#Officer Cackowski

[catawonkus]

So I talked about how I’d love for the community movie to start here.

But oh boy do I have other ideas. Here are some of my favorites

It starts with the theme song but instead of the usual pictures, it’s a montage of the study group saving troy from pirates in unrelated shots. Abed jumping off a high rock holding a sword. Jeff tied to the front of a wooden ship shirtless while Annie desperately tries to cut him loose. Shirley in a crown sitting on a pile of gold while Britta, seeming to now be in charge of a group of raggedy pirates, yells at her. Troy in the belly of a ship, the door opens and his face lights up and you see him mouth “abed?” A single shot of Duncan and Chang trying to pull Frankie off a cliff?? Then the theme song ends, Movie starts like two years later and we never mention the pirates again.

Britta has gotten crazy popular because the kids love a anarchistic social activist these days. The younger generation things she’s incredible. She’s become a millionaire off her YouTube channel.

The movie starts with them all walking through a dark room with a treasure chest, all in weird costumes, Jeff is having to hold the unconscious dean bridal style. Sudden light - they all scream Scooby doo style. Freeze frame. Abed narrates: “yup that’s us. You’re probably wondering how we got in this situation.”

Mostly done via police interrogation flashback with the stories slightly changed. Chang’s makes absolutely no sense. Bonus points if it’s them solving a murder mystery. Officer Cackowski is there.

#nbc community #community nbc #community movie #and a movie #community tv

[unbreakablemouserat]

the best scene in any television show ever don’t @ me

#community #jeff winger #annie edison #dean pelton #sean garrity #officer cackowski #professor professorson #conspiracy theories and interior design

[poebodysnerfect]

Wow. You really had me going there for a second, Professor. I thought I was going insane. Precisely. An actual conspiracy to round out your education in conspiracies and theories thereof. Your real name is Professor Professorson? My family name is Professorberg, but we changed it when we were fleeing from the Nazis. Oh, I'm so sorry.

Community rewatch: Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design

#communityedit #Donald Glover #Danny Pudi #Alison Brie #Joel McHale #Craig Cackowski #Kevin Corrigan #Gillian Jacobs #Jim Rash #Chevy Chase #Yvette Nicole Brown #communityrw #*sy5starplaty #community209 #s2community #Troy Barnes #Abed Nadir #Officer Cackowski #Craig Pelton #Annie Edison #Community #100plus

[gettingridoftheb]

Cackowski spitting real facts

#community edit #sitcom #comedy #community #tv quotes #tv show edit #tv edit #tv show #tv #officer cackowski #six seasons and a movie #funny post #funny #funny quote #getting rid of the b #grtb

[thecommunityzone]

Lieutenant Hurley: I’m working on a cop opera.

Taako and Magnus: ... Copera!

Merle: Policeical!

Merle:

Merle:

Merle:

Merle: Wait, copera!

#taz #the adventure zone #balance #merle highchurch #hurley #lieutenant hurley #taako taaco #magnus burnsides #community #officer cackowski #craig cackowski #pierce hawthorne #100

[sweetwateriver]

oh owners of classicmarvelforever.com, a 20 year old classic-web-style site dedicated to Marvel Super Heroes RPG with all the pdfs, dozens & DOZENS of pages of comprehensive lore, AND SOMEHOW A CURRENTLY ACTIVE FORUM, i'd follow u anywhere 🥺🥺🥺

#the game itself looks so complicated i cant imagine actually playing it #but THE DEDICATION!!!!! THE MAINTAINING THE OLD SCHOOL WEB DESIGN!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 #personal #officer cackowski voice: if this was comiccon id take a bullet for that kid #BRO THEY HAVE SO MANY MODULES.

[communityrarepairs]

HUGE problem guys. officer cackowski’s first name is also craig. HOW are we supposed to tag his ships

#dont worry if (when) there are posts about him it'll be officer cackowski. but very inconsiderate of dan harmon #he should have foreseen this blog's first name only ship tags #crp #edit apparently this was our 500th post and honestly? im not disappointed

[danglovely]

Everything I learned or experienced from watching the commentary track for “Community”:

*deep breath*

The Pierce writing the Greendale song subplot had a darker version cut by NBC.

Pierce helping Troy with sneezing had a cut Chevy line: “you used to be the big man on campus AND NOW YOU’RE A JOKE.”

Chevy Chase seems to not know what ecstasy is.

Dan Harmon definitely is familiar with it.

There was a shooting at the school they filmed the debate scenes at which put the cast and crew into lockdown. 

Joel McHale received emails from church groups regarding the content of his “Man is Evil” debate.

Donald Glover hits on Yvette Nicole Brown in a Barack Obama impression.

Chevy Chase loves being behind a piano.

He also loves doing prat falls.

