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springs-hurts · 9 months

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Sirius Black and James Potter did not need Remus lupin and lily Evans help to pass their OWLs and NEWTs.

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yanderestarangel · 5 months

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HEADKANONS MK1 | "𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐁𝐎 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋" - 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 + 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐊

TW: afab anatomy, v!sex, blowjob, handjob, anal sex, aggressive sex, himbo/bimbo reader, praise, degradation, ftm reader, objectification, dumbification, rec!sex.

JOHNNY CAGE, KENSHI, LIU KANG, SHANG TSUNG, RAIN.

He'll beg you to give him a handjob, with your new nails, which he bought himself. He loves to spoil you - he pays everything for you, like a man in need of attention and love who will do everything to make you as beautiful as possible just to fuck you and make him his own, showing you off like a damn luxury doll.

"-I love your small, soft hands on my dick baby boy." He would moan between cuts, while you smeared your hands with his cum, teasing him even more, massaging the fat, shiny head of his dick, he feels so squeamish when you deny him an orgasm - he even promises to buy you everything you want, just to feel your hands or beautiful mouth on his pulsing member.

"-Hmmph- I'll do it all baby- just be daddy's handsome himbo and make me cum- oh yes yes! Just like that, such a handsome boy- I'll buy whatever you want fuuck!-"

But when he takes control again, he destroys you, fucking you mercilessly over and over again, without any protection on his shaft - which was already totally dirty from him having cum once or twice inside your holes - you could feel his cum running down between your ass cheeks, and he would take the opportunity to fuck your second hole too, alternating his cock between your cunt and ass, forcing your legs to open and thrust into you with even more force than before, until you were overstimulated and crying, begging and babbling about him stopping... But he wouldn't.

"-I could never resist stuffing my perfect little toy."

RAIDEN, BI HAN, HAVIK, REIKO, SHAO KHAN.

He would fuck you everywhere he could, lifting you into his strong arms, ripping off your wet panties, slapping your ass hard and lifting the thin fabric of the mini skirt you were wearing - just to tease him - he loves it when you play dirty with him, just to get him to fuck you until you're leaking with his cum through your pussy.

"-That's what you wanted, wasn't it, pretty boy? Just to be fucked by my dick and become even dumber?" He growled as he shoved his thick length into your cunt, making you arch your back and buck up even more for him.

"-This is how a little thing like you needs to be fucked, this is what you deserve for being such a tease..." His balls hit your clit, while your thighs trembled from the intensity of the violent jerk, he just wants to make sure that you be a fucking, crying mess when he's completely done with you - he'll also fuck you in front of any minimally mirrored surface, showing you how beautiful you look with his dick directly dipped in your pussy, you could see your makeup starting becoming blurred by the tears of pleasure that fell as his dick hit your core tirelessly.

"-Look at yourself my little whore, you're just a pretty boy with a cute pussy- oh fuck I really am lucky to have such a good slut like you." He held your hair tightly, as he once again emptied his hot seed into your wetness, making you tremble and moan his name uncontrollably. He leaned in closer, his breath hot against your neck as his fingers traced lazy circles around your swollen clit.

"-I bet you're already wet again, let's just see how much you can cum today."

TOMAS VRBADA, KUAI LIANG, SYZOTH, GERAS.

He loves looking at your pretty face, especially if you're on your knees worshiping his dick on your glossy lips, he loves the warm feeling of your tongue passing over his every sensitive beam, focusing only on the fat tears that flow from your eyes as he you struggled to get his entire length down your throat.

"-Come on boy doll, just be a good boy and swallow my dick..." He moaned hoarsely, holding your head with both hands, his balls hit your chin repeatedly, dirtying you both, you moaned needily against his dick, he knew how much you wanted to cum, how much you needed his cock inside you, but he wanted to first fuck you until you couldn’t scream anymore.

"-You take everything so well, taking me like a good boy." He slaps your face with his throbbing cock, wet with your saliva, watching you beg for more, beg to be fucked even harder by him.

"-You liked that, didn't you, baby? You love it when I take control... You're such a perfect prince for me, fuck I can't wait to see how tight you are after that blowjob." He grabbed you roughly, opening your thighs under the hardest surface he could see, your pussy was looking for contact, the shiny and sensitive flesh just from having sucked his dick made him lose complete control.

"-Beg me to fuck you like the pathetic bitch you are." He'll record every reaction you make with his dick inside you, showering you with dirty praise as you enjoy yourself on top of his dick, with your thighs shaking and your body slowly going out of control.

"-Look at the camera dear boy, me let me see your pretty face while you cum like a dirty slut-"

©YANDERESTARANGEL 2023

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rjunswrld · 11 months

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he won’t fight me tho.

jaemin x thick POC! reader

cheating implied, unprotected sex, mentions of edging, possessive jaemin, nipple play, pet names involved, overstimulation, choking, non idol au, car sex, a tiny mention of rough sex, smut, bimbo reader implied, fuckboy jaemin (as always, sigh)

"maybe I like the way you lie to your boy." jaemin smirked as he motioned his fingers around your engorged clit refusing to touch you where you needed with his cock gliding in and out of you at a slow and teasing pace making you whine and whimper for him to fuck you how you like. the sound of your arousal squelching as he thrusts into you filled your ears-it was no surprise how wet he makes you, but of course, it was a bit embarrassing that he could make you leak intensely. that's how strong his power is over you. "n-na..please, more.." you sobbed as he kissed your neck so softly with a smirk arising he couldn't help but chuckle against your skin, letting his free hand slowly travel up your stomach to grab ahold of your boob giving it a light squeeze before shaking it softly in his hand.

"what are you gonna tell your himbo boyfriend when you get home late hmm?”

