassador Spock but to have met a relative of his coworker?? My husband is so perceptive....<3 #bea art tag #star trek #star trek ocs #Vulcan oc #star trek art

[jalapenobee]

look i've kept my mouth shut most of this time here but i'm getting real fucking tired of this shit that's been going around lately.

ai art generators scrape real, human creator's art and copy it down and call it original.

ai chats takes lines from human-made stories, usually fanfic, and claims it to use in an rp.

i don't care if you think it looks like real art because it's not. i don't care that it's 'cooler' to do roleplay with a robot than a human. it's the product of theft from creators who put feeling into their work and put it out into the world.

#'oh but ai is so much faster than waiting for someone' i dont care. learn to have some patience. #'oh but with ai i can find an exact picture i need' i dont care. learn to draw. #'oh but ai-' i dont fucking care. #im gonna say it okay. ai is fucking disgusting. #like are you serious? do people not from tumblr seriously not know all this? are you kidding me? #its so ingrained here that i think its common knowledge. WHY ISNT IT. #look ik i dont have real facts or anything but i AM very pissed off and just need to let out some steam. so i apologize. #what do i even tag this #art by bee #ig

[uncanny-tranny]

I don't necessarily see the whole "your actions are what define your sexuality, not your identity! If you say you're queer, your actions need to prove it!" as helpful to anybody at this point.

There are way too many examples I can include in this post as to why that exclusionist mindset is unhelpful and damaging to queer people, but I don't know if that's even helpful. I suppose that because I used to subscribe to this idea to an extent, it always felt like my queerness was a performance I did for others. I didn't feel fully in control of my decisions because I had to "prove my queerness." It's part of the reason my sexuality feels so complex now, perhaps; what performance am I listening to?

Queer actions can be part of your queer identity, but it isn't the only aspect of being queer. It isn't helpful to force people to have proof that they are "truly" gay/lesbian/bisexual/asexual/queer in general. How are you entitled to other peoples' queer identity?

#lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #queer #lgbt #lgbtq #i see this so much more in queer spaces and it's like... cishets already question our validity. why do you do the same? #i've dated men and women and it's felt like in some ways i had to preform queerness. i had to prove that i am correct in how i identify #because i wasn't believed. i was made to prove all my identities were right for me #this also happens in trans spaces too... #...where you have to preform transness in some way (this was really common in transmedical spaces i will admit) #(i don't take acephobes seriously but i have seen this line of thinking even from ace-friendly people) #<- previous tag was because i said that i saw an acephobe who was saying the 'prove your identity through actions' and tumblr fucked it up #thanks for being so reliable tumblr! /s

[jackdaw-and-hattrick]

If you were to tell me about Jason and Damien’s backstories/personalities and then told me they weren’t each other’s favorite siblings let alone that they don’t even like each other most of the time I would riot. I might just anyway.

#jason todd #damien wayne #dc #seriously what is wrong with people #they have so much common ground but apparently they? hate? each other? #why on earth is this murder child not riding on this murder teen’s shoulders while they do unadvisable things™️ #like if there where ever two siblings who Got each other

[ghostlysoupcan]

i dont get how some people especially neurodivergent people can look at people with personality disorders and be utterly ableist and sanist against them when 9/10 you have more in common with a pwASPD or NPD than you do a neurotypical just based on the fact that mental illness is literally buy one get twelve free in some cases

