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do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people

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Average Ace Attorney Witness: I'm going for the perjury speedrun. I'll lie about things that can easily be fact-checked, and if I'm ever the least suspicious person in a room I will perish on the spot. Either I am a compulsive liar, or am stupid as hell! Madame Tusspells: Yeah, I dug up a dead body and know government secrets. I'll fucking do it again. What are you gonna do about it?

#<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 #g: ace attorney #tgaa spoilers

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[ID: Screenshot of a person looking upward at the sky despairingly. End ID]

Nigel Dickerson: The joke of my show has become my reality. Nigel: I'm imprisoned in a house I can't even call my own, forced to live with...that...that Thing. Nigel: For pity's sake, I have to spend my evening by the door waiting for him to return so he doesn't smash through the wall. Nigel: The only remaining scrap of joy in my life is knowing that He's sent out to face down monsters just as bad as he. Mr. Bonzo: *Bonzoing contentedly up to the door.* Mr. Bonzo: ....*expectant* Nigel: ...Welcome home, Mr. Bonzo. Mr. Bonzo: Bonzo BONZO! Nigel: If...if you don't mind telling me....where did they send you? Mr. Bonzo: *dips a finger in Putrid Meat Juice and etches out like a kids' fingerpainting*: STRIP CLUB :) Nigel:

#p: the magnus protocol #I LOVE THIS POST IM EATING IT #bonzoing contentedly up to the door.

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it's so fucking frustrating to be in college and know everyone uses chatgpt and to be tempted by it constantly while also knowing intellectually that it doesn't work and it's a bad idea. like, i hang out in the library a lot, and i see people using chatgpt on assignments almost every day. and i know it isn't a good way to learn, because it's not really "artificial intelligence" so much as it is an auto text generator. and it gives you wrong information or badly worded sentences all the time. but every week i stare down assignments i don't want to do and i think man. if only i could type this prompt into a text generator and have it done in 10 minutes flat. and i know it wouldn't work. it wouldn't synthesize information from the text the way professors want, it wouldn't know how to answer questions, it just spits out vaguely related words for a couple paragraphs. but knowing my classmates get their work done in 10 minutes flat with it while i fight every ounce of attention deficit hyperactivity disorder in my body is infuriating.

#hrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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I think it would be very cool, funny, and swag if we all started exclaiming “Alice Dyer!” Instead of Jesus Christ

#p: the magnus protocol #we should

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I don't know how anyone can hate Mr Bonzo after this latest episode--he's such a disarming presence in it.

#HA #p: the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

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[ID: Digital art of Gwen Bouchard and Mr Bonzo from The Magnus Protocol. Gwen is a slender Black woman with chin length textured hair worn half-up, half-down. She wears a collared shirt under a jumper with the sleeves rolled up, a leather messenger bag over her shoulder. She holds out an unmarked envelope to Mr Bonzo with a look of abject terror on her face. Mr Bonzo is a very tall decaying mascot creature, mostly a dirty yellow with large purplish pustules across his body. His nose has rotted away to reveal a dripping nasal cavity underneath, his eyes are bloodshot and lidless with eerie glowing red pupils, and his smile is wet with black, ichorous drool. There is a bright yellow light illuminating him from behind, but hardly any of it reaches Gwen in his shadow. Superimposed over the image and scrawled on the wall behind them are the words “Mr Bonzo’s on his way/He’s here to stay, he wants to play” repeatedly. End ID.]

i was already working on this before this week’s eppy sode but afterwards i found i had contracted the bonzbonic plague and here we are

#BEAUTIFUL????????? #god your gwen. SO pretty #p: the magnus protocol

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if i was president of fanfiction it would be required that before anybody writes fanfiction set in s4 of tma they must answer my comprehension test which is comprised of only one question “how do you feel about basira hussain” and if they answer wrong theyre immediately sentenced to 50 years of hard labor in the salt mines

#op if i wasnt already following you i would follow you just for this post #p: the magnus archives

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA #p: the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers

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"i'm sure celia will love that" / "yeah, well, we don't always get what we want, do we?"

#alice. alice oh my god. alice. alice. alice. #p: the magnus protocol #jules.txt

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"haha the new episode is called 'getting off', wonder what it's abou-"

#yeah #p: the magnus protocol #id in alt text #scopophobia

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i fear alice’s (potentially literally) fatal flaw is caring too much for her coworkers

#hahaaaa alice you actually care about gwen don’t you. L. #<- prev. you understand me. #p: the magnus protocol

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#if jon survived I think he got that scar tattooed. the greatest act of love anyone's ever shown him.

suddenly sick about this. you've spent your whole life fully convinced of your own impotence, equally incapable of helping as you are of harming, and at the last moment your beloved places all his trust in you with the certainty that you can do him this final favor. you've spent your whole life crushingly aware of your own culpability, throwing yourself bodily into action at every possible moment because you're certain it's all your fault and you're the only one who can fix it, and at the last moment your beloved takes this final burden from your shoulders and makes good on your trust. they just put this in the episode and now I have to live with it.

#oh okay #okay #okay. #p: the magnus archives #id in alt text

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pretending to be rei membami is unironically helping me get through homework right now

#rei would NOT give up and start scrolling tumblr. she would start furiously scribbling in a notebook #and her eyebrows would furrow so prettily #no i do not kin susato that is baseless slander #jules.txt

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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon

#my favorite characters dragonbert and dragonboy

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#didnt this happen in the mcu