#SERIOUSLY DELIGHTFUL

[nelkcats]

Surprise check

When Deadman panicked and rushed to call him during an important meeting, Constantine thought it was a ghost thing, he doubted it was anything really important so he ignored it for a few minutes.

What he didn't expect was for Deadman to inform him that his boss was coming to visit in a few hours (because apparently ghosts had bosses). The poor guy was in a panic, apparently it was the first King in charge in centuries that cared and he was coming to "make sure everything was in order".

Constantine didn't know what to expect; a King who demanded that humanity bow at his feet and the ghosts rule? One who hated it when Deadman got involved with humans and sent him away? A tyrant? It was clear that no ruler had ever been good, according to his ghost friend, so he had low expectations.

He reported this to the League, who took a high alert posture. An hour later, Wonder Woman was reviewing with everyone how foreign royalty should be treated when they heard Captain Marvel laughing with someone in the break room. Deadman was also mysteriously missing.

Constantine peeked in but all he could see was a teenager conversing with the Captain and strangely, the ghost. He was about to tell the boy that he needed a permit to enter the Watchtower when Deadman spoke up.

"I didn't know you were so interested in games, King Phantom, or that you were so good on them"

Then, John noticed the ice crown on the boy's head and his strangely sharp teeth, along with his toxic green eyes.

"Flattering me won't help you in the review" the teenager quipped "remember we're still waiting for Dan to find out if everything here is...balanced."

Constantine realized: The King was a bloody teenager.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #he is checking that all the ghosts are ok #especially those that interact with humans in the different dimensions #that they are not in danger is his priority #he doesn't want another GIW happening #although he also ensures that the dimensions are balanced with their influences and not in danger #Dan helps him with it #it's part of his community service #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny knows that no one will take him seriously so he brings Dan as backup #Deadman is delighted with his new boss #Captain Marvel is also happy to make a friend #On the other hand #Constantine probably has an aneurysm.

[the-goat-carnival]

theater employees should get a commemorative shirt for working Barbenheimer weekend

#i’m this close to vomiting up water seriously #barbie #oppenheimer #barbenheimer #okay again the guests are delightful #it’s just the stress

[jupiterriot]

Branch can't catch a break 😞🤡

#trolls branch #broppy #trolls poppy #trolls clay #trolls band together #trolls 3 #dreamworks trolls #trolls brozone #brozone #in all seriousness #i also find clowns delightful

[koolaidashley]

(for the doodle requests) begging on my hands + knees for Refuge art...... please............

I will always answer a refuge request 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

#refuge donnie takes his biggest bro role very seriously ! #and he’s slaying at it #all it took was seeing the horrors to unlock the big bro in him #hardcore refuge fans (the 2 that exist) u will b delighted to know I’m planning to update the fic in the near future #miss refuge.. #tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt au #refuge au #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #disaster twins

[atypi-cals]

@pangur-and-grim I tried to use your cat as painting practice but I accidentally ended up with some sort of worm on my canvas instead? Send help?

#in all seriousness pangur is beautiful i love her she's a delight to paint. #wow! who knew how many primary colors are in this white cat!

[fandom-trash-goblin]

IN DEFENSE OF JOANNA LANNISTER

The Woman Dies, Aoko Matsuda, Translated by Polly Barton // Beatrix, Elizabeth Sonrel // A Storm of Swords, Chapter 38, Tyrion V

lyanna stark || elia martell || sansa stark || arya stark || alicent hightower || jaehaera targaryen || cersei lannister || myrcella baratheon || joanna lannister || aemma arryn || catelyn stark || sansa stark (2) || margaery tyrell || rhaena targaryen, daughter of aenys i || arianne martell || aerea targaryen

for @joanna-lannister, on whose blog i've been a lurker for an embarrassing amount of time, sorry, ma'am.