“studying at karina's again? movie night with yuna?" he teased hearing those lame excuses plenty of times before..

thrusting harshly and deeply into you making you cry out at the feeling that left goosebumps to cascade onto your melanin skin that shimmered with sweat. "nana!" you gasped out with your eyes rolling in the back of your head as he tugged on your nipple leaving one last kiss on your neck, kissing over the various marks he carelessly made, leading up to your cheek that was flushed a crimson red, "fuck you feel so good.." he groaned as he began fucking into you watching how your breast moved in the same motion- so mesmerizing, his car left rocking back and forth in the darkest ally the two of you desperately found. "you were made for me.." he grunted into your ear making sure you heard every word he spoke, every breath he took, every noise he made.

he wanted you to hear how good you made him feel, living up to your "good girl" title that only he gets to call you he made it very clear how well you please him. his hand moving from your boob instantly dropped down to reach for your clit, engorged and ready to play with he smiled as you squeaked at the small tap from his middle finger to your clit, never stopping the movements of his hips with his cock buried inside of you filling you so well you felt delirious as your body went limp against his seats.

he chuckled at the sight of you, blabbering and drooling with your big watery eyes starred into his with such desperation and longing he couldn't help but caress your cheeks, brushing your loose curls out of your face in awe and amusement. "my dumb baby, so gone off my cock.." he smirked down at you as he tapped your cheeks before smushing them together with his large hand, "such a slut, wants to be fucked all the time huh?" slipping his index and middle finger into your whimpering mouth your mouth instantly latched around them making him hum in satisfaction. "so good to nana.." he moaned out feeling your hole contract around him with such need.

slowly moving his fingers out of your mouth he placed his saliva-coated fingers against your clit and began rubbing you in a circular motion that instantly made your back arch with your body slightly twitching at the stimulation of his cock teasingly abusing your g spot and his fingers pleasuring your clit so deliciously you felt as if you could pass out over the intense and ongoing teasing he kept pushing upon your vulnerable body, praying he wouldn't drop you off like this. "please, i-i can't! nana!" you choked out as your plea fell upon deaf ears to him, attaching his lips to your harden nipple he swirled his tongue around it pleasuring two of your erogenous areas you felt like you lost all control and sanity in the hands of jaemin.

"come on and take it like the good girl you are." he panted out against your skin as you felt your stomach churn at the tip of his cock kissing your cervix at every move he made in you. "so good for nana right baby?" he snickered feeling your legs tremble around his waist as he looked up at the sight of your scrunched face moaning out so shamelessly he couldn't think of a prettier sight. "s-so good for nana!" you moaned out feeling your orgasm build up for what felt like the nth time tonight.

toes curling and the shortness of breath taking over, his fingers and thrusting never halting you assumed this time was it, this time he'd let you cum. you felt your body arching into his touch as you clenched onto him automatically- he knew you were close, he knew you all too well- so predictable he could read you like a book. "c-cum!" you squeaked out as he motioned his fingers over your cunt quicker as the knot in your stomach unraveled losing your mind over the delicious feeling he had given you, your hole convulsing around him as he moaned out your name in a husky yet strained voice. your body felt like you were on cloud9 as he proceeded to assist your high fully, to enjoy and milk your orgasm for all its worth.

the thrusting of his hips never stopping as he lifted himself from you to look down upon you with the streetlight from a distance giving him enough light to see your pretty little fucked out face that seemed to shine like gold; in his mind, he had made himself believe he was the only one who truly gets to see you like this, that you are undeniably his and only his. "fuck I just want to make you cum over and over again.." he said in a whisper as your glossy eyes looked deep into his, so innocently he wanted to fuck you into oblivion like his life depended on it. "if only you were mine." he grumbled not sure if he spoke his thoughts out loud, or just in his mind he proceeded to fuck you to reach his own high this time.

your mind foggy and body limp from the ongoing pleasure you didn't want this feeling to end, knowing he's the only one to make you feel this fucking good you didn't want to give it up just yet, not now at least. "please nana, more p-please don't stop.." you groaned as his cock hit the deepest parts of you making you tremble in sensitivity. "fuck, wanna f-fuck my kids into you, fill you up have you leaking.." he grunted out feeling so good inside of you he was pulled away from any possible thought he had only to be sucked out by you as always. "please wan' it nana!" your moans filling his ears giving him enough energy to forget about reality, fucking into you faster and harder with his car squeaking from the outside and fogged up windows covering up the sight of the two of you from anyone passing by outside.

"fuck baby, so fucking good.." he weakly admitted as he felt his orgasm creeping up on him quickly, he wouldn't think of stopping now and forbidding you of his cum he promised to give you. "fuck baby'm gonna cum.." he rasped out making your ears perk in the slightest, aching to feel him erupt inside of you, you stuck your tongue out to graze over his sensitive nipple. the sensation caused him to tremble with a hiss escaping him, sucking into him softly before swirling around his nipple he felt himself reaching his high faster than he ever has.

"fuck____!" he gasped out, feeling his cum spurt into you feeling that familiar warmth shooting inside of you as you moaned at the long-awaited feeling. his cock still pounding into you as if he didn't just cum, he place his hand over your throat letting your head fall back on the cushion seat below you, his hand closing in on your airway as he moved in an animalistic pace you choked on your moans and pathetic sobs at how rough he was handling you. but then again, this is na jaemin we're talking about. "i'm not fucking stopping til'm fully satisfied."

⭐︎

#na jaemin #nct dream #jaemin smut #nct smut #kpop smut #na jaemin smut #nct imagines #nct u #nct dream smut #jaemin scenarios #jaemin x you #thick reader #jaemin imagines

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idesofrevolution · 1 year

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The Last Possession

Yeah. That’s me. And yeah, I’m not cheap. You can’t afford to look this good workin’ a nine to five every day. Nah. I’m a freelancer. Call me a life coach for those who need some assistance finding who they really are. Sometimes you just need to have a little push in the right direction, eh? Plus, you know I’m the real deal by just lookin’ at this bod. If I do say so myself, I’m pretty damn hot.

Let’s cut to the chase. I take over the bodies of nerds, has-beens, washed ups, losers, and everyone else in between. Over the course of a few days, normally, I change them into exactly what they wanna be. Cocky, sexy, built himbo bad boys. And they pay top dollar for the privilege.

That’s exactly what Michael asked for. For whatever reason, he was unhappy with his pretty okay life. He was a game designer in Seattle, a pretty decent looking otter boy, and well off. I’m not gonna lie, I was on vacation, so I wasn’t too excited to take a job out here in the Bahamas. But the pay grade was just way too good, and I had a nice little vacancy in my bedroom since my twat of an ex dumped me. “Too many good looking guys coming out of the apartment” apparently.

Pssh, what did that fucker know? I brushed whatever dumb scraps of affection I had for him aside, and took the kid’s offer. The dude bought a ticket and flew out to Nassau, and drove to my holiday place. From the picture, I wasn’t sure what he was looking for. He was pretty good looking already!

My clients are usually the old creepers, absentee fathers, and middle aged former jocks. Median age: 40. So, when this guy showed up at my door, looking like an adorable little gamer guy, I couldn’t hold back my curiosity. I handed him a Mai Tai, and we sat by the pool, where I asked him his reasons for wanting a transformation. His reasoning was super simple, and it took my by surprise.

“I just wanna try something new, I guess.” It was no skin off my back if he didn’t think it through. Even if he did, I had doubts he knew the full extent of what my plans were. I asked him about his life back in Seattle, probing to see if he had a family I had to worry about, a dumb bimbo, or anything like that. Nothing. Just his dog. Just how I liked it. The more we talked, the more I started to like this guy. He just really seemed like a cool dude that was a bit… Disillusioned with his life. There was just something about him. I don’t know.