He improvised calling his beastmaster owl “Abed” in Introduction to Statistics.

Jack Black filmed his episode in one day.

Annie having sex with a guy, him revealing himself to be gay, and her never seeing his genitalia was drawn from Alison Brie’s life.

According to Dan Harmon, Slater is supposed to be the Jolie to Britta’s Aniston. 

Dan Harmon was worried people would think he was ripping of Funny or Die with Jeff and Slater’s relationship declaration form.

The cast of Derrick Comedy is Pierce’s joke team in Romantic Expressionism. 

Yvette Nicole Brown came up with the Burt and Ernie tag.

Craig Cackowski is on the show because his sister wrote for the show.

JUST MY OPINION, but Chevy Chase and Dan Harmon seemed quite appreciative of each other in the first season. 

The “Goldbluming” joke was a big point of contention between Joe and Anthony Russo.

I can’t confirm... but it really sounds like the show killed a frog for Britta’s prank. 

The Starburns - Abed chicken scene was an intentional homage to Heat.

Abed and Jeff are both cut off from people according to Dan Harmon. The difference is that Jeff can manipulate people and Abed covets that ability.

Jeff and Britta had sex in Modern Warfare partially to make the episode important to the overall story’s structure (in addition to it being the first real high concept episode).

Abed wears a Boondocks shirt because Sony owned it and it was free to use by the show. 

Dan Harmon does not respect Good Will Hunting as a movie.

The “so it begins, the greatest relationship ever known” kiss took 30 takes.

Betty White did not know Toto’s Africa before filming her rap.

The music budget for the second season was entirely spent on Abba music for Epidemiology. Dan Harmon paid out of pocket for the Sara Bareillis song they use in Paradigms of Human Memory. 

In Calligraphy, Gwynnifer is named after Dan Harmon’s twitter “nemesis”. He confirmed it is a code name for Britta, who had been hooking up with Jeff since the space bus. 

Dan Harmon repeatedly refers to Jeff and Britta as the inverse of Jim and Pam from The Office.

Bruce Hornsby was supposed to punch Pierce in the season one finale. 

Chevy Chase was upset with how cruel Pierce was in Advanced Dungeons in Dragons.

Levar Burton changed the line from “more fish for Levar” to “more fish for Kunta”.

The joke of the tag where no one says anything to each other while they surf their phones is supposed to be that it took place on Britta’s birthday, but the writers realized that it was the wrong time of year. 

Dan Harmon paid for that Sara Bareillis song because it was set over the first Jeff x Annie shipper video he had seen. 

The dean’s cartoon tag exists because Paradigms of Human Memory is somehow the only episode that came in UNDER expected time. 

At the end of Competitive Wine Tasting, Abed was supposed to hear a gunshot coming from Stephen Tobolowsky’s office after proving Angela was, in fact, the boss on Who’s the Boss?

Yvette Nicole Brown calls Gillian Jacobs “Stinkerton” for some reason.

No one on the commentary was happy with the Jeff calling Annie “kiddo” scene in Geography of Global Conflict. Actors, directors, nobody. 

Chevy Chase told Maggie Bandur that she shouldn’t write comedy. 

Dan Harmon tweeted as all the characters for #AnniesMove.

Dan Harmon realized the sound was off to Abed and Troy’s Christmas Rap while doing the commentary.

Dan Harmon said a lot of the planning in season three was about minimizing Chevy’s contact with the cast and crew.

Gillian Jacobs said she didn’t move much in Virtual Systems Analysis when Abed wasn’t supposed to be inhabiting her. (My opinion: none of the other characters seem to follow her rule.)

Alison Brie raps on set a lot.

Gillian Jacobs was in an Apple PC commercial that never aired. 

Dino Stamatopoulos repeatedly requested to be killed off the show.

Jim Rash’s stand-in was bronzed to fill in for Danny Pudi who was absent while his wife was having twins. 

Jim Rash was in and out for a bit while winning an Oscar for The Descendants.

Dean Laybourne was self-conscious about his appearance to justify John Goodman’s appearance for another movie. 

Moses Port said the opening of season four was supposed to be a fake out to make people think the show suddenly sucked.

Annie’s The Ring entrance was filmed backwards then run in reverse.

Britta’s ham costume had to be recolored to prevent her from looking like a scrotum. 

Intro to Knots was originally supposed to be filmed in one shot as an homage to Rope. The first two minutes was all they managed to get through. 

Gillian Jacobs says Troy and Britta have nothing in common.

According to Dan Harmon, Chevy Chase was happy to do his scene in season five and was open to coming back for more.

According to Dan Harmon, even if he wanted Chevy Chase back, Sony would have refused his return to the show.

Jonathan Banks told Christopher McKenna that he would “punch him in the heart” which Dan Harmon wrote into the show. 

