#PLEASE GOD I AM IN AGONY

[saltpepperbeard]

hi everyone how are we doing i'll go first i am absolutely agonized over corporate greed robbing us of stede getting to marry for love and ed getting to be the beautiful bride he's always dreamt of being

#OFMD #Gentlebeard #Blackbonnet #Edward Teach #Stede Bonnet #want to tear my heart out of my ribcage quite honestly lmao #i pray for a miracle and pray that somehow we'll see their wedding #SOMEHOW #LIKE GALAVANT FILMED A LITTLE THANK YOU VIDEO FOR THEIR FANS' EFFORTS #SO I'M LIKE #LITTLE THANK YOU WEDDING??? MAYBE????? SHFJKDFHKLDFD #PLEASE GOD I AM IN AGONY

[sootnuki]

strike me, pierce me straight through the heart 🔪❤️

(bloodless version below cut)

#sam and max #my art #GOD PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS. I AM IN AGONY

[grumpytrans]

#god im so!!!!!! grumpy!!!!!! rn!!!!!!! #ough #meme #agony #the agonies #lol #bernie sanders #i am once again asking #grumpy #me #mine #horror #memes #mental health #mental illness #please

[whatismordor]

Ronance because I can’t sleep haha 🔮

Robin is accidentally really flirty and Nancy is just like “holy shit wtf I’m literally going to combust????”

Nancy would literally never visit family video until she met Robin and now she visits twice a week and pretends to look at the movies, but she’s actually just (not very subtly) staring at Robin, who doesn’t notice her doing it, unlike Steve, who is just staring at the two being extremely gay and is just like ‘wtf bro 🧍’

One time Steve spent the night at Eddie’s house, so she had to call Nancy to come pick her up for work, and she was just rambling the entire drive there while Nancy was listening like her life depended on it

Nancy has offered to pay for Robin to get a drivers license but she refuses and says, “No I couldn’t take your money” but it’s actually just because she loves it when Nancy drives her to work

Robin confessed to Nancy first but Nancy is the one to actually kiss her first

Robin is really nervous when they first start dating but is actually really flirty once she gets comfortable in the relationship

Nancy: *says something romantic* Robin: oh my god… do you like… have a crush on me or something? 🤭 Nancy: Why am I dating you? 😐

Nancy is genuinely so flustered by how their height difference and Robin is very so clueless

When literally ANYONE looks at Robin the wrong way, she steps up to them and is like, “You got a problem, bud?” And Robin is standing behind her like “Jgsjdgsjsgdjdg 🧍”

Nancy also gets very jealous, so if anyone tries to flirt with Robin, she’ll either give them the death stare or walk up and put her arm around Robin’s shoulder

Okay that’s al I have for now but I’m literally in love with these two idiots <33

#i love them so much #like​ bro you don’t understand #they’re my everything #live laugh loving #these two idiots #oh my god #they’re so cute i love them #i litterally cannot #i need them #you know what else I need? sleep #i am so sleep deprived #please send help #i am in agony #gay people are ruining my life /pos #ronance #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #stranger things season 4 #theyre gay your honor #robin x nancy #we were robbed #please let them be happy #please 😭

[spearxwind]

i actually just downloaded like. 50 pictures of rattlesnakes and death adders so I can study their head shapes when I have time

#literally i have been drawing snakes so wrong this whole time 😭😭😭😭 adri im so sorry #im listening and learning (hopefully) #thunderclap #also my god i will literally do fucking ANYTHING instead of study huh. i keep finding random shit to keep me sane during finals #i am not having what we would define as a good time my dudes #yesterday after i finished my 18 page report i like. just made eight brushes. for diffusion textures. and then slung them at my friends #like please enjoy these even if u are not interested in them #feeling uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I DONT WANT TO GO TO CLASS. I WANT TO STAY HOME AND DRAW SNAKES. #THE AGONY IS ETERNAL (until june 6) BUT ETERNAL NONTHELESS.

