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Nora AlMatrooshi
Nora AlMatrooshi, the first Emirati woman astronaut, worked as a piping engineer before becoming an astronaut candidate for the United Arab Emirates. https://mbrsc.ae/team/nora/
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todayontumblr · 2 months
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Wednesday, March 13.
They're gonna make you proud.
Because if space really is the place, consider them well on their way. En route, if you will. The following 12 mighty fine folk only went and graduated from NASA's astronaut school. They are now ready and set, suited and booted, to head up into that big old mysterious blanket above and see what's good. Perhaps they will bring y'all a souvenir. 
In the meantime, may we introduce you to the people who put the rad in graduation. Nay, who put the ace in space.
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Do you want to be a NASA astronaut? Applications are now open. And be sure to check out The Universe is Calling: Apply to Be a NASA Astronaut (Official NASA Video feat. Morgan Freeman.)
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nerds-yearbook · 5 months
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On December 1, 2015, the final episode of "Unsealed: Alien Files" aired. The episode examined the possibility and what the possible reaction to a first contact with an alien form. ("First Contact", Unsealed: Alien Files, TV, Event)
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As much as I love the 'Dustin works at NASA when he grows up' hc, I think that he'd love being a Wildlife Biologist, and be great at it too. Like how he loved and cared for Dart and was so excited about discovering and looking after a new species??
I know that it isn't really canon, but the Hawkins Middle School Yearbook does say that he wants to be a cryptozoologist, which is basically someone who studies animals like Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster, which seems to fit with what we know about him, and he also wants to discover new species!!!
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I went through the Wikipedia page introduction, and highlighted all the stuff that screamed 'Dustin' and don't tell me that he wouldn't be a Wildlife Biologist.....
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It's a very scientific job and he gets to work with animals, just like he did with Dart??? Sounds like a dream job for Dustin!!!!!
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mikiminaj16135 · 5 months
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May alak pero walang balak 🍺🥴🚫: ikalawang bahagi
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Ang gusto kong baguhin sa pelikula:
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Maganda ang naging mensahe ng kuwento. Ngunit, para sa akin, kulang ang naging pagtatapos ng pelikula. Sa bandang gitna ng pelikula, binisita ni Nick ang kaniyang dating kaklase na si Delilah. Nagkaroon sila ng kaunting pag-uusap. Pagkatapos, umalis na si Nick. Ngunit, bago siya umalis, ipinakita niya ang kanilang yearbook at ang maliit na mensahe na iniwan ni Delilah para kay Nick. Iniwan ni Delilah ang isang mensahe ng papuri para kay Nick dahil tinulungan ni Nick si Delilah sa isang pagdiriwang kung saan inapi si Delilah. Naramdaman ni Delilah na binisita siya ni Nick dahil may pinagdadaanan siya sa kasalukuyan at kinakailangan niya ng isang taong pwedeng kausapin. Kaya, sinabi niya na kung sa tingin ni Nick na nalagpasan na niya ang kaniyang paghihirap, maari siyang bumalik kay Delilah para makipag-usap. Para sa akin, maganda sana kung nakipagkita muli silang dalawa sa dulo ng pelikula dahil sa ganitong paraan, malinaw na maipapakita ni Nick sa mga manonood ng pelikula na magaling na siya sa kaniyang adiksyon sa alkohol.
Ang koneksyon ng pelikula sa kasalukuyang lipunan:
May isyu ng adiksyon sa mga mapanganib na droga ang ating kasalukuyang lipunan. Ayon sa World Health Organization (2021), nasa 1.7 milyong Pilipino ang umiinom ng mga mapanganib na droga noong 2019. Nakakaalarma ang isyu na ito sapagkat nakakasama ang mga mapanganib na droga sa kalusugan ng ating utak. Mas mataas ang pagkakataon na may mga isyu sa kalusugan ng isip ang isang tao kapag umiinom siya ng mga mapanganib na droga. Maari siyang magkaroon ng anxiety, depression, at psychosis. May epekto rin ang mga mapanganib na droga sa pinansyal na kalagayan ng isang tao. Maari na maging mahirap ang isang taong adik sa mga mapanganib na droga sapagkat mahal ito (Australian Government Department of Health and Aged Care, 2019). Ngunit, ipinapakita ng pelikula na hindi pa huli ang lahat para sa mga tao na may adiksyon. Tulad ni Nick na nagawang tigilan ang kaniyang adiksyon sa alkohol, maari ring tigilan ng mga Pilipinong adik sa mapanganib na droga ang kanilang adiksyon. Kailangan lamang nila na mahanap ang kanilang pagnanais na makatanggap ng tulong. Kung nais ng mga Pilipinong adik sa mapanganib na droga na matulungan, maari silang pumunta sa mga recovery clinic. Sa mga recovery clinic, nakakatanggap ng libreng konsultasyon at tamang gamot ang lahat ng taong kusang-loob na pumunta rito. Ayon sa World Health Organization (2019), nagawa ng 91% ng mga taong pumunta sa mga recovery clinic na tapusin ang paggamot. Ibig sabihin, nagawa ng 91% ng mga taong ito na tapusin ang kanilang adiksyon sa droga sapagkat hindi nila ginamit ang kanilang kalayaan na itigil ang paggamot ng recovery clinic. Bilang pagtatapos, pinapaalala ng pelikula na hindi pa tapos ang lahat para sa mga taong may adiksyon. Tulad ni Nick, magagawa rin nilang tapusin ang kanilang adiksyon basta mayroon silang pagnanais na gawin ito. Dahil dito, dapat nating tulungan ang mga taong may adiksyon sa mapanganib na droga sa Pilipinas sapagkat maari pa silang gumaling. Nahihirapan lamang sila na hanapin ang pagnanais na tulungan ang sarili.
Mga sanggunian:
Australian Government Department of Health and Aged Care (2019, July 15). What are the effects of taking drugs? Retrieved November 23, 2023, from https://www.health.gov.au/topics/drugs/about-drugs/what-are-the-effects-of-taking-drugs
World Health Organization. (2021, November 12). Voluntary care model for persons who use drugs resulted in over 90% completion for treatment rate. World Health Organization. https://www.who.int/philippines/news/detail/12-11-2021-voluntary-care-model-for-persons-who-use-drugs-resulted-in-over-90-completion-for-treatment-rate#:~:text=In%20the%20Philippines%2C%20an%20estimated,services%20through%20community%2Dbased%20programmes. Maraming salamat sa pagbasa ng aking blog post! Paalam sa inyong lahat!
