#Omi's a bitch

[todayisafridaynight]

oh god now you've put wet cat sawashiro in my brain

sawashiro to ichi: yeah i hope he fucking hates me. i'm going to make his life a living hell. i want to put that bitch into the mf ground

sawashiro to masato: i would never say it if only not to burden you with my feelings but each time i fail you i contemplate the worthlessness of my life

sawashiro wouldve let masato shoot him in the kneecap if he asked. he doesnt even have to ask he could just do it whenever he wanted to

#snap chats #sawashiro ily youre so miserable <3 #im still obsessed with the sequence of scenes after arakawa's murder it's genuinely the funniest shit #cause the first time we see sawashiro afterwards it's in a scene where he's really all No Bullshit and Clearly Losing It #yk Big Scary Guy puncturing in eyeballs and promising to get revenge for his boss #AND THEN THE VERY NEXT SCENE WE SEE HIM HE'S THE EPITOME OF 🥺 WHEN TALKING TO AOKI I CAAAANT #IT'S SUCH A FUNNY CONTRAST LIKE HE'S SO PATHETIC IN ANY SCENE WITH AOKI #boy dont talk to me bout restartin the omi shut up. i wanna watch your son yell at you and call you a lil bitch #SOOOO funny

[moonsnqil]

Kiyoomi calling Atsumu Atsu > Kiyoomi calling Atsumu 'Tsumu

#im actually very passionate about this #i hate when omi calls him tsumu in fics on a regular basis #i just think that if osamu calls him tsumu then atsumu may prefer something different with kiyoomi #and kiyoomi probably knows full well how osamu refers to his brother and doesnt want to take that same route when theres another option #nothing compares to fic scenes when theyre having a ~moment~ and kiyoomi whispers a quiet 'atsu' #like bitch pls my heart #hq #haikyuu!! #skts #sakuatsu

[homosubtext]

university au…… omi is an organic chemistry major and has to take his required 1 year of physics and hates it…. atsumu who is a physics major but has to take a required year of chemistry and hates it….. perhaps they work together

#furudate didn’t say what omis major was in college and i have decided it was organic chemistry. that is an organic chemistry bitch if i’ve #ever seen one. like just trust me bro please #they are both too prideful to ask for help so they just end up doing work next to each other and asking vague questions to figure out their #assignments but it’s not too embarrassing bc they’re both in the same boat of not knowing what’s going on #no i’m not projecting shut up #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #sakuatsu #reymbles

[daz4i]

every time i get into a new media i find the most autistic bitch and propose him marriage

#sometimes there's a bit of a delay at first. like what happened with omi. and now kunikida #oh shit it's always the autism/ocd combo bitches....... #they have bewitched me body and soul

[minkkumaz]

hot bitches cant do math

#∞ ₒ ˚ omi's chats #hi im hot bitches

[puzzle-bi]

*looks tenderly in your eyes and sees how disappointed you are* ….What if we leave with the kitty? *mouth curves upwards a little hoping to give a promising smile*

- Kiyoomi <3

I know what you're trying to do here, but I really don't want you to agree to a cat just because I'm a little sad that we're not getting one *softly caresses your cheek with my thumb* I love you and I don't want you to feel uncomfortable in our place with a cat running around. We can just go to a cat cafe or something so I can get my dose of cutness and I'll be fine *smiles and pecks your lips*

#omi anon ♥ #that meme that says no bitches? #but it's omi #and it says #no kitties? #im so unnfuny #bye

[highviews]

i just have to say you’re all so lucky i dont write for shinomi because they are so jackieshauna coded

#‘i know what you’re hungry for.’ #omi you pathetic bitch ur just like shauna

[kiwanopie]

Laptop

boyfriend!kiyoomi part IV!

“So… Where’d you two meet?”

Sakusa sighs.

This was exactly the scenario he was trying to avoid. Sitting on the bed adjacent to his longtime teammate and trying to avert his eyes from the way he kicks his feet from under him like an overgrown school boy. His gleeful - prying eyes sear holes in the side of his head from where he’s got his nose pointed at his laptop monitor, and if his hunch should tell him anything; it’s that little Mr. GossipGirl won’t rest until he’s juiced him of all the mushy details.

But the problems not that he doesn’t like talking about you. It’s the opposite actually, he could start and never finish, it’s just…

It’s embarrassing to get all sweet and blushy in front of this honey-eyed fool or any of his teammates. He hates the vulnerability of it all. Fending off a smile and trying to minimize all of these very big, very honest feelings he has about you. And ever since meeting you he’s been very slowly but surely pushing himself away from his previous dispositions.

