#Sam recorded it

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny: sticking snacks in the wall

Jazz: “Nuh-uh. You are not putting that in the wall.”

Danny: What?

Jazz: Your snack. Eat it now or seal it up and decontaminate it.

Danny: I want to save it for later. It’ll be a midnight snack.

Jazz: That’s fine. Just not in the wall, and it needs to be decontaminated first.

Danny: Why?

Jazz: Out of sight out of mind. Do you remember what happened the last time you put one of those in the wall?

Danny: What? Pssh. N-no. No I don’t remember anything. Nothing happened a-and I got to eat yummy snacks.

Jazz: Oh really? You don’t remember? Let me refresh it for you. Your snack became sentient, tore a hole through the drywall, and started attacking us. At 2am. We lost our security deposit.

Danny: The landlord couldn’t prove anything! They didn’t even show up on the security cameras!

Jazz: pointed look

Danny: sigh Fine. I’m hungry now anyway.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #jazz fenton #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dc x dp au #jasmine fenton #dp crossovers #he likes his snacks your honor #except instead of being the snack that smiles back his become the snack that fights back #goldfish #Danny definitely sang the song and did finger guns at the end while trying to catch them all #he also sang the Pokémon song #Sam recorded it #Tucker has it as his ringtone #jazz also has it as her ringtone but she keeps her phone on vibrate #she just doesn’t want to lose the security deposit again

[aq2003]

sam and brennan’s greatest weaknesses (respectively)

(transcript under the cut)

[transcript:

Clip 1:

Elaine: It’s possible this is my new favorite bird!

Sam: I agree. Before, my favorite birds were... [pauses]

Elaine: What?

Sam: Fuck me.

Elaine: [Laughs]

Sam: Um, bluejay. A robin. A cardinal. A flamingo... [pauses] Dinosaurs were technically birds. A pterodactyl—

Brennan: Sorry, dinosaurs were technically birds?!

Sam: I was just listening to an NPR story about this, Brennan.

Brennan: I believe that you mean birds were technically dinosaurs. Not all dinosaurs, were birds!

Elaine: He has a point.

Sam: Oh god in heaven, I don’t know if I know five more birds.

Clip 2:

Carolyn: Woody Harrelson has the vibe of someone who should have been cancelled years ago, but remains one of the rare celebrities loved by both sides of the political aisle, like Dolly Parton, The Rock, and... Kid Rock.

Brennan: That’s the opposite of these five celebrities that both the left and the right hate... Honestly, just like a list of five celebrities would be enough to really... [sigh] oh god, who’s famous? Um...

Sam: Who’s famous?

Carolyn: [Laughs]

Sam: This is like me with the birds.

Brennan: Oh, god, let’s switch. Let Sam name five famous people and I’ll name five birds. I’ll name a hundred birds!

Sam: Nobody wants your birds, Brennan!

Brennan: PLEASEEEEEEE

[/end transcript]

#wrote a transcript because i cant screen record w subtitles bc it covers up the prompter text they read from </3 #sam reich #brennan lee mulligan #dropout tv #no laugh newsroom #mt

[statementends]

Do you think the tape recorders will follow them home and Alice will put googly eyes on it and she'll treat it as a pet which is really all we ever wanted?

#tmagp spoilers #tmagp #the Magnus protocol #she'll scold sam for somehow spoiling the tape recorder i can see it now

[james-spooky]

we won but at what cost (the implications!!! 😟)

#tmagp podcast #tmagp spoilers #tmagp shitpost #tmagp 10 #tmagp alice #tmagp sam #the magnus institute #tape recorders #the magnus protocol

[ryutarotakedown]

alice… alice alice alicOkay let me get my thoughts in order

the way sam knows to go to her. celia couldn't find any more clues and he said he'd probably give up and take alice's advice to leave it alone, but then he goes to the one person who said to leave it alone and asks her to go with him. and he knows, right? he has to know that she would say yes, right?