#like i have adhd. im autistic. aro. schizophrenic/psychotic in some way do you REALLY think id be on the side of a so called empath #the second i even breathe about not feeling a 'human' emotion theyd have me put away thinking apathy would turn me into a serial killer #i have way more in common with cluster B disorders than i ever will with the empaths that claim to be ~*mental health activists*~ #at least they claim to be mental health activists until its too messy or complicated and then out comes the slurs and bigotry #like id much rather hang out with a person who doesnt think thought crimes are real and that thinking abt the odd homicidal thought #makes you a twisted fucking cycle path or whatever #maybe its the aro in me and the similar experiences of seeing how bad we are dehumanized for some of us not feeling love #but it rankles like nothing else and if you do this please. reconsider and ask yourself why #if you create a stigma around the 'scary' disorders then how the hell is anyone meant to get help. feeling safe enough to get help. #cause these disorders are caused by abuse and if you really wanted people with a pd to get help you probably shouldnt make it harder. #and if we're going by therapy rules you cant armchair diagnose someone else anyways #sometimes an asshole is Just an asshole #long ass rant but seriously the amt of shit i see makes me so upset because like if someone does that to someone with scary disorders #how long is it gonna be till they start going after autism or adhd for similar traits. its already happened in some empath circles. #just ask yourself that because there is a lot more mental health overlap than you think #it already happens in most empath spaces #You cannot and i mean cannot decide if someone has bad intentions for you based on vibes. #you have to learn to trust people and if they break that trust they arent automatically a narc #just an asshole #and people hardly go around calling people a hyperactive abuser ghoul for them having adhd or being suspected of it

[semiotomatics]

#this has been an original post #my pollies #pain poll #trying to prove a point to my idiot brain #me: man idk why i have insomnia #also me: god im in so much pain constant pain debilitating pain please make it stop pLEASE #trying to ignore the throbbing twitching cramping pain in my feet (which havent had to bear weight in almost 12 hours now) and sleep #i hate *waking up* with sore feet #i hate how my mum so casually mentioned that she just straight up doesnt get sore feet #like. its not her fault obvs #but it was a reminder that This Is Not Normal #i also paradoxically hate how normalized having sore feet is #bc its such a common thing for ppl to complain abt (esp those who work retail/have to be on their feet a lot) #which minimizes the pain #when i say i have sore feet i mean i would rather starve (and often do) than stand to get food #i mean i sometimes crawl to the bathroom so i dont have to stand #i mean i have fantasies about amputating my feet #i dissociate on the walk home to numb the pain #sometimes i burst into tears when i do get home bc i just cant hold it in anymore #seriously considering calling in sick today JUST bc of my feet #but ofc its clearly my fault for being so fat and lazy!! #now im gonna be sleep deprived at work AND in excruciating pain :) #hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this body want a new body want to leave this body #anyway participate in my fun poll pls :) :) :)

[todayisafridaynight]

INCREDIBLY FUNNY that I refused to settle for just saying "bread" but yes it was those! So in that sense, the lavish bread physics are integral to conveying how important the little things were in getting him through prison. Still, for the sake of the drip…...... perhaps sacrifices are needed...

But yeah, I'm thrilled you noticed those things about the evolution of Jo's design, too! It's super interesting to think about in terms of storytelling, I don't think you're inarticulate in saying that at all. Speaking of, I also just look up "holder" to find prev asks at this point lol

Jo and Ichi's dynamic is also a major topic of interest for me (as we've seen). I think a lot of what's going on with them is definitely some variation of "old habits die hard." That's natural when you form that kind of uneasy coexistence. But like you mentioned, it's also telling that Jo picked up the nickname in the first place, because I went back through the entire script, and it really is the case that only Arakawa, Masato, Jo, and the people who raised Ichi call him that. It's reserved for his family.

I think this line about Aoki (that I completely forgot about before looking at the script again lol) may also shed some light: "A long time ago, I knew him as the young master. He knew me as Ichi." Because they all do that, don't they? Ichi still says Captain, Boss, and Young Master, Jo still says Boss, Ichi, and Young Master, Aoki still says Dad and Ichi.

Even though on paper these relationships should've dissolved with Ichi being expelled, Masato becoming Aoki, and Jo taking over as second patriarch, to one another, they're all still who they used to be. And as an aspect of how they communicate, the "learned language" that forms in families, it stands out when they're all on the same page with the terms they choose to use.