Aloof old Omi, safely reclusive - inside his little shell, has peeked his head out and fallen in love with the sun.

This guy’s gonna eat that shit up.

Sakusa grazes his finger along the touch pad, tapping it a few times before grumbling curtly. “Can you go to bed already?”

“Not without a bedtime story,” Atsumu chirps. “C’mon. Tell me all about ‘er! I know you want to.”

Sakusa sighs again as he taps in a few loud keys. White orange tinted light turning his skin a filtered fuchsia as the screen flickers. “What are you five? You’re a little too old to be swapping secrets like a grade schooler.”

“Is she a secret though?”

“She’s not.” And that’s a resolute answer if he’s ever heard one.

“Then why won’t you tell me about her?!”

“Because-“ Sakusa blows out an exasperated breath.

There’s a long moment he spends pointing his nose to the hotel ceiling to quietly deliberate. Longer the few seconds he spends clenching and unclenching his jaw as his eyes fall and his pupils twitch in careful thought. He opens his mouth - closes it again but his lips part on their own. Sakusa blows out a breath until his voice comes tumbling after it, and it pains him to know that his fight for composure was fruitless.

“If I tell you, will you shut up and go to bed?”

Atsumu crosses his fingers over his chest. “Hand to God.”

Sakusa stares at him for a while.

“We’ve been… dating for the past couple of years,” Three years and eighteen days of pure bliss. “She was one of my sister's students so we met through her.”

The uncut version is that Sakusa stormed his sister’s office before her lecture could fully clear to bitch about her saddling him with mom on his only days off. Had to have looked mad as a snake when he walked in there, face twisted up and everything.

And obviously a 6’4 Olympian isn’t what your average college student expects to run into during their four o’clock lecture, especially when he’s calling out to their professor like he’s got a loaded gun in his hand. But you were too busy filling in your last minute notes to care about him or whatever he was doing at the time.

Sakusa sees you but he doesn’t see you. He just knows you’re the only person in this room and there’s a wicked witch on the loose. “Have you seen Kyouka?”

You hum. “Sakusa-san?”

“Obviously.”

Your eyes are the first thing he notices when you raise your head. They’re doey and soft and disarming. You’ve got that kind of look to you that reminds him of a love song; one of those old school radio ones that you hear in the car on the way to work but it’s stuck in your head throughout the day and you can’t stop singing it under your breath.

“You look like someone shit in your laptop and closed it.” You say.

The tendons in his jaw stress as you point your extended arm toward the door. “She’s in Nabuya’s lecture down the hall but, I don’t think she’s gonna talk to you with your face all twisted up like that.”

Sakusa quietly nods before turning his heel for the door.

It took two whole months of silently pining and bringing his sister pickled daikon for lunch to finally get you to agree to go out with him, and since then he’s been living on cloud nine.

“Oh-Ho!,” Atsumu grins. “And did charmin’ ol Omi put the work on her? ‘That it?”

He didn’t anticipate how dry the air would be on your first date so he wound up with a nosebleed that geysered for like a solid five minutes. “Yeah…”

“A’right, a’right, So… How is it that I’m just hearin’ about her now? I mean, from that phone call-“

“Let’s not talk about the phone call.”

Atsumu titters. And he seems genuinely happy to see his friend all settled down and loving someone so earnestly. He knows how difficult relationships can be for a high maintenance guy like him, and it’s refreshing to see his edges softened a little. He kicks his feet until he’s pressed against the headboard adjacent to Sakusa, smiling at him from across the way as he cradles a pillow against his chest.

“You should know that you’re safe to talk about yer personal life with us, Omi. It’s not like we were gonna tease ya too much about it.”

Sakusa blows out a short breath through his nose. “I know that. It’s just-…”

The way Sakusa softens up is quite honestly enough to make him start to blush. “____’s really special to me. So, I guess it’s hard to bring her up without getting touchy about feedback.”

Atsumu throws his head back a little. “Well, it’s flatterin’ that you’re bein’ so honest about it with me.”

“Don’t get used to it.”

He snorts as he rests his head on the headboard with a quiet thump!

And then he furrows.

Atsumu leans in to get a better look at his monitor. “Why ya lookin’ up purses?”

Sakusa hurriedly shuts his laptop.

Physical therapy

#boyfriend!kiyoomi #sakusa kiyoomi #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #hq sakusa #bnha x reader #hq x reader #hq fluff #hq #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu sakusa #sakusa fluff #sakusa x reader

[kairismess]

Hayoo!! Can I request Sakusa enemies to lovers?? I love the man sm :'))

hearts' day 009.

in which kiyoomi's got a soft spot for his favorite pain in the ass.