I asked him when he wanted it all to go down, and to my surprise, he shucked his shirt off and turned his back to me. This dude had a majorly casual vibe about the whole thing. I wasn’t sure how to approach it. After a few seconds of really thinking about it, I thought, “Fuck it” and dove right in.

Now to give you some perspective: this guy was like 6′3, where I was like 5′9. He was super skinny too. This was gonna be a tight squeeze, but not anything I hadn’t done before. I placed my hand on his shoulders, just starting out with a light massage. I smelled a light dash of cologne. It was so cute, he tried to impress me with some expensive Gucci-knockoff he found at Kohl’s. But, as my hands started to knead harder, and they began to sink underneath his pasty white skin, I thought about the others I had changed.

They hadn’t gone the extra mile to even put on deodorant. I’m not talking about that sexy, musky smell that I gladly add to my clients charge-free. They were stinking like the geriatric ward, or like they just got back from a burger-flipping job. All they cared about was getting me in, and becoming something else. But this dude… Michael… He actually thought about me, and my experience throughout the entire thing. It was a little thing, but it was more than anyone else had done for me…

I had sank into him at a forearm’s length. Crossing my legs around his waist, I could hear him moan a bit. I nibbled on his ear, letting my hot breath caress him, allowing him to shudder. For the first time in a possession, I smiled. This wasn’t work, this was pleasure. I felt my arms slip into place, fingers into his own as a well-fitted glove. I brought his hand to his cheek, caressing it, sticking a finger into his mouth, letting it roll onto his lips.

I was sinking ever faster into his body, his warming skin inviting more of me into him. My built, muscular body effortlessly crept inch by inch into his being, taking up every available ounce of space. Through me, his hands explored his body, stroking and prodding everywhere. I had almost all of me within him. By the end, all that was left was my head, protruding from the back of his neck. A lot of guys ask me what it feels like at this point. Imagine being submerged in a hot tub filled with heavy jello. That’s the only way I can describe it. Everything is slick, tight, compressed, yet extremely buoyant… This time was that much more intense, as I had gone the extra mile to really give him a ride. You know, let him go out with a bang.

I slowly pressed my forehead against the back of his head, feeling his hard skull give way to the same dense, gelatinous feeling that surrounded the rest of me. It takes a minute for me to adjust myself within him before I can actually see out of his eyes, but that first breath… Damn. It’s always exhilarating. I let the humid, hot air of the Caribbean into my lungs, and opened my eyes to the bright, tropical sun. Michael, for all intent and purpose, was relatively gone. Well, normally he would be.

At this point in the possession, I get the memories and thoughts of the host, and usually I just wipe it clean, for the sake of a clean slate. Though, this time, as his memories flooded me, I knew everything about him. He was a good kid. Like, unbelievably so. He cared about others, and not an ounce about himself. Yet, this deep-seeded insecurity he fostered… It actually broke my heart a bit.

Lounging on that pool-lounge, at that beachside Bahamanian mansion, I decided this was my final possession. And this was gonna be the crown jewel. My magnum opus. Maybe it was for selfish reasons, but I couldn’t let this one go. He’d be mine. I mean after all, what more of a prize is there than my smokin’ hot ass?

I spent days in his body, reversing the clock, rewiring his brain, encoding his genetics. It was like shopping for a christmas gift for myself! He’d be just as cocky as I was, a show off to everyone he’d meet. Sexy, lean muscles underneath a perfectly sunkissed skin, painted with tattoos. From his mesmerizing frost-green eyes, to his gigantic, size 16 feet; this 6′3 God among men was going to be a blast to finally meet.

The last day, laying on the pool lounge where it all began, I thought about the last few tweaks. You know, the pierced ears & cock, finger tattoos, finishing up his background, changing his vocal range, making him an alpha top… I had thought long and hard about it over the transformation, and I had decided it was time. This lovable goofball would love me, and I’d love him back. As I pulled myself from his bronzed body, I left his consciousness intact. He was still him underneath it all. He remembered everything. He knew what it was like to have me within him. By the time my exhausted, sweaty body was finally detached from him, he had already opened his eyes for the first time.

He brought his inked hands to his face, smirking a smug grin. I watched him from the cement ground, flexing and kissing his biceps. Our eyes met, and the alpha bravado I had programmed oozed out of him. Yet… I could see Michael in his eyes. He pulled me into a kiss, gentle at first, then passionate and fiery. That mouthwatering musk poured into my nostrils, just as I wanted it to. I tasted that wintergreen tic-tac breath of his, just as I had intended. He groped me and bit my tongue, smiling at me. I had never been so into a guy before.

I knew that Michael would be proud of who he is now. He is truly experiencing something new. He also had a stud by his side to experience it with alongside him. I enjoyed every minute of his invading tongue in my mouth, of his strong fingers tenderly wrapped around my neck. He was perfect. This was perfect. Besides, the best Christmas gift came as he picked me up and carried me to the bedroom. A sizable, delicious, musky, uncut package waited for me to unwrap it.

#male transformation #male possession #body transformation #jockification #original #transformation #musk #musky #gay transformation #male tf #male bodysuit #merging #possession

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hana-no-seiiki · 1 year

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well now that your ocs have been brought to my attention I can’t stop thinking about them 😭 so that led me to think about if justin and reader were dating before, doesn’t that mean everyone was trying to kill him too?

I answered this thrice and every time it got deleted for absolutely no reason.

Tumblr. Why?

I’m not mad anymore just tired 😭 This happened to my Batfam x Deadpool reader + other drafts too wtf

Thank you for your curiosity over my babies though anon! It gave me the motivation to write this several times over lmfao

warnings: mentions of dick size, tons of justin (yandere ex & jock) slander, slander towards filipinos cause i hate my fellow countrymen sometimes, attempted murder, cheating (by reader)

[ previous ask for context ]

So, Justin is pretty smart. He knew what he was getting into from the beginning. He knew the risks. He knew that he’d potentially get killed.

His archetype is morseso based on the bad boy who’s smart rather than the usual jock. I’m thinking of making someone else the himbo or even making a bimbo/thembo but we’ll see.

So, despite his grades being rock bottom due to the Yan! Faculty, Yan! Student Council, and Yan! Rich Students teaming up to end his academic life, they can’t change his wrinkly brain.

Justin prepared every meal of his (male wife material fr fr) and shared them with you to squash any attempts at poisoning.

He got buff(er) and attended Aikido + Boxing lessons to help defend himself when he’s apart from you.