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certificadomedidor4 · 2 years
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Calibracion medidor de tierras fisicas disponible
En nuestra primera entrada, investigamos cuánta energía nos ofrece el sol y la calculamos como unidad de energía. Durante esta serie tomaremos prestados y ampliaremos una sucesión de cálculos completados por el académico de Cambridge, David JC MacKay, en su libro "Sustainable Energy Without the Hot Air", y exploraremos los cálculos de MacKay con mucho más aspecto. Comencemos : nuestro sol es bastante normal , pero con 1,3 millones de veces el tamaño de la Tierra, es con mucho el cuerpo más grande del sistema solar. Su colosal energía proviene de la fusión nuclear, un proceso consistente en juntar átomos con tanta fuerza que se "fusionan" para conformar átomos más pesados, liberando gran cantidad de energía. En el núcleo de nuestro sol, el hidrógeno se transforma en helio y, como se puede imaginar, está desesperadamente caliente , ardiendo a unos 15,6 millones de °C. La Tierra junto a una eyección de masa coronal, a escala. Las CMEs se generan gracias a cambios en el campo magnético de la corona con calibracion medidor de tierras fisicas, que lanza grandes cantidades de energía y material solar.A pesar de sentir el calor del sol en nuestros cuerpos, está increíblemente lejos. La distancia exacta cambia según la órbita de la Tierra, pero la media es de 93 millones de millas, o una Unidad Astronómica. No es de extrañar, por consiguiente , que el Sol sea una increíble fuente de energía. La parte superior de la atmósfera terrestre recibe en torno a 1.366 W/m². Con una potencia tan excepcional y prácticamente sin límites , podríamos abastecer fácilmente las necesidades de electricidad del Reino Unido, ahora y más adelante .Exploremos el punto 1.Cálculo de la área de la Tierra y el Reino Unido para producir todas las necesidades de energía a través de paneles solares Nota de cálculo: En cualquier composición grande que produzca electricidad del sol debe haber espacios entre los cuadros solares. En estos cálculos he asumido que una sexta parte de la superficie de una huerta solar o de un enorme grupo de paneles solares no está cubierta por cuadros .Cálculo para la Tierra Cálculo para el Reino Unido En el caso del Reino Unido, al estar muy alejado del ecuador, hay una gran diferencia en la irradiación solar entre los meses de invierno y los de verano. En un lugar cercano a Manchester, en el norte de Inglaterra, la irradiación solar es de unos 300 W/m2 a mediados de junio, pero en diciembre es precisamente diez ocasiones menor. Los datos proceden de Science Direct y EnerdataReferencesEnerdata Global energy statistical yearbook 2018, libre en: .Our world in data Global renewable energy consumption over the long-run, Disponible en: .Science Direct El recurso energético del sol del Reino Unido y el impacto del cambio climático, Disponible en: .Williams, D. R. Hoja informativa sobre el sol de la NASA, Libre en: .Lectura sugerida : Cuánto dinero cuesta instalar paneles solares¿Existe el rayo de bola? En general , se describe como una esfera radiante , casi siempre del tamaño de la cabeza de un niño pequeño. Suele aparecer a lo largo de las tormentas eléctricas, a veces a los pocos segundos de generarse el rayo, pero a veces sin conexión aparente con un rayo. En algunos casos , los relámpagos de bola aparecen tras una tormenta o aun antes. ¿Qué es lo que significa que la energía solar llega a la Tierra a. La constante del sol es la insolación extraterrestre media en el borde de la atmósfera: La Tierra presenta un disco de área nR2 al Sol, por lo que la cantidad total de insolación extraterrestre que incide sobre la Tierra es ISC × nR2. Este valor se divide por la mitad de la superficie de la Tierra, 4nR2/2, lo que da 684 W/m2, la insolación media que incide sobre la unidad de superficie de la Tierra orientada al Sol. Hay que tener en consideración que los paneles solares se calibran asumiendo que hay 1000 W/m2 libres .Figura 29. Estimación de la radiación: Una estimación aproximada de la irradiación por unidad de área de la Tierra puede hacerse si suponemos que el 30% de la energía del sol se pierde en la atmósfera y que el día tiene una duración media de 12 horas en cualquier sitio , o si suponemos que el Sol solo tiene una fuerza apreciable a lo largo de una media de 6 horas cada día : la figura 2.diez exhibe el perfil anual de la radiación solar media en distintas lugares de todo el mundo. La línea gris continua muestra el valor de 5,75 kWh/día y la línea gris discontinua exhibe 2,88 kWh/día.Figura 2.diez : Perfil de forma anual de la radiación del sol media en distintas sitios del mundo .No te pierdas: ¿Cuánta energía genera un sistema del sol de 5kw? Hay unos cuantos elementos clave en toda instalación del sol : paneles solares, inversor, sistema de estanterías, cables, sistema de monitorización y, cada vez más , sistema de almacenaje de baterías. Otros elementos esenciales que en ocasiones se pasan por prominente son el panel eléctrico y el contador de electricidad existentes , en tanto que pueden necesitar ser actualizados si son muy antiguos .El futuro de la energía del sol
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calimeditierra3 · 2 years
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Calibracion medidor de resistencia de tierras
En nuestra primera entrada, estudiamos cuánta energía nos da el sol y la calculamos como unidad de energía. Durante esta serie tomaremos prestados y ampliaremos una secuencia de cálculos completados por el académico de Cambridge, David JC MacKay, en su libro "Sustainable Energy Without the Hot Air", y exploraremos los cálculos de MacKay con mucho más detalle. Comencemos : nuestro sol es bastante normal , pero con 1,3 millones de ocasiones el tamaño de la Tierra, es con bastante el cuerpo más grande del sistema solar. Su colosal energía procede de la fusión nuclear, un proceso consistente en juntar átomos con tanta fuerza que se "fusionan" para conformar átomos mucho más pesados, liberando gran cantidad de energía. En el núcleo de nuestro sol, el hidrógeno se convierte en helio y, como se puede imaginar, está desesperadamente ardiente , ardiendo a unos 15,6 millones de °C. La Tierra junto a una eyección de masa coronal, a escala. Las CMEs se generan gracias a cambios en el campo magnético de la corona, que lanza enormes cantidades de energía y material del sol. A pesar de sentir el calor del sol en nuestros cuerpos, está increíblemente lejos. La distancia exacta varía según la órbita de la Tierra, pero la media es de 93 millones de millas, o una Unidad Astronómica. No es de extrañar, por consiguiente , que el Sol sea una increíble fuente de energía. La parte superior de la atmósfera terrestre recibe cerca de 1.366 W/m². Con una capacidad tan excepcional y