This line from Ichi also stood out to me: "But my aniki taught me different. He said whoever makes the first move is the victor. The guy with steel balls wins." Like, that's clearly Jo, right? For one thing, the "flavor" of aniki is different from Captain, of course--one is directly an appointed post, and one is more open to interpretation--but it also clearly shows that Jo's imparted his "philosophy" to Ichi in some ways.

I think, to a degree, it's one of those holdovers from RGGO that wasn't fully implemented. Because they're more or less the same in RGGO in this regard, but RGGJo does outright say it makes him weirdly happy that Ichi still calls him Captain, so that's a clearer indicator and makes the idea feel more "complete."

With what I said before about their "learned language," too, the Arakawa Family has this way of saying goodbye that's specific to them, and I really miss it in Y7. It is referenced briefly, but it's not a "thing" like it was in RGGO. It's kinda like how The Gang in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia greet each other with "Hey-ohhh!" LMAO idk but. I Enjoy. But that's also why it stood out to me that LaD8Jo greets Ichi the same way as Y7Jo and RGGJo.

ALSO that is so sick the author of Soliloquy saw your art…… incredible……….. + as an aside since I was reminded, it's very true that sometimes people seem to "fill in the blanks" with tropes, and my favorite is honestly when it's both funny and offensive. There was this whole "phase" (and to everyone's credit it was short-lived) of playing Mine up like this Huge Misogynist because he's not attracted to women, and it's WILD to recognize that he's gay but still pull up homophobic tropes for funsies.

Like I was mad at the time mostly on account of the mischaracterization (because come on, even if you've only seen Y3, he is still uncharacteristically soft with Katase… not that he wasn't INSANE for The Slap, but it also wasn't at all rooted in the same things as say, Nishiki slapping Reina might've been.) But it was funny. Perhaps not in the way it was intended to be, but it was funny. And, you know, that's why I'm happy to stay in my own little corner as well.

You coulda just said bread it's ok 😭 I WAS right though it WAS a carb......

On the subject of language though, it's def something I picked up on (if my last ask wasn't any indication lmao)! It's a real neat detail and something I think helps push that 'family' theme Y7 has going on (or at the very least demonstrates how despite the times changing, they still have those bonds with each other whether they acknowledge it or not), it definitely being a case of picking up a habit/term from family.

About tropes in fan works though, I can't act like I'm guiltless of it LMAO so I don't have too strong of a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing it (and I can't lie, sometimes I do find playing into the trope funny if it's at least based on something from the text and it's just exaggerated For The Bit yeah). However I do think the strangest thing was linking misogyny and Mine (I made a post rambling about it but deleted it like. .3 seconds later) because nothing he does in either Y3 nor RGGO is explicitly misogynistic? In the slightest? And as we talked about before he's considerably pretty respectful towards women? Again, he surely did slap a little girl, but it wasn't because she was a girl you know (still cringe to do but if we're gonna talk about it let's do it right please and thank you). As you say though, pushing that trope onto Mine just feels like perpetuating the harmful stereotype that gay men hate women, and in cases like that then I can't really take the piss out of it without having a weird taste in my mouth.