Did I mention he’s like, the tallest, buffest dude in school? (Which isn’t a huge achievement in a school set in my universe’s version of the Philippines.)

( Fun Fact: Midnight Darling is set just a little south east of The Guest is God )

Canonically speaking, my character design sketches of him is just the genderbent version of the mc. Albeit his fashion sense included less b l a c k and is leaning more to the basic sports for brains guy style. So he technically is on equal footing with you in everything if not excels more.

But he’s unfortunately late to the party.

And he gets slandered to hell and back every single day.

I mean, if they can’t kill him in the physical sense, might as well emotionally damage him til he breaks, right?

Your poor goons had to pull a lot of strings and delete so many goddamn posts about him. Many rumors and articles were about his appearance, his terrible grades and how he’s definitely not worthy of you. A lot of those posts shit on his dick size.

Your goons mostly did it for your approval, they couldn’t care less about him. They also made sure to destroy the social lives of those that questioned your decision to date him. Sure, they sooner want him dead and all, but arguing against the decision of your being was utterly disgraceful. Horrid to even think about doing.

In addition to all that, you had to publicly cheat on him just to lessen some of the blows. He has received so much footage of you being with someones else that people have begin to add that he likes getting cucked to all the rumors that has piled up.

And don’t get me wrong, most if not all your harem are down bad masochists, but it still hurts seeing you with someone else.

Yeah, Justin would have already lost his sanity with the shit he has to deal with everyday if he were anything close to normal.

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xjulixred45x · 1 year

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Zuko x Friend! Reader(Platonic)

Genre: Headcanons

Reader: neutral

Warnings: Azula, mentions of minor bullying, avatar story spoilers, reader is something of a himbo/Bimbo, banishment, a little angst, a lot of Fluff.

You probably met Zuko through Ursa, who, seeing that Azula had her own group of friends, thought that her son could use a friend to help him out of his shell.

Your parents were important politicians in the fire nation, so technically you've been to the royal garden before, but you've definitely never met the fire lady (is there a title for the fire lord's wife???) And much less did you expect him to offer to play with his son.

You, being a completely innocent boy/girl, accepted, even if at first Zuko didn't seem to want you around for some reason (later you just understood that he didn't want charity or something).

But you weren't going to give up easily, nononono, this child NEEDED a friend, he needed you, so you kept insisting and insisting until you finally managed to establish trust with him and talk about his things.

The afternoons you came over were much more fun for Zuko now that he had someone else to play with (Azula doesn't count) and above all that you understood him and even defended him from Azula.

He never knew if you were too dumb or too brave, but he definitely appreciate that gesture.

Unfortunately that didn't always end well for you, there were times when Azula took revenge by making you go through embarrassing situations like throwing food at you, making you trip and in the worst case, burning your feet with firebending.

Zuko was furious with her when this happened and would always accuse her of Ursa, which either "calmed" her completely or came to something worse, never halfway.

He comforted you in those moments and in part he felt guilty for not being able to defend you more adequately according to him, even if you told him it was okay.

After Ursa, Zuko stuck to you like glue, you were his only source of real comfort and you welcomed him with open arms.

If friendship only grew as the years went by, the servants already knew you even by name. How not to do it? The adorable friend of the prince, for some a big airhead and for others a cuteness.

When Zuko was banished they had to physically stop you from throwing yourself onto the ship to accompany him, you felt so bad, your only friend was getting out of hand, and all just because he wanted to do something good!

It's not like Zuko had it any easier, part of him wanted you to come along, but the other (more reasonable) part of him was happy that at least you wouldn't have to share the dishonor with him, at least you'd be okay.

Zuko refused to be forgotten, so they sent each other letters during the years he was away, sure, it was harder for you to send your letters to him because, well, a ship in constant motion, but that didn't stop you.

Even if it was good to hear from him, it wasn't the same without him, the others noticed immediately how you were much sadder without your friend.

Even if you tried not to look like that so as not to please Azula.

And when in book two he was considered a traitor, your world fell apart...

....only to be brought back to life when Zuko returned after (supposedly) killing the avatar!

When you found out I had arrived at the palace, oh well you put all the air nomads to shame (cruel joke sorry), you ran so fast and when you saw Zuko you practically threw yourself at him.

You were like: MAKE WAY MY CHILDHOOD FRIEND IS BACK AND I'LL BE THE FIRST TO GIVE HIM A HUG!

You practically knocked Zuko to the ground.

Well, apart from the bruises that left behind, Zuko was just as happy to see you.

The first day of his return (apart from the confusing meeting with his father) he was glued to your side listening to you chatter away like always, even things he would have found annoying before were now rather amusing.

he miss you a lot.

Rest assured, it will drag you to Ember Island! Even if you're excited about the idea, most of the time you just make ridiculously elaborate sand castles (which Azula destroys just to make you angry).

When they're at the party trying to pretend to be normal guys, you can't help but feel oblivious to the drama among the main four, I mean...you have a lot of things to say but at the same time...they're more important right?

Unfortunately, everything is caused by an emotional overflow and crying party sauce, practically fed up with everyone fighting each other.

Later you catch up with them at the campfire, again, listening to everyone's problems, just to try not to look pathetic for crying in a "ridiculous" way.

But when Azula brings it up you just can't take it anymore, you got sick of being taken for a fool or childish just because you wanted to be your age, or get me down, or not be the fucking make me laugh all the time. You couldn't always be happy! Or make everyone happy!...so you failed them as a friend...?

The others were shocked by this new side of you, to say the least. Zuko especially.

When they make up (mostly), Zuko is more attentive to how you feel, and I assure you, he didn't see you as a fool or a laugh-out-loud, but as a friend.

When all the fuss happens with Zuko going over to the good side, he leaves an additional letter for you to read, explaining everything, you burn that letter, not out of anger but to prevent them from finding incriminating evidence.

Azula planned to use you as a shield against Zuko, but unfortunately she misunderstood the part about you actually not being a fool, and you went off and read the letter.

You ended up with the white lotus to be safe and incidentally better understand the situation.

When comet zozin arrives, all you can do is pray that the avatar wins and that Zuko (and your family within the fire nation) is safe.

And finally everything ends, the balance is restored and Zuko becomes the new lord of fire. You couldn't be happier.

They may not have as much time to talk as before, but Zuko finally has his friend back.

Would you like me to do a sequel with Reader in the comics? I haven't read them in full yet but they look cool. Read You.