It is all butt confirmed that Annie is the Ass Crack Bandit.

Advanced Advanced Dungeons and Dragons was so behind schedule that it totally rushed/altered the season five finale. 

Dan Harmon says Jeff shares things with Britta that he doesn’t with Annie but feels things for Annie that he doesn’t with Britta.

Dan Harmon and Paget Brewster were good friends before she joined the show.

Frankie’s backstory is that she is moving to Colorado to take care of her handicapped sister.

Chang is actually gay. 

#community #dan harmon #jeff winger #britta perry #annie edison #troy barnes #shirley bennett #pierce hawthorne #abed nadir #joel mchale #yvette nicole brown #alison brie #gillian jacobs #danny pudi #donald glover #chevy chase #Paget Brewster #jonathan banks #jim rash #nbc

[paintedlies]

         TIMELINE SUMMARY OF JEFF WINGER’S LIFE.

    The purpose of this post is to establish Jeff’s basic timeline through his life. This is canon divergent from the show, due to many inconsistencies and contradictions, and basic plot holes presented in Jeff’s background, and an age retcon that makes no sense to me, so this will work as my own retcon in order to flesh out my version of him as best to my abilities. These are rough bones, and explanation for certain decisions or events will be explained in different posts. While this is no way ideal, and might be changed or polished up in later dates, this timeline will be what I will most refer to during plotting or threading. 

1978: Jeff is born to Doreen and William Wingers. 1983: Jeff’s parents go through a divorce, this is the first time he becomes interested in Law as a career path. 1986: The last Jeff sees of his father. 1988: Jeff transfers schools after the incident involving foosball. 1996: Jeff graduates from high school. 1996-1997: Jeff bought a fake Bachelor’s degree from Colombia, and cheated his way through LSAT’s. 1998-2001: Enrolls in University of Colorado Boulder’s law school. Cheated his way through most of it. 2001-2002: Passed ( cheated his way through ) his Colorado Bar Exam. 2002-2009: Spends the seven years working as a defense attorney specializing in DUI/DWAI/DUID cases in a law firm Hamish, Hamish & Hamlin. 2009: After the legitimacy of his Bachelor’s degree gets exposed, the Bar Association revokes his license  and he is forced to leave his job until he can get a real degree, Jeff enrolls in Greendale Community College. 2009-2013: Studies at the Community college, becomes increasingly more attached to his study group. 2012 Thanksgiving: Jeff meets his father after 26 years. 2013-2014: After early graduation, with a major in Educology, starts his own law firm in Denver in order to stay close to the college and his friends. 2014: The law firm fails, and in desperate need of money, Jeff takes up a teaching position in Greendale. 2014-2016: Works as a Fundamentals of Law professor at Greendale. 2016: Gets an idea from Officer Cackowski to work as a public defender. After consideration, Jeff applies for the position and gets it. 2016-current: Jeff works full time as a public defender ( city/state dependent on plotting with specific muses ), and takes up teaching Fundamentals of Law at a community college as a part time.

#◭ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒘𝒚𝒆𝒓 / jeff — headcanon. #◭ 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒂𝒘𝒚𝒆𝒓 / jeff — character study. #long post for tw #long post for ts

[paulftompkins]

SAN FRANCISCO: The Thrilling Adventure Hour RETURNS!

FRIDAY & SATURDAY, 17&18 JANUARY 7-10pm

THE THRILLING ADVENTURE HOUR: AN IMMERSIVE COMEDY EXPERIENCE

featuring Paget Brewster, Craig Cackowski, Jonathan Coulton, Jonathan Dinerstein, Marc Gagliardi, John Hodgman, Marc Evan Jackson, Hal Lublin, Busy Philipps, Autumn Reeser, Annie Savage, Paul F. Tompkins, Janet Varney and more!

Written and co-produced by Ben Acker and Ben Blacker

The 19th annual SF Sketchfest marks the return of the wildly popular live show and podcast, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, in a way it has never before been experienced! Located at The Palace Theatre in a speakeasy-style atmosphere, you’ll enjoy one performance in the Mainstage Cabaret, and have an immersive “choose-your-own-adventure” style experience throughout the rest of the venue. Attend “office hours” with your favorite performers, encounter strolling entertainers, watch impromptu scenes play out in the casino and parlor, and enjoy live music and surprise guests in the bars and dressing rooms. With only two dates to experience this unique comedy event and limited ticket availability, these are shows not to be missed! ($150, 16+)

*Jonathan Coulton appears Friday night only

*Joshua Malina appears Saturday night only

TICKETS

#Thrilling Adventure Hour #Paget Brewster #Craig Cackowski #Mark Gagliardi #Marc Evan Jackson #Hal Lublin #Josh Malina #Busy Philipps #Autumn Reeser #Annie Savage #Paul F. Tompkins #Janet Varney #SF Sketchfest #Acker & Blacker