"i didn't hear a flush."

his deep, stern voice filled your ears as you exited the restroom, with sakusa about to use it next. his dark, wavy hair did nothing to obscure the total judgement he had written all over his face as he scrunched up his eyebrows and nose, practically glaring down at you as you exited the washroom with... wet hands, much to his disdain.

"...and you didn't even dry your hands?" he asked you with a slight scoff in his tone as his gaze darkened. you sighed and unceremoniously wiped your hands on your shirt, making sakusa part himself away from you even more. "that's even worse." "you're quite chatty today, omi, don't tell me you picked today to be a huge bitch." you retorted with a sly smile on your face, taunting him as he sprayed some sanitizer on his hands before opening the door to the comfort room.

"it appears your hands aren't the only body part you need cleaning today. i have a good mouthwash i could recommend you, i feel like you'll be needing it." he spoke with a condescending tone as he glared at you from underneath his dark bangs.

"and i think you need some bug killing spray. not for the roaches in the locker room, but for the pest i see in front of me right now." you retaliated, smiling widely and innocently as a vein popped up on sakusa's temple.

he wordlessly shut the door to the comfort room to do his business, making you chuckle a little under your breath as you mentally tallied your score against him for the 'greatest comebacks of all time' (in which, he was in the lead by about... 5 points).

you didn't exactly loathe sakusa, it was just so much fun to piss him off and make him walk away. he was always an interesting guy to you, just a little bit of... 'a bitch', as you loved to call him. to sakusa, you annoyed him more than the three thorns by his side: bokuto, hinata, and atsumu–and that was a great feat, because nobody in the history of ever has provoked sakusa to continuously answer back and one-up you more than they have.

you made sakusa feel like there was a little more to life than going to volleyball games, fan meet-ups (which he barely attended anyway), and just... anything else. you gave him some spice in his life, and though he had a preference for the bland, everyday he was so used to, it felt nice to have a little kick in his day when you start it off by giving him a backhanded compliment or a sly middle finger with a cute smile on your face.

when he entered the team's gym one day and didn't see you in your usual spot by the treadmills at the usual time you were there. he found it a little strange, but decided not to question it; he decided to text you after his training.

and true to his word, he had a brown paper bag full of bottled waters, fruits, and vitamin supplements. he handed you your favorite scented spray of his, he only knew it was your favorite when you asked him if he was wearing any perfume or where he got that scent from and presumed you took a liking to it.

you told sakusa weakly, and repeatedly, that you didn't need any help, that you were fine, despite being stuck to your bed and coughing and sneezing up a storm. "just shut up and let me take care of you. i'll help you get back to your snarky little self in a few days." he said with a softer voice than normal, about to spoon-feed you some homemade chicken soup that he made specifically for you.

you felt a little taken aback at his kindness, your eyebrows raising involuntarily at his act of charity. you decided not to fight it and give in to trust him and in his caregiving methods. he was surprisingly gentle with you, for a guy who would constantly chide and judge you to get back at you, he did do a good job of being sweet and caring at times.

maybe you wouldn't mind seeing this gentlemanly side of his more often now...

#kiyoomi sakusa #hq kiyoomi #hq sakusa #sakusa x reader #sakusa kiyoomi #haikyuu sakusa #msby sakusa #kiyoomi sakusa x reader #sakusa x you #sakusa x y/n #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #kiyoomi x reader #haikyuu kiyoomi #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu x you #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu x gender neutral reader #haikyuu x gn!reader #hq x gender neutral reader #hq x y/n #hq x you #hq x reader #hq imagines #hq fanfiction

[wakasaz]

My mind is filled with Waka being a brat tamer🤭

𐙚 Pairing: Wakasa Imaushi x fem!reader

𐙚 CW: Dom waka, brat reader, unprotected sex, rough sex, choking, slapping, pet names, jealousy, mean Waka

𐙚 18+ MDNI [n]sfw

𐙚 Word Count: 1.1k

𐙚AN: not proof read.

𐙚 To say Waka was shocked you were less than thrilled to see him at your door was an understatement. “What? Not happy to see me darlin’?” You roll your eyes “Don’t call me that” Wakas eyes widen slightly. Usually you love whatever pet name he calls you. You turn and walk into your apartment leaving the door open so he can follow.