#headcanons #neutral reader #avatar #avatar zuko #avatar aang #the last airbender #platonic #zuko fanfic #zuko x reader

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dearest-painter · 2 years

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can we get some hanzo with bimbo reader or soldier 76, which ever you want to choose

HOW ABOUT BOTH MY FRIEND! Also I know usually Bimbo usually have makeup and clothes on their mind but I’m making this bimbo have her boyfriend on her mind! A/N:And I’m adding Himbo Reader for jack

Tw/Cw:yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship,abusive behavior,abusive relationship,taking advantage that Reader is dumb and manipulating her,degrading ig?,

A/N:changing Jacks to himbo because recently I was told he was gay and I want to be respectful (I just got back into the fandom as I was only in it for a little while but now I am getting into it more)

Hanzo

•Arranged marriage that’s how y’all met,he found you cute when he saw a picture but when he saw how you acted he fell deep in love

•He noticed how you were stupid and dumb but always nice,he could use it to his advantage

•He makes you distrust all your friends which makes you cut them off because you trust your future husband,DONT YOU!?

•When people post about you they labeled you as a bimbo so he look it up and oh boy was he happy!

•You only had him on your mind 24/7 so did he!

•He spoils you but not enough for you to be cocky

•If he ever feels like your lying to him he’ll manipulate you into telling the truth

•he threatens anyone who tries to take you from him

•you have bodyguards with you 24/7

•He leaves few people alive to send a message but with their eyes cut out so they can’t see you and their tongue cut off so they can’t talk to you

•Once you get married you become a housewife so only he can see you

•He sometimes calls you his ‘stupid little bunny’ or ‘dumb puppy’

• “My dearest wife,you love me only…RIGHT!?”

Solider 76

•He loves you so fucking much

•He manipulates you to only believe him and distrust everyone even friends and family

•He keeps you in an apartment and makes you work from online so that you can be safe so he can keep you to himself

•Will background check everyone you know

•He knows your a himbo and he fucking loves it so much because your so god damn stupid! He can make you believe anything he wants

•When he’s away he’ll try and text you anytime he can to let you know he’s okay but you are expected to tell him where you are any time

•He tracks your every movement

•He’ll give you the silent treatment until you tell him the truth with proof even if it does hurt him

•He’ll threaten anyone who hurts or flirts with you because your HIS!

•He doesn’t let anyone who harms or flirts with you alive HOW DARE THEY EVEN LOOK AT YOU!?

•He calls you his ‘dumb baby’ or ‘Stupid kitty’

• “Your only MY dumb baby,RIGHT!?”

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thesixthplaneteer · 7 months

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OC-tober day 2 - New OC

My newest character I'd call an OC is Ralph, the love interest and coterie-mate to my wife's character Khloe in the VTM game I'm STing for, The Poisoned Peach. Ralph is a spiced up self insert and has been a blast to play.

A factoid about him is his full name is Randolph Gaylord King IV. He's a thin blood but has the clan curse of his Nosferatu sire. My goal when playing him is to be the coolest and dorkiest guy in the room. I wanted to write something focused on just the boy but also wouldn't be any spoilers for my wife, so here is his embrace! I hope you enjoy!

The warm summer night air blew hard, causing him to stumble as he drunkenly tried to navigate a city he’d never been to before. Ralph took a deep breath and tried to focus on his phone which had directions to his hotel on it, but his head was swimming and his vision blurred. “Fuckin’ Marta ass,” He half slurred and grumbled out loud. “Last train at midnight ass.” He switched to his Instagram to check how posts from earlier in the night were doing.

There were several posts of him posing with other Instagram celebrities, nearly all he could not remember the names of. The more popular people he’d posed with got his own posts better hits, as he thought they would. Annoyingly, the pic he took of someone taking his prosthetic foot wasn’t doing well. It was an embarrassing situation he’d hoped to monetize but obviously it wasn’t as interesting as the barely concealed female presenting nipples in his other pictures.

He soon looked up and realized he had no idea where he was. “Fuuuuuuck.” He let out in frustration as he quickly looked back to his phone, pulling up the directions again... just to see that he’d overshot his hotel by over a mile somehow. “Fuck two electric boogaloo. Fuck it, I’ll Uber-loo.” Grumbling in resignation, he tried to find the app.

He opened his eyes after what felt like a long blink. His head throbbed and it felt like there was a knife twisting in his stomach. He choked on the smell of shit and piss that saturated the air. He blinked to clear his vision but the room was dark. His blood ran cold as the years of military training started to kick in. He kept silent and slowly felt around to get an idea of where he might be. His prosthetic was gone, there was a slimy substance on most surfaces, he could hear rats squeak and scurry. He prayed he was wrong, but he put the clues together and figured he was in the sewer.

Pulling himself up against the wall, he gripped at his stomach as the twisting pain persisted. Like an insane hunger he’d never experienced before. “The fuck!?” He mumbled as he felt a sharp stab suddenly in his belly, the source directly from his own fingers. He rubbed at their tips, and felt that his nails had become extended and pointed. “What the fuck!?” His heart started to pound in his chest, and he struggled to hold back panic.

He didn’t have much more time to his own thoughts, as suddenly a light flashed on. It wasn’t a particularly bright bulb, but in the pitch black of the room, it may as well have been the sun. He blinked rapidly to combat the trauma to his eyes and clear his vision. He couldn’t see anyone, but his fear of being in the sewer was confirmed.

“Who’s there?” He choked out. There appeared to be no one, but someone had to have turned the light on.

“Oh poor Randolph. So scared when not surrounded by your bimbos and himbos.” A voice like grinding stones said from seemingly nowhere.

Ralph spun and looked around. He saw no one, even the rats were silent now.

“What did you do to me!?” Ralph yelled out, feeling a white hot anger rise within him.

“I made you one of us! One of the normies. I ripped you down from your pristine pedestal and humbled you. Now you’ll know the same pain me and my brethren have felt all our lives!”

Ralph turned to now see a creature standing where there was nothing before. Dark, beady eyes peered out from beneath a hood. Its skin was mottled gray, its teeth crooked and jagged. Its wicked smile was so wide it seemed like his lips would split. It held a mirror in its hand and raised it above its own head to meet Ralph’s gaze.

A cold numbness went through Ralph's body as he saw what he knew was him, but refused to believe it. His eyes were black and amber, his nose upturned and bat-like. His hair was just wisps of what was. His skin was splotchy. His nails were black and grown out like claws.

The creature beyond his own reflection was smiling and speaking. Making grand hand gestures. But all Ralph could hear was the beating of his own heart in his ears. All he could feel was the desire to drain the creature dry. The thought of opening its throat and drinking from it like a fountain. Ralph’s eyes darted down to the floor as the creature spoke to him. He keyed in on a broken brick in the path between him and it. When the creature turned and its eyes were not on him, he made his move.

