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Just so we're clear if you don't understand why women are choosing the bear then you're part of the problem

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With how I've left facility work and am going onto home health I should probably start working out so I can actually lift patients on my own huh

#The thing is I have never actually worked out before #I've exercised and I do exercise regularly (I mostly go for walks to help with my bad leg) but never worked out #I'd go with my roommate but his gym is expensive and very crowded and honestly I think we have enough equipment at home #I'm not stepping foot near the gym crowd they scare me #I'm just actually a twink and I have no idea where to start #Jesus christ man what is a tiny little nurse man to do

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Thanks for the question, Anon! I had to combine the “10” with the “more than 10” because I ran out of space! Hope it works.

For me I have a lot of health issues and can’t work because of it, and family issues as well, but if it was a perfect world, I would choose two kids. That way they have each other.

-submit your poll!-

#None #Absolutely not #Anyone who actually wants children is brainwashed and needs to stay the fuck away from me #antinatalist for life #proud antinatalist #antinatalism #pro choice #children are disgusting #childfree by choice #childfree #childfree for life #If I start even slightly implying I want children ever I need to be killed on sight immediately #breeders are selfish #i hate breeders #fuck breeders #fuck you if you're a breeder

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No you'te not "acoustic"

You're not "delulu coded"

You're not "letting the intrusive thoughts win

You are being SILLY ONLINE

KILL THE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION IN YOUR BRAIN

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Hope everyone is jerking off 2day. Dont let Christ win ❤️

[onesaltysir]

Hmmm... Something about the new shopkeep next door seems sus.

print available on etsy

on twitter

speedpaint video

extra 1 | extra 2 | Comic Part 1 | Comic Part 2

#This is my cause of death #Wonderful work OP

[onesaltysir]

Love love love the thought of someone pausing their work, thinking they’re going to sneeze, hitching a few times, and losing it. They go back to working, but it happens again, and again, until they can hardly focus because of the maddening sneeze that simply will not come. In the end, they sneeze without warning (or perhaps they fail to heed the warning they did have, after their nose cried wolf too many times), and have to scramble to cover. Or don’t.

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[onesaltysir]

Gimli is the ideal man. You guys are just cowards.

Had a debate with a friend and now I gotta know

please reblog for larger sample size, my friend bet me no one would say Gimli and I wanna prove her wrong

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sorry for having a huge cock and correct opinions on everything. as if it’s my fault.

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Ending abusive relationships is so coquette 💖

[onesaltysir]

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

[onesaltysir]

a few reminders because i’m tired and angry

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

adult women aren’t inherently creepy for being in fandom and having hobbies apart from raising babies and doing taxes

the vast majority of people pushing back against the worrying trend of instigating harassment over fictional characters and relationships aren’t incest supporters or pedophiles, actually

liking a m/f ship doesn’t make someone a dirty heterosexual invading your space

preferring gay ships doesn’t make you ‘’woke’’ and good

no one owes you a disclaimer that they are a good person who recognizes that their favorite fictional villain’s actions are evil and that they don’t condone those actions irl

liking a fictional villain is in no way comparable to advocating abuse/murder/genocide/etc and you’re a fucking idiot if you believe that

just because a woman is attracted to a fictional villain doesn’t mean she’s promoting toxic relationships or going to end up in a toxic relationship. assuming women can’t tell fiction and reality apart stinks of internalized misogyny 

some rando’s a/b/o fanfics have none of the level of influence that popular tv shows and movies spreading propaganda have

no one owes you a detailed description of their traumas and mental health problems

abusive relationships are not the same as enemies to lovers ships

y’all need to chill the fuck out over people, relationships, actions and events that don’t actually exist and learn how to enjoy and discuss them like normal people

fandom is a hobby, not a form of activism

feel free to add more

[onesaltysir]

Make some noise in the club if you're the most boring person alive!!!!! 🥳🎉✨️❤️🥰🤩💅😘‼️🙏🏆😍💋💋💋💖❤️‍🔥💕💞❤️💝💗💘💫🪷🌸🌹🥂🍾

#I hate myself so much #I'm actually so boring #I'm not good at anything and I'm barely even able to do anything due to mental and chronic illness #I'm actually the shittiest person alive #I hate waking up in the morning

[onesaltysir]

Do you think tumblr will ever learn the difference between “I’m defending this person because I agree with them wholeheartedly and I am also like this person” and “I’m defending this person because your behavior is dangerous and you need to stop”

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Got two radfems in my ask box <3

#I won't be answering that shit lol #Kiss my ass #One step forward and two steps back with terfs and radfems honestly #If you don't like my blog then block me it's ok #Just say you think men can't be abused and go

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tumblr is wild because you’ll see a post that’s vagueing about another popular post and go like huh yeah you’re right. but then you finally see the post that post was talking about and it’s just literally not what the person talking about it claimed it was