#long post #snap cahts #on the note about language though..... you just reminded me that i wanted to make fun of jo for his particular usage of 'balls' ☠️☠️ #like first time i was like fine. yk it's a common saying but then second time i was just Alright I Got It Champ Balls Are Crazy #and if jo really WAS the one to say that to ichi then like.. my guy.. three times is no longer a coincidence.. whole lotta talk bout balls. #in all seriousness though that much repetition from jo really does help confirm that the quote ichi says /is/ from him #and helps validate that bond they had. because sure jo's an asshole but it's clear ichi still took his words to heart #in that respect. i like that jo has a favorite term- its pretty human i guess you can say #cause yk we all have certain phrases or words we like to particularly use so its sweet to see that. in the funniest way possible but still #SORRY im five i still laugh at dick jokes anyways #NO NOT TO GET CONTROVERSIAL BUT ABOUT NISHIKI SLAPPING REINA i see so few people talk about it #and if they do they try to make reina seem like the villain and that nishiki was faultless for hitting her... like what... #i mean reina wasn't being nice in that scene but she was also upset about losing people she loved too.. #like yeah nishiki hitting reina is diff from mine hitting haruka- both dick actions but def diff #hitting a kid after you talk bout bulldozing their home and then they Rightfully hit you for it yk. cringe. get it together she's 13 ☠️ #threw hands with a 13 y/o moment... actual mustache-twirling-evil shit LMAO #with nishiki it's like. my man that's your friend... you guys are going through shit together why are you getting mad at her.. #we get it youre insecure but dont take that out on your friend bro she's distraught too #im gona ruffle SOMEONS feathers with them tags i just know it.... oh well #point is. dont hit kids dont hit your friends and dont hit women. unless it's consensual then by all means go WWE on each other

[theoestofocs]

reading a truly excellent fic from a small fandom, that hasn't been updated in ages despite the author promising an epilogue: ah fair enough, hope everything's okay, I'll hit "subscribe" just in case bc i loved what they wrote so i'll comment that i liked it

scrolling absently up through the other 5+ comments and abruptly stumbling on a breathtakingly bad faith criticism of -problematic- elements that weren't even present in the fic:

#id in alt text #linden's originals #seriously y'all never comment ur negative analyses of an author's thematic choices #especially if they're all stuff that's clearly tagged & in the content summary?? this is free entertainment & fully informed consumption #even if u have something to criticize about their word choice or sth - like if the author uses an outdated term or sth #& u genuinely have reason to think they'll appreciate being informed of their mistake. like. you still also tell them the stuff u liked. #u don't leave a comment just to tell an author whose personal stories (stories they chose to *archive* which u may read #but which are written first and foremost for the author's enjoyment! that's what the ''archive'' part means! it's someone else's journal!) #to tell them they Messed Up! #tell them what turns of phrase u liked! tell them why ur glad u got the chance to read the work! they do not owe u a story u like! #and leaving a negative comment (even a well-intentioned one) can wreck an artist's motivation to continue creating a work #(i know if i got a comment like this - however well-intentioned - i'd probably have deleted the entire work & also cried #not bc it was particularly unkind it's just. unsolicited yk? & criticism of something so intensely personal. art created by & for you.) #like. a lot of fic is written by neurodivergents too. it's more relevant than the average situation to remember that an author might be #''disproportionately'' harmed by negative feedback. RSD; emotional dysregulation; stuff that makes emotions so much stronger #& more capable of lasting harm #anyway. i guess this is a #vent post #i know ''flames'' were a common issue in fandom before my time but i get the feeling a lot of that was bc #online fandom had a much higher proportion of teenagers shaping the culture. as we get older i think we get a better sense of ourselves #& better at understanding & respecting each other's boundaries. & rights #kids in fandom learn from adults just like everywhere else. be kind is i guess what i'm saying #never cause more harm than you need to. not when you can just walk away and leave no one the worse. just - be kind #and for the love of tillie mayard don't tell people what u think is Problematic about their literal fanfics #even if ur right & not fantastically misreading something to the point of seeming intentional. like. just don't #anyway. this has been #linden in the tags

[chryzure-archive]

once again, i am irritated over the fact that we took the “one true love for jacks” thing literally. i think it would’ve been such a fun idea to explore that the “one true love” myth actually translating to “tempting jacks to truly fall in love is extremely, extremely rare”—because it would be! he’s the prince of hearts, so why would he want to love in any other way but the fate way? and it’s fun watching girls die after they kiss him. he loves tormenting people.

that’s why i never interpreted tellajacks as “he’s found her one true love and that’s why she doesn’t die to his kiss”, but instead interpreted it as “he started to genuinely fall in love with tella, at which point his kiss curse stopped working + he didn’t know how to process that”. if he had fallen in love with anybody else in a true, normal kind of way, the same thing would’ve happened with them.