and like. teddy implies she still has a bit of a crush on him and she jokingly threatens to throw him in the thames for it. (alice has friends. teddy and colin both get along with her well. how come in the first episode she sounded so unconvincing when teddy said they would stay in touch? what was up with that, alice?) it's not that sam is the one person her social life revolves around; far from it, actually. and we know she is level-headed we know she knows enough to stay away from the "magnus protocol" and the institute ruins. she still agrees to go with him.

she knows the danger, and yet—i don't know. i'm biased towards her being protective because [waves at other posts i have made on this subject] but it's just. she's so loyal. sam must have dragged her into so many other midnight adventures out of curiosity. she must have gone along on every one.

we used to be

#AUGH. #im not a super shippy person for the record i dont think sam likes her back at this point #this isn't about that this is about Alice Dyer Who I Need To Dissect Immediately #alice dyer #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers

[essektheylyss]

If this back door to Ruidus is accessible from Exandria, between Wild Shape and Wind Walk you could literally get an entire Ashari army onto the moon right now. You could destroy the bridge while it happened as a distraction ALONE.

This is literally game changing for everyone trying to fight the Vanguard and they would never know what hit them.

#cr spoilers #critical role #also for the record any time I use the phrase 'game changing' I do hear sam reich going 'get ready for a GAME CHANGER' #it's a disease

[starry-bi-sky]

Danyal Al Ghul: Incorrect Quotes and Miscellaneous Thoughts

Incorrect quotes-style snippets specifically for my danyal al ghul au here (which i really need to come up with a unique au name for atp). Because I thought it'd be funny. And also some miscellaneous headcanons thrown into the mix. Some context for the au: - Danyal is 5 years older than Damian (so 10 and 15) - Danny faked his death when he was 10. Talia knows and helped him with it. - Jazz, Sam, and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin.

-------- Snippet 1

Danny, dryly tapping his temple: I have, as the Americans say, irreparable psychological damage, right here.

Jazz, an older sibling first and foremost: well, it's good that you're self-aware.

-------- Snippet 2

Danny, aged 10, in the American foster planning to just age out of the system: *emanating Bad Vibes. Pure, Little Orphan Tom Riddle Energy*

Jazz, aged 12, coming in to adopt a new sibling with her parents: Him. This is my brother now :)

Danny: ...what

--------

Lilo and Stitch is Danny's favorite Disney movie. He watched it when he was 11 with Jazz when she was attempting to connect with him, and by this point Danny was becoming receptive to her efforts. They had a movie marathon in the living room one night.

Safe to say? It resonated with his little 11 year old heart strongly, and he related very strongly with both Nani and Stitch. He got unexpectedly emotional and hid in his room for the rest of the night. Jazz felt really bad, but it had the intended (but kinda unexpected) effect of him trying to be nicer to her afterwards.

-------- Snippet 3

Dash, aged 12, causing trouble again and getting intercepted by Danny: *scaling up a desk* AHHHHH! GET YOUR LITTLE FREAK, FOLEY!

Tucker: Hey! Danny is not a freak!

Dash: GET HIM TO BACK OFF

Tucker, was the kid Dash was messing with: ....whats in it for me

-------- Snippet 4

Danny, saying some questionably immoral shit: What. Why are you looking at me like that.

Tucker: Bro. I mean this as kindly as possible; what the fuck?

Sam: yeah, I'm with Tuck on this one.

-------- Snippet 5

Danny, ranting about Vlad: if it weren't for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered him

Sam, painting his nails black: I'm pretty sure you'd slaughter him regardless of the laws of the land -- and quit moving, you're gonna mess me up.

Tucker: we've literally seen you debate yourself about this, Dan

Danny: ...you are correct, but it is the principle of things.

-------- Snippet 6

Vlad: I have experience my child, and the money and power attained through using those powers for personal gain, you say. I could train you, teach you everything I know! And all you have to do is renounce that idiot adoptive father of yours.

Danny, was already contemplating committing a Violence: ....

Danny, internally: I'm going to stab him *turns into Phantom*

--------

Funny contrast I realized between Danyal and Vlad that iirc I haven't pointed out yet is that imo, Danyal doesn't rely on his powers nearly half as much as canon Danny does. He falls back instinctually on his League training, and thus sometimes forgets to use his powers in battle. This was prevalent especially early on when he was still getting used to the whole 'halfa' thing.

