#PYRO POSTING I LOVE PYRO

[cloudedskies29]

guys listen

#tf2 #tf2 pyro #team fortress 2 #team fortress fanart #pyroland #PYRO POSTING I LOVE PYRO #my art #eyestrain #maybe idk ive been looking at this a while

[donni-cl0wn]

🧟

This is my first time drawing pyro, so I’m sorry if they look wonky or weird.

#fandom #fanart #my art #y’all can suggest things #tf2 #tf2 posting #tf2 pyro #team fortress pyro #team fortress fanart #team fortress 2 #i love this little fella #pyro and archimedes have committed arson and will do it again #tf2 archimedes #how tf do you draw birds?

[goblin-enjoyer]

Normalize the tf2 mercs as being absolute genetic freaks of nature under the hood. Medic is crazy and we know he gets paid good so he’s probably got lots of bits in his bin if you know what I mean.

Pyro is straight up nonhuman. Pyro is a fire elemental that the Mann brothers have bound to a hazmat suit and medic made a real boy by giving them meat. Not making her a human body mind you, but rather every time he gets damaged, instead of bursting into flames meat forms around the wound and it bleeds instead of letting the inner crea tur out.how? Wizard. Moving on.

Soldier has massive lungs that make him 20% more louder. If he was smarter he could probably echolocate his way around. That or sound attacks idk he eats wizard pills he could have hollow bones for all I know. Sure he has hallow bones now for rocket jumping. Im the one typing I get to make nonsense on the fly.

Medic put pigeon dna in scout and that’s how he makes his trademark milk-like substance. How this happens you may ask? Scout saw medics doves have sex while getting his second Uber heart surgery and said “man I wish I could pick up chicks that well” and medic said “good idea I will help you with this” and then looked at the camera and smirked. The administrator does not spectate medics lab/operation room/dove breeding center anymore. Also scouts immune to radiation due to all the bonk he ingests, though sometimes he does become radioactive sometimes. 

We already know that demoman’s body creates alcohol and that he has a ghost eye, but did you know that if you shoot him with some sort of piercing explosive round he will combust into flames. I… I couldn’t really think of anything for demoman I don’t play him as much.

Engineer always wishes he could have kids, but doesn’t want to have sex. That and he removed most of his reproductive/unnecessary/extra/mid organs with machine parts like 30 years ago. So after the events of the games and comics where everyone is happy and junk, he teams up with medic to make himself some half robot half human half whatever dell conagher is at that point at time children. He asks if medic ever want kids he can do the same for him but he declines as at this point in time he has perfected the art of male impregnation.(on various ape parts) dell is a great father and yes I added this part because the whole humanized sentry thing that went around a while ago touched my heart because despite the words of almost every engineer main everywhere I get so attached to the sentries I build that I die a little bit inside every time I die and my buildings get sapped and I have to just watch as my babies get destroyed. I get too attached to my buildings to play engineer

Heavy doesn’t stop growing, similar to that of a reptile. His skin is as thick as a rhinos. He hibernates for a month in summer because I said so. He has accidentally killed/crushed medic before and is now eternally cautious when in bed with him. Medic doesn’t mind, he knows what he’s gotten himself into. Heavy can also talk to birds like a Disney princess. Medic didn’t add any bird parts for this to happen he just was always like this.

Sniper can dislocate every bone in his body and go through cracks that are at least the size of his head. He will use this to show up in the most unexpected places imaginable. Is legally classified as an tardigrade in some places due to his ability to be fine in almost any place (volcano,Arctic,sewer system, a walk in closet so large it took him 5 weeks to get out, space that one time). Can go up to a year without eating (the team found this out at the same time they figured out the space thing). Swallows things whole.

Spy can shift his flesh around to disguise as almost anything, keeps the mass and weight though. Breaths mostly through his skin so he doesn’t cough due to his decrepit lungs. Was hit by a car once. Doesn’t have anything to do with the subject matter of the tf2 mercs being freakish beings with human skin but I just wanted to include it here.

Medic. What isn’t medic? The only thing consistent with his biology is that he can regenerate somehow. He alters his body so much that it is roughly equivalent to 1 tyranid hive fleet and 2,million ork painboys.(the tf2 mercs would be more likely to work for the orks than to ever work for one of the human factions in 40k and I just needed to get that off my chest) This is how he manages to get away with all the things he’s done. Banned from this continent? Just become a new person who’s not banned from that continent and presto you’re good! The laws don’t account for the ship of Theseus!