“You’re stricken, so stupid, you can’t even speak-”

The final words he heard as his body lurched forward. He leapt and pushed off the ground with his hands like a feral beast. The creature’s eyes and his own met before the first blow was struck. All of that confidence was gone. Fear was on its face, soon followed by brick. The first strike was hard and threw the creature off balance, the mirror it held falling and breaking on the concrete. It sputtered out something but Ralph was quick to keep pressing the advantage, slamming the brick into its face again, bringing it to the ground. It was like hitting a sand bag. The contact was solid but it was obviously not doing the amount of damage he expected. Still, he was unrelenting. He was on top of the creature before it could get up. It tried to throw him off, and was almost successful, the scrawny frame of the creature hid its strength well. Whether through pure rage or muscle, Ralph stayed on top and beat the creature until the brick crumbled to dust.

“Get him off me!” The creature cried out in panic.

Ralph didn’t take the time to register the cry for help. He started to go in with fists where the brick failed. But his arm was stopped, an iron grip on his wrist catching him mid-swing. He tried to spin and punch the sudden second attacker, but they grabbed his other hand as well. This one was bigger and more monstrous than the other. A cleft lip revealed teeth befitting a cryptid rotting within its mouth. Its eyes were a bright red that almost shined. There was no nose on its face, not even nostrils. Its ears were elongated and several inches of lobe hung down from them.

The fight left Ralph as he realized he wasn’t walking away from this. He went limp in the new creature’s grasp. Somehow, it was able to speak clearly through the cleft lips and monstrous teeth.

“The kid is a shit and what he did wasn’t right. But I can’t let you kill him. That’s for someone else to decide.” His voice was soothing and warm. “Name’s Jorge.”

#vtm #vtm oc #vampire the masquerade #duskborn #thin blood #nosferatu #clan nosferatu #bweirdoctober #oc-tober #vamily #world of darkness #my baby boy #Ralph

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candykamikun · 2 years

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SULLY AND HIS S/O HEADCANON + DRABBLE

This big boy here doesn't get enough love so my job today is giving him sum

HE'S. AN. ELASTIC BOY

for those who don't know, an elastic man is a "fuckass" kind of man. to attract them you have to pretend not to be interested, for example Sully:"Wanna hang out" Y/n, kinda teasingly:"Yeah uhmm.. no-" Sully"Well, my bad.. that wasn't a question" YOU SEE ??

I think that in the apartments (because in my AU it would be apartments with a large hall that serves as a bit of a "welcome entrance"-) Sully is very seen, at least he does prefer to keep control if they (him and Liu) are not alone / not with trusted people, unless Liu tells him he'll be careful.

Sully is not (THAT MUCH) a cuddly boy

LEMME EXPLAIN BITCH

when you're alone he doesn't really mind, he can even touch you lovingly- BUT

But but but but he's not a softie, yk? like he will hold your hips or hold you if you ask but he prefers kisses-

Kisses ! Kisses you often, but not in an abusive way-

he's an pro surprise kisser! Kisses you when you two have good moments, when you're laughing cuz he thinks your laugh is priceless (it is !) Aaand when you make him feel randomly happy, even by doing nothing like just him thinking about you ! He gives you more pecks than kisses- kisses you on the cheek or forehead because this jackass is kinda embarrassed to kiss someone he REALLY LOVES ! Like he's a flirty boy but in reality he's embarrassed easily with his lover ! (You won't see it tho, he desn't show it)

He likes neck kisses :) like when you two are sleeping together or cuddling hello just kiss your hair or your neck ! <3 BUT ONLY IF YOU'RE ASLEEP THO

Holds you in public when he's jealous

Don't get jealous often, but when he is he's really angry ! if someone flirt with you he couldn't care less, if they hug you ? whatever..

BUT..

IF THEY FLIRT + TOUCH YOU + YOU DON'T NOTICE IT OR RETURN.. He's gonna be SUPER JEALOUS

Gonna :

Yell at the person things that don't make sens just insulting them and then holds your wrist to get out of here and just tells you "YOU CAN'T DO THIS-" and you're like confused like :What do you mean" and he can't tell you ! Because he's embarrassed-

He's kissing you in front of them, blood boiling, but he tries to look calm and confident

Tells you he want to go and somehow force you to get out of the place you were in-

He'll like an bimbo/himbo S/O or a very clever s/o, not really in between

He'll rather like someone who's kind of super expressive and a ball of good energy, kinda helps him, empathic.

He really like to be alone, WITH HIS S/O ! Like.. he doesn't like people :c.

Pet names for you are : "[your nickname], Babe, Idiot or Smart mouth! Dear, Honey and he has funny ones too- like : Bitch, Dick face, miss/mister pillow, BOTTOM 💀💀"

He WILL call you "HEY, YOU BOTTOM" in public and SCREAM it

And uuuhm idk what to add ! So here's a very small drabble cuz i want to

Under a beautifully degraded setting sun there was a couple who had gotten lost. On the top of a mountain, above the forest, they admired all the spectacles which were offered to them.

"Babe?" Did you whisper he only hummed "we did really well to stop actually." Sully didn't answer. He was already lying on the grass for about ten minutes, you swung your body to join him in the heart of the greenery. Clinging to him and clinging to his clothes, your pretty eyes began to close charmingly and slowly, and that's how wonderland had taken you with it for a little while.

Feeling you very relaxed glued to him, Sully put a hand on your back, pulling you closer to him before taking a deep breath, letting out a small smile in spite of himself and closing his eyes to join you. He really hoped that forever you accompany him, you and the way you breathe, act, love him, move, smile, laugh, jump and are. Oh dear.. he loves the fucking way you are.

#Sully x reader #Sully #homicidal liu #homicidal liu x reader #creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #yn #homicidal liu/Sully #scenarios #headcanon

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mhathotfic · 2 years

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You were saying bimbo and himbo solidarity. So how bout this

Bakugou is sat on his bed cross legged a textbook next to him he's studying writing up in the book in his lap. Kiri was in his dorm already just watching him study he had just go back from a workout sweat dripping down his chest. He stands up joining him on the bed before long you enter you had just been down the hall changing in your dorm cause you wanted some nice fresh clothes.

You lay down next to him Kiri's hand already on his thigh while he talks your hand trailing his abs. He whines pulling away from the both of you "Awe come on you look so pretty when studying such a good boy don't you think you deserve a nice break a little reward"

You wrap your arms around and Kiri takes away his supplies.