He incorporates them more often after a year, but still for the most part relies on his own physical hand-to-hand combat. He trusts those skills much more than he does his powers. I'm not sure where he is on a technical level compared to canon, but just to stay safe I'll say he's similar in power skill as canon Danny. Perhaps a little more finessed than him because his League training would probably have him trying to figure out his powers as soon as possible.

But in summary? Danny is strong in hand-to-hand combat, weak in powerset.

Meanwhile Vlad is the opposite. I can't recall if he even knows hand-to-hand in canon, but it makes total sense to me that Vlad Masters wouldn't because he's so confident in his monetary influence and ghost abilities that he sees no need for it.

And he's kinda got some merit behind it. He's very powerful and has 20 years of experience to experiment and fine tune his powers. He's got bite to follow up his bark. He's perfected long-range combat and his ability to phase through walls makes it impossible to corner him, but if you can manage it, then one good hit could probably knock him on his ass.

So in summary, Vlad is strong in powerset, weak in hand-to-hand combat.

And it casts a good contrast between the two of them in that regard. Danny, as a fellow halfa, can follow Vlad when he phases through walls and is fast enough to land a hit on him. His league training as an assassin, albeit rusty, is still deep ingrained enough in him that he can hold up as a rather veritable threat against Vlad without needing his powers.

But Vlad can force Danny to use his powers more often through use of his own. The duplication is the first thing to come to mind: Danny's fast enough to dispel them on his own without powers, and smart enough that he could figure out who the real one is if given a few minute. But that's not always efficient enough.

Good foils for each other that way. Also Vlad's Plasmius design mimics Ra's juuust enough that he looks like Ra's knockoff loser second cousin no one talks about, which only fuels Danny's hatred.

-------- Snippet 7

Danny, ranting about Vlad for the first time: --and it's only made worse by the fact that the little ingrate resembles a cheap knock-off of my grandfather!--

Sam, choking on her water: he what--

Tucker, doing a spittake: HE DOES?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #danyal al ghul au #i have a doodle of that little scene with vlad actually. its in my notebook lmao. #danny gets *furiously* shakespearan when he's insulting someone. sam and tucker have recorded some of his rants #and they are just pure gold. #sam and tucker calling danny 'dan' as a nickname 2024. #which reminds me about how TUE would even happen. someone in my ao3 comments made a good point about how they weren't sure if my danyal #would even have a TUE occur because he's not the cheating type. i've seen clips of how he got his hands on the test answers but i'll need t #watch the episode to gauge if Dan is even feasible. and if he is what changes to make him happen. hmmm. much to think about #don't think danyal would stay with vlad even in the midst of his grief. hmhmhm #dpdc

[tyrannicalgiraffe]

Seb is absolutely the baby girl in this relationship 😤😤

#sdv sebastian #sdv #stardew #stardew sebastian #stardew valley #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #stardew fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #will i ever finish things at a normal time #i dont think i see ppl talk about how unhinged the farmer is tbh #this girl rlly gallivants around town at record speeds #ottie arrives on sams doorstep to pick seb up after band practice #seb complains at first but is actually squealing on the inside #seb is a princess #and ottie is his knight in shining plaid #also dont look at the horse

[starheirxero]

A redraw of this post I made a couple months after Bloodmoon had first died lol

Fun fact!! The flowers shown here—Lycoris Radiata, Higabana, Hurricane Lily, Spider Lily, etc etc—are associated with death, grief, painful memories, and sometimes reincarnation! They're my favorites <3

#xero creations #I RLLY RLLY WISH I HAD A SPEEDPAINT FOR THIS DRAWING TOO BUT I MADE A BLUNDER AND JUST. AUGH #i now know to just. trust the CSP timelapse feature and not like. #try to make the 'cool guy speedpaint' and record my screen for over 3 hours n fill up my storage 😭 #ALAS. ALAS!!!! it leaves a deep agony in my soul but OH WELL i'm still wildly proud of this LMAO #sun and moon show #the sun and moon show #tsams #sams bloodmoon #bloodmoon sams #tsams bloodmoon #bloodmoon tsams #fnaf bloodmoon #bloodmoon fnaf #dcamv #< its. technically tsams? but BM has kinda breached containment so i feel like its fair 2 tag it as such ahsjahdj