𐙚 You haven’t seen each other in a few weeks and if he knew that he it would cause you to have attitude with him he would of came to see you sooner.

𐙚 You and Wakasa have a simple arrangement. When he shows up or calls you know its to fuck. He never contacts you for anything else. You’re fine with this. You get free sex and sex with Waka is always good but today you are not in the mood to see him. You’ve been pissy since you woke up. Everything that could go bad today did and you are just ready to crawl in bed and forget about it.

𐙚 You ignore him as he talks to you, rolling your eyes every few words. He asked you something. You weren’t listening so you just clicked your tongue and turned your head away from him.

𐙚 Before you can even register what is going on your back connects to the wall and Waka has his hand around your throat, he is so close your noses are almost touching. “I’m tired of the fucking attitude. Now are you going to let me fuck this tight pussy or am I going to have to find some other bitch to get me off?”

𐙚 Your eyes widen slightly before going back to normal. You chuckle, smirking at him. “You find one of your other bitches then, not like you can fuck me goodenough anyway.”

𐙚 Wakasa lets out a growl before his mouth is on your in a heated kiss. You feel him squeeze your neck. Not tight enough to hurt you but enough to cut off air for a second. His tongue slips in your mouth and you fight for dominance but he wins when he squeezes your neck again. You let a moan slip past your lips and he smirks against you.

𐙚 He pulls you from the wall walking backwards towards your bedroom. Once inside he pushes you down on the bed standing over you readjusting himself. “You going to be a good girl and suck my cock?”

𐙚 “I’ll bite it” “no you won't. Not if you want to come too” He tells you to strip. You roll your eyes at him but can’t ignore the way it made your pussy clench. “Take them off yourself” Waka tilts his head to the side and smirks down at you “Still wanna be a brat I see” he says while running his hand up your bare thigh stopping right at the bottom of your skirt. “That's fine” his hand slides high fingers under your skirt “I only really need one thing off” he says as he strokes your clothed pussy before pushing your panties to the side and finding your clit.

𐙚 You bite your lip trying to hold back a moan when he adds more pressure and speeds up his movements. He pokes a finger at your entrance feeling how wet you are. He groans at the feeling. “Soaked and just from a little petting” he mocks. You harden your gaze at him glaring. He chuckles before shoving his finger in starting slow but building his pace, curling his finger at just the right spot. “You going to be my good girl now?” He adds a second finger this time no matter how hard you bite your lip a moan falls from you. “There she is”

𐙚 Your legs are shaking, your biting your lip so hard you can taste blood when an idea pops into your head. “Omi fingers me better” All movements stop. You want to whine at the loss of pleasure but your pride won’t let you. “What did you just say, princess?”

𐙚 “I said Omi fingers me better. He has thicker and longer fingers than you. Now that I think about it he fucks me better too.”

𐙚 “That so” He says through gritted teeth before he grabs your hips flipping you over on all fours. “Ass up” he pushes your face into the mattress, flipping your skirt over your plump ass before delivering a hard slap. “You wanna be a whore, I’ll fuck you like a whore” He grips your panties pushing them to the side as he frees himself from his pants hissing as the cool air hits him.

𐙚 “Your going to take my cock like a good girl and your going to thank me for it” He shoves himself into you, no warning, no time to adjust as he starts a brutal pace. He’s gripping your hips so hard you know it’s going to bruise but you don’t care it feels so good. Waka has never fucked you hard. It’s always been sweet, almost loving. If you didn’t know Waka better you’d think he was in love with you.

𐙚 “Take it” he says as his fingers find your clit. “Your going to come on my cock and milk me for everything I’ve got” you moan into the bed, hands balling into fists, clenching the sheets. You're so full. It’s been so long since he visited you forgot how well he fills you up.

𐙚 You feel your release building. Your moaning and drooling into the mattress when everything stops. Waka is shallowly thrusting into you and his fingers are off of you. “No” you whine “Your going to beg if you want to come. Beg like a bitch in heat.” your pride doesn’t want you to. If you had more willpower you wouldn’t but fuck you were right there. “Please” “You can do better than that” he says delivering a hash thrust than going back to shallow

𐙚 “Please waka, please let me come. Let me milk your cock, fill me up like I’m your little slut, just please let me come” You beg tears rolling down your cheeks as you cry into the sheets pray he gives you your release.

𐙚 “That's more like it” his fingers are on you again and his fast deep thrust are back. “Come” He demands. You’re moaning and scream his name repeating it like it's the only word you know. Probably because right now it is. Your legs are shaking as your release washes over you. The feeling of you clenching his cock is enough to push him over the edge. He fills you up telling you to take it all like the good girl he knows you are.