[ozymandiasdirge]

finishedd chapter 767

#one piece #oh so the pain is endless and the agony is neverending #was going to watch the anime for this tonight but uh #but uhhhh yeah im not surviving that #i probably should have waited to read this until after #i was not still actively like....ill and on several medications #im being method. its fine. i am coping. #unrelated: if oda kills law after making me read through these seven chapters #he will never know peace i will find him in real life #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ENOUGH

[particlegentleman]

Men?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

#SOBBING CRYING WHY CANT I UNDERSTAND #OH GOD THIS MUST BE IT. THIS MUST BE THE MOON'S CURSE THEY WARNED ME OF... #OHG GOD. OH GOD NO. THE TRANSFORMATION... ITS. ITS HERE!!! OHHH GOD #AAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHH #NOOOOOOOOO OOHH GODDD NOO!!!! PLEASE GOD NO NO NO NO. AAAAAAAARRRRGHGHGHGH THE AGONY #OH GOD... WHAT AM I TURNING INTO......?! OH MY LORD ARGHHGHGHGGGHHHH #wh..what is this...? ! #im... a. a steed? why does my mind fill with this need to gallop off into the sunset...? #the sky... its so beautiful. the grass is so green. the birds are singing... i.. this is so beautiful..! the world is so beautiful!! #how could i not see before...!? maybe the transformation was... worth it?? i see everything in a new light now..! #i wish only to graze in the fields. to gallop into the sunset. to frolic through the forest with all the woodland creatures surrounding #oh god. its so beautiful. its so peaceful here. THANK THE STARS! THIS IS NOT A CURSE. BUT A BLESSING!!!!!!!!! #.txt #ask

[the-eater-of-flesh]

my clout addiction is screaming at me someone please make the voices stop i need attention

#gimme clout #clout goblin #i want attention #aaaaaaaaaa #make the voices stop please #oh god the voices #please tumblr have mercy #give me attention #please #i am in agony

[canary-song]

I need to give Peni Parker so many silly novelty car bumper stickers for the SP//DR mech. Immediately. It's important.

Like this.

#blogcat: headcanons #peni parker #eyestrain tw #'my other car is an honors student'/'my other car is texan' type beat #'how am I driving? how does a nuclear reactor even function? how can a loving god inflict such agony?' #please. please see my vision

[memoryoflife]

Woooo ask games!!! what about orchid, cactus and aloe vera? hope that's not too many!

orchid ⇢ what’s a song you consider to be perfect?

schoolin' by everything everything. not even a fucking competition. like... god. this song. i already rambled about it previously on my side blog but this FUCKING song!!!!!! resonates with me SO badly. i can remember the exact moment i first heard it! it came on when i was on a train and i could barely hear it bc of the tunnel noises but GOD it clicked with me immediately (i didn't have to relisten to it at all!!!)

like. shit!! SHIT!! words cannot encapsulate my love for this song! the music, the lyrics, ALL OF IT!! it just clicks with me so perfectly. the lyrics may look like a mess but good god i could ramble for HOURS about them. pl ease talk to me about everything everything i am so normal (liar. liar. will talk your ears off about them will spam incessantly)

but uhh god fucking. hell. how do i wrap this up. go listen to schoolin'. the entire coda part of it fucks hard as hell

cactus ⇢ something you’re currently learning (about)?

currently!! ich lerne deutsch!!!! aka learning german, i'm taking lessons hehe. i've always wanted to do it but never found the time with schooling, so i finally got started on it last year during my gap year. i've got family in germany so like... yeah, i've wanted to do this for ages. currently at a2 proficiency; it's a little slow, but we're getting there!

aloe vera ⇢ what’s something (mundane) you really want to experience in life?

ahhh another thing i'd like to experience... this one isn't mundane at all LMAO but i would kill to fly business class or higher someday. definitely not happening anytime soon (if not ever) because god that's expensive, but it's a fervent longing i get every single time i go to the airport. please. let me lie down LET ME LIE DOWN MY LEGS ARE SO LONG LET ME LIE DOWN

ty for the ask!!! ^^

#asks #0rchidm4ntis #i love talking abt music i am So Normal please enable me #anyways yeah. please let me fly fancy someday #not mundane at all but my GOD i want it so bad. #im like 177cm :') my legs too fucking long to be comfy please- #everytime my family flies to germany. oh my god i need to get up every hour or so to walk my legs are in crippling agony #also NOT TOO MANY AT ALL i welcome all of this

[arnold-layne]

i never write confessions of love into my fics because i dont want to subject my characters to that kind of torture