prácticamente ilimitada , podríamos abastecer de forma fácil las pretensiones de electricidad del Reino Unido, ahora y más adelante .Exploremos el punto 1.Cálculo de la superficie de la Tierra y el Reino Unido para generar todas y cada una de las pretensiones de energía a través de paneles solares Nota de cálculo: En cualquier composición grande que genere electricidad del sol debe existir espacios entre los cuadros solares. En estos cálculos he asumido que una sexta parte de la área de una huerta del sol o de un gran conjunto de cuadros solares no está cubierta por paneles .Cálculo para la Tierra Cálculo para el Reino Unido En el caso del Reino Unido, al estar muy alejado del ecuador, hay gran diferencia en la irradiación solar entre los meses de invierno y los de verano. En un lugar cercano a Manchester, en el norte de Inglaterra, la irradiación solar es de unos 300 W/m2 en la época de junio, pero en diciembre es precisamente diez ocasiones menor. Los datos proceden de Science Direct y EnerdataReferencesEnerdata Global energy statistical yearbook 2018, disponible en: .Our world in data Global renewable energy consumption over the long-run, Libre en: .Science Direct El recurso energético del sol del Reino Unido y el impacto del cambio climático, Disponible en: .Williams, D. R. Hoja informativa sobre el sol de la NASA, Libre en: .Lectura sugerida : Cuánto dinero cuesta instalar cuadros solares¿Existe el rayo de bola? Por norma general , se detalla como una esfera luminosa , casi siempre del tamaño de la cabeza de un niño pequeño. Acostumbra manifestarse durante las tormentas eléctricas por eso la importancia de realizar a tiempo la calibracion medidor de resistencia de tierras, a veces a los pocos segundos de generarse el rayo, pero a veces sin conexión aparente con un rayo. En algunos casos , los relámpagos de bola aparecen después de una tormenta o aun antes. ¿Qué significa que la energía del sol llega a la Tierra a. La incesante del sol es la insolación extraterrestre media en el borde de la atmósfera: La Tierra presenta un disco de área nR2 al Sol, por lo que la cantidad total de insolación extraterrestre que influye sobre la Tierra es ISC × nR2. Este valor se divide por media superficie de la Tierra, 4nR2/2, lo que da 684 W/m2, la insolación media que influye sobre la unidad de área de la Tierra orientada al Sol. Hay que tener en cuenta que los paneles solares se calibran asumiendo que hay 1000 W/m2 disponibles .Figura 29. Estimación de la radiación: Una estimación aproximada de la irradiación por unidad de área de la Tierra puede hacerse si suponemos que el 30% de la energía solar se pierde en la atmósfera y que el día tiene una duración media de 12 horas en cualquier lugar , o si suponemos que el Sol sólo tiene una fuerza apreciable durante una media de 6 horas al día : la figura 2.10 exhibe el perfil de forma anual de la radiación solar media en diferentes lugares de todo el mundo. La línea gris continua muestra el valor de 5,75 kWh/día y la línea gris intermitente muestra 2,88 kWh/día.Figura 2.10 : Perfil anual de la radiación solar media en diferentes lugares de todo el mundo .No te pierdas: ¿Cuánta energía produce un sistema solar de 5kw? Hay unos cuantos elementos clave en toda instalación solar : paneles solares, inversor, sistema de estanterías, cables, sistema de monitorización y, cada vez más , sistema de almacenamiento de baterías. Otros elementos importantes que a veces se pasan por prominente son el panel eléctrico y el contador de electricidad que ya están , ya que pueden requerir ser actualizados si son muy viejos .El futuro de la energía del sol
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calibramedidor4 · 2 years
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Calibracion medidor de tierras disponible en nuestros laboratorios
En nuestra primera entrada, estudiamos cuánta energía nos ofrece el sol y la calculamos como unidad de energía. Durante esta serie vamos a tomar prestados y ampliaremos una sucesión de cálculos completados por el académico de Cambridge, David JC MacKay, en su libro "Sustainable Energy Without the Hot Air", y exploraremos los cálculos de MacKay con mucho más detalle. Empecemos : nuestro sol es bastante normal , pero con 1,3 millones de veces el tamaño de la Tierra, es con mucho el cuerpo más grande del sistema del sol. Su enorme energía procede de la fusión nuclear, un desarrollo que consiste en juntar átomos con tanta fuerza que se "fusionan" para formar átomos mucho más pesados, liberando gran cantidad de energía. En el núcleo de nuestro sol, el hidrógeno se transforma en helio y, como se puede imaginar, está desesperadamente caliente , ardiendo a unos 15,6 millones de °C. La Tierra junto a una eyección de masa coronal, a escala. Las CMEs se producen debido a cambios en el campo magnético de la corona, que lanza enormes proporciones de energía y material del sol.A pesar de sentir el calor del sol en nuestros cuerpos, está impresionantemente lejos. La distancia exacta varía según la órbita de la Tierra, pero la media es de 93 millones de millas, o una Unidad Astronómica. No es de extrañar, por tanto , que el Sol sea una increíble fuente de energía como la calibracion medidor de tierras . La parte de arriba de la atmósfera terrestre recibe alrededor de 1.366 W/m². Con una potencia tan excepcional y prácticamente ilimitada , podríamos abastecer de forma fácil las pretensiones de electricidad del Reino Unido, ahora y en el futuro .Exploremos el punto 1.Cálculo de la superficie de la Tierra y el Reino Unido para generar todas y cada una de las pretensiones de energía a través de paneles solares Nota de cálculo: En cualquier estructura grande que genere electricidad solar debe haber espacios entre los paneles solares. En estos cálculos he asumido que una sexta parte de la superficie de una huerta solar o de un gran conjunto de cuadros solares no está cubierta por paneles .Cálculo para la Tierra Cálculo para el Reino Unido En el caso del Reino Unido, al estar muy alejado del ecuador, hay una gran diferencia en la irradiación del sol entre los meses de invierno y los de verano. En un lugar cercano a Manchester, en el norte de Inglaterra, la irradiación solar es de unos 300 W/m2 en la época de junio, pero en el último mes del año es aproximadamente diez ocasiones menor. Los datos proceden de Science Direct y EnerdataReferencesEnerdata Global energy statistical yearbook 2018, libre en: .Our world in data Global renewable energy consumption over the long-run, Libre en: .Science Direct El recurso energético solar del Reino Unido y el impacto del cambio climático, Disponible en: .Williams, D. R. Hoja informativa sobre el sol de la NASA, Disponible en: .Lectura sugerida : Cuánto dinero cuesta instalar cuadros solares¿Existe el rayo de bola? Generalmente , se detalla como una esfera radiante , casi siempre del tamaño de la cabeza de un