𐙚 You both lay there catching your breath when Waka walks away. He comes back a few minutes later, picking you up and carrying you to the bathroom, stripping you of your clothes. He lays you down in a warm bath rubbing your back, working out any knots. He kisses you “See you are my good girl”

#tokyo revengers #imaushi wakasa #wakasa imaushi #tokyo revengers x reader #wakasa imaushi x reader #tokyo revengers x y/n #wakasa x reader #wakasa smut #wakasa imagines #wakasa imaushi smut #wakasa imaushi x yn #wakasa imaushi x y/n #wakasa imaushi x you #imaushi tokyo revengers #imaushi wakasa x reader #imaushi wakasa x yn #imaushi wakasa x you #imaushi wakasa smut #tokyo revengers x yn #tokyo revengers x you #♡~mazie is talking~♡

[todayisafridaynight]

Anyone else thought about Ryuji and Aoki kissing?? I can see Ryuji just not taking any of Aokis shit... Fellow Aoki enjoyers.. plz tell me someone else thought about this

anon i think youre flying solo on this one. Respectfully. But maybe im wrong who’s to say Not Me

#snap chats #aoki would hate ryuji Because ryuji doesnt care LMAO #aoki didnt even like tendo they were just able to work together long enough #aoki promised tendo some power and tendo was willing to play ball until he got it #ryuji coulda just told aoki to suck his nuts before going off to do his own thing #ryuji’s plentiful more reckless than the other omi aoki had under his thumb #In An Ironic Sense maybe its cause they were older: aoki got beef with geezers lol #meanwhile ryuji’s his age. fucked up to think bout but Yeah #oh my god hang on laughing at everyone in this franchise having parental issues #yall think ryuji would be cross at aoki being a bitch to his dad/s cause on one hand ryuji hate HIS dad #but he do love his mama… and his lil sis.. for the five seconds he knew her.. #he a family man. while aoki is not. let violence ensue LOL #anyway maybe im wrong idk anyone else in the crowd wanna step up on this one

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

If Chase Yuong and the First Ninja start a fight, who will win in your opinion? Either way, it's going to be epic.

anon ANON thank you. I've been dying to think more about those two in the same context, ever since i realized the similarities of these two idiots i like (greenish hair? martial artist? magical? kinda lived long???) But i've shoved those crossover-ish ideas away since i am busy with other stuff lol. but this gives me an excuse >;)

Ok, if we do NOT take canons in consideration (because lets be truthful, cartoons rarely can give a full scope of a character to our satisfactions lol) so I have 2-3 vague scenarios in which they clash (IMO either of them can win??? (because i like them both, even if i am more of First fan, so I cant decide who of them winning would be more entertaining lol)):

If First Ninja in his prime (sometime after imprisoning Sorcerer but before the Ultimate Lesson) clashed with 700 yo Chase Young (since this fucker is canonically 1500 yo) who would probably try to defeat First in order to make him part of his Jungle Cats harem:

Chase is ridiculously, stupidly overpowered but one could argue that at 700 he hasn't yet reached the height of all his powers, so First would certainly have a fighting chance. First is supposedly uniquely trained since (probably) his birth by his Ninja Clan and continuous battles with the Sorcerer (and most likely other creatures, like Sorceress and Tengu and etc.) throughout his teenage-young adult life to take on enemies like Chase - overpowered magical beings/soulless monsters - with the help of Ninja Mask and all its powers.

Admittingly, in this case the win will most likely go to Chase, if only because of his experience and overwhelming array of powers at his disposal. Though considering we do not know the full scope of Ninja Mask's powers, First has like maybe 15-25% chance to win (and at least 30-45% in my mind if i consider my own hc about the mask lol), but not 0%.

If First Ninja's 800 yo. spirit somehow was released from/embodied by Ninjanomicon to clash with 1500 yo Chase Young in the Modern Present:

Here a lot of my hc come in play. I fully believe that if First - with all the developed abilities, experiences, memories, power (and possibly spirits) acquired during his stay/merge within the Ninjanomicon and from over like 200 people who ever used the mask over 800 years - fought 1500 yo Chase - who spent at least a century or 2 or 3?? hidden away in his Fortress, growing just a bit complacent, since he clearly became too strong and thus bored of the world when it couldn't offer him decent opponents anymore, at least not until current Monks - the fight could go either way.