The arguement ends with Bakugou laying on the bed whining and moaning overstimulated as you bounce on his dick Kiri fucking him stood towering behind you as he watches you his eyes fall shut with a moan he cries out "Oh my god I'm cumming again please it's enough please I'll take more breaks with you"

After your done he curls up on you chest after you all get cleaned up faces buried in your chest as he tries to claim that he's not a baby to Kiri who pulls him back into his lap hugging his waist "You're our baby and we don't care we love babying you" he slept that night faced buried in your chest arms around you Kiri's arms around him mumbling and muttering about how he loves you

/sorry it got a bit long

First don’t apologize I love long ones like this

Second I’m giggling like the menace I am at the thought of tag teaming and over stimulating Bakugou with Kirishima.

I’ll try to write a proper piece for this later because I haven’t seen a lot of fics like this around and it sounds like fun.

I’m thinking of him just wanting a quiet night with his partners. Maybe it’s been a long week of hero work and training on top of trying to maintain his grades so he can graduate at the top of his class, but that doesn’t give him much room for himself or them so of course they get a little handsy.

He’s so pretty and handsome and his reactions are always the best and the just can’t help it if their hands start to wonder. Or if his little whimper he definitely tried to hide reminded of how long it’s been since the last heard his pretty sounds and fills both their heads with dirty thoughts and memories.

It also can’t be helped, nor is he the weak willed one here at least he’d insist on that being true, that they have the hardest to say no to pouts and it’s practically impossible when both are looking at him like that and telling him how attractive he is and how much they want to make him feel good and he knows he should get back to studying and probably get them to study too.

It has been a while though, and it’s not like he can’t study later. Plus his girlfriend and boyfriend would look like kicked puppies for the rest of the night and probably won’t study much anyways at that point.

Fuck it, it’s the weekend anyways.

So what if he ends up under both of them not being sure who he should be focused on because he’s getting it from both ends and everything is blurring together and he’s pretty sure this one is like the third or fourth, maybe fifth? Who knows, he’s lost count of how many times he’s cum now, but he doesn’t have it in him to keep up his usual bratty attitude and just wants to be spoiled and pampered a little bit after such an overwhelming experience.

And of course they’re happy to cater to him. Anything for their grumpy boyfriend who loves them so much and accepts how much love they both have to give and never gets tired of it even if he tries to act like it’s an annoyance to him.

#bnha bakugou #mha bakugou #bnha kirishima #mha kirishima #poly kiribaku #nat chats #mutual❤️#nsft post #thirst post

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coffeelovinggayidiot · 8 months

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@biverly-switzler is my spouse, my blorbo, a scrunky little man, baby girl, a pretty boy, a himbo, a bimbo, my dumb husband, my nagging wife, a bicon, shakespear, a little jokster man, and the love of my life. In case you were wondering :)

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sprite-real · 2 years

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Took a kin test for Twisted Wonderland characters and uh…

Got called out lmao?

I kin Silver, which is a bit surprising at first then suddenly the explanation:

Silver

Bimbo/Himbo/Thembo rights! It's okay to be a bit spacey and not be able to take social cues very well. It's also okay to be indecisive and naive. You're the type who falls asleep/space out/or doodle mindlessly in class. You were also probably the type of person who simply did not do their homework at home if you could help it. As the champion of daydreaming, midday naps, and not being able to split your attention to do more than one task at once, many people are prone to assuming you're apathetic or dumb (hint: You're not one of these things). Personality wise, you care deeply about people, although it's a bit hard to tell them that.You seem like the type of person who's gotten their face snapped in a few times.

Yeah that’s basically me. I’m surprised. But anyways that’s the first time I’ve taken a kin test, ever I think. If you wanna try it out, here’s the link, lemme know who you get and why, I’m curious to know -v-

https://uquiz.com/Quiz/Question/sHQOns/2

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland silver #silver #twst silver #kinning

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majorkphob · 2 years

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One Shot Set Ups

I’ll keep it under the expand tag, but @floralprintshark and @probablygoodrpgideas inspired me to add some of my own one shot notes as a DM... If anyone else wants to add some of their stats/ideas, feel free :D

One-shot Inspiration topics:

- High level monster hunters (potentially all from the same guild, potentially from opposing guilds) need to clear out a island full of isolated monsters that have mutated to be incredibly powerful due to insular biogeography.

- A group of pro-wrestlers have to go save their “Biggest Fan”, a young fanboy who missed their most recent “warrior-mania” event. They find in their investigations, that he has been kidnapped by local cultists, on a mission for the boy’s mother to bring him home. (Lots of chances for fun pro-wrestling NPCs and in the boxing ring battles)

- A group of local super heroes are caught in a time loop, which not all of them remember (I ran this for kids on bikes system, and had them make a brains check to remember they were reliving their days). At noon on each day, an explosion rips through the city and kills everyone (which restarts the time loop). With the main epicenter being the Science Laboratories, somewhere in a secret basement facility, will the heroes be able to figure out what’s causing the explosion before the loops end? (the answer of course lies in aliens, as what comic book super hero story would be complete without them)

- The party is made up of exclusively warlocks- all of them with the same patron (their dad!). The half-siblings are all brought together after receiving a mysterious dream telling them their father was in danger, and he could only trust them to save him. Can they trust their father, Lord of Hell lies and deceit? Or is the true enemy coming from within the party, after all, who is to say they will all be rewarded by daddy dearest? (If you want any heals, you might let your players multiclass)

-Himbos and Bimbos only for this Baywatch miniseries, where a bunch of lifeguards fight against sea monsters and terrible currents to protect all of the beach goers. (I’m in the middle of running this, so I’ll expand on it later... )

-The Real Housewives of New Faerun band together post show productions (some due to a midlife crisis, others due to a recent divorce) as a popular adventuring party. On a shopping expedition post battle, they find a young woman dress shopping for her ex-husband’s wedding tomorrow. Little does the party know, but the wedding includes members of their own family (ex husbands, rival siblings, and old frenemies).

#I have literally so many others lol #but I couldn't copy and paste all of my table- based notes in tumblr so I'm not gonna retype them lol #anyway #feel free to add your own oneshot ideas #or comments on what you like about your own home games #if you want stat blocks/more notes from those sessions just send me an ask or something #dnd homebrew #dm tips #dnd #ttrpg #dungeons and dragons #dnd 5e

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ashersanity · 5 months

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“𝐃𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐲.”

— “can you even call it a masterlist when it’s this short, dumbass?”

— “you mean like your dick, bitch?”

heads up! new to writing, don’t expect much. (bad shit)

( about me. ) requests are open [closed.]

Status: [Cmon, look my way. Cmon!] ↓ (Below.)

— Yandere! series

LI’s as Yanderes (What if they were all Kylar 2.0?)

Yandere! Whitney (Thought the bully on their own was bad? Think again.)