niño pequeño. Frecuenta aparecer durante las tormentas eléctricas, en ocasiones a los pocos segundos de generarse el rayo, pero a veces sin conexión aparente con un rayo. En ciertos casos , los relámpagos de bola se muestran después de una tormenta o incluso antes. ¿Qué es lo que significa que la energía solar llega a la Tierra a. La incesante solar es la insolación extraterrestre media en el borde de la atmósfera: La Tierra presenta un disco de área nR2 al Sol, por lo que la cantidad total de insolación extraterrestre que incide sobre la Tierra es ISC × nR2. Este valor se divide por media superficie de la Tierra, 4nR2/2, lo que da 684 W/m2, la insolación media que influye sobre la unidad de superficie de la Tierra orientada al Sol. Hay que tener en cuenta que los cuadros solares se calibran asumiendo que hay 1000 W/m2 disponibles .Figura 29. Estimación de la radiación: Una estimación aproximada de la irradiación por unidad de superficie de la Tierra puede hacerse si suponemos que el 30% de la energía solar se pierde en la atmósfera y que el día tiene una duración media de 12 horas en cualquier sitio , o si suponemos que el Sol sólo tiene una fuerza apreciable a lo largo de una media de 6 horas cada día : la figura 2.10 muestra el perfil anual de la radiación solar media en diferentes lugares del mundo. La línea gris continua muestra el valor de 5,75 kWh/día y la línea gris intermitente exhibe 2,88 kWh/día.Figura 2.diez : Perfil anual de la radiación solar media en distintas lugares del mundo .No te pierdas: ¿Cuánta energía produce un sistema del sol de 5kw? Hay bastantes componentes clave en toda instalación solar : cuadros solares, inversor, sistema de estanterías, cables, sistema de monitorización y, cada vez más , sistema de almacenamiento de baterías. Otros elementos esenciales que en ocasiones se pasan por prominente son el panel eléctrico y el contador de electricidad existentes , ya que pueden requerir ser actualizados si son muy antiguos .El futuro de la energía del sol
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Heart? You mean black hole?
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Our newest class of astronaut candidates graduated on March 5, 2024. This means they’re now eligible for spaceflight assignments to the International Space Station, the Moon, and beyond! In the next twelve posts, we’ll introduce these new astronauts.
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buckyismybicycle · 3 years
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"Buck Moon" (Bucky x Reader - Teenage Neighbours AU)
Buck Moon is tomorrow (Saturday, July 24th)! It will be a full moon (and orange!). Why Buck Moon? It's named in the almanac "buck moon" by Native American Algonquin tribes (since this is around the time male deer antlers are full-grown). You can read more about it here at NASA where they will do a better job explaining. I'm just here to write y'all a fic about it.
Title: Buck Moon (you are the moon of my life) Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader Rating: Teen+ Tags/Warnings: Reader's parents are deceased, first kiss, fluff, emotional hurt/comfort, mutual pining Summary: Bucky, your neighbour, catches you stargazing and sneaks out one night to watch with you. AO3 Link
Tonight, just like every other night, you crack open your window and pop the screen off, setting it aside. Feet first, you step out on the shingles and drag your blanket behind you to set up your little spot on the roof and close the window behind you. There was something serene about watching the night sky, when the town was asleep and the moon was shining brightly above you.
You had so many memories that involved the stars in the sky - your first camping trip with your dad, singing Wish Upon a Star with your mother whilst watching Pinocchio, the glow in the dark stickers that you had in your childhood bedroom (some of which are still on the ceiling). Each night you sat on the roof brought all these memories back for you, comforting you before you sleep. In fact, you're so concentrated on the sky above, that you never catch the curious stares of your neighbour, who often sits on his backyard porch, who often also looks up with admiration - just not at the stars.
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Today was particularly rough - something just wasn't aligned for you. You had missed your bus and ended up being late to your first class, forgot your lunch, and then totally bombed your volleyball game, the first loss of the year. It was days like this that you wished you had your parents here, even though you loved living with your grandma. Sometimes, the world just felt unfair and since you never wanted to come off as ungrateful, you held it all in until it was just you and the open night sky. You slip out onto the roof, tugging your blanket behind you and settle into your spot. The tears had been threatening to spill all day, so it finally felt good to let them out, trying to stifle them so as to not wake anyone up.
You nearly screamed when a head popped up on the side of your roof before you realized it was just Bucky, your neighbour that you'd had a crush on since forever.
"Bucky?" You ask, wiping your tears away so he didn't see. "What are you doing?"
"Well, I'm trying to get onto this roof," Bucky answers simply before his head disappears and you see just the tips of his fingers on the ledge, shuffling over. He eventually gets his forearm braced, then a foot, then a leg. You were stunned into stillness as he finally rolls onto your roof and exaggeratedly lays on his back with a small "phwew".
"Um?"
He turns his head to look at you and then picks himself up with a smile, crawling the last few feet to sit beside you.
"What happened?" He asks.
"Nothing," you reply automatically.
"You don't just cry over nothing, c'mon [y/n], you can tell me."
You've been neighbours since you were both kids, played together, went to the same schools. You'd grown apart in high school, which you didn't feel bitter about or anything, it was natural. He was the school's basketball star, you had your volleyball, and he joined the student council while you signed up for the yearbook committee. Your schedules never matched anymore, and his friends from the basketball team would pick him up for school while you took the bus. But it didn't mean you weren't sad. Ever since you could remember, he had been the Sun, bright eyes and shining smile, and you had merely orbited around him.
"Just had a bad day," you finally settle on. Maybe you hadn't done a good enough job of keeping quiet, or you weren't hiding your emotions well enough. Bucky was quiet for a moment, but he wrapped an arm around you and pulled you in for a hug. You flushed at the sudden contact, how warm his body was pressed against your side, and how much a simple act like this would send you into tears again.