but the fact that we made the one true love kiss myth, like, true to the letter, i feel we lost a dimension to jacks’s character. he also believed in finding that One True Love, and… there’s no other nuance to it. we make him less cruel because of it. it humanizes him in a boring way. BEFORE, with the way that i interpreted it, it still emphasized that jacks was a cruel fate, even though he started to fall in love like a mortal. he was still tormenting tella, because (i thought, apparently incorrectly) he didn’t really NEED that true love. he wanted to remain immortal. if he cared enough, he’d find another true love (because THERE DOESNT NEED TO BE “ONE TRUE LOVE”…. there are always multiple people you can find love with!!!) and become mortal with them.

but nah. “one true love”. okay. boring. hate that for his character. whatever.

#memorie.txt #like????????? yo?????????????? it cheapens his character so much #esp since in the new series he’s like ‘i also thought tella was my true love :(((‘ ?!! #i was like ‘wait… seriously??? i thought you didn’t believe in that myth’ #since jacks frequently will counteract common myths abt fates #i thought that was one of them! like a story that distorted over time because of the way ppl told it! #but no… it’s literal……. which a) weakens the world building (in what world do we have an agreed-upon version of a myth?) and b) as #aforementioned—WE WEAKEN JACKS’S CHARACTER AND HIS AGENCY OVER WHO HE CHOOSES TO FALL IN LOVE WITH #i WANT to see jacks choose to fall in love!! i want to see him choose mortality!!! i don’t want to see him dictate his life by this stupid #myth—that honestly shouldn’t be the reason behind his choices #also……… why does he make any of his decisions actually??? this is an unrelated topic #but i feel he makes a lot of decisions and schemes around… literally nothing. #why does he do anything? for the kicks? i mean blah blah blah whatever i like making fun of him and his silly choices #but this is a weak point of stephanie’s character building

[lumidark166]

Yknow if qsmp decide to put indo ccs on the server and got them an Egg imagine their name can be indo food lol

#i am just delulu #kindly waiting when qsmp put my beloved ccs #even though it's would be impossible #when i said impossible i think of the fanbase can be mixed feelings cause i know mcytindo fanbase sometimes exaggerated of stuff #Like the fanbase is full of kids that not have control of themselves on internet #more chance you meet their fans is homophobic cause most indo are just homophobic in gen and will gatekeep their ccs cause like i said #like i said they said they exaggerated stuff so much while i am indo qsmp fan suffering cause i just want them to meet #hoping if they got in #the mcytindo fanbase behaviour can better after so long interact with qsmp fans but maybe i just delulu again atp #why? mcytindo fanbase have a habit of shipping their ccs without their consents #a lot of them do this cause in indo tradition(? or cultures idk its kinda indo thing) there something call 'cie cie' #is where ppl saying 'cie cie' to someone hanging out with a boy #thinking they are in romantic relationship #i hate this shit a lot that I can't interact with my boys classmates normally #i know it's supposed for teasing someone but most of the time people that teasing someone this is random ppl that don't know you personally #and i hate it #if it my friends that known me do this thing #i think i wouldn't mind it too much unless i said it to them i don't like the joke #unfortunately with indo ppl usually think joke is just a joke so they never gonna take it seriously when someone ask to stop 'cie cie' joke #unless someone with common sense does #qsmp #discourse #is it a discourse? but i tag it cause it's kinda neg #lumi rambles #i rambles way too hard this time on the tag #how do i know the mcytindo fanbase this toxic? i suffered in there for long time and drop it cause it's felt like i am babysitting some #stubborn kids

[yanderenightmare]

TW: yandere, noncon, size/strength difference

gn reader

Thinking about breaking things off with your fuck friend 'cause you feel he's been catching feelings you have no intention of pitching...