#midnight brainrot #man I love posting nonsense late at night #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 heavy #sniper tf2 #scout tf2 #spy tf2 #tf2 engineer #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #did I tag this right? I’m not good at tagging things

[cherrytastiq]

Post butches

SIR YES SIR 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

#cherryart #cherrymail #pyro tf2 #tf2 #postal #postal dude #oc tag its daisy #I LOVE BUTCHEESSSSSSSS ^_^ #also i think this is the first time i post my human daisy design ... wow......... #butch #lesbian

[arsgoeteia]

yeah.

#genshin impact #nilou #yae miko #baizhu #albedo #kamisato ayato #nahida #layla #kaveh #shikanoin heizou #sixdraws #yes my favorite element is pyro no none of the showcased characters are pyro #sorry for being radio silent on art and then posting genshin #do you still love me #also if you see the sketch lines on kaveh no you do not. THE LAYERS MERGED OKAY. #edit: i now have tulaytullah's remembrance. i got it on like my second wish lmfao #edit 2: albedo is only on here cause i'm going based off the 5 stars that are currently out #heard he'd be good on an itto team? and i do have itto already so sure ig i want him. i don't really want any of the current 5 stars #the only 5 star(s?) i actually want are dain and that like. i think hydro guy from fontaine. with the idiotic swoopy hair #edit 3: i got 2 neuvillettes. from the free primos in my inbox. okay

[jamisonwritestf2trash]

TF2 Mercs As Text Post Pt.2

I thought I uploaded this, but I guess I didn't. Enjoy!

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 shitpost #tf2 demoman #tf2 pyro #nah im lying to myself all of them are sweet and i love them i just forget soilder exsits #tf2 sniper #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #text post #tf2 heavy #but medic scout and sniper are so iconic i just want to dedicate everything to them 🫶🏻 #i like demo too but hes so relateable it hurts #pyro and engie are sweet too #which is sad #hes so silly #nah im lying to myself all of these guys are amazing #i just forget soldier and apparently #i cant spell

[poruvoron]

knight duties

#poruvoron #genshin impact #gi #genshin #diluc #diluc ragnvindr #klee #art #artists on tumblr #illustration #// #overdue art hehehe this was supposed to be posted alongside that juicebox pyro siblings >< #i love these two sm ..

[falseflea]

I dont even really like this pairing i just think its funny

#im like the number 1 engiesniper fan ever i just havent posted like anything them related here my bad #could be like a 4 million image post i love them dearly #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 sniper #tf2 pyro #soldiersniper #american aviators #falseflea art tag

[aeb-art]

cringe is dead or whatever so… here's a super rough comic about geo getting smooched at a new year's eve party o7 (the mall toons of course belong to @8um8le)

happy new year, go kiss a robot xoxo

#2023 #stellar city #sc mall toons #sc geo #sc tele #sc hydro #sc pyro #sc ash #self insert #self ship #wish you all a lovely 2024 xoxo #making geo's clouds explode like a bomb went off lmao #i made the little icons go with their nicknames not their models entirely bc i wanted a television for tele bc i thought it'd be funny #idk why but my favorite panel is just them on the couch i think it's so cute #okay now that i've rambled… i'm like extremely nervous about posting this idk i can't shake the feeling that it's wrong somehow #like i'm indulging to close to the sun idk i'm gonna schedule this so i forget about it by the time it's up #okay i need to go make my brain shut up bye #geo.exe has stopped responding

[immunetoneurotoxin]

“Not a soul assigned to their case at the Bureau could make sense of their existence. There wasn’t a single scientist, parapsychologist, doctor, or specialist with over a dozen PHD’s under the sun that could figure them out. Pyrokinesis in a human? They defy every law of nature, yet they exist amongst humanity regardless. How do you explain that?” “The truth is that there are a lot of unknown things out there in the world that mankind hasn't even begun to scratch the surface of. Everyone flocked to this case trying to find rational answers, but there aren’t any. Look at the files in your hands. By the eyes of science, Pyro should not exist. Don’t you know what happens to things mankind doesn’t understand? The Bureau has done sickening things to them in the name of research.” “That’s why I helped them escape, Conagher.”