"M'sorry, doll," he murmurs into your hair as you cry silently into his shirt - for all the bad days you've had, all the times you bit back your sadness to plaster a fake smile on your face, everything came pouring out. Bucky rubbed circles into your shoulder and kept encouraging you to cry, let it all out, which of course made you cry more. It felt like hours had gone by before you found your voice again.
"Thanks," you rasp, throat dry. "Sorry."
"Don't be sorry," he tells you. "C'mon, tell me what I can do to make you feel better?" You just chuckle, because the Bucky now was the same Bucky when you were 5 years old - always wanting to help, always smiling and wanting to put a smile on others.
"I think I'm alright now," you sniffle. It did feel cathartic to have finally let it out, your limbs loose without the usual tension, even if your head felt a little stuffy. "I guess I just needed a good cry."
He didn't move his arm, and you didn't move away. You just wanted to feel safe and warm, for a bit longer.
"I miss you, [y/n]," he finally says. "I don't know when we drifted apart, but I hate it."
"I miss you too," you admit. "We just... do different things now. Have different friends."
"You're still my best friend, you know that right?" He looks down at you and - well, no, you didn't. He was one of the golden boys at school, he had plenty of friends these days.
"Really?"
"Yeah, really," he grumbles, annoyed that you don't believe him. He even flicks your arm lightly. You don't know if Bucky is just saying it to make you feel better, but it does help nonetheless.
"You're still mine too."
The silence isn't uncomfortable, you're both watching the twinkling stars above, and you even offer him some of the blanket to wrap around his shoulders. It feels nice. Then, he starts to sing, low and soft.
When you wish upon a star Makes no difference who you are Anything your heart desires Will come to you
If your heart is in your dream, No request is too extreme When you wish upon a star As dreamers do
Your eyes sting a little but you don't think your body is capable of producing any more tears, so with a wobbly voice, you join him for the next part.
Fate is kind She brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of Their secret longing...
Like a bolt out of the blue, Fate steps in and sees you through... When you wish upon a star, Your dreams... come... true!
A bubble of joyous laughter emerges, remembering how many times Bucky watched this movie with you when you were younger, and the both of you yelling the words at the top of your lungs, completely off-key.
"Thanks, Buck." Seeing you smile again made Bucky's heart flutter - this is how you were meant to look to him, cheerful and happy.
"Have you ever wished upon a star?" His head tilts to look at you curiously.
You nod, a little embarrassed. It was probably cute when you were seven, but you were seventeen now. I wished that I we could go back to how things were - when I was happy, when mom and dad were still here, when you and I were closer, I wished we could be more.
"I know you can't tell me what you wished for," Bucky interrupts your thoughts. "But whatever you wished for, I hope it comes true for you." You have to bit your tongue from saying anything that would give you away. Instead, you tell him about the full moon tomorrow.
"They named a moon after me," Bucky waggles his eyebrows, which makes you roll your eyes fondly.
"You keep believing that."
"Nah, I'm jus' teasing. I know it's because the bucks got their antlers full grown before they lose 'em again." You were surprised he knew that, and told him so.
"You watch the stars every night," Bucky states matter-of-factly. "Had to come with something to impress you." Your cheeks warm, but you know it didn't mean anything. Bucky was a notorious smooth-talker, he probably doesn't even register half of what he's saying and the effect it has on you.
"It's just so..." You don't really have the words to describe the feeling, but you try. "There's a whole galaxy out there, billions of stars that shine. Like the night sky's freckles. It's the most beautiful thing in the world."
"Not quite," Bucky mumbles, and when you turn to ask him what he means, your breath catches when you see him staring at you, the look on his face of open adoration. His eyes are shining brilliantly in the moonlight, the grey-blue that you've memorized looking right at you, like you were the stars. It's the same look you've had for him for years.
"Buck?" You tremble under the weight of his moment. And like a comet blazing its way toward you, he leans in closer and closer while your heart starts to race.
He kisses you slowly, lips slotting in just right against yours and your body lights up like the sky above. It's sweet, and he pulls back to see the dusting of pink across your cheeks, your eyes full of love and wonder. For him. You rest your foreheads together, a pair of matching shy smiles on your faces.
"Don't yell at me, but I'm going to tell you what I wish upon stars for," he whispers. "I've always wished for you. I wished for you to love me back, but that was selfish so then I wished for you to be happy. And every time you got sad or upset, I'd wish for the stars to grant you whatever you wished for."
His admission hits you like an asteroid, and you tear up again, damn him!
"Bucky," your voice as shaky as your hands when you reach to cup his face in your palms. "I've loved you since we were kids."
"So have I." This time, when he kisses you, he wraps his arms around you and brings you into his lap, holding you close. It's everything you ever dreamed of, and you don't know why the two of you waited so long - how you two could be so blind. You feel his tongue against your lips, shy and asking for permission. You've never been good at saying no to Bucky, and you certainly weren't about to start now. He feels perfect underneath you, his arms holding you steady, grounding you.
"I love you, [y/n]."
"I love you too, buck moon." Taglist: @anonnygon
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nerds-yearbook · 1 year
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On January 28, 1986, Lt Col Belts of NASA was aware of (and may have caused) the O Ring issue with the space shuttle Challenger. An alien force that had been affecting him since a space walk back in 1977 caused him to do nothing to prevent the shuttle disaster. ("Space", X-Files, TV)
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            new  york’s  very  own  guiliana  rasananda  was  spotted  on  broadway  street  in  gucci  marmont  logo - embellished  leather  sandals  .  your  resemblance  to  lalisa  manoban  is  unreal  .  according  to  tmz  ,  you  just  had  your  twenty  third  birthday  bash  .  while  living  in  nyc  ,  you’ve  been  labeled  as  being  doctrinaire  ,  but  also  pragmatic  .  i  guess  being  an  aquarius  explains  that .  three  things  that  would  paint  a  better  picture  of  you  would  be  the  lingering  scent  of  her  perfume  after  she’s  long  gone  ,  a  fenty  beauty  gloss  bomb  as  her  staple  to  any  makeup  look  ,  and  the  glitter  of  diamond  encrusted  jewelry  on  tanned  skin  .