Chase is still stupidly OP, but its clear that he was deprived of good opponents for a loooooong time, since he resorted to fight against/taunt teenagers and Omi, who is basically a kid still. And they frequently managed to outmanoeuvre him in their confrontations, if not in an actual hand-to-hand fight then at least in common sense lol.

Meanwhile First trained and learned with his each of his successors years in and out, and while we dont know exactly what sort of things happened, we can say for sure that the fighting was continuous. Ninja barely had any rest, for the Sorcerer probably attracted chaos inclined allies and minions and thus a never ending stream of enemies for Ninja to battle.

If basic bitches clash aka OG Good Chase and First Ninja before he was First Ninja:

This is just for fun and because I fully believe that pre-Ninja Mask First will trounce Good Chase. xD

We do not know Chase's past, and there are various headcanons on how he came to be a Xiaolin Monk, but let's just say that judging by his apperance and XS voice, he is probably a very young adult-ish before he drunk his Soup, so he most likely was a Monk since at least his pre-teen/teen years. He appears to be insecure in his Monk-ness and in his abilities to become the greatest warrior despite his competence, since he was swayed/manipulated/convinced? to sell his soul to a demon for more power and freedom from Monk values.

If we judge First's appearance and voice, he would be perhaps a slight bit older than Chase when he became The Ninja, and not to mention since he was born into the Ninja Clan, he was likely trained since he was very young. His personality appears to be very studious and there is certainly a great deal of strength in his character since he not only managed to continue on with his duty even after loosing his brothers but also not succumbing to the overwhelming Power of the Mask that can corrupt those of weak belief and hold the title of the Ninja longer than anyone else.

(Not to mention I am of very biased opinion that Ninjas are cooler than Monks. lol. Also we can assume they all have magic of some sort. Like think Naruto like Ninjas and Xiaolin Elemental Dragons/Monks.)

ALSO in case 1, obviously if they fought with the agreement that if Chase wins he would ABSOLUTELY add First into his Jungle Cat harem. First will most likely add/request a stipulation that Ninja Mask was not taken with First and I can see Chase honoring that agreement, so the Ninja legacy will continue on and Chase still gets an incredible warrior to his ranks, and perhaps more warriors if the future ex-Ninjas would decide to try and fight him later on. ;)

(first's animal form would be either a leopard or iriomote cat (both native to Japan) or a crow because tengu connection/associations ;D )

And if First wins, he certainly would figure out how to contain Chase, (perhaps even in the Ninjanomicon itself hohoho) since he somehow managed to contain a sorcerer that controls chaos with some binding, magic from a mythical beast and in a deep hole that perhaps connected to some dark realm, like??

;)

#que? #rc9gn first ninja #first ninja #chase young #xiaolin showdown #rc9gn #crossover #ninja showdown #long post #i am so sorry for the length but i got so passionate about this i think im creating an au in my head now lol #also i think i accidentally mentally added gay tension between those two im going INSANE #im sick and i keep giggling about it so now my throat is sore and i probably have a fever but alkfa;skd

[dior-and-dietcoke]

───𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑!

BONTENS BABY

TAKEOMI + BIMBO!READER

18+, age gap (20+49 with takeomi's oldass), handjob, dirty talk, DUBCON, use of "daddy, princess, baby", mentions of alcohol, takeomi is smoking, omi is a really, really soft dom

Took a little bit too long for me to actually finish this but I got it done now

All chars are over 18 ⊹ reader's skin color is not mentioned ⊹ mdni

Right when you were done with the shower, koko ordered you to take it. You heard the door open and close, and you knew takeomi must be home.

You put a towel over your body and hopped out to run down the hall and arrive in the living room where takeomi was already sitting and lighting himself a cigarette but failing, cursing "shitty fuckin lighter..fuck."

He groaned and threw his head back and saw you, standing in the doorway behind him. "Oh, hey." He said dryly.

You pouted and walked over to him, swiftly grabbing the lighter out of his hand on lighting it up for him. Takeomi looked up at you with slight hesitation as you looked at him with the slightest smirk on your face.

But he gave in with a sigh and a quick tug of his eyebrows, and went in to let you light his cigarette..

you smiled and gave him his shitty lighter back, but luckily you knew how those worked again, because you were used to lighting those delinquents' cigs back in school since you hung around them a lot along with your gals. You smirked at him again once he looked back up at you

"what?" He asked. To which you responded with a giggled "I'm your bitch now."

He choked and coughed. "What??" You laughed "because I lit your cig, dummy!" He looked at you and then laughed in realization of what you meant. It brought him back to his teenage years as a delinquent where that was a saying he actually heard a lot.

