#jazz also has it as her ringtone but she keeps her phone on vibrate

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Danny: sticking snacks in the wall

Jazz: “Nuh-uh. You are not putting that in the wall.”

Danny: What?

Jazz: Your snack. Eat it now or seal it up and decontaminate it.

Danny: I want to save it for later. It’ll be a midnight snack.

Jazz: That’s fine. Just not in the wall, and it needs to be decontaminated first.

Danny: Why?

Jazz: Out of sight out of mind. Do you remember what happened the last time you put one of those in the wall?

Danny: What? Pssh. N-no. No I don’t remember anything. Nothing happened a-and I got to eat yummy snacks.

Jazz: Oh really? You don’t remember? Let me refresh it for you. Your snack became sentient, tore a hole through the drywall, and started attacking us. At 2am. We lost our security deposit.

Danny: The landlord couldn’t prove anything! They didn’t even show up on the security cameras!

Jazz: pointed look

Danny: sigh Fine. I’m hungry now anyway.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc prompt #jazz fenton #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dc x dp au #jasmine fenton #dp crossovers #he likes his snacks your honor #except instead of being the snack that smiles back his become the snack that fights back #goldfish #Danny definitely sang the song and did finger guns at the end while trying to catch them all #he also sang the Pokémon song #Sam recorded it #Tucker has it as his ringtone #jazz also has it as her ringtone but she keeps her phone on vibrate #she just doesn’t want to lose the security deposit again