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            hello  ladies  ,  gents  ,  and  nonbinary  pals  !  my  name’s  jin  and  i’m  super  stoked  to  be  here  !  i’ve  seen  this  group  in  the  tags  over  the  years  ,  and  i  decided  that  it  was  high  time  for  me  to  slide  in  (  and  now  that  my  school’s  closed  ....  indefinitely  ....  i’ve  got  the  time  )  .  giuliana  is  fairly  new  so  i’m  still  working  out  some  kinks  that  may  arise  ,  but  i  have  a  pretty  good  idea  of  the  direction  i  want  her  to  go  in  !  i  can’t  believe  that  this  is  my  first  time  playing  lalisa  in  a  couple  of  years  ,  but  since  the  chance  arose  ,  i  decided  to  take  it  .  i  won’t  chat  too  much  ,  and  i  need  to  make  a  new  d.iscord  since  i  forgot  the  password  to  my  old  one  but  if  anyone  wants  to  plot  ,  feel  free  to  slide  into  my  dms  (  or  i’ll  slide  into  yours  !  )
basic  information  .
FULL  NAME  :  guiliana  kanya  rasananda  .
NICKNAME(S)  :  gigi  ,  lia  ,  liana  ,  ana  .
BIRTHDATE  +  AGE  :  february  12th  +  23  .
ZODIAC  :  aquarius  .
HOMETOWN  :  new  york  ,  ny  .
GENDER  :  cis  female  .
NATIONALITY  :  thai - american  .
ETHNICITY  :  thai  .
HEIGHT  :  5′6″  .
LABEL(S)  :  the  amaranth  ,  the  vixen  ,  the  trust  fund  baby  ,  and  the  princess  .
ROMANTIC  ORIENTATION  :  biromantic  .
SEXUAL  ORIENTATION  :  bisexual  .
LANGUAGE(S)  SPOKEN  :  english  ,  thai  ,  japanese  ,  and  learning  spanish  .
OCCUPATION  :  socialite  ,  ‘  model  ’  ,  and  youtuber  /  social  media  influencer  .
POSITIVES  :  clear - headed  ,  assiduous  ,  self - reliant  ,  pragmatic  ,  and  cosmopolitan  .
NEGATIVES  :  disputatious  ,  exigent  ,  doctrinaire  ,  selfish  ,  and  unscrupulous  .
PLAYLIST  :  roxanne  /  arizona  zervas  ,  bad  guy  /  billie  eilish  ,  body  /  loud  luxury  ft.  brando  ,  nasa  /  ariana  grande  ,  mother’s  daughter  /  miley  cyrus  ,  sway  with  me  /  saweetie  w.  galxara  ,  say  so  /  doja  cat  ,  mad  at  me.  /  kiana  ledé  ,  apeshit  /  the  carters  ,  elastic  /  joey  purp  ,  watermelon  sugar  /  harry  styles  ,  ain’t  my  fault  /  zara  larsson  ,  lemon  /  n.e.r.d.  ft.  rihanna  /  nice  for  what  /  drake  ,  sugar  /  brockhampton  ,  icon  /  jaden  smith  ,  zimzalabim  /  red  velvet  ,  come  thru  /  joji  ,  in  my  head  /  ariana  grande  ,  broke  bitch  /  tiny  meat  gang  ,  honey  /  lay  ,  deserve  /  kris  wu  ft.  travis  scott  .
biography  .
let’s  see  if  we  can  keep  this  short  ,  am  i  right  ladies  ?
ratana  saelim  has  humble  beginnings  in  bangkok  .  her  parents  owned  a  small  restaurant  in  their  neighborhood  ,  and  they  lived  comfortably  ,  but ratana  still  had  to  work  hard  to  ensure  that  she  got  into  college  and  could  stay  in   college  .  she  often  did  her  homework  behind  the  counter  of  the  restaurant  ,  and  eventually  went  on  to  attend  bangkok  university  .
she  met  her  future  husband  at  bangkok  university  ,  a  fellow  student  named  kamnan  rasananda  .  he  was  studying  business  while  she  was  studying  law  .  in  contrast  to  ratana  ,  kamnan  grew  up  in  an  extremely  affluent  home  and  was  set  to  inherit  his  family’s  company  .  he  was  a  year  older  than  ratana  ,  and  the  two  got  married  after  her  graduation  with  her  master’s  degree  .  they  settled  in  bangkok  following  their  wedding  .
the  years  passed  ,  and  the  couple  established  themselves  in  their  respective  fields  .  kamnan  started  his  own  business  in  real  estate  and  construction  ,  so  they  decided  to  expand  out  of  asia  and  into  the  states  .  they  made  their  home  new  york  city  ,  and  settled  easily  into  a  multi - million  dollar  penthouse  on  the  upper  east  side  .  since  they  were  to  focused  on  their  careers  ,  it  wasn’t  until  they  reached  their  mid - thirties  when  they  had  their  first  and  only  child  ,  a  daughter  they  named  guiliana  .
guiliana  was  a  beautiful  little  baby  who  has  an  infectious  personality  while  growing  up  .  ratana  and  kamnan  may  have  been  busy  people  ,  but  they  never  had  an  issue  with  putting  work  on  pause  to  spend  time  with  their  daughter  .  the  couple  supported  their  daughter  in  everything  that  she  did  ,  and  that  even  included  when  she  turned  fourteen  and  decided  that  she  wanted  to  start  doing  youtube  videos  . 
going  through  high  school  ,  guiliana  had  been  a  member  of  the  photography  and  yearbook  clubs  ,  and  this  was  at  the  same  time  that  she  started  to  truly  focus  on  her  channel  .  of  course  ,  her  content  at  the  time  was  quite  cringy  (  shoutout  to  that  one  song  that  everyone  used  in  morning  routines  )  .  as  the  years  passed  ,  she  obtained  the  right  equipment  to  make  her  content  better  .
by  her  senior  year  of  high  school  ,  her  channel  grew  to  massive  numbers  .  she  dropped  the  makeup  videos  since  she  found  that  she  was  more  interested  in  fashion  than  makeup  ,  and  was  comfortable  with  sharing  her  personal  style  .  she  got  a  lot  of  backlash  because  she  grew  up  rich  and  people  often  felt  that  she  was  ‘  flaunting  ’  her  lifestyle  ,  but  really  ,  most  of  her  clothes  from  the  places  that  were  often  the  rage  at  the  time  (  urban  outfitters  ,  brandy  ,  etc  )  with  the  occasional  luxury  piece  like  a  purse  or  something  .