[ao3feed-jeffxannie]

by Kervia

Jeff Winger is one of the most sought after defense lawyers in the Denver/Greendale, Colorado area. He's spent years cultivating his reputation as one of the most compassionate, understanding lawyers around, one who can get anyone a Not Guilty verdict, and who fights tooth and nail for his clients. Which is why he gets a call from one of his coworkers, early in the morning, when he has been arrested for domestic abuse and domestic rape. Jeff jumps into action, but when it's time for court Jeff is surprised at who the victim is. Annie Edison. The girl he met months before at his gym and hooked up with in the steam room after she told him about leaving her ex. Recusing himself due to his conflict of interest (he's never been able to forget her), Jeff's need to protect and take care of Annie-who just may be pregnant with his child-leads him to take her to his mother's home where they both befriend a group of misfits, and love slowly, oh so slowly begins to bloom. But Annie's ex hasn't forgotten what he sees as her betrayal, and when he has the chance he's coming for her, Jeff, and the rest of their family.

Words: 2441, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Community (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Annie Edison, Abed Nadir, Britta Perry, Troy Barnes, Pierce Hawthorne, Dean Craig Pelton, Ben Chang, Ian Duncan, Frankie Dart, Doreen Fitzgerald Winger, Shirley Bennett, Buzz Hickey, Andre Bennett, Garrett Lambert, Jordan Bennett, Elijah Bennett, Michelle Slater, Jeff Winger, Officer Craig Cackowski, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Child Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color, Original Animal Character(s)

Relationships: Shirley Bennett/Detective Butcher, Ian Duncan/Britta Perry, Troy Barnes & Abed Nadir, Annie Edison & Jeff Winger, Annie Edison & Britta Perry, Annie Edison & Pierce Hawthorne, Annie Edison/Original Male Character(s), Jeff Winger/Original Female Character(s), Annie Edison/Jeff Winger, Shirley Bennett & Annie Edison & Abed Nadir & Britta Perry & Jeff Winger, Annie Edison/Jeff Winger (eventually), Dean Craig Pelton & Frankie Dart, Frankie Dart & Annie Edison & Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes/Abed Nadir

Additional Tags: Domestic Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Romantic Fluff, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Past Abuse, Past Rape/Non-con, Friends to Lovers, Friendship/Love, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Slow Romance, Slow Dancing, Alternate Universe - Babies, Babies, Baby Fic, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, Nurse - Freeform, Lawyer, Romance, Drama, Eventual Romance, Drama & Romance, Angst and Drama, Alternate Universe, Angst with a Happy Ending, Jeff Winger Has Issues, Annie Edison is a badass, Long

#ao3feed-jeffxannie #jeff x annie #Jeff Winger #Annie Edison #community #annie x jeff

[robotlesbianjavert]

one (1) decent cop and it’s officer cackowski from community. i said decent instead of good to give me some leewaay can’t remember if he’s problematic outside of obviously being a cop.

#community bloggin

[milady-milord-lj]