#which. if you have read any of my fics. says a lot about what i think about that whole romance thing #romance is so overrated this is literally not and should never have been considered the peak love can reach #i am DEFINITELY aromantic i am now sure of that. sure hope i didnt have to discover that through an excruciating process #of a guy confessing his love to me and me only being able to say something like ‘hope you arent #making a rash decision here’ #the fucking AGONY even if he didnt think it was a rash decision he absolutely regrets it now im sure of it #i feel like a horrible person for saying that but i also couldnt force myself to lie to him #god just kill me please strike me down with a lightning anything i dont wanna exist anymore #uuuuughhgahagsghsshwhwgshsgahsgagshsgssjsgshsush #<- me trying to choke on my spit and die #arnold’s laments

[ayyponine]

had the best job interview in my life last monday and now i keep refreshing my inbox 80 times a day like hellooooo get back to meeee

#im so fucking chronically online and suffering for it #ive been antsy since wednesday like WHY havent i heard frm them yet. we were SO on the same level what happened?! #am i doing a specialised job course next week to learn the skills or not?! please just lmk!!! #can i get job security in a branch i actually would enjoy can i scratch that off the list and breathe a lil easier??? #or is it back to grovelling applying fr shit i dont want please i AM half agony half hope over here hello!!!! #thank god i have d&d tonight cant obsessively refresh my inbox when im biking then fighting fictional threats aaaaaah!

[lovetheorem]

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#god please let me win the idgaf war pleaseeee #like i Am winning #but pain #hatred #agony

[onesaltysir]

Desperate for solutions as I have tried anti histamines, painkillers, decongestants, cold medicine, like 3 kinds of tea, theraflu, hot showers, hot baths, steam, hot compress, cold compress, straight lemon, straight ginger, spicy food, sinus massage, a literal fucking vibrator to my face, if you can think of it I've probably done it.

I have a cold and a sinus infection, and it's to the point where the sinus pressure is making me want to rip my teeth out. Any remedy I try either does not work or only works for about 20 minutes. If anyone has any suggestions for actual sinus pressure relief, please tell me immediately because this needs to be gone by like tomorrow afternoon.

#I am in agony #I have done deeds that would make you die immediately #I am on so many different meds right now and absolutely zero are working #SOMEONE PLEASE #I HAVE A 13 HOUR TRAINING STARTING AT 7 AM ON THURSDAY AND THEN AGAIN ON FRIDAY #PLEASE HELP ME #GOD PLEASE HELP #I AM IN SO MUCH PAIN PLEASE

[wearetheworldender]

nobody follows me here so i am literally all alone.

i am sure nobody will ever see this.

but i truly want to kill myself.

if i cannot do anything to help, i am doing nothing. if i am doing nothing, i am making it worse by default. it is my body and my soul. every cell of my body, every inch of my skin and flesh, every hair on my head, every breath i take, every word i speak, everything my eyes see, every time i wake up or go to sleep, every dream i have ever had or will have, every moment I have ever experienced, every memory I possess, every cent i spend, every motion of my body, every word i speak, everything i eat or drink, every roof that has ever been over my head, this phone in my hands, this blood on my hands, this evil in my heart, my whole heart, my whole body, my whole soul -

every tear I cry, right now -

it is making this happen.

i am making this happen.

i have always been making this happen. i always will be.

#every ounce of pain in tbis world is because of every cell in my body. #it burns #i swear to god i can feel it happening. #i can feel it. #there is a burning between this world and my skin but i am not the thing burning #i am burning this world #my flesh is burning this world at every point of contact #how dare i save to fix my fucking teeth #my teeth are making this happen. #guilty fucking teeth. #they should each be pulled out and burned #i was right. this was never a second chance. #this is hell. #i deserve nothing less. #if anything i deserve to be somewhere screaming again. #i deserve it all. #i want it all. #please god please let it be me. #i have learned my lesson. #please let me take it. please give all the agony to me. please let me get what i deserve #god. god. please. #badpostingdontlook

[heart-bones]

I gotta stop reading emotionally devastating fics before bed

#i want to cry i want to throw UP #it was HORRIBLE #god damn it i hate dark bruce but it writes so well i am in agony #i sobbed ! i dropped my phone and SOBBED ! #anyway everyone go read One Way Glass by wormsin please suffer like i suffer