now  ,   she  isn’t  that  active  on  youtube  anymore  since  she’s  grown  into  more  of  a  socialite  ,  but  she’ll  still  do  weekly  vlogs  ,  catching  up  videos  ,  and  her  fashion  videos  .  despite  not  being  that  active  ,  her  channel  is  still  growing  and  has  now  amassed  five  million  subscribers  .
personality  .
guiliana  has  been  a  part  of  youtube  since  she  was  a  fourteen  year  old  ,  so  she’s  been  able  to  start  ignoring  the  haters  !  quite  honestly  has  the  most  idgaf  attitude  towards  people  who  have  anything  to  say  about  her  only  showing  luxury  outfits  and  such  on  her  channel  .  that’s  all  she  knows  since  she  grew  up  in  that  ,  but  quite  frankly  she  doesn’t  care  !
out  of  all  of  her  labels  ,  i’d  say  she  mostly  resonates  with  the  trust  fund  baby  .  outside  of  her  youtube  channel  ,  guiliana  doesn’t  do  much  other  than  spend  money  and  sleep  until  eleven  so  don’t  expect  her  to  be  out  there  making  businesswoman  moves  .
don’t  give  her  a  compliment  because  what’s  the  saying  ...  give  her  an  inch  and  she’ll  take  a  mile  ?  that’s  guiliana  to  a  T  !  she  knows  that  she’s  cute  and  her  parents  have  only  ever  praised  her  ,  so  she’s  got  something  of  an  over  inflated  ego  at  times  .  she  can  go  on  and  on  ,  so  please  tell  her  ass  to  shut  up  if  she  starts  taking  it too  far  !
headcanons  .
a  born  and  bred  new  yorker  ,  guiliana  doesn’t  possess  a  driver’s  license  .  she  gets  driven  around  in  a  bentley  bentayga  and  when  her  driver’s  not  available  ,  she  exclusively  uses  uber  black to  get  around  the  city  .
her  style  is  pretty  similar  to  lisa’s  where  one  day  she’s  exclusively  wearing  streetwear  ,  another  day  she’s  a  bit  more  feminine  ,  and  then  sometimes  she’s  wearing  pieces  straight  off  the  runway  !  when  it  comes  to  her  more  feminine  style  i  think  of  the  youtuber  kerina  wang  .
she’s  most  comfortable  when  she’s  in  her  apartment  .  usually  ,  she’s  only  wearing  a  lingerie  set  (  not  the  entire  thing  )  and  lounging  around  .  she’ll  throw  on  a  robe  or  something  to  answer  the  door  ,  so  just  call  her  ahead  of  time  .
i  can’t  make  up  my  mind  on  how  guiliana  usually  has  her  hair  (  since  lisa  switches  between  long  and  short  )  so  we’ll  just  say  that  she  gets  extensions  a  lot  !  currently  ,  i  love  her  long  brown  hair  so  click  for  reference  here  .
she  has  no  real  plans  for  the  future  ?  she’s  kinda  of  taking  it  day  by  day  and  enjoying  her  twenties  while  she  has  them  .  right  now  her  main  focus  is  her  instagram  and  her  youtube  ,  and  she  has  no  real  aspirations  to  do  anything  outside  of  that  at  the  moment  .
never  leaves  the  house  without  wearing  a  pair  of  heels  ?  even  when  it’s  cold  outside  ,  she’s  wearing  ankle  boots  with  a  heel  or  the  ever  elegant  over - the - knee  boots  .  
her  go - to  drink  from  starbucks  is  a  cold  brew  with  vanilla  sweet  cream  .  she  doesn’t  drink  coffee  with  sugar  .
wanted  connections  .
            i’ll  more  than  likely  end  up  reblogging  things  into  the  tag  i  made  for  these  ,  but  since  there’s  nothing  there  right  now  ,  i’ll  just  list  off  some  specifics  that  i’d  love  to  have  !  if  none  of  these  are  to  your  taste  ,  we  could  always  brainstorm  ,  work  off  chemistry  ,  or  let  me  know  if  there’s  something  that  you  think  guiliana  could  fill  !
i  might  end  up  sending  this  in  to  the  main  ,  but  i’d  love  to  have  the  fiancé  that  she  left  at  the  altar  !  truth  be  told  ,  i  kind  of  feel  as  though  she  may  have  done  it  simply  because  she  finally  realized  that  things  were  moving  too  fast  and  she  kinda  of  needed  to  pump  the  breaks  ?  she  definitely  didn’t  do  it  in  the  best  way  ,  but  it  could  be  an  interesting  relationship  /  dynamic  to  explore  .
she’s  been  in  new  york  since  forever  so  i  just  imagine  there  being  a  slew  of  connections  stemming  from  that  ?  friendships  ,  rivalries  ,  and  romantic  connections  !  idk  why  i  love  them  so  much  ,  but  i’d  really  love  for  her  to  have  an  ex  best  friend  .  we  can  determine  why  their  friendship  ended  ,  but  i  really  love  exploring  the  demise  of  relationships  .
my  brain  is  blanking  so  🤠  .
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god,,, my yearbook is asking for how i imagine myself in 20 years and wtf am i supposed to say. i go to an aggressively catholic school and even if i didnt i dont want my parents to find out what i actually want my future to be. like i cant put down that i want to have a qpp/fwb with a girl and be able to present the way i want and be totally out as queer and yeah i can say i want to work at nasa and have like twelve cats but i cant share like anything else, while the rest of my classmates can go on about the het marriages they want to have without fear. just.....idk i wish i could put down what i really want. im sure me wearing a blazer and button-up shirt in my yearbook picture is already gonna get me suspicious looks i sure as hell cant do anything else gay
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Maine astronaut Jessica Meir steps into history as part of all-female spacewalk
Meir and fellow astronaut Christina Koch became the first team of female astronauts to work in space outside the orbiting research station. Meir, who grew up in Caribou, has dreamed about going to space since she was 5 and wrote in her senior yearbook that her future plans included going on a spacewalk.
The spacewalk officially began at 6:38 a.m., 12 minutes ahead of schedule. By 11:30 a.m., the pair had replaced the battery charge-discharge unit and had begun testing the replacement part.
NASA had estimated the replacement project would take 5½ hours, but Koch and Meir finished installing the 230-pound unit in just over five hours, and mission officials extended the walk to allow the astronauts to do “get-ahead” work on the space station. Koch and Meir returned to the space station after seven hours, 17 minutes.