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #web weave #webweaving #webweave #game of thrones #webweaves: asoiaf #joanna lannister #she's fascinating #edit: #i tried to find one with lighter hair but nay nothing goes my way #there was this one with rapunzel that had the colours and all but the vibe really didnt fit #someone please also find me a painting for rhaenyra #like #c'mon i thought how hard it could be. turns out very hard. i found one for aemma before i found one for rhaenyra #i can do the young rhaeyrna realms delight on now tho #hahah this series is me taking myself too seriously

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy very belated birthday.. I hope you had much time celebrating by digging for tubers : )

I'M DIGGING FOR TUBERS! AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

#fanart #PIO!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! This is truly so so so delightful to look at. #The roundness...the delightful way you have drawn the ears and boots... #I would commit wildlife conservation crimes and pick this beast up in the wild. Consequences be damned that thing can dig for tubers. #(I have not made a tag for posts with my cowboy cat but I think I need to change that). #Now that I'm reading this whole post again I realize how much of it really sets the tone for my blog. #Does the art look funny? Yes. But I still show up to do it! #I can digging for tubers (make art and enjoy it) #Some people might be here enjoying my process ironically but I have to take myself seriously...much to think about. #I can also go admire my real tubers and give them words of affirmation while they hibernate. #Thank you for also giving me a moment to pause and reflect Pio. An incredible doubled pronged gift <3

[vasira96]

these pieces were made for a lovely client ft. a couple of her dnd characters. the first two pieces are the same character, Aurelia, one in her true fey form the other in her human form. the 3rd piece is Clarissa, a hexblood bard, she’s a witch descended from none other than the mage, Tasha

#vasira arts #seriously i love getting commissions for dnd related things #it's always such a delight #dnd #commissions

[highseas-swede]

...I seriously cannot stress how much I hate tags like "Give us BAMF Aziraphale" because it seems to imply that he's not badass.

He IS. Tell me how well most people could endure 6000 years of consistent, persistent demoralization, harassment and shitty treatment without snapping?

Do you know how HARD it is to be kind when you've been put through a system that actively discourages kindness and softness, a system that tries to beat it out of you - not physically, but still. The fact that Aziraphale got through all of that and is not just still kind, but still has the capacity to be kind to the very people who hurt him, is fucking remarkable.

Aziraphale is badass. Period. Full Stop.

It's well past time that we stopped equating physical and fighting prowess as a measure of badassery. Just about anyone can exercise and get strong enough to fight someone. Just about anyone could possibly get weapons training. Neither of these things is half as brave as putting yourself in front of a crowd of people and holding off 70 demons with just conviction and a candleholder because it's the RIGHT THING TO DO.

EDIT: I had to add this while I was thinking of it.

I feel like people are buying into Heaven's version of badassery. Angels were made to FIGHT. To fight the last big battle against demons and Hell.

Aziraphale is a deviation because he DOES NOT WANT THAT. He doesn't want to fight a war that will hurt billions and destroy the world. His defining moment in Season 1 is when he stands in the face of the quartermaster and refuses to fight the way they want him to. Instead of a weapon, he chooses to find another way.

If anything, I would think it's leading to the idea that Aziraphale feels he must fight, that he has no choice, and then, when it comes right down to it, finding another way. A kinder way. A BETTER way.

By the standards of Heaven, Aziraphale picking up his sword and fighting would be Normal. Him refusing and finding another way is what makes him Unique. THAT'S what makes him badass.

#Aziraphale is already a BAMF #miss me with these takes about how Aziraphale needs to toughen up #aziraphale #good omens #good omens meta #bamf aziraphale #I hate that tag #I hate it because it's only ever used for “Aziraphale beats people up with a sword” and never used for Aziraphale as he is #...also on a personal note #I hate bearded “manly” Aziraphale with a passion #why do people just want to make him more masculine? #Seriously wtf #Masculinity and badassery do not go hand in hand that's a very toxic masculinity rooted idea right there. #the one exception I would see is if they channeled Mrs Robinson a bit and kept the femme quality that makes him so delightful. #i mean obviously do what you want in fandom but people have literally been asking Neil to give Aziraphale a beard #Neil's response was that he wasn't going to do something because fandom asked for it but it's so rude to try and force it

[fourgods-nobrakes]

Owlcat Games: We have written five romanceable characters with different themes, tones, and degrees of physicality. They should appeal to a variety of players, making most of the audience happy— Me: I'm gonna fuck Vladaym Tocara.