“Why.” He asked, and the cross you’d made on your fingers in a wish to avoid the entire conversation untangled with a sigh.

“Please, don’t act dumb.” You groaned, exasperated and slightly irked. “You know why….” 

“No. Tell me.” He argued, and you sighed again in regret of your own common decency – wishing you’d taken the entire break-off over text instead, or at the very least taken the time to think about what you would say or do if and when he got this way. 

“You...”

You hesitated, taking a second to decide whether or not you really ought to voice it out loud – not because you had any doubts of it being true – but because the man in front of you was still very much a large brawny beefcake with temper issues no matter your sneaking suspicion that he saw you as something more than just a fuck friend.

“You’re getting too...” You continued, still scrambling for better words. Coming up short. “Clingy.”

He paused, his expression going from searching to a mix of offended and scrutinous.

“Clingy?” He repeated, forced disbelief a present factor in his tone. “If I remember correctly, you’re the one who clings to me- screaming my name- begging me to cum inside you and-”

You cut his rant off with yet another sigh accompanied by a shake of your head. “That’s not what I mean by clingy. I’m sorry, I should have said emotional, and your comment just proved that.”

You folded your arms across your chest, watching him reel.

“Anyway, it doesn’t really matter. We’re done.” 

You left him on the sofa to go put your shoes back on – admonishing yourself for coming inside in the first place when you could have just as quickly done this on the doorstep and walked away.

“You're not going anywhere until we talk this through.” He followed, his stronger hand latching onto your upper arm in a grip that was unnecessarily harsh.

You didn’t really mind, though – it was his lack of charm that had charmed you to begin with – you only wished he’d remained that same savage he was and not gone all lovey-dovey soft on you.

“There's nothing to discuss.” You felt as though you were repeating yourself, getting more annoyed by the fact. “It was fun; now it isn't.” You underlined, looking back into his eyes, cringing when seeing the gloss of something that you really hoped wouldn’t amount to tears while you were still there.

“I'm gonna need more than that.” He said, the grip on your arm still kept firm with no inclination of letting up.

You didn’t really want things to get more awkward by asking him to let you go – feeling as though maintaining the position of strength was important so he not mistake your resolution.

He had a nasty habit of never taking you seriously.

“You’re being childish.” You stated.

“Childish?!”

His grip tightened with his outburst, and you’d be lying if you said it didn’t have your heart jump to your throat.

"Let go of me." Your voice had significantly diminished.

"You think you can tease me like this and then tell me to piss off?” He seethed, your arm aching in the bruising grip he had on it as he pulled you close until your face was an inch from his. “Think again."

Your breath thinned under his glare, and you felt nearly too stiff to do anything except stare back up at him in wait.

“Calm down.” You tried, but it seemed choice words were too little too late to save you.

“I am calm.” He hissed back into your face before pulling you back to the sofa.

Throwing you down on your back – you didn’t even have the time to gasp before he was on top of you.

“Get off me-” You whined, your hands shooting forth – trying with all your might to heave him off, but ultimately amounting to nothing more than a slight annoyance to the much larger man on top.

“It's all about sex with you, right? You want to have fun, right?” He said in a craze, and you cringed while he leaned down to graze your chest with chin-stubble and lips, whispering at your peachfuzz until goosebumps rose. “So let's have some fun.”

“Stop it – I said I don't want to anymore – I’m being serious.” You tried, once again – appealing to his reason.

But it would seem he was beyond reason…

“Oh? You're being serious?” He mocked with a sneer and a laugh. “You don't look it. If you want me to stop so badly, then stop me. Come on~ try a little harder. Show me how serious you are.”

You’re not sure why you took him up on the challenge, as you’d long known of your differences in build – how you posed as much of a threat as a bug in a mason jar...

But even a bug will try to escape still after the lid has been sealed.

