#Paging Dr. Freud

[notakeyring]

i dreamt i worked at a place saving endangered animals and my latin teacher when i was eleven talked about my personality and told me "there are no laws that can fix you anymore"

#paging dr. freud #...yes i learned latin for three years #...no it was not by choice #dreams

[mangoshorthand]

so glad it’s horny posting hours because i have a few

• sitting on his lap playing with his tie and biting and licking his neck.

• him making me scream and ugly moan into pillows.

• being trapped in a tight space together and feeling him get hard

Okay well that last one might have to become a one-shot. 🔥🔥🔥🤤

I have a weird thing about his hairline that I can't put into words. You know the part that would connect with his sideburns? I'm really into that and I think I need psychoanalysis.

They're just so...trimmed and neat.

#Five hargreeves #Hornyposting #Paging Dr Freud

[not-a-perfect-metaphor]

dicks and cocks and balls, oh my!

Um.

👀

Allllllrighty, then!

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Did I answer your question sufficiently?

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What’cha reachin’ for there, babe? 😏😂

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Edit: I gotta add more. The compulsion is too powerful.

#j2 tinhat #j2 #dicks and cocks #and balls #oh my #ask #paging Dr. Freud! #also - #GAAAAAYYYYYYYY! 🏳️‍🌈

[monstraduplicia]

east of eden, john steinbeck / supernatural 5.13, sera gamble

#PAGING DR FREUD!!!! 📢📢📢📢 #sam winchester #mary winchester #spnedit #east of eden #martyr #mine #comparatives #quote

[dr-milfi]

Mistah Soprano…

S2E13 Funhouse

#Freud said dreams are wishes #I’ll fucken say #the sopranos #paging dr melfi #lorraine bracco #dr jennifer melfi #dr milfi #mine

[whatsabriard]

i. “Do you really need a suit?” Jonathan had meant it as a joke, not really believing she’d agree so easily. Or at all. Jennifer was an adventurous one, but she drew the line at outright exhibitionism. He thought. 

“I will if you will.” She said, and stepped out of her bikini bottoms. With a flick of her ankle, they hit him square in the face.

“Well?” She asked with a haughtily raised brow, already wrapped in the hotel robe. Jonathan was still on one foot, struggling with his trunks, when she sailed out the door. “Catch me if you can.”

ii. Jennifer was in the water by the time Jonathan made it to the hot tub. He’d obviously stopped for supplies, if the ice bucket was any indication. 

“Come on in, the water’s fine.” She invited, then whistled low when he dropped his robe to step into the water. The water was already roiling and obscuring her, so Jennifer rose above the surface to give him a little peak. She gasped and her nipples tightened in the cool air.

When Jonathan flushed a little, Jennifer giggled and eased closer to him, twining their fingers. 

God, how she loved this beautiful man.

#hart to hart #jennifer hart #jonathan hart #lol i accidentally tagged it jonathan hard #paging dr freud #anyway #downhill to death #double drabbles #spice level 4

[hekateinhell]

I'm high so don't hold this against me but like... we talk a lot about Armand going so shamelessly hard for Baby Lestat because he looked like younger, hotter Marius BUT what about the fact that Lestat also matches the physical description of Louis's dead brother that Louis harbors a tremendous amount of guilt over

#i'm not saying THAT #but i'm also not not saying it 🫣 #i am paging dr. freud though

[sneakystorms]

#s #the brothers karamazov #paging Dr freud...

[sometimesidreamofhorses]

Sometimes you just want to wake up in The morning and litsen to some pink Freud.

Oh my seems im paging dr…. Im paging dr…

#im defenantly paging dr. Floyd #art #sharpie on whiteboard #drawing #pink floyd #dr. Freud

[literary-illuminati]

120 pages in this book is suddenly getting much weirder and more interesting.

#also I am paging Dr. Freud #the only good indians #stephen graham jones

[humunanunga]

communist: my pronouns are we/our

#almost typed cummunist (paging dr. freud etc etc etc lmao.) #communism #pronouns #i'm funny #humor #etc

[furryprovocateur]

huh the beat to "apparently" with that piano was pretty good. why did i not like that song again? **listens to j.cole's lyricism** nvm

#the part where he says he loves his girlfriend like he loves his mom. . . paging dr. freud i fear

[andresylupin]

J'y pense (au parallèle entre Raymonde et Henriette)

#Arsène Lupin #c'est le seul évident mais quand même #reluctantly paging dr freud on this one 😔

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

One of the guys for this tournament has shown up in my dreams as well: apparently my younger dream self is friends with Dave Mustaine and we were in line for ice cream together. That's it, that's the dream: Dave Mustaine, gelato queue buddy. Paging Dr. Freud.