Annie's ACB Notebook

Round two of the Community Props I won. This one is Annie's ACB notebook from Basic Intergluteal Numismatics. Included with each of the hand written pages is a transcript of the text in case you can't or don't want to zoom in to read it yourself. I'll post some thoughts about what Annie wrote in the comments. Again, fair warning that pics are large and may load slowly. Front Cover Alternate Cover There were several pages like this with filler to make it appear more full. Page 1 2nd Victim It happened on a Tuesday. What does this mean? Are Tim and Lacy connected in some way? Lacy was doing some "impromptu yoga," how did the coin dropper know Lacy was going to be doing "impromptu yoga" in the student lounge? Does he choose his victims before in advance, or is it spur of the moment? Should we all be worried, or is this something that is preplanned and most of us don't need to be bothered by this? I think we are all possible victims. In my experience, people can not [sic] control their urges. Should we at Greendale have to wear jumpsuits to cover our ass cracks? What does Officer Cackowski know that he is not telling us? Is he covering for a fellow officer? (Keep this thought in mind) Is there a note anywhere that we missed? What is this symbol in his notes? I think it is a butt with a quarter. Does he prefer quarters of a certain year? Does he/she prefer quarters that are statehood quarters? What terrible event in his or her childhood has caused this horrible person to attack our most private of parts? Has this happened at other schools? Has anyone called to other schools across the state? Was this person a high school dropout? Is he obsessed with butts, or cracks, or both? Did the dog action compel [sic] him to drop his quarter? What happens to these used quarters? Where does he get them. Has anyone asked local business owners if they have a customer that asks for change more frequently than others? Doesn't this coin dropper need his/her quarters to do laundry? To park at parking meters? To buy duck food at the local park? To put money in the red bucket at Christmas? Campus security is lead by Officer Cackowski -- what does this mean? Are his men and women a part of the cover up, if there is one? Why does it take so long to have these crimes investigated? Page 2 Third Victim Kendall Kendall Montiel. Kendall is a very pretty, if not a bit overweight or maybe just a bit big-boned blonde student. This time the victim was walking in a hallway or rather the quad. She had been at a party - did the ACB follow her from the party? Kendall is a very Earth Day friendly girl, she really does not have her looks to fall back on. She was picking up trash! When a person can not [sic] be taking care of Mother Earth without fear of some horrendous act happening to their butt crack, what does this mean? Kendall has set an example to all Greendale students of how and what you should do when you see trash that has been carelessly thrown on to the grounds of our beautiful Greendale campus. She should not have to worry about her bumpus crack being assaulted! No clue should be missed. No quarter should be left uninvestigated. No change left unchecked. No crack left unchecked. Leave our cracks alone. Kendall is violated. Actually, Kendall has not had this kind of attention in her entire life. Some might think she is enjoying the attention. She was not like the other victims that did not want to come forward. She has basked in the attention. What does that tell us about Kendall? She does have a fairly big bumpus crack. Some have said she might have a crush on Officer Cackowski. Is our ACB a matchmaker? Matchmaker Ass Crack Bandit, Kendall, Office Cackowski. What do we have here? This needs to be stopped. Page 3 Three more students! Why? What is happening, why have we not caught this Ass Crack Bandit? Enough is enough. This was on a Tuesday... does the bandit have something against Tuesday? DeMarcus did not deserve to have his ass crack envaded. [sic] The parking lot should not be an assault lot. Why did the bandit use a Delaware quarter. The good people of Delaware would and should not be very happy about this usage. When asked to describe the Ass Crack Bandit DeMarcus used the words "like a ghost." Is that a clue? Could there be a ghost? No! Not a ghost. What happened when DeMarcus stayed at the teacher's house? What went on? Did the ACB stay to watch what happened to his victim? So far this has been going on for seven weeks. One victim each week. We are considering using his face as the face of the faceless victims. "Beat this ***'s ass" is the slogan DeMarcus has used on his new Facebook account. This will be the unofficial slogan this week. DeMarcus has become the 7th victim in seven weeks. His first name has 8 letters. Is there a connection? Tuesday has seven letters. What was the flyer about? Was the flyer a clue as to the Ass Crack Bandit's name? I will poor [sic] over this new evidence, even if the Dean will not cooperate. Is the year 1999 significant? What happened in Delaware in the year 1999? What happened to the Ass Crack Bandit in Delaware in the year 1999? Who was the unnamed teacher? Is this unnamed teacher from Delaware? Steps need to be taken to research DeMarcus and this teacher. Why was he not with friends? Where does the ACB hide? Is he a thin person and is able to hide behind very thin columns? So Many questions. When will they all be answered? When will we catch you Ass Crack Bandit? I will, I will!! Page 4 Paintball fun ruined! Ass Crack Bandit has followed school activities - some students don't know what's going on at the college. ACB does. This means the Ass Crack Bandit is following the school activities list and listening to morning announcements. Or does this Bandit know Dean Pelton personally? Does ACB have access to the inner office? How is he able to be at all functions, all the time? What is his mode of transportation? Did he/she ride the Greendale bus to the last event? How close was the ACB to winning the paintball war? Was he/she one of the last remaining students? This has been going on for about 18 months. This means countless hours of missed sleep for the Ass Crack Bandit/s victims. Paintball should be a victimless game. Or a game full of victims, depending on how you look at it. Ass Crack Bandit makes his victims feel dirty. Paintball makes them feel alive. This is not a place where you should be worrying about bending over. Greendale is being brought closer together by this in many ways. We have united in our battle to catch this assailant. This attack happened during the weekend, which means that at least our student body was hanging out together. So in some ways this ACB has brought the students together. Isn't that a good thing? Paintball is good. These girls had been taken out by fellow studetns, then assaulted by another fellow student as they left the field. *1 Weekend Paintball Page 5 This is not a prank. If the victim feels this is not a prank, then we must take this seriously! Tim Jennings is a victim. We are all victims of this savage coin drop. It did take Tim a while to be able to talk about this crime. He wanted his name to be left out of the crime reports. Is this a crime to be ashamed of? No! The Ass Crack Bandit should