Meir is the 15th woman and 228th person to walk in space. It was the third spacewalk for Koch, who had already logged 20 hours and 31 minutes on spacewalks. NASA says spacewalks are among the most physically demanding tasks that astronauts undertake while in space.
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bakerandred · 4 years
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Mark Normand on his Evil Brain
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I don't know, that's just me, I worry about everything. I got really bad anxiety. Horrible anxiety. Riddled with anxiety. I live in the city, I don't have a car, i just walk around everywhere. Uhh. You guys ever do this one, you guys ever leave the house without headphones? Wooh! Thoughts are not good! My God, this whole time I thought I loved music, turns out I just hate my brain. Just being attacked all day long by this insecurity playlist on shuffle. Ah "what are you doing with your life, you drink too much, you're gonna die alone, you call that a penis?" Aah! Oh, bad head. My brain is evil, it attacks me, it's like a bully. I'll be at a party, hanging out  everybody's having a good time, talking. My brains like, "hey you weirdo, you're being too quiet. Everybody's wondering why you're such a quiet weirdo. Come on, get in there, say something you lunatic, come on you freak, jump in you psycho, come on get in there. You finally say something, your brain'll go, "ooh, that's what you picked?" Argh, shut up dummy, dammit. My brain never stops. I cant sleep at night, I'm a horrible sleeper. that's why I hate these bed commercials you see at 4am. "Hey! can't sleep? Well how comfortable is your mattress? What's your sleep number, how's your firmness?" You think 'lack of comfort's' what's keeping me up at night, that's the problem really? It's this goddamn Japanese game-show i got going on up here right. The worry, the anxiety, the dread. I don't need a mattress designed by NASA, i need a Xanax and some self esteem. Come on, comfort? i could sleep on a gravel road if i had a good childhood. Brain never stops. That's why i never got these guys that go, "hey i'm going to bed". What do you mean 'going to bed'? i gotta pass out, i cant just go to bed alright? What are you cray- you want me to lay alone in my room, in the dark, in my underwear that's what screwed me up in the first place! Brutal. i don't think i'm depressed though. I wouldn't say i'm depressed, although the symptoms of depression; binge drinking, hard to get out of bed, avoiding people, those are the things that make me the most happy. They always show these commercials, some guy's depressed, pops a pill, now hes skydiving, riding a convertible. Then they show the depressed guy, he's in bed with a bunch of pizza boxes, I'm like, that's living! Yeah, i'm an awkward guy, very awkward, can't make eye contact with people. See, that was tough. I'm working on it, its too intense, too intimate. I don't know how you people do this, you know? it's like a sign of respect to look someone in the eye, blows my mind! It's too much, can't do it. Every time i look someone in the eye i'm like well, guess we're in love now. I feel too much, i'm a feely guy, everything makes me uncomfortable. Certain words are hard to say, make me feel too weird, 'I love you' ah that's tough. huh. i can't say it, i can barely say 'croissant'. What a horrible word, so pretentious. Good lord, i can barely order one, they look amazing! i'm like, "i'll take uuuh, muffin, screw it. Socially awkward, i know i'm socially awkward cos i asked my friend what his biggest fear was and he said losing his child. He said, "what's your biggest fear Mark i said, huh, "accidentally hitting the facetime button on my phone." Is there a more terrifying moment in life than that? I cant have people see me when i'm not ready. I've got weird stuff going off in my room. I'm eating tuna out of a can. I've got half a boner, an old yearbook open,  its weird. yeah oh man too much oh yeah. I'm an introvert, any introverts here? Crowd "Woo". Ayy alright, you guys rarely speak up. Yeah, not fun being an introvert. You know, you just gotta get out there and fake it. It's hard  around people most people like being around people. For us it's like work, it's tough. Like this is an introvert's biggest fear right here. You're hanging out with some guy you don't really know. "Alright, good hanging out, i'm gonna take the train home." This guy goes, "oh yeah? what train you taking" "Uuh, i was gonna take the number six." "Hey, me too" FUCK! Dammit, back on the clock. Tough to be around people. Day jobs, i don't know how you guys do it. 9 to 5. 8 hours with this group then five out clock rolls round and some guy goes, "hey we should all get drinks!" What, are you nuts? You wanna hang around  more we're done, we did it. We're outside the walls, let's go home. That's not happy hour, that's unpaid overtime. Yeah, we like being alone, we do. You ever go out to eat with a guy, he's like, "hey look at that dude sitting by himself." You're like, "i know, living the dream!" Just a weird brain i got, like i want you guys to like me but i'm scared of you. You bum me out, but i need your love. Basically what i'm saying. If you have a party, i don't want to go, but if you don't invite me, i'll kill myself. This is where i'm at up here. Yeah and if you don't get these jokes, just know your life is better than mine. I know what you guys are thinking, come on Mark, introvert? You're talking in front of 400 people right now, well it's pretty simple. This is a one sided conversation that's been prewritten  and rehearsed over and over and if you guys talk you get thrown out, i cant lose. You guys are the real heroes, you guys are the ones just walking into your office break room just beep bopping and scatting of the cuff no net you know. You walk in and you're like, "Hey Bob, how was your weekend", and i'm like, "that was good, how did you know to say that?" Holy hell! What'd you take, an improv class? You're like Miles Davis over here. Holy moly. Wow! Not me, i gotta prep for everything. Everything's prepped. I see the break room twenty feet away i'm like, "How you doing Bob, how you doing Bob, how you doing Bob,how you doing Bob,how you doing Bob,how you doing Bob?" Then i get in there and panic. I'm like, Jews! Oh fuck. Oh dammit. Oh man. I've always been like this and thank God for humour. Jesus Christ, you can get away with it. I remember one time, i was at a friend's house for dinner, and the dad goes, "let's all go round the table and say what we are thankful for" One son was like, "i'm thankful for the food on the table". One son was like, "I'm thankful for the roof over out heads". "What are you thankful for Mark? I was like, "Honestly, i'm thankful i'm not attracted to kids! Wouldn't that suck? It'd be a horrible life, you know? And everybody there was like, "woaah! What the hell was that? Holy Jesus, good Lord. And i didn't get it. I was like wait, why are you mad? I said i'm NOT attracted, NOT attracted! Not into 'em, what's the problem? And i got pissed, i was like, "screw you guys! I'm clearly the only one here not a pedophile!"
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