This sounds like it means something

#most attractive 90s musician #asks #dreams #dave mustaine #megadeth

[if-you-fan-a-fire]

"BURNING OF JEWISH BOOKS IS PROTESTED," Winnipeg Tribune. May 11, 1933. Page 2. ---- Close of 1,200 Attend Meeting of Protest Against Nazi Activities --- The civilized nations of the world. should protest the burning of Jewish books in Germany, declared Rabbi Osher Zilberstein at a protest meeting against the recent Nazi actions held in the Hebrew Free school Wednesday night.

A large audience, numbering close to 1,200, attended the meeting to hear Rabbi Zilberstein, Dr. I. Pearlman, Marcus Hyman, and several other speakers. Ald. M. A. Gray was in the chair.

Rabbi Zilberstein said the protest of the world should say. "Give up your powder and guns, you modern barbarians; such things are a danger, even in the hands of civilized people, much more so in yours; put on bow and arrow and turn back to your woods." He characterized the burning of the books as a "horrible exhibition" and an "insane practice."

The modern mediaevals of Germany burned the records of physics, mathematics, medical science, music and art, only because they were of Jewish authorship. Such things could only be condemned and pitied. Hitler had tried for 14 years to show that the Jews were responsible for Germany's troubles, and later for the world's, but now he was demonstrating that they were responsible only insofar as Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Freud's Psychoanalysis and Heine's poems were.

Dr. Pearlman stated that that not only were the Hitlerites destroying the best that had been created in their world of literature, but an integral part of German culture."They may destroy the books, but they will never succeed in destroying the spirit contained in them," declared S. Miller, another speaker.

#winnipeg #mass meeting #antifascism #jewish canadians #resistance to antisemitism #antinazism #nazi seizure of power #hebrew free school #working class solidarity #jewish folk in canada #fascism in canada #great depression in canada #protest meeting

[ingravinoveritas]

My initial thoughts of David from the football clips Georgia just posted and from his recent last leg appearance = Geeze that 51 year old man is still such a twink isn’t he.

Anon #1: He really, really is such a twink. I know there’s a specific definition of twink that some may argue David doesn’t meet (heh...almost typed “meat” by accident. Paging Dr. Freud...), but spiritually, he is every inch the twink in my opinion. 

I honestly cannot stop watching the video of him prancing around in front of the goal, though:

There are two things in particular about this that kill me: One, the way he’s holding his wrists. I have never seen someone play football while holding their wrists like they’re about to do Jazz Hands, but I know that’s just because David has no fucking clue what to do with his hands here, and it’s both dorky and ridiculously adorable.

The second thing is the hips. I am by no means an expert or even remotely knowledgeable about football/soccer, but from what I’ve seen, most people play with their legs--it’s the legs that are in front and leading the rest of their body. But our darling David seems to be playing with his hips instead, with the hips leading the rest of his body. And I can’t help but think this must be instinctive for him, going by his disco dancing as Crowley and especially this forever infamous comment from Michael:

And slinky they are, fully on display in the video Georgia posted as David prances about trying his very hardest to look athletic and not at all like an extra from an Olivia Newton-John music video (and failing spectacularly, though we love him for it).

The other part of today’s videos that nearly ended me was the bit where David was lying on all fours, for reasons I still don’t understand (but I don’t really care, because...David lying on all fours...)

So I have no doubt--at all, whatsoever--that Michael would be more than game to teach David how to play rugby. In fact, let’s say this is their first lesson and call this (along with whatever the fuck he is doing with his feet) David showing Michael his “technique” while Michael gets thoroughly turned on and tries not to laugh at the same time. Yes.

But as you said, David is indeed a twig, so Michael would certainly have to exercise caution with the tackling portion of rugby. Here would be his opportunity to stand with his legs on either side of David and wrap his arms around him from behind, then bend his knees and press his soft yet muscled torso into David, hips and thicc thighs flush against his, ever so gently thrusting forward and back as David grips the grass in his fingers--all in the name of teaching David how to properly tackle, of course.

Oh, yes. That would be quite a sight to behold. We’ve seen Michael play football on TSAM, so here’s hoping David makes another appearance on the show in which there is a skit that involves Michael teaching him to play rugby. Fingers crossed...

#anonymous #reply post #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #so butch #so much masculine #mood: restraining myself from making a comment about David being on his knees #whoops #this man is a bi disaster and i love him #slinky slutty hips #are you listening TSAM producers #please universe make this happen #subtext that is rapidly becoming a text #yes #ineffable lovers #discourse