i am in so much denial rn. delirious, even. it did not feel like i finished the book at all. absolutely sobbing on the floor i need to read ignite me NOWWWWWWWW (disclaimer: i get the books from my library so it takes a while)
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Sooooooo…please tell me you’ve seen the news…I haven’t cared about Castle or the actors in years (except I’ll always hate Fillion) but when I tell you I broke my neck running to your blog the moment I found out that Stana had a baby! I need to know your thoughts.
MY GOOD BITCH i am not handling this well! me and Cee @rebel-bexxx have been obsessing over this for a full 36 hours. a Secret Katic Baby™️ is what has finally broken us. i hadn’t thought about that woman in MONTHS a and then the news broke and we were like russian sleeper agents who just heard their code word. a few things occupying our thoughts include:
- did the baby inherit her Old Nose? and her husband Wolfie’s innate greasiness? did it come out of the womb smelling like patchouli and microwaved leftovers?
- WHAT DID SHE NAME IT we are so very sure it’s something off the wall bananas and also probably very slavic. sidebar: can they both do the Slavic Squat? i feel like probably yes.
- we have a strong feeling it’s a boy and she’s gonna raise him totally feral. no pants, long hair, rarely bathes, rejects authority. like a serbian Dax Shepard.
- do we think she hired a doula and gave birth in her bathtub? or did she just tell people she was doing that and then arrive at a hospital and request every available drug
- how did she feel hearing this called a geriatric pregnancy?
anyway as you can see we have spontaneously reverted to out 2016 selves and are feeling very normal indeed.
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THIS SHIT ON MY BLOG IS PISSING ME OFF HOW DO I FIX IT 😭 i want them all to be orange but idk how to do it w out putting an out of place divider on the pink post <///3333
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I just changed the Blaine DeBeers icon I've been using for over 5 years because Dr. Herbert West has such a strong hold on me now... I feel like I'm losing my goddamn mind over this dorky lil scientist dude ughhh
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been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will
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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.
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this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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