#four gods no good video game opinions #rogue trader #seriously tho when his sleeves are rolled up and show off his old tattoos #delightful thug turned successful mobster #i'm sorry i'm like this

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

THE WAYFARERS by Becky Chambers. This is one of my all-time fave go-to fluffy comfort series (with just enough heart crimes to keep things intense), and therefore is also my first ever Illumicrate order. I am Weak™ for painted edges.

#the wayfarers #becky chambers #books #book photography #illumicrate #the long way to a small angry planet #a closed and common orbit #a record of the spaceborn few #the galaxy and the ground within #I WAS NOT EXPECTING THESE TO ARRIVE AS QUICKLY AS THEY DID #i'm delighted with how easily they open also #i've never gotten illumicrate before and i was Worried lol #but they're very beautiful and feel very sturdy!! #and seriously those EDGES the edges are what sold me #i shall be posting another edges picture again please hold lol

[moki-dokie]

hey fellow people with mint and/or evergreen allergies(or sensitivity) c'mere i have a secret to share.

are you listening?? get in real close for this.

yall don't have to use mint toothpaste okay?? it is perfectly acceptable to use kids toothpaste if thats the only non-mint option you have i promise it's completely and totally legal you can just Do It no one can stop you and you don't have to suffer every time you brush.

k good talk

#allergies #psa #allergy sufferers #health and wellness #seriously yall the crest kids strawberry is an absolute delight to brush with

[somespicyshrimp]

vanilla extract

#vanilla extract #but in all seriousness i am flabbergasted and delighted #by this meme #original shrimpy

[claitea]

i love this guy

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #stardust cookie #clai's art #you see i like crk because its kinda like k/ngdom hearts. utterly stupid in concept but it takes itself Very seriously #except crk is even stupider in concept these are literally cookies and that is a Doughnut Alien #went from stardust calling down countless meteors to destroy the city that created him in a sorrow-filled rage #to him not knowing how chip packets work and attempting to eat the foil pack #this event story was an absolute delight HJEBDJBF

[mamawasatesttube]

i just think lois lane should put tim drake in her purse like a little dog. a scrunkly little companion who's even better at picking locks than she is, which is saying something. a nosy little freak after her own heart. the rubber duck she uses when talking her thoughts out loud to put clues together. her coffee gofer. her purse ferret.

#rimi talks #lois pulls the ''steal a uniform/badge and pretend i work here'' trick and gestures to tim to follow her lead and tim is DELIGHTED #need him following her around the daily planet offices just chattering constantly at her elbow. like a duckling. that canNOT shut up #as enrichment in his enclosure she directs him to sneak her some coffee without clark noticing #(he never manages to not get noticed bc. superman. but he still tries really hard) #<- now that ive mentioned coffee in the same post as tim drake. everyone be fucking cool ok. be normal about this. #i just know tim manages to charm so many people at the planet bc his annoying baby brother energy is just SO POTENT #tim drake daily planet summer internship au that lives only in my mind. speak to me #lois is out there like. ugh. fucking simone wants to run clickbait again. can you believe? the NERVE of that woman. #and tim nods seriously. fuck simone! #[Lois Lane approves. +10] #tim #lois

[salemoleander]

I'm very tired of how bad/incomplete all the wikis are for Farmer's Delight, so I guess now I'm working on my own set of infographics. Starting with a lot of very repetitive editing in Photoshop!

#salem tag #farmers delight #modded minecraft #i cant wait until I get to work on making things pretty and I'm out of Get All The Images You Need hell #also yes the Cooking Pot UI is edited - it took up way too much space and was needlessly confusing for learning purposes #i removed the arrow and the ladle symbol and the 'output' spot and then shifted the bowl/bottle area below the output #technically crafting is also edited bc I removed the arrow and seriously shrunk the window #I still need to figure out good ways to indicate potion effects/duration and to indicate Shapeless or Shaped crafting