"Yeah, I guess so." You sat on the couchs' armrest to be sitting super close to the older man. "How old are you, by the way?" You asked curiously, cocking your head to the side and leaning on your arm to look down on him "too old for ya" he casually said, with a teeny tiny hint of melancholy.

"How old" you pryed.

"Fourtynine, doll." He replied, and your stomach flipped as you bit your lip. SUDDENLY, HE WAS EVEN HOTTER!!

"y-you're..fourty..nine?" You were going crazy right now, just like your pussy. Your pussy was basically talking for you "yeah. Fourtynine.." he repeated, slightly taken aback by your weird reaction.

"That's so hot, omi"

he choked again. Did you actually say that or was he just getting really old? "What did you say?" He asked confused, you got closer and kissed his temple

"I said, you're hot. Did you forget to take your meds today, old daddy?" He was inclined to be mad at your dumb comment, but he couldn't help but suddenly be entranced by you and your sultry eyes. "You like..older men?"

"Yes" you answered obviously. Takeomi gasped as you suddenly swung your legs over his and sat ontop of his. and he could swear he saw a little bit of your cunt. He froze, but he wasn't appalled. Not at all, he was hard.

"Have you ever been with a girl like me?"

He raised his eyebrow, confused at your question. You sighed

"A twenty-something year old."

You said a little more clearly. Takeomis eyes widened. "You're.. a baby" he laughed and took another drag of his cigarette, trying to distract himself that you're basically 30 years younger than him, you could be his fucking daughter AND sitting ontop of him basically naked.

"I could be your baby~" you giggled and lowered yourself to sit on his lap, you let out the tiniest gasp once you felt the hard on in his jeans and takeomi rolled his eyes "listen, I can't controll that, it has nothing to do with—hha.." he cut himself by his own strangled moan as you began to grind your hips and exposed pussy down on him

"Fuck.."

He gasped again and threw his head back as his hips pathetically bucked against you.

"Do you want me to be your baby? Huh, daddy?" Your hands gripped both of his strong shoulders as you started to grind more on him with a steady rhythm.

Takeomi huffed and looked at your pretty face again, framed by your pretty and wet hair. He lost it he was a weak man.

"Fuck, yes. I do, I do, okay?" He begged and took ahold of your wide hips. "Can I touch you then, daddy?" He tensed up at the nickname and just nodded.

You smiled and unzipped his jeans, you pulled them down just enough so his cock could get out.

It was surprisingly big and..pretty. but then again, takeomi himself was a pretty man, for his age. he definitely did not age bad.

He saw you staring and felt a bit of pride swell in his chest, he was glad he could impress you, a bratty, spoiled rotten little girl.

"You always get what you want don't you?" Takeomi huffed as he grinned up at you grabbing his cock in your hand, your fingers were barely touching once you wrapped your hand around it. "Fuck"

"Pretty girls should always get what they want, don'tcha think, daddy?" You giggled and kissed his cheek. "Yes, princess.." takeomi was now completely yours, he just agreed with anything you said as long as you keep on looking at him with your pretty eyes and your hand around his cock.

Takeomi gasped as you slid your thumb through his leaking slit "you're—" he gasped again, as you moved your hand back yo his shaft, slowly jerking him off.

"You're really pretty.." he complimented, bucking his hips into your touch. You smiled and got closer to his face "and you're really handsome, daddy" you whispered before pressing your lips against takeomis slightly chapped, but still comfortable lips.

You sped the swift movement of your hand up, making takeomi moan against your mouth. You gave omi needy, open-mouthed kisses before shoving your tongue in his mouth. He tasted like cigarettes and alcohol, nothing you minded, though.

Takeomis free hand slid from your hips to your ass. Feeling the soft and exposed flesh between his fingers, you let a little moan slip that made takeomi feel a little more comfortable in what he was doing.

"Does that feel good?" He asked before putting his cigarette back to his lips but hissed before he could take a drag of the cig.

"Mhmm," you moaned and jerked him off faster, creating a lewd wet sound every time your hand moved up and down.

Omi began moaning louder as you felt him throb in your hand "fuck, m' gonna cum..fuck, fuck!"

You started to smile and bite your bottom lip as omi's head tilted back onto the couch, moaning and huffing while his hips bucked into your hand, and his squeezing your ass tighter.

