#SIR THAT IS A CHILD

[starry-storms]

The next Battinson movie has so much potential, but some of that being him coming to Alfred and saying "I made a friend" only for Alfred to turn around and see Bruce holding up a nine year old.

#sir that is a child #hes mine now #what do you mean hes yours now? where are this child's parents? #batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batman and robin #nightwing #battinson

[determined-ghostworm]

:Smoothie:

After this Tim will decide that he has been awake for far too long and promptly go to bed. Only to realize that the spooky white-haired child was not a sleep deprivation hallucination when he awoke to said white-haired child staring down with teeth a bit too sharp and eyes a bit to green to be human.

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Tim: Wakes up

Danny: Rawr

Jason: That’s adorable, now stab him and you’ll be perfect.

Danny: Boops Tim on the nose… stab •-•

Jason: Beautiful

#danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #batman #danny phantom comic #dpxdc #dp x dc art #dp x dc fanart #danny fenton #dpxdc comic #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #-yum #a smoothie #sir that is a child #so? #a child

[wurstcrew]

NEVERAFTER 🎲 The Times of Shadow 

+ BONUS

#neverafter #neverafteredit #d20 #d20edit #dimension 20 #dimension20edit #brennan lee mulligan #ally beardsley #lou wilson #emily axford #siobhan thompson #brian murphy #* #truly the meta on this is so wild like a legitimate soldier went to slash a child like even though they had the wolf arm going #SIR THAT IS A CHILD #everyones reaction here was perfection actually #also funny story i was making these gifs half asleep and wrote dual not duel for murph the first time

[evangelifloss]

OK but why did they put the 12 year old abused cult victim in jail

#i barely know anything about MILGRAM but come on #people are voting her guilty??? #sir that is a child #amane milgram #amane momose #milgram #milgram project

[seygay]

Never forget that Sansa refers to her stomach as her tummy

#she’s literally a CHILD #sansa stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #anybody calls an asoiaf girl the most beautiful woman in the world and I’m like #🧍 #sir that is a child

[ombrathefurry]

SF in buckshot roulette

Everything about that game would be literal hell for him

#answered #art #oc #buckshot roulette #he would just hide under the table #why is he gambling anyways #sir that is a child #he doesn’t care about wealth #he cares about health

[blondedonaldduck]

The Ducktales podcast is amazing and I wish we had season 2 and 3 characters on it

#i’m on the gyro episode and it’s amazing #GYRO ROASTING HUEY 💀 #sir that is a child

[spiderbae2319]

Ok I’m watching Willy Wonka, and like why was Wonka petting Mike TV in that one line of Pure Imagination? Like I’m watching his face and I guarantee that kid’s thought process in that moment was;

“Mr. Wilder please stop petting me, I’m scared”

#willy wonka #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory #charlie bucket #mike tv #gene wilder #oh god #what the fuck #sir that is a child #no wait #thats illegal

[daenerys-targaryen]

she is literally a 11 year old girl

#fandom wank #anti Arya bs #who ‘seduces’ her victims #sir that is a child #god help me #😭😭😭😭 #leah rambles

[owl-paints]

worst thing I’ve learned while playing through Persona 5 is that Futaba Sakura, who I was aware of before playing the game since guys love her so much, is like. barely 15. she still very much acts like a young teenager.

#if I hear anyone call her their waifu I will kill them violently #like I can’t fathom feeling anything more than platonic feelings for her if you’re an adult #sir that is a child #like I know most of the main cast are teenagers but like. at least they’re not that young #owl talks #persona 5 #p5 #persona 5 royal #p5r

[nverdied]

          ‘ there  is  no  limit  to  human  suffering,’     @pyreshe​.

#sir that is a Child #at least he's honest #pyreshe

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

#My art #One Piece #Nico Robin #Sir Crocodile #Y'all the OP brainrot is BAD #According to an SBS Crocodile would absolutely spoil his child rotten if he had one. *We all know how Robin's childhood went* #Scary mofo who does not know how to parent a child but boy does he have the spirit + Child who has never had proper parent in her life #They'd make. An absolute disaster of a duo. This AU concept is so fucking funny to me okay #But also sad because I would fucking die for baby Robin she deserves the fucking world #This poor girl has never been spoiled in her entire life AND NOW PAPADILE IS HERE TO SPOIL HER #You know it's funny. I know 11 yo Robin should LOOK older than 8 year old Robin. But Crocodile is a fucking giant so she's still baby sized #Also I just had too much fun drawing Robin looking as pathetic as humanly possible lmao #She's a like a wet kitten in the rain 😭

[lilgynt]

mom handing me a photo of me sitting on santa’s lap when i was a kid: ur dad and brother almost jumped him after this photo bc u was talking about sucking ur lips

#personal #one day. one day i will get peace #he did say that but. more descriptive and i kinda remember it #like my mom started the sentence and i finished it and looking at the photo im like damn. that is technically correct #at this point i’m gonna get a photo of me post my mom giving birth and it’ll be with someone who said something awful about me #like that one cop my mom showed a picture of me to (single digits. like the santa one) and he was going on about how i was a snow bunny #sir that is a child #i will be normal about people being so blantany creepy about me my entire life with no respite at any age i will be so normal about this

[hotsinglemilfsnearyou]

Jail. Jail for this man. Jail jail jail hes not free from sin no one ks

#glee #why did I do this to myself #sir that is a CHILD #this is criminal

[1-800-beef-it]

it freaks me out so much that u can milk the those tiny little goats tho like man those r so obviously babies i dont care what ea says that aint milk

#LIKE EVEN THE WAY THEY ACT THOSE ARE NOT JUST “MINI” #THAT FACT THEYRE BOTTLE FED TOO IS EVEN MORE INDICATIVE OF THIS............. #SIR THAT IS A CHILD #A KID #IF U WILL #LMFAO>>???

[catchymemes]

#and then they get into arguments with them and be like “stop acting like a child” or “stop being childish” sir they just turned 18 #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #dank memes #dark humor