Yandere! Harper (Promise they’ll be a good doctor to you)

Yandere! Bailey pt.2 (Sometimes your caretaker can’t help themselves around you)

Yandere! Shady Bastards (And they keep on getting worst..)

Yandere! Remy (The worst fucking spouse known to mankind)

— Asher’s craze

Cruel bastards (aren’t they such dicks? reducing you to a whimpering mess)

Ruining said bastards (break them in till they’re yours)

Something about owners and their pets (dignified owners turned into cockwhore begging sluts)

Good boys get their treats (it’s only natural to reward a good pet)

playing with LI’s pussies in public (they love it whenever you play with their clit)

Eyes only on me, PC (Whitney gets a little possessive over PC at times)

Just what you fucking deserve.. filthy slut (PC has a bad time with Whitney in the alleyways)

Workout buddy! Whitney (A reason to go to the gym)

Free use slut! (Himbo/Bimbo PC having the time of their lives)

Big brother Whitney 0 1 2 3 (Thoughts on it)

Fuck it. Whitney headcanons, here we go. (My personal headcanons of the bully)

Oh, Kylar headcanons. Here I go. (My personal headcanons of the freak)

LI’s watching content streamer PC except it’s just hardcore porn. (PART 1 completed, PART 2 is on the way.)

Turning the big, bad bully into a cockwhore (Whitney gets a good ol’ pounding from m!PC)

Mommy’s good little slut (Nothing better than getting finger fucked by your own bully in the storage closet)

His face is prettier when it’s covered in tears (and cum) (sadistic PC jerks off to the thought of Whitney taking his fat cock)

[INSERT SHORT INTERMISSION HERE]

— Short prompts that might get turned into fanfics one day, maybe.. probably.. (yeah, never)

Whitney being a bitch, forcing PC to do their math homework while they tease them under the desk

Trans Kylars babytraps poor little PC

Teacher PC x typical Whitney

C!Sydney x Angel PC (requested)

jealous c!sydney (requested)

soft whitney x straight faced pc

Fujoshi Kylar ships PC x Whitney

m!pc and m!kylar tagteam whitney + yandere!whitney and yandere!kylar team up and kidnap a poor helpless PC

Whitney cums from getting his ass spanked by PC like a pathetic bitch

slow, lazy morning sex with whitney

Whitney’s weird glasses kink

Whitney takes on PC’s debt

Working on more? Fuck, who knows.

— “Fuck you, asshole.”

— “The feeling’s mutual.”

[BZZT.]

#pinned post #navigation #masterlist #asher writes #asher getting.. ideas!#asher gets asks #dol #genshin impact #jjk #honkai star rail #blue lock

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crashfnafstuffs · 1 year

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Some self insert and Lillian content, again.

EDIT: tumblr messed up my format, so the Lillian doodle is at the bottom :[

More context under the cut~

(This is a long ass post, btw, just oc info dumping)

Lillian Torres! She's 26 and an incredibly gifted mechanic and programmer, earning her the job of the Glamrocks' main mechanic. Her brain is really good at formulas, and figuring out how complex things work, and following blueprints!

...however, she's not very good at figuring out other things. Emotions? Relationships? Other people? ..ew. Those are kind of hard for her to understand. (Her story arc is essentially Stupid With Love from Mean Girls)

Lillian's short and curvy, with rose tattoos running across her back, from shoulder to shoulder. She also has some other sleeve tattoos but I haven't designed those yet.

Shes reserved, but blunt with her words. Shes a singer, and she's pretty good, but only because she's been taking lessons for the past 4 years. And.. when she starts working at the Pizzaplex, she wasn't made aware that the bots were sentient or that they moved around at night. So her first meeting with Freddy was quite a shock. As in, she threw her flashlight at him and... dented.. his faceplate.. ANYways--

also shes a Monty simp. Slowburn written by a very impatient artist lmao

Self insert! Their real name is unknown, because everyone at the Pizzaplex calls them Crash because they always knock things over on accident. They work at the front desk for the Superstar Daycare, and they love little kids so much aaa they're so cute!!

Crash also enjoys the antics of the Daycare Attendants. (In my au the boys are separated into two bots later on, but in the beginning they're still one :]) Crash hangs out with the Attendant when the Daycare isn't busy.

Crash is just a much more confident (and more gender neutral) version of me. They're also much braver, but they are just as dumb as I am! So they will run into danger like an idiot himbo twig. (Can a himbo be a twig? Crash has a chest though, are they a bimbo? I wanna be a him-bimbo :[) Also, like me, they love matching their earrings to their outfits, as well as their necklaces and socks! Also, they love the Pizzaplex. They may work there, but they're still like a little kid when they see a concert. The lights and sounds are just so MMM.

They draw fanart for Sun and Moon, and every drawing is hung up in the Attendants room with pride :]

Also Lillian has to keep Crash from breaking the bots or getting themselves hurt. They were hired during the same hiring event (the STAFF bots were becoming uneffective) and they have a... mutual appreciation of each other. They're friends, but not close enough to hang out outside of work, you know?

Anyways Crash is a dca simp because I've been sucked into the dca x reader fics on ao3 and now my self insert is gay for these men. Some Moon. Half Moon. Mostly Moon. Its all Moon, I'm in love with this essentric bitch, Sun is just a nice plus tbh

#art #digital art #fnaf self insert #fnaf self ship #crashdoodles #oc x canon #oc x monty #security breach daycare attendant #fnaf oc #fnaf oc art #reblogs over likes

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lutefisk27 · 1 year

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Story timeeeee

I was babysitting my cousin for the like half hour it'll take his parents to do conferences (they're Monday, oops). And the dogs always get excited when I come over because, yknow, I'm awesome. But the kid is sleeping and they're loud so I banished the banshee beagle (and co) outside to calm tf down. Not two seconds later, ab as long as it took for me to grab a mug for a mandatory coffee break, I hear the beagle screaming. If you've ever met a beagle, you'd know all they do is scream. But this one was frantic, loud-like she got hurt. I go outside and check. At first, everything looks fine, and she runs back into the house, but I notice the big boy, noodle, is laying on the. steps and isn't getting up. Lo and behold the dumbass got his foot stuck in the top step. I called my uncle and they were like still on the street so he got unstuck, but istg that little bimbo of a hunting dog has more street smarts than her himbo brother. This dog is supposed to be smart, as he's a golden retriever and poodle mix, but the closest thing to intelligence I've seen from him is the ability to follow commands. That's not intelligence, that's obedience, though I know that takes a certain level of understanding. The beagle is nearly the same because she's supposed to be a hunting dog. However, she still has half a braincell more than her brother. Enough so that she was able to communicate that the other dog was stuck.

#dogs of tumblr #cute dog #dumb dog stuff #beagle

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