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#SHORT KING?
mishy-mashy · 2 months
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Just a little fun detail..
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THAT KUDO IS SO SHORT HE TUCKS HIS PANTS IN HIGH BOOTS.
Bruce wears those pants just fine, so he wears normal shoes. But Kudo? Look at how big they are on him. He wears boots almost up to his KNEES just to wear those pants. They're so baggy on him that the middle part for where the crotch goes, it's also almost down to his knees
Guy, where'd you get the pants? Are you just that short? Or did you take them from the long-legged Bruce?
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21iskindafunny · 2 years
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Worst Purchase ever!!!
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waste of money. I love hi,m
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HATE HIS ASS!!!!
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(felt this was appropriate to share on here since it’s my “Austria” blog, I suppose)
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diabloku · 2 months
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king of rizz™ 🥂
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layzeal · 7 months
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i figured it out
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caramel-cream50 · 4 months
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Okay so we all know Lucifer is a short king but CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT HIM BESIDE ANGEL
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LIKE OBVIOUSLY IT MAKES SENSE CAUSE ANGEL IS SO TALL BUT THE FACT HE ONLY GOES UP TO HIS FIRST SET OF ARMS IS SENDING ME LMAO
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schcherazades · 10 months
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no asoiaf posting i do will ever beat lebanese people hanging banners over highways asking god to protect jon snow when s8 premiered
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“ the people of beirut support jon snow against his battle with the white walkers” “jon snow….may allah protect you” like this is so funny i love my ppl
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radiofreederry · 2 years
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???
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peevishpants · 11 months
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big backpack for a little guy but it's a little backpack for a big guy
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greentea-and-cookies · 4 months
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Gasp! 🍿🫢
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az-roser · 1 month
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Poor Short King™️
This was a lot funnier in my head and was only supposed to be a quick dumb comic… but I got carried away lol. Definitely some shit my taller partner has done to me before…. Also is this considered flirting ? 🤔
~textless version~
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ittybittyluci · 1 month
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This specific sequence of Lucifer expressions will never NOT be funny to me.
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I stg it gets me every time. Especially that second set? Like, my man goes from mildly shocked to fucking terrified
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soupinaboot · 2 months
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In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.
All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.
It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.
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saiscribbles · 3 months
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I made a joke about Lucifer showing up in 10 inch platform heels the next time he knows he's going to see Alastor and immediately rolling his ankle so I drew it lol.
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The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics
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lunian · 1 year
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... thats awkward
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