[ladylightning]

supernatural s2 is SO GOOD because every decision has more weight because the after life is still unknown to us. we know there is something after death but we don't know quite what that is. the season starts with tessa the reaper begging dean to come with her. to where? she cannot say. when john dies it’s devastating to the brothers that he’s no longer here but elsewhere. but it’s even more devastating as they come to the slow realization that elsewhere is probably hell, whatever that looks like. sam and dean don't know anything more than the audience does about hell.

there is an effort to exorcise the possessed and save them instead of letting them die because there is no promise of heaven to be made. the ghost in roadkill wants to know what happens when she crosses over and sam and dean just don’t know. where do the monsters go when they die? are there angels? is there a god? sam and dean don’t know. sam more than anything wants to believe. and secretly dean does too. but they just don’t know.

when sam dies where does he go? dean doesn’t know. we never get to see it. and more than that. does dean truly believe that he would be sent to the same hereafter as his brother after everything he has done? all dean knows is that there is a way to damn your eternal soul to hell and there is a way to bring his brother back from the unknown and he will choose that path without hesitation over and over and over again.

the second the angels are introduced we lose that sense of unknown. while the stakes are higher in seasons 4-5 the second we can see behind the curtain it’s over. yes you can damn the world and start the apocalypse but at least you KNOW. you know there is an afterlife. a heaven. a hell. a hereafter. and all the people who die will end up will end up where they belong so how guilty can you feel using a demon knife to kill an innocent? how wrong is it to drain the host for blood? they’ll end up in heaven after all. no more pain. and that is how only the winchester family drama becomes important to the brothers, because they KNOW the end is not the end. there’s more than just ghosts and demons and reapers. there is a heaven. and if there is a heaven every wrong bad thing in the narrative can be brushed away by the characters or the audience as “well at least they are at peace in heaven now.” they do this to jimmy novak and ash and pamela and lord knows who else.

season 2 sam and dean don’t have this opt out. every choice they make is so much heavier because they just. don’t. know.

#long post sorry #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester #spn season 2 #supernatural season 2 #for the record I LOVE Castiel and the angels add a lot to plot #but undeniably it forever changes the show on a molecular level #sometimes good sometimes bad #but season 2 is one of my all time favorites #so many back to back banger episodes #great dean moments dealing with john dying and sams psychic stuff #GREAT sam moment holy shit an amazing sam season so many gems #also a ton of stupid little dean outfits this season

[cranesofibycus]

‘The Cleric’

#critical role #cr spoilers #gifs by b #sam riegel #laura bailey #char: fcg #char: jester #cast: laura #cast: sam #c: 2 #c: 3 #ep: 3x30 #ep: 2x99 #gifs: comp #.for the record: they are both correct #cure wounds is garbage! :D

[fangomusic]

Old Record Stores.

#record collection #records #vinylcollector #vintage #old #vinyl #vinyljunkie #80s music #90s #90s music #80s #malls #sam goody #tower records #tape world #record town #cassette tapes #tapes #cassettes #lp #vinyl records #stores #record shop #cds

[witherbythesword]

if the theory of sam reich being replaced by .. evil wizard dalton reich (and i cant believe i am partaking in this discurse) is true..

i've seen some people asking the question about what those childhood tapes mean. Well i am one of the ancient ones that owned vhs tapes and you know you could replace whats stored on those tapes with overwriting it with new material but it would slowly degrade the quality as the magnetic tape the information is stored on isn't necessarly made to be re-recorded on indefinetly which would also explain the degrading quality of the gamechanger episode.

So my theory is that dalton reich wants to erase sam from history and to do this he is slowly erasing any proof that could hint on sam and dalton being two different people. One thing he appearantly needed to do is overwrite these old vhs tapes of sams childhood.