Excerpt from the novel INCENDIARY; A TF2 Pyro origin story Read the latest chapter of 'Incendiary' on AO3 here! Artwork created by the incredible @narklos ♡ 

#tf2 #tf2 pyro #if you're reading this hello!! I'm the author of this story! #I was basically struck with an idea one day... what if I created a whole pyro origin story with deep world building and original characters #7 years later here I am :) #the pyro origin story nobody asked for but is getting anyways! #while it is on track to be a origin-type novel it is also still very much a self-indulgent fanfic #I still have a long ways to go before this fic is done but this is by far one of the most ambitious projects Ive ever done for any fandom #and I hope you all love it too <3 #also CAN I JUST SAY #NARKLOS IS A GOD #I gave him a vision and he just blew my fucking mind away with the final product that I'm still in awe about this #Narklos if you're reading this ILY and I can't wait to work with you again <3 #also I should mention that the excerpt IS in the story but in a future chapter that isn’t out yet #but it was fitting for this post :)

[em-doods]

Eyyyy

#I’m backkk #sorry I haven’t posted I haven’t felt like posting on here #I’ve gotten info tf2 I really love the game lmao #tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 spy #pyro #spy #my art #ems art

[peachfreak1750]

✨Red Engineer head cannons✨

Killing comes easily to Dell because…Well he grew up killing. His dad made him kill farm animals and dogs before he was even able to hold a shotgun up. His dad also made him kill people who were considered a “problem”.

Dell has a mom but he doesn’t talk about her because she was lobotomized, I’m thinking about it like Honey Sugarman from Bojack Horsemen. I don’t think he remembers what she was like before the operation but a lot of his fears and mental illnesses come from her.

He’s scared of the dark because when he was a kid he was locked in a room with a corpse and it was pitch black. If he tells the story he swears it moved and spoke to him. Dell was a strange kid and used to see things and the dark made that worse.

He loves the rain but hates lightning, the flashing sends him into a state of panic but he is very good at hiding it.

When Dell was a kid he was really skinny especially compared to his twin brother who was a beef cake. Dell eventually caught up with him but he was not originally the strong one.

Engineer is not a romantic and he doesn’t like feeling like a teenager with dating. Engineer likes romance but it makes him feel awkward and he likes feeling sure of himself and his emotions so he rarely does super romantic things.

He is an atheist and he doesn’t care what anyone says.

He took off his own arm to replace it with the gunslinger and he tells the story to show how serious he is about his work but what he doesn’t say is that when it happened it was mental breakdown gone very very wrong.

Engineer is the dog of the administrator and she literally owns him in every way.

The U.S government initially rejected his respawn tech and to prove that it worked he shot himself and came back moments later.

He loves poker and chess, he was also on the math team and fucking destroyed people in rugby.

He is a twin and has a younger brother. He acted like the eldest. Engineers twin brother was originally the one who was going to continue the family name and business but when he was paralyzed it fall onto Engineers shoulders. Dells younger brother was a con man and was the father to Pyro, after the house fire that was caused by Dells brother Dell took Pyro in and his brother was put in jail.

I think his right eye was taken out in battle and he replaced it with a mechanical one that isn’t noticeable unless it’s dark then you can see how it glows.

Strangely I feel like he loves opera? Idk it’s just true!

…I love him ♥️

#tf2 engineer #text post #engie #Dell Conagher #red engineer #tf2 #Headcannons #I love this man more than life #tf2 pyro #tf2 headcanons

[honkshoo-zzz]

FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC FUCK YOU

#with love #engineer #tf2 #engie tf2 #pyro tf2 #tf2 pyro #tf2 engineer #engineer tf2 #i like them a lot #a whole lot #frenship #nice #team fortress 2 #muah #honkshoozzz art #honkshoozzz post #honkshoozzz

[tf2-incorrect-quotes]

MY TF2 FURRY HEADCANONS 💥💥[LONG POST]

NOTE: PLEASE BEAR IN MIND THAT IN CANON THESE ARE A BUNCH OF GROWN MEN IN THE 60S AND NATURALLY THIS WILL HAVE SOME LEVEL OF OOC CONTENT. HOWEVER TRUST MY BEAUTIFUL MIND. I WILL GROW SOMETHING GOOD IN THIS GARDEN. THE DIFFERING COLORS ARE FOR LEGIBILITY AND NOT TO SHOW WHAT TEAM.