“Come on~ you're not even trying~” He grossly crooned, smiling at your pitiful attempt at twisting him off with the useless help of your silly hands – how your much smaller body writhed beneath his weight and tried wriggling free.

Laughing dryly, he took your hands by the wrists and pinned them to the cushion beneath you. Sagging over you, his breath fanned your lips.

“What was I to you, huh?” He asked in a murmur, his face blank but his eyes swirling. “Just a toy?”

You were afraid to breathe, only keeping your gaze terror-wide of what he might do – still grasping to fathom how he’d even felt possessed enough to do this much – confused as to how you’d missed the signs while having not a single clue what more he was capable of.

“Guess now you're my toy, huh...” He muttered coldly.

And you just couldn’t help the whimper that it tore from you – finally understanding exactly what position you were in.

The disorienting knowing of what was soon to happen dawned on you mercilessly – and you completely broke under the hefty weight it had. 

“Oh? You’ gonna cry now?” He scoffed before hissing. “That's cute, seeing as I’m the one who’s had his heart stepped on.”

“S-stop it, get off me-” You cried, whole body shaking where you squirmed to no use nor end.

“Not so cold-hearted now, are yah, fuckin' bitch?” Was all he had to say while leaning into where thick streams of tears rapidly ran down your cheeks in stingy streaks. “You scared?” He whispered in licks at your ear. “Gonna start begging, hm?”

You only shook – eyes squeezed tightly to a close.

“Nah…” His tone scraped, similar to how the shaven stubble on his chin scratched lightly against your neck as he started placing small kisses there despite your whines. “'Cause you want this too. I know you do.” He insisted. “You're just scared I'll break your little heart at some point.”

You’re breath hitched as his hands parted with its twin – leaving it to keep your wrists pinned by itself as the other one traveled down between your bodies to undo your zipper.

You wanted to say something, but you were too scared to – listening to him and his lovesick speech – full of so many things you feared could trigger much sicker things.

“But I promise you that no one’s heart is gonna break here.” He vowed, still with his lips pressed wetly against your throat. “Not yours or mine.”

BNHA – Bakugou, Shinso, Kirishima

JJK – Sukuna, Gojo

HQ – Kageyama, Kuro, Oikawa, Sakusa, Miya twins

BLLK – Reo, Isagi

AOT – Eren

#yandere x reader #yandere #yandere x you #yandere imagines #yandere smut #yancore #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen #yandere jujutsu kaisen #yandere jjk #jjk smut #bnha smut #yandere bnha #mha smut #my hero smut #yandere csm #yandere aot

[here-lies-they-ran-outta-luck]

Prettiest Witch at Hogwarts (Theodore Nott x fem!reader)

Warnings: small italian!thoe, friends to lovers, comfort, angst, cussing, flirting, bad writing

a/n- this was not a request, but I did have a really good time writing it! I love this fic so much for no reason

word count- 847

“You, my dear, are the prettiest girl I have ever met,” Pansy said, dropping her voice an octave, reenacting what a boy had done to you today in an attempt to woo you. Her hand brushing your cheek the same way the boy had attempted to do makes you burst out in a loud laughter, causing the rest of the group to follow along.

“The poor bloke! Did he seriously think that would work?” Mattheo cackles, wiping a tear from his eye.

“I swear, I can never get a break! You four are the only boys that don’t chase after me!” You sigh, leaning back into the cushion of the couch, unbeknownst to you Pansy sends Theo a small smirk with raised eyebrows. Pansy was the only person that knew about your mild crush on Theodore Nott, your best friend. Pansy and Mattheo both knew that Theo has been in love with you for years. To everyone though, it was obvious that the lingering glances meant more than friends to the both of you.

The group decided to spend the rest of the night making fun of all of the boys that have tried to get with you since your growth spurt in 4th year.

“You’re gonna let me take you out to Hogsmeade, right?” Adriand Pucy, a boy you have rejected over and over since day one, asks you, leaning up against the exit of the Slytherin common room.