#game changer #dropout tv #Sam Reich #having worked in an archive i think depending on quality of the tape and what generation it is #you can record and re-record on it 5-10 times #which would fit the loops on the episode kinda #listen i wanted to be cool but i love time loops OKAY #I am actually in disbelieve that no one tackled sam to the ground #like brennan did during the dance thing in the “second place” episode #and screamed “DANCING IS A SIN” #to keep Sam from kicking the god damn camera #i also feel like i've been hexed with the wenis curse #you see all those text about it and think.. well... how bad can it be? truely? #and the answer is simple #EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS #THE WENIS IS A DANCE #EVERBYODY IS A GENIUS #WHO KNOWS IS IN ADV (gunshoots.. sirens blaring in the background.. and a wet thud sounds right next to you) #also.. not to be like alu head levels of conspiracy but by now the nimber of accounts #saying the dropout cast should be hunting down sam as the final game changer episode of the season #is suspicious to me #like... if that turn out to be a fixitman situation of people being IN on something #am just going full balls to the wall riz gukgak tatooing night yorb on his chest levels of insane by now 👍 #also the sfx needed thing #reminds me about how jacob always does his own buzzer sound #because clearly the normal buzzer sound was always there #also.. the red shining buzzer reflecting in the prompt screen..that wasn't always that way right?

[oldshowbiz]

Toronto as you remember it

#honest eds #toronto #neon #sign geeks #spadina #bloor st #yonge street #sam the record man #el mocambo #maple leaf gardens #vintage #ontario #canada #canadian

[dr3amofagame]

a messy series of transcripts, as accurate as i could make them (but there's still some skipped words and stuff I'm sure), on the uh c!sam and c!dream related stuff from sam's latest stream starting from around 4:54:00

so to begin this starts from a chatter asking if he'll remake the prison in sapnap's hardcore server. he gets all like jokingly like "pandora's vault 2.0!!" about the idea, then starts uhh lets use the word imagining putting Dream in there again. Someone suggests that he put Punz in there but he says it wouldn't be as fun

The following quotes come immediately after:

"you know what's funny is me and dream never released it but but uh me and dream used to log on the server and we would just do, like, canonical roleplay together? like in the server, like in the prison. like, not live, just, just the two of us, just chillin'. we would just log on and we would uhhh we would. he would be like "sam can i have my food for the day" and i would be like "no." and he'd be like "what? why can't i have food for the day" aaaaaaand it was a whole bit that we would do. just the two of us. it was a good time."

"it was also just special you know? cause like, no one else was invited, so. i, i enjoyed it, like, a lot. [reading chat] and you didn't share? i mean i'm sharing about it now, but, it was for me though. it was for me. it was on my for you page, not your for you page, you know what i mean, that kind of situation. it was, and it wasn't just for me, it was for us, you know what i mean?"

[laughs]

"yeah we would log on and he would be like "please mr. warden just a, just a just a, pl--just a small morsel of food please, please just a small morsel of food" and i'd be like "no dream, you've been, you're, you've been bad. you're the worst. you're the scum of the server. you can't have any food. i hope you starve" that's what would happen [reading chat] this sounds... this sounds what this sounds what? like a good time between friends? yeah! [more laughter]"

[MOMENT OF REALIZATION WHEN HE REALIZES THAT ALL OF THIS SOUNDS KIND OF SUS]

"[reading chat] i thought that was on purpose uh completely unintentional actually"

"[reading chat] two best friends in a prison! ten feet apart cause--[laughs]--what's that, what was the original, it was a hot tub right? two best friends in a hot tub, no what, how did it go-"

#for the record he did call it a meme so it's a little unclear how much of this actually happened I Guess if you want to be pedantic #STILL UTTERLY INSANE THO #SAM FUCKING AWESAMDUDE . WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

[monstersandbrothers]

it is sooooo bananas how spn conditions its viewers to be immediately and wholeheartedly repulsed by any potential love interest for sam or dean. like happiness for the boys ???? Love????? romáñçë? Healthy relationship? No. No . perhaps my wincest glasses are blinding me to the truth but I really don’t think so. Suffering only. brothermarriage only. and it’s not my fault either. Those old white men running this tjing Forced my hand

#this EXCLUDES EILEEN FOR THE RECORD #we LOVE. EILEEN. #spn #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #wincest #samdean