SOLDIER : soldier does not know what a furry is. he has a fursuit. he calls it his battle armor. its awful. it reeks. its handmade. possibly made using real fur. hes infamous at every con in the country. hes banned at the one in teufort. he uses his suit to blend in with the other con-attendees because he thinks they are actual, real anthropomorphic animals. he identifies heavily with his fursona and draws it frequently. PYRO : pyro SCOUT : hates them with a passion but if you ask him why he just says 'i dunno.. i just think its kinda weird'. probably out of some desperation for peer approval. but also at the same time itd be really funny if he just didnt care. pick your poison DEMO : demo is like "aye thats a wee bit odd" and then gets in an argument with scout about what his fursona would be because scout is like "with your halloween costumes i thought youd love being drawn as a hyena" (its a maned fox) and then he gives a long drunken (argument goes on for a long time) speech about why hed be . like. a cu-sith or something. ('those things aint even real' 'yes they fuckin are mate ive seen one with me own eye') . if he actually saw someone in a fursuit depending on sobriety and their sona he either wouldnt really care because people can have hobbies or he would start acting buddy buddy because he mistook it for the wulver HEAVY : heavy doesnt really care for that kinda stuff. doesnt see the point in wearing animal suits unless you are camoflaging among the bears in the siberian wilderness in order to get their meat without gaining the attention of the mother. pyro draws him a fursona once and hes like . mm. good. because bears are large and honorable creatures. SNIPER : sniper is a man who lives alone in a camper van whos job is sitting still all day. he would be a furry. see my vision boy. itd be some weird animal too like a reptile or something. he wouldnt be loud and proud about it. he dreams scout finds out in the way a bully finds out about the protagonists dark secret in a high school drama movie and then tells everyone else and then they kill him with hammers and he wakes up in a cold sweat. ENGINEER : engie doesnt bash it because hes glad folks have their hobbies and he can admire the creative skill and ability of the community. pyro draws him as a beaver sometimes (non anthropomorphic, just a beaver with a hardhat, goggles and overalls) and he doesnt mind and it starts becoming his favourite animal because of that. i dont think he'd ever really directly identify with the community though. probably calls them 'furbies' from time to time because he forgets the word. SPY : spy thinks theyre all degenerate freaks and is happy to loudly claim this. he has several incredibly expensive suits and attends cons frequently. hes been here for years. he tries to sneak around it and deny anything to do with them but the team Knows. they all know. MEDIC : i honestly didnt know for him. other mod suggested he has an awful flesh homunculus fursuit that lives and breathes on its own. you crawl inside and its sticky and wet and warm and pulses. doesnt even have anything to do with the subculture.

#I WAS THINKING ABOUT USING THIS BLOG FOR THINGS LIKE THIS FOR A WHILE NOW #ALSO THE OTHER MOD HAS BEEN DOING LIKE #ALL THE INCORRECT QUOTES AND I FEEL BAD I NEED TO CONTRIBUTE #mod soldier #tf2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 demoman #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #tf2 medic #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #tf2 heavy #tf2 engineer #team fortress 2 #ITS INCREASINGLY OBVIOUS WHO IM INSANE ABOUT BY THIS POST ALONE #IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS FEEL FREE TO ADD THEM #I LOVE YOU #long post #tf2 headcanons

[pyr0peyt]

Winter be damned my girl can SLAY

#did some Chowder type shit with the plaid cuz respectfully no way was I drawing all that shit #yah I'm drawing her with tanned skin cuz I like the way it looks #weather be damned this girl can SERVE #pyro's art #srmthfg #jinmay #I love drawing her in different outfits and whatnot it's so fun #originally intended for this to be my last art post of 2023 but it ended up taking much longer than I expected #so first art post of the year!!!! hell yeah!!!! #alt text in image

[carmecle]

sry i died for a bit >^< busy life does not account for the guy!! here is some photos i made of him ❣️❣️❣️

hope you like it as much as i do❣️❣️❣️

#my edit #my post #pyro edit #team fortress 2 memes #team fortress pyro #i love pyro #tf2 pyro #pyro tf2 #tf2 #picture #image #pyro #the guy!! #hes so babygirl #he’s so silly #team fortress 2 #idk what else to tag