be ashamed! We are not just our butts! We are whole human beings! We are the Greendale Community College Human Beings! We will not be assaulted like this! Tim Jennings should be made to feel whole again. We need to unite and find this coward called the Ass Crack Bandit. I am going to work on this day & night until he/she is found and brought to justice. My name is Annie Edison and I will find you, Ass Crack Bandit. You will be sorry for doing this to you [sic] fellow human beings. This is not a situation to be taken lightly. Our butts need to be protected. We need to be able to bend over, to be able to pick up a pencil without worrying about weather [sic] the Ass Crack Bandit will sneak up behind us and drop a quarter into our private crack. This is an invasion of our most private places. Places we save for the special people in our lives. How do we explain to the others in our lives how it feels to not be able to bend over in school? This is supposed to be the place we go for an education, for a safe education. Tim Jennings is not the only victim in this crime, we all feel his pain. I feel his pain, his embarrassment, his sense of security taken away. I do feel his pain. Dean Pelton should make an announcement letting Greendale Students know they should not feel ashamed by being 'Ass Cracked." We are the victims. Greendale Community College should be a safe home to all who seek a unique education. A Quarter never held a lower place in a community until now. We need to unite our voices and find this Bandit. You will go down, Bandit. Page 6 It was 3:00pm and the Ass Crack Bandit struck again. Despite all efforts to catch the Ass Crack Bandit, nothing has happened. He or she has eluded all our efforts. This event happened in the East Hallway. Is that a clue??? What am I missing?? What have I not noticed? There must be some clue we are not seeing. This student said he/she felt a tingle in their "no-no crack." They also said that nobody was around at the time. What does this tell us? They "dropped a pencil," does the Ass Crack Bandit have something against pencils? Does the Ass Crack Bandit have something against hallways? The East Hallway? Is this a student that is still enrolled in this school? Do they have something against the Greendal Community College system? Did something in their early childhood happen that has caused this to happen? Are our ass cracks ever going to be safe again? Page 7 Where has the Ass Crack Bandit gone? Should we feel lonely without the ACB? Has he/she left our school? Students are doing extended periods of bending over.... Some have resorted to carrying guns, others are wearing low rising jeans. The school seems to be devided [sic] on if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Nick Valentino refuses to address the issue, what does this mean? Does he really hate his wife and kids or is this just a distraction so we will not check him out as the Ass Crack Bandit? He should be on the top of the list of Ass Crack maybes. Cassie Rodriguez is another person of interest. She has not wanted to be intervie. [sic} She has not returned phone calls and some people are wondering if she and Nick Valentino have a little something something going on. When asked (while they were spotted together) they both denied any knowledge of the Ass Crack Bandit. They also both denied knowing each other outside of Greendale. Campus security has yet to confirm this information. Nor do they have any comments on the Cassie/Nick situation. What I do know is I keep my crack covered. I have begun my desent [sic] into the hell of Ass Crack Bandit hell. What is the way out? Will I see day light [sic] again? Will any of us be able to bend over without getting slipped a big head? Margin Where is the Ass Crack Bandit? No ass cracking- what has happened? Page 8 Will the Ass Crack Bandit ever be caught? Who knows. What I do know is that this has not been all bad. This has brought awareness to our school's special needs. Some of the needs have brought our students together in away [sic] that has not been seen here in this school since 1987. When else have you seen this school filled with students concerned for each others safety? When a student bends over, other students look at their butt crack. This is done in the name of safety. This is done in the name of school spirit. The bad side, there have been a few mishaps. Some internal fighting, some fake confessions and at least 3 teachers fired. But all in all there has been a sensational feeling of togetherness. Maybe this is not all a bad thing. Should we catch the Ass Crack Bandit? Should we make the ACB our mascott? [sic] If we were to declare the Ass Crack Bandit as our mascott, [sic] would he or she step forward and show his or her face? Does our mascott [sic] need to have a face or should this be our faceless mascott. Is our school strong enough to stand up to a nameless faceless mascott.... [sic] again? Margin This brings up good questions!!! Page 9 Why is this?? Wednesday, and nothing has happened. What has happened to our Greendale Ass Crack Bandit? Should we be very concerned? Where has he gone? Are we safe? Flags will be flown at half mast. Some students were crying. Some were visible [sic] upset. Most were in shock that this school had been a victim. The victims were honored. What we don't know is if there are more victim [sic] that are not known. So many of the victims were feeling shamed. This is not a victimless crime. This is a crime that has been repeated over and over in our hallway, parking lots, back rooms, student lounges. Are we celebrating too soon? Are we giving attention to the Ass Crack Bandit when there should be no attention given? Is the Ass Crack Bandit still here at this campus? Is he waiting until we have all dropped our defenses? We will be dropping our jeans and our pants soon. Will he return? Freshmen have no idea of the horror the ACB handed out to our student body here at Greendale. Will they graduate without having to experience the hand of the ACB? With any luck, we will not see or feel him again. This I highly doubt. I think he will be back and when the ACB returns, I believe it will be with a renewed sense of purpose. Quarters will fly. Quarters will drop, and so will morale. Where has the ACB been? Has he been in jail? Was he just studying for finals? Save your bending over for home. Stretch before you come to school. This is most likely the calm before the storm. Is he collecting quarters like some people collect sea shells? Does each quarter mean something special? Page 10 Lorenzo Cohen - Latest victim. What we know, he's the Tuesday night Greendale football star. Was this a plan to keep Lorenzo from playing professional football? Was this a plan to keep Lorenzo from playing in a better college? Does this make him ineligable? [sic] He is in hiding, crying because of what may become of him. Lorenzo had always been a very happy, outgoing, handsome guy. This latest quarter drop has sent him into a deep depression. His parents have started a "Save Lorenzo College Fund" and are petitioning the state to have this removed from his permanent records. Additional newspaper articles and notes from Annie: Extra Decorations Extra newspaper articles Extra article not included in the notebook