"C'mere, kiss me," he moaned and leaned down to roughly kiss him until he came all over your hand and his shirt. "Fuckk.." he breathed, and you kissed his sharp jawline gently as your clean hand massaged one of his shoulders to calm him down a bit. "Fuck that was good.." he chuckled

"It was just a handjob, daddy." You giggled and stood back up "Should I run you a bath daddy?" Takeomi looked at you surprised that you even offered "must've been a hard day, right?" You smiled and kissed his temple

He looked up at you and quickly kissed you. "Nah, it's alright, doll.. I'll do it myself." You shrugged but smiled "okay daddy..let's do this again sometime, yeah?"

As you were leaving takeomi stopped you by saying "do you want something? Like..can I buy you something?" You turned around "I don't.. mean that in a disrespectful way..I just wanna do something good for you too"

You smiled "I'd be happy to get a gift from you~ koko has my wishlist, you can ask him for it" you winked and left to go back to your room.

Takeomi rolled his eyes and sighed, "spoiled girl.."

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[kitas-cleaning-supplies]

omi sits delicately on the edge of their bed, her legs spread a little too wide to be natural. there's a dirty joke waiting on the tip of atsumu's tongue but she bites it back, not trying to push her luck. not yet.

she's still a clingy piece of shit though: so she wraps her arms around her girlfriend's waist; shoves her wet head into her stomach, only to get slapped lightly with the towel in omi's hands.

omi doesn't say anything, but her body is relaxed against atsumu's, so atsumu lets herself enjoy the view. omi's face is screwed up in concentration as she steadily dries atsumu's hair. atsumu wants to kiss the pout off her face and smooth the furl of omi's eyebrows, but she savours the feeling of omi hands through the towel instead.

it started with an offhanded comment, and like most things in their relationship, developed into a pleasant surprise. atsumu wonders if omi's ever thought about it before, or if she offered because she didn't want atsumu to catch a cold. either way, atsumu's eternal curse of having hair that's impossible to dry at the roots is so worth it if this is her reward.

laying like this, it's not the most comfortable position, but when has atsumu ever liked anything that came easy?

the repetitive motions almost lull her to sleep, she barely notices omi removing the towel from her head before she gets assaulted with a light noogie through a dry part of the towel.

"omi-chan," atsumu whines, not upset in the slightest, "you're such a bitch."

atsumu squeezes omi's thighs and makes a show of getting up, groaning as if they're not both athletes in their prime. it's a nice change of view, looking down at her pretty girlfriend.

atsumu reaches around omi's head and tugs at the end of the towel there. "ya want me to dry yours babe?"

omi kicks her for tugging on her hair but nods all the same. atsumu wonders if it's possible to die from how cute her partner is before getting to work.

part 1 | part 2

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[puzzle-bi]

*after several mins i come out, adjusting compression sleeves and starts warm-ups while looking at you every so often hoping you’d look at me*

- Kiyoomi <3

*once you come out, puts down phone and lightly blushes seeing you, then blows you a kiss when I see you staring*

#omi anon ♥ #THIS BITCH SDFHKDS #NOT THE COMPRESSION SLEEVES #JFDSKLSDF

[legacyshenanigans]

Hehe got to thinking after reading MC kissing Weasley and Prewett out of spite.....we know Sebastian and Ominis are gonna mark MC after that....who's the one with the biting problem? I feel like it'd be Omi because I mean sweet sarcastic Ominis no one would suspect him.

👀 I'll do a little something with Ominis, about what happened after That post 💚

(MC in her dorm room later that night, after the party is over)

Ominis: *Wanders in*

MC: *Gives him the cold shoulder*

Ominis: ..Your silence tells me you're still mad.

MC: Pffft, your observation of that tells me you have a brain.

Ominis: Ha...Witty as ever...Being a bitch suits you at times *smirks*

MC: *turns away from him, as she's stood at the side of her bed sorting out some books*

Ominis: *walks up behind her, putting his hands on her hips, and resting his head on her shoulder, his lips next to her ear*

MC: (?!)

Ominis: *whispers* How long are you going to stay mad?

MC: *let's out a shakey breath* ...I dont know.

Ominis: *still whispering, but sternly this time* Did kissing Leander and Garreth make you feel any better? Hmm?

MC: ..Ominis.

Ominis: Their lips may have been on yours..But they'll never actually take what's mine *licks up the side of her neck, almost with a hiss, his parceltongue dying to come out*

MC: *moans slightly*

Ominis: *smirks against her skin before biting down on her neck, not drawing blood, but definitely leaving a mark*

MC: *gasps* Ow?!

Ominis: *steps back and chuckles*

MC: *gives him a disapproving look*

Ominis: And let THAT be a lesson to YOU, darling MC *wicked grin*

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