“Haven’t I told you no already today?” You reply, stopping and looking up at him with disgust present on your face.

“I know you don’t have a date, so why don’t you just give me a chance, let me take you out,” The boy says, pushing off of the wall in what was supposed to look attractive, ultimately failing in the end though.

“Who told you she doesn’t have a date? Come on bella, lets go,” Theo says, slinging his arm around your shoulders, pulling you closer into him, engulfing you in the smell of his expensive-smelling cologne.

“Out of all the boys she could choose you really think she’d pick you? You wouldn’t even be on her top ten,” Pucy says, glaring at the taller boy.

“Merlin Pucy, have some self respect! If you ever thought you had a chance with me you certainly have less of one than before,” you say, giving him the dirtiest look you could possibly muster, and pulling Theo away from him and towards your dorm.

You knew Theo almost better than you knew yourself. Even though Theo was the most handsome boy in the school and had his fair share of women, you knew that the mean words Pucy had said would get to him atelast a little bit. He was a Slytherin, but deep down he was still the sensitive boy you’d known for years.

“Are you alright, Theo?” You ask, sitting on your bed and scooting over so he could have room.

“I should be the one asking you that,” He replied with a sad smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes.

“You know that Pucy is just an asshole right? You would definitely be in at least my top 3,” You say after a couple of seconds, attempting to lighten the mood and make him feel better. 

“You don’t have to lie to make me feel better,” He says, looking at you with his sad blue eyes.

“Theo, I’m not lying,” You answer, scooting towards him to show your sincereness.

“Did one of them tell you?” He says, hurt filling his eyes and his body language rigid.

“Did who tell me what?” You ask, putting a hand on his back to comfort him, his posture relaxing a little.

Theo looks up at you, his eyes softening a little, “You’re so amazing,” He says softly after a couple of seconds of looking at you.

“Oh come on Theo,” You say, blushing slightly, looking up at him through your eyelashes.

“It’s true. You’re so beautiful,” He says, putting some hair behind your ear, and giving you a smile, showing you his beautifully crooked teeth.

“And you are a flirt. To think you’d never chase after me,” You say, giving him the same smile.

“Would I- um, would I really be in the top three guys?” He asks, looking at you with a serious expression.

“I would date you before I even gave another guy even a look,” You reply, giving him a soft look.

“Are you sure about that though? You know I’m kind of a mess up,” He says, looking away from you.

“It means more to me that you think that I’m amazing and beautiful. I don’t think I would even be able to explain to you how it makes me feel when you call me by your stupid Italian nicknames,” You reply, waiting for an answer. You don’t wait long and you don’t get a verbal response. Theo pulls you in and gives you a soft kiss on your lips. It’s not how he kisses girls at parties, it’s soft and full of love and adoration.

#slytherin boys #theodore nott x reader #theodore nott x you #theo nott x reader #theodore nott smut #theodore nott imagine #theodore nott x y/n #theodore nott #theo nott #lorenzo zurzolo

[ankylosaurusthesaurus]

thanzag brainrot thanzag brainrot thanzag brainrot i havent even given thanatos ambrosia yet but im like so close literally all i need is ambrosia but oh my god thanzag brainrot not even thanzag brainrot it’s just hades brainrot i love hades it’s my favorite game it’s so good but im literally so busy rn like i do not have the time to get really distracted and absorbed into a video game like i need to finish my college apps but my brain just wants me to play hades and do nothing else

#honestly what if i took a gap year to finish hades #what would anyone do #like... straight up considering a gap year #not seriously of course but !! #it's so bad too i have so many essays i need to finish #grrrr #i hate college apps so much like literally just accept me im super cool #I HATE SUPPLEMENTAL ESSAYS WHY ISNT MY OVERALL COMMON APP PERSONAL STATEMENT ONE ENOUGH #bro bryn mawr has like three entire supplemental essays like dude i do not have the time #i want to go to your school why should i have to write about it