#jeff x annie

[poebodysnerfect]

From now on, April Fools Day is banished, okay? At Greendale, April 1st is officially March 32nd forever.

Community rewatch: The Science of Illusion

#communityedit #Gillian Jacobs #Richard Erdman #Jim Rash #Donald Glover #Danny Pudi #Craig Cackowski #Jay Johnston #Joel McHale #Yvette Nicole Brown #Alison Brie #Chevy Chase #communityrw #*sy5starplaty #community120 #s1community #Leonard Rodriguez #Craig Pelton #Officer Cackowski #Britta Perry #Jeff Winger #Abed Nadir #Troy Barnes #Community

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I Love You, Man (2009)

Comedy, Romance |

I Love You, Man is a American romantic comedy film written and directed by John Hamburg, based on a script by Larry Levin. The film stars Paul Rudd as a friendless man looking for a best man for his upcoming wedding. However, his new best friend is straining his relationship with his bride.

The film was released theatrically in North America on March 20, 2009, to mostly positive reviews. It opened second at the box office next to Knowing, and was a modest hit, grossing $92 million on a $40 million budget. This movie marks the third collaboration between Jason Segel and Paul Rudd, who had worked together on Knocked Up and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Peter Klaven, a Los Angeles real estate agent, proposes to his girlfriend Zooey Rice, and she accepts. Peter seems to not have any close friends to share the good news with, only family and mainly female acquaintances. After overhearing Zooey’s friends voicing their concerns over his lack of close male friends, Peter decides that he needs to find male friends in order to have a best man for the upcoming wedding.

Peter turns to his gay younger brother, Robbie, for advice on dealing with men. He makes a series of overtures toward various men, including Barry, the persistently hot-headed husband of Zooey’s friend Denise who doesn’t really like Peter all that much to begin with, a problem that only escalates when Peter inadvertently projectile-vomits on Barry after winning a beer-drinking contest.

Director: John Hamburg

Writers: John Hamburg (screenplay), Larry Levin (screenplay & story)

Stars: Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Rashida Jones, Jaime Pressly, Andy Samberg, Jon Favreau, J.K. Simmons

►Cast:

Paul Rudd…Peter KlavenRashida Jones…Zooey RiceSarah Burns…HaileyGreg Levine…Hailey’s DateJaime Pressly…DeniseJon Favreau…BarryJane Curtin…Joyce KlavenJ.K. Simmons…Oswald KlavenAndy Samberg…Robbie KlavenJean Villepique…Leanne (Davis Dunn Receptionist)Rob Huebel…Tevin DowneyKym Whitley…Female Co-WorkerColleen Crabtree…Female Co-WorkerCaroline Farah…Female Co-WorkerMather Zickel…GilAziz Ansari…EugeneNick Kroll…LarryLiz Cackowski…Zooey’s FriendKulap Vilaysack…Zooey’s FriendCatherine Reitman…Zooey’s FriendCarla Gallo…Zooey’s FriendVicki Davis…Zooey’s FriendJosh Cooke…Alan (Bench Press Guy)Jay Chandrasekhar…Barry’s BuddySeth Morris…Barry’s BuddyJames P. Engel…Barry’s Buddy (as James Engel)Jerry Minor…Barry’s BuddyJoe Lo Truglio…Lonnie (Voice Crack Guy)Thomas Lennon…DougMurray Gershenz…Mel SteinKeri Safran…JAR WaitressGreg Tuculescu…Open House CoupleRenee Darmiento…Open House CoupleJason Segel…Sydney FifeAnwar Sadat…SelfIan Roberts…Venice Boardwalk JoggerBob Cicherillo…Venice Boardwalk BodybuilderEthan S. Smith…Sydney’s Buddy (as Ethan Smith)Nelson Franklin…Sydney’s BuddyPing Wu…Mr. ChuJill Bartlett…Woman Leaving Sydney’s HouseMatt Walsh…Impatient GolferGeddy Lee…Self – RushAlex Lifeson…Self – RushNeil Peart…Self – RushRaquel Bell…Saks Fifth Avenue SaleswomanLou Ferrigno…SelfMelissa Rauch…Woman Jogger Yelling at SydneyDavid Wain…Wedding PhotographerDennis James Anderson…Hank MardukasCraig Wedren…Wedding Band MemberDamian Kulash…Wedding Band MemberTimothy Nordwind…Wedding Band MemberDan Konopka…Wedding Band MemberAndy Ross…Wedding Band MemberDaniel Bateman…Upscale TeenHeather Black…Concert GoerPete Brown…Petes MugeatsScott Carino…Man at CounterColby Dant…(uncredited)Kris Edwards…BromancerKarla Elizondo…Shopper at the GroveJordan Feldman…JordanGregory George Frank…Shopper at The GroveLarry Greenfield…Wedding MusicianMatt Haggerty…Aggravated FanAaron Jay Kenny…Concert GoerAdam Knapp…Bowling PatronDavid Krumholtz…Sydney’s Buddy #3Damian Forest Light…Beach PedestrianMaynor Lopez…Grounds Keeper / FloristJoey Magnusson…Gil’s WifeChristopher Maleki…Buddy #5Nicole Mandich…Open House DivorceeMarquessa Moreland…Peter’s DateKelly Nienaltowski…Venice Beach GoerBrennan Reynolds…Young Guy In CoupleBrian Sampson…Carpool DriverLydia Schuler…Eugene’s WifeCarol Shook…TouristAaron D. Spears…TerrellChris Spinelli…Gym MemberJobeth Wagner…Venice Beach Goer / Concert GoerLarry Wilmore…MinisterBrad Everett Young…Carpooler

Sources: imdb & wikipedia

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[ao3feed-trobed]

by Kervia

Jeff Winger is one of the most sought after defense lawyers in the Denver/Greendale, Colorado area. He's spent years cultivating his reputation as one of the most compassionate, understanding lawyers around, one who can get anyone a Not Guilty verdict, and who fights tooth and nail for his clients. Which is why he gets a call from one of his coworkers, early in the morning, when he has been arrested for domestic abuse and domestic rape. Jeff jumps into action, but when it's time for court Jeff is surprised at who the victim is. Annie Edison. The girl he met months before at his gym and hooked up with in the steam room after she told him about leaving her ex. Recusing himself due to his conflict of interest (he's never been able to forget her), Jeff's need to protect and take care of Annie-who just may be pregnant with his child-leads him to take her to his mother's home where they both befriend a group of misfits, and love slowly, oh so slowly begins to bloom. But Annie's ex hasn't forgotten what he sees as her betrayal, and when he has the chance he's coming for her, Jeff, and the rest of their family.

Words: 2441, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Community (TV)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M

Characters: Annie Edison, Abed Nadir, Britta Perry, Troy Barnes, Pierce Hawthorne, Dean Craig Pelton, Ben Chang, Ian Duncan, Frankie Dart, Doreen Fitzgerald Winger, Shirley Bennett, Buzz Hickey, Andre Bennett, Garrett Lambert, Jordan Bennett, Elijah Bennett, Michelle Slater, Jeff Winger, Officer Craig Cackowski, Original Characters, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Original Child Character(s), Original Female Character(s) of Color, Original Animal Character(s)

Relationships: Shirley Bennett/Detective Butcher, Ian Duncan/Britta Perry, Troy Barnes & Abed Nadir, Annie Edison & Jeff Winger, Annie Edison & Britta Perry, Annie Edison & Pierce Hawthorne, Annie Edison/Original Male Character(s), Jeff Winger/Original Female Character(s), Annie Edison/Jeff Winger, Shirley Bennett & Annie Edison & Abed Nadir & Britta Perry & Jeff Winger, Annie Edison/Jeff Winger (eventually), Dean Craig Pelton & Frankie Dart, Frankie Dart & Annie Edison & Abed Nadir, Troy Barnes/Abed Nadir

Additional Tags: Domestic Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Smut, Romantic Fluff, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Domestic Violence, Past Abuse, Past Rape/Non-con, Friends to Lovers, Friendship/Love, Slow Burn, Slow Build, Slow Romance, Slow Dancing, Alternate Universe - Babies, Babies, Baby Fic, Unplanned Pregnancy, Pregnancy, Pregnant Sex, Nurse - Freeform, Lawyer, Romance, Drama, Eventual Romance, Drama & Romance, Angst and Drama, Alternate Universe, Angst with a Happy Ending, Jeff Winger Has Issues, Annie Edison is a badass, Long

#trobed #community #troy barnes #abed nadir #troy and abed #troy x abed